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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>> No.53502111
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.

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>>53502111
>1pbtid

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Tradin' stocks in the hot sun
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the dip won

I held my BOIL and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the worst stock that I ever had
I bought the dip and the dip won
I bought the dip and the

>> No.53502127

>>53502122
>1pbtid

>> No.53502131
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*licks*

>> No.53502140

Most of you are honkaloid simps, probably bought Belle Delphines bathwater

>> No.53502148
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Powell will have 50 beepis on Wednesday and that's a shoot brother

>> No.53502149

FUCKING FUCK CARVANA

AND FUCK SILVERGATE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53502154

>>53502111
checked
>>53502122
checked

>> No.53502156
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>>53502149
were you short carvana

>> No.53502157

Any poofessional trader looking into KAL? How da fuck could a stock go from 1k to 6$?

>> No.53502163
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53502163

Do you still feel Mumuish?

>> No.53502169

>>53502125
more like taking cocks

>> No.53502170

>>53502156
From $35

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53502180

>>53502111
Ay caramba!

>> No.53502186

>>53502157
by splitting. Or doing the same thing as LUNA

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>>53502163
you don't know how manlet I am

>> No.53502197

>>53502122
Nigger

>> No.53502198
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bitcoin red

that means the market will be red tomorrow

>> No.53502205

>>53502148
He'll guide for an extra 25 in May. We'll continue to call him a bitch, remind him that talk is cheap, and point to rapid disinflation. C'est la vie.

>> No.53502207
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uhhh what did Ally mean by this?

>> No.53502209

>>53502125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-bLdf8Bsw

>> No.53502215
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Oooo I think I might be getting laid off tomorrow.

>> No.53502223
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>>53502215
welcome to the NEET life brother

>> No.53502226

>>53502215
How do I short this guy's bank account?

>> No.53502229
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>People blaming Jerome for doing his job.

>> No.53502230

>>53502207
why the fuck would you bank with Ally

>> No.53502232
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>TDA just approved me for level 2 options

>> No.53502235

>>53502215
Quick steal the company kneepads!
Buy a cheap rice cooker, it cooks everything, including rice, and will save you all kinds of money.

>> No.53502236

nvda sold off on no news...

>> No.53502244

>>53502125
I feel you bro. I bought at $10.2 lol

>> No.53502245

>>53502230
I have an account with them because schwab didn't have zelle forever.

>> No.53502251
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>they still doubt him
Powell will get his soft landing.
SPX to 4700 by eoy.

>> No.53502256

>>53502245
ok that's fair. Schwab has zelle now but only on the mobile app

>> No.53502258

>>53502226
puts on food stamps

>> No.53502260

>>53502235
the egg cooks from the heat in the rice

>> No.53502266

>>53502230
why not? it's a great hub account for moving money around for bank bonuses at other banks

>> No.53502268

>>53502140
Most of you chuds probably didn’t

>> No.53502274

>>53502256
yeah I usually have 100-200 bux in ally for zelle transactions since its faster to just do things on my computer

>> No.53502278

https://www.fool.com/earnings/call-transcripts/2023/01/30/alliance-resource-partners-arlp-q4-2022-earnings-c
>right now, a challenging part of acquisition is just where it is the cost of capital. Interest rates are moving and all kinds of mixed signals as to whether the Fed is going to be right or the market is going to be right on where interest rates are going to be or where they are. So, I think that, obviously, in order to have those attractive long-term investments, you have to have a significant level of return above your cost of capital. And our cost of capital is probably moving right now that could make 2023 evaluations maybe a little bit more conservative than what they would have otherwise been had we not been in a higher cost environment.
>In other words, we're going to make damn sure that we get a nice return above our cost of capital, and we may hedge a little bit on a higher cost of capital in '23

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dompeet

>> No.53502296

>>53502215
Just calm down and steal as much shit as you can. Grab some legal pads for Rocker kun.

>> No.53502299

>>53502260
You can cook thick bread and cakes. Noodles and stews. I've cooked steaks. The nice thing about one cooking pan (and the bad thing) is that if you cook a steak for lunch, you can leave the fat in the pot and make a great meat flavored veggie and rice in a few minutes for dinner.

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>>53502207

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holy shit glad im not in DASH at the moment

>> No.53502318

>>53502258
Tangential but another source of disinflation: pandemic SNAP boosts are ending in February and March. Y'all best short black consumer discretionary stocks.

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>>53502299

>> No.53502329

>>53502323
Bro, pennies not spent on food, buy me a share per week.

>> No.53502330

>>53502260
>eggs
Nigga, he just said he's getting laid off. Might as well share your favorite caviar recipes.

>> No.53502332

>>53502131
Could it be that the bears are slurping?

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>>53502163
100% absolutely
all in, leveraged up, cock rock hard
don't @ me
https://youtu.be/rnO-MflYxCw

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Is insurance underwriting a biz career to get connected to skyhigh finance or is it on the autoomation chop block? I read on insurance company site there is a boomer retirement problem there too.

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@53502337
You can only remain wrong for as long as you can stay solvent.

>> No.53502348

>>53502330
I felt stupid, the eggs out here were 3/dozen, and I commented out loud that they were cheap.
But fuck, they're cheap.

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>>53502097
>https://thereformedbroker.com/2022/10/02/you-werent-supposed-to-see-that/

Someone posted this awhile back here and I just wanted to repost it. It's actually quite a good read.

>> No.53502354

>>53502315
Are those execs? It's probably already pre-planned in their comp plans that they will receive X amount and sell Y of it on a certain day

>> No.53502355

VIX seduced my wife and beat my dog.

>> No.53502357

>>53502299
My eyes... are open.
Thank you guru.

I mean, it's basically pan seasoning, but same difference.

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>>53502315
More like CRASH

>> No.53502364

>>53502215
Oh noes. Youll have to go back to actually enjoying your time on this earth

>> No.53502375

>>53502337
YAGMI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRIfsFefatg

>> No.53502379

>>53502357
The hard part is getting the temp to get any brown. On most of them you have to push the pot down onto the coil. If you don't mind just having cooked without a caramelization, it's about the same as anything.

>> No.53502380

>>53502299
get a gookfu, they make great rice cookers and dish washers.

>> No.53502389
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>>53502345
go back

>> No.53502390

>>53502380
Honestly, I'm considering setting up a Green Card for Ukrainian scheme. Or just a harem of Ukies. The more hands the lighter the work.

>> No.53502391

>>53502340
Frankly, most white collar jobs should have been replaced by AI decades ago. If they haven't allowed it by now, then they're simply not going to.

>> No.53502419

>>53502235
My rice cooker left me for a west african refugee

>> No.53502424

>>53502390
Bruh, don't. I met Ukranian girls in college. They suck up the liberal BS faster than a fish sucks up water.

>> No.53502426

>>53502391
I think you are right. This board has linkies and xrpees talking about computerized automated financial system wealth capture schizophrenia but I browse the "insights" from big 4 and its a lot of noise and no doom. Schizos are more wrong then the windows user finance pro boomers about tech.

>> No.53502428

I got fucked today smg and not in a good way

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>>53502352
thanks I enjoyed it

>> No.53502439

>>53502426
Well, they're not ENTIRELY wrong, but you have to wait until more of the Boomers and Gen Xers die. They're just not going to change their minds.

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>>53502389

>> No.53502448

>>53502428
> crying duck with headphones on and a cassette player with American Football's "Never Meant" playing

>> No.53502449
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>>53502428
What tickers? Perhaps we can offer some copium (or tell you to cut losses and GTFO).

>> No.53502463
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The average guy is wiped out. Retail is long gone. The only major buying is being done by institutions and bots. Line goes up for them. Get in and hold on before the market becomes just a vessel for the wealthy again. The little guy got btfo and never came back. He will eat the bugs.

>> No.53502477

>>53502463
>The average guy is wiped out.
The average guy bought fucking crypto.

>> No.53502496

I think the time to go long TLT is getting closer, probably gonna wait till just after the rate kike in a few days then start dipping my toe in
Am I stupid or not

>> No.53502502

>DONT SHORT NVDA ITS GOING TO 250
Glad I didnt listen to you.

>> No.53502506

>>53502463
Average investor just boomer invests, DCA no matter what

>> No.53502513

>>53502111
>givinh a shit about spic shitholes

>> No.53502515

will bobo finally get to cum this week?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPtKNZpfz4

>> No.53502516

>>53502140
i fucking love belle delphine. sexiest bitch ive ever seen.

>> No.53502519

>>53502463
The problem is the FED volume. Nothing else. Not even the interest rates causing an economic downturn, not the 10% losses some US businesses lost when Russia was closed up.
It's the FED trying to vacate 8 Trillion.
But you're right, as long as those companies continue to do business, and pay divies, hold.
But since most of SMG discussion is paced to day to day events, the volume of posts on Value would have to substantially increase for this place to keep any momentum.

>> No.53502530

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.53502533

>>53502513
Look around anon, the US is a spic shithole

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>>53502530

>> No.53502538
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>>53502463
I AIN'T DEAD YET.

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>>53502513
>Bro, Brazil just installed a guy worse than Biden.
>Really? What's he doing?
>I don't know, they're just fucking up the money there.

>> No.53502545

>>53502530
hehe

>> No.53502548

>>53502533
I stand by my statement :)

>> No.53502572

I'm still waiting to be told I'm stupid for going long TLT, can you hurry up so I can go to bed

>> No.53502576

Gonna buy some BOIL after hours.

>> No.53502582

new gmail sucks. how do I short UI designers?

>> No.53502587

Who scared for next week?

>> No.53502591

Any Florida Man here?

>> No.53502604

>>53502582
WEBS

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>>53502587
Scared for thursday.

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>>53502576
Join the mass graves of anons heemed by boil
That shit is untouchable for now.

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uh... mumusissies?

>> No.53502620

>>53502496
>US TREASURY BOOSTS JAN-MAR BORROWING ESTIMATE TO $932 BLN

>> No.53502625

>>53502619
priced in

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Should I double down on SQQQ, or save my money for when I'm laid off in a few weeks? I'll get unemployment and severance.

>> No.53502634

>>53502432
glad you enjoyed it, fren :^)

remember to pay it forward.

>> No.53502637

>>53502609
Yea, I changed my mind. Fuck that Im not gonna buy BOIL. Im thinking Jpow is gonna heem the markets on Wednesday or whenever hes speaking. Might grab some SQQQ

>> No.53502656

>>53502097
So, why is everybody shitting their pants again?

>> No.53502658

>>53502619
Bullish

>> No.53502663

>>53502629
>people are losing their jobs and trying to invest in the stock market to stay afloat
fucking hell we are living through some tough times right now.

>> No.53502675
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>>53502619
The inflation will be persistent, but they're revising the way the numbers are crunched to make it seem less bad.

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>>53502656
Most everyone got their shit kicked in for a year solid.

>> No.53502679

>>53502663
It's not like we aren't going to get out jobs back when the economy bounces back.

>> No.53502680

ghosts of confederacy in my head. am I stumbling on visions, or just remembering too many years of civil war strat games?

>> No.53502683

>>53502675
Reminder that the BLS is revising weightings so that CPI will appear worse, not better.

>> No.53502692

>>53502679
:^)

>> No.53502696

>>53502679
>jobs
this nigger havin jobs.

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>>53502680
Long DXY, download Civil War Generals 2.

>> No.53502698

Bros this past month has been so fucking boring

>> No.53502713

>>53502582
Look into degoogling, only use YouTube these days with an ad block

>> No.53502717

Who the fuck said it would be "green by 10 am" today? You stupid fucking bitch.

>> No.53502724

>>53502625
Only 2x25 bepis + pivot soon after is priced in, which won't happen.

>>53502675
Doesn't matters how it seems, what matters is the bepis they give us.

>> No.53502727

>>53502717
Me, and I was right. I didn't specify a ticker symbol you faggot cocksucking bobo.

>> No.53502732

>>53502717
he meant inverse funds would be green :^)

>> No.53502734

>>53502111
Germany's office of statistics was expected to publish the newest inflation numbers tomorrow, but has delayed them for "technical reasons" until the week of Feb 6 to Feb 10.
What do they mean by this?
https://www.handelsblatt.com/finanzen/geldpolitik/inflation-januar-statistisches-bundesamt-verschiebt-publikation-von-teuerungsdaten/28952566.html

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>>53502698
We're still at the same level we were last May, and in April 21.

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Friendly reminder we're going to reach a Bear Market low real soon. Good luck surviving the winter, mumus.

https://youtu.be/ZeDvTbrQZEc

>> No.53502744

>>53502724
did you price in for warm winter energy prices, and china reopening?

>> No.53502747

>>53502619
Okay? I'll just buy more AMD cheapies?

You literally cannot win bobo. Line will go up. Line ALWAYS goes up. Especially on semiconductors and AI, the most important technologies of the modern era. You can buy my bags at a return to ATH's. Until then everything I buy will make me money, inevitably. Everything.

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I took out a personal loan to "gamble" in the stock market with well calculated risks and everyone I know is poking fun at me. I'm already on pace to outperform my 8% APY and its only been one month.

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>>53502496
i have little bit of ita/tmf. not that energy prices go down inflation will suddenly plummet and surprise everyone, which is where rates going to collapse quickly something that people dont Expect! that is where bond prices ofcourse spike up

ITA the war etf is also good it's hedging market better than gold or bitcorns etc.
Russia has unfortunately no way out of this mess they have digged themselves. If you win in ukraine (occupation btw likely would require 10 million troops which they dont have so everything is unrealistic), then they would become neighbor with Poland => immediately leads to total war with Poland and Nato. Hilarious to think Poland and russian troops could be close to each other any more than few days without total war.
So russia would lose rapidly in matter of days likely. So there never was good plan only impulsive decision making it seems. And If they lose they fear they collapse. Only way out is spacecoat tactical retreat where UN troops come to crimea and occupied eastern ukraine areas while both russia and ukraine withdraw troops from those areas. But russia wont accept that, it's why they are doomed likely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimc2ZyKOao

>> No.53502763

>>53502735
But those with divies are not.
>>53502739
>mfw no tigger girlfriend

>> No.53502771

>>53502753
quit while you're ahead

>> No.53502789

>>53502753
youre getting cocky, like I did before I lost 20k in one day.

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>>53502097
Anons, could this all be the beginning of the market crash? Most of earnings is still yet to come as well as FOMC meeting...

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>>53502763
Fuck yeah passive income gang.

>> No.53502802

>>53502790
market is trying to bait bobos into opening shorts so good earnings and dovish FOMC will rip the market to ATH. the worst is behind us. the market priced in a recession last year and is pricing in the recovery already.

>> No.53502806

>>53502771
It was a 6k loan that I used to fund my roth instead of depleting my savings or liquidating. I bought KO and sell covered calls.

>> No.53502813
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53502813

>Stop noticing.

>> No.53502821

>>53502734
Not surprising. Germans are always sloppy with numbers and record keeping.

>> No.53502832

>>53502813
The chickens were already dead, the fire was for the insurance money.
Jet fuel can't melt chiggens

>> No.53502835

>>53502806
>to fund my roth
kek

>> No.53502837

>>53502790
75% of the market held above the 50 SMA today. Its not actually that red. The VIX had a nice pop but nothing earth shattering. Those carpets always look like its time to start rationing canned goods.

>> No.53502843
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53502843

the eggs are getting smaller too

>> No.53502847
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53502847

I am financially crabbed. Gains obliterated by a shitty January, now I'm on par with SP500

>> No.53502851

>>53502762
This might be the dumbest analysis of the Ukraine war I've read in, well, at least a couple weeks.

>> No.53502854

>>53502747
I can't tell if this is b8, it's just plausible enough

>> No.53502868

>>53502789
>>53502835
I'm keeping a detailed ledger and will keep everyone updated. Worst case scenario I just collect KO dividends and pay the usury fee

>> No.53502870
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>>53502847
But did you beat inflation?

>> No.53502879

>>53502870
If you believe government inflation numbers, yes

Otherwise, lol

>> No.53502884

60 Years X Once/Second X 14 hours per day, and you still only get to 1,104,516,000.
And the FED owns 7 Trillion (8 really), so you're not even .015778% of the way to covering the FED holdings.

>> No.53502901

>>53502762
>occupation btw likely would require 10 million troops
don't you mean 10 billion? lmao
>then they would become neighbor with Poland
someone get this nigga a map, he never heard of the Kaliningrad oblast lmao

>> No.53502914

Lost £40 on sports betting. Annoying. Could have bought meta with that.

>> No.53502919

>>53502802
No recession means no pivot

>> No.53502925

>>53502847
What are you holding? Gonna make any adjustments?

>> No.53502935
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>>53502813
RIP.

>> No.53502932

>>53502914
And lost it slower. I guess the youth still don't understand Entertainment Stocks.

>> No.53502954

I sold covered calls against every single position I hold today.

>> No.53502955

>>53502935
You'd think it'd smell good cause it's chicken, but you'd forget they have feathers.

>> No.53502959

>>53502925
Since december I was long natgas and I got a quick +10% in the first week and then week after week rekt by euro heatwave. I have since added a position on KOLD which is the inverse of BOIL as a hedge if my long doesn't print. :(

>> No.53502960
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>>53502851
>>53502901
it's not even my analysis but geopolitical reseearch analysis. Poland and russia right now are so hostile especially when russia propaganda is pushing it 100% total war immediately if they would come close each other

russia hax max 30 decades and this war make their democraphics even worse. 1.5m young people mostly young men have already fled and 300k dead/wounded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C1dCju0eyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C1dCju0eyA

>> No.53502961

>>53502868
No, the worst case is Biden's FTC being run by woke nutjobs who then blame and fine KO for making black people fat: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/09/pepsi-coke-soda-federal-probe-00077126

>> No.53502967

>>53502954
Never a mistake, though you get more selling calls on up days.

>> No.53502968

>>53502854
Just ask yourself if you believe what you own will ever reach ATH's or beyond again. Then ask yourself how long that will take. AMD will be at ATH's again within the next 5 years, screencap this if you like. That's all I need to know. Until then everything I buy will make money by then or sooner.

>> No.53502977
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53502977

Umm bros, are stocks going to matter soon?

>> No.53502978
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>>53502960
sorry meant so say 3 decades. they will collapse it is invetiable and this is the last war russia will ever fight.

so 20-30yo russia has only 6m people. of which 1/4 have fled already. their birth rates like all ortodox countries are really bad

>> No.53502985

>IV30 of 320
it amazes me how anyone can see this yet buy BBBY options.

>> No.53502987
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53502987

When I was a teenager I thought the stock market was something only really smart grown up people in suits were involved in

>> No.53502988
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>>53502813
Jokes on them, eggs give me diarrhea.

>> No.53502990

>>53502960
Hirohito, and Montgomery were the only ones clearly not khazar.

>> No.53502992

>>53502901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhgLlxJMkU

>> No.53502997
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>>53502914
Stop gambling, you degenerate.

>> No.53503000

>>53502961
I think you posted that and tried to get me to buy KOF.

>> No.53503001
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53503001

>>53502987
We are the smart men in suits

>> No.53503002

>>53502960
>geopolitical reseearch analysis
People like Zeihan have neocon brainworms. Their analysis is about as reliable as that from Putin himself.

>muh demographics
And Ukraine has about 30 weeks. Reasonable estimates put their population at this point near about 25 million. Why do you think they're spazzing out about needing the latest and greatest NATO equipment? Because meatgrinder Soviet tech has their recruiters scraping the barrel.

>>53502901
Not to mention fucking Belarus.

>> No.53503003

>>53502988
Sex is disgusting

>> No.53503008

>>53503001
I'm wearing sweatpants.

>> No.53503012

>>53503001
i am neither smart nor own a suit (last time i rented)

>> No.53503015
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>>53502997
i made $200 today day trading TSLA.

>> No.53503018

>>53503000
lol possibly. Still, people forget that even "safe" stocks have risks.

>> No.53503023

>>53503015
>YFW you lose $201 tomorrow on whatever gamble

>> No.53503025
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53503025

Made $1.5k or something on my still open SQQQ position
Learned I'm receiving a $100k performance bonus to be paid in late February
Not too shabby of a day anons, not too shabby at all

>> No.53503035

>>53502977
Closest we've been to nuclear war was in the 60s, we're not at that level at all
That being said, globohomo's tactic of escalating nuclear disaster is braindead

>> No.53503044
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53503044

TRKA!

You stupid bastard.

>> No.53503048
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>>53503002
ukraine population has shrank cause women and children have fled. this btw feeds poland and germany who had democraphics problems so it's good for those countries, many of those refugees wont return to ukraine their men may have died etc.

so this war wont be about troops both countries have infinite amount of troops you need in modern warfare. putting up troops in trenchies is no benefical only harmful. and russia has only 6-9months left economical collapse and running out of ammo/tanks.

they are on a suicide mission they have not realized yet. and no, russia does not have nuclear arsenal nukes are mostly a myth

>> No.53503076

>>53502463
>>53502519
>It's the FED trying to vacate 8 Trillion
What, they're holding bad debt?

>> No.53503080

>>53502727
hahahaha full on fucking cope.

>> No.53503086

>>53502977
another Great Depression happening is more believable than a nuclear war

>> No.53503089

>>53503076
No, it's not supposed to be a holding company. It's only job is, supposedly, to print currency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNTu8jdukA

>> No.53503101

>>53503048
>ukraine population has shrank cause women and children have fled.
And men, dummy. That's why they're sending out repatriation pleas to EU countries. But regardless of the exact mix, you're insane if you think the remaining population requires a 10 million strong Ruskie occupation force.

>so this war wont be about troops both countries have infinite amount of troops you need in modern warfare.
Again, given the level of publicly verified draft notices and mobilizations, we can conclude Russia is at about "Germany in 1942" levels while Ukraine is at about "Germany in 1945".

>and russia has only 6-9months left economical collapse and running out of ammo/tanks.
Bro, we've heard that line literally since the war started. Meanwhile there are still drone and missile attacks, tanks on the frontlines, and enough mercs to take villages whose names nobody can pronounce. Stop huffing neocon copium.

>> No.53503109

Reminder that poultry doesn't exist on the comex/futures markets because the industry is so streamlined, there's no price variance and therefore no investment opportunity.
Isn't poultry and eggs some of the cheapest sources of protein? This seems like an effort to starve people, or make them poor. In either case, what the implications of that?

>> No.53503118

>>53502968
>long term investoor
>thinks this decade will be like the last
>doesn't know about the lost decade
lmao you should extend your horizon from 5 years to 20

>> No.53503119

>>53503101
Have you done any study on what turned the Russians out in the north?

>> No.53503122
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53503122

When does housing crash?

>> No.53503131
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53503131

How did i miss this perfect plait formation?!?

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>>53503122
mcmansions are based and you can never convince me otherwise

>> No.53503137

>>53503122
2 more years

>> No.53503139

>>53502988
>lube on the inside of the condom
Kek, not sure if a troll or retarded. Condom is coming straight off inside her if you do that.

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>>53503109
>Isn't poultry and eggs some of the cheapest sources of protein? This seems like an effort to starve people, or make them poor.

>> No.53503172

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1620171570202415104

oh dear, musk is worried the markets will get heemed by the fed. Bullish or bearish?

>> No.53503174

>>53503119
They thought some bribes and a couple VDV dudes would get them an armored parade down the streets of Kiev. Turned out they didn't get that 'ideal, cheap victory".

Ever since, you can follow how the war's going based on what infrastructure Putin's been hitting. Right now they're at "cheap-to-replace electrical substations". And, for reference, the neocon victory point is "any intact bridge across the Dneiper".

>> No.53503184

>>53503172
what is musks track record? we know cramers and hes bullish on FOMC.

>> No.53503187
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53503187

>Dallas Fed Service Index
>Housing Price Index
>US Redbook Index

>> No.53503196

>>53503172
>>53503184
He already said the last rate hike was going too far. Delayed effects and all. Talking his own book? Sure. Right? Remains to be seen.

>> No.53503198

>missed entering soxs at 24
I missed the top isnt it?

>> No.53503207

>>53503154
I know, but like, will we see nigger riots because muh KFC is 6 gorrillion times more expensive?

>> No.53503214
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53503214

>have money to invest
>think I'll read into a few companies over the weekend to invest in
>3 weeks later
>admit defeat
>I have no idea what I'm looking at
>just throw money into VOO/VTI/VT instead

>> No.53503219

>>53503172
>man who grossly overpaid for a declining social media company wants interest rates lower
oh boy I wonder why he'd want that

>> No.53503226
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53503226

>>53503207
We'll see riots cause they food stamps is being cut: https://archive dot ph/P2rRr

>> No.53503232
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53503232

Another day. Another day of waiting. For the "Recession" to kick off. Come on Powell whip out another few fat rate hikes. I wanna see my Emergency Fund's interest rate hit 4.0% (3.30% now) and another S&P 500 mega drop. Read another hentai doujin. This one involved a girl who ran away from home. She hung outside the m.c's place of work. Finally after a few days the m.c took pity on her and invited her to his place. First let me say at first I thought the m.c is a idiot. The girl cooked for him, fucked him, and he gave her a key. Then after it was all done he told her to go home. WTF m.c. Hot babe who cooks and drains your ball sack and you tell her to go. But at the end it's implied the girl will just run away again back to the m.c's place. (plus it's never said she gave back the key)

>> No.53503237
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53503237

>>53503214
>3 weeks later
Are you sure that's a reasonable time horizon for your investments in good companies to play out?

>> No.53503244

>>53503207
Remains to be seen, I think the meat industry is too big to not lobby globohomo to stop the eat the bugs shit
I guess it's possible they shift their business model into growing plant based foods but msot businesses don't like doing that sort of shit if they can help it

>> No.53503247

>>53503214
Just like most """""investors""""".

>> No.53503248
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>futures

>> No.53503252
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53503252

dont you see the pattern sheeple?

>> No.53503257

SPY closes flat tomorrow at 400, goes to 402 wednesday, closes the week back at 400

0dte bros get BTFO this week

>> No.53503260

>>53503244
The very point is to get them to loosen up some of those profits. "Going Green," isn't a philosophy, it's protection money, a shakedown.

>> No.53503274

>>53503244
>>53503226
Food prices are somewhat correlated to oil prices. If oil goes up, you can be sure food inputs will cost more.
I'm still curious what Bill Gates will be doing with his 300,000 acres of private farmland. I don't know if he's going to grow GMO shit, or high quality shit for elites, or leave it undeveloped so people starve. It's not like you can directly invest in this shit, farmland REITs are going to get heemed, and you can be sure of some fuckery with futures/comex too, since it happened to the LME, why wouldn't it happen here too.

Separately, I think the US wants to decouple from China, and will focus on either India or Mexico next

>> No.53503275

>>53503174
Not only that. Literally the old women were setting them up for traps and operating RPGs.

>> No.53503279
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53503279

>>53502097
The bear market has not been kind to Mannarino, just look at him now.

>> No.53503284

>>53503275
Anon, here's an important novel concept that'll blow your mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda

>> No.53503286

>>53503122
the front column being different color scheme and different style than the rest of the house is great

>> No.53503289

>>53503244
It doesn't work. You can't get enough minerals to farm the grasslands where range herds are kept, and you can't get the right vits and mins from wheat, corn and beans alone.

>> No.53503298

>>53503284
Yes. That includes the idea that only agents and only mercenaries will defend their country.
You should reread Machiavelli, you seem to have missed a key argument.

>> No.53503306
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spx 4150c wednesday

>> No.53503308

>25 bps raise probability last Friday: 99.8%
>25 bps raise probability today: 97.6%
feelin nervous yet?

>> No.53503319
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53503319

I have my own strategy and I'm not listening to yours.

>> No.53503331

>>53503298
You don't have an insurgency if 1% of old ladies grab an AK and start taking pot shots. You have a week worth of outraged CNN headlines as they get mowed down.

Because guess what? All the young Ukrainian men who you'd need for an insurgency are either fled, dead, or in trenches.

>> No.53503335

why is the market uber pumping afterhours?

>> No.53503343
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53503343

>>53503335

>> No.53503359

I guess I'm getting lucky: >>53501218

>> No.53503364
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53503364

>>53503306
Godspeed.

>> No.53503365

>>53503122
The aerial view of that house must be a dick

>> No.53503370

>>53503122
prompt/model?

>> No.53503371

>>53502967
I felt like today broke momentum we've seen since the new year. DXY might finally have bottomed.

If I'm wrong, most of the calls get exercised and I'll be back in cash 3 weeks from now with my portfolio at new highs.
If I'm right, at least this action will soften the blow. Perhaps I should've sold directly and gone all cash today, but that always feels wrong. I'd rather take on the risk to collect some premium theta.

>> No.53503388

>>53503370
Sub-Saharan African architecture

>> No.53503392
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53503392

> futures

HUH , BOBROS?

>> No.53503396

Will MCD beat, meet, or miss earnings tomorrow before the open? I feel like if it misses badly, the broader market will panic too.

>> No.53503397

>>53503023
>whatever gamble

it's called an edge you fucking mongoloid shit for brains. think about what casnios do you fucking limpwristed megafaggot. never speak to me again.

>> No.53503399
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53503399

What... what is it I'm looking at here?

>> No.53503412

>>53503399
the twin towers

>> No.53503415
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53503415

>>53503399
You know who.

>> No.53503417
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53503417

>>53503388
Kek

>> No.53503421
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53503421

>>53503397
>think about what casnios (sic) do
>Decries my use of the word "gamble"

>> No.53503424
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53503424

last kiss or false breakout?

>> No.53503426

>>53503396
It will panic dump on bad earnings, but a wave of new buyers will quickly reverse it, enticed by a "10% off 1 share of stock" offer in the McDonald's app.

>> No.53503429
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53503429

>>53503308
>2.4% of 50 bepis

>>53503335
>uber
>+0.07%

>> No.53503442

>>53503421
why do people want to own casinos? and yes im very drunk right now, i can afford that luxury.

>> No.53503466
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53503466

>>53503442
vegas isn't the only place you can gamble in the world

>> No.53503472

>>53503429
the absolute meltdown if its 50bps would be glorious to see. unfortunately someone reasoned well enough of why it will be 25bps.

>> No.53503473
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53503473

>>53503424
>up or down?

>> No.53503487
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53503487

>>53503466
that doesn't answer my question, anon.

>> No.53503509

>>53503442
Because people love gambling and you can pretty much guarantee you will be profitable as long as people show up.

>> No.53503516
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53503516

>>53503489
Is
>>53503489
It
>>53503489
Crescent
>>53503489
Fresh?
>>53503489

>> No.53503522
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53503522

>>53503516

>> No.53503524
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53503524

>>53503473
>>53503487
you ever buy /mes or an index option, or a stake in a Li-dar shitco?
>the house always wins
why play the game, when you could buy the game?

>> No.53503532

>>53503472
All it takes is for the expectations of 2x 25 bepis + pivot to be shattered by Powell's language

>> No.53503556
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53503556

>>53503522
>>53503516
do not engage
>gme 5p leaps best short on the market

>> No.53503559

>>53503524
no. i just trade shares of the most active brand name stocks every day the market is open. after that it's all technicals. i don't fuck around with pennyshits, i need high liquidity and volume. after that, just apply TA and risk management like a robot and win more than you lose. it's literally free money. most people are stupid and get emotional. you get a win streak and you're a god and increase your risk and make dumb decisions and disregard your rules. you go on a losing streak and get mad and increase your risk and make dumb decisions and disregard your rules. that's why 90% fail or whatever.

you L I T E R A L L Y only need 2 moving averages. LITERALLY. it's simple.

>> No.53503575
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53503575

>>53503559
no pivot until vix 40c

>> No.53503603
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53503603

>>53500892
i'll write them for you

>> No.53503643
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53503643

I just gave a 30 min presentation on why Paul Krugman is an idiot. I think I pissed off tons of tribal members.

>> No.53503670

ASX chads... Commonwealth hitting new ATHs

>> No.53503674

>>53503044
>American spirits
Based
>wine + diet coke
Cringe

>> No.53503682

>>53503643
did your mom and stuffies like it?

>> No.53503683

Thanks to the anon who said go all in on snap at open.

>> No.53503693

hello female broker i would like to buy to open a long call into your heart strike as you are, expiration till death do us apart

>> No.53503698
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53503698

boil

>> No.53503701
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53503701

>>53503693
Beware of female brokers

>> No.53503702
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53503702

>>53503693
>please hold

>> No.53503704
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53503704

>>53503682
Uh it was a university hall presentation. So no. But I’m sure she’d be proud of me.

>> No.53503708
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53503708

>>53503698
nat gas needs to go negative first

>> No.53503711
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53503711

>>53503693
is that buy to open or buy to close?

>> No.53503718
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53503718

>>53503698
Boo

>> No.53503729

>>53503718
what is even the point of buying just one contract? even if it goes green by a lot youre gonna make, i dont know, $50, $100? fuck i hate the poor faggots on here posting their gains and giving advice.

>> No.53503742

>>53503729
Don't bully him, he's trying.

>> No.53503744
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53503744

>>53503516
not cool

>> No.53503759
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53503759

>>53503516
im finna need you to quit posting this shit before im forced to shoot you in the foot

>> No.53503760

>>53503708
>>53503718

you gotta let it heat up and wait for it to start bubbling

>> No.53503763

>>53503729
Poorfags are annoying, but probably better they learn their hard lessons with lunch money

>> No.53503766

>>53503729
>what is the point of buying one contract?
It’s fun
>$100
Cool. Free date with the wife.
>poor
Sure, bro.
>faggot
Go reproduce
>advice
Never have any
Why don’t you just kill yourself, you miserable nigger.

>> No.53503777

>>53503643
Based

>> No.53503794

>>53502988
If I want my sex with condoms, I'll just go fuck hookers and not have to deal with insufferable cunts like the one in pic related, thank you

>> No.53503803

>>53503392
trading flat into FOMC. theres no data there. Ive seen futures get absolutely wrecked at open. Theyre fkn idiots

>> No.53503811

>>53503766
100 bucks is zero chance really, youd make 2.50 gain and sell it, then have to pay tax on it and commission that you already paid. stupid ass boomer. idgaf about your hambeast wife either.

>> No.53503815

>>53503708
if nat gas goes negative and I have a futures account, would they pay me to buy a contract? or how does that work kek. Or is it just when you buy your cost basis is "negative" x

>> No.53503827
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53503827

There's a new low coming.
Check 'em.

>> No.53503840

>>53503815
if nat gas goes negative they can pay me to take it i'll find something to use it on

>> No.53503846
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53503846

>>53503827
Yeah, the low is your testosterone levels

>> No.53503850
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53503850

>>53503815
i guess look at when oil did not so long ago

>> No.53503851

>>53503827
nice try. However, these digits confirm new highs are on their way

>> No.53503859

>>53502753
Your broker should offer a much better rate on margin.
If you are actually managing risk correctly, i.e. fractional Kelly betting, there are no downsides relative to a personal loan, because you will be rebalancing before you get liquidated.

>> No.53503861
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53503861

https://mobile.twitter.com/appleciderturd/status/1620180653466861573

>> No.53503864

I just need Carvana to go to zero

>> No.53503877
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53503877

>>53503864
short coin instead

>> No.53503878

uh, guise, what is going on natural gas is not down it's standard 10%?

>> No.53503879
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53503879

Anyone look into Persons of Copper and their, uh, shrinkage of EV charging companies? Do companies like CHPT include that on a line item somewhere?

>> No.53503888

>>53503859
what if you take out a loan and use the loan to also get more margin on the loan

>> No.53503894

>>53503729
>i hate the poor faggots on here
lets see your account. i assure you that you're poor compared to some other people

>> No.53503921
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53503921

>>53503888
Lucky numbers, Mr. Hwang. Can we assume you're back in business?

>> No.53503925

>>53503921
who the fuck is bill hwang?

>> No.53503930

>>53503925
Oh, my friend. You are in for a treat:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hwang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses

>> No.53503936
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>>53503925
So they just let anyone into these threads nowadays, huh?

>> No.53503944
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53503944

>>53503920
>>53503920
>>53503920
>>53503920

>> No.53503959

>>53503936
it's a free country bitch

>>53503930
thanks

>> No.53503991
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53503991

>>53503846
>>53503851

Powell CANNOT stand for the market to be out of the decline while inflation is still at generational highs. I'm pretty sure it would cause more inflation if it pumped with the wealth effect and all. He probably also sees it as a sign that he hasn't evaporated enough money.
I think he might also have a real problem with you personally.

>> No.53503998

>>53503811
I’m 38 and my wife weighs 105 lbs. You’re just a lonely, seething loser. No amount of money could begin to fix your misery.

>> No.53504004

>>53502914
>Lost £40 on sports betting. Annoying. Could have lost £40 on meta

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53504013

>>53503991
>I think he might also have a real problem with you personally.
Then he can get in the back of the fucking line

>> No.53504017

>>53503794
how's condom sex with hookers, anyways? worth it? how much you paying?

>> No.53504019

>samsung earnings is out

>> No.53504031

if i dont use a condom i coom in 30 seconds

not payin for that

>> No.53504035

>>53503998
get a life boomer no one cares about your screen shots of a single BOIL contract. 38 and still on 4chan.

>> No.53504053

The age of the bull is over, The battle of the crab or the bear begins

>> No.53504085

>>53504017
60 bucks but I'm from a yuropoor country. It's expensive given the median wage here. It is pretty good if you're just looking to have sex and fun, every once in a while you'll just click with one who is into you so you can get away with more stuff. Good thing is you don't give two shits so you just act, talk and do whatever you want plus on a daily basis women stop having any power over your coom impulses since you don't need sex from them anymore. It's pretty nice if you don't have a girlfriend and you're not looking to connect *really* with women. Some escorts are real cunts though but you learn how to dodge them by wasting some of your time interacting with them beforehand and tell them to fuck off if they ring any red flags so it's all good.

>> No.53505233

>>53502140
It was an investment

>> No.53505243

>>53502229
>Drags out the torture instead of ending it humanely
He's a economic sadist