/smg/ Jerome Help. You're our only hope!

[Anonymous No.53516019]

Please Obi Wan Jerombi. You are only Hope. Nooooooo NOT THE EMPEROR POWELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53516035]

What a gay and low effort bake.

[Anonymous No.53516039]

I hate links too, but jesus, what a shit OP.

[Anonymous No.53516040]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>53514598

[Anonymous No.53516044]

Does anyone have the JPow drop dead pic?

[Anonymous No.53516052]

AMD down to 76 in AH from the peak of 78.5
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.53516055]

>AMD
OH NO

[Anonymous No.53516058]

>>53516044
For me it's the "pump" copypasta. A buff JPowell on the podium tomorrow would be extremely bearish.

[Anonymous No.53516062]

>>53516018
i can fix her

[Anonymous No.53516074]

>>53516019
What a based high quality bake

[Anonymous No.53516076]

I'm gonna sell so many options tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53516079]

>>53516058
Thanks

[Anonymous No.53516084]

>>53516058
>would be extremely bearish.
For you.

[Anonymous No.53516096]

>>53516062
Literally the most high profile case of "can't make a hoe a housewife" in quite some time.

[Anonymous No.53516098]

Give me hopium bear chads

[Anonymous No.53516101]

>lisa su
explain to me why we like this tranny chink so much?

[Anonymous No.53516106]

>>53516096
i'm trying to go the other way with mine

[Anonymous No.53516109]

>>53516084
>I'm gonna fight the F...never mind
>*liquidates port*

[Anonymous No.53516111]

>LCAA Warrants up 2500% from DA announcement.

hory shit, more aand spacs are merging since the fallout, I've DCA'd to 10% over ATL on CPUH/w give me my 5x - 20x nyyaaoww!!

[Anonymous No.53516114]

reminder: inflation is increasing again and we get 50 bepis points tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53516124]

>>53516084
your a big bank

[Anonymous No.53516128]

>>53516109
I fought the Fed, and the Fed won.

[Anonymous No.53516131]

>>53516098
AMD closing AH at 72

[Anonymous No.53516155]

>>53515700
remember when JPow said "inflation is transitory"? no, i guess you wouldn't...

[Anonymous No.53516175]

>>53516101
basically she's an asian woman that can run a tech company like an aryan man.

[Take the official /smg/ poll No.53516177]

Take the official /smg/ poll

https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np

[Anonymous No.53516182]

>>53516155
Is it 2021 again?

[Anonymous No.53516194]

>>53516155
I still remember when "we're not even thinking about thinking about raising rates"

[Anonymous No.53516197]

>>53516182
no....its 1929.

[Anonymous No.53516205]

>>53516131
ummm... it's $76.22 right now? hello??

>>53516182
>>53516194
JPow/Fed lie all the time. that's the point. you can't cherrypick just because you're a bobo faggot "this time it's true!" no, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.53516206]

>>53516177
remake the poll, add crab market

[Anonymous No.53516222]

>>53516205
smells like cope

[Anonymous No.53516229]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53516235]

>>53516206
I avoided crab on purpose, you have to pick one or the other even if crabbing isn't unlikely

[Anonymous No.53516237]

>>53516177
>Will the market enter a bull market or bear market tomorrow?
I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.53516243]

>>53516062
>>53516096
literally Who?

[Anonymous No.53516254]

>>53516237
my female stock broker looks like THAT??

[Anonymous No.53516262]

>>53516254
Be careful

[Anonymous No.53516265]

>>53516243

[Anonymous No.53516264]

>>53516205
>JPow/Fed lie all the time
yes, but bulls/bears will just say the fed is telling the truth/lying depending on whatever fits their narrative.

[Anonymous No.53516273]

>>53516243
>That article
This has been the case for like 35 years

[Anonymous No.53516275]

Revving up this image for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53516278]

>>53516098
Jpow doesn't care if the stock market tanks. Pensions are all in htm bonds and rate hikes just mean higher yields. Monetary policy is not for bailing out degenerate zoomer meme stock bagholders so they can fight the fed and make their job harder. Tomorrow the fed will fight back. They want markets back to pre-covid levels. They want their qe money back.

If this rally is real, then why aren't the jews giving volume? Why aren't they pushing it above 410? You think they have been caught off guard and are wondering whether they should fomo into retail's pump? Are retail the new market makers? Or are they just suckering them into providing liquidity for their next dump?

[Anonymous No.53516282]

>>53516205
persistent inflation is crabish for stocks. higher revenues but lower earnings.

[Anonymous No.53516295]

>>53516264
yes... that was the point i was making...

can someone please post the bear TA going down "forever" pic? i thought it kinda sucked and was low-effort at first but goddamn i feel like i need that every day on these threads now. line has been going down for a bit and bobos think it's going down forever and it's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.53516298]

holy fuck, when I finally quit my job next year I am getting out of vanguard. How long does it take for it to show me what my realized capital gains are on a recent transaction. The whole "this platform isn't for traders hur dur" stuff is not an excuse for not updating account information (or tickers) in real time. REEEEEEE I have strangers to flex on, on the internets.

[Anonymous No.53516320]

>>53516282
doesn't really matter, market is foward-looking and people are desperate for higher returns on their money. they want the stock market back, they want the easy money back. it'll come or someone's getting assassinated in minecraft, just watch. minecraft is a very VERY popular game, i wouldn't be surprised if it happened in there at all.

[Anonymous No.53516325]

>>53516298
etfs or mutual funds? if mutual funds there is always a delay regardless of broker.

[Anonymous No.53516326]

bobos are the niggers of the finance world
i think that's gonna be part of my next JPow fanfic

[Anonymous No.53516328]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-stock-market-is-on-track-to-hit-the-january-indicator-trifecta-but-can-the-rally-last-for-the-rest-of-2023-11675197816?mod=home-page


>The Federal Reserve is expected to raise its benchmark interest rate by a smaller one-quarter of percentage point at the conclusion of a two-day gathering Wednesday. Traders are also anticipating one more quarter-point hike in March, followed by a pause and then one or two cuts before the end of the year, according to CME FedWatch Tool. However, Fed policy makers, as of December at least, all see no rate cuts until 2024.


Either the market is incredibly delusional (which is a possibility) or this is incredibly bullish.

[Anonymous No.53516341]

>>53516325
stocks. I sold my XOM today

[Anonymous No.53516351]

Tick tock Bobo, one more chance to heem mumu. Make sure to bet it all, we couldn't possibly pump, right?

[Anonymous No.53516354]

>>53516328
If the economy is doing so good why does the fed need to pivot?
Serious question

[Anonymous No.53516356]

>>53516326
Based.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMZ_ownSiM

[Anonymous No.53516368]

>>53516341
oh ok, i've been happy w/ e*trade, have after-tax brokerage, IRA, futures, stock equity grants, checking, savings, and trusts all on the same platform, all connected.

[Anonymous No.53516377]

bros new vid just dropped
https://vocaroo.com/15bL9s22nN7b

[Anonymous No.53516381]

https://vocaroo.com/1ggTWjftCqzj
What shows are even left that aren't pozzed? King of the Hill is next.

[Anonymous No.53516393]

>>53516205
>ummm... it's $76.22 right now? hello??
due to fake and gay numbers being included in their earnings, once people realize it's fake and gay the market will correct itself

[Anonymous No.53516396]

>AMD +1.26% AH
lmao

[Anonymous No.53516397]

>>53516328
the 25 bepis hikes are pretty certain
those have also been leaked/teased whatever by the fed whisperer
passed that it really depends on the CPI and other inflation reports
the farther it gets out the less high accurate the CME tools predictions are
it's potentially seeing cuts in Nov and Dec but only 30% chances on each

[Anonymous No.53516399]

>CME tool has a 0.1% chance that the fed doesn't raise rates at all tomorrow
that WOULD be the funniest outcome.

[Anonymous No.53516406]

>>53516368
they send you a debit card with a non obscure payment processor?

[Anonymous No.53516411]

What about black unemployment

[Anonymous No.53516413]

>E-EARNINGS WILL START THE REAL CRASH
>earnings come in good and at very worst as expected
Let me guess, you all think Powel cares about the stock market being high. The man that holds more stocks than this entire general combined.

Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.53516423]

>>53516411
Might as well say they will keep hiking until universal entropy decreases.

[Anonymous No.53516429]

>>53516377
Hey fuck you I was posting a vocaroo

[Anonymous No.53516435]

bros I recently found out that the reason I've been seeing blood in my stools is because of an anal fissure that won't heal, due to my anal spincter being too tight. how do i fix this?

[Anonymous No.53516440]

>>53516406
yeah debit card is mastercard. i think they also refund any ATM fees if you ever pull cash.

[Anonymous No.53516443]

>>53516406
like everywhere takes visa and mastercard but not necessarily discover is what I mean

[Anonymous No.53516445]

Based snap getting raped

[Anonymous No.53516452]

>>53516435
dilate with BBC

[Anonymous No.53516463]

>>53516354
They won't cut rates till they see a recession. Money printing has caused too much cancer in the economy and it needs to be excised with a deep recession. Hr trannies need to man up and get a real job and tech pajeets have to go back.

[Anonymous No.53516464]

>>53516440
oh, cool thanks.

[Anonymous No.53516467]

>>53516435
>due to my anal spincter being too tight
Based tightass anon.

[Anonymous No.53516468]

>>53516413
real earnings are catastrophic. adjusted earnings are manipulated to fool you.
They can only fool for 1 quarter, they can't amortize everything away with tricks forever.

[Anonymous No.53516475]

>>53516381
A whole hour of gay grandpa sex
My coworker who is a dad was saying the 1st episode was so good.

[Anonymous No.53516487]

Hmm looks like this could cause a dump for AMZN soon

https://www.barrons.com/articles/affirm-stock-price-amazon-buy-now-pay-later-deal-51675202564

[Anonymous No.53516497]

>>53516413
Amazon's earnings are after FOMC, if they don't cause the crash then bears officially lose kek

[Anonymous No.53516508]

>>53516435
is it a lot of blood?

[Anonymous No.53516509]

Man I can just feel Powell getting super PISSED at the fake and gay rallies lately kek. I kinda wish he does a 100bps stealth nuke on the markets.

[Anonymous No.53516511]

>>53516467
You dont want a tight ass. Trust.

[Anonymous No.53516525]

>>53516497
Amazon is not nearly as important to the market as Apple is. Apple having a big miss would cause a meltdown.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53516527]

>>53516475
>>53516381

I liked the episode (no homo)

[Anonymous No.53516537]

>>53516411
*gets way too close to mic*
"UHHHH.... YES? NEXT QUESTION."

[Anonymous No.53516546]

>>53516435
anal sex probably. gotta loosen you up, anon.

[Anonymous No.53516550]

>>53516508
rarely i'll see more blood than normal when my stool is girthy. the GI specialist prescribed be diltiazem cream... but i don't have high hopes. I might end up needing surgery to loosen up my asshole

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53516551]

insider here, the numbers just leaked

its 50 bepis

[Anonymous No.53516576]

>>53516527
>trip fag likes fag episode
No shit. Fag.
https://vocaroo.com/15jBNppiUNp0

[Anonymous No.53516580]

I should have waited a bit longer to sell my covered calls.

[Anonymous No.53516588]

>So we been breaking bucks for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

[Anonymous No.53516601]

>>53516580
you should have sold them last Friday when everything was disgustingly green.

[Anonymous No.53516602]

>>53516551
every time i see "bepis" i think "benis".

[Anonymous No.53516631]

https://vocaroo.com/1eNB9y3KWOxJ

[Anonymous No.53516632]

>>53516019

OK GAMBLERS HERE'S YOU'RE 3 DAY DIARY (LEFT COAST TIME)

EU Inflation and Unemployment Wed 2:00AM

US ISM Manufacturing PMI and JOLTS (Job Opening) data Wed 7:00AM

Fed Decision 11:00AM, Powell speaks Wed 11:30AM

META Earnings after the close Wed

BOE and ECB (UK and EU central bank) rate decision Thu (4:00AM-5:15AM)

Lagarde Speech Thu 5:45AM

AAPL GOOG AMZN Earnings all after the close Thu

US Employment Numbers Fri 5:30AM

US ISM Service PMI Fri 7:00AM

[Anonymous No.53516633]

you would think someone would have used the voice ai to make jerome powell say silly things like he's not just gonna raise it 50 bepis, but 500, and then maybe quote the full "liquidate stocks, liquidate labor, everyone will lead more moral lives" guy but in jpow voice

[Anonymous No.53516640]

>>53516381
>>53516475
It's already being overrated imo, I think that kind of story is just shit normalfags will eat up because a decent chunk of the audience never played the game and doesn't know about the kind of hype it got

[Anonymous No.53516642]

>>53516381
do you remember TK-421, the stormtrooper who wasn't at his post?
in the new Disney canon, he's Grand Moff Tarkin's secret gay lover. i wish i were making this up.
the cute little mouse droid that bumps into Chewbacca in the hallway? was taking a sexy love note from Tarkin to the stormtrooper.
again, i wish i were making this up.

[Anonymous No.53516645]

McDonald's beating earnings really did cause everyone to load up on longs kek

[Anonymous No.53516658]

>that put volume on January 27th
the chart is for BBW (Build a Bear Workshop). scary shit bros.

[Anonymous No.53516680]

>>53516658
>Torrid didn't snag BBW
Sad!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53516711]

>>53516576
I can appreciate the story and acting without my homophobia getting in the way

sorry you have trouble watching that sort of thing, do you maybe have some repressed feelings you need to work through?

[Anonymous No.53516719]

>>53516397
Is it possible inflation can over take the interest rates that will be set after the pause?

[Anonymous No.53516726]

even though it pumped today im starting to believe it will pump more tomorrow. maybe their trick is working again but im tempted to buy calls when its has a schizo dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53516743]

>>53516435
Eat less so you poop less to give it time to heal.
Get naked and squat over the toilet to poop so it comes out easier.
Don't use dry toilet paper; use wet wipes or a few drops of water on some paper to get a once over then get in the shower and pressure wash your ass with a detachable showerhead, follow up with a gentle scrub with soap and water with a bath pouf as the capstone to your ablution, then pressure rinse once more (I only poop a maximum of once per day, before my morning shower). Be sure to rinse and DRY your ass well before putting on clothes so you don't get a pillonidal cyst.
t. Professional Pooper

[Anonymous No.53516752]

>>53516743
Is this the best advice dropped (lol) in /smg/ year to date?

[Anonymous No.53516813]

Tomorrow might be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.53516816]

>>53516550
I find that drinking nightly loosens my stools.

[Anonymous No.53516818]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53516821]

>>53516658
>BBW

[Anonymous No.53516843]

>>53516658
Oh FUCK. BBW decides the fate of America. If they fall it will confirm 1929 2

[Anonymous No.53516871]

>>53516278
>Jpow doesn't care if the stock market tanks
Thats a lie. He's too scared to do the needful because of dumping the stock market. Eother way what this loser says tomorrow may dictate whether I stay cash or go in with a lot.

[Anonymous No.53516898]

>>53516658
alright, found the trade that caused the spike: some whale bought $1.3M of $17.50 puts for 6/16/2023.

[Anonymous No.53516907]

Excel bros, we're going home...

[Anonymous No.53516916]

>>53516821
you laugh but the stock is up 25x since COVID.

[Anonymous No.53516917]

>>53516818
>we're back where we were on sunday
great

[Anonymous No.53516918]

>>53516509
all he has to do is be real hawkish sounding in his speech. look what happened after his jackson hole speech

[Anonymous No.53516928]

>>53516719
Inflation is already higher than their target rate which isn’t how you beat inflation.
Inflation is beaten with recession. Nothing less.

[Anonymous No.53516938]

gonna make a lot of money in 3 months
all these companies announcing reduced earning expectations are still being very optimistic in effort to maintain their value

[Anonymous No.53516942]

For 2 years I thought FOMC was fear of missing cash

[Anonymous No.53516947]

>people are bullish on tech industry over opengpt ai
>When Wolfram alpha did all this pretty much 15 years ago and only people that gave a shit was lazy enginigger students and weird ass math professors then

Technological progress is dead and bagholders still give the tech industry their hard earned money kek.

[kys bootlickers No.53516963]

>>53516468
THEY HAVE BEEN SINCE 2008 YOU DIPSHIT NIGGER

[Anonymous No.53516966]

>>53516918
FFR needs to be higher than inflation.
Words aren’t going to make prices stabilize

[Anonymous No.53516972]

>>53516942
You were close
It's "Fear of Missing Crabs"

[Anonymous No.53516975]

>>53516916
Did anyone shill it? There's always sleeper hits like this, monster energy has had a crazy bullrun the past decade and no one talks about it. Same with Lowes.

[Anonymous No.53516976]

>>53516947
>Technological progress is dead
Fuckin right. The only thing that increases every year is cost and TDP.

[Anonymous No.53516982]

>>53516963
sir you may enjoy the zerohedge comments section more than this website

[Anonymous No.53516985]

>thread is full of euphoric bobos
My calls are going to print tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53516986]

Snib futures

[Anonymous No.53516999]

>>53516976
>laughs in 70W TDP RTX A2000 12GB

[Anonymous No.53517003]

>>53516525
>Apple having a big miss would cause a meltdown.
That's not a bad outcome. All the silliness has to go, before the market can heal.

[Anonymous No.53517004]

>>53516975
yes I have BBW on a watchlist because of them
no one will talk about the sleeper stocks. like celsius. they won't listen. they won't learn.

[Anonymous No.53517010]

>>53516975
I've been in and out of it since early 2021. Initially was primarily interested since they had good deals with Nintendo and toys are generally recession proof, but it's getting difficult to justify the current price. Doubly so given Hasbro recently missed.

[Anonymous No.53517022]

>mfw i'm 100% short

this POS market is dunzo

[Anonymous No.53517027]

>>53516633
I know there's one Vocaroo of him announcing a 500 bepis and not taking any questions floating around.

[Anonymous No.53517038]

>>53516237
no THAT's a female broker

[Anonymous No.53517047]

>>53517004
my watchlist of sleepers:
>BBW
>AEHR
>PRTY (rip)
>CROX
>CELH
>KRUS

[Anonymous No.53517069]

>>53517004
i'm up 7% on my one garmin stock

[Anonymous No.53517077]

>>53516942
>cash
*crash

[Anonymous No.53517082]

>>53516381
The last of us isn't even a good game. It's a shitty movie game, I played through the first one and still have no idea why people think it's so amazing. It's a generic zombie game more or less. But then again I felt that way about nu god of war. Game just drags on and on and there are just too many cut scenes. I went back to retro gaming

[Anonymous No.53517093]

retail is overwhelming bearish on stocktwits. theres no way wall street is going to let them have their money. the market is going to pump until CPI and i will bet money on it.

[Anonymous No.53517113]

>>53517082
The Japanese are the only ones that make games instead of interactive movies. Indie game devs are also pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.53517114]

>>53517093
>everyone on MySpace is bearish, I better go long!
>t. you in September 2008

[Anonymous No.53517120]

>>53517093
Same with redditards.
>Almost no green on QQQ

[Anonymous No.53517143]

>>53517120
Boboids BTFO by data.

[Anonymous No.53517150]

>>53517093
stocktwits is a far cry from normie consensus. Retail inflow shows normies are buying into the pump.

[Anonymous No.53517157]

>>53517150
Cope

[Anonymous No.53517161]

>>53517093
nice headcannon mumutard

[Anonymous No.53517162]

>>53517093
>retail is overwhelming bearish on stocktwits.
Doesn't matter, average investor is perpetually boomer investing (DCAing, index/mutual funds, retirement accounts, etc)

[Anonymous No.53517172]

>>53516381
If they try to mess with Texas they're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.53517179]

You did buy the generational bottom on BOIL, right anons?

[Anonymous No.53517183]

>>53517120
>Majority neutral on everything
Shit data

[kys bootlickers No.53517185]

all of retail is in puts. that is all i need to know.
loaded up on calls today easiest free money ever. thanks idiots lol.

[Anonymous No.53517187]

>>53517183
It's always like that. Doesn't mean it hasn't helped call reversals and tops.

[Anonymous No.53517197]

>>53516658
>vol gives no fucks
what gives?

[Anonymous No.53517207]

>>53516537

>Everyone is racist except for me
>Here is my PayPal address

[Anonymous No.53517211]

>>53517113
The West still drops some bangers every now and then.

[Anonymous No.53517221]

>>53517179
ill buy the 23rd generational bottom in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.53517225]

>>53516381
forgot my pic lmao

[Anonymous No.53517275]

>>53517211
is the orc lady gonna fugg him?

[Anonymous No.53517287]

the short man has spoken

[Anonymous No.53517312]

>Siri pull up the put to call ration on SPY
>Zoom in
>Siri play Flight of the Valykries
>Perfect

[Anonymous No.53517330]

>>53517275
No, I don't think Dwarves fuck. They just spring fully formed from crevasses in the earth.

[Anonymous No.53517338]

>>53517287
>Its real

[Anonymous No.53517345]

>>53517287
Funny. Feels like just last thread someone was trying to argue that Burry is bullish.

[control2xy.com No.53517348]

[Anonymous No.53517359]

>>53517345
h-he means sell your PUTS!

[Anonymous No.53517362]

>>53517287
It's over

[Anonymous No.53517366]

>>53517287
I bet he means "sell puts".

[Anonymous No.53517373]

>>53517287
>The biggest bobo faggot literal tranny is getting more bearish
Buy signal, I'm more bullish than ever.

[Anonymous No.53517374]

>>53517287
How does he even still have a job. That man has only been right 1 times in the last 15 years.

[Anonymous No.53517375]

>>53516019
>Obi Wan Jerombi

[Anonymous No.53517413]

OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.53517418]

>>53516632
bam a lam...

[Anonymous No.53517419]

and it's over

[Anonymous No.53517420]

>>53517374
based retard

[Anonymous No.53517427]

>>53517413
too late, some other attention whore already posted this

[Anonymous No.53517433]

>>53516328

[Anonymous No.53517435]

This market is stupid as shit. I bought 10k of SOXS because this insanity has to be running out of steam.

[Anonymous No.53517439]

>>53517287
You bought puts before the close anon? Right?

[Anonymous No.53517442]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53517444]

>>53517439
I bought more UVXY calls, does that count?

[Anonymous No.53517445]

>>53517419
YAAAAASSSS

[Anonymous No.53517446]

>greenest month since 2001 for Nasdump
Powell fucking better nuke this scam straight into oblivion tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53517452]

>>53517435
didnt AMD beat earnings though?

[Anonymous No.53517456]

>>53517427
Me. I'm the whore
>>53517439
I'm still holding my march and april puts that are down bigly, but not for long!

[Anonymous No.53517457]

>>53517433
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.53517461]

>>53517374
In the last year he shorted TLT and longed GEO at $5-$6

[Anonymous No.53517462]

>>53517452
no, their non-GAAP estimates beat earnings
their actual earnings were dogshit

[Anonymous No.53517468]

>>53517419
it was fun while it lasted I suppose

[Anonymous No.53517470]

The most anticipated pivot in history is now fully priced in. Real shame for mumu that the pivot isn't going to happen

[Anonymous No.53517487]

>>53516341
The stop-loss hunters were out today. I almost stopped out of a put but dodged it. Then dodged it a tick lower too. Now my puts are worth half. XOM may still go lower but I'm waiting til Powell.

God XOM is a beast

[Anonymous No.53517494]

>>53517452
“Beat” is a relative term anon. Tell me why a chip company has a 40 P/E going into a high rate environment? I’ll tell you, it’s because people think they’re buying the bottom, but they’re actually just setting up the market for another drop.

[Anonymous No.53517500]

>cramer bullish
>white house: soft landing
>burry: "Sell"
Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.53517503]

>futures

so giga pump tomorrow then

[Anonymous No.53517504]

>>53517461
>shorted TLT
true
>longed GEO at $5-6
his average is in the mid to high $7s. still not a bad trade (so far), but I wouldn't follow him into it given his affinity to sell quickly.

[Anonymous No.53517510]

>>53517500
it's so scary i wernt 20% cash just in case

if it actually crashes i can just go balls deep in calls at the bottom

[Anonymous No.53517516]

>>53517500
I cant be that obvious...can it?

[Anonymous No.53517534]

>Got a job offer today that pays way more
>turning in two weeks tomorrow
First time doing this, how awkward is resigning a job?

Also I'm pumping JEPI and JEPQ

[Anonymous No.53517542]

>>53517500
I work at Walmart, and today is the last day of our fiscal year. Being a time of new beginnings, I did a tarot reading on Walmart. Doesn't look good for us next year.

>Querant (Walmart, as a corporation)
3 Pentacles: Trade or skilled labour; nobility, aristocracy, glory
The Fool: folly, mania, extravagance, frenzy

>Challenge
9 Swords: Loss, failure, delay, disappointment

>Context
7 Wands: Negotiation, trade, barter, competition

>Outcome
Judgment (rev): Change of position; weakness, simplicity, decision, sentence

My interpretation is that home office or someone high up in the decision-making process will make a fatal mistake with regards to policy or the like, resulting in another company overtaking us in a particular market.

[Anonymous No.53517544]

Burry is about to owe a lot of Bobos money.

[Anonymous No.53517559]

>>53517516
It's not obvious to those who refuse to see.

[Anonymous No.53517563]

>>53517542
Movie night anon works at WMT?

[Anonymous No.53517569]

What happened at the end of the day that made everything pump?

[Anonymous No.53517570]

>Blurry
Why does anyone pretend anything this retard says is relevant

[Anonymous No.53517577]

>>53517534
Call a meeting with your boss
>I got an offer for this much and I plan to take it. Offer me 5% more or I walk

[Anonymous No.53517579]

>>53517461
He was long STNG too at one point, but I think he sold right before the super cycle started.

[Anonymous No.53517589]

Wow bears are vocal about the market and they are not happy. They're discontented with the continuous green days and the effects of infinite stimulus. I guess they were holding out hope for a different fed chairman. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the corporate debt buy back scheme changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are

[Anonymous No.53517591]

>>53517570
Because le heckin big shart!

[Anonymous No.53517594]

>>53517563
No, I'm not him. You wish I was that cool

>>53517579
>>53517461
GEO's problem is apparently the lack of federal funding because muh politics. They might have a niche at the state level, though.

[Anonymous No.53517596]

i don't care if i make it or not. all i want is to watch bobos get liquidated. i just want them to keep shorting as the line goes up saying "IT'S TOO HIGH EVERYTHING IS FUCKED IT MUST GO DOWN IT MUST!!!" and it just goes higher and they get wiped the fuck out which forces them to buy at a loss which just pushes prices higher.

Suffer.

[Anonymous No.53517600]

>>53517457
sweet, bird thrust reversers

[Anonymous No.53517611]

>>53517594
Oh, he also does tarot stuff
He's also not that cool, he likes to pick terrible and/or gay movies all the time

[Anonymous No.53517613]

kek, coping bulls

[Anonymous No.53517616]

>>53517413
>>53517287

Burry is just an AI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6wQOz3c1k&t=770s

[Anonymous No.53517618]

>>53517516
Surprisingly it does seem to be trending towards that easy.

[Anonymous No.53517626]

Burry just got paid off by wall street to wrap in the last Bobos. You think Burry is the friend to the common man, a wall street rogue that is on your side but you dont know that. He just got a fat check from JP Morgan. The trap is set, a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.53517636]

>>53517534
Only as awkward as you make it.
You're in a professional environment where this stuff happens. Life goes on.

[Anonymous No.53517638]

>>53516445
>karma for their bullshit tabloid clickbait they market towards kids
>many keks
Anyone grabbing puts for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53517641]

>>53517611
Nah, what I was a kid, I was reading about magick on some web 1.0 sites and my mom didn't like that, and I wanted to get a tarot deck but she said they only worked if you got them as a gift.
Anyways, it's just for fun, I'm in my 30s now and I like the esoteric nature of them. The symbolism in the art is interesting to me

[Anonymous No.53517642]

>>53517570
>>53517591
>t.

[Anonymous No.53517643]

>>53517594
GEO has a much larger and scarier debt load than CXW. There's a reason why GEO is 20% shorted vs 3% for CXW.

[Anonymous No.53517648]

>>53517419
This motherfucker has the audacity to say or even refer to "a dip" as the SPY threatens to continue its 1 year downtrend. What a freakozoid.

Can you even argue the SPY has done a breakout yet? This rise to ~410 is easily an aberration.

[Anonymous No.53517660]

Bobo mass suicide imorgon

[Anonymous No.53517666]

heh take that stupid bulls, christian bale is bearish, all this green and decent earnings is about to get wiped out when jpow tells us what we have expected him to say for months. dont struggle too hard, im a tough guy.

[Anonymous No.53517674]

>>53517626
huge if true

[Anonymous No.53517678]

>>53517374
Yeah and he's still extremely rich off of that one trade because of how good of a trade it was.

[Anonymous No.53517687]

>>53517648
ERs are neutral to somewhat bullish this week, aren't they? Mostly waiting to see the FOMC results tomorrow.
Apparently S&P is above it's 200 MA, so we might hit the second top on the asset bubble top in the next few months. Wouldn't surprise me if we reversed to the upside and then had a pants-shittingly bad crash

[Anonymous No.53517689]

>>53516399

It just 6x since

[Anonymous No.53517697]

>>53517666
Not listening to yoru sarcasm Satan

[Anonymous No.53517698]

>>53517638
They've been scam pumping on fomc rape hikes, if it does pump maybe buy then

[Anonymous No.53517712]

>>53517689
damn, almost as good of odds as hillary to win 2016

[Anonymous No.53517723]

>>53517687
Not really. Declining margins and growth apart from the oil majors and refiners.

[Anonymous No.53517724]

did you buy calls anon?

[Anonymous No.53517730]

So in terms of institutional traders they use netting when trading large amounts of shares to settle accounts. Eg bought and sold 5000 shares a day between companies but the net change was an increase of 100 shares to their total position, is that a credit to their account of 100 shares? Or is it called a debit. I can never get it straight because it's different for banking and accounting

[Anonymous No.53517734]

If you are buying puts and shorts, remember youre not getting them to sell tomorrow, but to sell the weeks after FOMC, when it usually dumps the hardest.

[Anonymous No.53517757]

>>53517689
>It just 6x since
0% * 6 = 0.6%

[Anonymous No.53517758]

>HES GOING TO PAUSE HE OVERTIGHTENED
>NO HE NEEDS TO DO .50 BPS TO STOMP THE RALLY
He's going to hike .25 BPS. And yes this counts as a pivot.

[Anonymous No.53517767]

INTCels, this is my last offer of peace. Join SKYT or forever be a bagholder.

[Anonymous No.53517771]

>stocks are even more overvalued now than at the height of the fucking bull market in 2021
I can't wait to see all the coping tomorrow when Powell delivers the fucking nuke that this gay market deserves.

[Anonymous No.53517772]

>>53517758
Pivoting is lowering rates.

[Anonymous No.53517776]

>>53517698
I mean the company is eventually getting bought or going tits up... it's just a matter of when. Holy hell the after hours market.

You gonna buy if they pump past 10.5 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53517777]

One nothing wrong with me

[Anonymous No.53517778]

holy fucking shit /smg/
the market is not ready for this MoM CPI to be released on Tues February 14th
>pic related
it was 0.58 on friday, now 0.63
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.53517779]

>>53517570
It's because he's rich and autistic so people think he'll slip up and let secrets that the Elites don't want you to know slip out.

[Anonymous No.53517781]

>>53517758
why are you so sure le pivot will save you?

[Anonymous No.53517782]

You are absolutely a braindead bobo retard if you think anything happens tomorrow besides 25bps, hawkish rhetoric (which is meaningless because it comes alongside a 25bps rate hike), and a meltup.

[Anonymous No.53517785]

>>53517777
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.53517787]

>>53517757
>he can't even follow a simple exchange
short your own portfolio

[Anonymous No.53517794]

>>53516019
My soul is crushed this month. I was going to rebuy at the beginning of the month but this shit kept going up and up and I never pulled the trigger. I think this next month will be red though. I'll wait it out. I hope shit goes down even more but I keep seeing more and more positive data. My only hope is the Fed keeping the hardline since the market is predicting cuts for the second half of the year and I don't see that happening

[Anonymous No.53517796]

>>53517778
use any pumps to sell. we are going to flush so fucking hard on february 14th
use from now until the 14th to position for the down move

[Anonymous No.53517798]

>>53517758
He’s going to hike 50 bepis and you’re going to suck me off, fag

[Anonymous No.53517801]

>>53517771
>overvalued
By what metric bobo boomer homofag P/E ratio? Nobody cares about that shit anymore, retard.

[Anonymous No.53517803]

>>53517782
lol

[Anonymous No.53517804]

>>53517767
Gonna laugh when SKYT releases their quarterly losses and dumps back down to $7

[Anonymous No.53517805]

>>53517787
oh yes let me just read all previous posts in the chain before i call someone a retarded. you're dumber than he is

[Anonymous No.53517810]

please make TSLA go down, at least in the morning before Powell speaks! i promise i'll stop trying to intraday trade while at work!

[Anonymous No.53517811]

>>53517782
Why would it melt up if everybody but braindead bobo retards priced it in?

[Anonymous No.53517812]

>>53517801
I have only $60k net worth, and I used net present value on myself for the next 30 years and apparently I'm only worth $240k max, depending on the discount rate

[Anonymous No.53517813]

>>53517777
One, someone's got to check

[Anonymous No.53517818]

>>53517796
>we are going to flush so fucking hard on february 14th
you think jp doesnt know that cpi is going up?
i have a weird feeling were getting 50 beepises tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53517821]

>>53517801
Earnings expectations are getting crushed, delusional mumu.
NVDA top execs are cashing out, do you think that happens because they think the stock is undervalued?

[Anonymous No.53517825]

>>53517794
You are undeserving of Dwyer'$ unending wisdom. Don't. Hide. Just. Buy.

[Anonymous No.53517826]

>>53517687
I took that smg strawpoll and I'm short term bullish. But I still think its a bear market

[Anonymous No.53517830]

>>53517804
>$7
Good, I want to start a cheap position.

[Anonymous No.53517832]

>>53517803
See you tomorrow bobro

[Anonymous No.53517834]

>>53517777
ARE YOU OK?

[Anonymous No.53517849]

bulls must be smoking crack. Literally everything in the world is broken. Covid was the biggest psyop in history that conveniently happened when the yield curve inverted. Housing market propped up by diversity hires that add no value.

[Anonymous No.53517854]

>>53517830
Careful. Companies like that tend to dilute at the lows, bringing permanent lower lows.

[Anonymous No.53517863]

>>53517849
>everything in the world is broken
How long do you think the market will remain irrational, anon?

[Anonymous No.53517864]

>>53517825
Today I was going to buy AMD at 70 and even the I couldn't pull

[Anonymous No.53517866]

>>53517849
>Bulls must be smoking crack. Line must go down because two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.53517869]

I think I need to see the doctor for my ass

[Anonymous No.53517877]

>>53517821
They sell shares every year regardless of performance, bobofag. Just admit you missed the generational bottom at 3500 and you'll never see SPX below 4000 again.

[Anonymous No.53517889]

>>53517869
show us your ass anon, we'll decode the problem for you. We have many pajeets in smg

[Anonymous No.53517891]

>>53517869
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.53517895]

you bought puts didn't you anon?

[Anonymous No.53517896]

>>53517849
>Covid was the biggest psyop in history
were in the end times bud, beautiful blue skies today until some planes with fuel additives started dumping cloudtrails and now its cloudy and you cannot talk about noticing to anyone because its been wellpoisoned

[Anonymous No.53517906]

>>53517830
How do I get a 5/10 practice gf like this? I’m a 7/10, estimate myself at 140 IQ, 6’0, 235lbs of mostly muscle a little fat, and I’ve never held hands with a woman. Idk what the fuck is wrong with women

[Anonymous No.53517914]

>>53517877
kek. Dumb mumu.
If things were truly bullish I could just buy tomorrow and make money but I won't because I know this rally is fake, check the fucking volume ffs.
FOMO doesn't exist for boboGODS.

[Anonymous No.53517927]

>>53517914
>>53517877
Weakening volume just means a trend is in the consolidation phase. Once it goes sideways a bit, it'll explode up or down.

[Anonymous No.53517930]

I'm scared mumu bros.

[Anonymous No.53517929]

>>53517914
>check the volume
Kek, are you even a real bobo? You're basically spewing every boboid stereotype.

[Anonymous No.53517932]

>>53517723
Watch them pull the reverse Uno card with better Q4 earnings. I mean it was shit like Prime day sales, Black Friday, Thanksgiving and fucking Christmas holidays, how could they NOT make more money during those months?

[Anonymous No.53517933]

>>53517889
Honestly just considering suicide
>>53517891
Have an internal hemorrhoid's which is interfering with me taking a shit.

[Anonymous No.53517935]

>>53517854
Hey, if it survives past INTC, that's all that matters to me.
>>53517906
>235lbs of mostly muscle a little fat

[Anonymous No.53517937]

>>53517906
you either have to debase yourself to their level of conversation and keep the retard entertained or go to a poor country and just buy one.

>>53517896
move out of california faggot

[Anonymous No.53517938]

>>53517287
THIS IS IT

THIS

IS

FUCKING

IT

[Anonymous No.53517945]

>>53517821
Cope faggot

[Anonymous No.53517946]

things always work out in the end anyways

[Anonymous No.53517957]

puts weren't the move anon...

[Anonymous No.53517958]

>>53517933
suicide is always a good answer
remember me in your will

[Anonymous No.53517964]

>>53517849
>bears are just poorfags butthurt they can’t afford things

Sad!

[Anonymous No.53517971]

>>53517929
Look, this rally has essentially run out of buyers. All the blackout periods for most large institutions have ended, they all bought and positioned already. There's no more buyers left. This is literally just dealers moving the market up to rope in as much dumb money as possible before they pull the rug in the next two quarters.

[Anonymous No.53517973]

>>53517896
yea well I used to think that theory was crazy and now I don't dismiss it off hand. Don't really notice that happening in AZ, but if it were being done, it's to affect local climates

[Anonymous No.53517978]

>>53517374
>he fell for the meme

[Anonymous No.53517980]

>>53517971
Stfu faggot no one cares about your worthless bearish opinions you’re going to get your shit pushed in tomorrow so just make peace with it

[Anonymous No.53517981]

>>53517957
No options before FOMC. They'll pull the 'ol intraday flipper0ni to liquidate longs and shorts and crabs (somehow)

[Anonymous No.53517983]

>>53517958
would you like to owe the federal government 7,000 dollars?

[Anonymous No.53517991]

>>53517849
Bears are investors who short companies. People on 4chan calling themselves bears are actually sheep who aren’t even in the market

[Anonymous No.53517994]

>>53517287

[Anonymous No.53518009]

>>53517983
i already owe the feds over 100k it's whatever

[FRESH No.53518035]

>>53518019
>>53518019
>>53518019

[Anonymous No.53518056]

>>53517810
I'm a new trader but I'm feeling this now with SOXL puts. In my short experience, this usually means soon is the perfect time to buy, and the feeling that I missed it is exactly what tells me the time to buy is coming soon.

If it drops.

[Anonymous No.53518060]

Yahoo Finance format change.
Not that anyone should truly give a fuck, but did those retards just nuke the last bit of utility on their antiquated site?
And this happened like sometime in the last 72 hours?

[Anonymous No.53518063]

>>53517981
stay poor anon

[Anonymous No.53518070]

>>53517287
Just give me another week

[Anonymous No.53518076]

>>53518060
theyve been trying to shill their premium trading bullshit for a while now

[Anonymous No.53518110]

>>53517596
your heart is in the right place, but you're fighting for the wrong team. /smg/ has always been a bobo zone. there are 10x the ammount of quality bobo memes that there are mumu ones.

[Anonymous No.53518121]

>>53518110
smg is bobo
reddit is mumu

[Anonymous No.53518149]

>>53517570
>michael blurry

[Anonymous No.53518173]

>>53518070
he's known for being early

[Anonymous No.53518182]

>>53516537
This is pure gold. we should give each black 5M

[Anonymous No.53518207]

>>53517287
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.53518213]

>>53516972
learning everyday. Thx for teaching me since i don t work in finance

[Anonymous No.53518217]

>>53518213

[Anonymous No.53518224]

>>53518217
>i sent you my penis, show me yours.jpg

[Anonymous No.53518235]

>>53517534

[Anonymous No.53518260]

>>53518224
sure. but let s keep it SFW

[Anonymous No.53518281]

>>53517758
How is that a pivot you imbecile? He is still tightening the rope around your neck

[Anonymous No.53518311]

>>53518281
Don't care, buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.53518422]

>>53516262
Stock broker? More like cock stroker

[Anonymous No.53518449]

>>53517113
>Kojima

[Anonymous No.53518480]

>today's rally to draw in the gullible bulls
We will be eating beef tomorrow morning fellow bears

[Anonymous No.53518690]

>>53517930
It's going to be 2008 part 2. This will be the pinnacle Cramer blunder. He was saying the same type of stuff right before the market crashed during the Great Financial Crisis