/smg/ - SEALS Market General

[Anonymous No.53451030]

Navy SEALS edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.53451041]

What an odd pasta choice.

[Anonymous No.53451045]

Intelchuds, I warned you.

[Anonymous No.53451055]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE TECH.

[Anonymous No.53451058]

jxn

[Anonymous No.53451064]

Rememeber that the most important rule of the stock market is to have fun, if you aren't having fun just quit.

[Anonymous No.53451066]

I fucking hate being an INTCel.

[Anonymous No.53451072]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53451076]

>>53451045
I'm buying if it dips below $25.

[Anonymous No.53451081]

What did we learn today?

[Anonymous No.53451082]

is there a way to keep your gains from each day cos i lose mine the next day lol

[Anonymous No.53451085]

>>53451072
Shill me your hottest dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.53451086]

SPY 410 and it's over

[Anonymous No.53451089]

i thought i could time the market

[Anonymous No.53451088]

I got hurt today /biz/... and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.53451093]

>>53451045
Once again, my antisemitism protects my investment capital.

[Anonymous No.53451105]

BABA to 90.

[Anonymous No.53451106]

>/smg/, Cramer, retail are all bullish because they think Powell will pivot and do a 25 point hike
If you're not stacking SQQQ you're retarded

[Anonymous No.53451107]

>Bed Bath & Beyond said Thursday it doesn’t have enough cash to pay down its debts and it has defaulted on its credit line with JP Morgan, warning once again of a potential bankruptcy.
>Shares of Bed Bath plunged Thursday afternoon, prompting brief trading halts. The stock closed 22% down with a market cap of about $295 million.
BED BATH AND BAGGIES FUCKED

THEY ARE DEFAULTING ON THEIR LOANS AND STILL HAVE $1.2 BILLION IN JUNK BOND DEBT

[Anonymous No.53451108]

>>53451081
That Allah pushing the price of oil up is stronger than Jews pushing the price down.

[Anonymous No.53451113]

Gonna short SKYT tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53451114]

If 3490 was the bottom, we need to hit 4188 to be up 20% and in a new bull market

[Anonymous No.53451115]

>>53451085
I just stack black rock and thats it.
Im tired of losing and just invest in the international jew

[Anonymous No.53451120]

You could have bought SKYT last week but instead you bought INTC like a little bitch.
SKYT is going to the fucken stratosphere.

Then we have JXN. Another obvious play. You didn't buy that last week and you still refuse to buy it now. That shit will double and it pays a FAT fucken dividend.

ARCC? Shit pays a %10 dividend. I said to buy it this morning, that things were looking good for them. You could have a steady source of income. But no, no...you couldn't do it you stupid fucks. Everything shilled here is some kind of scam right? Some pajeet on the internet smearing his shitty brown hands on smg?
Now you can enjoy your INTC bags. Hold them. Take a long smell of the shit filled bags, full of Indian programmers and debt.

You get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.53451122]

>>53451088
To see if you could still feel?

[Anonymous No.53451124]

>>53451088
checked and keked
this was like right by scoopsies apartment, that part of I-5

[Anonymous No.53451123]

>>53451045
My target has been sub $25, but I'd be rock hard if I could pick some up for even cheaper

[Anonymous No.53451125]

>>53451107

[Anonymous No.53451128]

>>53451081
quit while you are ahead.

[Anonymous No.53451129]

>>53451076
Good news for you, you'll get to buy tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.53451130]

>>53451081
>>53451108
Oh and that the NFC winning the Superb Owl always signals a bull market.

[Anonymous No.53451137]

Reminder to buy absolutely everything on the dump when the fed hikes 50bps next week.

[Anonymous No.53451141]

>>53451130
I'm hoping for a $(ers - Bungles upsetb owl.

[Anonymous No.53451145]

>>53451124
I imagine the only reason scoopsies stays in Seattle is to watch the chimpouts in person from the safety of his overpriced luxury apartment

[Anonymous No.53451150]

>>53451082
A few people here literally don't hold overnight. This is in contrast to the NSPY vampires who *only* hold overnight.

[Anonymous No.53451151]

INTC sisters....

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-26/intel-tumbles-after-forecast-suggests-its-comeback-is-far-off?srnd=premium

[Anonymous No.53451158]

>Northrop slaughtered earnings and was down 4% for the day

[Anonymous No.53451160]

>>53451145
Also world class gay prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.53451171]

Okay, I have to make a confession:
I am down 10% on my inverse LETFs.

[Anonymous No.53451176]

>>53451085
less known divvy stocks that i have in my port are $ADP, $AMAT, $DOX, $ITW, $LIN, $PH, $UGI

[Anonymous No.53451183]

>>53451030
Anons, I got a real bad feeling about these pumps. They could seriously bite everyone in the ass and Jerome Powell will invoke the wrath of God with a 100bps hike rate with a vengeance!

[Anonymous No.53451185]

>>53451115
i was disappoint in their mere 2.5% divvy increase this year ngl

[Anonymous No.53451196]

fucking INTC is fucking up my AMD position

[Anonymous No.53451197]

>hasbro AND intel took a shit today
Doesn't get more based than today

[Anonymous No.53451199]

>>53451130
Nate Bronze has Cheifs over the Bengals over the Eagles over the 49ers

[Anonymous No.53451204]

>>53451196

[Anonymous No.53451211]

>>53451030
Lets have a 2 minute silence for the fallen intel Pajeets. As they walk down the valley of poo, may they fear no toilet, for (you) is with loo.

[Anonymous No.53451213]

>>53451197
Visa didn't drill. There may be some optimism somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53451214]

>16 cents loss per share
>expected loss of 80 cents per share in Q1
>36.5 cents of dividend per share
So they will definitely have to cut their dividend, at the latest this summer, right?

[Anonymous No.53451215]

>>53451199
Faggot picking the top seeds. That retard can't even forecast baseball anymore.

[Anonymous No.53451219]

>>53451151
Accumulation signal

[Anonymous No.53451223]

>>53451120
Betting against posts like this is one of the most reliable sources of alpha in the market. Signs to look out for:
>lack of meaningful fundamental insight. Surface level observations at best
>thinks dividends are relevant, chases high yield.
>uses hindsight bias to extrapolate future gains
>appeal to authority while posting anonymously. No actual provable track record of success.
>XXXX to the moon!

Learn to recognize the signs of a pumper shill, your portfolio will thank you.

[Anonymous No.53451234]

>>53451196
Pretty sure all semis are gonna dump at least until summer.

[Anonymous No.53451238]

should i close a Mar 3 CC that's already at 50%

[Anonymous No.53451248]

>SOXL -4%
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.53451252]

>>53451025
WHY??????
HAS is one of the 15 most LGBTQ Friendly companies in the US. There is no way government will allow it to dip that much

[Anonymous No.53451254]

I lost more than half of my money on intc , i was about to escape 3 fig hell but i did the wrong move like always . Im litteraly crying rn

[Anonymous No.53451255]

>>53451223
I just want Prakesh to include a screenshot of his portfolio one of these days. If only to see what an Indian brokerage looks like.

[Anonymous No.53451263]

I would be very happy if BABA fell -10% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53451267]

>>53451213
That people are going deeper into debt in an environment of rising interest rates?

[Anonymous No.53451269]

>>53451151
Intel is genuinely going to end up being a penny stock. They took the go work go broke strategy and turned on turbo mode.

[Anonymous No.53451273]

>>53451254
You shouldn't be able to lose half of your money on one bet. Stop gambling like a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.53451279]

>>53451223
pepe edits with the logo and charts when the number of shares needed to make are short signals too

[Anonymous No.53451280]

>>53451252
LGBT got delisted. There goes the steady buying liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53451281]

this post was made yesterday
>>53434514

[Anonymous No.53451283]

>my target date retirement fund position is now +$49
I'm going to be waging forever

[Anonymous No.53451291]

Fuck Silvergate?

[Anonymous No.53451314]

>>53451280
WHAAAAT? Oh g-d I've been duped!

[Anonymous No.53451319]

>>53451114
new alert set

[Anonymous No.53451321]

>>53451234
INTC lost market share (again) to AMD.next week AMD earnings will show and we will rally hard. not going to prematurely sell my AMD position I slurped up between $55-60
semis unironically bottomed, INTC is just dogshit by itself

[Anonymous No.53451323]

So up until 4pm today the common attitude was that Intel doesn't matter but as soon as earnings come out it's suddenly so important that the entire market shits itself? What a fucking joke. I will never understand how people could be bearish on a company that has government contracts and brings in $14 billion in a single quarter, it's like the market is run by a bunch of 14 year olds.

[Anonymous No.53451325]

>>53451252
>hasbro to cut 1000 jobs
Press S to spit

[Anonymous No.53451333]

>>53451269
Guvvie can't let that happen that's probably what is keeping them afloat in the first place
I used to think like you and then after looking in to them they have their hands so deep into politicians pockets they are fondling their balls.

[Anonymous No.53451334]

>>53451283
2022 *was* the worst year for 60-40 portfolios in, well, ever. Therefore you can only go up from here.

[Anonymous No.53451344]

>>53451254
>escape 3 fig hell
Get a paper round?

[Anonymous No.53451354]

>>53451279
Pepe edits are a huge red flag. Anime edits are sometimes passable. HDSN was a good pick.

[Anonymous No.53451360]

Just go all in iemg
America is fucking done for

[Anonymous No.53451363]

>>53451160
picrel
he's gonna start posting more now that TQQQ is recovering

[Anonymous No.53451364]

Is Intel even going to even offer guidance?

[Anonymous No.53451367]

>>53451325
joke's on you
in this case, S means suck!

[Anonymous No.53451371]

Something happened to hasbro?

[Anonymous No.53451372]

>>53451333
Probably but the infinite money machine overheated and now they are expecting some companies in the wreckage. Watch Microsoft buy Intel at some point.

[Anonymous No.53451373]

>>53451325
>15% of workforce
Damn

[Anonymous No.53451374]

>>53451089
Stocks have had their best January in like 20 years. How are you losing money?

>generational bottom last year
>stocks are going up

Nobody could have predicted this!

[Anonymous No.53451379]

Buy US defense stocks.

[Anonymous No.53451389]

>>53451367
He looks like he was designed by AI. Lot of uncanny valley vibes from him.

[Anonymous No.53451390]

>>53451354
>HDSN was a good pick.
Based
I was the original shill, made good money last year, just wished I rode it a bit longer myself

[Anonymous No.53451397]

>>53451379
gimme a dip sir

[Anonymous No.53451399]

>>53451215
Yeah he's pretty stupid, got the midterms wrong like an idiot

[Anonymous No.53451403]

What happened here?

[Anonymous No.53451405]

>>53451374
>Stocks have had their best January in like 20 years. How are you losing money?
Reminder that this 100% means that Powell is going to come out swinging on Wednesday. He's going to be the grim reaper. It will be absolutely brutal and there's no chance it will only be a quarter point.

[Anonymous No.53451408]

>>53451281
The sustained levels of cope are impressive I gotta say.

[Anonymous No.53451420]

Given that semi stocks are all the rage (especially in /smg/, I'm surprised I've never seen anyone shill AEHR here.

[Anonymous No.53451424]

>>53451403
That's Tay's pulse...
She's still alive...

[Anonymous No.53451425]

if I sell my ethereum and bitfarms shares, I can buy 857 JEPI shares. Do I do it? Or what the fuck else does $50k buy?

[Anonymous No.53451427]

>>53451379
I rode GD up 50% through the last couple years, its still overvalued. I refuse to touch NOC and LMT.

[Anonymous No.53451441]

>>53451405
This is one of the weirder bear copes that has developed. Somehow they think Powell is on their side after they called him a liar for two years. I guess we'll have to see but I'm willing to bet you dumbshits are going to get rekt.

[Anonymous No.53451443]

>>53451405
>Powell gonna save the bears
nah, 25 bepis, maybe some sternly worded guidance which will worst case scenario give a dip to buy into
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
bears are fucked with a capital ph

[Anonymous No.53451445]

>>53451354
Anime is always a buy... unless the stock is shit

like TBLT and ASMB

[Anonymous No.53451446]

>>53451427
pillow case and a baseball will take care of those

[Anonymous No.53451448]

>>53451321
If you already have it I wouldn't sell, I just mean that I don't expect them to rally just yet.
They still have a higher multiple that can get compressed.
Nvidia is gonna dump harder still

[Anonymous No.53451449]

>>53451424
I miss her

[Anonymous No.53451454]

>>53451425
You asked this last thread and didnt get an answer because its a retarded question.
What you buy depends on what you goals are with your $50k.

[Anonymous No.53451470]

>>53451441
You don't seem to understand what Powell is attempting to do. He needs wealth to be brought out of the economy. The Fed understands they created the last bubble, they are now creating a counter bubble. Look at job creation, it is still going strong. That is the number one metric they are looking at. The fact that wealth is now pouring back into the market is going to force the Fed even harder. Easy half point increase.

[Anonymous No.53451473]

>>53451364

[Anonymous No.53451477]

>>53451441
>Somehow they think Powell is on their side after they called him a liar for two years.
Same could be said about bulls
Actually it would be more apt if it applied to bulls

[Anonymous No.53451478]

>>53451371
>Star Wars brand in the shitter
>D&D debacle
>MTG players think they've destroyed their game
>resorted to selling $600 crowdfunded playsets and half the time they fail and aren't funded
>layoffs coming

[Anonymous No.53451485]

>>53451473
Ah thanks. What a mess.

[Anonymous No.53451487]

>>53451403
Someone didn't Limit order in after hours and is probably getting raked

[Anonymous No.53451494]

>>53451478
making plastic shit nobody wants

[Anonymous No.53451505]

Kids dont play with toys anymore. They watch Coco Melon on their iPads. Buy AAPL

[Anonymous No.53451517]

>>53451478
Right but did anything new happen?

[Anonymous No.53451519]

>>53451454
My goal is to make more $. Preferably $500k. Does that make sense? You inbred faggot

[Anonymous No.53451520]

>>53451223
>>53451255
>>53451279

You guys are fucken morons. Its that simple.
Slurp that INTC dip so I can laugh at you next month.

[Anonymous No.53451536]

>>53451519
Stick to your crypto coins faggot
Hope you lose it all

[Anonymous No.53451542]

>>53451520
Id rather buy myself an ASMB lady at this point. Intel is over.

[Anonymous No.53451545]

I want cheaper Overstock

And I want the vaccism to end

[Anonymous No.53451553]

>>53451545
vaccism? chuds won, there are no restrictions or mandates

[Anonymous No.53451561]

>>53451553
You in Florida or something?

[Anonymous No.53451572]

>>53451403
>line charts

[Anonymous No.53451579]

>>53451561
NTA obviously but I'm in Texas and there are zero restrictions here anymore. What commie shithole do you live in?

[Anonymous No.53451588]

>>53451107
redditors on suicide watch
>but muh community!!

[Anonymous No.53451590]

I’m going to walk into Panera bread now and steal peoples mobile orders. Thanks 4chan

[Anonymous No.53451594]

>>53451030
There are likely kids in ROTC younger than this copypasta.

[Anonymous No.53451598]

I just can't believe that 25-30% down on the indeces really was it after printing all that money and pumping stocks to those insane levels in 2021
Retail investors must be heemed to a level where they just sell and never want to touch stocks again before I get bullish

[Anonymous No.53451601]

>>53451223
>thinks dividends are relevant, chases high yield.
This except for tobacco and oil.

[Anonymous No.53451606]

Imagine buying anything other than VTI and DGRW. I cant fathom having to keep up with all these bullshit corporations.

[Anonymous No.53451607]

>>53451561
I live in the capital of Leftyism, Seattle, and there are no restrictions here

[Anonymous No.53451609]

>>53451448
I agree with NVDA. it's too expensive right now it will go down pretty hard

[Anonymous No.53451624]

>>53451579
>>53451607
I want to work in healthcare but even many finance jobs still require the shot. Healthcare requires masks and jabs everywhere I look.

[Anonymous No.53451640]

>>53451598
Market is finally going to pump after Ive finally capitulated. Im selling everything tomorrow and its going in my checking account where I cant trade with it. Im taking what brainlet gains I got before I lose it all.

[Anonymous No.53451644]

And tomorrow the market will start pricing in the now anticipated Amazon and Google horrible earnings next week. Tesla of course is an anomaly because they lowered the prices of their car so now everyone and their mother has one. They obviously can't sustain that volume so it was a one-time thing. But the market was too stupid to recognize this so thought that recovery was happening. Now bulls are once again trapped. AMD to shit the bes next week along with Google and Amazon. Amazon obviously will be hideous. And then Powell will come out on Wednesday to do a half-point increase instead of the expected quarter point because he's pissed wealth is coming back into the market when he needs it to come right back out. Not to mention jobs, which he is telegraphed many times is the number one metric, are still very hot. If you are not cash or short right now I pity you.

I'm not a perma bobo, I sold my position yesterday. After the market bottoms out from Powell, it will recover by the time the 12th hits with that CPI report. But get ready for some nasty shit before then.

[Anonymous No.53451647]

>he bought the pump

[Anonymous No.53451648]

>>53451403
bad ticks, very common. almost as common as you posting those charts 10 times every thread asking what happened

[Anonymous No.53451654]

>>53451601
Oil is a special case because if management isn't putting 80% of profits into buybacks or dividends, they're probably trying to figure out a way to rob you.
This is true of most commodities producers, in my experience.

[Anonymous No.53451659]

>>53451601
ARCC is a BDC. Very similar to a REIT. Required by law to pay 90% of its income as a dividend to shareholders in return for special taxation and less strict regulations.
But you wouldn't know that.

[Anonymous No.53451666]

>>53451624
That's probably not going away for a while, if at all

[Anonymous No.53451668]

fuck Intcel

[Anonymous No.53451682]

>>53451055
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjEoo14xHRs
same. /g/ was destined to become this huge and my parents telling me to get into IT might not have been the dumbest suggestion. that an driving a big rig in the outback. i'm still stuck on something a little more suit and tie centric.

[Anonymous No.53451688]

>HAS
always WAS

[Anonymous No.53451690]

>>53451536
Suck a dick. But the question stands, let's say you're not a faggot like I said you were. what would you buy that would make me $?

[Anonymous No.53451698]

>>53451690
Intel calls at open

[Anonymous No.53451718]

>>53451666
I fucking hate it. It makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.53451722]

>>53451624
Ah, that blows.

[Anonymous No.53451727]

>>53451590
>I’m going to walk into Panera bread now and steal peoples mobile orders. Thanks 4chan
How do you do that at Panera?

[Anonymous No.53451740]

guys what went wrong with intel

[Anonymous No.53451746]

>>53451718
It's pretty stupid, you can fake an exception for religious or medical reasons but if you get caught that's a fraud which is a felony and you're fucked career wise
Up to you

[Anonymous No.53451745]

YO JOE!
State your pronouns, chud.

[Anonymous No.53451752]

surely intel will do a reversal like microsoft and end up green???? haha

[Anonymous No.53451758]

We full bull mode. Anyone else still bearish? What's the normie sentiment?

[Anonymous No.53451771]

>>53451093
mine was scalped by small transparent text indicating an OTC with a $6.95 commission fee that was indicated by one of the many redundant price points of the review order - $16 gone like a fart in the wind on 4 shares of penny stock not even $3 worth. fuck canada
i can make the money back but i don't want to play the market and i'm gonna try my best to avoid having to.

[Anonymous No.53451773]

>>53451740
just wait until conference call with CEO sucking each shareholders dick and it will pull a MSFT on open
this will complete the clown market we're in right now

[Anonymous No.53451777]

>>53451758
Almost every normie is still bearish, which is why I'm sure we are hitting ATH soon.

[Anonymous No.53451779]

>>53451758
OVERBOUGHT

[Anonymous No.53451784]

Wait, Intel is almost 5% divy at these prices?

[Anonymous No.53451786]

>>53451758
Normies are still sidelined waiting for the circuit breaker crash

[Anonymous No.53451796]

two companies raised their divvy yesterday and my forward income increased $31

that's nearly one hour of wage cucking every year i'll never have to do again (i figure $35/hr is a good retirement income from divvies alone)

[Anonymous No.53451801]

>>53451773
Isn't the conference call ongoing right now. I don't see a reversal happening

[Anonymous No.53451804]

>>53451773
They ditched the conference call

[Anonymous No.53451810]

Crabbing right beneath break even. What do I do? It’s 30/70

[Anonymous No.53451822]

>>53451758
>becoming bullish at the top of a pump

[Anonymous No.53451824]

>>53451796
*$32 didn't factor in the cents

always gotta factor in the cents

[Anonymous No.53451832]

>>53451777
>Almost every normie is still bearish
Untrue

[Anonymous No.53451833]

>>53451668
kek and here i was a few days ago thinking - better get into intc before it turns it all around, but never bothered
laziness wins again

[Anonymous No.53451838]

>>53451758
why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.53451843]

>>53451833
still above where i wrote puts... somehow. option writing chads stay winning. call buyers stay losing.

[Anonymous No.53451855]

>>53451659
>ARCC
It's essentially a mutual fund with subpar returns and a small hidden blowup risk. Look at how it performed in 2008.
It's for people who don't know or care to invest their own money, so they'd rather hold something where someone else invests for them. Tax rate on the unqualified dividends will kill compounding unless you hold it in a tax-advantaged account.
It's not terrible, but nothing special worth shilling.

[Anonymous No.53451857]

>>53451832
I know bobos live in a delusion world, but you can literally go check twitter or r*ddit and observe the permabears yourself.

[Anonymous No.53451864]

>>53451777
You are the normie. And almost everyone here is bullish. That is a sure sign of collapse.

[Anonymous No.53451874]

>>53451864
Cope harder boboid, we're going to hit a new ATH by April at latest.

[Anonymous No.53451875]

How much money do I need to be surrounded by available booba 24hrs a day?

[Anonymous No.53451883]

>>53451857
>you can literally go check twitter or r*ddit
Why would I want to do that? Sounds like you're the normalfag

[Anonymous No.53451886]

>>53451777
Kek has spoken

[Anonymous No.53451892]

>>53451875
willingly or paid? you could probably waste your salary on constant hookers at 500k/yr

[Anonymous No.53451894]

>>53451875
you just need to be unvaxxed and wait for all the jabbies to drop dead. then it will be like the manga 'world's end harem' for you

[Anonymous No.53451895]

SAVA. lol.

[Anonymous No.53451903]

>>53451864
>a collapse
How long will it take until you schizos fuck off?

[Anonymous No.53451908]

>>53451883
So you're just trolling then? You stated it was untrue that normies are bearish and yet refuse to go observe them being bearish?

[Anonymous No.53451919]

Selling my SOXL and buying 500 shares of JEPI. Good or bad?

[Anonymous No.53451926]

>bank of america guy asking intel a question has the most off the boat indian accent
BRO I CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU WHY IS HE THE ONE ASKING A QUESTION

[Anonymous No.53451928]

i for one smell fomo and nothing else

[Anonymous No.53451934]

>>53451598
If you adjust it for inflation, it was much more than 30%. Not sure what bobos expected to be honest.

[Anonymous No.53451933]

>>53451875
I typically fuck 5-7 hookers every week, costs me around $1500

[Anonymous No.53451937]

>>53451919
seems smart to me. huge bull run could be a re-trace. if you already made a bunch of money wait for a better opportunity or just leave it in SOXX instead of SOXL

[Anonymous No.53451943]

>>53451894
>tfw no Karen

[Anonymous No.53451944]

JEPI is a crowded trade and has only held up because the rotation out of tech kept the underlying up (which are all also crowded).

[Anonymous No.53451948]

>>53451777
retard

[Anonymous No.53451952]

>>53451908
I go off the fact at retail is basically always bullish, if we're being honest

[Anonymous No.53451962]

>>53451779
Kek, check how red her palms are. I hope they didn't have to be amputated just for a tiktok meme.

[Anonymous No.53451967]

>>53451952
Retail was bullish when BTC was over 60k and the NASDAQ hit 16,000, they were bearish at the generational bottom when the S&P was 3500 and remain bearish now.
>>53451948
Dilate, boboid fag.

[Anonymous No.53451974]

>>53451773
sleight of hand probability anon. remember this old adage - always do opposite of what ____ say.

[Anonymous No.53451979]

>>53451944
gives divvies

[Anonymous No.53451985]

I am a bit surprised that datacenter and AI is actually above expectations for Intel. I expected that to crater hard against AMD.

[Anonymous No.53451998]

Intel is so bad. How do you mismanaged and fail do consistently?

[Anonymous No.53452008]

why would somebody with a PhD in Chemical Engineering need $100 for cum?
unless it's all a scam and they just send you some homeless druggie's jizz

[Anonymous No.53452018]

>>53451875
nude beach bartender

[Anonymous No.53452035]

>>53451998
>>53451985
they said their sapphire rapids is expected to be strong and 95% are still intel.

i expect some slimy lawyers to lobby the US Govt to give them some juicy subsidies on the lines that a shifting competition landscape means it's easier for chinese owned companies to take market share.. I know that europe is already giving them gibs

[Anonymous No.53452042]

>>53451758
>normie sentiment
who cares, every day is a by the books open dump and culling of the normies, and then a reversal into bigly green close

[Anonymous No.53452047]

>>53451107
>>53451125
>>53451588
Meh, not every bankruptcy is the same. One of my most profitable trades ever was a company that filed bankruptcy because they just needed more time to restructure their loans to pay all debts, not go completely under and pay people back pennies on the dollar in some order determined by the courts.

Bed Bath has the name, assets and ability to not go under. I foresee my next most profitable trades ever being very near

[Anonymous No.53452048]

>>53451998
They've been too dependent on government handouts and lost any aspect of innovation or dynamics that made them succeed in the first place.

[Anonymous No.53452061]

>>53451758
>Yellow Ranger is Asian
>Black Ranger is black
This will always be funny.

[Anonymous No.53452062]

How big do you think JPows Bepis is?

[Anonymous No.53452063]

>>53451590
I had some asiago focaccia bread from Panera a couple of weeks ago that was the shit. See if you can swipe some of that.

[Anonymous No.53452071]

>>53452062
why do you think Brainard's eyes are bugged out like that?

[Anonymous No.53452076]

>>53451974
>always do opposite of what ____ say.
jews?

[Anonymous No.53452079]

>>53451125
> self marked his post as Fud because it contains something negative
Yeah I wonder how he found himself in that position. Literal echo-chamber with self-censoring drones.

[Anonymous No.53452086]

>>53451998
Their product just fucking sucks. That's it. They coasted for decades on anticompetitive practice and government contracts and as soon as a competitor did something as simple as make a CPU socket consistent for 3 generations, it was fucking over.

[Anonymous No.53452089]

>>53452048
Chips Act was such a meme

[Anonymous No.53452103]

>>53452061
And the white ranger is ded

[Anonymous No.53452110]

>>53452103
Too soon, bro, too soon.

[Anonymous No.53452118]

it's homophobic that they havent done a rainbow ranger yet
>although they did make Tommy gay in the current comics

[Anonymous No.53452122]

>>53451908
I just went to reddit. All the bears are getting downvoted by euphoric denialists. You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.53452126]

Intel incels.

[Anonymous No.53452129]

>>53451928
watching niggers die will always put a smile on my face

[Anonymous No.53452138]

>>53452122
>bobo schizo makes shit up
You fags lose money because you only look to confirm your own bias.

[Anonymous No.53452182]

>>53451967
>BTC
Boboids, Milk breaths. Honkaloid abusers. You will have your time. You will say. Our names.

[Anonymous No.53452181]

it is time to slurp the dip on hasbro. this is insider financial advice and totally not schizo posting

[Anonymous No.53452186]

>the rally higher over the past month in tech has been led by semis
>cyclical / growth tech rotation
>intel shits the bed
>narrative dies

[Anonymous No.53452190]

>>53451998
By investing in the personal wealth of executives instead of the company, you know same as Boeing and the rest of the zombie dinosaurs in the US

[Anonymous No.53452203]

I need a new CPU but I'm not going to buy one because I want earnings to be even worse this quarter
>what can I do to change your mind Mr. Bobo?
You can sell all your stocks until the S&P 500 hits my target of 2800

[Anonymous No.53452204]

>>53452181
>buying hasbro
>when their Q4 is this bad and their Q1 is going to be even worse

[Anonymous No.53452206]

>>53451998
It's the CEO. I judge companies by the energy of the CEO. Do you believe in him? I don't. Still do not. How about Lucid Motors? Not that guy either. I don't believe in him.

This started as a simple theory but imagine working under someone, their energy determining how amped up you are. Elon's a winner (and dangerous) for this reason

[Anonymous No.53452224]

>muh intel value investing
>muh you're all small brains for not buying intc
>muh I'm big brain for investing in value like intc
I hope that anon is out there somewhere, crying

[Anonymous No.53452227]

>>53452206
Elon is a drain on the companies he is CEO for, his companies do best when he is not focused in them

[Anonymous No.53452228]

>>53451894
except more women than men got vaxxed

[Anonymous No.53452231]

>>53452186
Quite literally doesn't even need the narrative the market goes up for 4-6 weeks at a time plus crabbing at the top and then goes down for 4-6 weeks at a time plus crabbing at the bottom.

People in these threads get so salty meanwhile I'm flipping between TQQQ and SQQQ whenever we go too low or too high like smdh 2bh famalama fr fr.

[Anonymous No.53452242]

>>53451985
Data Center moves way slower than consumer in terms of market share.

[Anonymous No.53452244]

>>53452204
yes
>>53452224
that's me, probably. i am still up on my puts i wrote. stay mad lil nigga

[Anonymous No.53452247]

>>53452206
Shoutout to my nigga Steve "Ballin" Ballmer for being they most hype CEO of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[Anonymous No.53452251]

>>53452224
Intel's ESG score pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.53452253]

>>53451944
>JEPI is a crowded trade
JEPI is an etf of solid companies that sells covered calls. It can't be "crowded".

[Anonymous No.53452255]

>>53451779
her hands are so frostbitten
she's lucky she didn't pass out in one of the 4 foot snowdrifts

[Anonymous No.53452256]

>>53452035
The only thing Sapphire Rapids is strong against is AMD's server CPU's a generation ago.

[Anonymous No.53452262]

>>53452224
Same fags that bought META @200

[Anonymous No.53452266]

>>53452251
>ESG
>Efficiently Scamming Goyim

[Anonymous No.53452272]

>>53452253
anything can be overvalued

[Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw No.53452280]

>>53452262
actually im the same guy who shilled meta at 100.

some people can actually time the bottom, sorry for your lack of skill

[Anonymous No.53452292]

Why does CSCO employ a 10/10 Chinese smokeshow. She should be a model or trophy wife.

[Anonymous No.53452303]

>>53452280
Look a tripfag I haven't filtered

[Anonymous No.53452331]

>>53452129
Bro this is not the place. Jesus wait for movie night at least

[Anonymous No.53452337]

Okay, which one of you chose the house pic for this article? This place is ruining me.

[Anonymous No.53452341]

>>53452227
Brother you an idiot. Remember 2012 to 2022? Come onn

[Anonymous No.53452346]

>>53452337
Explain

[Anonymous No.53452347]

>>53452337
The new Rorschach Test.

[Anonymous No.53452356]

>>53452346
I see merchants everywhere man.

[Anonymous No.53452359]

>>53452346

[Anonymous No.53452399]

merchants rule everyone thing around me

[Anonymous No.53452420]

>>53452399
>>53452356
>>53452359

You should buy ZIM. At least this way you can be a merchant.

[Anonymous No.53452423]

Please end the vaccism or help me find a better career without bullshit like that

Or maybe I should expatriate

[Anonymous No.53452444]

>>53452423
being dumb enough to refuse the vaccine is the simplest iq test filter for HR since race discrimination was legal

[Anonymous No.53452459]

>>53452444
>being dumb enough to refuse the vaccine
Enjoy your heart attack vaxxie

[Anonymous No.53452462]

>>53452444
You wouldn't be so eager to take it if you knew how many drugs are rejected during P3. I'm never taking any experimental drugs

[Anonymous No.53452470]

>futures
heh heh yeah we gonna dip and rip

[Anonymous No.53452471]

I issue a challenge to smg.
Find me a stock with a higher PE than PODD.

[Anonymous No.53452472]

>>53452423
Question. Did you respect it initially? Did you go for it? Or are you just now rebelling. I'm interested to see if the economy is changing based on the redpilling of its workers.

[Anonymous No.53452477]

>>53452462
good thing the vaccine was in development since sars 20 years ago then

[Anonymous No.53452500]

>>53452462
Idiots don't understand phase trials. They've never done research in their lives or maybe never had the reason to.

[Anonymous No.53452505]

>>53452477
> the longer it takes to develop something the safer it is
That's not how it works. The only way to assess safety is to go trough trials. Also many drugs are developed for years or decades. and still get rejected. Sometimes biomemes pull some sketchy shit due to frustration and got through P2. P3 eventually catches those scammers though.

[Anonymous No.53452509]

JEPI will start to underperform when quality, dividends, and defensive styles are rotated away from

[Anonymous No.53452515]

>>53452477
If you took the vax, you are now a patient in Phase Two.

[Anonymous No.53452525]

Where is the Inverse Cramer ETF?

[Anonymous No.53452529]

>>53452515
>>53452505
didnt realize we had so many phd biochem workers, guess youre out of a job then huh since you dont agree with the science? too bad...

[Anonymous No.53452533]

>>53452515
>you are now a patient in Phase Two.
it already failed P1, so technically the trial is over

[Anonymous No.53452537]

>>53452444
>Take thing
Catch covid anyway, lots of health problems
>Dont take
Literally nothing happens

One of those above is dumb, the other not.

[Anonymous No.53452540]

>>53451120
Are you that NeverBeenWrongBefore anon who was posting a year ago? You write just like him.

[Anonymous No.53452547]

>>53452471
CARS

[Anonymous No.53452549]

>>53452529
I'm stock market investor who also researched biomemes before trying investing in them.
But go ahead and ridicule knowledge of other people. You have nothing else left clearly since you're completley clueless on the topic.

[Anonymous No.53452550]

>>53452540
No.
I've said this last thread and I'll say it here.
You guys are way too schizo for your own good.

[Anonymous No.53452560]

>>53451108
Mashallah
>>53451199
>Muttman
>Joe Reddit
>Black QB
topkek

[Anonymous No.53452564]

>>53452547
You- you cheated!

[Anonymous No.53452573]

Bear bros, I’m scared.

[Anonymous No.53452579]

BBBY is heating up.
Everything points to buyout.
RSU’S being cashed out.
Bond payments scheduled.
Blackrock got their voting rights back today for 14% of the outstanding shares.
The “default” is likely a change of control due to buyout deal being completed.

[Anonymous No.53452587]

>>53452579
i'm glad you lost money

[Anonymous No.53452592]

>>53452579
>Everything points to buyout.
At what price? Do you think it will be above $.20 per share?

[Anonymous No.53452593]

>>53452564
I did

[Anonymous No.53452594]

>>53452529
Guess I know how to do research because I had to learn how to do it before I graduated from a university. It's called JStor. Check it out. It's probably free if you still have access to your university email. Login through your university's library website.

The real people in charge are doing way more research than this and they are way ahead of everyone. That's why they're capitalizing on it. E.g. Pfizer.

[Anonymous No.53452599]

>>53452579
Even if that happens, that being, the buyout. All current share holders will just be wiped out or diluted to nothing, or sold out at $0.01 per share or some shit.

[Anonymous No.53452600]

>>53452579
oh look it's reddit

[Anonymous No.53452605]

>>53452341
The only thing he did that made him exceptional, is that he was willing to risk his entire fortune on developing falcon 9, but his interference in insisting certain design features that real engineers are against hold back his company's

[Anonymous No.53452607]

>>53452592
it will be above $5 and every share bought right now is direct profit
>>53452587
sour grapes if I ever saw it

[Anonymous No.53452612]

Hmm... I gained two months of runway this month.

[Anonymous No.53452623]

>>53452600
>Noah, get the flood

[Anonymous No.53452627]

INTC earnings weren't good but hey least I'm gonna get more cheap shares to bag tomorrow if it falls below 26. Finished today green overall though. Wife decided to tease me yesterday. Things were heating up and uh a certain part of me was very awake. Just as she was getting ready to put that part "asleep" the phone rang. Poor me. By the time she got done with the phone that certain part had fallen "asleep" on its own. But this morning she made it up to me. Nothing like a naked woman uh doing very nice things to your member with her mouth in the shower. (Hey I had to get ready for work so this saved uh time)

[Anonymous No.53452639]

>>53452509
>quality
tell me which companies in jepi are low quality

[Anonymous No.53452645]

>>53452627
nutting in the morning just ruins the whole day

[Anonymous No.53452647]

>>53452607
> it will be above $5 and every share bought right now is direct profit
That's so cool. Although I'm worried that the person who buys it might not have done any research, because BBBY lost over $5 per share just last year. I hope he will be ok.
Still, I'm happy that you will make so much profit.

[Anonymous No.53452651]

>>53452550
>schizo
You keep using that word...
>>53452579 is an actual schizo.

[Anonymous No.53452658]

>>53452645
Don’t give him yous
He thinks jepi went up because people bought jepi

[Anonymous No.53452660]

How the fuck does Intel miss on earnings? They basically have a monopoly.

[Anonymous No.53452667]

>>53452645
This is 100% true financial advice

[Anonymous No.53452668]

>>53452550
>make a simple observation
>"SCHIZOPOSTERS EVERYWHERE WOW"

the absolute state

[Anonymous No.53452669]

>>53452660
ayymd

[Anonymous No.53452673]

>>53452660
You think its bad now? Just wait until the new kids undercut that monopoly in the future.

[Anonymous No.53452676]

>>53452658
ty anon i didn't want to explain

[Anonymous No.53452688]

>intel.com
>spend millions into rebranding and fresh look
>insane product trailer production
>amd.com
>outdated site that looks like from the 2000s
>product trailers using worst 3d cgi
are you telling me that marketing isn't going to revive pats business?

[Anonymous No.53452694]

>>53452660
Maybe 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53452700]

>>53451030
CHTR earnings predictions?

[Anonymous No.53452707]

>>53452700
4

[Anonymous No.53452714]

>>53452669
>>53452673
Nobody buys a server with AMD CPUs unless they want it to fail in less than 2 years.

[Anonymous No.53452724]

>>53452594
what does your research tell you about russia

[Anonymous No.53452725]

>futures

uuuhhhh bullbros.... ? ff .. ff ake.. and gay right.... right??

[Anonymous No.53452731]

>>53452725
we're convincingly above 4k. it's over bobo you cna rest

[Anonymous No.53452739]

Die BABA die

[Anonymous No.53452741]

Are agricultural etfs like CORN and WEAT good long term holds?

[Anonymous No.53452742]

>>53451810
Keep at it and check back in 20 years?

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53452748]

Dont have access to anymore funds until the 30th I think. Sad times. I want to add to my portfolio. Oh well, off to bed.

[Anonymous No.53452755]

>>53452724
There aren't many medical academic journals about Russia, so I can't say I've ever delved into them before. But I wish I knew.

But my personal, own, dumbass opinion (see the difference) says maybe they start to overtake Ukraine by mid-year simply by numbers alone. That's how they've won wars before. They just wear their opponents down.

[Anonymous No.53452759]

>>53452741
NO. The price of ag goods ebbs and flows with the weather and global trade. You want to be swinging those or hedging.

[Anonymous No.53452763]

>>53452247
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
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[Anonymous No.53452772]

Yea, BABA is going down short term

[Anonymous No.53452780]

>>53452724
>if youre not with the [current thing] you're against it!

[Anonymous No.53452779]

>>53452759
That's what I was thinking. Cheers

[Anonymous No.53452786]

>>53452741
No. Commodities ETFs are dogshit for several reasons.
>High expense ratios
>Futures contracts frequently trade in contango, adding roll costs
>No profits/yield. At best you can expect the commodity to rise with inflation.
You can trade them as part of a strategy, but they're not longterm or permanent holds.

[Anonymous No.53452788]

You guys are like Qanon boomers

[Anonymous No.53452799]

>>53452788
they literally are.

[Anonymous No.53452803]

>VIX
Get ready esmgee niggas! WAR DRUMS ARE BANGING! Democrat defense secretary, Lloyd "NIGGER" Austin, WILL DELIVER TO BOBOS

[Anonymous No.53452805]

>>53452755
>simply by numbers alone. That's how they've won wars before. They just wear their opponents down.
That shit only works when the other side tries to invade them, and they just keep retreating and burning their own country down until the other guys starve to death and go home. Sending wave after wave of under-equipped retards into modern weaponry just makes a lot of dead retards.

[Anonymous No.53452809]

>>53452741
All commodities are cyclical.
Price going higher results in increase in production which leads to oversaturation of the market and price drop, which is followed by production cuts and disruption to the markets that leads to price increases. Equilibrium is rather uncommon.
Due to this nature of commodities, you will often find producers trading at very low P/E. It's due to the market pricing in future earnings drop. Everyone knows how it works and wants to cash out before price collapses.

[Anonymous No.53452811]

>>53452525
SJIM is not yet listed. You can watch https://tuttlecap.com/media/ for news though I bet.

[Anonymous No.53452855]

>>53452724
Never took the vax, I hope Zelensky and Putin are assassinated, Q anon is fake

[Anonymous No.53452899]

New
>>53452895
>>53452895
>>53452895

[Anonymous No.53452953]

>>53452639
They're high quality(as in the factor) is what I mean