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I am a devout Muslim man and I repudiate homosexuality. But when I invested all my life savings in chainlink, I fell in love with with another man. His name is Sergey Nazarov.

What am I supposed to do now, Muslim brothers?

>> No.53456875

become christian

islam is a shitreligion and a scam

>> No.53457052

>>53456820
Is anyone else disgusted by the fact that Sergey is 5'4".

>> No.53457068

>>53457052
He was still inside more women than you ever looked in the eyes. None of them did it without being paid but thats besides the point

>> No.53457075

>>53456820
>repudiate
Holy shit, Mo? Is that actually you?

>> No.53457078

>>53457068
>women
You misspelled cheese burgers.

>> No.53457086

>>53457078
Those are inside him and not the other way around.

>> No.53457100

>>53457086
>he doesn't know

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>>53457100

>> No.53457227

>>53456875
Christcucks will seethe because they can't convince anyone except retarded niggers that a man (a Jewish man, even) is God
What a pathetic clown-world religion
Islam is truth

>> No.53457251

>>53457227
Don't you kebabs love Jesus (pbuh)?

>> No.53457281

>>53457227
>clown-world
https://youtu.be/8Jk8j6wZwLA

>> No.53457362

>>53457251
Yes, of course. But your corrupted cuck religion is completely separate from Jesus the man.

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>>53456820
I’m literally shaking right now. I can’t believe this happened to me!!
>finally get my dad to take me to McDonald’s
>mcchicken is amazing obviously
>after the meal we're on our way out and I see him
>sergey is on his way to his limo
>go up and ask for his autograph
>"Is that all you want, kid?"
>my jaw drops and so does his plaid shirt
>I immediately dive between his folds and catch Big Mac sauce in my mouth, swallowing it quickly but not too quickly to savor the flavor
>half an hour passes and my stomach is about to burst
>at this point I'm actually starting to feel the singularity myself
>Sergey puts on his checkered blouse, winks at me, gets in his limo and leaves
>turns out my dad was watching the whole time
>says he wants to eat Sergeys secret sauce next time too

Christ almighty, what a night! And I'm still full!

>> No.53457464

>>53457068
He scales horizontally

>> No.53457510

>>53456820
investing money is haram, baka