/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.53506564]

Trust the plan Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>53503920

[Anonymous No.53506572]

second for second leg down

[Anonymous No.53506575]

If you get drunk enough the lines are up and green

[Anonymous No.53506589]

"I can't remember a decision we ever made based on the Fed," Buffett said, stressing he buys shares of companies he likes rather than playing the overall market. However, stocks would be less attractive if the yield on the 10-year U.S. government bond were 5% or 6%. "You would have a whole different valuation standpoint."

https://youtu.be/j8s7pNuiINM

[Anonymous No.53506591]

>>53506572
inflation is dropping, loser. youll be burnt up on the rocket pad, after our departure
>>53506575
>If you get drunk enough the lines are up and green
This is how i cope with being 55% down over the last year

[Anonymous No.53506675]

Wake me up when Wednesday dumps

[Anonymous No.53506683]

>Buys one share of VTI a week
>Uses the remainder of my money in SPY option speculation
Am I missing anything else I should do to maximize long-term gains?

[Anonymous No.53506693]

>>53506675
best piece of equipment at the gym to smell

[Anonymous No.53506718]

*TING* *TING* *TING*

GATHER ROUND EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE:

https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv

[Anonymous No.53506724]

it's over isnt it

[Anonymous No.53506743]

>>53506724
Looks like the stock market is coming down with something

[Anonymous No.53506747]

>>53506572
>>53506575
>>53506589
>>53506591
>>53506675
>>53506683
>>53506693
>>53506718
>>53506724
all these fucking 1pbtid shills ...

[Anonymous No.53506751]

>>53506747
Reminder that actual glowniggers keep spamming this to normalize 1PBTID shills popping into the thread.

[Anonymous No.53506753]

>>53506747
Hey you forgot me

[Anonymous No.53506766]

I'm shorting half a dozen stocks tomorrow at market open

[Anonymous No.53506769]

>>53506743
I wish it cost a penny to post here so you schizo / Tyrant shills would fuck off with your 2 more weeks bullshit.
I never thought I miss you mumbling about QAnon.

[Anonymous No.53506771]

>>53506718
This one is better
https://voca.ro/1eM9FjIPOeuG

[Anonymous No.53506775]

>>53506675

[Anonymous No.53506776]

>>53506766
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.53506779]

>>53506751
it's a new bread anon is obviously memeing

[Anonymous No.53506785]

>>53506747
Post service pistol (and hands)

[Anonymous No.53506786]

>>53506771
lmfao

[Anonymous No.53506798]

>>53506769
yea im sure youd have no problem with that, being our designated glowie. your boss would be sure to foot the bill. at least you get paid more than the jannie.

[Anonymous No.53506802]

>>53506776
intc amd meta goog tesla

[Anonymous No.53506804]

Reminder that tqqq should be in everyone's portfolio and is the way to generational wealth

[Anonymous No.53506810]

>>53506804
Soxl better
https://voca.ro/18MbsRuAKpPj

[Anonymous No.53506815]

>>53506804
For me, it's the ARK Innovation ETF.

[Anonymous No.53506819]

>>53506798
Yea, I the faggot gets 2 cents over at reddit, he must have pissed off his transgendered boss to be sent here

[Anonymous No.53506827]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53506838]

>>53506724

Probly not quite yet. We're high-ish, but not at an extreme vs liquidity. Short term the market will be able to tell itself a nice story about how the hikes are over and everything is fine and do a return to normal pump for a while.

Then the market will figure out everything isn't fine and 5% rates are causing problems that weren't priced in. Then it's over.

[Anonymous No.53506848]

I'm more bullish than ever tbqh.

https://twitter.com/BAMinvestor/status/1620298488071462914

[Anonymous No.53506858]

>>53506802
I'm not shorting INTC I already got burned on a trade with that, I'll buy the bag when it's 20 or so, I don't see it going down as far as people keep saying I think that's bobo euphoria talking.
Ironically not volatile enough lol

[Anonymous No.53506868]

>>53506848
Which religious group?

[Anonymous No.53506877]

>>53506868
Well it's certainly not the guys dressed up like beekeepers.

[Anonymous No.53506880]

Does anyone here trade futures exclusively or mostly, or even at all?

[Anonymous No.53506883]

>>53506802
kek, any one of these, except for intc could rock your shit. INTC is a dog though, you'll make it on the bloodbath when they cut that dividend ( and they will )

[Anonymous No.53506886]

>>53506868

[Anonymous No.53506887]

>>53506880
I tried scalping in a paper account and I got liquidated on every trade

[Anonymous No.53506889]

>>53506877
Kek

[Anonymous No.53506891]

>>53506868
she couldnt possibly have been talking about....

[Anonymous No.53506897]

>>53506868

[Anonymous No.53506907]

>>53506848
Based American negro
https://vocaroo.com/1i0R1PfOcLof

[Anonymous No.53506921]

>>53506907
HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.53506924]

>>53506810
feel like they'll have the same returns

[Anonymous No.53506928]

I'm going to buy and gamble on AMD earnings

[Anonymous No.53506941]

>>53506928
Well, judging by the INTC earnings AMD stole their lunch so

[Anonymous No.53506943]

>>53506928

[Anonymous No.53506968]

>>53506928

[Anonymous No.53506979]

>futures
get the hint, switch sides, it's for your portfolio's own good

[Anonymous No.53506991]

>>53506979
crabniggers

[Anonymous No.53506993]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53507007]

>>53506880
futures are the only worthy asset to look at

[Anonymous No.53507041]

>>53506993
>bears on mars? more likely than you'd think

[Anonymous No.53507051]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53507058]

>>53507051
God just let the 1 month invert already so we can dump.

[Anonymous No.53507072]

>>53507041
Bobo stop it

[Anonymous No.53507082]

What to short on open? I need to recover from some losses

[Anonymous No.53507089]

why are bobos such fags. When stocks are down all they do is shitpost about how awesome they are, and when stocks are up all they do is bitch and moan.

[Anonymous No.53507092]

>100 bepis

[Anonymous No.53507097]

>>53507082
GLE is falling

[Anonymous No.53507101]

>>53507097
same with ORA

[Anonymous No.53507103]

I have enough cash to average into BOIL for two more weeks. Are we going to reach the bottom soon?

[Anonymous No.53507108]

>>53507103
Maybe we already have, who knows

[Anonymous No.53507109]

>>53507082
Nat gas

[Anonymous No.53507111]

>>53507089
The market feels like a piss drunk friend who needs to throw up but is fighting the urge to. We just want to go home, hurry the fuck up and vomit. Bears want the comfy bull run more than anyone else. Mumus are prolonging the pain.

[Anonymous No.53507129]

>>53507111
This, the longer the fake and gay market goes, the worse the correction is going to be. If Biden hadn't redefined what a recession is and emptied the SPR to calm the markets, we could have had a healthy recession and been over it. Now we're looking at the prospect of a depression as the market distortions get worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.53507147]

>>53507111
the market already dumped like 50% last year. That was the biggest crash and a generational buy-in opportunity that you will ever see. Bobos were too greedy and are just too delusional to accept that they missed the bottom. A 50% crash wasn't enough for you, you insist on this outlandish 90% apocalyptic black swan event that will happen because.... well it's just going to happen okay?!?

[Anonymous No.53507154]

>>53506848
>the government caused inflation not the 6.7 trillion printed by Jerome powell who was apointed by trump

[Anonymous No.53507165]

>>53507111
>>53507129
>>53507147
I mean I get that, but that doesn't make people awesome for it. But I guess it's the intoxicating feeling of being right and justified? I don't know I'm just retarded.

[Anonymous No.53507173]

Stocks will never go up again

[Anonymous No.53507174]

>>53507111
Sorry to inform you guys but we have about another year and a half if not two years of the bear market left.

[Anonymous No.53507199]

>>53507154
What did Jerome buy with the 6.7 tril?

[Anonymous No.53507201]

>>53507174
where is this bear market you speak of? The S&P500 is already 5% up this year.

[Anonymous No.53507206]

>>53507201
>The market hasn't been trending down since march. Absolutely euphoric.

[Anonymous No.53507209]

>>53507147
>the market already dumped like 50% last year.
The Dow posted under a 9% loss on the year in 2022. Really not a number to note. What you saw was a rotation to safe boomer stocks and out of tech, not a selling spree. And the only reason the market was down at all was DXY putting pressure on it.

>>53507165
Always been the case. Market will stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. We're going into year 2 of this insane up and down clown cycle where it feels like every week a random piece of data could determine the fate of the US economy. People are losing their minds.

[Anonymous No.53507212]

>>53507199
Fucking absolutely retarded shit like carnival cruise ships. I can understand certain shit like walmart and even boeing, but, carnival? No fucking wonder we saw such insanely high inflation.

[Anonymous No.53507217]

>>53506941
is that why amd went negative after intc earnings? because everyone agreed amd is gonna do great?

[Anonymous No.53507219]

>>53507217
I thought AMD was expected to udner preform too.

[Anonymous No.53507224]

Guys, it looks like we've made it. Stocks will always go up forever.

[Anonymous No.53507225]

Gamble on SOXS and AMD missing its earning?

[Anonymous No.53507226]

>>53507225
too late probably

[Anonymous No.53507243]

I changed my mind. I hate my job and want to get laid off.

[Anonymous No.53507246]

DXY bros... dem doggone Yuropeons bet against America... we'll show them who's boss

[Anonymous No.53507248]

>>53506907
what in the goddamn. what happens next? does this thing take banana

[Anonymous No.53507262]

My inner contrarian is so conflicted too
>FED and government says soft landing everything's fine
>Banks say we're in for pain
>retards on twitter are calling for SPX 6000 and BTC 100k this year while others are calling for the great depression 2 (getting a perfect mix of both, though seeing a little more bullish)
Make it all end

[Anonymous No.53507267]

>>53507262
The efficient market strikes again.

[Anonymous No.53507275]

>>53507262
>soft landing
I don’t think you can call it a landing at all ar this point when they’ve been using that term for two years now. The damage is already done, we don’t get deflation in any capacity unless rates double from where they are now which isn’t likely.

[Anonymous No.53507288]

>>53507262
>mixed signals

therefore crab(which means no heeming mumu)

[Anonymous No.53507292]

>>53507262
Just make good bets. Its that simple.

[Anonymous No.53507307]

>>53507243
Hey, somebody's gotta boost those weekly jobless claim numbers.

[Anonymous No.53507308]

You bros ready for another day of literally fucking nothing?

[Anonymous No.53507315]

How does DXY even get stronger anyway?
Like what's the mechanism?

[Anonymous No.53507319]

>>53507212
Surely, Jerome didn't personally but Carnival Cruises. Perhaps there was a piece of legislation that allowed individuals and company to take out HUGE loans and never have to pay them back.

[Anonymous No.53507326]

>>53507315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Dollar_Index

It's mostly an average of the dollar vs the currencies of Euros, plus the treacherous Nipponese. There's an alternative one maintained by Bloomberg that also includes Chinamen.

[Anonymous No.53507327]

It's official, the 2023 US recession is cancelled.

[Anonymous No.53507329]

>>53507315
I believe it's backed by forex contracts

[Anonymous No.53507345]

Women have vaginas

[Anonymous No.53507352]

>>53507345
And soon so will sexbots.

[Anonymous No.53507353]

>>53507345
men compete for this

[Anonymous No.53507358]

>>53507327
>import so many third worlders that theyre now a third of your population
>let them roam around unfettered raping children and stabbing people
>put a jeet at the head of power and a nigger in charge of your central bank
>negative gdp growth
The absolute fucking state of Britain. What a hilariously atrocious downfall.

[Anonymous No.53507371]

>>53507262
>one group think we'll go way up
>the other way down
the crab is the answer.

[Anonymous No.53507372]

>>53507327
>UK
>Advanced
Kek

[Anonymous No.53507383]

>>53507326
>>53507326
Because of that, DXY will go UP. German export will crash and so will the euro, hence enforcing the dollar. Meanwhile Xi will bailout his real estate to maintain his economy afloat, which mean turning on the printer. Liu said recently "internal debt is only 60% of GDP, so it's controllable". They'll play the capitalism game one more time, then we'll get a nice Debt crisis. Until then the dollar will pump

[Anonymous No.53507387]

>>53507358
>put a jeet at the head of power and a nigger in charge of your central bank
God I'd forgotten that. No wonder the gilt market exploded.

[Anonymous No.53507408]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1620271914521399296?t=ZoEb8pgPxHoBJeavIlHNWg&s=19

[Anonymous No.53507410]

real smigger hours

[Anonymous No.53507450]

[Anonymous No.53507465]

I had a dream that SQQQ was going up $10 today

[Anonymous No.53507467]

>>53507262
SPX 6000 is a 50% gain. That sounds ridiculous even if you are a bull

[Anonymous No.53507496]

Is decaf ever acceptable

[Anonymous No.53507508]

>>53507496
if i need to sleep right afterwards, but i want the taste of coffee, I believe so yes.

[Anonymous No.53507545]

>>53507496
>>53507508

what about java syurp

[Anonymous No.53507578]

I need to buy a gift for a friend. I'm leaning towards some kind of alcohol. But I don't drink so I don't know what's good. Or maybe i can go with a joke gift like a blm flag or something. He makes way more money than me so he has all the normal stuff he could want. Maybe an indoor grow lamp? He used to like garden but can't since he moved into an apartment.

[Anonymous No.53507579]

>>53507496
Gross. I do herbal tea at night.

[Anonymous No.53507598]

>>53507578
a high rated whiskey

[Anonymous No.53507617]

>>53507578
>Maybe an indoor grow lamp? He used to like garden but can't since he moved into an apartment.
Get him a bonsai. Crepe myrtle is easy to please, aesthetic and fragrant.

[Anonymous No.53507630]

>>53507147
>the market already dumped like 50% last year
sp500 was -20%

[Anonymous No.53507640]

>>53507315
>How does DXY even get stronger anyway
people need dollars to service dollar-denominated debt

[Anonymous No.53507652]

>>53507578
That is unironically a good whiskey - Nikka from the barrel, not the nigger label. I used to drink a lot of whiskey but check out Ralfy on YouTube - dude gives solid advice

[Anonymous No.53507665]

I need 25bps or I’m ruined

[Anonymous No.53507672]

>>53507665
you get your 25bps but you will not like what Jpow has to say...

[Anonymous No.53507677]

you know if you think about it, men age like calls, women age like puts

[Anonymous No.53507680]

>>53507665
25bps is a given
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.53507683]

short RBC

[Anonymous No.53507688]

>>53507680
how often are these guys right?

no i will not explore the website. i am asking you personally because i trust you

[Anonymous No.53507700]

>>53507688
You can trust the (((economic theory))), with current inflation interest has to go up
they are going to hike it, the only question is by how much. 25 bps is what people are betting on

[Anonymous No.53507701]

this weeks numbers make quitting the market feel tempting. losses will be too big if theres an entire red week

[Anonymous No.53507710]

>>53507683
Anon you can't just say "short [ticker]" every time you see a nigger in their marketing, otherwise you'd be shorting almost every public company and have no money.

[Anonymous No.53507719]

>>53507710
wrong. i could short every company with fat black women in the marketing material and then long with leverage the overall market and come out on top.

[Anonymous No.53507750]

>futures
we need to recover the entire 2022 and they're dumping

[Anonymous No.53507764]

>>53507672
It will be a 25bps hike as expected, however, no pivot in the near future, the fed will not change course. Powell will give a hawkish as fuck speech, then drop the mic. So will the stock market. Earnings will stay flat for a long time as we have been i a recession for months. Not only tech but chemical and manufacturing companies like Dow or 3M have started layoffs, too. Also, private debt is rising at a ridiculous rate, with peoples savings almost gone. Energy prices are rebounding. How can anyone be bullish right now?

[Anonymous No.53507769]

I am losing a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.53507771]

>>53507750
>Mumu logic
We need to unwind the entirety of the last 3 years of covid bull madness. That's SPX < 3400.

[Anonymous No.53507776]

>>53507769

[Anonymous No.53507785]

>>53507769
Same. I need dollar down and dovish sentiment right now Powell

[Anonymous No.53507803]

>>53507764
don't forget food shortages. it already started with eggs
you vill create ze bug farm or be unhappy

[Anonymous No.53507809]

>>53507785
Dubs and it will be dovish. Trips and Jerome will announce pivot.

[Anonymous No.53507808]

>>53507785
>I need dollar down
>he shorted the DXY at 101

[Anonymous No.53507814]

>>53507769
i have technically not lost any yet. theres some very ugly reds but i haven't sold yet so no realized losses

[Anonymous No.53507822]

what ETF for the energy sector you guys like?

[Anonymous No.53507824]

>>53507814
>doesn't cut his losses early
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53507829]

>>53507803
https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/yay-larvae-insects-to-swarm-european-shelves-as-eu-adapts-food-laws/ar-AA16GMEI

[Anonymous No.53507847]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53507853]

>>53507383
>Liu
Chinks always lie about their economic numbers

[Anonymous No.53507855]

>>53507829
well it must be labeled therefore I am never gonna eat this shit (knowingly)

[Anonymous No.53507856]

>>53507824
i only have real dividend paying stocks. according to the graphs over the years its normal for the values to fluctuate

[Anonymous No.53507860]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53507867]

>>53507822
Go with oil and gas, something like the iShares S&P 500 Energy Sector. Prices will stay high for long, now that China has re-opened and EU is still in the middle of an energy crisis.

[Anonymous No.53507872]

What kind of idiot looks at the absolute state of the yield curve and thinks now is the time to be bullish?

[Anonymous No.53507878]

>>53507856
if you're just a divie investor and not a trader with margin the daily movement in price doesn't matter to you anyway

[Anonymous No.53507899]

is it better to hold AUD/NZD or USD long term? purely for the cash position?

[Anonymous No.53507907]

Linebros... we won...

[Anonymous No.53507945]

one thing i don't understand about the stock market is how the valuation works. at what point does a value change trigger and why? i can't imagine anyone selling 0.01 cheaper than the current market value

[Anonymous No.53507951]

>>53507945
When you market buy or market sell.

[Anonymous No.53507958]

Henlo - if you aren't shorting Coinbase, I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.53507960]

This year will be a giga crab ending at 4200 liquidating all option goomblers

[Anonymous No.53507962]

>>53507945
value is a 100 year old fantasy by rationalists who wanted to larp as scientists saying ''there is a hidden reality about stocks thru maths''

over 100 years, not a single value retard manged to find this ''value''

[Anonymous No.53507968]

>>53507907
uhh isnt that just one big pennant that can break out into a super bull run?

[Anonymous No.53507975]

>>53507968
a super bull run while M2 is actively contracting
ok bro

[Anonymous No.53507979]

>>53507951
do normies get scammed by the default value that is typically not the exact current value? i always change it but can imagine them forgetting it and so selling cheaper

[Anonymous No.53507999]

>>53507975
yes the fact it's contracting means it can expand much larger later. incredibly bullish.

[Anonymous No.53508004]

>>53507979
The current price is simply the mid point between the buy / sell quotes on the order book.

[Anonymous No.53508011]

>>53507872
Bold of you to assume anyone even knows what that is

[Anonymous No.53508016]

the fear won and i sold my steel bags. those fuckers were at a long time high and are bound to crash hard. its a small enough loss to be covered with the replacement

[Anonymous No.53508023]

>>53507999
>he thinks money printers are gonna go back in full steam mode while Fed is fighting sticky inflation after screwing the pooch by increasing money supply way too much
permabulls don't know anything

[Anonymous No.53508058]

just wait

we get 25 bepis

jpow signals a pause. the bank of canada did 25 bepis, canada has similiar CPI prints, theyre now at 4.50% and signalled a pause last week

the two banks are always aligned

[Anonymous No.53508063]

Holy shit, why is NVIDIA dropping in futures on literally no news?

[Anonymous No.53508073]

>>53508058
american politics affect euro stocks?

[Anonymous No.53508086]

>>53508063
shaking the weak hands

[Anonymous No.53508093]

Holy shit listen to what Gregory Manarino said wtf lionbros??
https://vocaroo.com/13MV44f6dzmm

[Anonymous No.53508108]

when are the AMD earnings news exactly
is it after closing?

[Anonymous No.53508115]

>>53507960
>This year will be a giga crab ending at 4200 liquidating all option goomblers
you are now aware that over 50% of option volume is 0dte SPY options

[Anonymous No.53508119]

>>53508073
american politics affect the american economy which in turn affects the world economy

[Anonymous No.53508125]

>>53508063
well it's rallied alot lately so could be just a pullback
>>53508115
after market close

[Anonymous No.53508126]

>>53508063
>>53508108
>doesn’t know about Samsung fucking up horribly and how that is dragging semis
>>53508058
Delusional

[Anonymous No.53508129]

Alrite VIX is running away.
We in bobo mode
SHOW ME YOUR BOBO FACE

[Anonymous No.53508132]

>>53508115
sauce?

[Anonymous No.53508134]

>>53508126
i'm not going to be your liquidity for soxs buddy

[Anonymous No.53508135]

>>53508129
>Alrite VIX is running away.
it's bogus

[Anonymous No.53508146]

>>53508134
Don’t worry UPS is going to start this Bobo rally nice and early

[Anonymous No.53508152]

>>53508132
sorry, not all option volume, but half of all SPY option volume is 0dte. goldman sachs
https://realinvestmentadvice.com/0dte-volatility-is-lurking-behind-the-scenes/

[Anonymous No.53508158]

>>53508146
im all in on sqqq, i dont fuck with amd tards they buy with bad news soxs is a meme

[Anonymous No.53508160]

>>53508146
UPS missed revenue by a billion lmao

[Anonymous No.53508182]

>>53508152
interesting. thanks fren

[Anonymous No.53508200]

>>53508158
Based sqqq all-iner.

[Anonymous No.53508214]

>>53508158
https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

[Anonymous No.53508230]

missed my moment to go long vol urgh.

[Anonymous No.53508245]

>>53507945
Supply and demand. Relative buyer power/seller power.

[Anonymous No.53508249]

>>53508058
>jpow signals a pause
why would he do that. This is exactly why you're gonna get heemed, he's gonna signal the opposite

[Anonymous No.53508258]

>ARKK
my unheeming continues

>>53508129
it's only matching the SPX move

[Anonymous No.53508261]

3 hours til your portfolio dies

[Anonymous No.53508269]

>>53507962
yeah i feel its mostly luck. all the value investors that made it big just got lucky. but at the same time there's an argument to be made that the average investor is retarded so just being not retarded=value investing, and the value investors who made it big(buffett, lynch, etc) were both not retarded and lucky

[Anonymous No.53508298]

the jews seem pretty bearish
>33% move possible

[Anonymous No.53508305]

>>53508298

[Anonymous No.53508306]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.53508307]

I need to catch every move, up or down, every penny counts.

[Anonymous No.53508323]

>>53506718
>>53506907
>>53508093
>>53508214
OMG did he really say that????

[Anonymous No.53508341]

>>53508058
>jpow signals a pause
Labor market still tight.
Companies still beating earnings.
Inflation still above 2%.

[Anonymous No.53508350]

50bps is literally programmed. Mumus get roped. sell now or baghold forever

[Anonymous No.53508353]

>Work at societe generale
>Not considered an insider therefore I can trade the stock whenever I want
>See online that financial service and big banks in general like JPMC are a good short term investment 2 months ago
>Buy Société Générale stock
>It goes up 2% the day after
>goes up 14% the week after
>now up 23%

SEC glowies are gonna rape me in the ass and it's not even my fault

[Anonymous No.53508377]

>>53506589
> "I can't remember a decision we ever made based on the Fed,"
> However, stocks would be less attractive if the yield on the 10-year U.S. government bond were 5% or 6%.
He really is an insider trading senile idiot, isn’t he?

[Anonymous No.53508397]

>>53508353
Nah, they don't go after minnows.
If they get sued, their glowie bosses get real mad if they end up wasting money on lawyers.

[Anonymous No.53508399]

>>53508377
He’s made his fortune off insider trading and being wealthy enough from his family to buy when others are fearful and having enough money where his first deal was a fucking hostile takeover... It’s really easy to buy when others are selling and you’re playing with millions in the 50-60’s that you don’t even need to touch ever

[Anonymous No.53508416]

The loan payments keep trickling in. This guy has a 32% interest rate. Only $.15 out of $.86 went towards principle.

[Anonymous No.53508457]

>>53507103
Bro zoom the fuck out on that BOIL graph, it's more likely going to reverse split soon

[Anonymous No.53508470]

Should I gamble on SNAP or AMD

[Anonymous No.53508480]

>>53506907

[Anonymous No.53508512]

>>53508470
amd earnings reports is an hour after bell (if im not fucking up timezone conversions)
make of that what you will
i think the following will happen: amd will go up regardless of what the report say, and intel will go down regardless as well, but soxs will be net down

[Anonymous No.53508519]

>>53508416
Do you use Lending Robot as well?

[Anonymous No.53508522]

>>53506675
that's it. i'm getting a gym membership and going there today. thank you for posting this webm to improve my life anon

also i'm all in boil and im literally never selling until nat gas hits all time highs

good luck out there today smg i have to go to the office today

[Anonymous No.53508533]

is it too diversified for my 3000USD to be spread across 100ETF representing 30,000 underlying stocks?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53508540]

>>53508522
You'll find some broad who will present her vagina to you and let you do what ever you want with it. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.53508547]

>>53508533
with that amount of money ill just focus on 1-3 things instead

[Anonymous No.53508560]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53508569]

>>53507764
As much as that makes my dick hard I don't think it's going down that way. My gut is telling me the week ends green. No I will not explain as I put zero thought into my trades

[Anonymous No.53508573]

>>53508519
I use prosper

[Anonymous No.53508597]

You told me oil would continue to go up, yet my Oil & Gas ETF is down -10%

Explain

[Anonymous No.53508623]

>>53508597
>& Gas
that's your problem
no one needs gas now, dont believe any tard in this thread about boil and other gas memes. always check germanys current gas reserve to make gas related decisions. hint: they have enough gas

[Anonymous No.53508642]

>now down almost 4%
got rid of it just in time to prevent the ath crash losses

[Anonymous No.53508684]

Japanese Central Bank declared success in achieving non-deflation, goal since year 2013, and will continue fiscal easing policy
https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUB3031A0Q3A130C2000000/

[Anonymous No.53508687]

>McDonald's Q4 earnings beat estimates
And people here said it's gonna shit itself... why would anyone think that anything food related is going to shit itself (besides meme related stocks)?

[Anonymous No.53508690]

>Futuresh

[Anonymous No.53508694]

>>53508416
>32% interest rate
basically lending out on non credit worthy people no bank would ever touch because they basically can't manage money?
what a retarded business model prone to failure

[Anonymous No.53508699]

Bobros should i sell my puts at open?

[Anonymous No.53508703]

>>53508694
someone ITT is going to drop 10k on that meme and come crying here when they get defaulted

[Anonymous No.53508709]

>>53508694
It ain't honest but its much

[Anonymous No.53508721]

>>53508709
P2P lending was something like that in much bigger scale. Then people cried they can't get back their money
At institutional level there were subprime mortgage

[Anonymous No.53508725]

Can someone fucking explain to me why TSLA is going down despite posting record profits? Shit makes no sense whatsoever

[Anonymous No.53508733]

>>53508687
probably because even McD got more expensive but still not surprising

[Anonymous No.53508734]

>>53508709
it's retarded because you would expect retards getting into debt with 1/3 off of it on interest literally not defaulting? how naive are people lending out money? probably in the fine print you'll find something like "if customer defaults your money is fucked we're not responsible since it's p2p. thanks for playing, goy"

[Anonymous No.53508737]

>>53508725
Because it's overvalued

[Anonymous No.53508740]

uranium

[Anonymous No.53508750]

>>53508737
Tesla made billions of dollars and posted record profits but it's still like half the ATH price

[Anonymous No.53508753]

>>53508740
ur-anus-ium

[Anonymous No.53508763]

>>53508750
And yet it is still overvalued, also it's cars are trash

[Anonymous No.53508772]

>>53508725
blackrock said that market will go down so it goes

[Anonymous No.53508786]

>>53508750
tesla only exist because of "green energy" gibs
they are not a real business and have no intrinsic value outside of handouts and elons stock manipulation on twitter

[Anonymous No.53508791]

>>53508725
It jumped like 20USD immediately after the report. Overbought. Naturally it will lost back a bit.
Plus valuation of Tesla expect high growth. Record profit do not automatically equate to that

[Anonymous No.53508798]

>>53508750
>tesla market cap still valued way above literally every other car manufacturer
but but muh all time highs!! IT WAS $400 A SHARE BECAUSE OF FUNDAMENTALS!!!

[Anonymous No.53508800]

>>53508750
>what is a pe ratio

[Anonymous No.53508820]

Looks like the party's over for stocks. I'm going short.

[Anonymous No.53508827]

are you bullish or bearish ? why?

[Anonymous No.53508833]

>>53508750
>but it's still like half the ATH price
why is this the default argument for mumus looking at current prices? the ath doesn't fucking matter anon.. do we have 0% interest and a money printing fed? no? then your ath price anchoring is fucking bullshit
compare it with other automaker and you see how overvalued TSLA is even at current price

[Anonymous No.53508834]

>>53508699
>bobo was the first PoC meme
>mumu is the first transgender meme
Wow biz is really progressive

[Anonymous No.53508849]

so when is nvda gonna stop dumping on no news?

[Anonymous No.53508859]

I'm going to need SPY to hang out under 400, thanks

[Anonymous No.53508860]

>>53508849
It's healing

[Anonymous No.53508862]

>>53508834
meds

[Anonymous No.53508864]

>>53508827
idk anymore, cant make up my mind, i think the US economy is in a good place overall, but high interest rates take time to affect an economy. US consumers have practically run out of money, defaulting on debt, job layoffs. Rates are supposed to stay high till end of year/next year. On the flip side job markets historically still at high levels, gdp rose last quarter, inflation has significantly gone down. I can't decide anymore..i feel like it all depends on what jpowell says.

[Anonymous No.53508872]

>>53508849
NVDA should stop dumping once 5 tranche anon closes his shorts. Watch closely.

[Anonymous No.53508873]

>>53508859
No let it rise in the pre market. Build up the false hope.

[Anonymous No.53508874]

>>53508827
Bearish but expecting a slow crab downward because /biz/ sentiment is still 50/50

[Anonymous No.53508879]

>>53508573
Lending Robot automates the process.

[Anonymous No.53508880]

>>53508849
the dump after the news it dumps is your buy trigger

[Anonymous No.53508886]

>Going to the dentist tomorrow
>Market always goes schizo on days I do
Sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.53508891]

>>53508694
He’s making minimum payments. That’s good enough for me. I mitigate these risk of default by only investing $25 into each loan

[Anonymous No.53508896]

Mcdonalds beat! America is back baby! We're in the pivot zone and going back to ATHs

[Anonymous No.53508901]

>>53508879
So does prosper if you want it to. I like to manually invest so I can check out their credit history myself

[Anonymous No.53508904]

>>53508872
did he even survive after his first tranche? dude went right into NVDA before a 60% pump

[Anonymous No.53508906]

>>53508725
Elon himself doesn't believe in it enough to not keep selling
Massive EV competition appearing
Elon is distracted with Twitter and is probably going to sell more TSLA to keep Twitter afloat (kek)
Massive price cuts recently which shows demand is slowing and they are getting desperate
Elon generally is a fucktard and it's becoming more obvious by the day

I used to be more of a TSLA bull until anons here made me realize how stupid that was

[Anonymous No.53508907]

>>53508901
I used Lending Club in the past and made good returns with the robot.

[Anonymous No.53508939]

>>53508906
Elon being distracted with Twitter is the only bullish thing going for TSLA

[Anonymous No.53508962]

>>53508906
tesla produces less than 1% of all cars in the world
It is massively overvalued because we are at the peak of large cap growth crazy investing

[Anonymous No.53508964]

>>53508904
That's why he had tranches. It's tranche warfare out there.

[Anonymous No.53508970]

>>53508939
The implication of this post is that Elon musk is a bad businessman LARPing as a big brain scientist. Musk is the shrewdest businessman of our times.

[Anonymous No.53508972]

Just wanted to give a quick shoutout to the anon(s) that reminded me archive.ph existed in previous threads
paywalls are gay

[Anonymous No.53508977]

So we wait 20 minutes and then short the top? Because guaranteed the honk world will satisfy the prophecy. The market, well. We have an hour and fifteen to continue experiencing a pre honk market for a little longer.
>HONK

[Anonymous No.53508982]

>>53508972
good. the more people that use it, the less I have to 'work', as the things I want to read have already been archived by other people. it was an inconvenience 2 years ago having to wait 15 minutes to save several articles. now I go to use it and someone else has already archived them all before me.

[Anonymous No.53508990]

>>53506675
Everyone knows the market is going to dump when Powell speaks so everyone is loaded into puts. Which is exactly why it won’t happen. You people must be new to trading lol. We will end the day flat or go up. Simple as. Plan accordingly, I’m buying calls.screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.53508999]

>>53508977
That’s because it’s not the top. Don’t be foolish. When something seems too obvious in trading - it is.

[Anonymous No.53509003]

>>53508906
I think besides selling for twatter he needed some extra cash for margin calls
if it goes to the next margin level (whatever price that is) he's forced to sell even more. he's fucked

[Anonymous No.53509015]

>>53508827
let's just say if nuclear war hit tomorrow and u dieded i wouldnt go 2ur funeral because i would be buying spy @ sub 100

[Anonymous No.53509022]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.53509025]

>>53509015
who is selling to you and where do you get the money? wait it's just paper yeah good fucking luck
should've invested in lean hogs

[Anonymous No.53509027]

>>53509022
yeah im gonna need you to explain this to me

[Anonymous No.53509032]

I cant decide if the Dxy is painting a really dirty bulltrap, or if it bottomed, at only 101.
When is the press conference tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53509036]

>>53508990
>Simple as.
Simple as what?

[Anonymous No.53509048]

wtf was that?

[Anonymous No.53509050]

>>53508416
So you're the mob?

[Anonymous No.53509051]

>>53509032
how are you familiar with the relative strength of the dollar, 'meme lines', bull traps, channels, but do not know the time the Fed holds their press conference?
it's the same day of the week, same time of day for every Fed meeting..
how do you not have access to websites that tell you?

[Anonymous No.53509052]

How does one profit from the immanent and inevitable demise of bongland?

[Anonymous No.53509055]

>>53509022
This means the bottom is in and we can poomp more?

[Anonymous No.53509056]

>>53509048
GDP data. how new are you?

[Anonymous No.53509059]

>>53509048
Employment Cost Index 1.0%, Expectation was 1.1%, Last 1.2%

[Anonymous No.53509060]

>>53509052
Short tea estates

[Anonymous No.53509072]

>>53509051
I assume it is again at 2:00 pm, but I dont trust text, only meme lines and to some degree anonymous posters on a dead website for ponzi schemes

[Anonymous No.53509074]

>>53509059
Bullrun is back! wagmi

[Anonymous No.53509076]

>>53509052
apparently by longing the FTSE

[Anonymous No.53509079]

>>53509072
just use these
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
for just USA
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
for this one adjust the filters to remove any country you're not interested in seeing data from

[Anonymous No.53509081]

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[Anonymous No.53509090]

>>53509059
>0.1% less labor cost than expected
LEDDIT BROS RECESSION CANCELLED

LAMBO TO THE MOON

BUY BUY BUY GENERATIONAL BOTTOM BUY

[Anonymous No.53509096]

Uh... line went up on literally some news whatsoever, explain that!

[Anonymous No.53509116]

How many Mercedes-Benz ADRs equal one regular share? I don't know how to find this.

[Anonymous No.53509117]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53509121]

>>53509090
labor costs are lower because the lay-offs

[Anonymous No.53509127]

>>53509116
It will be somewhere in the prospectus.

[Anonymous No.53509142]

>>53509090
This but unironically. We pivoting, bullrun is back.

[Anonymous No.53509143]

>>53509127
Also, since when were ADR's not 1-1? Like I think I have heard of warrants doing that, but not ADR shares.

[Anonymous No.53509146]

>>53509121
layoffs are bullish WE F*CKING DID IT

[Anonymous No.53509148]

good luck trading your stocks today anon. i'll be dream battling the evil forces that want you to lose money.

[Anonymous No.53509155]

>>53509146
You must be losing a lot of money bobofag hahahah

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53509159]

>>53509156
>>53509156
>>53509156
>>53509156

[Anonymous No.53509160]

>>53509148
astral project yourself to my aid

[Anonymous No.53509172]

>>53509155
this clown market can unironically only be traded ironically

[Anonymous No.53509177]

I hate fat people.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53509181]

>>53509146
Yeah you just drive up to the home depot and pick up a migrant for like $20 they'll work all day. Last time I did it 4 guys jumped in the back of the truck and I went wow, 3 for free.

[Anonymous No.53509186]

>>53509184
>>53509184
>>53509184
real thread with links fuck baggie
>>53509184
>>53509184
>>53509184
real thread with links fuck baggie

[Anonymous No.53509190]

>>53509186
update your links sir

[Anonymous No.53509216]

>>53509190
what specifically?

[Anonymous No.53509226]

Reminder the last 4 Powells in 2022 have resulted in a downside