/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53496713]

(You) vill own nothing edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Mumus:
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>53495406

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53496726]

It would be a shame if everybody just lost their jobs and couldn't afford their mortgages.

[Anonymous No.53496728]

MUMU FUCKING SHITS OUGHT TO REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM MY PATH

[Anonymous No.53496731]

>SPY -0.5%
>NVDA -4%

looks like the NVDA short screen cap spammer was the top signal. Love how this general seamlessly always acts as the perfect contrarian signal

[Anonymous No.53496738]

>>53496713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

[Anonymous No.53496744]

>>53496713
anyone buying apple before earnings?

[Anonymous No.53496748]

>Boring ass market day
>Trifags/namefags are back
Fuck this I'm going to cook breakfast.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496753]

spy 408 was the top of the stock market for 2023 and it will be decades before the market is that high ever again

[Anonymous No.53496757]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53496759]

First for
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[Anonymous No.53496764]

>>53496738
kino

[Anonymous No.53496768]

>>53496731
I've been larping as an nvda perma bull these past few weeks in hopes of suckering people in here at the top.

[Anonymous No.53496774]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53496775]

OH NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.53496776]

EAT SHIT DIPBUYINGNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.53496778]

When you step back and think about it, only losing 30% in the span of two years is not that bad all things considered.

[Anonymous No.53496783]

>>53496713
First for tig bitty boobos

Lets dump this shit market down the toilet

[Anonymous No.53496784]

>B-BUY BUY THE DIP
>ITS TEMPORARY I SWEAR
>AHHHHH MY INVESTMENTS HELP ME POWELL SAMA

[Anonymous No.53496787]

>>53496775
We told you not to get involved in that.

[Anonymous No.53496789]

>>53496768
I've fully loaded all 5 tranches of my short making bank today.

[Anonymous No.53496796]

I want to buy boil but I know I'm gonna get heemed big

[Anonymous No.53496797]

Goys, I have 10k eurobucks, do I buy SPX right now and DCA or should I wait for this faggoty-ass recession?

[Anonymous No.53496798]

>>53496783
god she is larger than life

[Anonymous No.53496799]

I shorted the wrong index . I shorted dow instead of shorting nasdaq fml

[Anonymous No.53496801]

>>53496778
well S&P ended with -19% last year so you beat the market with -18.99%
congrats, retard

[Anonymous No.53496805]

> Tesla posts record profits
> stock down 4% today
This market is retarded. Literally down on no news

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53496809]

I've been using google lately for my internet searches and have been getting decent results. I'm gonna get some google stocks before their earnings. Should be an easy win.

[Anonymous No.53496810]

>https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1620083018604974080?s=46&t=GcFOWSWaYytGGhslgkHF8Q

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496818]

>>53496805
youre retarded
tesla just ran for 70% of the lows lol
what do you think is going to happen you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.53496820]

>>53496784
Market still too high now

[Anonymous No.53496823]

>>53496805
tesla has always had a wildly inflated stock price, retards think spacex and boringco all fall under its umbrella because Musk

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496824]

Hey guys im actually a retard faggot dont ever listen to me matter of fact just block me right now im also a pedophile

[Anonymous No.53496825]

Sorry mumu, I refuse to eat bugs today

[Anonymous No.53496826]

>>53496805
I think it went up 11% on Friday

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53496827]

META getting hammered. I refuse to go below £1000 so I put another £50 in and slappped it into Mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.53496831]

Got into SQQQ at $39/share. Probably holding through Wednesday at this point
ALSO I just got my annual figures; $100k performance bonus and ~7% increased salary to $201k/year. Feelsgoodman
THIS IS MY FUCKING YEAR BAYBAY LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53496833]

>>53496796
I threw a grand at KOLD today so BOIL is pretty much guaranteed a rally

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496834]

>>53496824
you seem very upset
how bad did you lose trying to inverse me

[Anonymous No.53496838]

speaking as a bobo, this sell off prior to the FOMC is unironically bullish, as we are consolidating and big hedges being bought
if we were pumping non-stop into FOMC it would be more bearish and cause for concern for bulls
I guess we'll see how the week ends - I don't think us bobos should celebrate a move like this, very premature
Let's break 3900 first at minimum

[Anonymous No.53496840]

>>53496805
the pump from earnings was last week retard its literally priced in now

[Anonymous No.53496847]

Kinda funny in hindsight to think how cocky those SKYT shills were acting after INTC earnings. Check out how they've both performed since...

>SKYT -8.7%
>INTC -7.3 %

[Anonymous No.53496848]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.53496849]

Youze guys got a line on anything good this week?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496852]

>>53496838
its more likely the fed triggers an upside event as opposed to a downside one funny enough

[Anonymous No.53496855]

>>53496827
>no EFTs
long term thinking doesn't apply to you does it

[Anonymous No.53496861]

>>53496834
The really funny part was when they called you a pedo, as if half the people posting here don't crank it to "but she's actually 8000 years old!" shit on a regular basis anyways.

[Anonymous No.53496862]

>>53496834
I just hate namefags so much like ohh i need to turn 4chan into reddit PEOPLE MUST KNOW WHO I AM kill yourself unironically

[Anonymous No.53496867]

>>53496855
He’s just dicking around

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53496869]

>>53496855
Lmao Index funds are for little babies too scared to be a man and pick some stocks and ride with them.

[Anonymous No.53496872]

>>53496862
based post

[Anonymous No.53496873]

yap tech mainly is correcting now. sodl nasdaq and tesla longs just in time. but after correcting should be good spot to buy some techies back. also like amazon and google look pretty solid now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvHTNv0Cdg

[Anonymous No.53496877]

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.53496880]

>>53496827
Heyy where’s your Nokia stock, sold already?

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53496887]

>>53496880
I had to start again because I forgot to invest in an ISA. Everything you see from now in is locked in and wont be sold

[Anonymous No.53496888]

>>53496877
kek

[Anonymous No.53496890]

>>53496713
REJECTED

[Anonymous No.53496891]

>>53496838

Skew is so low nobody is hedging. And it's not just FOMC this week. Shit load of econ data, AAPL, AMZN, and GOOGL earnings as well. All it takes is one of those to be a negative tail and markets are caught off sides. Also the dollar has been coiling for literally 3 weeks now, anything that sets it off is going to tank equities. It's barely green and the SPY is almost down a percent. Imagine if it had a +1.5% day

[Anonymous No.53496896]

>>53496838
anon.. I...
friendly reminder that AMZN + AAPL + GOOG will report at the same day on after-hours literally one (1) session after the big FOMC day
you sure (((we))) will be bullish?

[Anonymous No.53496895]

>>53496873
>he gets to fuck this on the daily
fuck i was born in the wrong race

[Anonymous No.53496904]

wtf was this day? the entire market somehow red and even oil was crashing

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496906]

>>53496861
i just jack off to tiktok thots
>>53496862
making people sperg out and make bad financial decisions because of their sperg rage is like the entire point my man
like because im basically always right its great to watch them inverse me out of spite rather than logic and discipline lol

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53496907]

Nokia stock is back! The portfolio is hungry it requires more stocks!

[Anonymous No.53496913]

>>53496891
>>53496896
you misunderstand me - I am very bearish, and think we are going lower this week
however, when just looking at this day alone, it is a good thing for the bulls for us to pull back and consolidate here above 400 before FOMC
only if we break below 3900 will I be 'celebrating' - I think it is premature to be rubbing mumus face in this sell-off, as it could still go either way later in the week
If we consolidate and hold above 400 would be very strong for mumu

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496915]

>>53496877
aAHahahahaAHAHAHAahahahaAHHa take your loss retard before it goes to 0

[Anonymous No.53496920]

>>53496888
>I'm bearish last week, left a ton on the table playing it safe
>Bullish next week, get rugged

Of course, why wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.53496922]

Fuck I bought the top of sqqq like a retard

[Anonymous No.53496928]

>>53496922
todays top anon... maybe

[Anonymous No.53496930]

>>53496906
Nobody is making financial decisions based on your faggotry. This is exactly the type of hubris and grandueristic delusions that makes me hate namefags so much

[Anonymous No.53496931]

>>53496906
Marie Kaleida is the lady for me, but also good taste.

[Anonymous No.53496935]

>>53496877
It's not fair. There is absolutely no reason for TSLA to be dropping today. They made billions of dollars and their stock is way off from their ATHs

[Anonymous No.53496938]

>>53496922
Did you though?

[Anonymous No.53496942]

>>53496928
>RSI over sold. It's going to break ATH's today it looks like it.

[Anonymous No.53496943]

>>53496935
>and their stock is way off from their ATHs
the most retarded bull argument, unironically

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496945]

>>53496930
maybe buy some calls then to really release your hatred

[Anonymous No.53496954]

>>53496907
>last thread -0.23 returns
>this thread -10.39 returns
you're doing great

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53496956]

>>53496935
your post is a market top indicator
its like you came from 2021 in a time machine and dont know where you are now

[Anonymous No.53496963]

>>53496943
Reflects the sophistication of TSLA investors pretty well

[Anonymous No.53496966]

>>53496935
Tesla is one of the most overpriced shares in existence.

[Anonymous No.53496967]

>>53496935
you should double down on that conviction anon

[Anonymous No.53496971]

>>53496825
Nice trade.

[Anonymous No.53496972]

>>53496935
>>53496915
Yeah I figured it would rug eventually. I actually had outs for last week that I lost 70 percent on, salvaged some dough and got it covered by calls. I sold my 145 call on Tuesday like a moron. Was worth 6 grand by the end of the week. Fuckin blew 90% of my wasd earlier this month on fuckin bbby, yeah I'm a retard I know

I'm not selling shit though. Its only Monday. Good entry point on calls if you're a gambler

[Anonymous No.53496977]

>>53496943
It's just as retarded as bears saying the price has to go to historical lows. It's more likely to get closer to ATH than historical lows btw

[Anonymous No.53496986]

>>53496896
I do business with many of those companies!

[Anonymous No.53496987]

What happened this time

[Anonymous No.53496993]

>>53496972
I sold my 160 calls on Tuesday I feel your pain

[Anonymous No.53496995]

>>53496977
This doesn’t apply to individual stocks

[Anonymous No.53496998]

TSLA will hit 200 in the next 30 days. The question is, which week?

Timing options is so fucking tricky.

[Anonymous No.53497005]

hello mr shekelstein bls pump my stocks

[Anonymous No.53497011]

>>53496987
black cops beat a black crim to death, I for one blame the whites

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53497017]

>>53496972
.....being down 60% is a good entry point?
lol
switch to spreads with longer dated options and learn how to consistently make money every month instead of gambling your way to zero

[Anonymous No.53497020]

>>53496987
Some black person didnt get away with murder, blacks most affected.

[Anonymous No.53497026]

>>53496954
lmao

anyone have thoughts on TMC? what about UVV? the bands seem to indicate a squeeze, which seems verified by UVV feb 17 options pricing

[Anonymous No.53497031]

So this is smg now? Nothing but macro wizards consulting the astrology charts and tsla redditors and namefags? No one person has anything to shill?

[Anonymous No.53497033]

>thursday
Amazon and Jerome will try to save the day but the rest will cuck the market, my digits say so.

[Anonymous No.53497038]

>portfolio has low tech exposure
this day isn't so bad so far

[Anonymous No.53497040]

>>53496977
just for the simple fact that there is no 0% interest rate and no printing should give you a clue that comparing with ATH at current prices is just retarded
we're in a completely different environment and TSLA is still just a car company. now compare it with other automaker and you know where the "bottom" for TSLA is..

[Anonymous No.53497041]

>we return to crab bucket market
I want free fall already, I got thousands sat in my account for the real multi-day hard market drop

[Anonymous No.53497057]

>>53497033
I have a lot riding on AMZN, I hope you are correct.

[Anonymous No.53497058]

>>53497041
Same. I have $100K liquid life savings, but I have $40K of those in JEPI so I can profit from the months of Snibbening until it crashes for real.

[Anonymous No.53497064]

>>53497031
I tried shilling OIS back when it was 5 bucks but I didn't want people to think I was a baggie shilling his bags so I didn't try that hard
and now its $8

[Anonymous No.53497065]

>>53497031
i mean theres not much to recommend. the market kinda sucks so all i can suggest is DYOR

[Anonymous No.53497066]

>>53496896
Do you think guidance could produce upward momentum

[Anonymous No.53497075]

>>53497017
I'm up all time. I should've done a covered call (I have before). I gambled and I lost (for now). Oh well.

I'm literally showing you two options dude. I have calls expiring months from now (SKYT, anyone?)

I think TSLA rebounds still this week.

[Anonymous No.53497077]

>>53497031
ecoin fags have ruined the flow, markets shouldn't be 24/7 365 hourly schizophrenics, daily to weekly is a much better flow, even get the weekends off to consider those suicidal thoughts

[Anonymous No.53497082]

>BABA puts printing
>NVDA puts about to print
life is good as a bobo

[Anonymous No.53497084]

>>53497040
>now compare it with other automaker
Bears have been saying this for a decade and getting their asses handed to them. Obvious esl hedgie shill is obvious.

[Anonymous No.53497088]

>>53497031
Short COIN, buy at 35

[Anonymous No.53497097]

so are Chinese stocks just gonna be slow death with china slowing down its economy and trade disputes on the horizon? Plus if we get a Taiwan as the new Crimea then they're gonna lock them out like they did ruskie stocks anyway

[Anonymous No.53497099]

>>53497031
Recommend what in this market?

[Anonymous No.53497106]

[Anonymous No.53497116]

https://infiniteconversation.com/

[Anonymous No.53497124]

>>53497082
>>53497082
YANG GANG

[Anonymous No.53497129]

>>53496831
>$100k performance bonus
fuuucking hell

[Anonymous No.53497130]

>>53496810
I think it should be a bannable offense to just spew random twitter retards.

[Anonymous No.53497141]

>>53497084
I couldn't care less about Musk or any other company I just trade stocks to make money and risk/reward for going long on TSLA while growth slows, people won't buy new cars and other carmaker are eating their EV market share in the future is just a bad trade.
you're trading on "hopes" that somehow shit will recover rather sooner than later
here's a hot tip for you: search for public traded car fixing / services companies they will do good in a recession where people fix their (old) car than buy a new one

[Anonymous No.53497146]

>>53497130

[Anonymous No.53497150]

>>53496971
Thanks

[Anonymous No.53497156]

>all this red on my trading app and none of my price alerts have gone off
God someone actually lose a pint of blood already so I can lap it up

[Anonymous No.53497164]

>>53497129
his ceo must really want his tuchus

[Anonymous No.53497178]

>>53497146
Holy shit. this is the actual most retarded post I have ever seen. Yeah bud, go base your entire portfolio on the price of copper.

[Anonymous No.53497215]

What’s up baggies?

[Anonymous No.53497216]

dividend stocks really were the winning move all along. its the option gamblers that are trying to get you to buy "growth" stocks that stalls or dumps randomly

[Anonymous No.53497219]

>>53497064
oil/gas/uranium cultists are literally the only ones trying to post any ideas so respect even though im not going to bite.
>>53497088
thats not a real trade.

[Anonymous No.53497225]

NAT GAS frens, looks like the bottom is in

[Anonymous No.53497228]

>>53496831
Never forget the second a robot or Indian can do your job you’re out

[Anonymous No.53497230]

>>53496799
lmao, Dow underperformed Nasdaq in this bull trap, so now it's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.53497232]

Why JNJ dumping?

[Anonymous No.53497233]

>>53497216
always was the best plan

[Anonymous No.53497239]

I'm tired of this semen slurping market. LET IT DUMP ALREADY

[Anonymous No.53497240]

Everyone is expecting powell to crash the markets. which means something else will happen.

Markets will crash when least people expect it. It will go up when least people expect it like this last rally.

[Anonymous No.53497243]

>>53497146
absolute state of bobos

[Anonymous No.53497246]

>>53496827
This nigga bout to get redder and redder.

[Anonymous No.53497247]

>>53497106
>>53497116

[Anonymous No.53497248]

>>53497232
People stopped taking boosters

[Anonymous No.53497251]

>>53496799
dow is fucking unmovable, it barely hovers around -5% from its ATH

[Anonymous No.53497252]

>>53497228
both of those actually create more tech jobs

[Anonymous No.53497258]

>>53497178

japan, australia, and spain CPI all came in hot/higher than expectations

the germans literally came out this morning to say they're having """""Technical difficulties""""" and have to postpone releasing their CPI by 1 week. Sounds legit from the most autistic/productive people in the world, huh

[Anonymous No.53497264]

Wouldn't it be funny if we end up green and fill the gap before the day is over?

[Anonymous No.53497263]

i really want to buy back into UVV, i pulled my k out into an overpriced NVDA put and am currently losing it

[Anonymous No.53497266]

Dont ever handle estates bros.

[Anonymous No.53497273]

>>53496805
its not just tesla but the entire market. must be some manipulation event again

[Anonymous No.53497277]

>>53497264
high unlikely considering we had SIX straight GREEN DAYS.

[Anonymous No.53497279]

>>53497240
nobody is expecting powell to crash the markets except some random bobos. how can everyone be expecting him to crash the market when the CME says 100% of 25 basis point? i think CPI is going to crash the market.

[Anonymous No.53497281]

>>53497266
What happened, your siblings think you screwing them over?

[Anonymous No.53497287]

>>53497240
>everybody's always bearish because I say so
>that's I'm a cool contrarian for being bullish 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.53497288]

>>53497281
nah people keep dying making it take longer

[Anonymous No.53497289]

>>53496880
lucky him. if he hadn't he would have lost money because the peak was already reached and its sinking to normal value again

[Anonymous No.53497292]

>>53497266
>TFW the financially responsible sibling
>Parents are being insistent on evenly dividing estate
>I know my sister is going to chimp out
Can't wait.

[Anonymous No.53497294]

Head and shoulders on eur/usd confirmed, dxy going to rip through resistance. see you all at the lower spx trend line. dont forget to sell the bottom

[Anonymous No.53497299]

>>53497279
2 days to go, this meeting gonna be wild

[Anonymous No.53497302]

>>53497246
I started trading around the same time as the namefag, I've got far more disposable income in comparison but either way I've been absolutely bodying him in comparison, giving me some confidence that I sort of know what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.53497306]

>>53497292
Is she expecting to get everything because you're good with your money?

[Anonymous No.53497307]

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

[Anonymous No.53497315]

>>53497038
>his portfolio isn't 300% inversion of tech
lol

[Anonymous No.53497327]

>>53497031
Buy ALPP while it crabs and whenever the chinks get around to releasing their full earnings report itll go past a dollar easily

[Anonymous No.53497328]

>>53497292
buy her shit, and DO NOT help your parents

[Anonymous No.53497330]

so we're just going to pretend that the market wont rally again 2 hours before markets closing like the last couple of weeks every single trading day?

[Anonymous No.53497336]

>>53496827
50% of this portfolio is a cash burning goggles company
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.53497339]

>>53497129
I'm breddy happy
>>53497228
fortunately for me that will likely always be impossible. automating underwriting of complex transactions with their own nuances is incredibly difficult.

[Anonymous No.53497347]

>>53497330
Unless dxy takes a break and deconfirms its inverted head and shoulder bottom on the 4hour, no pump today

[Anonymous No.53497348]

when do i get my jebd dibbies

[Anonymous No.53497351]

>>53497302
>I bought higher beta garbage
>it went up when all the garbage went up
>that means I know what I'm doing
ah yes, the ARK logic

[Anonymous No.53497353]

BUDDY LOOK AT LUMBER FUTURES COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53497355]

>Every stock I bought today has gotten heemed
>Every stock I sold today has done okay

The biggest thing that annoys me is I ignored Starbucks back in November and now looked at how much I could've made on the dumb brand hype.

[Anonymous No.53497359]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53497369]

>>53497353
>$510
it just doesn't quit

[Anonymous No.53497370]

Stocks go red, portfolio goes green. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53497374]

>>53497330
that's when we sell, all part of the plan.
Scare the mumu's into selling, buy the dip as bobo's then cash out end of day for a tidy profit. Such is the micromanagement crab cycle.

[Anonymous No.53497377]

>>53497330
not looking so. almost closing time and the majority is still deep red

[Anonymous No.53497380]

Can the dollar just get fucked please

[Anonymous No.53497381]

>>53497339
AUS will replace most of your underlings though, probably already has

[Anonymous No.53497389]

>>53497351
yes you could call me an intellectual indeed. How does it feel to be talking to the next darren buffet

[Anonymous No.53497391]

>>53497327
nah whatever, boil guy was the only one shilling anything the old way, just bought a spread betting on oil vol. im not playing shitcoins or reddit stocks.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53497392]

>>53497230
right dow is the new leader to the downside
blame sachs
also when financials come off its gonna get ugly in a hurry
>b-but muh financials are going to do well in a recession!
that only means maybe instead of dropping 70% they drop 60%
this is the year of the reality check for markets

[Anonymous No.53497396]

>>53497374
im not selling at a loss but still trying to figure out what is considered a sustainable profit. sometimes it seems to be about 2% but sometimes it can pump all the way to 10

[Anonymous No.53497397]

>>53497380
look at yields, they are moving higher
>pic related
as yields go up (bonds go down), dollar will go up
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-30/hedge-funds-boost-treasury-shorts-to-record-on-doubts-over-rally

[Anonymous No.53497400]

>>53497380
literally all it's been doing since 1971

[Anonymous No.53497405]

>>53497292
Make sure to be knowledgeable about their accounts to make sure sister isn't drawing them down right before death and make sure they are closed on the day they die so she doesn't draw them down after. Until the estate is formalized "They said I could withdraw all their money" is a legal defense because the only other party that could call bullshit is you know, dead.

[Anonymous No.53497406]

>>53497391
BOIL is an absolute shitcoin though, which means you could make a lot of money if you get lucky and time it right

[Anonymous No.53497408]

>>53497380
if you want to make bank and are betting on a falling dollar, sell btc to Nigerians at a 60% mark up to dollar in Naira

[Anonymous No.53497411]

>>53497397
tmf bros...

[Anonymous No.53497434]

>>53496738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlMxBPNJ_a8

[Anonymous No.53497438]

>>53497277
That's all? Historically speaking bear market rallies have lasted months on end.

[Anonymous No.53497439]

slurp every dip is supposed to be a meme, not financial advise.

[Anonymous No.53497448]

>>53497406
all i need is for it to do something one way or the other and i make money. in the past ive made my spreads to wide but this time i just bought a call and put on either side of the money. hope it works out. better than letting it just sit there. vol play on the fed. i dont feel like doing dd if no one else is going to.

[Anonymous No.53497452]

>>53497396
higher risk higher reward leverage yourself up and get rich or go wildly into debt. End of the day you either get super fucking lucky with some dumb bullshit going on and selling at the height at the perfect time or you do a long game mutual fund and get a pay out for being patient at aged 75.

[Anonymous No.53497454]

>>53497438
>hurr durr
BMR duration and numbers of green days in a row aren't the same thing

[Anonymous No.53497455]

>>53497302
>giving me some confidence that I sort of know what I'm doing
that's the first phase as a newfag
you get cocky until limit down day rip off your face and you get margin called
god I wish I can be this oblivious again

[Anonymous No.53497456]

>>53497434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoKThsOCjuU

[Anonymous No.53497470]

>>53497397
As long as 2y ain't crossing 5%, nothing to worry about, just more crab

[Anonymous No.53497479]

>>53497439
if you buy well established companies it seems to be a viable strategy. they always dump randomly but because there is no real reason for it they also always come up

[Anonymous No.53497482]

SQQQ calls bought last Friday offsetting all my losses and the best part is I wont even realize those losses

[Anonymous No.53497483]

>>53497455
more than likely yeah. Still half of my investments are going into mutual funds so long game is still an option

[Anonymous No.53497485]

>>53497439
Gotta slurp every dip, thats what jay T dogzone says.

[Anonymous No.53497487]

>>53497455
No he hasn't found out about leverage yet so it's more like
>puts all his cash in stocks
>omg I'm a genius investor!
>leverage? So I can gain 5x faster?
>I'm getting margin called, how could this happen to me

[Anonymous No.53497491]

VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20 VIX 20

[Anonymous No.53497500]

>>53497455
Those were the good ole days...

[Anonymous No.53497507]

>>53497456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMTmJYRdC-U

[Anonymous No.53497516]

>>53497452
sometimes you can get lucky with a fund and can have much higher quick gains than by trying to gamble the market

[Anonymous No.53497518]

>>53497487
I'll never go into leverage, don't trust it. I don't wanna be indebted to anyone. Doing the thing where if I put money in I'm willing to expect it to go to zero, I won't risk something going negative. I don't even own a credit card irl

[Anonymous No.53497521]

>>53497482
>I wont even realize those losses
don't delude yourself anon

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53497532]

>>53497518
should always own credit cards
what if you get diagnosed with terminal cancer or are otherwise gonna die
gonna want those credit cards there to just max out and enjoy what time you have left

[Anonymous No.53497536]

>>53497518
leverage can be useful if used right, read leverage for the long run

>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.53497537]

>>53497507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53NGe64RBU

[Anonymous No.53497538]

>>53497487
leverage in this market sounds like a great way to get into trouble

[Anonymous No.53497545]

>>53497532
I'm not american, we don't have the whole you need credit to get mortgages and loans type shit. If I get diagnosed with a terminal whatever sure I'll go get one then.

[Anonymous No.53497546]

>>53497518
Just go all in on 0DTE .60 delta calls on SPY or QQQ RIGHT THIS SECOND.

[Anonymous No.53497550]

>>53497454
>Coping and seething bobo

[Anonymous No.53497561]

so we are just crabbing again
very boring

[Anonymous No.53497562]

>>53497550
ahem

MUMU

[Anonymous No.53497571]

>>53497536
I shall not fall for the Jewish trick of usury

[Anonymous No.53497574]

stop going fucking down you piece of shit s&p

[Anonymous No.53497575]

I wonder how much it would have cost to get an advance copy of the Adani short report.

[Anonymous No.53497579]

>>53497537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWWjwHEX5_I

[Anonymous No.53497580]

>>53497574
it's just another buy opportunity

[Anonymous No.53497585]

>>53497574
>standard
>poor
you were warned

[Anonymous No.53497590]

boooooooring

[Anonymous No.53497602]

>>53497571
lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.53497604]

Why it feel like most people in the thread now are mot people who were here 5 years ago?

[Anonymous No.53497606]

>>53497585
kek

[Anonymous No.53497609]

>>53497579
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

[Anonymous No.53497610]

>>53497604
majority are phoneposters, hence the reduction in quality

[Anonymous No.53497619]

>>53497604
You know why

[Anonymous No.53497627]

>>53497604
people 5 years ago are now millionaires, didn't you make it anon?

[Anonymous No.53497629]

i am requesting line go up

[Anonymous No.53497638]

Here we go again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53497641]

>>53497571
>>53497609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw

[Anonymous No.53497643]

Howard Marx says this is the cusp of a sea change. Risk on investments may no longer be the norm.

[Anonymous No.53497647]

>>53497629

[Anonymous No.53497649]

>>53497629
sorry mumu this is a bobo world now

[Anonymous No.53497650]

>>53497604
I only remembered the stock market existed in January 2020.

[Anonymous No.53497664]

>>53497590

Take some risk. Live a little

[Anonymous No.53497671]

If you know you know

[Anonymous No.53497672]

>>53497629
Thanks, it's working. Can you request again please sir?

[Anonymous No.53497686]

>>53497664
i do, but since the start of the year everything has just fucking died, no volume or volatility, just endless sideways

in december itself i saw things move 60%

[Anonymous No.53497694]

>>53497643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

[Anonymous No.53497699]

>>53497664
You made that in excel.

[Anonymous No.53497703]

>>53497671

[Anonymous No.53497706]

how do you guys feel about leap puts as a hedge?

[Anonymous No.53497712]

>>53497664
>>53497686
>december
take me back

[Anonymous No.53497718]

>stock market general
>no one on SMG has ever gotten an ISDA

Explain yourselves you sub 7figasses wannabe daytraders

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53497732]

>>53497706
just buy 0dte puts on spy, we're slaughtering the bulls and going to eat fucking steak dinners tonight.

[Anonymous No.53497734]

>>53497718
Who?

[Anonymous No.53497737]

>>53497664
>>53497672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izxyq7WSZSE

[Anonymous No.53497739]

>>53497604
biz is unusable for years with that pajeet shitcoin shillers so obviously even newfags will find their way into /smg/ now

[Anonymous No.53497743]

>>53497718
What the hell does the Idaho State Department of Agriculture have to do with stonks?

[Anonymous No.53497747]

>>53497718
>ISDA
??

[Anonymous No.53497748]

>>53497671
>DXY
still just consolidating. downtrend may continue or not, no telling.
>yields
auctions were boring, no telling
>VIX
lol. lmao, even. vol getting juiced so nothingburger fomc decision strips gamblers of their funds.

3/10 gayber propaganda. ain't nothing gonna happen til after jpow gives the say so

[Anonymous No.53497752]

>>53497718
well poem anon got AIDS, that's pretty close

[Anonymous No.53497753]

Selena the goblina is being posted in other threads now, the cancer is spreading...

[Anonymous No.53497754]

>>53496713
Seethe bobos.
The mood has shifted to shit brown like most of you bears. :p nyahhhhhh
Bring it up!

[Anonymous No.53497755]

>>53497718
I'm trying to avoid being an office wagie, thank you.

[Anonymous No.53497756]

>>53497627
Or dead. RIP RKG Girl

[Anonymous No.53497757]

>>53497718
ooo someone just watched the big short

[Anonymous No.53497762]

>>53497703
lmao succint

[Anonymous No.53497763]

>>53497604
Times have changed

In olden days, a meme stock rocking,
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good traders too who once had better plays
Now only wait and count the days
Till Powell's disclose.
Anything goes.

If loosing your shirt you like,
If eating dirt you like,
If shitcoins you like,
If disapointment you like,
If Elon Musk you like,
Or /gme/ luck you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
Anything goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aeQ3DmKU7A

[Anonymous No.53497774]

>>53497604
"bull market" returning in crypto + meme stock rally (BBBY, TSLA etc) has driven dumb money back into the market - a fuck ton of newfags coming in to buy the local top
price drives action - as prices have gone up, newfags are entering the market to chase the rally

[Anonymous No.53497783]

>>53497734
>>53497743
>>53497747
>>53497755
>>53497757

>daytraders out themselves
yep better get browsing job boards

[Anonymous No.53497785]

>>53497752
I do not have HIV or AIDS

[Anonymous No.53497787]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53497790]

>>53497712
>>53497686

February is going to be the next December, the hard part was simply surviving and not blowing up your account to see it. Hope you planted good seeds for it

[Anonymous No.53497793]

>>53497754
>>53497754

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8

[Anonymous No.53497796]

huh i guess it might be worth holding a while then

[Anonymous No.53497800]

>>53497315
Shill me an inverse 3x techie short etf

[Anonymous No.53497811]

>>53497800
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53497812]

>>53497783
Excuse me I just buy and hold and slack off at my WFH job.

[Anonymous No.53497815]

>>53497785
you hold TBLT which is just as bad
RIP poem anon

[Anonymous No.53497818]

>>53497783
I refuse to work for somebody else

[Anonymous No.53497819]

>>53497790
yeah all i do is deposit and accumulate; no margin/options (ccs excluded from time to time)

[Anonymous No.53497820]

>>53497800
SQQQ deff

[Anonymous No.53497821]

>>53497783
>daytraders
You have no idea how long I am.

[Anonymous No.53497830]

>>53497748
nothing personal kid, it's just business

[Anonymous No.53497832]

>>53497790
>February is going to be the next December
So you be sayin...

[Anonymous No.53497838]

>>53497783
Day trader? I invest sir, I don't trade!

[Anonymous No.53497842]

Uranium kings what’s your price target for DNN?

[Anonymous No.53497843]

>>53497753
dont insult my queen

[Anonymous No.53497849]

>>53497821
I'm so long im short

[Anonymous No.53497852]

>>53497843

[Anonymous No.53497851]

>>53497800
You mean your homepage *isn't* https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-equities/#etfs&sort_name=ytd_percent_return&sort_order=desc&page=1 ?

[Anonymous No.53497861]

>>53497783
Post folio 8 fig pretender, slap it in my face

[Anonymous No.53497865]

>>53497793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

[Anonymous No.53497877]

How do electric car makers even make money

[Anonymous No.53497889]

>>53497852
aye aye aye papi!

[Anonymous No.53497894]

>>53497877
They don't

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53497899]

>>53497877
They get handouts from the government, they're like those women you see with 8 different baby daddies and no job.

[Anonymous No.53497900]

>>53497877
>subscribe to automated door opening and air conditioning for just $15 a month!

[Anonymous No.53497901]

>>53497753

[Anonymous No.53497905]

>>53497877
look at their balance sheets, truth is they don't, they just get loans from the government from green initiatives

[Anonymous No.53497906]

RIP

[Anonymous No.53497907]

>>53497389
Anon the next Warren Buffet is a bearish title

[Anonymous No.53497910]

>>53497865
https://youtu.be/buNoUoV4h8M

[Anonymous No.53497911]

>>53496877
Why would you buy calls after it ran up like 30% in a week? I consider myself pretty retarded but you're something special aren't you

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53497912]

>>53497901
>>53497843

[Anonymous No.53497917]

Fuck this clown market

[Anonymous No.53497919]

>>53497849
this is my pick up line at bars, unrelated to that I'm also a virgin

[Anonymous No.53497922]

>>53497912
what does "kys" mean in chinkspeak?

[Anonymous No.53497925]

even missed the auction today.
3 months up
6 months down
What does the market try to say.

[Anonymous No.53497927]

>>53497912

[Anonymous No.53497932]

>>53497877
The take gibs from the government.

[Anonymous No.53497933]

>>53497763
Respect.
>>53497877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im3JzxlatUs
>>53497922
Join the Tiananmen square protests and don't go home till the government changes tac.

[Anonymous No.53497934]

>>53497922
report the shitposters for trolling outside of /b/

[Anonymous No.53497935]

>>53497917
risk off boring market.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53497937]

>>53497927
I am not a faggot, and for the record, this broad supports muslim owned businesses, how does it feel knowing your queen is funding the next 9/11?

[Anonymous No.53497938]

>>53497389

[Anonymous No.53497940]

>>53497917
we are really just waiting for the Fed meeting comments (rate has been more or less confirmed and priced in)

[Anonymous No.53497943]

AAAAH MY 0DTE TQQQ CALLS I BOUGHT WITH MAX MARGIN AND THE CASH I GOT FROM A HOME EQUITY LOAN!
AAAAH I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED!!

[Anonymous No.53497948]

>>53497927
AI upscale is so weird.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53497965]

>>53497940
>rate has been more or less confirmed and priced in
Typically Powell like to throw a curveball during the first meeting of the new year. Has to keep those greedy heebs over on wall street in check.

[Anonymous No.53497973]

>>53497943
If QQQ doesn't close above $293 today I will be heemed

[Anonymous No.53497987]

>>53497911
Because I'm a retard and kicking myself for not buying 5k in calls last week like I was gonna.

Also, checked

[Anonymous No.53497989]

>>53497937
>muslim owned businesses
Muslim here, we live in your heads and in your women's vaginas rent free

[Anonymous No.53498006]

What are some good high yield bond ETF's worth investing in?

[Anonymous No.53498007]

>>53497910
>>53497938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQgu0MpnKq8

[Anonymous No.53498016]

>>53497989
Muslim rape of ytwymyn is the only based thing left in the west

[Anonymous No.53498019]

>>53497973

[Anonymous No.53498024]

>>53497989
No, only Jewish supremacists hate you, as they hate all goyim

[Anonymous No.53498032]

>>53498006
HYG and JNK are pretty large and liquid, which is helpful if you want to use calls/puts to lever up so they have equity-tier price action.

[Anonymous No.53498044]

>>53497987
It's okay, I've been there. The though of missed gains really fucks with you so I understand. Next time, when you go into another day, think about how you're gonna make money not how you're going to try to make the money you missed the day earlier. This literally got me out of my slump

[Anonymous No.53498052]

>>53498006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGY8r4mggPw

[Anonymous No.53498059]

>>53498019
I gotta pay my phone bill to be able to call that number. I'm gonna gamble my last phone bill money on 0DTE calls

[Anonymous No.53498060]

when are NVDA earnings? and when are (You) going to make a new thread?

[Anonymous No.53498073]

>>53498060
Not until the 22nd, apparently: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/NVDA

[Anonymous No.53498080]

>>53498044
Aye aye capn, still bullish on TSLA but this was definitely a short sighted play on my behalf. Oh well, we'll see what the rest of the week brings. Like I said earlier, I should've held those 145 calls longer. What you got riding today

Also, checked again.

[Anonymous No.53498081]

>>53498073
jesus fuck thats so far out.

[Anonymous No.53498084]

>>53498060
I don't know how to make a newthread.

[Anonymous No.53498093]

new
>>53498085
>>53498085
>>53498085

[Anonymous No.53498096]

>>53498016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

[Anonymous No.53498103]

>>53498093
beautiful thread, very well baked

[Anonymous No.53498117]

I just liquidated my entire portfolio and reinvested what I had left in Equity Funds. I'm going for the long play. Fuck this short term gambling shit.

[Anonymous No.53498141]

>>53497917
You just wanted the VIX to stay pinned at 18. Until you get that faggot Biden out of office, February will be a period of risk

[Anonymous No.53498198]

>>53498093
Based not baggot bake