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NO MATTER WHAT I DO I LOSE MONEY
I LONG IT DUMPS
I SHORT IT PUMPS
I HODL IT SLOWLY CRABS DOWN
I SELL IT RIPS UP
I PROVIDE LIQUIDITY THE SMART CONTRACT RUGS AND TAKES MY MONEY
I SIT OUT OF THE MARKET IN CASH AND I LOSE TO INFLATION

>> No.53448457

I want to fuck this drawing.

>> No.53448475

>>53448457
go ahead

>> No.53448514

>>53448445
You're only a couple steps away from figuring out the key to making money. THINK

>> No.53448561

>>53448475
Thanks

>> No.53448633

>>53448445
you have no patience.

I was just like you with a market who seems to be aware of what you do. It's just lack of patience and make your positions last days.

>> No.53448712

Just flip the chart colors and chart noob

>> No.53448768
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>>53448457
thats totally fine.
>>53448445
trading is not for you. DCA

>> No.53448898

>>53448445
here a tip for you OP. forget about trading and have sex

>> No.53448933

>>53448445
And that's a good thing. Here's why

>> No.53449123

>>53448445
You can profit by selling financial advice here on /biz, anons would give you money if you tell them what to do, for instance you say: "short bitcoin", we do just the opposite of whatever you tell us and we all literally and unironically profit

>> No.53449483

>>53448445
Satania belongs to /g/. Please delete this image.

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>>53448445
We analyze everything you do, every decision you make, and we create the appropriate outcome. This more often than not, is a loss for you. It is what is supposed to happen. Its how it is programmed. You cannot change it. You cannot escape it. There is only us and you, and though you may read this message, you will never fully understand what that means. You can screencap this, you can save it across a variety of media, you can distribute it and try to prove its true to anyone you choose, but it will never matter because in the end there is just us and you. We will never believe you though we know how true it is.

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>>53448514
>>53448445

>> No.53450281

>>53448445
time in > timing

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53451510

>>53448445
why don't you try things like hamachi finance? after all I don't think the bobos can fuck if you only have a token farm, beyond that, cope and seethe

>> No.53451585

>>53448445
yes. its working as intended, crypto is designed to make you lose your tokens and cash

>> No.53451703

>>53448445
>I LONG IT DUMPS
buy more
>I SHORT IT PUMPS
Set price targets to sell
>I HODL IT SLOWLY CRABS DOWN
Buy more
>I SELL IT RIPS UP
Set price targets to sell
>I PROVIDE LIQUIDITY THE SMART CONTRACT RUGS AND TAKES MY MONEY
Don't provide liquidity
>I SIT OUT OF THE MARKET IN CASH AND I LOSE TO INFLATION
Provide USD margin funding on BitFinex

You're welcome OP.

>> No.53451791

>>53448445
Just stop doing stuff then and you'll be fine