/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53460857]

Titanic disaster edition (April 1912)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WekiGW2eUY4

Previous >>53459602

[Anonymous No.53460868]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.53460892]

50bps in february checkem

[Anonymous No.53460893]

4chan? What's that?

[Anonymous No.53460897]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53460900]

BZFD hitting $4 today, cap it senpai

[Anonymous No.53460902]

Natgas sisters

[Anonymous No.53460909]

sqqq bros
it might really be over

[Anonymous No.53460915]

>>53460902
why do you keep doing this to yourself
captcha: 800TY

[Anonymous No.53460920]

>>53460904 ?

[Anonymous No.53460921]

So no way tesla can keep rallying right? this is insane.

[Anonymous No.53460922]

kwab

[Anonymous No.53460924]

>>53460868
mumus are in full exuberance while PCE is literally flat

[Anonymous No.53460927]

>>53460902
natgas will go negative

[Anonymous No.53460930]

>>53460909
yeah its over redeem sir

[Anonymous No.53460932]

>>53460924
I got Yang calls. Fuck china

[Anonymous No.53460943]

>>53460921
exit pump
checkem

[Anonymous No.53460946]

THE STAGE IS SET FOR AN ACTUAL FULL BLOWN 08 MARKET CRASH. PREPARE ACCORDINGLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bluUxKIB4pA

[Anonymous No.53460947]

>>53460921
add some salt to that wound

[Anonymous No.53460949]

>>53460927
I sure hope so! I’m buying when it does

[Anonymous No.53460951]

>>53460921
Cathy Wood was right, $5000 per share by end of year. ARKK up 33% since beginning of year. Apologize /smg/

[Anonymous No.53460952]

>>53460921
I think it wants back to ATH

[Anonymous No.53460959]

Anyone ever use eBay? I just tried buying something on there for the first time in years and I wasn't aware that they give your money to the seller before there's even a confirmation that the item has shipped. Now some asshole has my $1,200 and hasn't shipped my order in 48 hours. Is it just me or is that an absurd way to do business?

[Anonymous No.53460958]

>>53460946
nah

[Anonymous No.53460963]

>>53460915
Greed to not be a poor nigger. I'm forever destined to be a poor nig.

[Anonymous No.53460966]

>>53460857
why did men stop wearing hats?

[Anonymous No.53460967]

>mumus exuberant with absolutely no news

[Anonymous No.53460975]

>>53460924
services inflation in PCE was +0.7% MoM (8.7% annualized
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-december-pce-core-inflation-44-vs-44-expected-20230127/
>Under the covers of this report, the Fed might not like seeing services inflation up 0.7% m/m. That's counteracted by a 1.0% decline in goods prices, including -2.3% in durable goods. Powell has expressed worry about core services inflation remaining high and said that's why they plan to hike to 5.00-5.25% and stay there.
decreased spending and rising inventories is leading to goods price decreases while services inflation rips higher

[Anonymous No.53460977]

Uranium? Uranium. Davos elite know what's up.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/18/business/dealbook/oliver-stone-nuclear-davos-wef.html

[Anonymous No.53460978]

My life would be better if I had more money, a better body and was just a joy to be around.

[Anonymous No.53460979]

>>53460946
an '08 style crash probably is a physical impossibility nowadays with all the trillions printed and dormant on the sidelines.
debatable if even a 2020 style event could be repeat.

[Anonymous No.53460983]

>>53460927
How is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.53460985]

I am up quite bigly on my TQQQ calls for next friday... but not bigly enough to make up for my TQQQ puts that expire today....
Should I keep holding those calls, or just take what I got?

[Anonymous No.53460988]

So pretty much my whole portfolio is in XOM and and CVX. Should I reduce ahead of the market crash thats coming? what are chances oil spikes again?

[Anonymous No.53460992]

>>53460959
Ebay's reliable if you use paypal. I use it for used OEM autoparts.
You can file a complaint through ebay.

[Anonymous No.53461006]

>>53460983
sorry bro
someone had to loose
turns out you are the chosen one

[Anonymous No.53461007]

Bought SQQQ at 45. Anyone else feeling it now?

[Anonymous No.53461009]

MSFT bros how are we feeling

[Anonymous No.53461012]

>>53460978
no it wouldn't
read epictetus

[Anonymous No.53461028]

>>53460909
It's the literal top. Hang in there.

[Anonymous No.53461029]

>>53461009
That is crazy, stock dropped upon weak guidance and is now way above that. Insane rally

[Anonymous No.53461030]

>>53461007
lol thats almost as dumb as me buying TQQQ at 72 and holding to this day

[Anonymous No.53461037]

The stock market owes me to go down

[Anonymous No.53461043]

>>53460857
I sold my Coinbase shares too early. I'm pissed.

[Anonymous No.53461045]

>>53460992
I just filed a complaint, got a bit of a runaround but now the seller has to respond. The concept of eBay taking my money and giving it to the seller without the seller confirming anything is fucking ridiculous to me though. It has to be some sort of pseudo-scam where they put all that pending-sale money into a big pot and slosh it around for a couple percent of interest or something, right?

[Anonymous No.53461054]

>>53460921
Anon from last thread made a great point about 0dte redditretail tards >>53460826

[Anonymous No.53461061]

Short oil
Long tech shitcos
Its 2021 again and you want to be in early before the media picks up on it in a few months and tells Boomers.

[Anonymous No.53461062]

>>53460966
I don't know but I've been watching peaky blinders and those soft cap things they wear are pretty cool

[Anonymous No.53461066]

>>53461045
yes of course it is
mercari is even worse for this (though a better experience as a whole)... they hold money from as soon as the item is bought until it's delivered and both parties have given feedback

[Anonymous No.53461068]

>>53461030
Get real

[Anonymous No.53461103]

The tard strength of this pump

[Anonymous No.53461105]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.53461111]

>>53461061
>Short oil
>on the brink of war with russia and a depleted spr
based contrarian retard

[Anonymous No.53461113]

>>53461105
>>53461103

>>53460952

[Anonymous No.53461117]

>>53461012
Epictetus was a literal slave so anything he says is just slave morality

[Anonymous No.53461118]

>>53460985
Nevermind, I just decided to roll them. Took some profit

[Anonymous No.53461130]

>>53460979
This is low IQ idk if it's worth replying because I'll get some tard BBBY-holder answer but anyway, what's likely at this point if the rate hikes continue and no pivooooot happens is a debt-driven death spiral. That's what the market is betting against at this point because they think Powell is weak and will cuck and give up on the inflation fight even though he made it clear he's going to keep rates high until 2024. The crazy thing is, some quant who predicted the 2008 crash gamed out what it would take to cause a debt event this time and it was that rates just had to go 1% to break everything. They're at 4.5% now (soon 4.75%) and the interest burden is already destroying America.
This doesn't end well for the shit and piss 500.

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53461137]

>>53460921
when mega caps bounce around like penny stocks you might want to take a step back and think about why

[Anonymous No.53461148]

the good thing is however that banks can never go bancrupt nowadays

[Anonymous No.53461149]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53461157]

>>53460900
samefagging myself, but it's coming

[Anonymous No.53461169]

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/shocking-quant-guru-calculates-fed-can-only-hike-1-it-must-halt-cycle

[Anonymous No.53461176]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53461189]

>>53461007
SOXS at 34 here

[Anonymous No.53461201]

>>53461130
>no pivot
>no interest rate cuts
>no crash
simple as
the economy is that strong
we'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate of well above (positive) 7%

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53461204]

>>53461169
they will fight the fed and they will lose
like they always have

[Anonymous No.53461221]

you bobos shouldn't've come to cow town

[Anonymous No.53461222]

And just like this the 14 year golden bullrun continues

[Anonymous No.53461223]

NEGGers, is it our time?

[Anonymous No.53461225]

>>53461204
Agreed, this is the only consistent trend recently, no point being an edgelord and trying anything different, the market has been wrong and got it's ass whooped each time

>>53461201
ur dum

[Anonymous No.53461229]

>>53461189
i have a good feeling for soxs bros next week with AMD and QCOM earnings

[Anonymous No.53461247]

omggg... i'm gonna.... pivoooooooot

[Anonymous No.53461257]

>>53461225
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53461274]

>>53461223
HE'S A NEGGer
NEGGer
NEGGer
NEGGer

[daily inflation nowcasting No.53461275]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.53461288]

>>53461103
Gonna be beautiful in a month or two when everything's back near 1 year highs, and suddenly the script flips and we're back to the most absurd panic selling you've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53461289]

>>53461148
Thanks to the American taxpayer

[HARBNIGER OF THE CRAB SIDEWAYS No.53461304]

retail is literally betting the LAST of their savings on this pump
what do you think is gonna happen

[Anonymous No.53461316]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.53461326]

>>53461289
wrong
>>53461304
we all know

[Anonymous No.53461339]

>>53461304
>indices too high
>labor market too strong
FED literally can do nothing except keep on hiking
>SPX 4250-4350pts within 1H of '23
Then most of retail might miss out on taking profits.

[Anonymous No.53461349]

>>53461304
The tops not in until you change you name back to meltup bro.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461356]

>>53461349
oh is that how it works

[Anonymous No.53461361]

>>53461229
I don't. It's gonna be, miss earnings badly, reduced guidance for 2023 but vague promises of increase in sales sometime in the distant future near the heat death of the universe and it will dump by 5% before pumping 500%.

[Anonymous No.53461369]

>>53461304

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461375]

>>53461229
>>53461361
we are currently in one of the worst earnings seasons in recent times
were at like a ~66% beat rate

[Anonymous No.53461378]

>>53461361
lil bro nvidia is the issue all this AI chat gpt bull shit hype is driving that to the moon but the chips themselves are a different story

[Anonymous No.53461382]

>>53461316
bam balam, sir

[Anonymous No.53461387]

What're /smg/'s thoughts on GAW.L. £9330/share. I know 3D printing is coming for them, but they are also leveraging their IP like never before.

[Anonymous No.53461390]

Holy cannoli

[Anonymous No.53461393]

just had a mega shit, dump incoming

[Anonymous No.53461401]

>>53461390
post your positions

[Anonymous No.53461409]

>>53461390
nice port bro

[Anonymous No.53461412]

>>53461356
Yes, but you have to honestly believe in the power of the retard rally.
You have to truly and fully believe that the Fed are cucks to the power of QQQ and profitless shitcos.

The fed are innovators in useless posturing. Nothing they do will matter. Deficits to infinity. More and more dollars. Bring out the money printer!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461417]

>>53461393
thinking about shitting myself now that ive had lunch
still 50/50 on if ill do it or not
i try not to let my body boss me around

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461445]

>>53461412
the meltup has nothing to do with the fed and just quite literally the biggest short squeeze in earths history
were talking so big that aliens in another quadrant of the universe will be reading about it in textbooks in a billion years or some shit long after our galaxy collapses into what will be later named as jerome powell's black hole

[Anonymous No.53461463]

Thank you LCID. My village can eat tonight.

[Anonymous No.53461466]

>>53461375
Tell that to the market. I've been getting heemed over the past month. Worst part is my boomer S&P is hardly up at all compared to whatever shit ARKK holds

>>53461378
Yeah nvidia up 40% on vague promises of AI over the same month that Intel, Samsung and TMC say that they have a complete surplus of chips. I'm salty and very wrong, holy shit I suck at investing. This is like onlyfans for tech jews

[Anonymous No.53461486]

>imagine shorting NVDA

[Anonymous No.53461498]

>>53460857
>picrel
clickbait is as old as newspapers

[Anonymous No.53461507]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461511]

>>53461486
hope that was just a random stocktwits quote and he wasnt serious
poor guy

[Anonymous No.53461514]

>>53461486
he did build his tranche up, right?

[Anonymous No.53461520]

SKYT OUT INTC for a semiconductor play? Intel is cheap and SKYT has room to grow. Can't decide.

[Anonymous No.53461521]

>sharpest decrease in housing data in recorded history

Uber bullish! JPOW may not even raise another 50 bepis before the pause and the pivot may come even sooner. We will be back to running the printers full steam ahead by the end of the year boyos!

BUY. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461531]

>>53461514
hes probably laying in a tranche right now

[Anonymous No.53461541]

Yeah, im thinking innovation is back on the menu bois

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461544]

>>53461521
>BUY. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.
with what money? lol
seriously do you think money grows on a tree?
trying going to the money store now and be shocked when money actually costs money now
they dont just give it out for free anymore

[Anonymous No.53461547]

>>53461247
rate hike plan is common knowledge now
leaked or whatever
couple 25s then hold there till later in the year and reevaluate
market is frontrunning that for better or worse

[Anonymous No.53461548]

>COIN mooning
>MARA crabbing in negatives
I had a choice between the two and I picked the latter. Could have been up 25k now

[Anonymous No.53461550]

>>53460868
>BRO THIS IS IT POWELL WILL HAVE TO PIVOT AND CUT RATES NOW

[Anonymous No.53461559]

>>53461486
Not that guy but it's pretty insane to think that nvidia would hit 2021 prices when crypto mining is dead, people don't have $1000 of stimulus money burning a hole in their pocket and feds rates are at 4%+. I got fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.53461561]

IS GME HAPPENING?! DID I FUCKING MISS IT

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461571]

imagine losing money because you decided to short the market while all retard mouth breathers drooling all over themselves have to do is click the buy button just to spite you

[Anonymous No.53461581]

>>53461541
wholesome cathieposting never gets old

[Anonymous No.53461584]

>>53461007
I got in around $42, so now I’m selling covered calls of SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53461586]

>everything green on absolutely no news

[Anonymous No.53461605]

>All of /smg/, institutional money and retail is bullish
>All of them technically fighting the Fed and expect 25 bepis despite no indication other than headcanon
Get out now

[Anonymous No.53461611]

>>53461586
the news is being a fake/gay doomer bear is not good.

[Anonymous No.53461613]

I see Musk is selling off shares right now

[Anonymous No.53461616]

what to buy now? made $100 on BZFD

[Anonymous No.53461618]

>>53460967
Smoothbrain take. The sooner bobos realise they know shit about macro economy the better

[Anonymous No.53461617]

>>53461586
no news is good news

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461622]

musk sold his shares when tesla was a 1000 dollar stock pre split

[Anonymous No.53461624]

SLURP TIME IS OVER
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53461632]

>>53461520
I'm all in SKYT, but keep in mind, SKYT doesn't serve the consumer electronics market, which is 80% of the semi conductor market. SKYT is the only A1 accredited US semiconductor manufacturer, but INTC is also competing for those juicy CHIPs act dollars. I'm also betting it's only a matter of time before the US military imposes restrictions on non-US made semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.53461633]

>>53461605
i am prepared for a 400 bepis rate hike this year
are you?

[Anonymous No.53461640]

>>53461605
>posts headcannon about everyone being bullish
>warns against headcannoning


pure pottery

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461641]

>>53461624
this slurp will never end
in a month the spx will be over 6 thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.53461643]

/pol/ btfo yet again lmao

[Anonymous No.53461648]

>>53461561
there is alot happening right now but GME isn't. kek baggies.

[Anonymous No.53461651]

>>53461617
They are just trying to bait that last few gullible idiots into buying before the absolute giga-dump of all dumps takes effect shortly after. SPY will be under 200

[Anonymous No.53461658]

>Retail is bullish!!!!
lol this is so obviously untrue that I can only assume the people posting it are shilling

[Anonymous No.53461663]

>>53461651
luv Selana, luv thots simple as

[Anonymous No.53461665]

When should I take profit on TSLA and short this rally?

[Anonymous No.53461673]

>>53461640
>>posts headcannon about everyone being bullish
Just read this thread

[Anonymous No.53461680]

>>53461640
>believe my headcannon
>no not their headcannon that's the wrong headcannon

[Anonymous No.53461683]

>>53461658
it's bobos desperately looking for a way out

[Anonymous No.53461690]

>>53461658
>Another /smg/ pretends it isn't retail episode

[Anonymous No.53461692]

>>53461665
Hold man, it's going back to ATH. you trust auntie Cathy don't you?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461691]

>>53461665
you could take profit by why step in front of a freight train?
short tesla after you get a daily close lower than the bar from 4 days ago

[Anonymous No.53461693]

I just wanna find a big squeeze before leddit. Pls bros. Oats.

[Anonymous No.53461695]

is ORMP ded?

[Anonymous No.53461703]

I keep getting dividends from CISCO even though I sold them 4 months ago.
Is this an exploit?

[Anonymous No.53461706]

>>53461690
sir, i run a hedge fund

[Anonymous No.53461709]

$32k worth of SQQQ at a ~$39/share cost average going into FOMC next week. $66k of BIL waiting to slurp the bottom later this year.
Feeling mighty good, bros.

[Anonymous No.53461712]

>>53461693
what if i tell you that it is you who is sqozen?

[Anonymous No.53461717]

[Anonymous No.53461718]

>>53461693
same bro. just once and i would be happy plz God let me make it

[Anonymous No.53461731]

>LCID halted again
Bastokbros we're going to make it

[Anonymous No.53461738]

>>53461640
What u mean?

>>53460897
>>53460909
>>53460922
>>53460958
>>53460979
>>53460985
>>53461221
>>53461222
>>53461247
>>53461257
>>53461316
>>53461521
>>53461541
>>53461547

[Anonymous No.53461740]

how much would you invest in picrel ETF in the current market conditions?

[Anonymous No.53461749]

>>53461740
>ETF
yeah thats a zero for me

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53461754]

>>53461717
think you can still stand to be a bit greedy when others are greedy here

[Anonymous No.53461763]

>>53461749
mutual fund?

[Anonymous No.53461764]

>>53461740
Kek tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53461770]

>>53461111
I am long oil and natgas but got bogged by warm euro winter. Hoping for another pipeline sabotage

[Anonymous No.53461773]

>>53461738
the fact that you are not able to see the irony in many of these posts is proof that you're fucking retarded. Shut the fuck up and lurk more you pathetic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.53461775]

>>53461740
I will ONLY invest if the ticker is RETARD

[Anonymous No.53461776]

>>53461717
>Fear higher in June than October despite latter being lower
Probably true but not really useful for timing the bottom

[Anonymous No.53461780]

>LCID
Is this the power of opening up a single retail center in Quebec?

[Anonymous No.53461785]

>>53461763
no please stop guessing
>>53461770
natgas down
oil up
have fun fren

[Anonymous No.53461787]

>>53461775
Based retard investor

[Anonymous No.53461792]

>>53461785
OTC derivative?

[Anonymous No.53461795]

>>53461773
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Kinda sad anon, I don't hide my stupidity behind 20 layers of shitty jokes I actually put it out in the open

[Anonymous No.53461796]

>>53461717
Imagine this adjusted by economic fundamentals, it would be completely off the charts.

[Anonymous No.53461798]

Uh oh stinky mumu
>mumus are too low IQ to know what comes next

[Anonymous No.53461801]

>>53460904
the specific Bloomberg screenshot I linked is from a twitter user called Keubiko, but he doesn't post Bloomberg screenshots all the time.

[Anonymous No.53461803]

>>53461787

[Anonymous No.53461804]

people always talk about 'retard strength', but you never hear about the accuracy
there was one at a school i used to work at who could ping you with a hardback book from 50 feet

[Anonymous No.53461809]

>>53461795
>>53461798
If I had money left I would buy more just to squeeze you fucktards harder

[Anonymous No.53461810]

>>53461798
vix goes to 10 as fears of fears ease

[Anonymous No.53461811]

>>53461773
Kek is this gonna be the cope when Powell rape hikes 50 bps?

[Anonymous No.53461813]

>>53461586
What do you mean no news? There was a plethora of data showing the US economy, specifically median income and down is utterly collapsing. This is bullish for stocks cause it means the FED pause and pivot will come sooner than was already priced in so that is being priced in more.

[Anonymous No.53461815]

>>53461780
My friend, in the year of are Lord 2023, you don't even need a working product to pump bags. All you need is a hill and gullible redditors

[Anonymous No.53461825]

Sooo….I did a thing. Is this what it means to be adulting?

[Anonymous No.53461829]

>>53461815
>What's our software built upon?
>Uh, HTML. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.53461833]

>>53461815
now THAT was a scam you didn't even need shitty gaming retail outlet or dying movie theatres

[Anonymous No.53461840]

It’s finally here. My first 2 loan payments have come. January 27th right on time.
>$.97 payment
>$24.52 out of $25 still left on principle
>$.48 of principle collected
>$.49 of interest collected

[Anonymous No.53461842]

>>53461809
Its okay you'll only lose money ironically

[Anonymous No.53461845]

>>53461809
Are.. are those tears?

[Anonymous No.53461846]

>tfw the majority of my investments are in low beta, solid, dividend growth companies

feels comfy

price go down? fuck you, pay me
price go up? fuck you, pay me
price crab? fuck you pay me

[Anonymous No.53461853]

>>53461810
Isn't vix more correlated to leverage and volume than volatility? Strange indicator to watch.

[Anonymous No.53461857]

>>53461825
nice bro. im working with 2k myself. small stack gang

[Anonymous No.53461860]

>>53461840
>not available in my state
Reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53461865]

>>53461846
Bro ditch the boomer scared shit and get into the shitcos that will pump 500%

[Anonymous No.53461867]

hook:
hoes mad (x24)

[Anonymous No.53461874]

My company may only give me a $90k bonus vs the $120k max bonus I could get and I worked my ass off last year
I'm 29 days sober but thinking of getting shitfaced tonight and playing Elden Ring my niggies

[Anonymous No.53461877]

>>53461846
I can respect that

[Anonymous No.53461879]

>>53461825
take off 1/2 let the rest ride?

[Anonymous No.53461885]

>>53461840
Also got a payment on a less risky 5 year note
>$.64 payment
>$24.75 out of $25 principle left
>$.25 of principle collected
>$.39 of interest collected
A few more notes are due before the first

[Anonymous No.53461893]

>>53461811
The truth is he doesn't even need to keep hiking by 50bps (as a bobo I don't think we'll get another 50 soon), 25bps is a lock-in according to Fedwatch, and the real worry for mumus is the Fed just holding rates at 4.75% and not pivoooooting. They can't survive in that environment, they will get heemed and they know it.
Next week, heeming recommences.
That's just how it goes, mumus nothing personnel.

[Anonymous No.53461900]

>>53461874
Cities Skylines for me

[Anonymous No.53461901]

thank fuckign god for bollinger bands. Its the only TA is use, with RSI, that has actually meant something useful. Knew that BABA dropped too fast and was gonna return to the average so i exited my puts when they were still up. Use Bollinger Bands!

[Anonymous No.53461906]

>>53461865
'no'

[Anonymous No.53461907]

>AQB is back over $1
huh, didn't think it had it in it. Such an illiquid piece of garbage though.

[Anonymous No.53461912]

>>53461885
whats it called?

[Anonymous No.53461921]

>>53461874
For me, it's Battle Brothers

[Anonymous No.53461926]

sodl tesla longs nao cause 2 days in a row 2 digit gains. but i think it can go above 200 easily so if it dips next week i might have to consider buying again longs. nasdaq is also stretching slightly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDMhFntZSjs

[Anonymous No.53461937]

>>53461885
wut am i looking at?

a note for $25?

[Anonymous No.53461947]

>>53461613
Selling a bit so he can get a comfy mattress for himself in his Twitter office.
>>53461874
Invade some noobs for me. I'm on Bannerlord tonight.

[Anonymous No.53461951]

>>53461893
>25bps is a lock-in according to Fedwatch
Lol who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.53461955]

>>53460857
COIN Chads, are you here!!?? Were mooning

[Anonymous No.53461958]

>>53461912
Prosper
>>53461937
It’s a fractional share of a loan. I only invest the minimum $25. Sort of a loan portfolio ETF of my creation

[Anonymous No.53461972]

>>53460983
physical delivery. you just wait

[Anonymous No.53461977]

>>53461813
it's an inside joke

[Anonymous No.53461978]

>>53461926
>song
>average /smg/ trying to invest in the market while bears post doom

[Anonymous No.53461995]

>>53461951
Inflation is still completely out of control, there will be no pivot or rate hike slowdowns

[Anonymous No.53462005]

>>53461951
That's what the Bbbaggys were saying about the bankruptcy filing just a day before yesterday.
He who screeches like an ape will also cope like a troon.

[Anonymous No.53462006]

>>53461978
kek

[Anonymous No.53462008]

The plan is to only invest enough capitol that will generate $50 each month. I’ll turn around and reinvest that $50 into 2 new notes. I want to see how much I can compound that initial investment

[Anonymous No.53462013]

>>53461907
Never doubt in mutant fish

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53462014]

>>53461798
problem is the vix can just sit there forever
the vix is no longer a real indication of anything
all there is to know is maybe one day the market sells off and the vix will go up some
but also the vix is saying its comfortable in the new neighborhood the market is in and it should be if you notice that weve crabbed for 7 months

[Anonymous No.53462019]

>>53461955
i deeply regretted missing my chances to short that
happy to see there'll be another chance soon

[Anonymous No.53462023]

>>53461958
and you get paid interest on the amount you loan out? interesting

[Anonymous No.53462035]

>LCID Halted
>5 mins pass
>get unhalted
>5 seconds pass
>halted again

[Anonymous No.53462037]

>>53462023
Yes the borrower pays monthly. Some will go towards the principle of their loan, and some towards interest.

[Anonymous No.53462052]

Is KO raising their dividend this year?

[Anonymous No.53462086]

>Beyond Meat is up 25%
>Buzzfeed is up 69%
>Lucid is up 80%
wew lads, this a spicy ass Friday for shit cos.

[Anonymous No.53462096]

>>53462052
Hasn't it sat at 3% more or less for decades now? They have no reason to change it.

[Anonymous No.53462099]

In other news my semis are in the process of being heemed

[Anonymous No.53462105]

Stocks for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEwAiwttN10

[Anonymous No.53462107]

>>53462035
wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.53462108]

>>53462052
does the pope shit in the woods?

KO usually announces its dividend increase in the middle of february

[Anonymous No.53462109]

There is this little qt girl that works at the gas station I go to, and every time I go there she is super interested in what i'm saying and always asks how I've been. Doesn't seem like it's normal "girl doing good customer service" thing. Problem is, she is a zoomer and it would just seem creepy to go out with her even if she on the off chance was interested. She lives in a trailer park so before you guys get too excited, I aim very low. But I hate zoomers so much it's unreal so i'm just going to ignore it. Long story short, this is crabbish for the markets

[Anonymous No.53462115]

>>53462086
Kinda feel bad for anyone who takes the stock market seriously, spending hours constructing valuation models and stuff.

[Anonymous No.53462119]

>LCID going up to 100%
Seems kosher...

[Anonymous No.53462121]

>>53462086
Lucid, holy fuck hahahahah. Man props to anyone who got in on that. Pants on fire retarded but rich nonetheless

[Anonymous No.53462127]

>>53462107
rumors that saudis are gonna buy the company. It just halted again at +72% today

[Anonymous No.53462135]

>GI you cannot profit off this market
>it is about to crash, GI
>GI, you have lost enough money already, sell
>Your government and hedgies have betrayed you
>This market is dangerous, GI
>GI, you will lose your life savings
>GI, chop loss on 3x ETFs will ruin you
>The P/E ratios are higher than ever, GI
>You are being used as liquidity, GI Joe

[Anonymous No.53462137]

>>53462109
You can train a zoomer to not be an annoying piece of shit, especially since you're older. Don't you do that at your job anyway?

[Anonymous No.53462147]

>>53462096
the pay out has increased for the last 50+ years. the % is just the share price relative to the dividend and that fluctuates daily.

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/ko/dividend-history

[Anonymous No.53462191]

>>53461632
What's SKYTs target market then? Military?

[Anonymous No.53462194]

>>53461304
things may be down but not that much. also i don't touch options so there is no automatic losses and with enough time it will eventually go green

[Anonymous No.53462195]

>>53462105

[Anonymous No.53462199]

>>53462127
Source?

[Anonymous No.53462204]

>>53462137
Yes, but she's probably 20 and i'm 35, that just seems fucked up. Seems like you'd be dating a kid.

[Anonymous No.53462210]

wtf is a seeking pass?

[Anonymous No.53462209]

I think we are going to be crabbing like this for a while, and therefore people will flock to good, active investment managers, who will be able to charge more. Reversing the trend of lower fees/people sticking to non-managed ETFs. I'm thinking of investing in some good ones - thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53462213]

>>53462109
Dude have you looked in the mirror recently? She obviously just feels sorry for you. Leave the poor girl alone you disgusting creep.

[Anonymous No.53462214]

any ASX chads here? where should i dump 2k AUD I just got in my 'down under' brokerage?

[Anonymous No.53462215]

>>53462086
>Buzzfeed went public
Kek

[Anonymous No.53462221]

>>53462014
C'mon man this isn't smart. The VIX in this trend/range only does one thing routinely and consistently and that is go up.
Go back the past few months in vix computer and check for yourself. It's all because of rate kikes and the market trying to be retarded and then getting btfo by Powell again.
If you haven't seen this pattern form yet then whatever.

[Anonymous No.53462222]

Why is it pumping!?!?!?!?! With no news?!!!!one!!!111!!

[Anonymous No.53462226]

>>53462204
>wtf dude she's in the prime fertility era of her life! that's gross wtf!

[Anonymous No.53462227]

>>53462135
that wall should be on /smg/ header to reming GI that he cannot profit in this market

[Anonymous No.53462230]

>>53462215
almost as funny as FAZE going public.

[Anonymous No.53462239]

>>53462204
i set my tinder age 18-21
i'm 34
bullish

[Anonymous No.53462241]

My brokerage started showing fractional cents in my stock prices now even though I hold no penny stocks. What gives?

[Anonymous No.53462246]

I keep not buying anything and missing out on money

[Anonymous No.53462248]

>>53462204
So? It's just dating, which is really just the two of you hanging out together and having sex. It's not a real relationship. In fact, if it started heading toward a relationship, then that's when you should cut it off.

[Anonymous No.53462250]

>>53462204
I'm 48 banging a 21 year old, ex was 25... In public just act like she's your daughter, it's fun

[Anonymous No.53462253]

What causes this?

[Anonymous No.53462264]

>>53462253
After hours market orders

[Anonymous No.53462266]

>>53462246
Hurry up and buy something. We need more exit liquidity providers.

[Anonymous No.53462267]

>LCID almost pulls a 100% in a day
>Still down 45% over 1 year
Absolute lmfao tier

[Anonymous No.53462272]

>>53462253
just bad data, GI
GI, it's not real
It is not anything to be concerned about, GI

[Anonymous No.53462273]

>>53461921
Based taste

[Anonymous No.53462276]

>>53462250
Based, how did you meet her?
I'm 43, trying to find a zoomette but I don't get out much because WFH and I live in a libshit city

[Anonymous No.53462282]

>>53462213
You're just jealous chud. Congrats your portfolio is now cursed for the foreseeable future
>>53462226
I dunno I just feel like their dad. The 18 year old girl that works for me is a literal child, If I was going to go young, I would want like 25 year old or older

[Anonymous No.53462283]

>>53462109
>lives in a trailer park
anon she's trying trap your ass by getting you to knock her up. better wrap it twice.

[Anonymous No.53462284]

SOXL GREENNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.53462285]

Reminder: If you're not up 40% YTD, you would've been better off with a portfolio of lumber.

[Anonymous No.53462301]

>>53462283
yeah she's after his medium Lowe's boxes

[Anonymous No.53462303]

>>53462115
Why? You think they should chase memes? I'm sure it would work our great. Just guess which stock out of thousands will pump over 50% in near future. How hard could this be.

[Anonymous No.53462304]

BBW (Build a Bear Workshop, obviously) is probably a good short now if HAS (Hasbro) is any indication.

The CEO also just published a book jacking herself off about how successful she's been, which is another sell signal.

[Anonymous No.53462314]

>>53462285
>WOOD have been better off
haha

[Anonymous No.53462316]

>>53462213
>>53462109
be like pic related

[Anonymous No.53462317]

>>53462276
Bumble

[Anonymous No.53462318]

>>53462230
bruh faze is public wtf. The volume going crazy also. people setting up for a short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.53462325]

>>53462109
is she white

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53462326]

Sup faggots, it's your boy The Quasar here fresh off his 3 dayer. What's the deal with VIX? Surely this shit can't go below 18, but how much longer can it stay this low?

[Anonymous No.53462327]

>>53462283
Honestly, most of /smg/ should probably be snibbed down there anyway... though I doubt Rocker could afford the procedure himself
Maybe if he starts up that patreon

[Anonymous No.53462336]

All bobo posting in the month of January was a 99% waste of time

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53462339]

>>53462109
dude you're going to cheat on your wife with a zoomer? you sound like me.

[Anonymous No.53462346]

>>53462283
Maybe a kid would be good for me. I'd definitely make sure they would never discover 4chan though. Wouldn't want to raise a Elliot Rodgers like most of you.

[Anonymous No.53462348]

>>53462318
it's been a "short squeeze" candidate since IPO. Would not touch that thing with a 100 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.53462349]

>>53462326
wish it would have been a 3 year or perma desu

[Anonymous No.53462356]

>>53462109
Swing at every ball, thats what jay t dogzone says

[Anonymous No.53462357]

>>53462303
>Just guess which stock out of thousands will pump over 50% in near future. How hard could this be.
Have you looked at the market recently? You could've thrown a dart at anything. The shittier, the better.

[Anonymous No.53462358]

>>53462317
How did you snag her though? Money, looks, physique, what?
Maybe the "all zoomettes have daddy issues" meme is real...

[Anonymous No.53462360]

made a handy $8 off 2dte covered calls, it's what i like to call 'the sweet spot'
now if you play your cards right one you might accompany me to wendy's for a couple of 4-for-4s

[Anonymous No.53462370]

>>53462191
>SKYT
Yes, military, aerospace, medical, telecommunications. They just signed a partnership with a company that radiation proofs chips, they have a few DOD contracts for a few different research projects, they have funding from CHIPs, and they have a partnership with Purdue to streamline students in their semiconductor program to jobs at Skywater. They also have a completely secure supply chain that is either in the US or allied countries. Downsides however, they do all production in house, and that is arguably less efficient than other methods that utilize bigger supply chains.

[Anonymous No.53462375]

>>53462336
Technically true

[Anonymous No.53462385]

>>53461409
Just boomer shit and NET

[Anonymous No.53462386]

>>53461901
50% of the time they work every time.

[Anonymous No.53462387]

>>53461520
Hope none of you are seriously falling for the SKYT shill.

[Anonymous No.53462391]

SQQQ is absolutely DRILLING

[Anonymous No.53462394]

>>53462356
Maybe I should enroll in Andrew Tate's hustler university so I can be a top G first

[Anonymous No.53462395]

>>53462248
>which is really just the two of you hanging out together and having sex. It's not a real relationship.
w-what's the difference?

[Anonymous No.53462396]

I made monies today and I shall dine on the finest of tendies

[Anonymous No.53462401]

>>53462357
> You could've
Hindsight is not useful when investing. Risk management is and thus I find your implications amusing. I doubt experienced investors have any FOMO looking at shitco pumps.

[Anonymous No.53462405]

FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK SHORT SQUEEZES
AND FUCK WAYFAIR

[Anonymous No.53462410]

did anyone make money off that GDP print?

[Anonymous No.53462413]

Stop going up

[Anonymous No.53462419]

>VIX at 18

[Anonymous No.53462425]

>>53462396

[Anonymous No.53462426]

VIX 1 year low

[Anonymous No.53462430]

The eternal Saudi

[Anonymous No.53462436]

>>53460857
NEW
>>53462429
NEW
>>53462429
NEW
>>53462429
NEW
>>53462429

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53462437]

>>53462349
Take the fucking butt plug out of your mouth when replying to me faggot.

[Anonymous No.53462442]

>>53462436
delet this shit thread you faggot bear

[Anonymous No.53462444]

>>53462436
no
you can do better

[Anonymous No.53462451]

>>53462316
kek

>Fathands: So you live in a trailer park?
>Her: Are you stalking me now?

[Anonymous No.53462460]

>>53462419
>>53462426
>>53462326
Heeming soon(tm)
Also baggie, stop using a tripcode you faggot jew

[Anonymous No.53462462]

>>53462436
Not posting in that shit thread

[Anonymous No.53462467]

>>53462401
The best investors do pay attention to momentum, but I think you're missing my point. Honestly I don't really have a point. It's just sad.

[Anonymous No.53462507]

PBLA is 55% shorted with a market cape of 1.5m and I retarded or could we just pool and buy everything and forced shorts to pay what ever we want?

[Anonymous No.53462511]

I maded a better new
>>53462502

[Anonymous No.53462604]

>>53462511
Good effort. This thread will still be around for 2 more hours, so you could just remain here if you're desperate.

[Anonymous No.53462609]

>>53462395
A relationship implies exclusivity, "boyfriend"/"girlfriend" terminology, and an eye toward the future (moving in, marriage, etc...)

[Anonymous No.53462644]

>>53461825
Wow, you made a $1500 deposit. It's a great start!

[Anonymous No.53462684]

>>53461840
It's really a lovely feeling isn't it anon. You gonna help me out and reveal your other two identities? I only have $5k in prosper, about 200 notes.

[Anonymous No.53462692]

>>53462358
Literally all of the above: both of them prefer dating older men and enjoy the dinners, occasional gifts, my house and demeanor. They both said that guys their age are immature dumbasses...

[Anonymous No.53462698]

>>53462370
Thanks for the run down. Funny thing is the SKYT fab is literally 30min away from me.

[Anonymous No.53462709]

>>53462358
Daddy issues definitely have a lot to do with it

[Anonymous No.53462711]

>>53460949
This.

>>53460983
Look at oil back in early 2020.

[Anonymous No.53462772]

>>53462692
Are you like 7fig or 8fig? I'm still in 6fig hell so I need to do work there.
I guess there's hope then. I'm decently fit as it is, guess I just need to get out more. I hate the idea of dating at my age though. I just want to fuck zoomettes.

[Anonymous No.53462826]

first time investor here lads fresh off the poor people boat. I was hoping for a bear market to buy after a big ass crash. Is it still on the table after this fed .25 hike or nah?
>I did buy intel very low on today's dip so I'm already profiting

[Anonymous No.53463127]

>>53462772
7fig
If she lives in a trailer and obviously likes you there shouldn't be any issues. She'll be likely be constantly second guessing herself, all you have to do is reassure her that she is safe, protected and respected. Be a man, keep it light and fun and remember to enjoy yourself. You'll be surprised at how natural and liberating it is

[Anonymous No.53463182]

>>53463127
>7fig
Yeah that is what I'm building up to atm but already been through a divorce so it's tough. But yeah having that much money is like a power unto itself, makes a lot of things easier. I feel like I just need to make money to buy myself more time to get shit done.

[Anonymous No.53463315]

>>53462826
> I was hoping for a bear market to buy after a big ass crash. Is it still on the table
Yes, the market is in full on hysterical euphoria mode right now. Don't buy in now.

[Anonymous No.53463420]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53463421]

TrNny janny nuked last thread. Jannny confirmed bobo

[Anonymous No.53463422]

what happened to the other thread

[Anonymous No.53463426]

>Delete ze thread
>Domp it

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53463438]

no dumperinos only pumperinos what happened to mannarino miss that lil niggy

[Anonymous No.53463440]

jannies are fucking out of control

give me the direct line to japmoot

[Anonymous No.53463452]

fucking tranny janny

[Anonymous No.53463453]

Janny got margin called on his TSLA shorts and decided to nuke a thread beforee braining himself.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53463468]

MARKET TOP ALERT SPY 408 WAS THE TOP OF THE STOCK MARKET FOR 2023 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53463490]

>>53463468
I made so much money today I am going to go get my pubic hair waxed and take my gookfu out to a dinner.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53463497]

>>53463490
why not just do that but then also still have pubes

[Anonymous No.53463515]

>>53463468
I agree. Credit spreads are starting to widen. This is the euphoria before the crash. Go ahead and dump it Jerome

[Anonymous No.53463518]

>>53463315
hmmm alright. I'm putting funds into my account each month but won't be buying into any stocks until some of my 5% & 10% drop alerts start going off

[Anonymous No.53463535]

>>53463518
>until some of my 5% & 10% drop alerts start going off
The market could go a lot lower than that. Don't get caught up in the euphoria right now, it won't last. All signs point to economic slowdown + a Fed that won't pivot. It's a very dangerous combo for the market.

[Anonymous No.53463603]

>>53463432
>>53463432
>>53463432
new

[Anonymous No.53463605]

>>53463490
>gookfu
Isn't she already married to some other guy who posts here?