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laugh at landcuck threads. post your best.

>> No.53443761
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>>53443758

>> No.53443767

>>53443758
remote work will solve the housing crisis in cities

>> No.53443769

ITT: Rentoids make themselves feel better about being assetless losers who will never been seen as real men

>> No.53443774

>>53443758
what is so bad about living next to a train? I love trains

>> No.53443778

>>53443767
it won't, i safe this as a perm remote worker. my employer is recalling a lot of non perm wagies back to the cage 2-3 days a week. number of remote listings on linkedin is down considerably. never underestimate the stupidity and niggerliciousness of boomers and their gen x shabbos goyim.

>> No.53443780

>>53443761
Post more anon

>> No.53443786

>laugh at landcuck thread
>posts wagie cringe
he did meaning even what?

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>>53443780
adjust these numbers for inflation if you want a real laugh.

>> No.53443795

>>53443761
Lmao this reminds me of the tard asking if he is getting his mortage is reduced because the house is now valued less

>> No.53443803

>>53443786
good morning ESL sir

>> No.53443807

>>53443761
>doing the inspection after buying
the absolute state of retards, it's sad.

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>>53443769
>real estate is the only asset you can own

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>>53443786
>he did meaning even what?
kek what the fuck were you trying to say here Rajesh?

>> No.53443820

>>53443803
basterd bitch ser i hope your language is group

>> No.53443919

>>53443767
I live hours from the nearest major city in a 1200 person town where the average age is in the 60s and houses don't sell for under 400k here .

>> No.53443975

>>53443769
Keep paying those property taxes, goy.

>> No.53443980

>>53443811
Not owning a home, its like being an adult virgin male.

Notice I said "male", not man. A male who doesn't own his home, he is a male, but he certainly is not a man.

You are a male, but you haven't had sex with a woman, therefore you're not a man yet

>> No.53444008

>>53443769
My Patek Phillipe costs more than your house, buddy

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>>53443980
this is the same logic that jews use to sell expensive sports cars to paycheck to paycheck loser men. kek.
>BRO JUST THINK OF ALL THE PUSSY YOU'LL GET IN A $60K MUSTANG

>> No.53444045

>>53443980
This. Imagine being a nohomer

>> No.53444269

>>53443792
Apex bagholder.
Never thought i’d see one like this. Exquisite.

>> No.53444471

>>53443980
it depends on the market. where i live it doesn't really make sense to buy depending on your situation. if you want a mortgage, you need a 20-25% down payment, that will net you 2-5% of rental yield depending on where you live. and houses are fucking expensive. at least with stocks you can easily liquidate

>> No.53444501

>>53443980
You sound insecure. Were you bullied at school?

>> No.53444502

>>53443919
nice larp faggot, post the town or kys. Even if that is the case that is not anything to brag about being raped by prop taxes and insurance to live in the middle of no where. also when the boomers die off your town will be mexico tier.

>> No.53444587

A lot of my coworkers did this too, they bought houses in the middle of fucking no where, and I never understood what the fuck they thought they would do when remote work ended. Now a lot of them commute like 2+ hours lol. I think a lot of normies, they just don't think more than a few months into the future.

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>Calling contractors, flippers, and handy persons who see opportunity in this 3 ½ acre farmette. This late 19th century farmhouse, in need of mechanical system upgrades and repairs/updating throughout, features 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, cathedral ceiling, turned staircase, exposed stonework, and open beams. Located on a picturesque property, primarily of open fields, there is also a small two stall barn and a large, fenced pasture area. Public sewer. Well water. Convenient location close to shopping, recreation, and major commuter routes. Property is being sold in as-is condition. Cash purchase or construction/renovation financing necessary.

>BAGHOLDER SPECIAL!

>> No.53444927

>>53443975
My rentoids pay my property taxes for me. I just raised my rates this year and told my rentoids it because property taxes went up. They didn't, I'm just pocketing the difference to go towards my new rental property.

>> No.53444951

>>53444502
Kek I wasn't expecting a seethepost like this. Plenty of towns like this is in the northeast, 97% white btw, how about your apartment complex.

>> No.53444993
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this is the state of the market here.
want to own a 2.5 room 60m2 (646 sqft) in zurich? they ask $1,276,000. want to buy to let and get a mortgage? you need a $320,000 down payment to become a mortgage cuck :^)

>> No.53444998

>the same people who bragged about their 6 figure tech salaries
>the same people who wanted someone else to pay off their student loans
>the same people who whined that trump increased their taxes because they think they're working class when they're actually upper class
>get scammed on housing and need someone to fix it
Maybe you're not smart, maybe you were just lucky and your luck has run out.

>> No.53445029

>>53443761
This man paid someone actual legal tender to look at the data plate on his water heater. How helpless can someone possibly be.

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>>53443769
Nice try boomer but paying rent is an asset

>> No.53445133

>>53445074
Haha I wonder how many rental properties this Chad owns. Fucking based that he actually gets people to believe that. I'm going to start showing this to my rentoids.

>> No.53445780

>>53443792
That's a shitheap Dan Ryan home. They're made with the bottom of the barrel worst Chinese materials they can find.

>> No.53445835

>>53443761
Did these people buy it or is it contingent?
Niggers don’t even know how to ask a question how did they get $1mil

>> No.53445842

>>53443769
Bingo

>> No.53445891

>>53443761
I can't believe everyone was waving inspections. One of the most obvious top signals.

>> No.53445901

>>53443769
Dude you’re the man. You got yourself a 30 year loan to buy an asset at the height of its market cycle. I really wish I could be as savvy an investor as you but I’m just a lowly rentoid who uses the money he would have had to put on a down payment to trade high beta liquid assets.
It must be so cool to go to Home Depot every Saturday with all the other aristocrats accumulating generational wealth that the serfs such as myself are priced out of forever with the new paradigm and all. This time really is different

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>>53445074
>Paying a subscription to Netflix is an asset.
No one is this stupid. Jewish pilpul knows no bounds though.

>> No.53445970

>>53443758
I live in a rural area built around train tracks. Everyone is used to it and I don't mind it. Only city fags can't handle it

>> No.53445981

>>53444008
my casio f-91w is more reliable than yours and I can invest the remaining 99.998% to buy a house in the hamptons within 2 years

>> No.53445985

>>53445901
You've never owned a home and never will, cope or don't it's all good!

>> No.53445994

>>53443792
I think the anon buying it in 2022 for nearly 500k is also retarded,
That house is worth 300k at best.

All these prices are going to fall can't wait to see boomers faces when their "investment properties" lose them money.

I did TA on the case shiller index and it isn't looking good, the housing crash won't bottom till 2030. If these boomer keep propping this shit up, the crash will last even longer.

>> No.53446014

>>53443980
But I own a house and I am a 30 year old virgin male. Why is it important to you to have sex?

>> No.53446032

>>53443774
Found the only actual autistic in this thread

>> No.53446039

>>53444881
>1300 sqft

>> No.53446046

>>53446032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

>> No.53446083

>>53443919
I live in a shithole in the midwest, nearest city is over 120 miles away, and houses out here are still selling for 300k to 400k

Unless it's a total shit box on the edge of being condemned, you can get one of those for 150k. I live in one, everyday I walk through the dining room and feel the floor shaking I hope the house collapses on me and kills me.

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>>53446032
He's based

>> No.53446128

>>53445074
>you can walk out
No you can't you sign a contract that makes you stay for at least a year.

>> No.53446160

>>53443807
youre a moron. The offer is contingent on buyer and seller reaching an agreement on repairs and final price after the inspection. If you just pay to inspect every house you look at that would cost thousands

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>>53445985
>t. 3.5% down, 95% of low 5 figure net worth in real estate purchased <24 months ago
HOUSECOIN TO THE MOON, FELLOW LANDCHADS!

>> No.53446897

>>53446393
t. Never owning a home to raise a family in. Coping skills need work.

>> No.53446910

>>53446897
i have $437k sitting in a high yield savings account. i could buy your plywood box outright. the bar to home ownership is extremely low.

>> No.53446914

>>53443814
Damn that looks tasty

>> No.53446947

>>53446910
Nice larp. Don't make me increase your rent!

>> No.53447067

>>53443758
LA county Covid eviction moratorium got extended again, I don't think I will ever have to pay rent again, landcucks here are sneeding and seething, 3 years of no rent paid and they can't do shit lol.

>> No.53447086

>>53446947
>>53446897
>>53445985
Faggot

>> No.53447105

>>53447067
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TROLL UNTIL I LOOKED IT UP

3 FUCKING YEARS LOS ANGELES IS DOOMED

>> No.53447189

>>53447086
Kek. Rents due

>> No.53447287

>>53447189
Sorry, can’t pay and looks like the way my states tenant laws are set up it’s going to be a while before you get it. Btw going to need you to mow that lawn before the city fines you bud

>> No.53447305

>>53443758
Lol. That guy wasn't joking. What an idiot

>> No.53447335

>>5344728
>>53447287
Yep, pretty much lol

>> No.53447472

>>53444993
i think condos in major cities are just expensive
in seoul a 4br/2ba was like 1.5mil 10 years ago