realistic real estate general

[Anonymous No.53497869]

[Anonymous No.53497883]

>>53497869

[Anonymous No.53497886]

>>53497869
is a GED, a dead end manual labor job, and a pill addiction a prerequisite for living in that home?

[Anonymous No.53497931]

>>53497869

Population less than 5,500

[Anonymous No.53497958]

>>53497869
Looks charming OP, nice big porch. Ignore the urbanfags

[Anonymous No.53497986]

>>53497958
>charming
there's literally no point in living in a rural shithole if all you're going to do is buy a tiny cuckbox with no land. it's 962 square feet. my apartment in coontown is bigger than that. it's on a 0.1 acre lot. you could mow it with a pair of scissors. why would anyone WANT to live there? it's the worst of all worlds.

[Anonymous No.53498018]

> Oh boy, I'm gonna buy a crack house that hasn't been updated or renovated since it was built in 1986
> Well fuck, there's meth residue. Guess I gotta gut the house and redo everything from the floors up before I can sell it.
> Oh boy! Lead paint!
> Halleluja! The roof needs rebuilt
> But I'm gonna make so much fuckin money!
> Oh, its in a little nowhere town where the average income is $40,000 a year and the average credit score is 500... Shouldn't be a problem right?
> I'm sure some remote work digital nomads would LOVE to buy a house in a town where the chief economic output is methamphetamine and stolen copper
> remote work is def still a thing right? Why aren't any 6 figure salary work from home silicon valley techies who want to live the rural life beating a path to my door?

[Anonymous No.53498042]

>>53497869
Ah, yes, a realistic home for someone freshly making $50k/year

[Anonymous No.53498066]

>>53498018
also
>work remotely
>lose job
>can't find another fully remote job due to how competitive they are
i work remotely but i'd never buy more than 1.5 hours away from the city... and that's betting on the new job being hybrid.

[Anonymous No.53498090]

Stop posting this thread you god damn faggot.

[Anonymous No.53498146]

I'm in Illinois guy. If you live outside of the Chicagoland, you're only hope to live like a king is to work for a major mfg or one of the nuke plants.

[Anonymous No.53498238]

>>53498066
Yeah, there was a really brief flurry of urban covid refugees to rural areas that lasted about 18 months, but a lot of them sold and moved back to the city as soon as they realized the world wasn't ending. Also, being a young professional living in a community built around a dead mill with 65% of the population over retirement age where you gotta drive 70 miles just to get groceries is pretty lame. A ton of people bought up these cheap small town cracker box style houses anticipating the flood of remote workers and wealthy retired old folks from the city would continue.

It didn't, in fact, the trend largely reversed itself and most of those houses are empty again, meanwhile local real-estate brokers are sitting on empty houses they dumped money into to fix up and can't sell anymore.

[Anonymous No.53498338]

>>53497931
incredibly based, and redpilled, go back to the hive outlander
>>53497886
when the real estate is so cheap it doesn't really matter what your job is, if you work it for 10 years you'll own your house outright

[Anonymous No.53498373]

>>53497986
it's cheap, it's in a good location for raising kids, walking to stores, etc

lol at this dumb nig trying to buy big acreage in the cornbelt, you ready to pay 3 million for 80 acres of cornfield

fuck yourself tard

dumb faggots pay 10x more for literally no reason everywhere in the country

[Anonymous No.53498388]

>>53498146
you can start a business, and invest in monero to live like a king

even an average wagie job making 30-50k a year you can buy this house outright working 10 years, that's good enough

[Anonymous No.53498398]

>>53498238
>Also, being a young professional living in a community built around a dead mill with 65% of the population over retirement age where you gotta drive 70 miles just to get groceries is pretty lame

also you'll get exactly 0 pussy. if you thought tinder in DA CITY was bad, just wait until you swipe left on literally all of the women in a 50 mile radius because they're morbidly obese single mothers or obvious drug addict trailer park monkeys.
>m-muh heckin 17 year old tradwife im gonna meet at CHURCH

[Anonymous No.53498410]

>>53498373
>962 square feet
>raising kids
how many chromosomes do you have? see also >>53498398

[Anonymous No.53498433]

>>53498388
>y-you can start a business
doing what? what is this business idea, one that can only be brought to fruition in a 962 square foot, 127 year old cuckbox on 0.1 acres of land?

[Anonymous No.53498474]

>>53498410
it's been done before, you can't share a bedroom with your brother

>>53498398
all women in the city are liberal faggots and automatic left swipes, half the women here are obese and single mothers

finding a conservative country girl is the only option, I've actually found virgins on dating sites in the area, and I dated her for 4 years, she was 100x better than any city roastie

you fuck faghags that graduated uni with 300 fucks

I fuck virgins

[Anonymous No.53498486]

>>53498433
hey start using that big noggin, I can't shit for you

[Anonymous No.53498503]

>>53498474
>sharing a bedroom
make it more obvious that you grew up lower class and are unable to compete with city chads. affording a home in most cities isn't difficult, as long as you aren't retarded and lazy. you don't even need to be smart, plenty of trades pay good money in the city.

[Anonymous No.53498560]

>>53498503
you choose to overpay, and live in middle class poverty

I choose to underpay save money, so that I can eventually buy that million dollar ranch with 100 acres

different philosophies, yours is dumb

[Anonymous No.53498695]

>>53498398
> I'm going to find me some clueless 18 year old who looks like one of those daisy dukes wearing girls from a country music video!

What the "trad country girls" actually look like:

[Anonymous No.53498719]

>>53498695
there are no perfect women, no reason lamenting that, you settle for faghags that went through 300 men, college girls

I settle for slightly fat virgin redheads

[Anonymous No.53498738]

>>53498474
holy fucking cope lmao

[Anonymous No.53498797]

>>53498738
that's not a rebuttal, retard

[Anonymous No.53499052]

>>53498719
If you can't find women in the city, its not going to be easier in the country. Or another country. Or another city. The same reasons guys aren't getting laid where they are at presently don't magically go away with a change of venue.

[Anonymous No.53499088]

>>53499052
women in the city aren't worth pursuing, but I have fucked a girl from the suburbs which is like 50 miles from me, wow what an accomplishment

[Anonymous No.53499214]

>>53499088
not a single person in this thread believes you have ever had sex. lmao.

[Anonymous No.53499223]

>>53499214
don't care, you're a fag

[Anonymous No.53499647]

[Anonymous No.53499692]

Daily shit on rentcucks thread?

Had you bought something like this a mere 9 months ago:

>3.5% down (FHA Loan)
>3% interest
>~$1,500 a month

Now that rates are through the roof
>3.5% down (FHA loan)
>7% interest
*drumroll please*
>~$2,100 a month
Hahahahahaha

Rentcucks have been PRICED OUT. Anyone making a mere $60,000 a year could have a brand new house in a suburban white Texas neighborhood 30 minutes outside of Dallas. Now you're totally FUCKED. Enjoy either rentcucking for the rest or your lives or literally moving into a nigger neighborhood hahahaha. This is some of the CHEAPEST real estate in the country and you have to be making MINIMUM $70,000 a year to have any chance of affording that mortgage and all of your other bills and even if you managed you would BARELY be scraping by hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.53499747]

>>53497869
Is the roof supposed to be bowing like that?

[Anonymous No.53499803]

>>53499692
>fat sweaty bean screaming into the void

[Anonymous No.53499805]

>>53498338
That house should not take ten years to pay off, and only a satanic kike would think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.53499810]

>>53499692
overpriced

[Anonymous No.53499822]

>>53497869
The issue with these old houses is the maintenance bill is absurd, you constantly have to fix it or it begins to crumble, the heating cost is absurd bc of poor isolation.

Your mortgage might be small, but your monthly payments in labour + maintenance is likely to make this house more expensive than a $200K house from the 80s.

[Anonymous No.53499825]

>>53497869
Ah yes a house built in 1895 just what I need to die from mold and asbestos

[Anonymous No.53499843]

>>53499825
the weak feed the land, the strong survive

[Anonymous No.53499927]

>>53499647
>1985
>manufacturered home
While manufactured homes have come a long way, that shit is only worth the land it sits on. And being South Dakota. That must be some nice ass land.

[Anonymous No.53500318]

>>53498018
>1986
Quite new relative to your worst case scenario. They even stopped using lead paint by then.

[Anonymous No.53500338]

>>53499803
>pasty, malnourished rentcuck keeping volume at a reasonable level

[Anonymous No.53500356]

>>53499810
Something is only worth what someone is willing to pay and I guarantee that house sells for $250k+ in the next month

[Anonymous No.53500467]

>>53500356
I'd hold off on my cost estimates. I can't help but notice OP doesn't have any pics of the interior. But, being in and out of such houses daily, I can venture a guess.

> Old ass appliances from the late 80's that need replaced
> Unfinished naked concrete basement thats either cracked or has a radon problem
> everything thats supposed to be white is yellow from indoor smokers (if you're lucky) or meth (if you arent)
> poorly insulated
> needs new windows
> needs new carpet
> needs a new kitchen
> needs a new bathroom

I can also tell you just by glancing at it that it has cheap vinyl siding thats going to fall off soon and it's roof needs replaced. Its $75,000 range because you will probably have to dump a ton of money and time into it before its worth anything.

[Anonymous No.53500506]

How are you supposed to raise kids in the middle of nowhere? not that I want them in a city but they should hang out with other kids

[Anonymous No.53500524]

>>53500338
>"heh, fucking rentcucks," muttered emilio esteban gonzalez-martinez under his bean-stinking breath. his fat, brown fingers slowly pecked at the keyboard, Z-I-L-L-O-W-DOT-C-O-M. it had been 2 weeks since he had last viewed his Zestimate™. while very much acting the part of a proud homeowner, the morbidly obese mutt harbored a certain unease: if the price dropped another 2%, he would, in fact, be underwater on his 30 year mortgage.

[Anonymous No.53500642]

>>53500506
We're running into that problem. There's plenty of kids to schedual play dates with, but they're mouth breathing retards who were raised by an ipad or their parents are southpark "White trash in trouble" tier morons. Anybody with marketable skills has fled the rural areas. Your hospitals and schools in rural areas are staffed by the kind of people who were C and D students in college. The bulk of the rural population are baby boomers who are slowly strangling small towns to death by opposing any new development that might be attractive to young families like updated playgrounds, new businesses that cater to younger people, or basically anything that doesn't cater to senior citizens.

You move rural you quickly realize everybody out here are either too stupid to leave, or retired and very cranky about the idea of kids and families having fun.

Also, no. The rustic country church full of hot pure and wholesome teenagers looking for a spouse doesn't exist. The churches are just another boomer social club that probably doesn't even have sunday school or a nursery for the kids.

[Anonymous No.53500746]

>>53500506
I played with kids all the time, it's called going outside

>>53500642
nice fiction

[Anonymous No.53500768]

>>53500524

[Anonymous No.53501981]

>>53498797
No you lost man, gg

[Anonymous No.53502082]

>>53499692
>Man makes $50k/year
>Wife makes $30k/year
>They afford the house

Look Jewboy, I bought in back in 2020 with a 3.15% rate. I’m doing good. But if you’re going to shit on rent cucks at least do basic math and form coherent sentences

[Anonymous No.53502451]

>>53501981
cope