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>> No.53499405
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53499405

Shit market.

>> No.53499409

>>53499384
topkek, they found the badger's tiktok

>> No.53499408

When does AMD report. I’m trying to figure out if I should liquidate my NVDA puts or if there’s more room to fall. I’m really hungry for cash from these puts I want to ride it down and then dump it into inte shares

>> No.53499414
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>>53499384
When should I buy SQQQ

>> No.53499416

I will continue to short ROST, and there's nothing you can do about it!

>> No.53499421

this market is gay and BORING

>> No.53499422
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53499422

URANIUM

>> No.53499426

should I sell SQQQ now and realize a nice gain ($39/share cost basis) or let it ride through FOMC?

>> No.53499429

>>53499384
What was the appeal? She has a gross moon face that looks swollen and fat. Dudes are desperate for any kind of chick huh?

>> No.53499430

>>53499422

how do I play uranium

URA?
UUUU?

>> No.53499432
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53499432

14 mins until the fake rally happens to end the day flat

>> No.53499433
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>>53499414
This past Friday

>> No.53499434

>>53499409
Is anyone under the impression that her husband didn’t want her to do that? He has a cuck face and didn’t break up with her

>> No.53499440

>>53499430
Kazatomprom is the only long term hold.
UUUU options for trading.

>> No.53499442

>>53499416
>ROST
Market Cap 41.142B
yowzers
zoinks

>> No.53499444
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53499444

>just got a sudden urge to buy YNDX stock
>its still halted from a year ago

>> No.53499445

>>53499408
amd tomorrow

>> No.53499447

>>53499429
It’s not desperation, anon. It’s the ease of it. A hole is a hole. They weren’t in love with her. A dude can be married to a 10/10 and still fuck ugly girls here and there because he can.

>> No.53499457
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>>53499444

for those keeping track I got trips two threads in a row

>> No.53499459
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53499459

I waited for today to buy some dividend stocks right after their ex-dividend date expecting to get a discount, instead they going up. Wtf?

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>>53499445
>amd tomorrow
hey, ive lost money investing in some of these comanies

>> No.53499462

>>53499444
I've still got 200 shares of YNDX just sitting there, forever.

>> No.53499470

>>53499430
URNM ETF

>>53499440
Wrong. Anyone paying attention to the recent news in this space understands that KAP is the reason all of the other producers are pumping and KAP is dumping.

>> No.53499476
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53499476

Fuck, I forgot about FOMC.

>> No.53499477

TRKA bigly!

>> No.53499479

Who was it that was selling ZIM? Is that merger option legit? Where can I learn more?

>> No.53499481

>>53499457
Shill a stock and if u get trips again il all in my networth into it

>> No.53499482

>>53499447
Damn dude at least get some standards or something. Chick is a butterface to put it lightly. I get nothing from looking at her ugly mug.

>> No.53499486
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>>53499432
I hope you're right, please be right anon

>> No.53499489
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53499489

>I finally hit 5 figures for the first time with DCA

>> No.53499495

>>53499442
isn't it shocking? It's half the market cap of Target.

>> No.53499497

>>53499444
Checked and claimed

>> No.53499506

>>53499476
WEDNESDAY
WEDNESDAY
WEDNESDAY

>> No.53499509

>>53499489
congratulations anon, next step 4 figs!

>> No.53499508

digits and I fomo into HSCS

>> No.53499511
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53499511

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.53499515

>>53499497
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>> No.53499522

>>53499489
congratulations. you will drop back soon for a bit, 100%, don't lose your shit.

>> No.53499524

2pm scampump again?

>> No.53499525
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>>53499481
DASH

>> No.53499526
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>>53499486
look behind you mumu

>> No.53499529

>>53499457
wow damm ai art looks so good

>> No.53499536
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>>53499489
well done, you're on your way

>> No.53499539

>>53499470
>Wrong. Anyone paying attention to the recent news in this space understands that KAP is the reason all of the other producers are pumping and KAP is dumping.
Good luck with that. Less production at a higher price is bullish for KAP. They are already profitable.
The shitcos you're pushing are unlikely to be profitable even if the uranium price sees significant boost over the next year.
Even if by some miracle there's a real serious shortage, we'll see regulations that force sprott to sell down some of what they've been stockpiling this past year.

>> No.53499540
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>>53499526
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53499541

>>53499422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0E

>> No.53499543
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53499543

>His employer gave him a raise that doesn't even beat inflation instead of just giving him profitable stock tips.

>> No.53499547

>>53499526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pILlitb8Acc

>> No.53499551
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53499551

My £20 investment on hourihane to score first might actually be a great bet. Mcgoldrick was their favourite to score first and hes not even playing.

>> No.53499557
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>>53499489
Good job anon. Noticed.

>> No.53499560

should I pull the trigger on boil?
is it going to even get any colder? is anyone using natural gas anymore?

>> No.53499565

>>53499551
Filtered

>> No.53499569

>>53499384
lmfao is that the pig who got ran through by the whole department?

fuck cops

>> No.53499570
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53499570

I just found out about BOIL today and iv already coomed twice to pic related and am down $300

>> No.53499572

can I speak with a Jewish person, please?

>> No.53499582

>>53499572
shalom

>> No.53499583

HSCS

>> No.53499584

>>53499572
שלום אחי היקר

>> No.53499588

>>53499539
KAP announced production cuts for 2023 and 2024 on Friday, due to inability to source enough sulfuric acid for their ISR wells. Creating an 12 million pound deficit over the next couple of years. Equivalent to Cameco's Cigar Lake mine flood in 2006.

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>>53499572
Sure, please deposit $500 more dollars, and we'll get right back to you, goy

>> No.53499595

>>53499572
it'll cost ya

>> No.53499596

>>53499422
I'd put it in her anium if you catch my drift

>> No.53499597

>>53499570
https://twitter.com/jamm3rd

heres the artist if you want more

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>>53499506

>> No.53499605
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53499605

Why won't TSLA stop tanking

>> No.53499610
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>>53499482
nothing gets me off more than an uggo so desperate for dick that she'll get a train run on her at the risk of losing her job

>> No.53499612
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53499612

Is anyone playing earnings after hours, looks kinda boring

>> No.53499616

I just got back from McDonald's ticker symbol MCD and purchased a Spicy Chicken Sandwich and a Quarter Pounder with Bacon and Cheese. They both tasted pretty good.

>> No.53499622
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53499622

I started investing in stocks a month ago and I'm up 0.06%

>> No.53499623
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53499623

They gonna try to scam pump, aren't (((they)))?

>> No.53499625

>>53499605
You didn't buy this shitcoin did you anon?

>> No.53499626

>>53499605
Because the people who fund the FBI have access to hundreds of billions in assets, and they don't appreciate that Elon pointed out their manipulation of the public.

>> No.53499629

>BABA puts
>ROST puts
>UVXY calls
volatility is too low for this to fail

>> No.53499630

>>53499597
ty mate

>> No.53499634

>>53499623
Yeah. I'm staying in SQQQ.

>> No.53499638

>>53499629
BBBY Calls?

>> No.53499642

>>53499622
We're getting 2020 levels of brand new investoors

>> No.53499641

>>53499616
>eating goylsop
>being baggot
Yeah, checks out.
>>53499629
agree
fomc is going to hurt mumus

>> No.53499646
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>>53499622
take the bogle pill and choose the slow and steady route, otherwise you'll get heemed by this market.

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>>53499616
https://vocaroo.com/1kOAXbMqwQDI


For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.53499649
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>>53499489

>> No.53499652
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>>53499462
>tfw 420 shares of LUKOY

>> No.53499655

FUCK CARVANA

>> No.53499657

>>53499638
i've been shilling selling BBBY calls instead of buying BBBY puts like people have been doing. volatility is too high for either calls or puts to print.

>> No.53499658
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>>53499648

>> No.53499662

Is this lotion contaminated?h

>> No.53499666

HCSC running again, I told y'all to get in.

>> No.53499668

>>53499479
https://www.zim.com/news/press-releases/zim-maersk-line-and-msc-enter-a-strategic-operational-cooperation-on-the-asia-us-east-coast-trade
Alliance next.

>> No.53499671

>>53499557
>>53499536
>>53499509
>>53499522
thanks anons its nothing too complex, I got VT in my brokerage accounts and VNQ in my roth, I'm trying not to eat out as much and make meals at home so I can lower my expenses and put more money away

the only thing I don't have is bonds but im on the fence about them

>> No.53499676

>>53499655
does registering a car under LLC without a Liscence still work?

>> No.53499679

>>53499648
https://vocaroo.com/19FYWUEf1Vld

>> No.53499680

>>53499648
Of what value is all that?

>> No.53499694

>>53499610
I don't like Pigs I only like /LEAN HOGS

>> No.53499702
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holy shit BOILbros im getting beheemed right now

>> No.53499712
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>>53499642
>>53499646
I would be up a lot more if I went all in a month ago instead of dipping in with 10% of my cash. Oh well we will be going upwards for a while...right?

>> No.53499714

I’ve always wondered how John Rocker could afford his apartment on a janny’s salary. Seeing the location of the two holes in his sweat pants makes it all pretty clear now.

>> No.53499718

>>53499658
sometimes when i'm horny, i will undo the button on my pants and zip down the fly a bit so my pubic hair is exposed and try to subtly get my gookfu to notice what's going on, i don't wear underwear though/

>> No.53499724

>>53499702
Did you buy shares or calls? If calls, which ones?

>> No.53499728

HSCS hit $2.50, next stop $3

>> No.53499729

>>53499718
>gookfu
I knew your were baggot.

>> No.53499731

>>53499724
shares

>> No.53499738
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>>53499623
i dont like this bros... i wish it was pumping into FOMC instead

>> No.53499740

>>53499489
>>53499671
How much are you DCAing per month?

>> No.53499753

>>53499729
Alright, the jig is up. I have been lying to everybody for the past few weeks. I thought I could just change my name and nobody would notice, but you guys have me figured out.

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>>53499714
we told him to invest in kneepads first but he wouldn't listen

>> No.53499757
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53499757

Lee Ann McAdoo has nice breasts is all

>> No.53499758

>>53499671
Depends on the bond. If you're thinking US, if the US defaults, your portfolio is pretty fucked in any event. The only question, for me, is the same problem I have with buying long-dated options. Am I really going to let this faggot play with my money for that long, for what is likely that small of a return? Can I really not do better with that money on security than this small %?
If you're unable or unwilling to do the work of tending your holdings every day, bonds are a nice way to have a sort of fire and forget with low return. It also can save you from yourself, if you have tendencies that would lead you to irrational buys.

Speaking of, INTC had a ton of support in here, but I'm wondering what happens to the price when they do return that negative EPS next quarter?

>> No.53499760

>>53499712
>Oh well we will be going upwards for a while...right?
Absolutely not, it's literally over. Do you know what a bear market rally is? We were just in one. Were.

The safest thing to assume since a year ago is that after going in one direction for a while we go in the other direction. That's what keep happening.

>> No.53499767
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>>53499623
They always try.

>> No.53499766
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>>53499648
Based

>> No.53499773
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>>53499753
what the fuck....

I cannot forgive this betrayal

>> No.53499774

Im hooked on gambling with BOIL. where do you boilbros get your nat gas news from?

>> No.53499777
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>>53499712
>Oh well we will be going upwards for a while...right?

>> No.53499780
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>>53499753
Isn't that ban evasion, which is a rule violation?

>> No.53499783

>>53499740
$1500-2000 usually, about half my paycheck I kinda just started getting serious
my work has a shitty 401k otherwise I would do that too and im waiting on my hsa to open up so I can put money in there too

>> No.53499788

>>53499489
So you finally saved $10k? Lmao?

>> No.53499789

>>53499572
Hebrews it

>> No.53499791

>>53499680
Henlo Reddit nigger. You have two choices, and you must make them with grave seriousness.
GTFO, right now, before you're trapped in this sewer, or Lurk.

>> No.53499796

>>53499760
>>53499777
When will this rally top out? Also nice trips

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>>53499774
news?
where do you think you are

>> No.53499806

>>53499780
i'm not b& though

>> No.53499824

BOIL HITS A NEW 52W LOW
ITS OVER

>> No.53499832

>>53499588
And sprott holds 60 million pounds of uranium, 30 million of which was obtained within the last year.
So this massive deficit you're hyping up is 3x less impactful than some random retail hype in a dumb physical uranium trust that just buys up uranium to sit on for...?

Again, if any of this actually became a danger to the point where it would see meaningful economic impact to the nuclear power producers trying to source their feedstock, regulations would immediately be put into place to limit sprott or force them to offload some storage.
The squeeze you're dreaming of will never happen.

You can still trade uranium, but it's like trading gold or crypto. It's a worthless dream - pure hype.

>> No.53499833

why did Bitcoin just take a massive dump

>> No.53499835

you niggas must hate money
I've shilled HSCS in this thread for a hot minute.

>> No.53499837
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>>53499824
d-do i slurp here?

>> No.53499846
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>>53499572
You don’t speak to Jews. You just listen to them.

>> No.53499850

Q4 real GDP was 2.9%, inflation was well under 2% during the quarter, there and there was full employment. There isn't a rational reason to expect poor earnings. There can potentially be bad forward guidance, but that's also pretty unlikely considering the banks guidance already. Basically bobos are stupid faggots and there is no reason to bearish anymore.

>> No.53499851

Give me a guaranteed 1.3x trade to go all in

>> No.53499860

>>53499851
PDBC

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>>53499837
I just bought more UNG calls for April, I just won't learn, will I?

>> No.53499868
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TSLA shit the bed today..fuck me.

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>>53499773
Look bro, I'm sorry, not just to you, but to everybody I tried to deceive through my actions. I'm a piece of shit. I'll just stay on team bear over here, and pray for this BOIL call that's already down 25%

>> No.53499879

>>53499837
they'll be giving it away by friday maybe

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>>53499780
In an ideal world baggie, scoops and rocker would relentlessly get range banned for ban evasion every time they show up. But sadly we can never have good things and humanity will fail to leave the planet and die like a mayfly. The world is a cruel and cold place and these faggots showing up every day to my favorite place is just the tip of the iceberg of my depression.

>> No.53499890

>>53499796
you could use TA (meme lines) to predict when we're getting fucked but truth is nobody knows.

>> No.53499898

>>53499892
What I want to know is how do I get wildcard matches for the filter?

>> No.53499899
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We crab til thursday.

>> No.53499901
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53499901

We sub 402 now

>> No.53499905

Imagine buying a BOIL "dip". Clearly the wrong side of the trade.

>> No.53499908

>>53499868
TSLQ exists for a reason.

>> No.53499911

>>53499832
Forcing Sprott to sell would require years of litigation. Good luck.

>> No.53499912

>>53499905
screencapping this
I will remind you of it on wednesday

>> No.53499916

>>53499898
filtering them doesn't help, I sure have tried it

>> No.53499920

>>53499868
you thought that shit would keep going up?

>> No.53499922

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>> No.53499924

>>53499892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

>> No.53499931

>>53499868
how TSLA isn't sub $100 yet is baffling

>> No.53499935

>>53499899
I will sell all my stocks that are profitable right now if someone replies to me with dubs

>> No.53499939

>>53499912
kek BOIL chads about to start winning

>> No.53499950

Surely tomorrow will be green. Right..?

>> No.53499949

>>53499892
If the world was perfect, you melancholy’s would still find a reason to be depressed.

>> No.53499956

>>53499935
rolling

>> No.53499960

>>53499935
You'll buy something with some of those profits or just wait out?

>> No.53499961

>>53499935
Buy bitfarms

>> No.53499963
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>>53499935
>He's gonna sell.

>> No.53499966

>>53499935
sell and all in BOIL

>> No.53499967

>>53499935
check 'em

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53499969

>>53499935
checkem...fuck

>> No.53499975

>>53499960
wait out for a multiday legit crash then buy in

>> No.53499978
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>>53499935
Rolling

>> No.53499979
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>>53499905
Jokes on you. I bought boil calls and boil puts.

>> No.53499980
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>>53499935
DO A MARKET ORDER FAGGOT

>> No.53499984

>>53499966
checked

>> No.53499985

>>53499783
Congratulations anon!
>tfw yuropoor and no 401k/roth ;-;

>> No.53499991

>>53499966
uh oh

>> No.53499992

>>53499851
I can tell you, but you still won't do it. Also, it's not guaranteed 100%, only about 95% to get a 1.3x by 30 mins after open tomorrow morning

>> No.53499996

>>53499966
nice, but the boil wasn't part of the deal

>> No.53500006

>>53499935
haha

>> No.53500007
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>>53499384
isn't that dangerous while carrying a holstered gun?

>> No.53500015

>>53499676
Work for what?

>> No.53500017

>>53500007
Cops are not paragons of firearm safety, anon.

>> No.53500021

>>53499985
you can open one free at HOOD. and trading in them is tax free for now.

>> No.53500020
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>>53499966

>> No.53500022

SPY down over 1% on the day.

>> No.53500034

Does anyone have those pics of that guy who had like a three monitor setup in a whole foods, trading in public? Lmao

>> No.53500035
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>>53499671
I have VT in my Roth, SPY and DIA in my Individual Fund. What does VNQ track?

>> No.53500050
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>>53499935
Sell your losers and buy more of the winners

>> No.53500052

>>53500022
just DXY making the attempt

>> No.53500055

>>53499796
>will
last friday. It's not too late to sell

>> No.53500058
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>>53499996
Technically speaking, you said you'd sell all your profitable stocks if someone got dubs. Not that you'd go all in on their ticker.

WELCOME2
CASH
GANG

>> No.53500065

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoPoRuNTo9U

>> No.53500067

>>53500035
Its the real estate index so it owns like 160 companies that hold shops, houses, warehouses, cell towers, etc and then pays 90% of the rent money out as dividends

I wanted a hedge for if the market ever crabs for a decade cause the property will still generate rent money

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>>53500050
that's not how you rebalance
it's sell winners and buy losers

>> No.53500088

>>53499911
I never had any intention of convincing you. Like every dumb trade that's been pushed for 1+ year, there's an endless stream of hopes and dreams propelling your bullish fantasy. True zealots can never be convinced they're wrong.
Hopefully, by providing some solid counterpoints, I'll at least prevent some others from becoming entangled in that same cultish belief.

Enjoy your glowing rocks.

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>>53499950
why would tomorrow be green?

>> No.53500097
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>>53500050
thats a cute little broker(female)

>> No.53500103

>>53500093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

>> No.53500104
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>>53499950
>>53500093
tomorrow will crab while we wait for FOMC

>> No.53500113
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>>53500081
I know that but its fun rolling for the wrong choice

>> No.53500120

>>53500081
Losers average losers.

>> No.53500136

I bought so many tbills lately

>> No.53500138

>>53500007
It's more than likely in a level 3 holster. Guns not coming out unless the locking mechanisms are disengaged.

>> No.53500145

>>53500136
YWNBAB

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Power hour or sour hour? Cast your votes

>> No.53500157

>>53500145
a what? Banker?

>> No.53500159

>>53500120
no experts just cycles

>> No.53500165

>>53500149
Not my call

>> No.53500169
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53500169

What might happen when the FED is just doing what is expected on wednesday?
Why are you selling bobo? Are you gay?

>> No.53500176

>>53500138
Even so, the piston fired pistols are tragically prone by shitty design. Dozens of them get half-cocked if during load or putting one in the chamber the slide is even a quarter inch in teh wrong spot, and will discharge if knocked.
Cops all over the world been shooting themselves for decades because of that.

>> No.53500184

>>53500149
Deff down. Red day.

>> No.53500188

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>> No.53500193

>>53500149
crab

>> No.53500197

>>53500157
Bond lmao

>> No.53500199

>>53500169
>>53500149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhLDA4Wr2GU

>> No.53500206
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>>53500169
The fed is going to do 0.50% basis points. Screen Cap this.

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Pincer hour mesays

>> No.53500222
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>>53500188
No refunds.

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>>53500188
Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

>> No.53500229

>>53500199
exhanced version
https://cosby-stride.ytmnd.com/

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>>53500165
waltuh.. I'm not trading with you right now waltuh.
put your portfolio away waltuh.

>> No.53500232

>>53500188
see ya tomorrow fren

>> No.53500235

>>53500206
bullish because then inflation will more likely be dead

>> No.53500238
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>>53500103
Snibby's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBKjRzmiRs

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Reminder to go outside at least once today.

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>>53500188
kek, and nothing of value was lost.
Why would you listen to random anons on the internet anyways? I mean for advice, sure, but ultimately everything you did was by your own hand. Don't blame us cause you can't trade. Blame yourself.

>> No.53500250

My manager gave me the news of my $100k bonus today, and my $30k investment in SQQQ last Friday is doing well. Just finished 30 days dry, too.
This is shaping up to be my week, bros

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>>53499461
I once did business with some of these companies

>> No.53500257

>>53500235
Yeah after 2 years.

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>>53500237
You just want us to freeze so we turn up the heat inside and consumer more natural gas. You hold BOIL. I'm on to you, Holmesposter.

>> No.53500280

>>53500250
i haven't been sober for 30 days since i turned 15

>> No.53500291
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>>53500257
delete this

>> No.53500298

>>53500280
I believe it looking at gookfu

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>>53500271
keep cryin bitch nigga

>> No.53500303

>>53500176
maybe with a shitty sig. never seen or heard of a glock firing unless the trigger is pulled.

>> No.53500314

>Hedge Funds Boost Treasury Shorts to Record on Rally Doubts
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-30/hedge-funds-boost-treasury-shorts-to-record-on-doubts-over-rally
They're shorting t-bills? How does that even work?

>> No.53500319

>>53500291
inflation is a good thing, if it wasn't for the inflation GDP growth would be negative

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>>53500188
Oh noes. The predditor is down $167 on meme securities

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>>53500298
I could stare at her for a million years.

>> No.53500353

>>53500188
if you listened to me youd have been fine bro

>> No.53500354

>>53500188
don't come back

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>>53500314
I'm also confused. I suppose in the secondary market their value can decrease. But you can just wait until maturity

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fart gas graph is hilariousl. before winter the doomsters were telling how oil is going to
200 and natty to moon. well well well. should have slight bounce eventually but wont recover massively most likely

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>>53499461
>Amazon earnings after FOMC
How is anyone bullish

>> No.53500381

>>53500224
Imagine wanting to help the Maxwell family. Whew lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
>>53500238
Oh, it's them!

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53500380

How do I find out who my female broker is? How do I marry my female broker?

>> No.53500386

>>53500113
>I want see your lean hog

Brown hands made this meme

>> No.53500388
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>SKYT is down 5.5%

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bullshit day barely -1% feels like a fucking crab

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>>53500347

>> No.53500394

>>53500222
>>53500224
>>53500249
>>53500345
>>53500354
god damn it you fucking newfags
lurk moar - it's copypasta 3 years old
you deserve the losses your portfolio are showing

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>>53500394
>1post
lol
lmao!

>> No.53500402

>>53500381
man the premise for this music video is so incredibly quaint

>> No.53500405

>>53500390
i kinda like it i hope tomorrow crabs too so i can make my fomc homerun play

>> No.53500406

>>53500390
>green by 0.75%
it's fucking boring lately

>> No.53500410

>>53500401
yes, because I'm lurking
something you should learn to do
fucking newfag normie faggots everywhere

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>>53500021
But what if I don't trust robinhood :v

>> No.53500417

>>53500372
They call him Jaguar Jerome, he leaps like a ballerina, and lands without a sound like a jungle feline.
His soft skin, is only guarded by the fierce white of his blood drawing teeth, which he uses to full effect when hunting rising inflation rates.
If you're not an inflation rate, you'll be ok, but don't make him angry.

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>>53500394
I've been lurking biz since the 2020 crash and I have been lurking 4chan since like 2004. Shut up faggot.

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>>53500390
Bear greed knows no bounds.

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>>53499980
jokes on you I don't even know what that is.
>>53499966
Well sold what I can sell, UK markets are closed and my EFTs won't let me

>> No.53500433

>>53500402
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q

>> No.53500439
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>>53500394
we like to have fun here

>> No.53500440
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>>53500424
STOP RIGHT THERE!

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>> No.53500457

what's some good shares to buy today for a quick sell tomorrow? About 37 companies show having earnings tomorrow. Looking for a possible pop.

>> No.53500462

>>53500410
>fucking newfag normie faggots everywhere
Says the literal lurker lol.

>> No.53500465

It's unironically over if it goes back to sub 400.

>> No.53500469

>>53500434
Market orders are when you just say fuck it buy/sell at the current price.

>> No.53500480

should I sell my netflix and spotify? I'm up 60% and 20%, respectively. Just seems like our run is coming to an end as the bad news starts. Thoughts?

>> No.53500485

>>53500388
SKYT: The Lumless SOXL

>> No.53500489

>>53500469
swat I did tho

>> No.53500491
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>>53500440

>> No.53500492
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>>53500405
I'd rather have 2 big red days before FOMC then a gap up on 25bps release and a limit down on press conf 30 mins later when Jpow slaps his dick across the reporters faces while screaming higher for longer
don't give me this 2 crab into FOMC bullshit anon..

>> No.53500500

>>53500433
i love that entire album. Used to have it on shuffle for a time while grinding in phantasy star online blue burst in a private server

Motorcycle drive by is really powerful and moving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8wVKPUN_g

>> No.53500507

>>53500469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

>> No.53500508
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>>53500454
touchin em up

>> No.53500512

>>53500440
>posts ONLY an ugly bug woman
>doesnt like goblina posters
Pfft, youre a blind fuckin loser.
>>53500465
>goes back to sub 400.
Won't happen. I've been notified of the need to spend my last $5000 on SPY calls, so there is no need to worry, anon!
I WILL PROP UP THE MARKET!

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>>53500489
Did you know you can also set a price you would like to buy or sell at, called a limit order?

>> No.53500519
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Thank god for my lil YANG position keeping my portfolio in the green today.

>> No.53500529

>>53500508
got that like 0.75p profit in the bag

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>>53500462
>newfags

>> No.53500533

>>53500500
Sorry, I was watching TQQQ for a buy. I'll listen and see what I find.

>> No.53500534
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>>53500469
That's literally all I've ever done

>> No.53500535

>>53500491
At least gookfu lets me fuck her in her vagina. Foodtruckwhore literally only fucks food truck drivers/cooks.

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>>53500507
Weird, I recently rediscovered that album.

>> No.53500545

>>53500515
I just do it all manually, most I have is some price alerts set
>that don't go off half the time anyway

>> No.53500553

hope you guys shorted RIOT it was free money

>> No.53500560

>>53500535
you're fucking the slop where her penis used to be

>> No.53500564

stop loss for SQQQ?

>> No.53500565

>>53499680
>t. Ass-sperg with zero sense of humor

>> No.53500569

>>53500347
>Dat hairline
Kek LMFAO

>> No.53500576
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The market is just hiding. If SPY is under 400, Jerome has to be dovish. That's the rule.

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>>53500534
>Not enjoying shouting at your minute charts while the price tongues your order

>>53500545
In all seriousness, it's nice to just set it and fuck off.

>> No.53500582

This is utter bullshit!

There is literally no reason for NVIDIA to be tanking today.

The market is so fucking fake and gay I can't even

>> No.53500586

>>53500569
>virtualization intensifies

>> No.53500598

>feb 1 us national BUBBLE gum day
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53500599

just bought 1000 shares of BLBX lol

>> No.53500607
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>>53500564
$40.85

>> No.53500615

>>53500582
>He brought the top after a 15 day, +45% pump

>> No.53500618

>>53500560
the only thing that used to be there was my penis, and my penis will be back there again after we get back from chilies.

>> No.53500631

>>53500582
That one anon finally opened his last tranche of shorts.

>> No.53500633

>>53500618
hell yeah dude drink a happy hour margarita for me

>> No.53500634

>>53500564
No point, it's only going up from here on out

>> No.53500639

>>53500607
mines at 40

>> No.53500646

>>53500631
lol

>> No.53500648

>>53500537
Siamese Dream was big for me. I was into other stuff when that released.
>>53500500
Definitely ends better than it starts. The intro isn't right for me, but the 2nd half works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB18rVoDJak
>>53500615
>he doesn't see the steel teeth, only the red berries in a pile.

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>>53500582
>>53500631
I wonder if NVDA anon filled up his 50k shorts of tranches in time. he seemed so happy being back at NVDA just in time

>> No.53500653

>>53500582
>tanking
>still up from a week ago
>up by 30% from a month ago
bro you got a memory like a fish

>> No.53500660

just bought 100 shares of BOIL. boilgang

>> No.53500662

scam pump incoming

>> No.53500665

>>53500618
Take your gookfu to a Chinese buffet. I think that would be funny

>> No.53500677

>>53500665
they dont have those around here. they all died from the covid.

>> No.53500687

>>53500598
BUY JUICY FRUIT

>> No.53500688

>>53500665
has anyone ever noticed that the neighborhoods surrounding cheap chinese buffets never seem to have a stray cat problem?

>> No.53500693

new
>>53500674
>>53500674
>>53500674

>> No.53500698

boil is a literal meme everyone who is getting into nat gas after all the doom and gloom about a european freezing winter didn't happen is insane. every country that chugs gas has huge reserves and their usage is only going to decease as this warmer than typical winter will become spring soon enough

>> No.53500708

>>53500677
That a shame. The one near me closed to, now it's a goodwill which is fitting. Ok then, take her to the nearest kosher restaurant then.

>> No.53500716

>>53500582
bad Intel earnings. residual backlash. down 34% yoy spells trouble for flagship chipmakers

>> No.53500720

>>53500615
>>53500631
>>53500649
>>53500653
NVIDIA literally makes billions in profit and there is no reason it should be dropping today on no news whatsoever. I swear /smg/ is the worst fucking general on 4chan

>> No.53500723

>>53499426
Let it ride. Buy OTM puts for protection.

>> No.53500733

>>53500698
This x100
I warned similar some weeks ago but, alas, they do not listen.

>> No.53500766

>>53500716
Yeah but NVIDIA isn't Intel. They're actually profitable. This price movement is so fucking gay. 5% down on a no news day

>> No.53500797

>>53500648
pumpkins were good when corgan still had hair
mellon collie was still great but all downhill after that

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is it time to dump this shit or since in a recession people just say at home should i keep it?

>> No.53500850
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>NVDA dumping on absolutely NO NEWS

>> No.53500862

>>53500159
Water the weeds. Cut the flowers.

>> No.53500910

>>53500188
Don’t let the swastika hit you in the butt on your way out.

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>>53500491
>hatched
?

>> No.53500994
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53500994

>buys every dip
>stop loss sell
>-$0.01
>pic related it's me

>> No.53501825

>>53499980
Why do her proportions look creepy?

>> No.53502469

>>53500007
What do you mean, your dick isn't holstered?