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53520107 No.53520107 [Reply] [Original]

we need some sort of signal to unite since we won't have internet access

>> No.53520156

>>53520107
If you smell shit that’s a fellow stinkie! Make sure to give em the ol dazzle dazzle! Don’t forget to scream afterwards 1000 EOY!1!!1!1!1!1!1!

>> No.53520164

>>53520107
Wagmi

>> No.53520421

>>53520107
I nominate unzipping and discretely letting one ball out.

>> No.53520454
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53520454

>>53520107
by wearing these

>> No.53520798

>>53520107
Imma unzip my dick

>> No.53520823

>>53520107
You would need to establish a passphrase. Don't go by appearance. A suggestion:
>You arrive in the soup line.
>Approach a stranger.
>"How's it going?"
>"Stern and Silent. How about you?"
>"Calm and Quiet."
Stern and Silent; Calm and Quiet. That's your passphrase. Spread the word.
Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars.

>> No.53520832

>>53520107
I hate this picture. They should have just pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and hustled like me.

>> No.53520841
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53520841

>Soup lines
Buddy where we're going there ain't gonna be soup lines

>> No.53520888

>>53520107
for /fit/ we say something like are you feeling fit buddy

/biz/ doesnt have a common word match like that
if you say biz it can sound like bzzz bzz bzz or like a bee
so inject the phrase bee myself or bee yourself somewhere into a conversation

example
hello fellow good upstanding soup line enjoyer, what brings you here today?
im here for the soup so that I can bee myself

a non/biz/raeli might find the response odd but not unacceptable

>> No.53520898

>>53520888
When the time comes I will just yell out SERGEY BETRAY or STOLEN CODE or WHERE ARE THE DAPPS CHARLES or HEDERANIGGERS GET THE ROPE

>> No.53520919
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53520919

Say don't you remember, you called me Al, it was Al all the time

>> No.53520974

>>53520107
Soup line? You must mean stand in line at walmart to buy soup. Retard.

>> No.53520997

EVERYONE YELL THE NARWALL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

>> No.53521083
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53521083

>>53520107
true /biz/nessmen should always be instantly recognisable by their attire

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>>53520107
sorta errie how theyre all dressed identically like business men while begging for soup.

>> No.53521190

>>53520888
"i lost everything" is the word

>> No.53521738

>>53520107
You just listen for code words at that point. We won't be able to hide our power levels if things get that bad

>nigger
>faggot
>desu senpai
>cope
>bread 1k EOY
>they let you keep the paper bowl? How do i profit from this?
>mechanical engineer 35k

>> No.53521770

>>53520107
They'll ship us all free internet hotspots, trust me. They'll find a way to make money off of it.

>> No.53521778

>>53520107
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRŔRGHHH

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53521933

Maybe we could all wear an armband of some kind?

>> No.53521941

forget about the soup lines, what about the poop lines?

>> No.53522030

>>53520107
'There could be jannies here...'