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>> No.53451041
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What an odd pasta choice.

>> No.53451045
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Intelchuds, I warned you.

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>> No.53451064

Rememeber that the most important rule of the stock market is to have fun, if you aren't having fun just quit.

>> No.53451066

I fucking hate being an INTCel.

>> No.53451072
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>> No.53451076

I'm buying if it dips below $25.

>> No.53451081

What did we learn today?

>> No.53451082

is there a way to keep your gains from each day cos i lose mine the next day lol

>> No.53451085

Shill me your hottest dividend stocks

>> No.53451086
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SPY 410 and it's over

>> No.53451088
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I got hurt today /biz/... and not in a good way.

>> No.53451089
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i thought i could time the market

>> No.53451093

Once again, my antisemitism protects my investment capital.

>> No.53451105

BABA to 90.

>> No.53451106
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>/smg/, Cramer, retail are all bullish because they think Powell will pivot and do a 25 point hike
If you're not stacking SQQQ you're retarded

>> No.53451107
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>Bed Bath & Beyond said Thursday it doesn’t have enough cash to pay down its debts and it has defaulted on its credit line with JP Morgan, warning once again of a potential bankruptcy.
>Shares of Bed Bath plunged Thursday afternoon, prompting brief trading halts. The stock closed 22% down with a market cap of about $295 million.


>> No.53451108
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That Allah pushing the price of oil up is stronger than Jews pushing the price down.

>> No.53451113

Gonna short SKYT tomorrow.

>> No.53451114

If 3490 was the bottom, we need to hit 4188 to be up 20% and in a new bull market

>> No.53451115
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I just stack black rock and thats it.
Im tired of losing and just invest in the international jew

>> No.53451120

You could have bought SKYT last week but instead you bought INTC like a little bitch.
SKYT is going to the fucken stratosphere.

Then we have JXN. Another obvious play. You didn't buy that last week and you still refuse to buy it now. That shit will double and it pays a FAT fucken dividend.

ARCC? Shit pays a %10 dividend. I said to buy it this morning, that things were looking good for them. You could have a steady source of income. But no, no...you couldn't do it you stupid fucks. Everything shilled here is some kind of scam right? Some pajeet on the internet smearing his shitty brown hands on smg?
Now you can enjoy your INTC bags. Hold them. Take a long smell of the shit filled bags, full of Indian programmers and debt.

You get what you deserve.

>> No.53451122
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To see if you could still feel?

>> No.53451123

My target has been sub $25, but I'd be rock hard if I could pick some up for even cheaper

>> No.53451124

checked and keked
this was like right by scoopsies apartment, that part of I-5

>> No.53451125
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>> No.53451128

quit while you are ahead.

>> No.53451129

Good news for you, you'll get to buy tomorrow!

>> No.53451130

Oh and that the NFC winning the Superb Owl always signals a bull market.

>> No.53451137

Reminder to buy absolutely everything on the dump when the fed hikes 50bps next week.

>> No.53451141

I'm hoping for a $(ers - Bungles upsetb owl.

>> No.53451145

I imagine the only reason scoopsies stays in Seattle is to watch the chimpouts in person from the safety of his overpriced luxury apartment

>> No.53451150
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A few people here literally don't hold overnight. This is in contrast to the NSPY vampires who *only* hold overnight.

>> No.53451151

INTC sisters....


>> No.53451158
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>Northrop slaughtered earnings and was down 4% for the day

>> No.53451160

Also world class gay prostitutes.

>> No.53451171

Okay, I have to make a confession:
I am down 10% on my inverse LETFs.

>> No.53451176

less known divvy stocks that i have in my port are $ADP, $AMAT, $DOX, $ITW, $LIN, $PH, $UGI

>> No.53451183
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Anons, I got a real bad feeling about these pumps. They could seriously bite everyone in the ass and Jerome Powell will invoke the wrath of God with a 100bps hike rate with a vengeance!

>> No.53451185

i was disappoint in their mere 2.5% divvy increase this year ngl

>> No.53451196
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fucking INTC is fucking up my AMD position

>> No.53451197
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>hasbro AND intel took a shit today
Doesn't get more based than today

>> No.53451199

Nate Bronze has Cheifs over the Bengals over the Eagles over the 49ers

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>> No.53451211

Lets have a 2 minute silence for the fallen intel Pajeets. As they walk down the valley of poo, may they fear no toilet, for (you) is with loo.

>> No.53451213

Visa didn't drill. There may be some optimism somewhere.

>> No.53451214

>16 cents loss per share
>expected loss of 80 cents per share in Q1
>36.5 cents of dividend per share
So they will definitely have to cut their dividend, at the latest this summer, right?

>> No.53451215
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Faggot picking the top seeds. That retard can't even forecast baseball anymore.

>> No.53451219

Accumulation signal

>> No.53451223

Betting against posts like this is one of the most reliable sources of alpha in the market. Signs to look out for:
>lack of meaningful fundamental insight. Surface level observations at best
>thinks dividends are relevant, chases high yield.
>uses hindsight bias to extrapolate future gains
>appeal to authority while posting anonymously. No actual provable track record of success.
>XXXX to the moon!

Learn to recognize the signs of a pumper shill, your portfolio will thank you.

>> No.53451234

Pretty sure all semis are gonna dump at least until summer.

>> No.53451238

should i close a Mar 3 CC that's already at 50%

>> No.53451248
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>SOXL -4%

>> No.53451252
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HAS is one of the 15 most LGBTQ Friendly companies in the US. There is no way government will allow it to dip that much

>> No.53451254
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I lost more than half of my money on intc , i was about to escape 3 fig hell but i did the wrong move like always . Im litteraly crying rn

>> No.53451255

I just want Prakesh to include a screenshot of his portfolio one of these days. If only to see what an Indian brokerage looks like.

>> No.53451263

I would be very happy if BABA fell -10% tomorrow.

>> No.53451267
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That people are going deeper into debt in an environment of rising interest rates?

>> No.53451269

Intel is genuinely going to end up being a penny stock. They took the go work go broke strategy and turned on turbo mode.

>> No.53451273

You shouldn't be able to lose half of your money on one bet. Stop gambling like a degenerate.

>> No.53451279

pepe edits with the logo and charts when the number of shares needed to make are short signals too

>> No.53451280

LGBT got delisted. There goes the steady buying liquidity.

>> No.53451281
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this post was made yesterday

>> No.53451283
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>my target date retirement fund position is now +$49
I'm going to be waging forever

>> No.53451291
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Fuck Silvergate?

>> No.53451314
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WHAAAAT? Oh g-d I've been duped!

>> No.53451319
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new alert set

>> No.53451321

INTC lost market share (again) to AMD.next week AMD earnings will show and we will rally hard. not going to prematurely sell my AMD position I slurped up between $55-60
semis unironically bottomed, INTC is just dogshit by itself

>> No.53451323

So up until 4pm today the common attitude was that Intel doesn't matter but as soon as earnings come out it's suddenly so important that the entire market shits itself? What a fucking joke. I will never understand how people could be bearish on a company that has government contracts and brings in $14 billion in a single quarter, it's like the market is run by a bunch of 14 year olds.

>> No.53451325

>hasbro to cut 1000 jobs
Press S to spit

>> No.53451333

Guvvie can't let that happen that's probably what is keeping them afloat in the first place
I used to think like you and then after looking in to them they have their hands so deep into politicians pockets they are fondling their balls.

>> No.53451334

2022 *was* the worst year for 60-40 portfolios in, well, ever. Therefore you can only go up from here.

>> No.53451344

>escape 3 fig hell
Get a paper round?

>> No.53451354

Pepe edits are a huge red flag. Anime edits are sometimes passable. HDSN was a good pick.

>> No.53451360

Just go all in iemg
America is fucking done for

>> No.53451363
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he's gonna start posting more now that TQQQ is recovering

>> No.53451364

Is Intel even going to even offer guidance?

>> No.53451367
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joke's on you
in this case, S means suck!

>> No.53451371
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Something happened to hasbro?

>> No.53451372

Probably but the infinite money machine overheated and now they are expecting some companies in the wreckage. Watch Microsoft buy Intel at some point.

>> No.53451373

>15% of workforce

>> No.53451374

Stocks have had their best January in like 20 years. How are you losing money?

>generational bottom last year
>stocks are going up

Nobody could have predicted this!

>> No.53451379

Buy US defense stocks.

>> No.53451389

He looks like he was designed by AI. Lot of uncanny valley vibes from him.

>> No.53451390
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>HDSN was a good pick.
I was the original shill, made good money last year, just wished I rode it a bit longer myself

>> No.53451397
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gimme a dip sir

>> No.53451399

Yeah he's pretty stupid, got the midterms wrong like an idiot

>> No.53451403
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What happened here?

>> No.53451405

>Stocks have had their best January in like 20 years. How are you losing money?
Reminder that this 100% means that Powell is going to come out swinging on Wednesday. He's going to be the grim reaper. It will be absolutely brutal and there's no chance it will only be a quarter point.

>> No.53451408

The sustained levels of cope are impressive I gotta say.

>> No.53451420

Given that semi stocks are all the rage (especially in /smg/, I'm surprised I've never seen anyone shill AEHR here.

>> No.53451424
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That's Tay's pulse...
She's still alive...

>> No.53451425

if I sell my ethereum and bitfarms shares, I can buy 857 JEPI shares. Do I do it? Or what the fuck else does $50k buy?

>> No.53451427
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I rode GD up 50% through the last couple years, its still overvalued. I refuse to touch NOC and LMT.

>> No.53451441

This is one of the weirder bear copes that has developed. Somehow they think Powell is on their side after they called him a liar for two years. I guess we'll have to see but I'm willing to bet you dumbshits are going to get rekt.

>> No.53451443

>Powell gonna save the bears
nah, 25 bepis, maybe some sternly worded guidance which will worst case scenario give a dip to buy into
bears are fucked with a capital ph

>> No.53451445
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Anime is always a buy... unless the stock is shit

like TBLT and ASMB

>> No.53451446

pillow case and a baseball will take care of those

>> No.53451448

If you already have it I wouldn't sell, I just mean that I don't expect them to rally just yet.
They still have a higher multiple that can get compressed.
Nvidia is gonna dump harder still

>> No.53451449

I miss her

>> No.53451454

You asked this last thread and didnt get an answer because its a retarded question.
What you buy depends on what you goals are with your $50k.

>> No.53451470

You don't seem to understand what Powell is attempting to do. He needs wealth to be brought out of the economy. The Fed understands they created the last bubble, they are now creating a counter bubble. Look at job creation, it is still going strong. That is the number one metric they are looking at. The fact that wealth is now pouring back into the market is going to force the Fed even harder. Easy half point increase.

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>> No.53451477

>Somehow they think Powell is on their side after they called him a liar for two years.
Same could be said about bulls
Actually it would be more apt if it applied to bulls

>> No.53451478

>Star Wars brand in the shitter
>D&D debacle
>MTG players think they've destroyed their game
>resorted to selling $600 crowdfunded playsets and half the time they fail and aren't funded
>layoffs coming

>> No.53451485

Ah thanks. What a mess.

>> No.53451487

Someone didn't Limit order in after hours and is probably getting raked

>> No.53451494
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making plastic shit nobody wants

>> No.53451505

Kids dont play with toys anymore. They watch Coco Melon on their iPads. Buy AAPL

>> No.53451517
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Right but did anything new happen?

>> No.53451519

My goal is to make more $. Preferably $500k. Does that make sense? You inbred faggot

>> No.53451520


You guys are fucken morons. Its that simple.
Slurp that INTC dip so I can laugh at you next month.

>> No.53451536

Stick to your crypto coins faggot
Hope you lose it all

>> No.53451542

Id rather buy myself an ASMB lady at this point. Intel is over.

>> No.53451545
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I want cheaper Overstock

And I want the vaccism to end

>> No.53451553

vaccism? chuds won, there are no restrictions or mandates

>> No.53451561

You in Florida or something?

>> No.53451572
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>line charts

>> No.53451579

NTA obviously but I'm in Texas and there are zero restrictions here anymore. What commie shithole do you live in?

>> No.53451588

redditors on suicide watch
>but muh community!!

>> No.53451590

I’m going to walk into Panera bread now and steal peoples mobile orders. Thanks 4chan

>> No.53451594

There are likely kids in ROTC younger than this copypasta.

>> No.53451598
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I just can't believe that 25-30% down on the indeces really was it after printing all that money and pumping stocks to those insane levels in 2021
Retail investors must be heemed to a level where they just sell and never want to touch stocks again before I get bullish

>> No.53451601
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>thinks dividends are relevant, chases high yield.
This except for tobacco and oil.

>> No.53451606
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Imagine buying anything other than VTI and DGRW. I cant fathom having to keep up with all these bullshit corporations.

>> No.53451607

I live in the capital of Leftyism, Seattle, and there are no restrictions here

>> No.53451609

I agree with NVDA. it's too expensive right now it will go down pretty hard

>> No.53451624

I want to work in healthcare but even many finance jobs still require the shot. Healthcare requires masks and jabs everywhere I look.

>> No.53451640

Market is finally going to pump after Ive finally capitulated. Im selling everything tomorrow and its going in my checking account where I cant trade with it. Im taking what brainlet gains I got before I lose it all.

>> No.53451644

And tomorrow the market will start pricing in the now anticipated Amazon and Google horrible earnings next week. Tesla of course is an anomaly because they lowered the prices of their car so now everyone and their mother has one. They obviously can't sustain that volume so it was a one-time thing. But the market was too stupid to recognize this so thought that recovery was happening. Now bulls are once again trapped. AMD to shit the bes next week along with Google and Amazon. Amazon obviously will be hideous. And then Powell will come out on Wednesday to do a half-point increase instead of the expected quarter point because he's pissed wealth is coming back into the market when he needs it to come right back out. Not to mention jobs, which he is telegraphed many times is the number one metric, are still very hot. If you are not cash or short right now I pity you.

I'm not a perma bobo, I sold my position yesterday. After the market bottoms out from Powell, it will recover by the time the 12th hits with that CPI report. But get ready for some nasty shit before then.

>> No.53451647
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>he bought the pump

>> No.53451648

bad ticks, very common. almost as common as you posting those charts 10 times every thread asking what happened

>> No.53451654

Oil is a special case because if management isn't putting 80% of profits into buybacks or dividends, they're probably trying to figure out a way to rob you.
This is true of most commodities producers, in my experience.

>> No.53451659

ARCC is a BDC. Very similar to a REIT. Required by law to pay 90% of its income as a dividend to shareholders in return for special taxation and less strict regulations.
But you wouldn't know that.

>> No.53451666

That's probably not going away for a while, if at all

>> No.53451668
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fuck Intcel

>> No.53451682

same. /g/ was destined to become this huge and my parents telling me to get into IT might not have been the dumbest suggestion. that an driving a big rig in the outback. i'm still stuck on something a little more suit and tie centric.

>> No.53451688
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always WAS

>> No.53451690

Suck a dick. But the question stands, let's say you're not a faggot like I said you were. what would you buy that would make me $?

>> No.53451698

Intel calls at open

>> No.53451718

I fucking hate it. It makes no sense.

>> No.53451722

Ah, that blows.

>> No.53451727

>I’m going to walk into Panera bread now and steal peoples mobile orders. Thanks 4chan
How do you do that at Panera?

>> No.53451740

guys what went wrong with intel

>> No.53451745
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State your pronouns, chud.

>> No.53451746

It's pretty stupid, you can fake an exception for religious or medical reasons but if you get caught that's a fraud which is a felony and you're fucked career wise
Up to you

>> No.53451752

surely intel will do a reversal like microsoft and end up green???? haha

>> No.53451758
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We full bull mode. Anyone else still bearish? What's the normie sentiment?

>> No.53451771

mine was scalped by small transparent text indicating an OTC with a $6.95 commission fee that was indicated by one of the many redundant price points of the review order - $16 gone like a fart in the wind on 4 shares of penny stock not even $3 worth. fuck canada
i can make the money back but i don't want to play the market and i'm gonna try my best to avoid having to.

>> No.53451773
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just wait until conference call with CEO sucking each shareholders dick and it will pull a MSFT on open
this will complete the clown market we're in right now

>> No.53451777

Almost every normie is still bearish, which is why I'm sure we are hitting ATH soon.

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Wait, Intel is almost 5% divy at these prices?

>> No.53451786

Normies are still sidelined waiting for the circuit breaker crash

>> No.53451796

two companies raised their divvy yesterday and my forward income increased $31

that's nearly one hour of wage cucking every year i'll never have to do again (i figure $35/hr is a good retirement income from divvies alone)

>> No.53451801

Isn't the conference call ongoing right now. I don't see a reversal happening

>> No.53451804

They ditched the conference call

>> No.53451810
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Crabbing right beneath break even. What do I do? It’s 30/70

>> No.53451822
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>becoming bullish at the top of a pump

>> No.53451824

*$32 didn't factor in the cents

always gotta factor in the cents

>> No.53451832

>Almost every normie is still bearish

>> No.53451833

kek and here i was a few days ago thinking - better get into intc before it turns it all around, but never bothered
laziness wins again

>> No.53451838
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why is she so perfect?

>> No.53451843

still above where i wrote puts... somehow. option writing chads stay winning. call buyers stay losing.

>> No.53451855

It's essentially a mutual fund with subpar returns and a small hidden blowup risk. Look at how it performed in 2008.
It's for people who don't know or care to invest their own money, so they'd rather hold something where someone else invests for them. Tax rate on the unqualified dividends will kill compounding unless you hold it in a tax-advantaged account.
It's not terrible, but nothing special worth shilling.

>> No.53451857

I know bobos live in a delusion world, but you can literally go check twitter or r*ddit and observe the permabears yourself.

>> No.53451864

You are the normie. And almost everyone here is bullish. That is a sure sign of collapse.

>> No.53451874

Cope harder boboid, we're going to hit a new ATH by April at latest.

>> No.53451875

How much money do I need to be surrounded by available booba 24hrs a day?

>> No.53451883

>you can literally go check twitter or r*ddit
Why would I want to do that? Sounds like you're the normalfag

>> No.53451886

Kek has spoken

>> No.53451892

willingly or paid? you could probably waste your salary on constant hookers at 500k/yr

>> No.53451894

you just need to be unvaxxed and wait for all the jabbies to drop dead. then it will be like the manga 'world's end harem' for you

>> No.53451895
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SAVA. lol.

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>a collapse
How long will it take until you schizos fuck off?

>> No.53451908

So you're just trolling then? You stated it was untrue that normies are bearish and yet refuse to go observe them being bearish?

>> No.53451919

Selling my SOXL and buying 500 shares of JEPI. Good or bad?

>> No.53451926

>bank of america guy asking intel a question has the most off the boat indian accent

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i for one smell fomo and nothing else

>> No.53451933

I typically fuck 5-7 hookers every week, costs me around $1500

>> No.53451934

If you adjust it for inflation, it was much more than 30%. Not sure what bobos expected to be honest.

>> No.53451937

seems smart to me. huge bull run could be a re-trace. if you already made a bunch of money wait for a better opportunity or just leave it in SOXX instead of SOXL

>> No.53451943
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>tfw no Karen

>> No.53451944

JEPI is a crowded trade and has only held up because the rotation out of tech kept the underlying up (which are all also crowded).

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>> No.53451952

I go off the fact at retail is basically always bullish, if we're being honest

>> No.53451962

Kek, check how red her palms are. I hope they didn't have to be amputated just for a tiktok meme.

>> No.53451967

Retail was bullish when BTC was over 60k and the NASDAQ hit 16,000, they were bearish at the generational bottom when the S&P was 3500 and remain bearish now.
Dilate, boboid fag.

>> No.53451974

sleight of hand probability anon. remember this old adage - always do opposite of what ____ say.

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gives divvies

>> No.53451985

I am a bit surprised that datacenter and AI is actually above expectations for Intel. I expected that to crater hard against AMD.

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Intel is so bad. How do you mismanaged and fail do consistently?

>> No.53452008
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why would somebody with a PhD in Chemical Engineering need $100 for cum?
unless it's all a scam and they just send you some homeless druggie's jizz

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nude beach bartender

>> No.53452035

they said their sapphire rapids is expected to be strong and 95% are still intel.

i expect some slimy lawyers to lobby the US Govt to give them some juicy subsidies on the lines that a shifting competition landscape means it's easier for chinese owned companies to take market share.. I know that europe is already giving them gibs

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>normie sentiment
who cares, every day is a by the books open dump and culling of the normies, and then a reversal into bigly green close

>> No.53452047

Meh, not every bankruptcy is the same. One of my most profitable trades ever was a company that filed bankruptcy because they just needed more time to restructure their loans to pay all debts, not go completely under and pay people back pennies on the dollar in some order determined by the courts.

Bed Bath has the name, assets and ability to not go under. I foresee my next most profitable trades ever being very near

>> No.53452048

They've been too dependent on government handouts and lost any aspect of innovation or dynamics that made them succeed in the first place.

>> No.53452061

>Yellow Ranger is Asian
>Black Ranger is black
This will always be funny.

>> No.53452062

How big do you think JPows Bepis is?

>> No.53452063

I had some asiago focaccia bread from Panera a couple of weeks ago that was the shit. See if you can swipe some of that.

>> No.53452071

why do you think Brainard's eyes are bugged out like that?

>> No.53452076
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>always do opposite of what ____ say.

>> No.53452079

> self marked his post as Fud because it contains something negative
Yeah I wonder how he found himself in that position. Literal echo-chamber with self-censoring drones.

>> No.53452086

Their product just fucking sucks. That's it. They coasted for decades on anticompetitive practice and government contracts and as soon as a competitor did something as simple as make a CPU socket consistent for 3 generations, it was fucking over.

>> No.53452089

Chips Act was such a meme

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And the white ranger is ded

>> No.53452110

Too soon, bro, too soon.

>> No.53452118

it's homophobic that they havent done a rainbow ranger yet
>although they did make Tommy gay in the current comics

>> No.53452122

I just went to reddit. All the bears are getting downvoted by euphoric denialists. You have to go back.

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Intel incels.

>> No.53452129

watching niggers die will always put a smile on my face

>> No.53452138

>bobo schizo makes shit up
You fags lose money because you only look to confirm your own bias.

>> No.53452181

it is time to slurp the dip on hasbro. this is insider financial advice and totally not schizo posting

>> No.53452182

Boboids, Milk breaths. Honkaloid abusers. You will have your time. You will say. Our names.

>> No.53452186

>the rally higher over the past month in tech has been led by semis
>cyclical / growth tech rotation
>intel shits the bed
>narrative dies

>> No.53452190

By investing in the personal wealth of executives instead of the company, you know same as Boeing and the rest of the zombie dinosaurs in the US

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I need a new CPU but I'm not going to buy one because I want earnings to be even worse this quarter
>what can I do to change your mind Mr. Bobo?
You can sell all your stocks until the S&P 500 hits my target of 2800

>> No.53452204

>buying hasbro
>when their Q4 is this bad and their Q1 is going to be even worse

>> No.53452206
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It's the CEO. I judge companies by the energy of the CEO. Do you believe in him? I don't. Still do not. How about Lucid Motors? Not that guy either. I don't believe in him.

This started as a simple theory but imagine working under someone, their energy determining how amped up you are. Elon's a winner (and dangerous) for this reason

>> No.53452224

>muh intel value investing
>muh you're all small brains for not buying intc
>muh I'm big brain for investing in value like intc
I hope that anon is out there somewhere, crying

>> No.53452227

Elon is a drain on the companies he is CEO for, his companies do best when he is not focused in them

>> No.53452228

except more women than men got vaxxed

>> No.53452231

Quite literally doesn't even need the narrative the market goes up for 4-6 weeks at a time plus crabbing at the top and then goes down for 4-6 weeks at a time plus crabbing at the bottom.

People in these threads get so salty meanwhile I'm flipping between TQQQ and SQQQ whenever we go too low or too high like smdh 2bh famalama fr fr.

>> No.53452242

Data Center moves way slower than consumer in terms of market share.

>> No.53452244

that's me, probably. i am still up on my puts i wrote. stay mad lil nigga

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Shoutout to my nigga Steve "Ballin" Ballmer for being they most hype CEO of all time. OF ALL TIME.

>> No.53452251

Intel's ESG score pretty good though.

>> No.53452253

>JEPI is a crowded trade
JEPI is an etf of solid companies that sells covered calls. It can't be "crowded".

>> No.53452255

her hands are so frostbitten
she's lucky she didn't pass out in one of the 4 foot snowdrifts

>> No.53452256

The only thing Sapphire Rapids is strong against is AMD's server CPU's a generation ago.

>> No.53452262

Same fags that bought META @200

>> No.53452266

>Efficiently Scamming Goyim

>> No.53452272

anything can be overvalued

>> No.53452280

actually im the same guy who shilled meta at 100.

some people can actually time the bottom, sorry for your lack of skill

>> No.53452292

Why does CSCO employ a 10/10 Chinese smokeshow. She should be a model or trophy wife.

>> No.53452303

Look a tripfag I haven't filtered

>> No.53452331

Bro this is not the place. Jesus wait for movie night at least

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Okay, which one of you chose the house pic for this article? This place is ruining me.

>> No.53452341

Brother you an idiot. Remember 2012 to 2022? Come onn

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>> No.53452347

The new Rorschach Test.

>> No.53452356

I see merchants everywhere man.

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>> No.53452399

merchants rule everyone thing around me

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You should buy ZIM. At least this way you can be a merchant.

>> No.53452423

Please end the vaccism or help me find a better career without bullshit like that

Or maybe I should expatriate

>> No.53452444

being dumb enough to refuse the vaccine is the simplest iq test filter for HR since race discrimination was legal

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>being dumb enough to refuse the vaccine
Enjoy your heart attack vaxxie

>> No.53452462

You wouldn't be so eager to take it if you knew how many drugs are rejected during P3. I'm never taking any experimental drugs

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heh heh yeah we gonna dip and rip

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I issue a challenge to smg.
Find me a stock with a higher PE than PODD.

>> No.53452472

Question. Did you respect it initially? Did you go for it? Or are you just now rebelling. I'm interested to see if the economy is changing based on the redpilling of its workers.

>> No.53452477

good thing the vaccine was in development since sars 20 years ago then

>> No.53452500

Idiots don't understand phase trials. They've never done research in their lives or maybe never had the reason to.

>> No.53452505

> the longer it takes to develop something the safer it is
That's not how it works. The only way to assess safety is to go trough trials. Also many drugs are developed for years or decades. and still get rejected. Sometimes biomemes pull some sketchy shit due to frustration and got through P2. P3 eventually catches those scammers though.

>> No.53452509

JEPI will start to underperform when quality, dividends, and defensive styles are rotated away from

>> No.53452515

If you took the vax, you are now a patient in Phase Two.

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Where is the Inverse Cramer ETF?

>> No.53452529
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didnt realize we had so many phd biochem workers, guess youre out of a job then huh since you dont agree with the science? too bad...

>> No.53452533

>you are now a patient in Phase Two.
it already failed P1, so technically the trial is over

>> No.53452537

>Take thing
Catch covid anyway, lots of health problems
>Dont take
Literally nothing happens

One of those above is dumb, the other not.

>> No.53452540

Are you that NeverBeenWrongBefore anon who was posting a year ago? You write just like him.

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>> No.53452549

I'm stock market investor who also researched biomemes before trying investing in them.
But go ahead and ridicule knowledge of other people. You have nothing else left clearly since you're completley clueless on the topic.

>> No.53452550

I've said this last thread and I'll say it here.
You guys are way too schizo for your own good.

>> No.53452560
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>Joe Reddit
>Black QB

>> No.53452564
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You- you cheated!

>> No.53452573
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Bear bros, I’m scared.

>> No.53452579

BBBY is heating up.
Everything points to buyout.
RSU’S being cashed out.
Bond payments scheduled.
Blackrock got their voting rights back today for 14% of the outstanding shares.
The “default” is likely a change of control due to buyout deal being completed.

>> No.53452587

i'm glad you lost money

>> No.53452592

>Everything points to buyout.
At what price? Do you think it will be above $.20 per share?

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I did

>> No.53452594

Guess I know how to do research because I had to learn how to do it before I graduated from a university. It's called JStor. Check it out. It's probably free if you still have access to your university email. Login through your university's library website.

The real people in charge are doing way more research than this and they are way ahead of everyone. That's why they're capitalizing on it. E.g. Pfizer.

>> No.53452599

Even if that happens, that being, the buyout. All current share holders will just be wiped out or diluted to nothing, or sold out at $0.01 per share or some shit.

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oh look it's reddit

>> No.53452605

The only thing he did that made him exceptional, is that he was willing to risk his entire fortune on developing falcon 9, but his interference in insisting certain design features that real engineers are against hold back his company's

>> No.53452607

it will be above $5 and every share bought right now is direct profit
sour grapes if I ever saw it

>> No.53452612

Hmm... I gained two months of runway this month.

>> No.53452623

>Noah, get the flood

>> No.53452627
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INTC earnings weren't good but hey least I'm gonna get more cheap shares to bag tomorrow if it falls below 26. Finished today green overall though. Wife decided to tease me yesterday. Things were heating up and uh a certain part of me was very awake. Just as she was getting ready to put that part "asleep" the phone rang. Poor me. By the time she got done with the phone that certain part had fallen "asleep" on its own. But this morning she made it up to me. Nothing like a naked woman uh doing very nice things to your member with her mouth in the shower. (Hey I had to get ready for work so this saved uh time)

>> No.53452639

tell me which companies in jepi are low quality

>> No.53452645

nutting in the morning just ruins the whole day

>> No.53452647

> it will be above $5 and every share bought right now is direct profit
That's so cool. Although I'm worried that the person who buys it might not have done any research, because BBBY lost over $5 per share just last year. I hope he will be ok.
Still, I'm happy that you will make so much profit.

>> No.53452651

You keep using that word...
>>53452579 is an actual schizo.

>> No.53452658

Don’t give him yous
He thinks jepi went up because people bought jepi

>> No.53452660

How the fuck does Intel miss on earnings? They basically have a monopoly.

>> No.53452667

This is 100% true financial advice

>> No.53452668

>make a simple observation

the absolute state

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>> No.53452673

You think its bad now? Just wait until the new kids undercut that monopoly in the future.

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ty anon i didn't want to explain

>> No.53452688

>spend millions into rebranding and fresh look
>insane product trailer production
>outdated site that looks like from the 2000s
>product trailers using worst 3d cgi
are you telling me that marketing isn't going to revive pats business?

>> No.53452694

Maybe 10 years ago.

>> No.53452700

CHTR earnings predictions?

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>> No.53452714

Nobody buys a server with AMD CPUs unless they want it to fail in less than 2 years.

>> No.53452724
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what does your research tell you about russia

>> No.53452725


uuuhhhh bullbros.... ? ff .. ff ake.. and gay right.... right??

>> No.53452731

we're convincingly above 4k. it's over bobo you cna rest

>> No.53452739

Die BABA die

>> No.53452741

Are agricultural etfs like CORN and WEAT good long term holds?

>> No.53452742

Keep at it and check back in 20 years?

>> No.53452748

Dont have access to anymore funds until the 30th I think. Sad times. I want to add to my portfolio. Oh well, off to bed.

>> No.53452755

There aren't many medical academic journals about Russia, so I can't say I've ever delved into them before. But I wish I knew.

But my personal, own, dumbass opinion (see the difference) says maybe they start to overtake Ukraine by mid-year simply by numbers alone. That's how they've won wars before. They just wear their opponents down.

>> No.53452759

NO. The price of ag goods ebbs and flows with the weather and global trade. You want to be swinging those or hedging.

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Yea, BABA is going down short term

>> No.53452779

That's what I was thinking. Cheers

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>if youre not with the [current thing] you're against it!

>> No.53452786

No. Commodities ETFs are dogshit for several reasons.
>High expense ratios
>Futures contracts frequently trade in contango, adding roll costs
>No profits/yield. At best you can expect the commodity to rise with inflation.
You can trade them as part of a strategy, but they're not longterm or permanent holds.

>> No.53452788
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You guys are like Qanon boomers

>> No.53452799

they literally are.

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Get ready esmgee niggas! WAR DRUMS ARE BANGING! Democrat defense secretary, Lloyd "NIGGER" Austin, WILL DELIVER TO BOBOS

>> No.53452805

>simply by numbers alone. That's how they've won wars before. They just wear their opponents down.
That shit only works when the other side tries to invade them, and they just keep retreating and burning their own country down until the other guys starve to death and go home. Sending wave after wave of under-equipped retards into modern weaponry just makes a lot of dead retards.

>> No.53452809

All commodities are cyclical.
Price going higher results in increase in production which leads to oversaturation of the market and price drop, which is followed by production cuts and disruption to the markets that leads to price increases. Equilibrium is rather uncommon.
Due to this nature of commodities, you will often find producers trading at very low P/E. It's due to the market pricing in future earnings drop. Everyone knows how it works and wants to cash out before price collapses.

>> No.53452811

SJIM is not yet listed. You can watch https://tuttlecap.com/media/ for news though I bet.

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Never took the vax, I hope Zelensky and Putin are assassinated, Q anon is fake

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>> No.53452953

They're high quality(as in the factor) is what I mean