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I masturbated at work

>> No.53506707

>>53506702
the office toilet is now pregnant

>> No.53506713

I would call bullshit but I've actually encountered office masturbators. Truly built different

>> No.53506714
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53506714

Nothing better than busting a nut on company time

>> No.53506760
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>>53506713
>why yes, I do pleasure myself on company time, how can you tell?

>> No.53506768

>>53506702
Same (I work from home)

>> No.53506782

Based

>> No.53506825

Tried to once but I couldn't nut after 5 minutes and gave up.

>> No.53506874
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>>53506702
I ran 1 mile on my lunch break.

>> No.53506881

>>53506702
based

>> No.53506888

>>53506874
Go get the Goya lol wagie

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53506892

>>53506702
based
>Verification not required.
https://vocaroo.com/1bEF00R87dsi

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>>53506702
I put some cream in my boss's coffee if you know what I mean.

>> No.53506926

>>53506892
alt:
https://voca.ro/160wnRa9yyyX

>> No.53507017

>>53506702
Big deal, I do that multiple times everyday wfh

>> No.53507031

i was reading this erotic third reich novel at work one day and got super horny - totally had to bust a nut. that was the only time.

>> No.53507046

>>53506702
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I cum on company time.

>> No.53507050

>>53507017
>the eternal coomer enters the chat

>> No.53507067

>>53507050
>enters the chat
Get this reddit meme out of here, you heathen