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53500830 No.53500830 [Reply] [Original]

>only $135,000 in cash, $13,300 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,300 in crypto

>> No.53502672

That’s it?

>> No.53502743

>>53500830
how big is your house?

>> No.53502773

>>53500830
kek. why do poor people try to brag about being poor?

>> No.53502786

>>53500830
Yikes. If you were 22 maybe I'd say your getting there

>> No.53502807

>>53502786
If he doesn't already own a home thats pretty sad to have that small amount saved. I know a homeless guy with 6 figures in a 401k. Kek. Imagine living with mommy and daddy until you are a grown man (25-30) and you have LESS than 150k saved. KEK fucking loser

>> No.53502825

>>53500830
Yeah man if you're not six figures, six foot, and a homeowner by 6 months old it's pretty much over. From that point you're just doomed to post frogs for all of eternity.

>> No.53502827

>>53502807
Thiss kek, all the homeless people i know have at least 6 figs especially after the covid handouts and meme stock craze

>> No.53503860

>>53502827

the 2 homeless guys I know pull in 3k/week untaxed panhandling, and got around 500k in their investment accounts before 25.

>> No.53503895

>>53500830
I know meth addicts that live in a black ghetto with more money than that. Get a job, kiddo.

>> No.53503916

>>53502807
>>53502827
>>53503860
>tfw graduate degree and still getting MOGGED by the homeless

It’s over for me bros…

>> No.53503942

I have $315,000 at 21 years old thanks to Fantom

>> No.53504980

>>53502807
I agree

>> No.53504989

>>53500830
>most is in cash
aside from larp, who are these people?

>> No.53505251

> 23
> 31K

:(

>> No.53505275

>>53502807
this, now everyone has mid 6 figures minimum

>> No.53505274

>>53500830
put all of it on eth/solid on beefy finance at this exact link. you're welcome. this is financial advice. https://app.beefy.finance/vault/monolith-solid-weth

>> No.53505341

>>53500830
Anon you've been working age adult for almost a decade... what have you been doing all this time? Playing video games? Like you could easily have put away 50k a year with compound interest and an average investment strategy and you'd easily be near a million if not well over. If you don't have at least 600k saved up by age 30 it's basically over you're not going to make it you're so financially behind the curve.

>> No.53505358

>>53500830
Why are you holding that much cash. Get some CDs and Ibonds, gold, etc.

>> No.53505375

>>53500830
Why do anons keep posting threads like this? Yeah, you’ve got a bit of money. No one cares

>> No.53505430

>>53500830
You’re doing better than the vast majority of people.

>> No.53505473

>>53505375
It’s a demoralization thread I usually make them but anon took my shifts for this week

>> No.53505514
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>>53502807
Don't feel bad bros. This guy is a schizo brain damaged kike. Money isn't everything.

>> No.53505515

>>53500830

Your biggest problem is keeping all that in cash but this is a stupid copy pasta thread by now so you’re probably larping as a retard

>> No.53506542

>>53505430
No I’m not, I’ve asked around

>> No.53506555

>>53500830
Did you not start working until 25?

>> No.53506583

>>53500830
>32 years old
>$35k salary
>$2k in debt
i'm almost debt-free bros

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>>53500830
And? Yeah man, we're all poor down here, big deal.
Why don't you try to apply yourself for the first time in your life, it's not that hard. I started shorting last year, real shorting, professional shorting for people actually wanting to make money and have doubled my folio's size since. Yeah i know 20k isn't as much, but it's something and its growing, hell with the recent pumps we also have the chance to long our favorite assets so there is even more of a chance to make it. Bottom line OP you're a disgusting lazy shittard that needs to be put down. Grab your VINU or any of your shitcoin casino coin and start investing with the big kids

>> No.53506619

>>53506583
get a job

>> No.53506642

>>53506619
i live in japan, wages are shit. sure i can find a better paying job but it's not a big difference and i like my current job because it gives me enough freedom

>> No.53506740

>>53506555
24 unfortunately, I was late to the game