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>> No.53488355
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It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>> No.53488362
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I feel disgusted with myself for saying this but...INDA might actually be a buy.

>> No.53488367
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they are accumulating
they know whats coming

>> No.53488372
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let's try to be nicer to each other in this thread

>> No.53488377

Ok fren

>> No.53488388
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Post your losses you stupid fucking faggot

>> No.53488394

asia/australia futures down 1.3% on open. Dollar up 0.55%. Looks like a bloody monday.

>> No.53488400

I'm ready for the rollercoaster.
I won't sell a single share of this forbidden ticker.

>> No.53488405

>Jan 9th NVDA was $156
>Today it is $203


>> No.53488406
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No I’m not done bitching about Spokane, I need to get my bleed pressure down though before I post about it again

>> No.53488411
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>> No.53488413

nvdia still seems overbought.

>> No.53488414

Its literally just the fucken Indian scammer who shits himself in every thread.

>> No.53488416


>down 2k
>le epic bull ownage!!!!!!!!!!


>> No.53488418

have any of you Spokane methheads ever run into Lucas Werner, the Lilac City's most famous son?

>> No.53488421
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>> No.53488423

the line will go up because i saw it in my dreams.
this is financial advice.

>> No.53488428
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I hope you guys are buying

>> No.53488429
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I'm thinking we're back

>> No.53488431
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careful with the alcohol bros. after a couple decades of drinking, my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be.
buy upro btw

>> No.53488442

Tesla has been guiding 50% CAGR over a long horizon starting 2020 as a base. Chart on page 26.

2020: 500k
2021: 750k
2022: 1.125m
2023: 1.688m (guiding more than 50% CAGR in 2023 to 1.8 million)

>> No.53488443
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Kek this guy puts up nature pictures to try and forget he's in a windowless office. Office cucks crack me up.

>> No.53488444
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you get to use one (1) indicator max on your charts moving forward. what's her name, /smg/?

>> No.53488459

200-day moving average.

>> No.53488461

I'm thinking it's a lot more than that.

>> No.53488465
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>> No.53488468

Still that's one uh bland looking office. Is anyone even using that anymore cause it don't look it.

>> No.53488475
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Ding ding ding!
How'd you do today?

>> No.53488476

now that he took the brunt of the losses i can start my own NVDA puts.

>> No.53488482

30 second moving average

>> No.53488487

bollinger bands

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>> No.53488489
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First loan payments started coming in. Another 6 due this week
>$.97 paid to me
>$24.52 out of $25 principle left
>$.49 of interest paid
>$.48 of principle paid

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>> No.53488497
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This borrower has a lower rate

>> No.53488499
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a moon phase calendar

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>> No.53488502

only 1? keltner channel
close second VWAP

>> No.53488504

cryptic messaging in my dreams

>> No.53488505
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>nat gas down 5%
kek baggies

>> No.53488510

That money will be gone within the year.

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>> No.53488514



Lmk when their average IQ isn't 75. Plus literally every halfway intelligent Pajeet gtfo of India the first chance they get. Indian superpower = never happening.

Better chances in SEA or Mexico or smth in SA.

>> No.53488516

at this point brap bros should probably invest in rope

>> No.53488526

India is probably going to be the new China since China is too unpredictable. I get your point though.

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That's not funny.

Anyways make sure to take profits before the CPI print crypto nigger. Stocks are on track to die right around then and your shit is just fin-tech (i.e. growth) which will crash hardest.

>> No.53488534

i wonder if cotton futures are inversely correlated with nat gas futures

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Ay, this gringo's seen MEXX.

>> No.53488553

cope lol bears across all asset classes are fucking dead this year and they find out this week

>> No.53488559

cotton isn't on anon's correlation chart so I wouldn't know

>> No.53488560
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stocktwits BOIL page is great on days like this

>> No.53488561
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Guys what happens if the Eagles win the superbowl, they're Jim Cramer's favorite team

>> No.53488584
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Thanks for playing reddit.

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>2.673 US dollarinos per MMBTU
wow RIP
EQT has wells that are marginally economical at these levels, little guys will get rekt

>> No.53488607

That whole IQ "study" you racist polturds use? Completely destroyed by taleb
The funny thing is you're more likely to be lower IQ than a poo

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>> No.53488619

Please don't use Western markets, thanks jeet. You are a super pooper afterall.

>> No.53488624

>Completely destroyed by taleb

>> No.53488626

i've averaged my cost on BOIL down to $12
and i will keep buying until i make it.

>> No.53488633

Volume profile

>> No.53488636
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Hello, Israel. Whaaat's happening?

Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and drone strike Iran tomorrow. So if you could hit another refinery around... 9:30 that would be grrrrreat. Mmkay?

Oh, oh! And I almost forgot. Uh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and strike the gulf states on Tuesday too. Kay? We, uh, lost some oil gains this week and uh... we need to sort of play catch up.


>> No.53488637

No such thing, faggot honkaloid, all markets are global. You're on the wrong board, kill yourself outta here.

>> No.53488639


I'm sorry Frank Wilson, but you fucked up your zee puts timing this time. Thanks for playing.

>> No.53488648
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Stocktwits cracks me up.

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You gotta be fucking kidding.

>> No.53488661

Are you getting worked up? Remember to wash your hands before replying to this post, wouldn't wanna get shit on the keyboard.

>> No.53488681

what's going on with gold futes?

>> No.53488684
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>Another weekend of no Rocker update
And you wanted to be in my will?
I thought you were my hamchad brother.

>> No.53488685

God, I keep forgetting to post only once so I can get these sweet (you)s. shit.

>> No.53488686

You can fuck off back to pol too

Are you hurt that you can't prove me wrong?
Honkaloids like you have far worse problems with toilet hygiene btw

>> No.53488691

Are futures open? I don't see anyone freaking out

>> No.53488693

ZIM is actually a good bet here if Sal Mercogliano's prediction of a merger with Maersk happens.

>> No.53488704

Structural Chinese bid this year.

>> No.53488708

ASX chads wtf do I buy with $2k

>> No.53488710

It's going to hyper crab until fomc then it will violently dump afterwords.

>> No.53488712

chinese companies

>> No.53488721
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Cause there's no action, until you look at oil, gold, annnnnd nat gas:

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No but seriously, lmao @ BOIL baggies

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>> No.53488742

Spot natty gas has just about converged with the march contract. Sounds like longing the back contract might be profitable. Too bad BOIL is full retard with which contracts they load up on.

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>chinese companies

>> No.53488747

hm - interesting open

>> No.53488767

ZIM is a good bet since shipping is going back to normal. They'll probably announce another 50% special dividend within the next month.

Fuck. That's brutal. RIP.

>> No.53488772

imagine the smell of her ricefart impregnated thong at the end of a long, harrrd day

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>> No.53488804

I don't know if its legit, but apparently there's a new Tiktok trend of zoomers committing bank fraud with obvious scams. Like we are talking 50k approvals for (((LLC))) that only existed for 1 month.

Will this shit have an impact on stocks in the future or nah?

>> No.53488805

Look at the charts. Feel the price action. Examine the candles around market open.

And also read the gazillion articles out there about PBOC buying.

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I was too busy being (justifiably) racist against Indians and chugging coffee, sorry.


Not much really. But gold with probly do well for a while here until the 5% rates really start to bite and we get clear deflation. Then it will be tough times for everything but gold will probly not be too bad to hold comparatively. Not much worse than cash.

Myself I'd rather surf the Kali Yuga, i.e. and stack cash to short the dump, then go for the max-upside metals when we're at peak fear: Uranium, Silver, Aluminum, Copper, Platinum. Later this year though, to be clear.

>> No.53488829
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Uranium Kings..... It is our time

>> No.53488840

what was that jewish space stock rocker was shilling last year?

>> No.53488846

None of that’s going to happen bro. It’s over. We’re back to business as usual. Everything is fake.

>> No.53488852

SIDU. Ahh, I made a lot of money off that one. Held out for the 8x.

>> No.53488854

it's jumping from -.01% to +.80% lol, jnug bros rise up

>> No.53488856

Had a roommate in college. His name was Nels Luke Werner, originally from Colorado Springs. He had the HIV and went to bathhouses. I was astounded, asked "how could you?"
He said, "it's their choice to wear rubbers, or not..."
Apparently there's not a lot of talking going on at bathhouses?
I still don't understand these people

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>> No.53488877

fellas, if we're expecting bear with this inflation shit and the fed just dragging out the inevitable. As a first timer how do you deal with buying low when they have circuit breakers in place? Stocks fall then they just lock out the market so you can't buy low? Just wait until they open again and hope it drops some more and try and make your buys in between those windows?

>> No.53488879

Yup, especially when there's a chance that inflation will spike up again and food/gas goes up too kek

>> No.53488883
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bitcoin up big over the weekend, that is extremely bullish for the stock market

>> No.53488884

It's so fucking annoying that everything started to rally and get wild as soon I quit trading. Wtf? Are the jews trying to rope me back in? I'm finally back in the green after 8 fucking months

>> No.53488890

Alright guys, if you could only long one stock.
No etfs
No leverage
No shorts
One legitimate stock you had to go all in and hold for 10 years. What would you pick?
Mine would be TSLA.

>> No.53488892

bottom confirmed

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Honkaloids. You will. Learn.

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boollish, for my puts that is

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>> No.53488925

a poser until he stops gamestops' nonstop cashburn

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>> No.53488932

INTC no question

>> No.53488933
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mikuru sofuto
(hee hee!)

>> No.53488938
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Ah yes SIDU, the one with the female CEO. I hope you guys sold at the right time. It was an obvious PND. I actually visited my parents today because I had to use my dad's garage to change my oil. I asked him if that guy ever shilled anything else after that and he said no. Guy is probably a dirty baggie now.

>> No.53488947
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>its real

>> No.53488953

I'm all in on a 180 TSLA call. My last bit of money

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>> No.53488957

>CRBP pajeet BTFO

>> No.53488960

>destroyed by a dumb Arab who's seething that his fellow Arabs have IQs in the 80s

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You gays are alright.
Just as a heads up, don't come to the market tomorrow.

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Holy fuck I had that at $9. Wtf lol. Monster #2.

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>> No.53488986

Ok keep seething honkaloid

>> No.53488987

Intel is going to be a literal penny stock before too long.

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never doubt the power of caffeine addiction, I want to buy in but not at this price.

>> No.53488996

3 for INTC? Is this an inside joke?

>> No.53489002

NVO. The world will only get older, fatter, and more diabetic.

>> No.53489001

tesla will be hurting when all this green initiative shit gets pulled, their competition has caught up these last few years and is undercutting them with cheaper prices, only thing they have going for them is their supercharger network and the popularity of Musk. If Ukraine continues it'll end them even faster to lubricate the oil and nat gas reapplications

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>> No.53489020

Bluey bros, we won...

>> No.53489023
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I hear you and appreciate the advice. I am now living the monk life. No more whores, no more sluts, no more booze. It has been a year so far and I am feeling a lot better but sometimes looking at some of the shitty things online makes me want to start drinking again. I now focus on trying to make good investments and not do stupid things but those are all hard habits to break.

>> No.53489034
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Given the parameters of this exercise, the objective is clearly to pick the company most likely to still be in business in 10 years. A secondary concern is the potential upside.
With that in mind, I would pick FDX or maybe MSFT
A lot of the "staples" companies are pretty heavily leveraged which could end poorly with further rate hikes, otherwise would have picked one of those

>> No.53489037

they're one of two companies that run their own x86 silicon wafer fabs. Intel is sending theirs to the US too, if China and Asian trade suffers anymore they'll have the home field advantage. If Taiwan goes the way of Ukraine then AMD is threatened quick. Even if everything goes AMD's way and china becuase a submissive little kitten Intel will still remain as a pepsi to coke, it'll still sell in a duopoly market.

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I always knew tiktok was satanic

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holy based

>> No.53489061

Wait, even asian dicks are bigger than poo's on average? Damn that's crazy

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So you could say we're.... returning to normal? Interesting.

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Top fucking kek.

>> No.53489089

Poos are Asian, bro. Some of the northern mones are brown caucasoids, but most of them are of Asian descent.

>> No.53489110

SKYT easily

>> No.53489117

Fuck your stupid UK definition. Asians are asians and poos are shitskins indians.

>> No.53489121

Astral Projection

>> No.53489125

When I look around, I don’t see anything out of the ordinary. There’s traffic all day. The shopping centers are packed with people. Starbucks has a line around the building. Most people I know just got 22% raises over the next 3 years. No one I know has lost a house or even asked to borrow money. Literally nothing is happening. I don’t hear or see it anywhere outside of headlines and peoples mouths as they parrot whatever the box tells them.

>> No.53489152

Some came from Asia: Mongoloid
Some came from Africa: Nigger
Some came from Iran: Caucasoid
It’s so easy to tell by looking at them which branch they’re from.

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>1 in 5 chance of a soft landing, bottom is in
>1 in 5 chance of a hard landing that will be one for the books in terms of economic disaster (S&P below 3k)
>3 in 5 chance of a moderate, short lived recession as tech adjusts to the new monetary policy (retest our bottoms, no lower than 3300)
What do you guys think? I think inflation will be sticky but I'm becoming increasingly skeptical of this mass economic disaster. Inflation is coming under control, tech is adjusting to the end of free money, and it seems that consumers have beem fucked enough. Everyday that the S&P crabs around this 200MA is another day that I just really doubt this OH MAN BIG ECONOMIC RECESSION S&P IS FUCKED narrative is happening. I hate to parrot this but there are far too many retards calling for catastrophe. I think one is in the books but more because of an energy shortage and that could really go either way. It's got similar vibes to everyone who shilled the covid crash as never ending or goldfags convincing you hyperinflation was here and you need to buy the top of gold to be protected.

>> No.53489156

Got off the phone with my sister. Seems they spent a load at the vet. Their dog got plugged up somehow. (couldn't shat). So I guess the vet gave it some exlax or something to make it shat. They blew over 1000 on whatever it was to make the dog shat again. I was like "uh couldn't you just go to the local pharmacy and get some otc exlax and give it to the dog instead. Be cheaper" She didn't say nothing. I dunno even if that would've worked to be honest.

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>> No.53489159

>looking at some of the shitty things online makes me want to start drinking again
The most rebellious thing you can do is live simply and happily

>> No.53489165

I had to do that too. They injected fluids under his skin and he eventually shit out the chew toys he ate. The fibers are terrible for them. They can die from it.

>> No.53489178

Not HD? Why do you like Lowe’s more? Aristocrat ?

>> No.53489180

chick-fil-a, why isnt their stock made public. fuck them

>> No.53489182

I think dogs have sent glands back there that get plugged up sometimes. If that is what happened they probably could have fixed it with a rubber glove and their finger.

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How do people launch successful businesses that make them atleast 7 fig rich? How does it seem like certain people are able to find a niche and make a good product/service? I kind of believe the schizo stuff but starting to believe there is some order to things, like you need to network but to network you need to be giving some kind of karma vibes to people you are networking with like some trust. But you need to have some mindset around monetizing something that seems cant be monetized. Its like you have to literally "hack" the matrix to get in the right mindset and never be content in your place.

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>I think inflation will be sticky
I hope inflation will be sticky.

t. OIL baron


>> No.53489190

>How do people launch successful businesses that make them atleast 7 fig rich?
Start 10-20 years ago

>> No.53489193

Why is bluglass up today?

>> No.53489194

Oil sissies will kneel to big uranium cock

>> No.53489197

I'm already doing that though

>> No.53489201

we have already corrected to below the mean. time to make money while everyone is shitting their pants thinking the bottom will fall out like they did for the entire coof rally
>this time it will be different

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theyre still hoarding plastic with rising costs of living

>> No.53489207

$50/pound today, $50/pound tomorrow, $50/pound forever!

>> No.53489215

England won't even approve their stupid SMR's nobody is in a hurry to transition to nuclear

>> No.53489227


Deliver a service worth $10 of profit to 100,000 people. Bam, you have a million bucks.

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At least my shit will retain better value than theirs in 10 years

>> No.53489236
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I’d like to thank you all for participating in my survey. I appreciate the responses.

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Nope. Existing future contracts are all expiring at once. More uranium reactors coming online as Japan restarts its nuclear program. It's gonna go... Nuclear... Hehe. The bottom is basically in for nuclear and if you aren't buying uranium you're a fucking dumb monkey

>> No.53489242

isn't magic dumping bc of mismanagement?

>> No.53489260

Seething brown bands wrote this

>> No.53489298
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Smg being mean to poos is a natural immune response to foreign invaders. If another poos infect smg, they will begin shilling penny stocks.

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Okay, so this is OBVIOUSLY the bottom for natgas price. I'm absolutely looking at BOIL, this next trading week.

>> No.53489311

I bought some calls

>> No.53489312

I'd dump that before it crashes. No one gives a shit about magic anymore.

>> No.53489319

Cameco for a 5 year hold.

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I was outside yesterday in a t-shirt and shorts. Don't forget commodities can, in fact, go negative.

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Its not a cyberdemon, but ill take it

>> No.53489346

your id

>> No.53489370

what are some good uranium tickers?

>> No.53489373

Yes, horribly. It's 1/3 of HAS profit

I still like the game even if I don't play it anymore. It'll be nice to look back and remember it. At a certain point, even those shitty boxes will become old and rare.

>> No.53489376
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>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

>> No.53489398


Ok smg I’m making a watchlist starting tomorrow. Let’s see how we do

>> No.53489410

I just by the etf URNM. CCJ is the biggest pure play probably.

>> No.53489413

I’m definitely picking up INTC

>> No.53489415

Smart move. Bottom isn't that far; if not already in.
awful take.

>> No.53489443

>better than expected, fudged on paper, but not in reality

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Sup smiggers

>> No.53489491

Bullshit but I believe it

>> No.53489494

EU and GLO recently were added to NYSE if you're looking for alternatives to UUUU.

>> No.53489511

>be jew
>network with other jews
>get interest free loans/obscure .gov contracts/etc
>get fellow jews to shill/hype your operation

intense nepotism is the only way you "launch a successful 7 figure business" these days

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>> No.53489555

Biden has only released 165 million barrels Since 2020. For reference, global consumption is 99 million A DAY. And there’s still 235 million barrels of oil left in the reserve. He could start dipping into the spr again no problem. But it’s not clear to me that it actually affects the market.

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You had me at poop vagina

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Put me in the screenshot!
These are my predictions based on correlation:

>if market goes up, these will probably go up too

>if market goes down, these will probably go up


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The last good screenshot /smg/ had was rapemkid

>> No.53489687

Lmao during the siga $17 call fiasco

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Just got off a ban LFG

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The first thing NATO will do is bomb Russia's pipeline infrastructure in Siberia. Even if the war were to end quickly and Russia brought in Western oil companies to help rebuild its wells, it would take 10-15 years to bring most of them back online. Same thing happened after the fall of the USSR, their Siberian wells froze up due to supply chain issues and lack of parts. They brought in US oil services to help fix the problem, had to drill completely new wells and reroute pipelines.

Oil will go to $250 easy in this scenario.

>> No.53489703

I ended up longing CMRX and making a few hundred bucks; but I'm still holding 200 shares for December for reasoned unrelated to mpox, they have some other cancer drug or something in the pipeline

>> No.53489711

and nato wants high oil prices because???

>> No.53489713

Wealth destruction, duh

>> No.53489722

Are you siga call anon or were you just around for that?

>> No.53489724

They want to destroy Russia. The war is escalating.

>> No.53489737

The ticker for Lowe's is "LOW"

>> No.53489741

I just happened to be around for that. Independently I ended up going for CMRX and later found out about SIGA.

>> No.53489744

I remember posting the DD for SIGA and then seeing that anon throw his entire life savings into that call the next day.
To this day I don’t know why. He thought it was going to go that high in like a day.

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So that shit happening with Israel and Iran will make markets dump hard, or just a nothingburger?

>> No.53489752

Everybody is responsible for their own trades. He didn't DYOR and had poor risk management and paid the price

>> No.53489759

I'm not good enough

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After taxes I'd set myself up with a nice divvy paying account to pull in ~80-90k per year, buy a house in an area I like, and figure out the least taxable way to gift my parents and siblings divvy accounts that land under the preferred dividend tax cutoff.
Then I'd gamble the rest on the market and start gifting other important people in my life.

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>> No.53489831

When jpow no longer needs to use toilet paper because bankers are lining up to use their tongue to clean his taint is when cuts will happen. FED has had enough of markets taper tantrum. Fed is also only 3.5% through running off their balance sheet.

>> No.53489836

$90,000 lmao

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What thing with Israel and Iran?

>> No.53489855

I'm buying puts and calls for $CALM, shit going down with egg factories even got normies spooked.

>> No.53489862

>Iran has a 5.9 magnitude earthquake
>Israel suspects underground nuclear tests
>7-10 strategic places in Iran (ammo stockpiles, factories) immediately get bombed
Lol, lmao

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But the media didnt cover it so did it really happen?

>> No.53489875

Has more to do with Iran supplying Russia with drones and weapons. US/EU just put in sanctions a few days ago because of this, now the bombing.

>> No.53489900

i can either buy more stock or finance a new car under $30k so cost of borrowing would only be around $4k

but i keep getting the feel that this will set me back a lot.. should i wait until i have 200k+ first so it wont impact my compound gains as much? right now im only almost 100k

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I just get the biggest boner watching the democrats pull the mask off as the military industrial complexes drones that everyone knew they were.

>> No.53489911

repeating post digits

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My seeing stone

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Didn't think they were anywhere close to a bomb after all their enrichment scientists kept getting killed.

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>> No.53489973
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A challenger appears.


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Who and who?

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Not challengers but definitely challenged

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>> No.53490003

Poojetas are terrible. However poojetas + arab = extra spicy latina and they are dangerous.

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I really hope that's going to be another +10% day on TSLA

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>US 10Y up 9 pips

>> No.53490032

is this even a question? if you need a car buy a used one

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>> No.53490041

in awe and absolute unit-pilled

>> No.53490047

>BBBY general is still a thing

Lmao why the fuck

>> No.53490050

Bro they'd know for sure. Literally historical technology to find subsurface nuclear detonations.

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Help him you monster
Stop recording and fucking help him

>> No.53490056

A +10% week is the bare minimum expectation at this point. Anything lower and we're in a perma-recession.

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>> No.53490072

>a crashed plane
>"god I wish that was me"
based suicidal thoughts wagie

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not bouliche

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Good luck this week frens. 2023 is shaping up to be a year for the history books. Filled page by page with blood and tears.
>and for the love of everything holy, help your fucking cat. I hope it shits in your mouth when you sleep

>> No.53490081

perfect, just means more to buy

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Can the historic years take a break PLEASE. It's all running together at this point.

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Easy answer: no
Hard answer: also gonna be a no

>> No.53490127

Already aware of how FFT's work, was thinking about it today when my coworker was talking about Iran

>> No.53490134

Nah senpai, this is a Historic Era. The exact end will only be determined well in the future.

>> No.53490142

I like how Adani group did immediately sell off, but the day after the report got flayed by the market. I guess people had to verify their report and start loading up before they made the action.

>> No.53490157

Baggies will bag

>> No.53490165

Oh, ok I misunderstood. I thought you were just pointing out that it was a convenient excuse and not naming it as fake news like it should be.

>> No.53490196
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Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

>> No.53490251

I paid 26k cash for a brand new car in 2018 and it was a good idea. Used one is around 22k now. New is 33k. I don’t regret it. I’m just going to give it to one of my kids when they start driving.
Times change though. Everything is overpriced now.

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What is with the love for Intel? They appear to be a sinking ship, is there something else to it? Maybe one of those too big to fail type things?

The divi is attractive, but it looks like it will not pay out forever.

>> No.53490276

History shows you gotta be in it before it happens. After that you have a chance for a second happening. After that you’re stuck with it for a loooong time to break even or lose it all. Yet people still chase. It’ll never end.

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I bought at $44. I thought I was buying a dip.

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You win some, you lose some. Then again if your holding till your dead you just don't give a shat.

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>Massive Fire Destroys Commercial Egg Farm Belonging To Top US Supplier
>egg futures

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>> No.53490382
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Classic /smg/ theme songs

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>> No.53490418

How could you forget:

>> No.53490420

Zoomers are desperate, they need 5000% meme stock gains or nothing will help them make it

>> No.53490424
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>> No.53490431

Fuck this paywall bullshit, QRD?

>> No.53490433

The way I see it is that certain outcomes will happen. How they happen and how they are explained are irrelevant.

>> No.53490436

You just have to understand the semis market to get it. It all leads back to ASML

>> No.53490442

How could we forget JPOW's Theme https://youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

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>muh war with China
just more sabre rattling from the lunatics running the west that think starting a world war will save their globalist hold.

>> No.53490474

waiting for that first nuke to land so my iodine tablet production company shares skyrocket

>> No.53490486

and how could anyone forget this week's upcoming theme

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I love all the warfags here rooting for war.

The first thing that happens in war is empoverishment, rationing, restrictions of freedom, power outages.

There is a lot of delusion that a total war with Russia will be the same as a safari tour war in Afghanistan.

The stock market will be the least of your worries dude. Go back to playing Call of Duty.

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Oopsie Poopsie

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>I actually bought in at a good time for once
it's probably still gonna be good for the long term anon if you hold long enough, Intel will come back

>> No.53490561

Me when my moderna calls printed 2 years ago

>> No.53490584
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Does it seem like the shills are getting more and more desperate?

>> No.53490589

there's two levels of war with Russia. Long drawn out proxy war where you fund and arm the Ukies for however long until a peace deal is made or you get North Korea South Korea tensions with a strip of no mans land in Crimea and the Donbass. Or 2nd option NATO go in fight for maybe 4-6 months, someone gets an itchy trigger finger in the Kremlin or the White House ending up in total nuclear armageddon.
NATO tank delivery is making me uneasy.

>> No.53490594

2023 isnt looking so hot. i suggest long dated puts. it may be fake and gay for a while, but it will drop. money might not be worth anything.

>> No.53490601

The only shill I'm noticing is the SKYT one, but that anon's memes are so pathetic that I don't even think it's desperation.... just retardation

>> No.53490636


Maybe I don't know. Maybe it's a bunch of retards who think that every single bear market rally is a return to limitless prosperity. But it sure smells like people wanting to dump their bags at a better price.

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what a lazy day today. i'm thinking of shorting TSLA again, seems like the perfect opportunity if it hits resistance at 200. anyone who believes this WW3 bs is dumber than rocks. there's more to be said but its not worth the effort. the people "hungry" for war are the people that will hide and do whatever it takes to not go to war.

>> No.53490643

lol there's no war between NATO and Russia but there may be. everyone wants to come up with all of these definitions, but it's time for NATO to either stop being brats or get directly involved. all that's inbetween is bullshit for the media to get excited about. time is on Russia's side as well.

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>A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear


>> No.53490670

>the red planet
oh fuck

>> No.53490673

I mean housing crashed in 2008 because of how the system was hiding shitty mortgage loans inside of bonds they were rating AAA. Modern day financial ruin is going to be more spread out rather than so focused on one major thing falling through. Inflation has everything costing more and killing everyone's savings so people are gonna default on everything from houses to cars to hot tub payments.

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Zalensky already met with blackrock (all jews) to rebuild Ukraine. They already know when the war will be over.

>> No.53490701

>but it's time for NATO to either stop being brats or get directly involved
it'd be good for my portfolio, but I don't want it to happen

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That gecko is a cunt.

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come on man

>> No.53490750

>it's real
holy shit short everything

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The US has Ufos. If they wanted to they could end this conflict in an instant. But then they would have to disclose the Ufos.

>> No.53490778

The point is, frens and gentleanons, that sneed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Sneed is right.
Sneed works.
Sneed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the shitposter's spirit.
Sneed, in all of its posts -- sneed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of frenkind.
And sneed -- you mark my words -- will not only save /biz/, but that other malfunctioning website called 4chan.

>> No.53490795

i'd like to formerly introduce myself

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>> No.53490813

Russia blows Ukraine to hell. Who pays to fix it back up? Why the U.S does of course. Hey why not right. We've been fixing up other countries (sides our own) since uh WWI. Meanwhile oh never mind that our debt has blown past 31 trillion and unless congress jacks the limit come June we're fucked.

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>> No.53490819

How are we feeling for tomorrow bros? FOMC jitters or more pamp

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>> No.53490850

>the alliance must rearm
Which will never happen lmao

>> No.53490851

it'll keep crabbing along until state of the union on wednesday I think, then who knows, if sleepy joe falls asleep at the podium or starts having another on of his grandpa dementia episodes talking about a holiday he took in Sri Lanka in the 70s we'll see a solid down trend

>> No.53490853

Is the rate hike the 31st or the 1st of February?

>> No.53490870

Is anything of note expected from Biden

>> No.53490884

extremely based and Sneedon Snecko pilled

>> No.53490885

it never is, he'll just talk about Ukraine

>> No.53490886

>Is anything of note expected from Biden
not shitting his diapers on live tv

>> No.53490891

That idiot has zero correlation with the stock market. He could beat the podium, start rubbing his boomer wrinkled dick all over it, and the market would still go up cuz bls changed how they measure inflation.

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>gambling your lifesavings into leveraged ETN's
almost feel bad for them

>> No.53490902

yea bro, israel openly bombing iran is nothing. oh and ukraine getting heavy weapons from western nations is nothing, they wont use it haha. oh and NATO saying they are open to fighting russia, they just joke about that. Oh and russia saying theyre going to invade ukraine? hahah thats a nothingburger.

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bobros I'm thinking we're back