/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53488345]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>53484715

[Anonymous No.53488355]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.53488362]

I feel disgusted with myself for saying this but...INDA might actually be a buy.

[Anonymous No.53488367]

they are accumulating
they know whats coming

[Anonymous No.53488372]

let's try to be nicer to each other in this thread

[Anonymous No.53488377]

>>53488372
Ok fren

[Anonymous No.53488388]

Post your losses you stupid fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.53488394]

asia/australia futures down 1.3% on open. Dollar up 0.55%. Looks like a bloody monday.

[Anonymous No.53488400]

>>53488367
I'm ready for the rollercoaster.
I won't sell a single share of this forbidden ticker.

[Anonymous No.53488405]

>>53488388
>Jan 9th NVDA was $156
>Today it is $203

LOL

[Anonymous No.53488406]

>>53488372
No I’m not done bitching about Spokane, I need to get my bleed pressure down though before I post about it again

[Anonymous No.53488411]

1/4

[Anonymous No.53488413]

>>53488405
>>53488388
nvdia still seems overbought.

[Anonymous No.53488414]

>>53488372
Its literally just the fucken Indian scammer who shits himself in every thread.

[Anonymous No.53488416]

>>53488405

>down 2k
>le epic bull ownage!!!!!!!!!!

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53488418]

>>53488406
have any of you Spokane methheads ever run into Lucas Werner, the Lilac City's most famous son?

[Anonymous No.53488421]

>>53488411
2/4

[Anonymous No.53488423]

the line will go up because i saw it in my dreams.
this is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.53488428]

I hope you guys are buying

[Anonymous No.53488429]

I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.53488431]

careful with the alcohol bros. after a couple decades of drinking, my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be.
buy upro btw

[Anonymous No.53488442]

Tesla has been guiding 50% CAGR over a long horizon starting 2020 as a base. Chart on page 26.

2020: 500k
2021: 750k
2022: 1.125m
2023: 1.688m (guiding more than 50% CAGR in 2023 to 1.8 million)

[Anonymous No.53488443]

Kek this guy puts up nature pictures to try and forget he's in a windowless office. Office cucks crack me up.

[Anonymous No.53488444]

>>53488421
3/4

[Anonymous No.53488454]

you get to use one (1) indicator max on your charts moving forward. what's her name, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53488459]

>>53488454
200-day moving average.

[Anonymous No.53488461]

>>53488416
>2k
I'm thinking it's a lot more than that.

[Anonymous No.53488465]

>>53488444
4/4

[Anonymous No.53488468]

>>53488443
Still that's one uh bland looking office. Is anyone even using that anymore cause it don't look it.

[Anonymous No.53488475]

Ding ding ding!
How'd you do today?

[Anonymous No.53488476]

>>53488405
>>53488388
now that he took the brunt of the losses i can start my own NVDA puts.

[Anonymous No.53488482]

>>53488454
30 second moving average

[Anonymous No.53488487]

>>53488454
bollinger bands

[Anonymous No.53488488]

Wwyd?

[Anonymous No.53488489]

First loan payments started coming in. Another 6 due this week
>$.97 paid to me
>$24.52 out of $25 principle left
>$.49 of interest paid
>$.48 of principle paid

[Anonymous No.53488493]

>>53488454
>charts
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53488496]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53488497]

>>53488489
This borrower has a lower rate

[Anonymous No.53488499]

>>53488454
a moon phase calendar

[Anonymous No.53488501]

>PASTS

[Anonymous No.53488502]

>>53488454
only 1? keltner channel
close second VWAP

[Anonymous No.53488504]

>>53488454
cryptic messaging in my dreams

[Anonymous No.53488505]

>nat gas down 5%
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53488510]

>>53488488
Lmao.
That money will be gone within the year.

[Anonymous No.53488511]

>>53488489

[Anonymous No.53488514]

>>53488362

>INDA

Lmk when their average IQ isn't 75. Plus literally every halfway intelligent Pajeet gtfo of India the first chance they get. Indian superpower = never happening.

Better chances in SEA or Mexico or smth in SA.

[Anonymous No.53488516]

at this point brap bros should probably invest in rope

[Anonymous No.53488526]

>>53488514
India is probably going to be the new China since China is too unpredictable. I get your point though.

[Anonymous No.53488533]

>>53488475

That's not funny.

Anyways make sure to take profits before the CPI print crypto nigger. Stocks are on track to die right around then and your shit is just fin-tech (i.e. growth) which will crash hardest.

[Anonymous No.53488534]

>>53488516
i wonder if cotton futures are inversely correlated with nat gas futures

[Anonymous No.53488538]

>>53488454
RSI

[Anonymous No.53488551]

>>53488514
>Mexico
Ay, this gringo's seen MEXX.

[Anonymous No.53488553]

>>53488533
cope lol bears across all asset classes are fucking dead this year and they find out this week

[Anonymous No.53488559]

>>53488534
cotton isn't on anon's correlation chart so I wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.53488560]

stocktwits BOIL page is great on days like this

[Anonymous No.53488561]

Guys what happens if the Eagles win the superbowl, they're Jim Cramer's favorite team

[Anonymous No.53488584]

>>53488560
Thanks for playing reddit.

[Anonymous No.53488602]

>>53488516
>2.673 US dollarinos per MMBTU
wow RIP
EQT has wells that are marginally economical at these levels, little guys will get rekt

[Anonymous No.53488607]

>>53488514
That whole IQ "study" you racist polturds use? Completely destroyed by taleb
The funny thing is you're more likely to be lower IQ than a poo

[Anonymous No.53488609]

>>53488560
THE
WEATHER
IS
COLD

[Anonymous No.53488617]

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1674411778684081.webm

[Anonymous No.53488619]

>>53488607
Please don't use Western markets, thanks jeet. You are a super pooper afterall.

[Anonymous No.53488624]

>>53488607
>Completely destroyed by taleb
source?

[Anonymous No.53488626]

i've averaged my cost on BOIL down to $12
and i will keep buying until i make it.

[Anonymous No.53488633]

>>53488454
Volume profile

[Anonymous No.53488636]

Hello, Israel. Whaaat's happening?

Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and drone strike Iran tomorrow. So if you could hit another refinery around... 9:30 that would be grrrrreat. Mmkay?

Oh, oh! And I almost forgot. Uh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and strike the gulf states on Tuesday too. Kay? We, uh, lost some oil gains this week and uh... we need to sort of play catch up.

Thanks!

[Anonymous No.53488637]

>>53488619
No such thing, faggot honkaloid, all markets are global. You're on the wrong board, kill yourself outta here.

[Anonymous No.53488639]

>>53488465

I'm sorry Frank Wilson, but you fucked up your zee puts timing this time. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.53488648]

Stocktwits cracks me up.

[Anonymous No.53488656]

>>53488624
https://medium.com/incerto/iq-is-largely-a-pseudoscientific-swindle-f131c101ba39

[Anonymous No.53488658]

>>53488345
>>53488367
>>53488372
>>53488388
>>53488406
>>53488418
>>53488423
>>53488429
>>53488442
>>53488443
>>53488454
>>53488468
>>53488488
>>53488493
>>53488561
>>53488584
>>53488617
>>53488626
>>53488633
>>53488639
>1pbtid
You gotta be fucking kidding.

[Anonymous No.53488661]

>>53488637
Are you getting worked up? Remember to wash your hands before replying to this post, wouldn't wanna get shit on the keyboard.

[Anonymous No.53488681]

what's going on with gold futes?

[Anonymous No.53488684]

>Another weekend of no Rocker update
And you wanted to be in my will?
I thought you were my hamchad brother.

[Anonymous No.53488685]

>>53488658
God, I keep forgetting to post only once so I can get these sweet (you)s. shit.

[Anonymous No.53488686]

>>53488658
>1pbtid
You can fuck off back to pol too

>>53488661
Are you hurt that you can't prove me wrong?
Honkaloids like you have far worse problems with toilet hygiene btw

[Anonymous No.53488691]

Are futures open? I don't see anyone freaking out

[Anonymous No.53488693]

>>53488648
ZIM is actually a good bet here if Sal Mercogliano's prediction of a merger with Maersk happens.

[Anonymous No.53488704]

>>53488681
Structural Chinese bid this year.

[Anonymous No.53488708]

ASX chads wtf do I buy with $2k

[Anonymous No.53488710]

>>53488691
It's going to hyper crab until fomc then it will violently dump afterwords.

[Anonymous No.53488712]

>>53488708
chinese companies

[Anonymous No.53488721]

>>53488691
Cause there's no action, until you look at oil, gold, annnnnd nat gas:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://www.investing.com/commodities/real-time-futures

[Anonymous No.53488736]

No but seriously, lmao @ BOIL baggies

[Anonymous No.53488738]

>>53488704
elaborate

[Anonymous No.53488742]

Spot natty gas has just about converged with the march contract. Sounds like longing the back contract might be profitable. Too bad BOIL is full retard with which contracts they load up on.

[Anonymous No.53488746]

>>53488712
>chinese companies
no.

[Anonymous No.53488747]

hm - interesting open

[Anonymous No.53488767]

>>53488693
ZIM is a good bet since shipping is going back to normal. They'll probably announce another 50% special dividend within the next month.

>>53488736
Fuck. That's brutal. RIP.

[Anonymous No.53488772]

>>53488617
imagine the smell of her ricefart impregnated thong at the end of a long, harrrd day
mmmmmm

[Anonymous No.53488780]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53488804]

>>53488345
I don't know if its legit, but apparently there's a new Tiktok trend of zoomers committing bank fraud with obvious scams. Like we are talking 50k approvals for (((LLC))) that only existed for 1 month.

Will this shit have an impact on stocks in the future or nah?

[Anonymous No.53488805]

>>53488738
Look at the charts. Feel the price action. Examine the candles around market open.

And also read the gazillion articles out there about PBOC buying.

[Anonymous No.53488814]

>>53488691

I was too busy being (justifiably) racist against Indians and chugging coffee, sorry.

>>53488681

Not much really. But gold with probly do well for a while here until the 5% rates really start to bite and we get clear deflation. Then it will be tough times for everything but gold will probly not be too bad to hold comparatively. Not much worse than cash.

Myself I'd rather surf the Kali Yuga, i.e. and stack cash to short the dump, then go for the max-upside metals when we're at peak fear: Uranium, Silver, Aluminum, Copper, Platinum. Later this year though, to be clear.

[Anonymous No.53488829]

Uranium Kings..... It is our time

[Anonymous No.53488840]

what was that jewish space stock rocker was shilling last year?

[Anonymous No.53488846]

>>53488814
None of that’s going to happen bro. It’s over. We’re back to business as usual. Everything is fake.

[Anonymous No.53488852]

>>53488840
SIDU. Ahh, I made a lot of money off that one. Held out for the 8x.

[Anonymous No.53488854]

>>53488814
it's jumping from -.01% to +.80% lol, jnug bros rise up

[Anonymous No.53488856]

>>53488418
Had a roommate in college. His name was Nels Luke Werner, originally from Colorado Springs. He had the HIV and went to bathhouses. I was astounded, asked "how could you?"
He said, "it's their choice to wear rubbers, or not..."
Apparently there's not a lot of talking going on at bathhouses?
I still don't understand these people

[Anonymous No.53488859]

>>53488840
SIDU

[Anonymous No.53488867]

>>53488658
Meds

[Anonymous No.53488877]

fellas, if we're expecting bear with this inflation shit and the fed just dragging out the inevitable. As a first timer how do you deal with buying low when they have circuit breakers in place? Stocks fall then they just lock out the market so you can't buy low? Just wait until they open again and hope it drops some more and try and make your buys in between those windows?

[Anonymous No.53488879]

>>53488510
Yup, especially when there's a chance that inflation will spike up again and food/gas goes up too kek

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53488883]

bitcoin up big over the weekend, that is extremely bullish for the stock market

[Anonymous No.53488884]

It's so fucking annoying that everything started to rally and get wild as soon I quit trading. Wtf? Are the jews trying to rope me back in? I'm finally back in the green after 8 fucking months

[Anonymous No.53488890]

Alright guys, if you could only long one stock.
No etfs
No leverage
No shorts
One legitimate stock you had to go all in and hold for 10 years. What would you pick?
Mine would be TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53488892]

>>53488877
bottom confirmed

[Anonymous No.53488896]

Honkaloids. You will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.53488903]

>futures
boollish, for my puts that is

[Anonymous No.53488917]

>>53488890
Intel

[Anonymous No.53488925]

>>53488780
a poser until he stops gamestops' nonstop cashburn

[Anonymous No.53488926]

>>53488890
MRNA

[Anonymous No.53488932]

>>53488890
INTC no question

[Anonymous No.53488933]

mikuru sofuto
(hee hee!)

[Anonymous No.53488938]

>>53488896
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna16157113
Kek

[Anonymous No.53488941]

>>53488890
CELH

[Anonymous No.53488945]

>>53488840
Ah yes SIDU, the one with the female CEO. I hope you guys sold at the right time. It was an obvious PND. I actually visited my parents today because I had to use my dad's garage to change my oil. I asked him if that guy ever shilled anything else after that and he said no. Guy is probably a dirty baggie now.

[Anonymous No.53488947]

>>53488938
>its real

[Anonymous No.53488953]

I'm all in on a 180 TSLA call. My last bit of money

[Anonymous No.53488951]

>>53488890
NAK

[Anonymous No.53488957]

>>53488938
>CRBP pajeet BTFO

[Anonymous No.53488960]

>>53488607
>destroyed by a dumb Arab who's seething that his fellow Arabs have IQs in the 80s

[Anonymous No.53488963]

You gays are alright.
Just as a heads up, don't come to the market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53488971]

>>53488938
>INDIANS BTFO

[Anonymous No.53488972]

>>53488941
Holy fuck I had that at $9. Wtf lol. Monster #2.

[Anonymous No.53488978]

>>53488890
Intel

[Anonymous No.53488985]

>>53488890
MNST

[Anonymous No.53488986]

>>53488960
Ok keep seething honkaloid

[Anonymous No.53488987]

>>53488978
Intel is going to be a literal penny stock before too long.

[Anonymous No.53488995]

>>53488972
never doubt the power of caffeine addiction, I want to buy in but not at this price.

[Anonymous No.53488996]

3 for INTC? Is this an inside joke?

[Anonymous No.53489002]

>>53488890
NVO. The world will only get older, fatter, and more diabetic.

[Anonymous No.53489001]

>>53488890
tesla will be hurting when all this green initiative shit gets pulled, their competition has caught up these last few years and is undercutting them with cheaper prices, only thing they have going for them is their supercharger network and the popularity of Musk. If Ukraine continues it'll end them even faster to lubricate the oil and nat gas reapplications

[Anonymous No.53489006]

>>53488890
intel

[Anonymous No.53489020]

>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-29/government-to-introduce-australian-content-quotas/101904882
Bluey bros, we won...

[Anonymous No.53489023]

>>53488431
I hear you and appreciate the advice. I am now living the monk life. No more whores, no more sluts, no more booze. It has been a year so far and I am feeling a lot better but sometimes looking at some of the shitty things online makes me want to start drinking again. I now focus on trying to make good investments and not do stupid things but those are all hard habits to break.

[Anonymous No.53489034]

>>53488890
Given the parameters of this exercise, the objective is clearly to pick the company most likely to still be in business in 10 years. A secondary concern is the potential upside.
With that in mind, I would pick FDX or maybe MSFT
A lot of the "staples" companies are pretty heavily leveraged which could end poorly with further rate hikes, otherwise would have picked one of those

[Anonymous No.53489037]

>>53488987
they're one of two companies that run their own x86 silicon wafer fabs. Intel is sending theirs to the US too, if China and Asian trade suffers anymore they'll have the home field advantage. If Taiwan goes the way of Ukraine then AMD is threatened quick. Even if everything goes AMD's way and china becuase a submissive little kitten Intel will still remain as a pepsi to coke, it'll still sell in a duopoly market.

[Anonymous No.53489046]

>>53488963
I always knew tiktok was satanic

[Anonymous No.53489049]

>>53488454
ATR.

[Anonymous No.53489058]

>>53488951
>NAK
holy based

[Anonymous No.53489061]

>>53488938
Wait, even asian dicks are bigger than poo's on average? Damn that's crazy

[Anonymous No.53489069]

>>53488846

So you could say we're.... returning to normal? Interesting.

[Anonymous No.53489072]

>>53488890
KO

[Anonymous No.53489088]

>>53488648
Top fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.53489089]

>>53489061
Poos are Asian, bro. Some of the northern mones are brown caucasoids, but most of them are of Asian descent.

[Anonymous No.53489110]

>>53488890
SKYT easily

[Anonymous No.53489117]

>>53489089
Fuck your stupid UK definition. Asians are asians and poos are shitskins indians.

[Anonymous No.53489121]

>>53488454
Astral Projection

[Anonymous No.53489125]

>>53489069
When I look around, I don’t see anything out of the ordinary. There’s traffic all day. The shopping centers are packed with people. Starbucks has a line around the building. Most people I know just got 22% raises over the next 3 years. No one I know has lost a house or even asked to borrow money. Literally nothing is happening. I don’t hear or see it anywhere outside of headlines and peoples mouths as they parrot whatever the box tells them.

[Anonymous No.53489152]

>>53489117
Some came from Asia: Mongoloid
Some came from Africa: Nigger
Some came from Iran: Caucasoid
It’s so easy to tell by looking at them which branch they’re from.

[Anonymous No.53489154]

>1 in 5 chance of a soft landing, bottom is in
>1 in 5 chance of a hard landing that will be one for the books in terms of economic disaster (S&P below 3k)
>3 in 5 chance of a moderate, short lived recession as tech adjusts to the new monetary policy (retest our bottoms, no lower than 3300)
What do you guys think? I think inflation will be sticky but I'm becoming increasingly skeptical of this mass economic disaster. Inflation is coming under control, tech is adjusting to the end of free money, and it seems that consumers have beem fucked enough. Everyday that the S&P crabs around this 200MA is another day that I just really doubt this OH MAN BIG ECONOMIC RECESSION S&P IS FUCKED narrative is happening. I hate to parrot this but there are far too many retards calling for catastrophe. I think one is in the books but more because of an energy shortage and that could really go either way. It's got similar vibes to everyone who shilled the covid crash as never ending or goldfags convincing you hyperinflation was here and you need to buy the top of gold to be protected.

[Anonymous No.53489156]

Got off the phone with my sister. Seems they spent a load at the vet. Their dog got plugged up somehow. (couldn't shat). So I guess the vet gave it some exlax or something to make it shat. They blew over 1000 on whatever it was to make the dog shat again. I was like "uh couldn't you just go to the local pharmacy and get some otc exlax and give it to the dog instead. Be cheaper" She didn't say nothing. I dunno even if that would've worked to be honest.

[Anonymous No.53489158]

>>53488890
Lowes

[Anonymous No.53489159]

>>53489023
>looking at some of the shitty things online makes me want to start drinking again
The most rebellious thing you can do is live simply and happily

[Anonymous No.53489165]

>>53489156
I had to do that too. They injected fluids under his skin and he eventually shit out the chew toys he ate. The fibers are terrible for them. They can die from it.

[Anonymous No.53489178]

>>53489158
Not HD? Why do you like Lowe’s more? Aristocrat ?

[Anonymous No.53489180]

>>53488890
chick-fil-a, why isnt their stock made public. fuck them

[Anonymous No.53489182]

>>53489156
I think dogs have sent glands back there that get plugged up sometimes. If that is what happened they probably could have fixed it with a rubber glove and their finger.

[Anonymous No.53489183]

How do people launch successful businesses that make them atleast 7 fig rich? How does it seem like certain people are able to find a niche and make a good product/service? I kind of believe the schizo stuff but starting to believe there is some order to things, like you need to network but to network you need to be giving some kind of karma vibes to people you are networking with like some trust. But you need to have some mindset around monetizing something that seems cant be monetized. Its like you have to literally "hack" the matrix to get in the right mindset and never be content in your place.

[Anonymous No.53489188]

>>53489154
>I think inflation will be sticky
I hope inflation will be sticky.

t. OIL baron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

[Anonymous No.53489190]

>>53489183
>How do people launch successful businesses that make them atleast 7 fig rich?
Start 10-20 years ago

[Anonymous No.53489193]

Why is bluglass up today?

[Anonymous No.53489194]

>>53489188
Oil sissies will kneel to big uranium cock

[Anonymous No.53489197]

>>53488890
ENB.TO
I'm already doing that though

[Anonymous No.53489201]

>>53489154
we have already corrected to below the mean. time to make money while everyone is shitting their pants thinking the bottom will fall out like they did for the entire coof rally
>this time it will be different
no

[Anonymous No.53489206]

theyre still hoarding plastic with rising costs of living

[Anonymous No.53489207]

>>53489194
$50/pound today, $50/pound tomorrow, $50/pound forever!

[Anonymous No.53489215]

>>53489194
England won't even approve their stupid SMR's nobody is in a hurry to transition to nuclear

[Anonymous No.53489227]

>>53489183
https://www.amazon.com/Millionaire-Fastlane-Crack-Wealth-Lifetime/dp/0984358102

Deliver a service worth $10 of profit to 100,000 people. Bam, you have a million bucks.

[Anonymous No.53489231]

>>53489206
At least my shit will retain better value than theirs in 10 years

[Anonymous No.53489236]

I’d like to thank you all for participating in my survey. I appreciate the responses.

[Anonymous No.53489240]

>>53489207
>>53489215
Nope. Existing future contracts are all expiring at once. More uranium reactors coming online as Japan restarts its nuclear program. It's gonna go... Nuclear... Hehe. The bottom is basically in for nuclear and if you aren't buying uranium you're a fucking dumb monkey

[Anonymous No.53489242]

>>53489231
isn't magic dumping bc of mismanagement?

[Anonymous No.53489260]

>>53488607
Seething brown bands wrote this

[Anonymous No.53489298]

>>53489260
Smg being mean to poos is a natural immune response to foreign invaders. If another poos infect smg, they will begin shilling penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.53489300]

Okay, so this is OBVIOUSLY the bottom for natgas price. I'm absolutely looking at BOIL, this next trading week.

[Anonymous No.53489311]

>>53489300
I bought some calls

[Anonymous No.53489312]

>>53489231
I'd dump that before it crashes. No one gives a shit about magic anymore.

[Anonymous No.53489319]

>>53488890
Cameco for a 5 year hold.

[Anonymous No.53489325]

>>53488890
APPL

[Anonymous No.53489326]

>>53488890
Meta

[Anonymous No.53489333]

>>53489300
I was outside yesterday in a t-shirt and shorts. Don't forget commodities can, in fact, go negative.

[Anonymous No.53489339]

>>53488963
Its not a cyberdemon, but ill take it

[Anonymous No.53489346]

>>53488454
your id

[Anonymous No.53489370]

>>53489240
what are some good uranium tickers?

[Anonymous No.53489373]

>>53489242
Yes, horribly. It's 1/3 of HAS profit

>>53489312
I still like the game even if I don't play it anymore. It'll be nice to look back and remember it. At a certain point, even those shitty boxes will become old and rare.

[Anonymous No.53489376]

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

[Anonymous No.53489398]

>>53489236
INTC
CCJ
ENB
AAPL
META
FEDX
MSFT
SKYT
LOWE
KO
ATR
NVO
NAK
MNST
CELH
MRNA

Ok smg I’m making a watchlist starting tomorrow. Let’s see how we do

[Anonymous No.53489410]

>>53489370
I just by the etf URNM. CCJ is the biggest pure play probably.

[Anonymous No.53489413]

>>53489398
I’m definitely picking up INTC

[Anonymous No.53489415]

>>53489311
Smart move. Bottom isn't that far; if not already in.
>>53489333
awful take.
filtered
>>53489370
CCJ
UUUU
U.UN

[Anonymous No.53489443]

>>53489376
>better than expected, fudged on paper, but not in reality

[Anonymous No.53489467]

Sup smiggers
https://youtu.be/8ClyXbLv7pA

[Anonymous No.53489491]

>>53489376
Bullshit but I believe it

[Anonymous No.53489494]

>>53489370
EU and GLO recently were added to NYSE if you're looking for alternatives to UUUU.

[Anonymous No.53489511]

>>53489183
>be jew
>network with other jews
>get interest free loans/obscure .gov contracts/etc
>get fellow jews to shill/hype your operation

intense nepotism is the only way you "launch a successful 7 figure business" these days

[CKSS No.53489542]

https://voca.ro/14r9IV90V0dd

[Anonymous No.53489555]

>>53488421
Biden has only released 165 million barrels Since 2020. For reference, global consumption is 99 million A DAY. And there’s still 235 million barrels of oil left in the reserve. He could start dipping into the spr again no problem. But it’s not clear to me that it actually affects the market.

[Anonymous No.53489584]

>>53489542
You had me at poop vagina

[Anonymous No.53489618]

>>53489398
Put me in the screenshot!
These are my predictions based on correlation:

>if market goes up, these will probably go up too
INTC, ENB, AAPL, META, MSFT, LOW, ATR, NAK

>if market goes down, these will probably go up
MNST, CELH

>wildcards
CCJ, FEDX, SKYT, KO, NVO, MRNA

[Anonymous No.53489642]

>>53489618
The last good screenshot /smg/ had was rapemkid

[Anonymous No.53489687]

>>53489642
Lmao during the siga $17 call fiasco

[Anonymous No.53489693]

Just got off a ban LFG

[Anonymous No.53489702]

The first thing NATO will do is bomb Russia's pipeline infrastructure in Siberia. Even if the war were to end quickly and Russia brought in Western oil companies to help rebuild its wells, it would take 10-15 years to bring most of them back online. Same thing happened after the fall of the USSR, their Siberian wells froze up due to supply chain issues and lack of parts. They brought in US oil services to help fix the problem, had to drill completely new wells and reroute pipelines.

Oil will go to $250 easy in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.53489703]

>>53489687
I ended up longing CMRX and making a few hundred bucks; but I'm still holding 200 shares for December for reasoned unrelated to mpox, they have some other cancer drug or something in the pipeline

[Anonymous No.53489711]

>>53489702
and nato wants high oil prices because???

[Anonymous No.53489713]

>>53489711
Wealth destruction, duh

[Anonymous No.53489722]

>>53489703
Are you siga call anon or were you just around for that?

[Anonymous No.53489724]

>>53489711
They want to destroy Russia. The war is escalating.

[Anonymous No.53489737]

>>53489398
The ticker for Lowe's is "LOW"

[Anonymous No.53489741]

>>53489722
I just happened to be around for that. Independently I ended up going for CMRX and later found out about SIGA.

[Anonymous No.53489744]

>>53489722
I remember posting the DD for SIGA and then seeing that anon throw his entire life savings into that call the next day.
To this day I don’t know why. He thought it was going to go that high in like a day.

[Anonymous No.53489749]

So that shit happening with Israel and Iran will make markets dump hard, or just a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.53489752]

>>53489744
Everybody is responsible for their own trades. He didn't DYOR and had poor risk management and paid the price

[Anonymous No.53489759]

I'm not good enough

[Anonymous No.53489784]

>>53488488
After taxes I'd set myself up with a nice divvy paying account to pull in ~80-90k per year, buy a house in an area I like, and figure out the least taxable way to gift my parents and siblings divvy accounts that land under the preferred dividend tax cutoff.
Then I'd gamble the rest on the market and start gifting other important people in my life.

[Anonymous No.53489790]

>>53488890
ALB

[Anonymous No.53489831]

>>53489376
When jpow no longer needs to use toilet paper because bankers are lining up to use their tongue to clean his taint is when cuts will happen. FED has had enough of markets taper tantrum. Fed is also only 3.5% through running off their balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.53489836]

>>53489744
$90,000 lmao

[Anonymous No.53489848]

>>53489749
What thing with Israel and Iran?

[Anonymous No.53489855]

I'm buying puts and calls for $CALM, shit going down with egg factories even got normies spooked.

[Anonymous No.53489862]

>>53489848
>Iran has a 5.9 magnitude earthquake
>Israel suspects underground nuclear tests
>7-10 strategic places in Iran (ammo stockpiles, factories) immediately get bombed
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53489872]

>>53489862
But the media didnt cover it so did it really happen?

[Anonymous No.53489875]

>>53489848
>>53489862
Has more to do with Iran supplying Russia with drones and weapons. US/EU just put in sanctions a few days ago because of this, now the bombing.

[Anonymous No.53489900]

i can either buy more stock or finance a new car under $30k so cost of borrowing would only be around $4k

but i keep getting the feel that this will set me back a lot.. should i wait until i have 200k+ first so it wont impact my compound gains as much? right now im only almost 100k

[Anonymous No.53489903]

>>53489875
I just get the biggest boner watching the democrats pull the mask off as the military industrial complexes drones that everyone knew they were.
>diamonds

[Anonymous No.53489911]

>>53488454
repeating post digits

[Anonymous No.53489919]

>>53489903
THREAD THEME NIGGAS
https://youtu.be/1x29OOt8-rc

[Anonymous No.53489940]

>>53488454
My seeing stone

[Anonymous No.53489945]

>>53489862
Didn't think they were anywhere close to a bomb after all their enrichment scientists kept getting killed.

[Anonymous No.53489951]

>>53489919
NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS
NIGGASNIGGAS
NIGGAS
ONY BUILT OR CUBAN LINX

[Anonymous No.53489968]

>>53489951
PULL UP NIGGA
NIGGAS B NIGGAS
NIGGAS NIGGAS NIGGAS
NIGGAS (HOOK X24)

[Anonymous No.53489973]

A challenger appears.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/dr-jordan-b-peterson-tells-joe-rogan-of-plan-for-alternative-to-world-economic-forum

[Anonymous No.53489984]

>>53489973
Who and who?

[Anonymous No.53489987]

>>53489973
Not challengers but definitely challenged

[Anonymous No.53489994]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53490003]

Poojetas are terrible. However poojetas + arab = extra spicy latina and they are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.53490012]

>futes
I really hope that's going to be another +10% day on TSLA

[Anonymous No.53490025]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/01/27/us-general-minihan-china-war-2025/

[Anonymous No.53490031]

>US 10Y up 9 pips

[Anonymous No.53490032]

>>53489900
is this even a question? if you need a car buy a used one

[Anonymous No.53490036]

>>53489968
NIGGAS NIGGAS
NIGGAS AH WHAT YOU SAY
AH NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGAGAGA AHH NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.53490041]

>>53489994
>webm
in awe and absolute unit-pilled

[Anonymous No.53490047]

>BBBY general is still a thing

Lmao why the fuck

[Anonymous No.53490050]

>>53489862
>suspect
Bro they'd know for sure. Literally historical technology to find subsurface nuclear detonations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmgFG7PUHfo

[Anonymous No.53490055]

>>53489994
Help him you monster
Stop recording and fucking help him

[Anonymous No.53490056]

A +10% week is the bare minimum expectation at this point. Anything lower and we're in a perma-recession.

[Anonymous No.53490059]

>>53488938
DESIGNATED

[Anonymous No.53490072]

>>53488443
>a crashed plane
>"god I wish that was me"
based suicidal thoughts wagie

[Anonymous No.53490079]

>futures
not bouliche

[Anonymous No.53490080]

Good luck this week frens. 2023 is shaping up to be a year for the history books. Filled page by page with blood and tears.
>and for the love of everything holy, help your fucking cat. I hope it shits in your mouth when you sleep
https://youtu.be/gtbbIB776ks

[Anonymous No.53490081]

>>53488505
perfect, just means more to buy

[Anonymous No.53490098]

>>53490080
Can the historic years take a break PLEASE. It's all running together at this point.

[Anonymous No.53490122]

>>53490098
Easy answer: no
Hard answer: also gonna be a no

[Anonymous No.53490127]

>>53490050
Already aware of how FFT's work, was thinking about it today when my coworker was talking about Iran

[Anonymous No.53490134]

>>53490098
Nah senpai, this is a Historic Era. The exact end will only be determined well in the future.

[Anonymous No.53490142]

I like how Adani group did immediately sell off, but the day after the report got flayed by the market. I guess people had to verify their report and start loading up before they made the action.

[Anonymous No.53490157]

>>53490047
Baggies will bag

[Anonymous No.53490165]

>>53490127
Oh, ok I misunderstood. I thought you were just pointing out that it was a convenient excuse and not naming it as fake news like it should be.

[Anonymous No.53490196]

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
https://youtu.be/yfukp1lwCMs

[Anonymous No.53490251]

>>53490032
I paid 26k cash for a brand new car in 2018 and it was a good idea. Used one is around 22k now. New is 33k. I don’t regret it. I’m just going to give it to one of my kids when they start driving.
Times change though. Everything is overpriced now.

[Anonymous No.53490271]

>>53488932
>>53489006
>>53489413
>>53488917
>>53488917
>>53488978
>>53489006
What is with the love for Intel? They appear to be a sinking ship, is there something else to it? Maybe one of those too big to fail type things?

The divi is attractive, but it looks like it will not pay out forever.

[Anonymous No.53490276]

>>53490157
History shows you gotta be in it before it happens. After that you have a chance for a second happening. After that you’re stuck with it for a loooong time to break even or lose it all. Yet people still chase. It’ll never end.

[Anonymous No.53490298]

>>53490271
I bought at $44. I thought I was buying a dip.

[Anonymous No.53490346]

You win some, you lose some. Then again if your holding till your dead you just don't give a shat.

[Anonymous No.53490372]

>Massive Fire Destroys Commercial Egg Farm Belonging To Top US Supplier
>egg futures

[Anonymous No.53490376]

>>53490298

[Anonymous No.53490382]

Classic /smg/ theme songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPM01cbQBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y71iDvCYXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P2qL3qkzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7z6zRbGhfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk

[Anonymous No.53490411]

nigger

[Anonymous No.53490418]

>>53490382
How could you forget:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ZewnDaI50

[Anonymous No.53490420]

>>53490276
Zoomers are desperate, they need 5000% meme stock gains or nothing will help them make it

[Anonymous No.53490424]

>>53490382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXmG7qIDshA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TASxgHYRTQg

[Anonymous No.53490431]

>>53490025
Fuck this paywall bullshit, QRD?

[Anonymous No.53490433]

>>53490165
The way I see it is that certain outcomes will happen. How they happen and how they are explained are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.53490436]

>>53490271
You just have to understand the semis market to get it. It all leads back to ASML

[Anonymous No.53490442]

>>53490382
>>53490418
How could we forget JPOW's Theme https://youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.53490459]

>>53490431
>muh war with China
just more sabre rattling from the lunatics running the west that think starting a world war will save their globalist hold.

[Anonymous No.53490474]

>>53490459
waiting for that first nuke to land so my iodine tablet production company shares skyrocket

[Anonymous No.53490486]

>>53490442
and how could anyone forget this week's upcoming theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

[Anonymous No.53490501]

>>53490474

[Anonymous No.53490504]

>>53489702
I love all the warfags here rooting for war.

The first thing that happens in war is empoverishment, rationing, restrictions of freedom, power outages.

There is a lot of delusion that a total war with Russia will be the same as a safari tour war in Afghanistan.

The stock market will be the least of your worries dude. Go back to playing Call of Duty.

[Anonymous No.53490506]

Oopsie Poopsie
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

[Anonymous No.53490519]

>>53490298
>I actually bought in at a good time for once
it's probably still gonna be good for the long term anon if you hold long enough, Intel will come back

[Anonymous No.53490561]

>>53490501
Me when my moderna calls printed 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.53490584]

Does it seem like the shills are getting more and more desperate?

[Anonymous No.53490589]

>>53490504
there's two levels of war with Russia. Long drawn out proxy war where you fund and arm the Ukies for however long until a peace deal is made or you get North Korea South Korea tensions with a strip of no mans land in Crimea and the Donbass. Or 2nd option NATO go in fight for maybe 4-6 months, someone gets an itchy trigger finger in the Kremlin or the White House ending up in total nuclear armageddon.
NATO tank delivery is making me uneasy.

[Anonymous No.53490594]

2023 isnt looking so hot. i suggest long dated puts. it may be fake and gay for a while, but it will drop. money might not be worth anything.

[Anonymous No.53490601]

>>53490584
The only shill I'm noticing is the SKYT one, but that anon's memes are so pathetic that I don't even think it's desperation.... just retardation

[Anonymous No.53490636]

>>53490601

Maybe I don't know. Maybe it's a bunch of retards who think that every single bear market rally is a return to limitless prosperity. But it sure smells like people wanting to dump their bags at a better price.

[Anonymous No.53490640]

>>53490382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

[Anonymous No.53490641]

what a lazy day today. i'm thinking of shorting TSLA again, seems like the perfect opportunity if it hits resistance at 200. anyone who believes this WW3 bs is dumber than rocks. there's more to be said but its not worth the effort. the people "hungry" for war are the people that will hide and do whatever it takes to not go to war.

[Anonymous No.53490643]

>>53490589
lol there's no war between NATO and Russia but there may be. everyone wants to come up with all of these definitions, but it's time for NATO to either stop being brats or get directly involved. all that's inbetween is bullshit for the media to get excited about. time is on Russia's side as well.

[Anonymous No.53490655]

>A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

SHORT THE SOLAR SYSTEM

[Anonymous No.53490670]

>>53490655
>the red planet
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.53490673]

>>53490584
I mean housing crashed in 2008 because of how the system was hiding shitty mortgage loans inside of bonds they were rating AAA. Modern day financial ruin is going to be more spread out rather than so focused on one major thing falling through. Inflation has everything costing more and killing everyone's savings so people are gonna default on everything from houses to cars to hot tub payments.

[Anonymous No.53490698]

>>53490643

Zalensky already met with blackrock (all jews) to rebuild Ukraine. They already know when the war will be over.

[Anonymous No.53490701]

>>53490643
>but it's time for NATO to either stop being brats or get directly involved
it'd be good for my portfolio, but I don't want it to happen

[Anonymous No.53490727]

That gecko is a cunt.

[Anonymous No.53490741]

>>53490382
come on man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

[Anonymous No.53490750]

>>53490655
>it's real
holy shit short everything

[Anonymous No.53490770]

>>53490701
The US has Ufos. If they wanted to they could end this conflict in an instant. But then they would have to disclose the Ufos.

[Anonymous No.53490778]

>>53490727
The point is, frens and gentleanons, that sneed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Sneed is right.
Sneed works.
Sneed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the shitposter's spirit.
Sneed, in all of its posts -- sneed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of frenkind.
And sneed -- you mark my words -- will not only save /biz/, but that other malfunctioning website called 4chan.

[Anonymous No.53490795]

>>53490778
i'd like to formerly introduce myself
chuck

[Anonymous No.53490807]

>>53490655

DOGE?

[Anonymous No.53490813]

Russia blows Ukraine to hell. Who pays to fix it back up? Why the U.S does of course. Hey why not right. We've been fixing up other countries (sides our own) since uh WWI. Meanwhile oh never mind that our debt has blown past 31 trillion and unless congress jacks the limit come June we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.53490815]

>>53490655

[Anonymous No.53490819]

How are we feeling for tomorrow bros? FOMC jitters or more pamp

[Anonymous No.53490843]

>>53490819

[Anonymous No.53490844]

>>53488890

GEO

[Anonymous No.53490850]

>>53489702
>the alliance must rearm
Which will never happen lmao

[Anonymous No.53490851]

>>53490819
it'll keep crabbing along until state of the union on wednesday I think, then who knows, if sleepy joe falls asleep at the podium or starts having another on of his grandpa dementia episodes talking about a holiday he took in Sri Lanka in the 70s we'll see a solid down trend

[Anonymous No.53490853]

Is the rate hike the 31st or the 1st of February?

[Anonymous No.53490870]

>>53490851
Is anything of note expected from Biden

[Anonymous No.53490884]

>>53490778
extremely based and Sneedon Snecko pilled

[Anonymous No.53490885]

>>53490870
it never is, he'll just talk about Ukraine

[Anonymous No.53490886]

>>53490870
>Is anything of note expected from Biden
not shitting his diapers on live tv

[Anonymous No.53490891]

>>53490851
That idiot has zero correlation with the stock market. He could beat the podium, start rubbing his boomer wrinkled dick all over it, and the market would still go up cuz bls changed how they measure inflation.

[Anonymous No.53490892]

>>53488560
>gambling your lifesavings into leveraged ETN's
almost feel bad for them

[Niefelhiem No.53490902]

>>53490641
yea bro, israel openly bombing iran is nothing. oh and ukraine getting heavy weapons from western nations is nothing, they wont use it haha. oh and NATO saying they are open to fighting russia, they just joke about that. Oh and russia saying theyre going to invade ukraine? hahah thats a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.53490921]

>>53490655
RUN!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53490934]

>>53490931
>>53490931
>>53490931
>>53490931

[Anonymous No.53490980]

>>53490655
bobros I'm thinking we're back