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>> No.53433391

>nothing moving all day

>> No.53433394

I want to live with someone in that house, with the fireplace going.

also buy CPUH.U

>> No.53433397
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53433397

>MFW I done goofed by not buying more and setting orders just a hair too low

>> No.53433398

This thread feels vaguely semitic.

>> No.53433400
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53433400

Post big hat pepes to continue the market healing

>> No.53433403
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53433403

GREEEEEN
You had 3 weeks to buy SKYT

Your autism prevents you from buying obvious shit.

>> No.53433408
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53433408

I have a message. Lt Col Bobo's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

>> No.53433410
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53433410

Bullbros is it too late to buy? I will fomo at this point

>> No.53433411

>>53433364
White bitches tongue my African taint and love it.

>> No.53433413
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53433413

I hate dip buyers so much

>> No.53433414

We are closing green, ALL bobos are faggots.

>> No.53433416
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53433416

>>53433394
Just make sure the chimney is attached to the house.

>> No.53433423
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53433423

>>53433408

>> No.53433425
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53433425

>>53433400

>> No.53433429
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53433429

>>53433397
I feel your pain brother, oh man

>> No.53433436
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53433436

Holy shit they're actually doing it. These sons of bitches are actually doing it.

>> No.53433437

Oh look, the dip was immediately slurped. It’s a V bottom recovery with the up move more intense than the down move.

This market is going higher.

>> No.53433439

>>53433398
Just give it time to get rolling.

>> No.53433444

>>53433425
That's a medium sized hat but I will allow it!

>> No.53433456

>>53433444
Thanks anon. Blessed trips.

>> No.53433457

>>53433429
JUST GIVE ME MY PRETTY NUMBERED LOTS FOR THE SAKE OF MY AUTISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53433463
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53433463

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53433470

>Sentiment Score: Extremely Bearish
ALL MY TICKERS ARE RED
PUSH MY PORTFOLIO TO THE EDGE

>> No.53433474

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1618308520499359744

>> No.53433480
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>>53433437
wake me up when SPX manages to hold over 4000 for a few days

>> No.53433484

>>53433474
Fuck that Jew. Cardigan gang for life.

>> No.53433487

>>53433474
Who?

>> No.53433489
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53433489

>>53433400
Yarr, the market be owin' me some gains

>> No.53433501

Are my Coinbase shares going to be okay?

>> No.53433503

I FOMOED

>> No.53433508

Whats the TSLA play

>> No.53433513
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53433513

if the snp500 closes above 4000 today, the next bull run is officially confirmed
i know this and i know that you know that i know this, so act accordingly

>> No.53433520
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53433520

>>53433489
Ye best start believin' in bear market rallies, Mr Frog. You're in one.

>> No.53433532

>>53433489
>>53433520
based

>> No.53433534

This is a bull market. Bad earnings = dip buying opportunity, all losses erased in a trading day. Buy buy buy buy buy 5000 EoY.

>> No.53433548

>>53433513
CHARGE THE BULL RUN CRYSTAL

>> No.53433574
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53433574

You could have made some Shekels doing a lil slurping but instead you choose to be a fake and gay doomer

>> No.53433586
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53433586

>>53433574
I remembered my training, Tony-sama.

>> No.53433613

TSLA earnings tomorrow should give another repeat of today. Everything bad has already been discounted, slurp every dip.

>> No.53433624

>>53433613
not covering your bags, faggot.
this market is about value, even in tech. M&A firms ought be busy right now.

>> No.53433655

>>53433624
>this market is about value
Tesla is great value right now just like all of FAGMAN

>> No.53433656

>>53433613
It cant really be that easy....can it

>> No.53433657

>>53433508
for me, its nothing
premiums and IV too fuckin high

>> No.53433664
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53433664

reminder that this year (2023) will be your final chance to make it

>> No.53433668
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53433668

lel bullfaggots are already blowing eachother while the indeces are still red

>> No.53433673

DXY is nuking too, there's going to be a biblical meltup in the first half of this year with Euros hiking rates, the Fed pausing, the economy is still strong and tech is undervalued, etc.

>>53433656
It is that easy. Just buy tech.

>> No.53433695
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53433695

>>53433664
We got like 48 weeks let's fuckin do this.

>> No.53433703

>surge in retail call buying

>> No.53433719

>>53433655
>oy vey, won't you supply these (((Businesses))) with your interest free, non-guaranteed loans?
>every media channel and even chans is talking about them!
no.

>> No.53433733
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53433733

>>53433664
....that's a man, isn't it?

>> No.53433737
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53433737

Don't look at charts
Don't follow the news
Just buy stocks for things I like
Simple as

>> No.53433742

why is a fed pivot associated with bullish sentiment?

>> No.53433745

>>53433733
no, just a prostitute who grifts retards like the thing you replied to

>> No.53433750

>>53433733
who cares, do you fondle a trophy? or look at it.

>> No.53433760

>>53433719
Everything bad was already priced in in blue chip tech, the US is headed for a huge bull market with the Fed pausing and pivoting, DXY going down, and a great economy.

>> No.53433765
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53433765

>>53433703


SELLL NOW I GOT THE SIGNAL THEY ARE GONNA DUMP

>> No.53433770
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53433770

>>53433750
I fondle my trophies.
Sometimes I put them in jars.

>> No.53433773
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53433773

What does something like this mean for a stock?

>> No.53433775
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53433775

>>53433750
Unlike most 90s kids, apparently, I never got any trophies...

>> No.53433776

>>53433742
Because the economy has been strong all along and the tightening just reduced tech valuations a bit. I would argue that if markets looked forward farther that these companies shouldn't have sold off at all but whatever. Now the economy is heading for a soft landing. When the Fed pivots tech can lead the way to ATH later this year, maybe even by summer.

>> No.53433777

>>53433760
Still not buying the shit being sold on a single media channel, unless it makes sense in some other fashion. If these advertised companies are so great, there is someone else doing the same thing who isn't advertised.

>> No.53433790

>>53433777
>If these advertised companies are so great, there is someone else doing the same thing who isn't advertised.

Yes they're called permabears (retards) who think the US is entering a recession.

>> No.53433798
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53433798

CHEAPER DAMN IT

GIVE ME CHEAPER OVERSTOCK

>> No.53433820

>>53433790
>nonsequitor
So they'll end up selling more than they expected at lower costs?
Literally trying to frame me for your bullshit. Keep advertising, I'll know where to steer clear.

>> No.53433827

N

>> No.53433829
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53433829

So this is it? We just crab back and forth between 390 and 400 forever?

>> No.53433839

>>53433664
I don't get the video. Yes, that's what a gf is (sorta) like. The headrubs are especially important after a big day of shitposting.

>> No.53433840
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53433840

Life finds a way.

>> No.53433846

>>53433820
>Lower costs
Costs of blue-chip tech aren't going lower.

>>53433829
Meltup soon.

>> No.53433859

>>53433846
>send this greatest company ever a non-backed, no interest, zero-guarantee loan! they've been "Featured" on so many Shows and Programs!
no

>> No.53433862
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53433862

Wheres the mf'ing VIX at? 9 point rally with basic bitch volume

>> No.53433866
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53433866

>All my investments are red today
My calls are heemed, not checking my account

>> No.53433869
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53433869

>>53433840
Uhh bobo, you do eventually plan to have circuit breakers in your crash?

>> No.53433876

>>53433866
>my largest holding has had less volume traded than what i hold
>it's sitting underneath weekly resistance and flagging
the jews are really up to something these last two days

>> No.53433877
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53433877

>>53433869
Zoomers missed out on the absolute apex of kino.

>> No.53433882
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53433882

>>53433798
CHEAPER

>> No.53433889

>>53433760
>pivoting
Does anyone really believe they will ever pivot? The idea of zero interest rates is an anomaly in history and I doubt they want to repeat the same experiment that led to our currency becoming even more worthless than it was before.

>> No.53433904

>>53433877
Young Hammond prequel series when

>> No.53433905

>market DUMPS HARD because microsoft is fucked
>people go back and 'slurp' the dip
Jpow will have to come out and say "volker" again to make dipshits stop buying every time news is bad.

>> No.53433915
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53433915

You didn’t panic sell that little fake out now did you essemgee

>> No.53433920
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53433920

SOXL is down 66% over the last year and I'm only down 44%, suck it nerds

>> No.53433923

>>53433889
Yes. Pivot and cuts by the April FOMC if not March. Inflation has been convincingly defeated if you annualize MoM prints. They will cut aggressively to stop a recession before it starts since everyone is afraid of one for some reason. It'll end up being a seriously bullish catalyst for the market in 2023.

>> No.53433925
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53433925

Bears are fucken retarded

>> No.53433927

>>53433904
Sometimes dead is better.

>> No.53433930
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53433930

>>53433829
yes

>> No.53433941
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53433941

for lunch, a cheese sandwich
white american on a cream cheese spread

disgusting I know

anyway give me one good reason to sell the rest of my TQQQ right now

>> No.53433942

Being a permabull is cheating never forget this bros.

>> No.53433945

THE HOURS WILL BE SOUR AND MAKE THEM DOUBLE (also TSLA AH shenanigans after that lmao)

>>53433925
>fucken

>> No.53433948 [DELETED] 
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53433948

>bullchads : I deny your reality and supplant my own

>bearvirgins
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUMP THE MARKET...BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OKAY???


I love financial shitposting. Its so fun not being poor, lmao

>> No.53433954

>>53433889
>>53433923

>Inflation has been convincingly defeated

yeah we'll see about that. gas has mooned in January since the SPR has been depleted

>> No.53433958

>>53433927
Imagine being so fearful of death that you actually think you can, and should try, to control everything.
Cults get painful, for a reason.

>> No.53433959

>>53433904
Let this decade of entertainment die and during the renaissance era we can have good stuff.

>> No.53433966
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53433966

>>53433790
>permabears
>who think recessions exist at all
We've gone so far into bullish delusion that the very idea there might be a recession at some point makes one a delusional bear.

>> No.53433972
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53433972

You think I am defeated Bobo? Earnings are coming out as beats, I stand

>> No.53433976

>>53433742
The economy is strong which is why we need more cheap money, because the economy is so strong.

>> No.53433977

>>53433664
Why the fuck is this so mesmerizing?

>> No.53433996
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53433996

>2 months straight of my shorts getting heemed

>> No.53433998
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53433998

wtf is this?

>> No.53434001

>>53433364
Is that a merchant?

>> No.53434009

the stock market made me racist

>> No.53434010

>>53433977
because so much of what he's emulating is accurate for the constructs of a female, and for the desires of companionship for a male. but being a male, he never really quite covers it, and it leaves confusion over whether or not those things completed by a female are in fact legitimate to your desires, or just constructs.
Being able to study to emulate doesn't make real.

>> No.53434014

>>53434001
No it's a log() cabin, are you a schizo?

>> No.53434020

>>53434009
>he wasn't racist already

>> No.53434023
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53434023

>>53434001
It’s just cool ai art

>> No.53434033

>>53434009
I was racist and antisemitic before, but investing just affirmed my position.

>> No.53434034
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53434034

What are you guys having for lunch? I could go for a burger.

>> No.53434035
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53434035

>>53433998
gap filling

>> No.53434049
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53434049

Cheaper.

>> No.53434052

>>53434034
i had a bowl of rice

>> No.53434064

Nokia tomorrow. When they beat it will be the 9th quarter in a row as a beat.
Also have been do buybacks for almost a year now if not a year.
Also they just signed another deal with Samsung to license them their tech.
And the stock still won't fucking budge.

>> No.53434065

reminder
you cant blame jews on the way down if you dont thank jews on the way up

>> No.53434067

>>53434034
i could go for some spicy chipotle mayo

>> No.53434083
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53434083

>>53434034
> goes well with market sentiment

>> No.53434094

>>53434065
>crashes your stocks and has them close at 0% moves for weeks

>> No.53434096
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53434096

>mfw MSFT closes green

>> No.53434097

HI-LARIOUS that we're closing green. what a fucking clownshow

>> No.53434099

>>53434064
Good ol' stablecoin NOK

>> No.53434101

>>53434094
yeah its based

>> No.53434107

>>53434065
I can blame jews on the way up too, because everything since 2008 has been pure degeneracy.

>> No.53434112
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>>53434096
>mfw it closes at +0.2% but goes -2% overnight because TSLA will ruin everything

>> No.53434113

>>53434097
OH NOO WHY CANT MARKETS BE RED FOR 14 MONTHS IN A ROW!!!

>> No.53434114

>>53434096
too late assholes i already closed out my calls at a 90% loss, jokes on you!

>> No.53434115
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>>53434097

>> No.53434116
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53434116

I shit my pants in my sleep last night...

>> No.53434119

>>53434065
>with jews, you cruise

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53434122

okay this isn't funny anymore
go back down so i can finish my buys

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>>53434116
you sleep with pants on?

>> No.53434128

>>53434116
IBS?

I had a bad dream about the economy

>> No.53434143

Wayfair is trading like a shitcoin and I want to short it.

>> No.53434158

The gap has been closed, we can go down now.

>> No.53434161
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53434161

>>53433941

>> No.53434165
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53434165

HOLY SHIT
THOSE CANDLES
BROS.... IS THIS..... IS THIS............
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!?!?!

>> No.53434178

>>53433923
Jesus Christ, the delusions.

>> No.53434182

>>53434126
I wear shorts
>>53434128
No, I got really drunk last night and I think I just sharted

>> No.53434184

>>53433996
Eat shit bear nigger.

>> No.53434190

yeah if T could resume the crabbing that'd be nice so I don't lose my fucking CCs

>> No.53434192

>>53433411
why cant black women do it

>> No.53434195

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? IS THIS NORMAL?

>> No.53434205
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53434205

>>53434165
we are so lucky to be alive right now (with the opportunity to buy this generational dip)

>> No.53434206

>>53434195
On meth it is

>> No.53434223
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53434223

>>53434195
There is no normal anymore

>> No.53434228
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53434228

>Ending flat
It is once again a Bone Saw market.

>> No.53434244

>>53434014
I'm collecting ai merchants, can't really understand this one

>> No.53434247
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53434247

I cant believe im already up 16% just by fomoing in

>> No.53434265

We ready for TSLA to crash the market?

>> No.53434269
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53434269

>>53434023
Luv me sum good ai art

>> No.53434280

>>53434269
how do we short artists?

>> No.53434286
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53434286

>microjeet is green again
this is just silly at this point

>> No.53434296

>>53433773
9% of shares was or is traded on the "public" market

>> No.53434302

how to profit from this

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/german-foreign-minister-just-said-quiet-part-out-loud-ukraine

https://deutsche-wirtschafts-nachrichten.de/701994

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article243421273/Annalena-Baerbock-Wir-kaempfen-einen-Krieg-gegen-Russland-und-nicht-gegeneinander.html

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53434307

>bulls euphoric at .01% pump

>> No.53434311

>>53434286
>this is just silly at this point
its painfully obvious the only methodology of price action is to fuck over retail anymore

>> No.53434321

>>53433954
MSFT earnings were good. They just guided downward, but MSFT always guides low and performs high. The market is forward looking and recognizes that, and we're in a bull market. Buy.

>> No.53434323

>>53434280
Short art auction and trade platforms

>> No.53434331

lmfao remember all these doomer retard bears on that last big red day? hahahahahahahaha
they never learn.

>> No.53434335

Also did bobos just not notice that the dollar nuked today? Regardless of earnings, that alone will drive stocks higher.

>> No.53434343

>>53434302
there is very little chance this doesn't turn into WW3. USA, Aus, Europe, UK versus Russia, China, India

>> No.53434348

>>53434302
Nothing ever happens.

>> No.53434355

>>53434244
'; DROP TABLE *; --

>> No.53434357

>>53434302
War is bullish. The Fed isn't going to tighten into an outright war. Means tons of money printing, bullish for defense, blue-chip tech, and shitcos

>> No.53434363

>>53434343
>there is very little chance this doesn't turn into WW3.
>turn into
id say it started in syria, a country that is currently being illegally occupied by a certain warmongering dying empire

>> No.53434368 [DELETED] 

N

>> No.53434372

>>53434302
This has been being said for well over 7 months now. Who fucking cares. Of course we're at war with Russia. What does this change?

>> No.53434379

>>53434368
O.

>> No.53434381

>>53434343
there is very little chance it does. even chinks and poos are profiting from this retarded conflict.

>> No.53434384

Did Wells Fargo literally just tell everyone it was gonna Usury only colored people if they don't have an account with the bank?

>> No.53434387

How did mumu do it? I am impressed

>> No.53434404

bears still don't understand how the markets work

>> No.53434415
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53434415

Are we really back or is it just another scam pump? Pls respond

>> No.53434419

>>53434404
True, go long here

>> No.53434421

>>53434302
>Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova seized on the comments, saying this is yet more proof that the Western allies were planning a war on Russia all along...
LOL

>> No.53434422

>>53434343
Delusions if you seriously think China will help Russia in a war. They will help enough to keep them "friends" while quietly watching, laughing as they further weaken themselves. One day Siberia will be Chinese again. All part of the plan.

>> No.53434427

i still don't get why that anon was giving his empties to the Amazon driver

>> No.53434434

>>53434321
msft earnings were shit their revenue was flat and net profit down 10% yoy

>> No.53434436
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53434436

I like hard cheezes, soft women, and cheap stock.

Give me cheap OSTK. Now please.

>> No.53434446

>>53434434
They weren't, the adjusted EPS was a beat iirc and they had good revenues in cloud which is what matters most for future growth. Plus as I said above DXY is nuking so that alone will drive stocks up even if they guide downwards.

>> No.53434448
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53434448

Two years in my Job, still no promotion…

I just want more money so I can attract a gf bros. I only make around $98k as a 28 yr old.

>> No.53434449

>>53434434
earnings were enough to pump 5% until king jeet topedoed the entire thing during guidance

>> No.53434467

>>53434434
margins also down

>> No.53434476

>>53434434
>net profit down 10% yoy
Post picture

>> No.53434487

>>53434436
Ņ̵̜̜̌̽̈Ö̷̼́̃K̵͈͈͙̽̔ ̶͖̤̳̇̎g̵̞̀̚̚͜o̴̠̕͝i̷̼̽ṇ̸̘̯́͊͝ḡ̶̩̗̳̌͝ ̷̙̘̃t̷̳̮̊͠o̸̦͍͌ ̵̨̈́̑̆d̶̖̝̪̉̈̌ȯ̸̜̬́ ̶̘͕̟͆w̶̼̗͉̓̐͌e̵̞͇̕l̵̟̹̹̃l̸̢͍͊̄.̶̡͖͕̕ ̶̱̭͋̔̈ͅM̷͇̻͇̎̎a̴̼̤̍̕y̵̖͙̚͝b̴̦͒͗̎ḛ̵̋ͅ ̴̮̩̫̐̌̔c̶̖̐͛͌h̶͈͋ȩ̴̹͊́c̸̭̟̪͆̏̽k̶͚̾̏ ̶̤̼̈t̴̝̆h̴̘̋̔ẽ̵̯̥m̷̹̕ ̸̺̐̽ö̷̙́u̶̬̐́t̵̟͝?̵̳̈́

>> No.53434488

>>53434448
>I just want more money so I can attract a gf bros. I only make around $98k as a 28 yr old
isn't that much above national average of US and most developed countries already

>> No.53434501
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>>53434488
Yea but women want more, way more.

>> No.53434503

>>53434488
Not enough for a gf. You either thug max or make 200k/y

>> No.53434517

>>53434434
priced in chud

>> No.53434525

>>53434488
Yes, you can be upper middle class and live a very comfy stress free lifestyle on even $75,000 pretty much 95% of America and 99% of the world

But for some reason women think half of all men earn six figures. Its hardcore princess syndrome from people that never had to work

>> No.53434527

Now that crypto follows the stock market I should probably keep an eye on it. What's the best indicator to watch? S and Pee 500?

>> No.53434528

>>53434302
No one cares fag, if we didn't blow ourselves up during cold war it's not gonna happen now

>> No.53434532
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53434532

>>53434446
>>53434449
>>53434467
>>53434476

keep buyin the dip children

>> No.53434540

>>53434527
other way around
when bitcoin pumps the market follows

>> No.53434541
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53434541

>made 120 bucks off selling covered puts during the lows this morning
>If I would have just bought the shares and sold right now I would have made over 700

>> No.53434542

>>53434448
you can get a gf with 100k/year job, that's better than most people. shit my first gf I was making 45.

>> No.53434547

>>53434525
>tfw exactly at 75k
feels slightly comfy

>> No.53434548

>>53434487
that is still gonna get scraped
put it in an image maybe

>> No.53434560
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53434560

I feel like I was too early to be a bobo two weeks ago
Now it feels like just the right time so I doubled down
Anyone feel the same?

>> No.53434565

>>53434541
cash-secured puts are a straight up scam, you should never do them

>> No.53434568

this has to be the most clownish day of the year so far

>> No.53434581

>>53434525
I think 6 figures was a boomer meme, the equivalent of that today is like 500k a year. That's rich but not ruling class tier, like a decent private sector lawyer or something

>> No.53434582
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>>53434560
you're an idiot.
everything is buying bought up.
even the garbage stocks.
we haven't seen this kind of bullish sentiment since 2020.
get on board or get left behind.
cya.

>> No.53434590

>>53434547
Dude I could buy steak everday and still not spend $1000 on food. I bring home $4k a month I am just throwing money at investing

The fuck do women even spend six figures on?

>> No.53434592

>>53434547
>>53434525
I make $50k (paid off student loans/cars with crypto money so debt free) and I live pretty comfortably. Not lavishly but enough to take a vacation every year, save for retirement, and splurge on something now and then. People overestimate how much they need. They are just stupid spenders.

>> No.53434593

>>53434560

i felt that way yesterday and now my puts are getting heemed

>> No.53434596

>>53434568
? today is fucking normal compared to last 6 months.

>> No.53434598

I know everyone hates meme stocks and money here but a BBBY merger/acquisition is looking increasingly likely considering the entire board of directors just committed a felony if they don’t

>> No.53434599
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>>53434560
maybe, see: >>53433513

>> No.53434601

Gold and miners showing that pure retard strength. It's almost admirable.

>> No.53434605

>>53434427
home care aid. i didn't want to call him out since he enjoys pretending to be a big boy now

>> No.53434621

>>53434343
>China going to war for Russia
>China and India being Allies ever
Poos and chinks hate eachother and no one is falling on Putins sword.

>> No.53434627

>>53434582
What a clown,it takes just a bit of sense to figure out what you're trying to do I bet you don't realize that cause done it way too often

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>>53434627
lmao you realize how fucking bullish these past 3 days were?
this is why you will continue to lose. cya.

>> No.53434641

>>53434448
you know what they say, your net girth is your net worth
and your net worth sounds particularly small

>> No.53434645

>>53434532
>he actually delivered
You're alright anon

It was priced in though and the EPS beat

>> No.53434651

>>53434422
Ya, I can see Russia becoming a chink vassal state, putin dies, Russia falls into chaos, Chinks occupy Russia. Chinks immediately solve their energy problems

>> No.53434656

>>53434348
$10,000 just showed up in my Wealthsimple Account
>what is the meaning of this?

>> No.53434657

>>53434593
Just wait until Feb 1'st,then you make a decision based on how it will turn out

>> No.53434660

>>53434651
it already is
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/25/world/europe/russia-china-siberia-logging.html

>> No.53434661
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53434661

I need an outlook for bouncing off 400 resistance 10 times since December

>> No.53434670
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53434670

>>53434661

>> No.53434678

>>53434598
What did the board do that's illegal?

>> No.53434679

>>53434525
stop blaming women, it is the concept of feminism itself that did it.
All men must be making more than them because there is a "wage gap"
modern feminism isn't even made by or for women either.
>>53434343
>india with either of those 2 countries.
you mean china and chinese bought russia and africa vs the world.

>> No.53434682

Unironically what happens to this quagmire war when Putin dies or leaves office for whatever reason

>> No.53434686

>>53434601
Indeed. The past three months gold has been in an absolute "retard strength" pattern.
Absolutely nothing happened but then suddenly it started and won't stop.

>> No.53434697
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53434697

ALRIGHT _____ HOUR PLACE YOUR BETS

>> No.53434706

>>53434682
>Putin
>leaves office
anon he's the puppet for the jew elites that profited from the collapse of the USSR

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>>53434661
the most basic is that the 200 day is more important than your personal meme lines
as long as SP500 is above that, we bulls now

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53434710

Power hour or sour hour incoming?
>>53434697
Gonna say power

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>>53434641
>your net girth is your net worth
how true

>> No.53434718

>>53434682
There are 1000 times more signs of Ukraine cracking under a manpower shortage than Putin randomly keeling over and being replaced with some pro-West dude.

>> No.53434724

>>53434660
Which paywall blocker works for this? I'm on mobile right now.
Thanks in advance.

>> No.53434728

>>53434718
>cracking under a manpower shortage
Isn't this when NATO steps in with boots on the ground?

>> No.53434737

>>53434686
gold rises in a recession? woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow what a surprise

>> No.53434741
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53434741

We are closing neon green.

>> No.53434740

>>53434645
sure go ahead buy the dip run it all the way up to 300 i would love that

>> No.53434745

>>53434728
We're in it for defense contracts and money laundering. No way we up the ante like that.

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>>53434710
Good lad.

>> No.53434753

>>53434697
Unlimited power

>> No.53434758

>>53434737
What recession, though?

>> No.53434761

>>53434724
>I'm on mobile
no idea; but a tl;dr:
>chinks destroy massive amounts of forestry in the far east, ruining towns for russia's citizens that thrived on the land
>none of it approved
>chinks go "oopsie big mistake :3"
>citizens seething but given nothing
>land destroyed
>chinks keep doing it
>russian gov just seethes about it
>chinks know russia won't do shit so they keep overstepping

>> No.53434763

how do I know if a stock's price is going to fall or rise after earnings? I'm trying to do something with CFD's but the jew in my fridge keeps playing with the stock prices.

>> No.53434768
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53434768

400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400 400

>> No.53434769
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fuck this im gonna hit up steak n shake and be a fat slob I deserve it

>> No.53434777

>>53434763
Make an educated guess and hope you don't get Jewed too hard

>> No.53434781
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53434781

Come here little Bobo......

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>>53434448
>Weebs with nigh-on six figures can't even get a gf
It's over

>> No.53434794

If apple can close green Im going to coom

>> No.53434795
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>>53434768

>> No.53434798

lmfao imagine shorting in a bull market hahahahahaha

>> No.53434802

>>53434446
the only thing DXY nuking will cause is oil and gas to all time highs and a full blown stagflation crisis

>> No.53434803

>>53434761
Ah, ty, so rain forest - slav style.
Things like that should be punished internationally with land reclamation by geo fencing.
Also loggers, politicians and some others should be executed on spot.

>you litter, you hang
I'd be such a stellar eco fascist dictator.

>> No.53434808

>>53434795
You should be chasing every rally

>> No.53434814
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>>53434795

>> No.53434817
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53434817

All this talk about bullruns is making me excited. I have inputted some more pounds into my portfolio. This is how its shaping up on day 3.

>> No.53434821

Remember when bears were certain of the big crash in the beginning of 2023

>> No.53434822
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53434822

>>53434682
Tsar Ramzan I takes over and skullfucks what's left of Ukraine as well Georgia and the Baltics into both submission and annihilation.

>> No.53434823
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>>53434808
>>53434814

>> No.53434824

>400
I am literally laughing out loud (LOL).

>> No.53434827

pain trade confirmed higher. all strategists will be BTFO

>> No.53434830

>>53434803
the chinks don't just do it in russia, they do it all over the planet as they've already destroyed a shit ton of their own land, they just get agreements with other nations to do it; but of course they don't stick to the boundaries approved and take far more, then play stupid once someone notices, what more can you do at that point?

russia's only big friend is china but we all know the chink doesn't have friends, just people they manipulate

>> No.53434832
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53434832

Now will TSLA pump or dump in the after market?

>> No.53434838
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53434838

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53434839
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53434839

BOBO ARE YOU GAY?

>> No.53434845

LMFAO

i loaded up on march 31st 420 calls at 399
already paying.
bull market in.
later losers. LOL

>> No.53434849

You missed the generational bottom you lardasses

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>>53434823

>> No.53434857

>>53434845
Bobros, they're laughing at us....

>> No.53434861
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>>53434851

>> No.53434867
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>>53434861

>> No.53434868

>>53434501
Based

>> No.53434869
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53434869

DOSHTA BOBO?

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53434872

*enters the thread

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>>53434867

>> No.53434883

Official TESLA EARNINGS waiting room theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mYXWOCgXQQ

>> No.53434882
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53434882

Bobo REALLY THOUGHT he was Michael burry lmao

Put down the doomer kool-aid and get some help

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>>53434872

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If SPX hits 4040 once again I will ride it down just like I did it before,let's see how stupid mumus can get

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53434887

>>53434857
slurpers are getting out of control...

>> No.53434898

i told you faggots we'd be green EOD

>> No.53434899

>>53434882
Selena fucking gets it

>> No.53434922

Why are markets pumping on lowered guidance. I guess the general consumer going broke is a good thing

>> No.53434923

imagine being short. goodlord i feel bad for them.

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53434928

In all seriousness, this is one of the most impressively Jewish days I've seen in a long time.

>> No.53434930
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53434930

I WANT CHEAPIES

>> No.53434934
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53434934

Last post for today. I cant stop myself inputting into the portfolio. My initial aim has succeeded. I am putting money into bhere that I cant really afford to invest at the moment so I now have to grind my arse off to get more money so that I can keep pumping into it. I pumped pepsico and meta platforms with another £11. Sitting at 80 pounds now. Gunna do some work tonight so I can get more money so that I can get more stocks.

>> No.53434944

>>53434832
Pump. Everyone is short and expecting the worst for TSLA, they only need to not miss by much to trigger a classic TSLA short squeeze.

>> No.53434951
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53434951

is there a more pointless job than publishing "stocks x after y" articles, they don't even remain relevant for a day

>> No.53434955

>>53434928
feels like short term capital squeezing

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53434957

>he wanted to be Micheal Burry but he should have chosen the Margin Man build

you h8 to see it

>> No.53434961

>>53434934
Good on ya, mate.

>> No.53434962

>>53434922
Look at DXY

>> No.53434963

>>53434832
Does it even matter? The market will just twist the narrative and start pumping regardless. Mumu euphoria is out of control

>> No.53434965

>>53434944
>Everyone is short and expecting the worst for TSLA
Whats the put/call ratio at>?

>> No.53434971

>>53434934
>Gunna do some work tonight
W-what exactly are you doing for "work", Gigaport?
Seems casual...
Regardless of that, good idea putting more $ into META. Solid choice.

>> No.53434975

>>53434951
this is basically what rocker does, cucked and based stocks. except he doesn't get paid for it. don't even remember the last time he shilled a pick.

>> No.53434980

>just bought BOIL

am i fucked?

>> No.53434989

>>53434830
Chinks, and I also somewhat suspect "Asians" in general, are parasitic hive minded humanoid slave species which cannot survive on a habitable planet without external leadership by more sentient humanoids. Of course this leaves "Chink species" with the role of being a abused slave labor species over and over again which require periodical trimmings by more sentient humanoid collectives or else they would make the planet inhabitable for everyone.

I don't know if it's genetic or if Chink species just had this fate for an eternity.

I honestly and truthfully doubt that the Asian species on this planet have their origin here.

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>>53434899
Gets what

>> No.53435003

>>53434971
Thats the issue any money I earn wont be hitting my bank account for like a month at least so I need to start earning surplus income right now in order to maintain the daily pump as ill be running out of funds.

>> No.53435011

>>53434996
the optimum amount of sauce

>> No.53435012

>>53434448
I make $370k at 27 and I just do hookers n sheeeeettt

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53435016

>>53434228
>>53433829
>>53434857

>> No.53435017

>>53434934
imo you're way too heavy in meme-tech.

>> No.53435021

>>53435012
But you're also black.

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>>53434795

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>>53435012
hi

>> No.53435052

>>53434989
based

>> No.53435091

>>53434944
>everyone is short
which is why everyone is buying it up right before earnings release? It's up +40% in a month bruh, what addl upside are you trying to squeeze out of this rock?

>> No.53435092

New
>>53435088

>>53435088

>>53435088

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40 minutes

until

TSLA earnings

GET HYPED

>> No.53435108

I bought my first call options today, how I do?

>WTI
>11 contracts
>$7 strike
>7/21/23 expiration
>$942 total spent

R8 or h8, I literally just copied a friend's trade.

>> No.53435123

>>53435029
>thisisfinancialadvice.jpg
OK, I'm sold. Will report you to the SEC if SPY ends today red.

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>>53434448
At least you are american

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>>53435049
ola!

>> No.53435152

>>53435049
>>53435133
Is this Scoopsie's crack den?

>> No.53435187

>>53433463
https://youtu.be/nPe_UWLrfvg?t=83
black people listening to white music for the first time is my favorite genre of video

>> No.53435343

>>53435108
Does nobody here actually fucking trade stocks?

>> No.53435581

test

>> No.53436532

>>53433501
COIN is performing beautifully. Great long term hold.