/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53473300]

Belle Époque edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9UEZdAnnt8&list=PLSXINdSn1dzXcrlZkoFHVfJzWEjInzoQe

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53473304]

First for no pivot.

[Anonymous No.53473318]

>>53473304
the real pivot is the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.53473327]

>>53473304
Literally 0% chance they pivot.

[Anonymous No.53473330]

It’s weird how you dread getting older but then when you realize what’s important to you in life you start enjoying yourself more than you did in your 20s.
Funny feeling. I had my awakening at 32. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.53473341]

>>53473327

[Anonymous No.53473342]

>>53473327
stop posting this bitch. you bitch

[Anonymous No.53473346]

>>53473327
lmao just noticed that they have only one beer and they're sharing it

[Anonymous No.53473358]

>>53473327
they already started to lower their interest rate increases. Don't you know that lowering the rate increases is pivoting? The pivot already happened. SPY 5500 by February 3rd.

[Anonymous No.53473361]

>>53473330
I also believe women do not experience this in return for having life much easier in their 20s (in western countries).
I’m also unmarried and see my family often, I’m sure that helps.

[Anonymous No.53473362]

>>53473319
I think its because the german recipes sometimes have ten million steps as expected of them.

[Anonymous No.53473363]

Let em tell you something, belle epoque it's the decadence and degeneracy of atheism. As usual with humanists, it gets worse as time passes by. The next stage of torrent of crap is with Musil since after WW1 which killed the coomer fantasy of the belle epoque, ie it was peak hedonism, with men being super coomers and women being super whores, muh technological progress, muh flying cars in year 2000, technical progress and scientism where the new gods. Not aware of any bad consequence for their behaviors, the loss of the hardon for the dogmas of the human rights is depicted and the usual crap about the bourgeois, sex and boredom is found in Musil. Musil is the usual yuppie atheist homo sex fiend coomer who digs phenomenology , mediation and mysticism in dilettante after being bored from the bourgeois humanism hyping science and progress. The same crap from Proust 100 years before. No wonder wanabee and careerist intellectuals and their fanbase love him and turn out to be bisexual.
After some secular universalism to feel spiritual and self righteous and salvage the secular democracy and public servants ( which created WW1 and 2) , they went on to their deification at all cost (in order to not fall back to monarchies) ie fascism (communism+nazism). all those bourgeois intellectuals from the non-stem fields contaminated the stem fields and since the non-stem careerists have no new mental masturbation to offer as the new grand narrative, all the stem intellectuals killed positivism for good and now there is nothing left besides a neo leftism which is compatible with capitalism= trannism.

[Anonymous No.53473366]

>>53473300
Turned 30k into 2k. fuck silver mining stocks. shorting Tesla because I hate myself and plebbit for shilling me boomer rocks

[Anonymous No.53473376]

Why is /smg/ so dead?

[Anonymous No.53473379]

>>53473346
they dont even like it
>>53473342
she is certified built for 4chaners

[Anonymous No.53473381]

>>53473327
Based, mumu is so delusional their latest NPC update is "t-the Fed ALREADY pivoted!!!".

[Anonymous No.53473382]

>there are no paid game developers on /v/
>there are no attorneys or politicians on /pol/
>there are no actors or directors on /tv/
>there are no professional software developers on /g/
>there are no phd holding accredited scientists on /sci/
>there are no fitness instructors or gym owners on /fit/
>there are no pro athletes on /sp/
>there are no musicians with a touring presence on /mu/
>there are no career military experts or mercenaries on /k/
>there are no full time cooks on /ck/
>there are no fashion designers on /fa/
>there are no therapists on /adv/
>there are no anime artists on /a/
>there are no published writers on /lit/
>there are no history teachers or museum curators on /his/

There are no __________ on /biz/

[Anonymous No.53473387]

>>53473327
her sister is hotter

[Anonymous No.53473388]

>>53473363
The high-water mark of English, French, Russian, and German lit happened at the same time. I am not really sure why it ended. However, I do think it's unrelated to the World Wars. Around the Belle Époque, the quality of lit overall just dropped. How many classics from this period really exist?

Anyway, here are some things about 19th c. authors that may be relevant:

- Authors live more interesting lives, they tour Europe, fight in wars, get sent to gulag, have affairs, etc. which gives plenty to draw upon for literature
- Aristocracy & aristocratic upbringings still exist (but are on the way out)
- Study of the classics is in sharp decline, French replaces latin as the lingua franca but overall intellectuals write in their native tongue
- Because educated men write in their native tongue, their audience expands, which means...
- ...You can earn a living as an author (!), this is huge - Dostoevsky didn't even sell very much but he largely lived off his novel income from what I recall
- Reversion from Latin to local languages inadvertently spurs local literature scenes centered in cities, London, Paris, St. Petersburg being the major ones
- Each city's scene more or less evolves independently of the others, London is highly focused on English societal problems while French lit is more expansive in scope, Russian lit is very Christian, etc.
- Universities are still full of charlatans (according to Schopenhauer), but not yet the soulless profit driven activist-filled hellholes they are today

My best guess, it happened because France, England, Russia, etc. had a massive # of newly-literate people who desired any book they could get their hands on. So literature as a profession becomes viable. The national conversation takes place via literature. And much like ancient Athens, it produces gold. The question is why it stopped.

[Anonymous No.53473396]

I was up until 3 am making this

[Anonymous No.53473399]

>>53473382
hedgies

[Anonymous No.53473410]

>>53473382
indians

[Anonymous No.53473413]

>>53473396
What is it

[Anonymous No.53473417]

>>53473366
Which miners?

Boomer rocks are fine to own in coin and bar as little insurance policy but I like to buy ammo too, just in case. Since 1991 I've been putting away ammo and post COVID was the only time I've ever seen it go down in price

[Anonymous No.53473421]

>>53473342
I hate her so much I'm addicted to hating her.

[Anonymous No.53473422]

>>53473388
Simple, it stopped due to rapid technological progress.

[Anonymous No.53473425]

>>53473396
this is autism

[Anonymous No.53473430]

>>53473300
interesting to note that in the ~20 year window of human history where europe was not being retarded it managed to be a very nice place to live

[Anonymous No.53473431]

>>53473396
would this really give you an edge if the two numbers are moving at the same time? What is the point? looking for leveraged bets among the higher volatility holdings?

[Anonymous No.53473433]

>>53473421
shes a model in NYC
on a bad night for her you can probably buy her for a pack of dumplings and a beer when shes down bad and broke

[Anonymous No.53473437]

>>53473363
What's trannism?

[Anonymous No.53473444]

>>53473388
checked, good post
rare on /biz/

[Anonymous No.53473459]

>>53473421
who is filming this and why are they filming it?

[Anonymous No.53473489]

>>53473459
No more questions. I will restore order to this thread now.

[Anonymous No.53473495]

>>53473430
Based

[Anonymous No.53473502]

>>53473431
You can long or 2 different positions at the same time and get a somewhat safe bet.

A common one is long the DXY* and long /CL (Oil) they both have negativity correlated to each other. But RIGHT now it would be better to short both the DXY* and /CL futures.

[Anonymous No.53473512]

>>53473489
the most important question ever asked in /smg/ is who REALLY is the cameraman?

[Anonymous No.53473542]

Guys I don't know if I can control myself. The slop is calling...

[Anonymous No.53473545]

Forbidden stock ticker jackson stock forbidden stock silent silent nighty nighty spiders on the wall tigers in the forest forbidden stock ticker

[Anonymous No.53473547]

>>53473542

[Anonymous No.53473548]

Hey bros I might get a book published in 6-8 months. I’ve got a publisher interested in it. I started writing 4 hours a day 5 days a week after seeing chat gpt. I can’t have an AI take this from me.

I have 32k in cash. What should I buy? Preferably something relatively stress free.

[Anonymous No.53473549]

>>53473413
A chart on how the different assets move in relation to eachother

>>53473425
And I weaponized it.

>>53473431
>>53473502
Yeah, the idea is to invest in two uncorrelated assets to diversify your trades. For example, if I was trading the SPY I wouldn't want to also trade copper, since they sort of move together. But if I held SPY, I might consider going long on EUR/GBP as a hedge against the SPY going to shit, or I could trade USO at the same time so they move independently.

[Anonymous No.53473558]

J

[Anonymous No.53473564]

>>53473388
its stopped because creative effort went onto new mediums. people stopped making vines and now make tiktoks and when VR is better people will move onto that

[Anonymous No.53473565]

>>53473548
The real redpill is there are no stress free investments bro it's always a chaotic clownshow

[Anonymous No.53473568]

>>53473558
X

[Anonymous No.53473578]

>>53473565
cash is kang

[Anonymous No.53473584]

>>53473502
If they are negatively correlated profits for the other will be canceled out by losses from the other. You want them to be zero correlated for diversification

[Anonymous No.53473585]

>>53473568
N

[Anonymous No.53473609]

Excel bros, we are excelerating

[Anonymous No.53473620]

>>53473584
So how do you make money then might as well just own bonds or something?

[Anonymous No.53473623]

>>53473399
keep this a sekrit but I want to be a L/S fund hedgie soon. im applying to a few open positions for a hedge fund in the midwest (obviously got it through personal connections, buy side never advertise positions very publicly)

[Anonymous No.53473629]

>>53473620
>how do you make money
Profits are a reward for taking risk

[Anonymous No.53473635]

>>53473413
>>53473396
Lol you actually made this factor matrix all by yourself? Very nice anon. I don't know how much positive edge it gives you, but it is a nice project to show off.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53473640]

>>53473609
Nice bro Im going to download excel and get a weekly tracker going for my portfolio

[Anonymous No.53473641]

>>53473620
You just get different assets that move independently of each other. SPY and USO for example do completely different things. SPY and SQQQ would cancel eachother out.

[Anonymous No.53473651]

>>53473396
>>53473413
Also hilariously the anon who updated this on Jan 26th needs to now have updaated this massively on Jan 27th (yesterday) because of the shockingly drastic factor reversion we got at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.53473665]

>>53473431
I dont think it would give you any edge because factor correlation can suddenly have inversions, diversion, etc. I am personally working on a factor project for biotech equities.

[Anonymous No.53473671]

>>53473635
It only took me a few hours, all I did was write up a script that takes an amount of tickers as an input and downloads them off Yahoo. Once the tickers are saved, it opens the last 250 sessions for each symbol and compares it to each other symbol it has, calculating the linear correlation between each one, and shits it out into an X by X table. I did spend a little bit of time formating it to look nice, but it's all raw text.

Probably easier to grab the file yourself, rather than the image, since you can sort the columns and shit
https://files.catbox.moe/hbmtde.csv

Still need to add bonds. Levered etfs and countries are probably redundant information, since everything is basically the same

[Anonymous No.53473680]

>>53473542
Who can say no to these deals?

[Anonymous No.53473687]

>>53473671
Did you use the yfinance library on python? Uploaded the CSV file to jupyter notebook using pandas?

[Anonymous No.53473689]

>>53473665
>>53473651
That is something I realized, since doing 250 periods vs 500 basically gave completely different results. But seeing end SPY inverse EURJPY gave me some insight into safe havens etc.

What approach are you using? How do you calculate nonlinear correlation?

[Anonymous No.53473696]

>>53473680
Or these?

[Anonymous No.53473700]

>>53473687
Nah I cant be fucked to relearn python (or learn matlib or R) I know C# the best and hacked something together

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53473708]

>>53473696
Works so well. I want to go to mcdonalds now and I dont even have a fucking deal. Just the picture of the food and hearing shit like "mccrispy" GIVE ME THE SLOP NOW G.

[Anonymous No.53473709]

It's the semiconductors episode
https://slate.com/podcasts/slate-money/2023/01/chris-miller-joins-slate-money-to-talk-about-microchips

[Anonymous No.53473712]

>>53473696
>>53473680
>>53473542
Rudy from Alpha Investments basically called this many many months (if not years) ago. Basically he said that fast food chains would be moving to a subscription based model to get people into the building every day. Something where the value is to come in 4 or more times a week, but the key part of it for him was having a fast turnaround time (eg who wants to spend 30 minutes in a drive through to get a free $2 taco)

[Anonymous No.53473731]

>>53473700
Protip: use vectors. In C I made an xy_t truct that contains double x, y; and made functions to do vector math like say add_xy(a, b);, it's just a lot better if you're dealing with lots of 2D points, at least for passing arguments and declaring variables.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53473741]

OPEN THE MARKETS NOW. can someone ring up the guy who runs the stock computer and ask him to turn it on a bit early. its probably some old fart thats fell asleep. Someone go check on him.

[Anonymous No.53473755]

>>53473689
The most interesting insght im getting from your factor matrix is the fact that VIX has a much stronger correlation to tech betashit baskets like QQQ. Not surprising at all but maybe I'm better off trading a VIX/QQQ pair rather than a VIX/SPY pair as i normally do.

>What approach are you using? How do you calculate nonlinear correlation?

I like trading pairs. Most of my book is pairs trading so one week mean reversion trades
The average half life is about 7 days
And it’s a very sharp gradient in those 7 days
Also I apply the strat at a shorter timeframe to trade semi HFT stuff.

I basically do pairs mean reversion. So obviously they diverge from each other, or converge, and I trade them.

I cluster assets and find pairs in that cluster, essentially.

I do this for biotech equities

Basically you have 3 parts to your clustering
Industry data, price data, and long term quality data

You can decompose the industry data into 3 levels
level 1 would be industry such as healthcare
level 2 would be like drug manufacturing
level 3 would be cancer drugs

And obviously you make this quantitative by saying okay they are 60% cancer drugs 40% heart meds and hence they are in multiple teir 3 clusters

Basically this part is easy, you just decompose the 2SD range with a shumway stoffer smoother because kalman is too conservative and then model the tails conditionally.

Then you decompose their returns into an alpha factor framework which when it comes down to it should basically be all value and quality signals

ANYONE who knows how the market works knows fama french is bullshit

Not only is it not a risk factor most of them aren't even factors
Low volatility is not a factor just a combination of profitability and conservative investment that appears to be low vol
Momentum is just lagged responses to changes in quality factors
Which is why PEAD exists

>>53473700
>>53473731
Sirs please teach me C++. I'm a python pajeet who is learning C++ right now on coursera

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53473763]

When I post the markets move. I am the correlation. POOMP EET.

[Anonymous No.53473764]

I dont get japanese humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOi5oZlnY6c

[Anonymous No.53473765]

>>53473712
McDonald's is very good at getting you out of there quickly. Probably because basically nothing is made to order there.

[Anonymous No.53473769]

>>53473584
This kind of trade works well if have an edge with one or both assets. TA FA or a ((rumor)) and can use as hedge if it doesn't work out
If you know the Fed was going raise interest rates up 50bps then long the DXY and /CL pair would be the very safe play.

This trade can also work if you can use the contango of a futures like short /CL and short a DXY ETF or the /DX.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53473775]

*runs java application on the stock HQ computer*
*get blue screen of death*
*stock computer bricks*
*world descends into anarchy*
*people trading wheelbarrows of money to buy mcdonalds*

ALL BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAY MINECRAFT!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53473777]

>>53473731
Maybe. The data from Yahoo is Date and OHLCV, which would be like 24 bytes of data per entry, and when passing them into arguments in bulk, would be quite a bit more expensive. I have a "Series" class which is basically a wrapper around a float array, but I can do math ops against each series (eg add all the elements of each array together, producing a new array). It works for what I need it to do.

What I want to eventually do is manually download the list of daily tickers off Tradingview (8000 or so, 11000 if you include etfs) and then run it through a thing that automatically strips out the shitty ones (low volume, low mcap, penny shit, etc). TV has a screener that grabs a few extra fields like ATR, so I could for example, focus solely on equities that have a high atr% relative to its ticker price, and then grab the ticker history off Yahoo (automatically), and then run my own TA on it to look for potential entries

[Anonymous No.53473800]

>>53473777
You can download data from TradingView? I used Yahoo and it was shitty because if you use a script it just stops you for a while.

[Anonymous No.53473808]

>>53473459
I assume this vendor has a cam set up to film his customers & posts his "quirky fun filled life" on tiktok to score the usual points & also of course garner some fame so more people visit his slopstall.

[Anonymous No.53473816]

>>53473396
>no lean hogs...

[Anonymous No.53473823]

>>53473800
Sort of. TV doesn't let you download data without a subscription. But the stock screener has a download button for Pro or higher. For me this is basically the tickers plus like 20 columns of daily information (not historical). But I can look at %D vs %W or %M etc to look for high level setups. Then if one looks interesting I grab it from Yahoo.

I find that doing one ticker from yahoo every 1-5 seconds or so avoids getting rate limited. I did actually download about 8000 symbols from them once, it took about 5-6 hours

[Anonymous No.53473874]

>>53473816
COW ETF has some /lean hogs but there is no lean hog only fund right now

[Anonymous No.53473899]

>>53473765
If you want a good burger always order it custom: for me it's no pickles no mustard, extra onions extra ketchup

[Anonymous No.53473900]

>>53473874
No hog farm reit etfs?

[Anonymous No.53473901]

Im at the /biz/ball exhibit

[Anonymous No.53473925]

>>53473900
Idk but there is anon here with a REIT spread sheet that might have farms on it

[Anonymous No.53473942]

>>53473899
>no pickles
>no mustard
>extra ketchup
An esteemed hamchad as myself does not take goyslop advice from someone with a such a plebian palate as yourself.

[Anonymous No.53473945]

>>53473925
Oh that reminds me, what are some tickers for bond etfs? Looking for treasuries, corp and muni ... there's way too many to screen through, need a starting point

[Anonymous No.53473983]

>>53473300
Dubs decided whether I should fuck a Latina or an Asian today

[Anonymous No.53474003]

>>53473755
does comparable company analysis work on mid sized biotech
I.E can use to compare Allurion private valuation to RSLS Reshape Lifesciences??

[Anonymous No.53474023]

Im getting drunk tonight (again... alone while watching korean romcoms)
Being a bobo has turned me into an alcoholic kpopfag. You did this to me!

[Anonymous No.53474053]

>>53473983
latina tranny they have bigger dicks

[Anonymous No.53474090]

https://www.ishares.com/us/products/etf-investments#/?productView=etf&ptrg=19%7C22%7C13%7C16%7C25%7C34%7C46%7C49%7C28%7C31%7C40%7C37%7C43%7C55%7C52%7C73%7C70%7C67%7C64%7C61%7C58%7C76&pageNumber=1&sortColumn=totalNetAssets&sortDirection=desc&dataView=fixedIncomeView
AGG
LQD
MUD
TLT
MBB
IEF
SHY
IGSB
TIP
HYG
FLOT
SGOV
IAGG
SHYG
SLQD
AGZ

https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/list/etfs?assetclass=fixed_income
EDV
BIV
VWOB
VGSH
BND
VTC
BNDX

[Anonymous No.53474102]

>>53473945
>>53474090
Shit meant to quote

don't need all those just a few to touch all the base.

[Anonymous No.53474105]

>>53474090
Thanks anon. I'm just manually going through the etfdb categories right now. I did see a decent number of bond strategies with ishares, which is what most of my list is.

flot
flrn
emb
cwb
cmf
jpst
icsh
igov
bwx

lqd
vcit
spib
vcsh
igsb
igib
slqd
iglb


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jnk
ushy
shyg
faln
hybb

[Anonymous No.53474128]

This is by far the most pointlessly autistic thread in smg history

[Anonymous No.53474139]

>>53473300
test

[Anonymous No.53474140]

>>53474128
Nobody is forcing you to be here

[Anonymous No.53474141]

>>53473300
just came here to say, who the fuck cares about stocks? enjoy your 10% gains, while i 2x in crypto during the bear market. you cringe lords all guzzle cum on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.53474145]

>>53474128
I haven't posted my mousepad yet or stats from my ejaculation DB so we still have room to grow

[Anonymous No.53474148]

>>53474128
Go make a webm for it then

[Anonymous No.53474149]

>>53474128
It's not pointless if they enjoy sperging out AND make more money with it

[Anonymous No.53474153]

Feels FUCKIN great to be BULLISH again. Feels absolutely STUNNING to buy with leverage over and over again.

[Anonymous No.53474156]

>>53473376
11

[Anonymous No.53474159]

>>53474145
Underrated

[Anonymous No.53474161]

>>53474141
>he doesn’t know about options, leveraged etfs, etc.
You can make more money buying crypto miner stock in a crypto bull run than buying crypto

>>53474140
I’m just in awe at how far some anons will go to still lose money

[Anonymous No.53474165]

>>53474141
It's all going to zero, bro

[Anonymous No.53474176]

>>53474161
With less risk!

[Anonymous No.53474181]

>>53474003
depends on a lot more than just size

[Anonymous No.53474188]

>>53474153
Same, this bull run is the big one. I bought some TQQQ calls last week, and yesterday rolled them out and up, then used the profits to buy even more calls.
I am 100% all in on this bull run
(and by "100% all in", I mean 0.04% of my net worth)

[Anonymous No.53474190]

Very quick question for you guys

[Anonymous No.53474217]

>>53474161
You call it losing money, I call it tax-deductible education

[Anonymous No.53474218]

>>53474188

[Anonymous No.53474266]

>>53474188
>0.04% of my networth
You can unironically reduce your risk of losing your networth by taking on more risk, precisely because higher risk equities require less capital to hit big. If anything, TQQQ should be a larger portion of your portfolio, so therefore the "medium" risk portions of your portfolio is reduced, as medium-risk equities don't necessarily mean large returns.

[Anonymous No.53474268]

Too many retards bullish. Time for an omega dump.

[Anonymous No.53474273]

>>53474181
it can be gleaned that it's possible then? I will try my hand at finding and sourcing the necessary stats.
i haave a juicy play ive been shilling for a while but i'm trying to find my end-game sell price.

[Anonymous No.53474292]

>>53474268
Has there ever been an FOMC where rates were raised and a dump did not happen that week?

[Anonymous No.53474299]

Too many retarded bears. Time for the omega pump.

[Anonymous No.53474318]

>>53474292
Idk, not going to look it up, please enlighten us

[Anonymous No.53474320]

AI is going to require semiconductors. Bullish for SKYT. (re)Roll for leaf wife.

[Anonymous No.53474328]

>>53474299
What did you think this whole month was?

[Anonymous No.53474333]

>>53474299
Checked

[Anonymous No.53474337]

>>53474328
The prelude

[Anonymous No.53474340]

Too many retarded crabs. Time for the omega extreme.

[Anonymous No.53474350]

>>53474320

[Anonymous No.53474356]

good morning /smg/ have some fan art i made

[Anonymous No.53474371]

>>53474356
Good art. I can almost smell it.

[Anonymous No.53474397]

>>53474268
>>53474299
>>53474340
>If dump, profit from put debit spreads.
>If pump, profit from long equities.
>If crab, profit from selling theta.
It unironically feels great to be sub 80 IQ.

[Anonymous No.53474430]

>>53474105
>>53474090
Right, so looking at the bond market, they're all very highly correlated to each other (which makes sense). One pair that was not correlated was MEAR (short mat munis) and SGOV (0-3m treasuries). Everything else had at least a 60-90% correlation. Mostly grabbed ishares and vanguard

However, SGOV tended to have a negative correlation to the normal bonds (the same way that 3x bear etfs do), and MEAR has a weaker, but still positive correlation to the market.

So I suppose the take away here is to build whatever bond portfolio you want, but hedge it with other assets. That is, you have a lot of freedom to tweak the bond returns/strategy however you want.

[Anonymous No.53474439]

>>53474320
Nah, that's "common" knowledge. The real alpha is two parts: 1) individual-user based data centers and 2) robotic factories. The reason for data centers is because AI will know you better than you know yourself. The reason for robotic factories is two part: 1) AI will need a physical interface to interact with the world and 2) the factories don't yet exist. So therefore, long data-based companies and manufacturing (which includes semiconductors but there are more things to manufacture than just semiconductors).

[Anonymous No.53474440]

Nat gas bros. I'm worried I didn't buy enough. Will I have time this week to slurp before it moons again? Check gas bill computer

[Anonymous No.53474457]

>>53474440
if nat gas starts going up there will be plenty of time to jump aboard. otherwise youre just trying to time a temporary swing which has proven to be difficult.

[Anonymous No.53474461]

>>53473651
Don't tell me go outside, you go outside virgin

[Anonymous No.53474482]

>>53474457
>>53474440
Even those really small current candles are like 8-12% swings.
There's a lot of trade volume pouring into natgas right now, a lot of it is long volume. Do you know prices won't just shit down 50% and clear out all the longs?

[Anonymous No.53474501]

>>53474439
>data centers
>robotic factories
All require semiconductors. SKYT $1000 eoy confirmed.

[Anonymous No.53474507]

>>53473396
>>53474430
I appreciate the autism anon

[Anonymous No.53474516]

>>53474430
The SGOV is play on interest rates and is a simple way to get a money market yield

What was the correlation to the SPX* the bond funds
Also how long do you of time do you use for your correlation pairs?

[Anonymous No.53474533]

>>53474516
>Also how long do you of time do you use for your correlation pairs?
Right now it's just the last 250 periods on the daily (or less, if there's fewer data points, but most have thousands). The tricky thing with correlation is that they move together ... until they don't. So I guess just like MA's you have to keep updating it once it a while. The trading environment 365 days ago was much different than today, for example. But like I said, I'm just using it for clues to consider uncorrelated assets that I can be more confident in going big in

>SPX x others
Haven't done that yet, but I can do it now. I was going to trim away a bunch of redundant symbols, one sec

[Anonymous No.53474540]

>>53474533
Thank you for your autism

[Anonymous No.53474586]

>>53474482
i hope so i would double down if it shits 50%

[Anonymous No.53474590]

>>53474320
Sorry, I've already got my AImerican wife.

[Anonymous No.53474603]

>>53473300
Nigga fuck this gay ass crab market

[Anonymous No.53474609]

>>53474533
Checked and good job pilled, thanks for sharing all of this with us

[Anonymous No.53474627]

>>53473899
>ask for extra pickle
>remove extra pickle

only way to get it fresh without screwing up the recipe

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53474629]

I probably would have bought drugs had I not started my investment journey. Saturday is usually very bad for me economically. Im happy to stay in and think about buying stocks now. Hope it lasts.

[Anonymous No.53474645]

>>53474590
Beautiful AI generated American woman. Very VERY bullish for SKYT.

[Anonymous No.53474665]

>>53474629
Here, read the SEC filings for your various holdings: https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/

Then you can be a smarty smart pants talking about how you read some ticker's 10-Q and found it lacking.

[Anonymous No.53474702]

>>53474627
And remember to never go to burger king under any circumstances

[Anonymous No.53474731]

>>53474609
>>53474533
>>53474540
Actually it's fairly obvious here, risky bonds (such as high yield corporate bonds) do well when the SPY does well. It seems there are no bonds that are uncorrelated to the SPY (eg, they either all move with or against it to some degree). I use SPY because Yahoo has volume information for it, but doesn't provide it for SPX. SPY/SPX move together anyways. And same thing - TYO and TMV move against SPY the most, being bear leveraged etfs

Since bonds are largely correlated, they have the same basket of things that move with and against them - like I said, it shouldn't really matter what bonds you look at. But look at pic related. Everything in the grey boxes are uncorrelated to bonds, which make them a good offset on bonds.

So depending on the exact market and bond, WEAT, SOYB, and USO are good offsets to bonds via commodities, EOS and LINK crypto is apparently good? (though crypto is again correlated to itself, I'd just get BTC or ETH instead imo), GBP/NZD and EUR/AUD are good forex plays too.

>>53474665
>>53474629
Martin Shkreli has a YT channel from about 4-5 years ago, where he discusses how to read a balance sheet and calculate a company's NPV and whether it's fairly valued on the market. Interesting stuff.

[Anonymous No.53474748]

>>53474702
Burger King has even been good for over a decade. And I'm not some autistic white schoolshooter who gets upset when i see homo colors.

[Anonymous No.53474770]

>>53474320
>6
Most realistic Canadian
>>53474590
>America, The Beautiful
>>53474702
You can definitely eat the burger on the right but I feel like everything is going to slide out on the burger on the left. Double Top buns just don’t seem structurally sound on a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.53474773]

>>53474702
>pride whopper
Lmao
What a joke

[Anonymous No.53474781]

So what tickers does SMG have in mind for good 3-5 year returns? So far lately I’ve seen:
RKLB
SKYT
The Forbidden Stock
That all we’re shilling right now? Any good tickers I’m not catching in these threads?
I’m in a few goofy tickers at the moment.
FIGS - Fancy scrubs company. All the nurses I know wear them. They fit well and cost $100/set. Like the lulemon of healthcare attire. Launching a plus size line for the fatties who can’t fit them soon. Nurses just got a 22.5% raise. Recession proof profession. Obsessed with looking good. Spend money like no tomorrow. This could be like buying ELF at $8 imo.
https://www.wearfigs.com/
NU - Warren buffet holding. Fast growing Brazilian based fintech.
https://international.nubank.com.br/about/
FLEX - WEF backed, globohomo manufacturing and supply company.
https://flex.com/

[Anonymous No.53474793]

Anyone ever done security lending? I want to try and find information on what ETFs are in high demand but I have no fucking idea what to search

[Anonymous No.53474794]

>>53474781
I think ZIM has bottomed out and is undervalued. I like ARCC. That’s really all I got.

[Anonymous No.53474795]

>>53474731
Also, ignoring bonds in the bond correlation, we can see a lot of the positive correlation is in tech and risky things, such as Japan and Korea, long CNY/USD, SPY, copper, etc.
A lot of the inverse correlation occurs in forex. This implies people move away from bonds and into 0-3 month treasuries, or into carry trades. Look at how many people move to shorting the JPY! Japan gets heemed because people constantly short their currency when the broad market shits (to take advantage of interest rate differentials)

>>53474773
>Swap the buns
>Now we have a new product that we can market to ... uh, the gays!
It's a retarded premise but I hope the marketing executive that came up with that bullshit got a raise

>>53474781
I'm long HCMLY and want to accumulate VMC for exposure to sand. Ofc that only does well when there is growth and construction happening, but sand is scarce.
Uranium, water. Copper. Copper swings with the economy but long term it's way behind. Definite DCA into that one

[Anonymous No.53474804]

>>53474794
You like ZIM? How do you like SBLK?

[Anonymous No.53474814]

>>53474770
>Most realistic Canadian
>6
Turing Test Results:
>Failed

[Anonymous No.53474826]

>>53474748
>autistic white schoolshooters
Olds news. You need to get with the times. Everything comes home to roost in the end.

[Anonymous No.53474836]

>>53474795
Interesting picks. I put them on my watchlist. I have URNM, VALE, LAC, and NTR for my materials stocks so far. Uranium, Iron, copper, lithium, and fertilizer. Never thought about sand and concrete. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53474838]

>>53474781
>RKLB
Make sure to dip out of this temporarily whenever they close the roads at Boca Chica over the next few months.

[Anonymous No.53474839]

>>53474804
Looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.53474843]

>>53474826
I don't even know what you're trying to prove here my white friend but please do not shoot up the local school / grocery store / music festival if you keep getting agitated by LGBTQ colors. Remember, if you have the urge to use your AR-15 on innocents, just go for a run or something, Kyle.

[Anonymous No.53474851]

>>53474838
I don’t own any at the moment. But they had a successful launch recently and it’s an interesting company. I’m keeping my eye on it.

[Anonymous No.53474854]

>>53474603
Pictured: Crabbing

[Anonymous No.53474857]

>>53474702

[Anonymous No.53474865]

>>53474843
>go for a run.
Nah he should do the needful. Just pick the right targets and make it worth it for once.

[Anonymous No.53474866]

>>53474843
>I don't even know what you're trying to prove here
I wouldn't expect your low IQ to be able to join the dots. Not to worry, but do keep trying.

[Anonymous No.53474876]

>>53474865
>>53474866
Sirs please do not do a White American culture with your AR-15 at the local grocery store

[Anonymous No.53474881]

>>53474781
Public storage REITs once unemployment spikes again. This rally has me a bit worried as they have been ripping after bottoming out a month ago. Unemployment might be so cooked that we hit the numbers a long time ago and I missed it due to faulty data.

[Anonymous No.53474884]

>>53474838
If anything, isn’t SpaceX’s success bullish for RKLB? Until SpaceX goes public, investors are forced to invest in the number two company or something less efficient like Boeing or LMT

[Anonymous No.53474887]

>>53474836
URNM isn't bad. Uranium bull thesis is that we don't have enough to cheaply service current reactors 2-3 years from now, much less the 50-100 that are being built over the next several years; it's a small sector and moves together and you don't really have to diversify, just have some exposure.
I've been swinging UUUU comfortably, because it's cheap and optionable, and has a decent amount of volatility (though the whole sector does). I liked URNM as the etf because it has more exposure to yellowcake, sprott physical, and kazatom (where refining uranium is the bottleneck).
One thing to look for is SMR, they make miniaturized (still like 100 feet tall) modern reactors. I think they might have some investment potential. Make sure you hold some extra shares of Sprott Physical (U-UN or SPUT) as well, since they're going to pay a special dividend when the spot price is high enough.

One other sector I want to research is pulp and paper. Think about muh green and how much plastic shit is being displaced by paper (packaging, etc). I think they're trying to decouple from china. P&P is actually a big chunk of Canada's economy, but it has a huge water and energy cost, not to mention potentially very pollutive.

[Anonymous No.53474888]

>>53474731
SPX* to TLT (bonds) seems as of late correlate

[Anonymous No.53474891]

>>53474876
I have 3 kids. I’m not doing shit unless it’s absolutely necessary.

[Anonymous No.53474892]

>>53474876
No one is talking abou race but you.
Got a chip on your shoulder? Some inferiority complex prehaps?

[Anonymous No.53474904]

>>53474781
Just an off the cuff thing, I took a 2min glance at this:
NU has 4.6 Billion shares outstanding at 3.99 billion in revenue and a share price of $4.38.
What's the magic?

[Anonymous No.53474905]

>>53474881
Yeah I’m weary at these prices, but definitely keeping an eye on those. Thanks

[Anonymous No.53474907]

>>53473330
I don’t dread getting older. I’m 27 and I finally have my shit together. It’s a clear path from here until the grave, and I like that

[Anonymous No.53474910]

>>53474793
anyone

[Anonymous No.53474924]

>>53474891
Let's hope you're not going full Matt Gaetz on your kids my white fren. You aren't molesting your own daughter to own the libs, right?

[Anonymous No.53474925]

>>53474887
Yeah I only have a couple thousand in uranium. But I like to have it and it’s been doing well.
I was just thinking about paper yesterday. Got a ticker you’re eyeing?

[Anonymous No.53474930]

>>53474892
That's toe sucking pajeet anon, he comes in here from time to time to sperg out about white people for some reason.

[Anonymous No.53474931]

rentoids sneeding

[Anonymous No.53474935]

>>53473542
The key to not eating goyslop is to not desire it. When you put in effort to take care of yourself, you will not want to undo that progress with trash food

[Anonymous No.53474936]

>>53474881
I need to start doing more research on the self-storage, the underlying thesis I’ve seen here is pretty good but I also question whether people are going to spend the $250 a month for their shit when they can’t even afford their car.
>>53474910
It is not really worth it unless you have a lot of shares and don’t want to write covered calls. It also creates a ton of taxable events if I understand correctly.

[Anonymous No.53474940]

>>53474892
I am just asking you to not shoot up the local grocery store, Chet/Kyle/Brody!

[Anonymous No.53474944]

>>53474924
I would never molest any child. The fact that you’d even say that to a man is astounding. I don’t know who Matt Gaetz is, but I hope someone assassinates him.

[Anonymous No.53474945]

>>53474910
>we aren't in a bubble

[Anonymous No.53474950]

>>53474781
>The Forbidden Stock
Wtf is this hahaaha why wont you give us the ticker name?

[Anonymous No.53474953]

Biz needs flags.
Why the fuck don’t we have flags?

[Anonymous No.53474958]

>>53474936
>It is not really worth it unless you have a lot of shares and don’t want to write covered calls. It also creates a ton of taxable events if I understand correctly.
I'm a boglehead just holding etfs for ages so I got curious. First time I've heard of it
>>53474945
sheer coincidence but apparently this was really, really popular right before the financial crisis

[Anonymous No.53474960]

>>53474795
You have me wanting to do one of these except comparing company stock price to their bond yields. This NINE company is fascinating. Several high yield junk bonds yet those have performed far better than the company has. I gotta get a better understanding of how this stuff works.

[Anonymous No.53474972]

>>53474953
I miss the days when people weren’t judged by how many digits were in their brokerage account, but by their ethnicity

[Anonymous No.53474974]

>>53474944
As I understand it, a lot of conservative White Americans who are going insane over "grooming" are generally child molestors themselves a la Matt Gaetz, etc. Just trying to wrap my mind around 4chud culture.

I trust that you don't molest your own kids but please don't try and fuck your own daughters' life over by making her "trad" or whatever the dipshit whites are doing these days

Make sure your daughter studies math really hard and is excellent at linear algebra by the time she's 17.

[Anonymous No.53474976]

>>53474925
Not yet, it's a sector I have to research. For example, if energy costs go up and water becomes more scarce in 5 years, then what? That doesn't necessarily mean more profit for the producers, but higher input costs.
I do like what most companies in general are doing right now, jacking up prices and blaming inflation. Seriously, go read VMC's latest 10-K filing:
>Inflationary pressures and labor constraints are trends continuing to impact our operations in 2022. Although inflationary pressures can create short- to medium-term headwinds, the combination of inflation and improving visibility of demand has created and may continue to create a favorable environment for price increases. Additionally, labor constraints (especially truck drivers) have caused delays and inefficiencies in our operations as well as those of our customers. If labor constraints continue and demand remains strong, our operations may proceed at a slower pace, which may effectively extend the recovery while allowing us the opportunity to compound price, control costs and grow earnings.
>our operations may proceed at a slower pace, which may effectively extend the recovery while allowing us the opportunity to compound price, control costs and grow earnings

>>53474888
SPY/TLT has an 80% correlation on the last year, 52% correlation during the last 60 days, and a -40% correlation over 3 years. Longer term means more of an average, but across different environments. Shorter term means it might not capture the whole picture. So it's hard to say.

>>53474960
Try it out, anon. The only one trading your system is you.
Plus whatever I've posted is only valid until it's not. But it's a good starting point.

[Anonymous No.53474980]

>>53474884
If it's, say, 1911, and you can't invest in Ford, do you invest in Joe's Car Factory? Or is the better bet car parts stores, gas stations, oil companies, etc?

Or suppose SKYT had the intelligence and...diversity of INTC - would we want to shill it just because it's a small, scrappy company in a hot industry?

There are other satellite, station keeping, materials etc stocks that'd benefit from rather than get killed by Starship's rock bottom launch pricing.

[Anonymous No.53474981]

>>53474950
It’s against the rules.

[Anonymous No.53474982]

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2023/1/27/japan-netherlands-to-join-us-in-china-chip-controls-bloomberg
>Japan and the Netherlands will soon agree to join the United States in restricting exports of semiconductor manufacturing equipment to China
I would imagine this is bullish for some companies anons do business with.

[Anonymous No.53474983]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53474984]

>>53474958
My understanding is your are lending your stock to essentially provide liquidity to the market so if you only own ETFs, the actual loan returns are going to be minimal

[Anonymous No.53474989]

>>53474981
>+62.88% Past 6 Months
WA WA WEEE WA
WHAT KIND OF COMPANY IS A ZIS?

[Anonymous No.53474996]

i had a dream SOXL went from 15 to 4 dollars in a single day.

[Anonymous No.53475002]

>>53474984
This just sounds like crypto staking.

>>53474982
My thought is that CBDCs are a direct way to make a new and official crypto system that gives the middle finger to China. Keeping an eye on news about SRDs (special drawing rights) too.

[Anonymous No.53475010]

>>53474996
You're just describing the next round of tech selloffs

[Anonymous No.53475015]

>>53474974
Politicians are all Zionist faggots as far as I’m concerned. I’m not sure why you’re giving me parenting advice. Do you have children?

[Anonymous No.53475050]

>>53475015
Conservative weirdos generally tend to be rapey. I had a neighbor who was melting down about biden and homosexuals making gas expensive who ended up getting sus'd out for raping his niece.

And at least 30% of white parents in my old town want straight up graded bible study and forced prayer in schools, out of fucking nowhere; these people have always been garbo and I thought the 2020 election was bad but there was never anything like this before

Raise your kids well, give them a decent education that focuses on quantitative skillsets and not bullshit bible study + other conservative dipshittery

[Anonymous No.53475051]

>>53474981
impressive. very nice. let's see paul allen's ticker

[Anonymous No.53475054]

>>53474905
A reminder that reit p/e is misleading given how they are structured. Similarly public storage land won't appreciate the same way other reit classes do, but that doesn't matter for storage.
>>53474936
People find a way to keep hold of their junk even if money is tight. Several of my dad's more deadbeat friends have storage units for their junk and most of them don't even have jobs. The one thing I have not factored in is people living on the street that keep their hoarded shit in tents/pallet towns/tarps. Under the freeway there's a guy that has HALF A FUCKING BLOCK of his crap tarped off with a sign saying "Don't touch my stuff". Given how many homeless ghettos are forming in urban cities that may be seen as a better alternative than renting a storage unit.

[Anonymous No.53475057]

>>53474843
Kek, the "have you seen Kyle?" bit was one of my favorites back in High School.

[Anonymous No.53475059]

Indians really are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.53475064]

>>53475002
What the fuck are you talking about the Crypt Keeper for? This is /smg/, /tv/ is down the hall.

[Anonymous No.53475067]

>>53475050
Are you aware 4chan is widely known — accurately — as a far right image board?

[Anonymous No.53475069]

>>53474320
1-3 = bullish

4-9 = bearish

0, dubs, trips = golden bear run

[Anonymous No.53475098]

These fucking bastards...

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53475107]

>>53475098
could probably send a complaint to the ombudsman or whoever audits these shitters

[Anonymous No.53475109]

>>53474974
have you ever thought that these people are grifters? they pretend to have chud values to get votes, views, money.

[Anonymous No.53475111]

>>53475069
>9
I hope the hot trad leaf wifu was worth the red candles.

[Anonymous No.53475114]

>>53475098
This is why I supplement 99% of my phone usage with a Linux Core boot laptop.

[Anonymous No.53475119]

>>53474974
For someone who hates whites so much & shuns all they do you certainly like to hang around with them here & preech your little sermons. Lacking self awareness, common trait amongst native kind.

[Anonymous No.53475124]

>>53474320
8 looks like Jordan Carver

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53475137]

Once got a marketing text that was spoofed to be from 'mum'. Very bizarre and shady marketing. Thought my mum was having a stroke or something at first since it was out of character

[Anonymous No.53475139]

>>53474984
I agreed to this on IBKR but in 8months never saw shares lended out even once so it was mostly a nothing burger. Not surprisng considering I have just big caps (SP500 stocks) & each of those usually shows millions available to short. Needle in a haystack I assume. Or maybe priority goes to their favoured customers, big holders, longer term holders.

[Anonymous No.53475146]

>>53475050
The 10 commandments and the golden rule are literally all you need in life. I’m not even religious and that much is obvious to me. I don’t know why you think that anything you say would leave an impression on a 38 year old father. The fact that you even assumed I had some political affiliation is perplexing enough. I looked within to find my beliefs, not to a world run by sadistic sodomites hiding manipulating through a dichotomy of right and wrong. I wish you well, but if you want the world to reflect what you consider to be righteous, I suggest you reproduce and leave a legacy that will keep your views alive after you’re gone.

[Anonymous No.53475144]

>>53475107
Luckily their pizza is good. I should probably order one they're right

[Anonymous No.53475172]

On the one hand, buying Lucid would turn it into a "Saudi company" and mitigate sales.
On the other, those Arabs are so rich they can fly two planes into New York and get away with it.
WWE might be a more lucrative offer for them.

[Anonymous No.53475176]

will the Feb 3 SPY 395p print this week?

[Anonymous No.53475182]

>>53475172
Liberals love muslims.

[Anonymous No.53475186]

>>53475050
>I had a neighbor who was melting down about biden and homosexuals making gas expensive

hes right it was the gays not OPEC or the lack of investment in oil that made gas go up

[Anonymous No.53475190]

>>53475139
Schwab has the lending program but it won't let you enroll unless you have the stocks that need borrowing. Highly shorted junk like CVNA SI GME is what gets lent out, not good-bad companies.

[Anonymous No.53475191]

>>53475146

[Anonymous No.53475223]

>>53475191
>>53475146

Reported to the ADL

[Anonymous No.53475234]

>>53475186
This, you can't drill gas and ass at the same time, you have to choose. America chose drilling ass.

[Anonymous No.53475255]

>>53475146
>>53475015
If you're a grown ass 38 year white guy who posts on 4chan and has multiple children, and you blame the kikes and sadistic sodomities who hide their manipulation, you are in the EXACT demographic that has a 90% chance of molesting your own children.


I feel bad for your sons / daughters.

Please don't snap one day and start fingerfucking your own kids because the sadistic sodomite kikes forced you to

[Anonymous No.53475257]

>>53475223
Joke's on you, I reported myself.

[Anonymous No.53475260]

>>53475255
What race are you?

[Anonymous No.53475265]

wtf is wrong with this faggot and why does everyone respond to him he posts the same shit every thread

[Anonymous No.53475271]

>>53475234
Good one

[Anonymous No.53475273]

>>53475260
It's literally CRBP pajeet

[Anonymous No.53475276]

>>53475255
>22 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.53475282]

>>53475273
Kek.
Now the inferiority complex makes sense.

[Anonymous No.53475284]

>>53475273
>>53475260
I posted my alpha here >>53473755
Now it's time for me to express my very valid concerns about this schizo white guy with three kids who is most likely raping them

[Anonymous No.53475287]

>>53475255

[Anonymous No.53475289]

>>53475284
how are your NVDA bear spreads doing. Lol.

[Anonymous No.53475302]

>>53475284
No wonder you type like a fucken third worlder.
I really don't know how tech companies put up with you guys. I would go insane trying to manage you.

[Anonymous No.53475309]

>>53475191
>>53475223

[Anonymous No.53475316]

>>53475284
It's really not cool to make such brazen assumptions about people Anon, and especially to quintuple down on this shit with a father.
Be kind

[Anonymous No.53475328]

>>53475309
No gonna lie, I don't really get this one.

[Anonymous No.53475335]

>>53475316
The fact he even thinks such a thing pretty much shows it must be on his mind a lot. He is the monster he accuses others of.

[Anonymous No.53475337]

>>53475289
I dont really know what you're talking about. I was considering shorting NVDA months ago but never went into on any position.
>>53475302
My white friend, I was born and raised in America. as I said, at least 30% of white parents in my local school district want straight up graded bible study and forced prayer in schools, out of fucking nowhere; these people have always been garbo and I thought the 2020 election was bad but there was never anything like this before

>>53475146
I would without a hint of irony call Child protective services on this white guy here. He has all the hallmarks of one of those Qanon rapist types

[Anonymous No.53475345]

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1619394880031031296
lol

[Anonymous No.53475354]

>>53475176
please respond. my entire life savings is in SPY 395p expiring firday

[Anonymous No.53475355]

>>53475337
Meant for this >>53475316 guy
It should scare people shitless when someone is on 4chan talking about the sadistic sodomite kikes while admitting they have 3 kids lol. That is definitely a "I am a white guy who rambles about vaxx conspiracies on facebook while raping my daughter" vibe

[Anonymous No.53475362]

>>53475337

[Anonymous No.53475372]

>>53473382
I’m gonna go with actual real life investment bankers. Never met anyone on /biz/ who talked big game about buyouts and M&A, every once in a while I’ll meet a wealth manager or a fellow analyst or Ops employee, there’s no actual IB presence on biz though. Probably because they are suckers married to the job though, I’ve also not coincidentally never met an IB employee I didn’t think was a complete fucking sociopath

[Anonymous No.53475380]

>>53475354
Screenshot?

[Anonymous No.53475395]

>>53475372
Dude, if anyone worked in IB on /smg/, they would post here at most twice a year. One of my buddies worked at Moelis and he basically would resurface once a month for dinner or a potluck, and while he was at dinner he'd have to take 45 minute long calls

Basically everyone who is in the industry in IB is way too busy

On the other hand...buy - side? Hedge funds? Some of those fuckers have too much time on their hands.

Both buy side and sell side are grueling, but buy side is more rewarding and less man-hours so you have time to shitpost. I want to pivot to buy side soon, milkbreaths

[Anonymous No.53475401]

>>53475362
the explains why beaches on the east coast like ocean city always looked gross. always thought it was from the sewage and pollution from our shores

[Anonymous No.53475411]

>>53475401
Think of the poor Penguins.

[Anonymous No.53475421]

>>53475395
how is your BCC long?
avg?

[Anonymous No.53475424]

>>53475372
>I’ve also not coincidentally never met an IB employee I didn’t think was a complete fucking sociopath
Really? The sell-side IB guys I talk to are all very well adjusted, energetic professionals who cannot be sociopathic agressive douchebags (they have to be able to hold a lot of conversations)

Sociopaths seem like they would align more with buy side RnD stuff

[Anonymous No.53475427]

>>53475395
Funds in general are where it’s at man, mutual and hedge both. Keep your work clean and fix issues and unless something serious is going on you have plenty of leisure time yeah.

IB would still be really fun to get a crack at, most of them seem to hire straight out of college and the tribe though, no clue how I would break into it.

[Anonymous No.53475433]

>Forbidden stock chads
Can we do a roll call?

What price are we feeling next week?

[Anonymous No.53475439]

>>53475337
>>53475355
>https://psychopathsinlife.com/projection-when-someone-accuses-you-of-doing-what-theyre-doing/
No wonder your neighbours all suddenly up & joined church with you around. The taint of evil must have compelled them.

[Anonymous No.53475448]

>>53475433
Meant to include this image, but the other one still applies.

[Anonymous No.53475451]

>>53475421
I am -6% on my BCC long but as I've explicitly stated when shilling BCC for the first time on 4chud, its a long hold. 5+ year time horizon.
>>53475433
Reporting. JXN is a long hold also so im not concerned about next week. Will sell if it hits 4 b mkt cap

[Anonymous No.53475455]

>>53475424
They’re always full of hot air and look like Mormons. I’m not a fan, personally

[Anonymous No.53475465]

>>53475451
I like you, you seem like a good guy, but I need to ask you to not use the ticker again.
Forbidden stock. That's what you call it. No retail allowed.

[Anonymous No.53475466]

What's the deal with the retard pump on EURUSD? It's pulling back from 1.09 but probably will keep on pumping. Surely Europe has to collapse sometime soon?

[Anonymous No.53475467]

>>53475433
I care not what next week's price is. Once it breaches 3 figures I will start paying more attention.

[Anonymous No.53475483]

>>53475362
You're right, they totally put off street shitter vibes. I also get the impression she's an ugly tranny who absolutely does not pass, thus the thinly veiled jealousy shown to a regular straight man with kids.

[Anonymous No.53475485]

I just got back from the tax man and he was complaining to me about crypto bros showing up with thick stacks paper full of crypto transactions worth a couple of cents each, and losing 75% to 90% of their money.
Is this what I am missing not being in crypto?

[Anonymous No.53475495]

>>53475433
i was shit posting about jxn like a year ago after crbpajeet shilled it, calling it the forbidden stock and saying it was pajeet bhenchod stock. funny to see my shitposting canonized as a meme. i made some money off it and never looked at it again. super boring.

[Anonymous No.53475501]

reminder that every bobo post in the month of January was a waste of time

[Anonymous No.53475507]

>>53475495
I was there for the original shilling and made a few dollars off it as well.
But the chart screams that it's going to rocket. Its actually going to double.

[Anonymous No.53475511]

>>53475465
he got that meme from me. he shilled it, calling it the black box. i researched it a bit then i schizo shilled it calling it the forbidden stock at one point. just trying to get the legend down, dont credit him for my memes. shame i cant find the posts on archive, it doesnt go back far enough.

[Anonymous No.53475515]

>>53475501
Like how 1 year ago January every bull post was?

[Anonymous No.53475518]

>>53475501
And more importantly: a waste of bandwidth

[Anonymous No.53475531]

>>53475515
we are down 15% 13 months into bobos big 1929 crash

i am still standing bobos

[Anonymous No.53475534]

>>53475495
I wish I grabbed a bigger bag. I bought it as a joke. Considering averaging up.

[Anonymous No.53475538]

>>53475507
one issue i had was that most of the stocks in that sector had low PEs anyways so JXN wasnt an anomaly. now im reading that PEs of that sector are 10 so idk I should probably look it up. I cant remember what JXNs blackbox is but it was boring and safe.

[Anonymous No.53475539]

new

>>53468387
>>53468387
>>53468387

[Anonymous No.53475542]

>>53475255
Not at all the case. The Jewish people, decentralized, are culturally taught that everyone else is "other," and those who aren't religious are actually the most dangerous. Because they're no longer moral, but they still see themselves as "other."

This is another reason why Nazis are dangerous, because they're other. And they feel other and they think they're other.

We're not "other." We just know Jewish rich guys are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.53475547]

>>53475539

[Anonymous No.53475557]

>>53475534
Heres my purchase of it. Didnt make much. Goes to show you just need to buy, hold and DCA on good stocks.

[Anonymous No.53475561]

New to stock trading, but can someone explain why there're multiple different S&P 500 listed? what are the differences?
Its also showing different gold listings when I look it up too

[Anonymous No.53475568]

>>53475328
Non sequitir. I just liked the photo and thought you both were ridiculous

[Anonymous No.53475569]

>>53475539
Early bakers should be hung, drawn, and quartered in the town square.

[Anonymous No.53475570]

Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.53475577]

>>53475354
lmao, you might make it, but that's a hell of a gamble

[Anonymous No.53475578]

>>53475485
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.53475579]

>>53475570
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.53475591]

>>53475570
lmao

[Anonymous No.53475593]

>>53475570
I bought SOXL puts on friday

[Anonymous No.53475598]

>The Cleveland Fed's Inflation Nowcasting model is now pointing to a 0.6% month-over-month increase for the Consumer Price Index for January. If that holds true, it would represent a significant acceleration compared with the 0.1% drop in prices between November and December.

This is bullish right?

[Anonymous No.53475601]

>>53474854
zoom out

[Anonymous No.53475602]

>>53475451
BCC is good long just seeing if you still had some

[Anonymous No.53475605]

>>53475557
I’ve made that mistake so many times. Bought crox in the 30s, sold around 60. Went to $120. Fuck. What was I thinking. I even shilled it here and let the economy narrative get the best of me instead of believing my own eyes. Always trust yourself first.

[Anonymous No.53475621]

Just for fun, here is my trading journey from when I started trading to what I made last year. Started trading after the 2020 crash. I have not had a red year yet. I made a ton of trades to get these returns as you can see from how much I used to get them.

[Anonymous No.53475631]

>>53475570
Holy fuck, that greasy son of a whore...

[Anonymous No.53475633]

>>53475621
Impressive. Very nice, anon. What do you think of AMBAC Financial Group? Ticker AMBC.

[Anonymous No.53475653]

>>53475633
Check out this huge green dildo.

[Anonymous No.53475655]

>>53475433
>>53475467
I think we have a steady climb up, imo. Tempted to play the options game.

[Anonymous No.53475678]

>>53475605
I remember when that picture was a screenshot on Facebook years ago. Then it became a blurrier screenshot. Now it's a picture of a fucking printed out meme.

>fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.53475679]

>>53475621
>I made a ton of trades
I flipped a coin several times*

[Anonymous No.53475680]

>>53475621
anon here scalping fractions of percents

[Anonymous No.53475696]

>>53475679
Look at the improvement YoY, anon. He’s getting better over time and actually made money unlike most.

[Anonymous No.53475700]

>>53475680
kek

[Anonymous No.53475707]

>>53475696
Anything over 40% gain per year is just an insane amount of risk there is no way around it. For every person that gambles on options or SOXL tier funds and makes money there are 9 that lose 50% plus of their portfolio.

If he really was god's gift to trading then he could walk into any analyst team and get the job, but we all know he just gambled.

[Anonymous No.53475709]

>>53475633
>AMBC
Let me consult my resources. Hmm yes, nice up and to the right graph, thats a good sign. Low volume, not volatile. Boomers on yahoo say its undervalued.
Yep that ticks all my boxes for something Id be too bored to hold. Probably a great long.

[Anonymous No.53475711]

>>53475621
What's "cost basis"? Congrats on being green in 2022.

[Anonymous No.53475750]

>>53475679
I would call my style half sentiment check/half graph analysis. I dont read 10ks or 5qs. I scalp a lot on leveraged etfs. When im down I usually hold until it picks up in my favor. Some good gains came from holding a long time like BNKU the other year, probably my longest hold of 3 months. Other gains came from scalping random pump and dumps.

[Anonymous No.53475812]

>>53475750
>I dont read 10ks or 5qs
yeah we know

[Anonymous No.53475822]

>>53475750
when gains like you don't need too

[Anonymous No.53475835]

Will TSLA keep running? Or is there a dip? Coinflip time

[Anonymous No.53475839]

>>53475821
>>53475821
>>53475821
>>53475821

[Anonymous No.53475848]

>>53475561
>what are the differences?
Click on them and read the terms. Different fees, different exchanges, different currencies, and whether they pay a dividend are the main ones.

[Anonymous No.53475863]

>>53475812
>making money from anything other than scouring financial documents for hours and playing in excel makes them seethe
when i make more money i might research and set up a boomerfolio. there are so many resources to catch all the money sloshing around though these days.

[Anonymous No.53475899]

>>53475863
I dont seethe over lottery winners either, but the more honest you are about how lucky you got the less likely it is you lose it all. Sounds like you will just gamble it all away again because gamblers gamble, and they cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.53475940]

>>53475899
im aware of my gambles but there is more to what i do than just pick a random stock, close my eyes and press buy or sell. you can read all the financial documents you want and still have the market go the wrong way, then post-rationalize why you were wrong and it was obvious. much like trying to short tesla.

[Anonymous No.53476016]

>>53475337
>My white friend
I bet I can guess what your nose looks like ...