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[Anonymous No.53450370]

If i stopped jerking off and smoking weed, what am i supposed to do all day..?

Yes im looking for a job..

[Anonymous No.53450401]

Your brain is so fucked you can't imagine life without porn and weed

[Anonymous No.53450418]

>>53450401
I'm fixing it

[Anonymous No.53450441]

start with washing your dick
then wash something else
continue until all is clean
then make yourself some food that isn't pre-prepared

[Anonymous No.53450442]

>>53450418
If you need help with the headaches, lion's mane capsules help

[Anonymous No.53450466]

>>53450442
Why would i have headaches? thank you, never heard of this stuf...

[Anonymous No.53450502]

Read story books or some shit.

[Anonymous No.53450513]

>>53450466
when you truly decide to quit porn and jacking off, you will have intense headaches

[Anonymous No.53450514]

>>53450370
Ur supposed to chase pussy
I know it's super gay
That's life tho

[Anonymous No.53450537]

>go for long walks in nature
>gym
>learn a combat sport
>reading or audiobooks
Plenty of shit to do

[Anonymous No.53450551]

>>53450370
create something
write, program, make videos, whatever

this gives you skills and portfolio which are more useful for getting a job than any resume

[Anonymous No.53450555]

>>53450370
go to the gym, read a book a week, and start working on a craft.....Paint, draw, cook, code....Thats what you do.

[Anonymous No.53450558]

>>53450370
Read
Lift
Outdoor hobbies.

[Anonymous No.53450566]

>>53450370
>>53450418
Lift weights, run, fix your diet, focus on learning something in your spare time, it can be a hobby, a book, a skill. Make it 90 days to prove you're human. Good luck. You can do this.

[Anonymous No.53450608]

>>53450370
Weed isnt addictive, porn isnt addictive. I mean this in the sense that your body will do just fine if you cold turkey both of these out, its not like you are doing opiates or meth. The only reason you "addicted" is because you got too much free time on your hands. Do something with your life, study, get a job(doesnt need to be 80k yearly office job a manual labor one will do), get a hobby, just stop having so much free time.
A man once said "Monke in wylde dont masturbate only in captivity, wat means?" Think about this quote.

[Anonymous No.53450640]

>>53450418
get into running to fill in the void. 20 miles a week or so and will help regulate your daily schedule

[Anonymous No.53450733]

>>53450608
>Weed isnt addictive, porn isnt addictive.
You will have physical withdrawal symptoms from both.

[Anonymous No.53450736]

>>53450640
>>53450608
>>53450566

Ty frens I'll do my best

>>53450558
elaborate on outdoor hobbies?

[Anonymous No.53450754]

>>53450640
>20 miles a week
No one should ever run 20 miles per week. OP be careful who the fuck you take advice from. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.53450918]

>>53450754

That's a daily 5K
You'd need to work up to it but it's entirely doable.

There are mfers that run 50 miles a week as well.

[Anonymous No.53450986]

>>53450640
Running is lame. I prefer walking.
At least try to get 10k steps in.
Listen to a book or music while you do. Fix your mind and stay busy.

[Anonymous No.53450998]

>>53450370
Start working out 3 days per week

[Anonymous No.53451029]

Stop chasing dopamine highs that wouldn't naturally happen

Rely on your instincts, know yourself, look for truth and find god, you should be able to sort this out for yourself

[Anonymous No.53451052]

>>53450733
barely tho, and most are psychological symptoms
same with tobacco even
people say it causes stress when you quit but i only felt that i couldn't deal with stress the same because i used to smoke it away so i din't think myself anymore stressed

[Anonymous No.53451051]

>>53450370
Have sex with cheap hookers and smoke cigarettes

[Anonymous No.53451077]

>>53450754
>No one should ever run 20 miles per week.
stop being fat
twenty miles is nothing(distance wise i mean, not a comment on personal ability)
people used to be twenty miles from anything in the past

[Anonymous No.53451083]

>>53450442
>>53450513
This only applies if you're a little bitch.
>>53450733
True, but it anyone who isn't a little bitch can get over them easily.

[Anonymous No.53451101]

>>53450551
I've thought about creating a medium account and writing articles + doing a YouTube channel.
I really like writing about shows or movies that interest me like the Twilight Zone.
Though it seems like media criticism is super over saturated.
Can you actually turn a profit or use your writing to get a legit job?

[Anonymous No.53451180]

>>53451101
reviews are the og reaction videos

[Anonymous No.53451226]

>>53450918
>doable
>There are mfers that run 50 miles a week
Yeah I know. Fuck them. Speed > strength > agility > endurance.

[Anonymous No.53451228]

the first thing i did today when i woke up was jerk off to lupu wellness only fans.

i hate being a coomer. i need to break free

[Anonymous No.53451307]

>>53450555
Based Subaru cigs advertiser

[Anonymous No.53451312]

>>53450986
>Running is lame. I prefer walking.
Lazy fucking faggot.
>>53451052
>most are psychological symptoms
It's an interdependent system, Anon.
>people say it causes stress
It does cause an acute stress response, which is chemically measurable.
>>53451077
>stop being fat
I lift 4x per week and train plyo, top speed and reverse treadmill 1x per week each. No one should ever jog more than two miles at once. It's so fucking pointless.

[Anonymous No.53451385]

>>53451312
yeah but there's a threshold for definitions anon
if we use your definition then there's such a thing as cheese withdrawal and the donut extinction whale has a legitimate case
alcohol and opiate withdrawals can kill without consent of the person experiencing them
tobacco cannot

[Anonymous No.53451412]

>>53450370

Proompting and drawing. Reverse engineering of old machine code. Coding of interesting new stuff. Learn new (human) language. Invest money so you would not work. Do research to invest, also buy/sell some stuff. Never work. Only do stuff because you want to do some interesting, useful and cool. Read some interesting books. Philosophy or some classic fiction. Try to understand what this world is all about and who you are and what you are doing here. But I suppose you already gone full retard because of marijuana.

[Anonymous No.53451634]

>>53451385
Yes but I counter with the fact that marijuana and pornography are the most widely abused substances on the planet, and therefore addictive.

[Anonymous No.53451793]

>>53450754
>>53450986
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[Anonymous No.53451827]

>>53451312
>No one should ever jog more than two miles at once. It's so fucking pointless.

if I go running at the park I'm not gonna quit after 12 mins lmao

[Anonymous No.53451858]

>>53450370
I recently became bored while looking for a job. I finally understand what other people feel like. I've not been bored at all for the past 30 years. Every free minute I'm working on a side project, researching, trading, planning, brainstorming, etc. I don't understand how other people don't have these goals and ideas to always keep them busy. Finally just lately I decided to pause everything to not fog my mind for interview prep and I finally just not understand how normies feel. It's weird. I would go crazy.

[Anonymous No.53451877]

>>53451412
Ok this guy gets it....

[Anonymous No.53451909]

>>53451858
In the more intelligent types being directionless leads to severe depression, anxiety and substance abuse problems. Don't ask me how I know.

[Anonymous No.53451931]

>>53450640
>>53450754
>>53450918
>running
enjoy your exploding knees at age 35, homos
t. bike chad

[Anonymous No.53451950]

>>53451909
Why do you think you're more intelligent

[Anonymous No.53452012]

>>53451931
>hits a pebble
>flies off bike at 25 mph
>entire face ripped off
>neck broken

[Anonymous No.53452102]

>>53452012
>implying i bike outdoors
stationary bike, fren

[Anonymous No.53452128]

>>53450370
try meth

[Anonymous No.53452187]

>>53450370
kicking weed feels great

[Anonymous No.53452334]

>>53452187
I really hope so. Does it count if I replace it with alcohol?