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>> No.53431600

>>53431584
fuck you nigger gates

>> No.53431603

Anime is pretty okay I guess

>> No.53431609
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53431609

>>53431603
You take that back.

>> No.53431612

>>53431600
that nigger brought me months of AOE2, and that's before the years of CoD....
then again.

>> No.53431615

>>53431584
Thank god this beat the bobo bread.

>> No.53431618

xth for being too tired to play vidya after work and reading instead

>> No.53431622

Love me some MSFT even if it gets heemed today AAPL and COST are good too.

>> No.53431626
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53431626

I’m concerned

>> No.53431630

>>53431603
what the FUQ am I reading bro

>> No.53431635
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53431635

>>53431615
Gotta post fast. There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.

>> No.53431641

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53431644
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53431644

Biden to declare war on Russia at noon (EST)

>> No.53431650
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53431650

SPY bottom is 290 plan accordingly

>> No.53431649
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53431649

I have never played Chrono Trigger. What are the financial ramifications of this?

>> No.53431655

Why the fuck is microsoft dumping with literally no news?

>> No.53431664
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53431664

>>53431655
>He doesn't know

>> No.53431667

>>53431622
How long will the 1.5 hotdog last? Will they shrink it? They already cut salads at my local.
Still, charging people to wander in your warehouse, pretty clever.
>>53431649
You're over-invested in crypto, you think web-page stocks are gonna rebound, and your girlfriend is a man with bad plastic surgery.
Invest in Pfizer, your girl is keeping them open.

>> No.53431668
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53431668

why does ibkr think i'm going to kill myself when i'm actually making money

>> No.53431669

>>53431655
barted postmarket, dumpt at open

>> No.53431671
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53431671

Bought Verizon today:
> low P/E
> earnings growing throughout 2022
> decent dividend with payout history older than most posters here
> provides service that is considered essential by all zoomers
> is stable while the rest of the market tanked today

>> No.53431672

>>53431641
I just got the fattest V ever bro holy fuck

>> No.53431673
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53431673

FIFDY BEPIS

>> No.53431676

>>53431644
Biden can't even poop on command stop pretending he is in charge of anything. His handlers on Israel may declare war

>> No.53431680

>>53431655
they literally had news yesterday bro............

>> No.53431681

>>53431649
you missed out
it was revolutionary for its time
still holds up today honestly

its easy to emulate, im sure you can figure it out

>> No.53431688

>>53431655
They missed earnings yesterday by ~5% future of the company is very bright though.

>> No.53431691

i hate life

>> No.53431692

I'm off to work. I must acquire more funds to fund the portfolio. Ciao

>> No.53431695

>>53431655
good /smg/ meta humor

>> No.53431698
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53431698

>>53431649
Try playing it, then play the non sequel, sequel, chrono cross, then get pissed that you will never get disk 2 to work.

>> No.53431703

>>53431668
is it ibkr europe or US?

>> No.53431704
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53431704

>>53431644
>>53431350
CHECKED
Had to happen, ukraine was planned. BIG NIGGER LLOYD AUSTIN DELIVERED the war raytheon wanted. We just got the location wrong.

THE DRUMS OF WAR ARE BANGING
https://youtu.be/csgaVdxpdcM
this will be the soundtrack of the war

>> No.53431709

>>53431671
They have to take out loads of debt because networks are expensive and May have to cut the dividend

>> No.53431716
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53431716

WO, BLACK BETTY

>> No.53431719

>>53431650
Root Beer Rankings

1. A&W
2. Sioux City
3. Mugs
4. Barqs
5. IBC

>> No.53431720

>>53431703
thinking about it, today is two years since i opened the account, it could actually be a regulatory thing since it's making me go through all my info again

>> No.53431724

>>53431709
They managed to have growing earnings throughout 2022 while servicing their debt. I think they know what they are doing.

>> No.53431725

>>53431719
Dr Brown?

>> No.53431727
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53431727

Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

>> No.53431732
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53431732

>>53431704
Good thing I’m too racist to be drafted.
Can’t wait for the zoomies to get sent to their deaths

>> No.53431735

>>53431727
Hey, no GME schizos in my thread. Only regular schizos are allowed.
>VOOWW

>> No.53431742

>>53431727
But I actually like fidelity they let me short Russian stocks during the initial attack on Ukraine and it was great I made so much money lmao

>> No.53431746

>>53431719
A&W just hits different. It's fuckin crazy.
Bangs do actually be 2nd, though. Mug can go fuck itself.
>>53431727
Are you a bot, or underage?

>> No.53431754

>>53431703
>>53431720
nvm finished through it and it was just the annual review; just fucking weird that it started off with asking if i was pretty much suicidal and wanting to add a trusted secondary person of contact

>> No.53431753

Anyone got any Slurps?

>> No.53431759
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53431759

>just looked at January energy bill

>> No.53431767
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53431767

>>53431753
MSFT
GOOG
DDOG

>> No.53431768
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53431768

>>53431759
>All my rates for everything went up
Cost efficiency bros...

>> No.53431771
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53431771

DAX is literally never going down again
what is this shit

>> No.53431793

>>53431759
should spend less time looking at the cock market on your macbook

>> No.53431795

>>53431719
I'm more of a birch beer guy myself. It's just impossible to find.

>> No.53431797
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53431797

I told you to sell after the msft scam pump AH

>> No.53431806

>>53431732
>Good thing I’m too racist to be drafted
No such thing. We are going to have a WW1 style carnage shock with modern technology we'll need manpower in quantities. There's a reason democrats and jews have also been importing. Yuros can't defend themselves, only the french but they would use nukes in the rhine if chinks arm and fight with vatniks.

>> No.53431807

>>53431768
I set up a bot that runs DXDiag 100x's a minute, and use my processor to heat a cardboard box I placed around my chair which is covered in blankets. I wear 3 pair of socks, one wool, and put on my boots inside. I have a favorite scarf, and an eating scarf. I use two pair of gloves, one finger and one mitten style, and I use voice commands so I can keep my hands against my torso.
I've saved 15% of my energy bill, but bought 3 processors so far. About even this year.

>> No.53431809

>>53431767
I think MSFT can fall further but doesn't really matter we passed buy territory long ago.

>> No.53431811

wait till EOD to buy NOC guys

>> No.53431813
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53431813

Accept the lower demand zone green n***ers

>> No.53431827

>>53431811
>NOC
>The company that just put out the B-2 Slim
Hard pass.

>> No.53431833

>>53431809
What is the long-term growth argument for MSSoft?

>> No.53431842
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53431842

>>53431719
>A&W barrel candies
>1. A&W

>> No.53431850
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53431850

Did anyone buy CJJD? I tried being a good little shill last week, but I'm not sure if anyone paid attention :(

>> No.53431852

>>53431827
northrop gruman??

>> No.53431865

>>53431850
> chink microcap pump n dump
no thanks

>> No.53431875

>>53431852
Yes. NOC is not Noctua.

>> No.53431878

>>53431850
looks sorta scammy bro.

>> No.53431909
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53431909

>SQQQ

>> No.53431913
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53431913

I don't know why I cant make any trades, I was about to buy 394 puts at 0.6 but I couldn't get myself to hit buy. Then it went to 1.3. Wtf, wtf is wrong with me

>> No.53431920
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53431920

my beautiful lionesses.

how about I add some lip to that blow by blow?

>> No.53431930

>>53431920
this looks like a man who has seen some shit (mostly drugs)

>> No.53431936
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53431936

How do people differentiate between securities invested in different exchamges that share same code and same theme?

>> No.53431941

NASDAQ will close green today. Don't extrapolate MSFT earnings (which were fine) to the whole market, they always under-guide and over-deliver. Market is still hyper bullish for 2023

>> No.53431945
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53431945

>>53431865
>>53431878
Not saying to buy now. Just that it was a decent femto-length play; that's all.

>> No.53431954

>>53431945
I'll add it to my watchlist

>> No.53431956

>>53431759
>just looked at yoy poopsock inflation
This is really bad.

>> No.53431963
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53431963

>>53431930
wanna see something "shocking"?
check picrelated, he didn't age too well.

>> No.53431970

what food can a man prepare himself at 10 am?

>> No.53431973

>>53431936
the one i buy goes up, that's all

>> No.53431980

>>53431963
>>53431920
Who is that supposed to be?

>> No.53431984

Dip over, BUY BUY BUY

>> No.53431986

>>53431963
wow, don't do meth kids

>> No.53431994

SPY fr gonna close today at 400

>> No.53431995

>>53431984
real?

>> No.53432001

>>53431980
your new internet dad.
https://www.youtube.com/@GregoryMannarino

>> No.53432002

I bought more MSFT calls in that dip

>> No.53432003

>>53431970
whatever you want, you're a free man fren
I mostly eat leftovers for breakfast

>> No.53432005

>>53431970
I would say scrambled eggs but we aren't millionaires itt

>> No.53432009

>>53431936
US residents can't buy foreign ETFs, so this isn't much of a problem. If it's two separate companies sharing a ticker, you just have to make sure to remember the name and exchange you wanted.

>> No.53432011

>>53431984
Buy it all Mumu

>> No.53432013

I did miss MSFT generational bottom

>> No.53432015
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53432015

BUDDY LOOK AT GREEN CANDLE COMPUTER

>> No.53432017

>>53431963
My eyes kind of look like his here. Thankfully I've kicked booze and don't do amphetamines so they won't be as sunken as >>53431920

>> No.53432018
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53432018

>We're back at VWAP

>> No.53432021

>>53431850
>>53431878
"$九洲大药房(CJJD)$ 谁了解这个九州大药房? 谈谈。怎么样" https://xueqiu.com/7729555522/20261720
Even Chinese investors think they are scam although that's comment from 12 years ago

> Now they do not have many storefront, and the main source of profit for pharmacies is not medicines, but franchise entry fees and health care products. Generally, the cost of health care products in pharmacies is only 5%-15% of the retail price, so now CJJD and Taobao cooperate, there is still a relatively large room for increase in its profits.

>> No.53432026

every dump gets erased before the day ends LMAO @ this market

>> No.53432029

>>53432009
First of all I am not US resident

>> No.53432031

Today is the first day in the past few months where shorting wasn't free money.

>> No.53432033

>>53432021
Best to assume every chinese stock is a 100% scam doesn't mean you can't pump and dumb though

>> No.53432034
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53432034

>>53431649
When I was a kid I always went Magus but now I think I'd go frog. This is gonna be an important choice in your future.

>> No.53432036

GIVE IT BACK MUMU

>> No.53432041

>>53431970
No gods or kings, only breakfast

>> No.53432049
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53432049

>>53432036
you said something?

>> No.53432050

>>53432026
Rate cuts and QE are coming soon no matter what happens in the broader economy.
>soft landing = preemptive cuts to 2% or less to avert recession, bullish
>recession = cut to 0% and QE, bullish
>no landing (economy remains super strong) = bullish obviously

There is no catalyst to cause the market to go down. Buy every dip 5000 SPX EoY MINIMUM. LOOK FORWARD.

>> No.53432056

>>53432015
I FOMOed, everyone sell your calls

>> No.53432061
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53432061

>this market

>> No.53432065
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53432065

>>53431833
-GPT and chatbots overtaking google search and shopify agents
-xbox/pc gaming pushing past ftc for mergers
-gutting useless moonshot products like self-driving tech and hololens
-gates returning to corporate board

>> No.53432085

>>53432029
Well most of us are. There are rules on PFICs that make it impractical to hold foreign funds, though most retail brokerages just outright block it.
If you want advice specific to your country, its probably best to look it up yourself. You may have similar rules that make it impractical to hold foreign funds, or maybe your country has no rules and thus its best to hold whatever fund is hosted in the cheapest tax jurisdiction.

>> No.53432086

>>53431768
Explaim

>> No.53432099

>>53432065
anyone who takes a picture like this cannot be trusted

>> No.53432103
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53432103

>>53432050
dats right. just zoom in we're literally in a bull market

>> No.53432106

>>53432065
If anything, in app search and in app store of apps like Tiktok or Youtube are becoming more popular and Microsoft do not have any popular or growing software in this category
>>53432085
I mean I am already holding trivial amount of those different funds the question was just how do I tell which is which

>> No.53432115

>>53432103
Yes since October 2022.

>> No.53432124

>>53431833
>>53432065

Giving tens of billions to what seems like a genius staff at openai and reaping the spoils.

>> No.53432127
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53432127

Whole fucking morning I have chances at good entries, then I fucking get in at the worst entry and am already 20% down. I'm cursed

>> No.53432136

>>53432127
quit options gambling

>> No.53432138
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53432138

>>53432065
>-gates returning to corporate board
lmao That's what happens when your wife realizes you flew to Epstein's island over 30 times

>> No.53432139

>>53432001
I dont need another cat

>> No.53432142
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53432142

>>53432127
MUMU DID THIS

>> No.53432143

>>53432106
Funny you talk about in-app purchases when that is the plan for musk to get revenue for twitter. Wall-street and silicon valley thinks thats stupid when that's all of bytedance and tencent's revenue model. Ads are old and busted.

>> No.53432144

>>53432106
>I mean I am already holding trivial amount of those different funds the question was just how do I tell which is which
You've gotta look at the exchange codes. LSE is london. ARCA is NYSE.

>> No.53432153
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53432153

>crater ah
>slurp up all day
wtf is even going on?

>> No.53432163

>>53432136
I can't, I'm addicted. It feels really good when it goes right

>> No.53432172

>>53432061
whats he doin

>> No.53432179

>>53432153
Algorithmic overreaction to MSFT earnings. We're in a bull market.

>> No.53432181

It pumped slightly and I'm still down on my calls, oh god I'm retarded

>> No.53432184
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53432184

>Do not listen to the Angel of Death's lies, my son.

>> No.53432188

>There are people ITT who dont play options
What do you even do lol

>> No.53432189

>>53432172
he doing a lil slurppin

>> No.53432197

>>53432184
ru roh

>> No.53432202
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53432202

Glad i sold my puts at open . I knew they will scam pump . i memorized how they behave , this market cant beat me

>> No.53432207

>>53432144
Ah I figured out, the American one is 30% China, the London one is 20% Europe

>> No.53432210

>>53431945
Not my first day on the market. I'm not touching anything chink related ever. Even if company is not a scam, CCCP can nuke it any moment. But as most chink stocks, it's most likely scam or has cooked books.

>> No.53432213

>>53432143
App store and in app search also help ads

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53432221

>>53431963
I see we're posting rare skeletors now

>> No.53432222 [DELETED] 

Where is the liquidity even comatgkvying from

>> No.53432223

Why don't people realize that bad earnings were already discounted in October 2022? Good earnings, bad earnings, doesn't matter now. Markets are looking past any possible downturn to economic recovery later this year. No reason to sell. Buy every dip.

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>>53432189
That's a sniffin' webm
This is a slurpin' webm

>> No.53432225

>>53432138
I think Gore has some solar water heater units there. Hard to say.
That's one ugly cobbeled property from the sky.

MMM? Decent profits as usual, 5% divy. They're quitting their PFAS division, or spinning it or something. Anyone know what that does to their bottom?

>> No.53432230

>>53432224
not a bad slurpping webm

>> No.53432231

>>53432184
jej
one can only hope

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>>53432223

>> No.53432233

>>53432034
>Frog, Magus, Robo
best combo

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53432235

I SHOULD'VE FUCKING SOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>53432230

>> No.53432244

>>53432235
never too late to take your tax-losses for the year. or the next 4 years. or just to find a ledge.

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>>53432224

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>>53432235
Dont be greedy next time bobro . Always Tp in this schizo market

>> No.53432253

>>53432235
Anon the whole market is going green by EOD

>> No.53432259

>>53432153
Algos feel particularly active on stuff today. The "bullshit factor" feels really high on fills and in the price action in general.

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53432262

>he didn’t buy OIL or GOLD miners

It’s like you fags love losing money

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53432272

>>53432233
Checked and based.

>> No.53432275

>>53432259
>bullshit
This is how permabears who don't understand that markets are forward looking feel during every bull market.

>> No.53432279

>>53432259
What's my motivation?

>> No.53432289
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53432289

>>53431289
once again I miraculously closed my short positions and switched long at the perfect moment

algos I know you are reading this post
thanks for the help

>> No.53432307

>>53432213
tell that to Apple who had to remove its App Store cut over ‘boosted ads’ due to GDPR revisions.

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53432309

>fucking bobo, did you forget whos market this is?
>we shall end....
>exactly where we did yesterday!

>> No.53432310

>>53432275
Yea it's not like we had an inexplicable flash crash/glitch during this week's trading or anything.

>> No.53432320

>>53432251
> just time the market based on... astrology?
That's why options traders barely ever make profit. Not single bobo here told other bobos to close their puts. But when market opened already -1% down all bobos were euphoric. I doubt any of you are making profit longterm to be honest.

>> No.53432321

>>53432309
this
pincer parity is real, hail the crustacean

>> No.53432330
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>>53432309
>Got to slurp
Thank you based crab.

>> No.53432332
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>>53432222
fak u

>> No.53432337
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>>53432289
>he calls selling his leveraged ETFs "closing short positions"

>> No.53432338

>>53432310
>but muh glitch the market should be at 3000 AAAAAA
Pathetic

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>>53432337
they are bearish positions
dont sass me boy you know what i meant

>> No.53432352
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53432352

>In preparation for black history month, I will say
>All black owned businesses will pump

>> No.53432354

Microsoft is going to close green today too in spite of their "bad" earnings (they weren't actually bad)

>> No.53432364

>>53432338
wut?

>> No.53432370

>>53432352
I'm all in NKE calls for next month

>> No.53432376
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>>53432352
I was preparing since last year buying on dips. Not big part of my portfolio, but still might be a nice boost to it.

>> No.53432379

Bobos BTFO, bullchad slurpers will make SPY close green.

>> No.53432383

>>53432379
this is peak crab day hermano

>> No.53432385

Did you feel that Slurp

>> No.53432394
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53432394

God, I wish I were a market maker to troll the fuck out of both sides.

>> No.53432396
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53432396

GREEN

>> No.53432400

>>53432275
It's actually how people feel when they trade the same shit all the time and suddenly you start seeing stuff behave wildly uncharacteristically with no catalysts in place. Flickering inside markets on shit that never does it is a dead giveaway. Basically means there is like one entity trading and it's trading against itself.

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>>53432385
slurpers have an insatiable lust for slurping, it's truly remarkable

>> No.53432413
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53432413

You boys remembered your training, correct?

>> No.53432420

>>53432383
Cope harder bobo.

>> No.53432421

>>53432400
Cope. Up only.

>> No.53432430
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53432430

I sold half my MSFT and half my TQQQ
just chillin out for the rest of the day

I wish video games were fun
maybe ill fire up chrono trigger

>> No.53432441

FUCKKKKKKKKKK I SOLD TOO EARLY FUCKKKKKKKK

>> No.53432442
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53432442

Bros when do I close these MSFT calls
This shit is going vertical

>> No.53432450
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53432450

This rally, which bounced off 200 SMA perfectly, will fail like all the others.

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>>53432430
I only play MSFT Flight Simulator.

>> No.53432454
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53432454

Unironically bullish for GOOG

>> No.53432457

>>53432420
I wish, I want it to pump so I can exit my negative positions from months ago

>> No.53432469

>>53432430
>not playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms on DOS
ngmi

>> No.53432478

>>53432454
nobody in the history of humanity is more pampered than these fucking techfags

>> No.53432492

>>53432450
https://youtu.be/jcq7tYCs5t4
101.8

>> No.53432502

>>53432492
Better than the Joan Baez version you posted last week.

>> No.53432514

>>53432413
Yes, I think I am bullish enough now

>> No.53432517

>>53432502
Amazed there is no speed metal version of the song

>> No.53432520
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53432520

who else bagholding BOIL

>> No.53432529

>>53432478
But THEY got AI now. Which is all these faggots were hired to create.
Smart enough to pass the classes, dumb enough to not see who they were working for.
btw, ChatGPT is absolutely shit, and is being sold because (((reasons))).
Putting AI on the web was known for years to be a no-no. And now every (((media))) outlet on earth is gushing over the effective liberation of AI.

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53432530

Bullshit gay market

>> No.53432542
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Drawback of holding broad market ETF is you end up indirectly holding stocks you don't want to hold

>> No.53432543
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>>53432517
Just imagined A Deathklok version and now my sides are asunder.

>> No.53432555
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I will suck my own dick if SKYT isn’t green today

>> No.53432566
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>Schwab emails me twice my 1099 is ready
>Sends me a push alert it's ready
>It's not ready
FUCK YOU I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS

>> No.53432581

>>53432566
Doing taxes IS eating the bugs anon, you drank the proverbial corn syrup.

>> No.53432584

>>53432581
But I need my goyforms.

>> No.53432591

>>53432542
That's why you buy the best companies in the index only. So much dumb Becky shit in the daq that i hate.

>> No.53432598
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53432598

SOXL and UPRO are not going down enough
this market is fake and gay

>> No.53432605

>>53432542
Man those Rivian trucks are so fuckin gay.

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>>53432457
idk im just -1.36% portfolio wide today, still 53% up since dec. i can comfortably retest bottom, without dilating, as i own equity now with my fucking short money. lol get

>> No.53432623
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another green day for KOF it seems

>> No.53432640

>>53431719
I love Bang's root neer.

>> No.53432651

>>53432640
The A&W stand is really a treat tho. Chili-dogs and rootbeer floats make a fun meal with the family.
I'm just angry I get allergic to one of the common preservatives in RB generally.

>> No.53432653

Any reason not to buy lots of Acadian Timber?
Stable divvy paid for decades, consistently increased over the years. Company focused on one thing: producing lumber. No surprises here ever. Feels like savings account with 7% yield.

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>>53432542
im just hoping those suit and ties go light on lunch because my purchasing power went from $15 to a quarter in the time it takes shit to go from the top floor of their buildings to the gutters.

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> he fomoed in at 3990

>> No.53432662

you may not like it,

but this is what normal market behavior looks like...

>> No.53432663
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53432663

another crab day, how fun

>> No.53432664

>>53432653
What's pulp and lumber spot to the 5 year?

>> No.53432672
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53432672

>Just keep buying.
Not yet.

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>>53432662
i like it

>> No.53432685

>>53432664
Lumber is around average price over a decade currently. Prices deflated since commodities boom in 2021 already.

>> No.53432687

SPY green eod

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>>53431584
I have been out of the game for quite some time. I have 500$ in my account and it isn't worth waiting the 3 weeks it'll take the morons to move it to my bank account,

what do i Yolo on?

(GME, BBBY,crypto, and other cult retards need not apply)

>> No.53432697

>>53432687
If you're right, you're going to have to kill me bro

>> No.53432698

>>53431584
how is that shitty company not dead yet? their products only keep getting worse as they keep pushing redesigns no one asked for

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I can't believe you pussies were chimping out it was the end of the world this morning. Also, shoutout to my nigga McDicks.

>> No.53432707

>>53432698
Big tech co's are essentially part of the gov/globalist deep state

>> No.53432711

>>53432685
You say lumber so I assume operate mills. How many? Which jurisdiction? Do they own land, and/or operate crews? Are they harvesting Ash or something that is being infected?

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>>53432696
Lol you aint gonna make it sunshine.

>> No.53432733

>>53432711
Don't know and I wouldn't know what to do with this information either.

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>>53432663
>17 week s comes in higher
>2y floating comes in lower
>Waiting for 5y

>> No.53432751
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is anyone playing tesla earnings? i won't be but i want to live through you vicariously

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>>53432696
invest it in yourself.

>> No.53432765

>>53432696
You hoping to day trade once, or buy hold? or what?
>>53432733
Equipment has upfront and maintain costs. If the factory is old, maintain starts to climb, and you have to take the lines down more often, which is lost time in profit.
The number of mills helps fight losses to fire, infestation, and down-time for refit, and gives variety of sales goods in the event that someone scams the rich niggers into buying one type of wood and one type only, or other weird event.
Lands for harvesting aren't exactly being found all over, we've pretty much populated most of the earth, so it's very zero sum.
Crews that harvest cost $$, gear and trucks are expensive and have inputs that are out of their control normally like Rubber, Oil, steel. Labor is a high cost (lowering with mechanization, but not always) and insurance on those humans cutting down trees is high, and you're competing to hire increasingly with factories that are HVAC and less risk.

>> No.53432778

>>53432751
I'll buy the dump tomorrow AM like I did with MSFT today

>> No.53432798

>>53432542
Only stocks you need are FAGMAN + Tesla.

>> No.53432808

>>53432733
>>53432765
Jurisdiction matters, from what i can tell niggers like Gavin will gouge the fuck out of you for kick-backs to their campaign funds, or send the Sierra club after you. Some vagine getting access to the governor with a "love for the stripped tree beetle" can get your entire operation ruined. Most jurisdictions understand the taxes are more valuable, but never underestimate enemy action.

>> No.53432810

>>53432751
>TSLA
you don't know how show I am
my first slurp order is at $70

>> No.53432815

>>53432765
yolo, as in, not buying boomer divies and holding for 15 years. i litterally make that in a weekend waiting tables near a ski lodge this time of year and ill have to cut in half for taxes if i actually keep it, so its literally a shift on a saturday night. not worth the paperwork to take the money out, not worth keeping it in since i wont be investing until the market exits the eternal crab, which may be years away.

>> No.53432842

>>53432815
You could bet for or against durable goods orders in the AM and not even get a day-trade penalty

>> No.53432848

I have been heemed by Bill Gates.

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>TSLA earnings after close
Mumus...

>> No.53432860

>>53431635
4: have rich parents>>53431635

>> No.53432869

>>53432842
I just put puts on sqqq, no one had any ideas and i don't feel like doing all sorts of research on what will inevitably be another crab week regardless of how good or bad news is.

>> No.53432870

>>53432696
Hey buddy soxl isn't a cult it's a way of life.

>> No.53432873

>>53432696
>what do i Yolo on?
it's TSLA earnings the answer should be obvious, anon..
you short before close and wake up with a ten bagger

>> No.53432874

>>53432765
>>53432808
Thanks for explanation. The thing is, without having deep knowledge of this given industry I will not be able to evaluate if company is exposed to such risks or if they mitigated it. Instead I depend on the fact that they are operating for 15 years now while maintaining profitability.
More reasonable thing to do would be to evaluate things you listed, among others, and compare it with competition. I just doubt that layman like me will be able to asses viability of business ran by professionals who are in this industry for decades.

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I deserve all the bad things happening to me since I bought intel this time last year.

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Oooh would you look at that, did price action not stay above critical resistance levels? Oh man it's....it's almost like it's another failed breakout at the 200 day again ooooh wowee wow who could have seen this coming oooh man

>> No.53432907
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53432907

Bobros , its time to load (again) on puts . Eat the crab

>> No.53432909

Buy the TSLA dip tomorrow morning and thank me at a later date (around 11am tomorrow)

>> No.53432914

>>53432880
on the shit andf piss it did. Mine is at 397.9, still above

>> No.53432917
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15 minutes

>> No.53432929
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SKYT GREEN FUCKERS

>> No.53432956

>>53432874
I dunno if comparing with competition matters all that much on this particular good. It's heavy enough and geographically distributed enough, as well as used enough, that long-range shipping is, so far, less of a concern for competition. Right now it's "Green" to build with renewables, and wood has been used to build with since before we had houses. All women want another room on the house. Plus, as noted, zero sum.
Maybe the biggest risk is where they get their wood. If you can find out if they own vs if they hold "rights" to public or private ground, that sort of thing will make a big difference in long-run viability, depending on if you're trying to hold for decades, or just looking to get some steady income for a few years.

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>>53432880
yeah sp500 still bullish and above 200 day
>tfw i missed the bottom

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53432972

alright, what are the AI plays

>> No.53432981

>>53432909
shut up fag.

>> No.53432997

>>53432917
Until what? 5-Year Note Auction?

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>>53432972
google, microsoft, nvda, tsla
garbage basically

>> No.53433010

>>53432917
wut?

>> No.53433032

>>53432997
should come in lower. Hopefully. 3.5 would be ideal, 3.3 would kill the bear

>> No.53433038

>>53432968
You still have time to buy, 2 more weeks till we hit ATH.

>> No.53433040

>>53433010
lunch is over. did they buy the extra grease and onions?

>> No.53433069

Confession, I gotta end my love for Usurers with a growing divy at 6%. Past performance is not...
What can I do to kick this habit?

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>AMD back above 40 P/E
Yes. Nope.

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>>53433038
>no news
>2 more weeks
i hate you

>> No.53433081

>>53433069
>What can I do to kick this habit?
You can rim my angus
>>53433071
based and boxpilled

>> No.53433085

>>53432956
Looks like they own their land based on 2022 presentation:
> (...) has a total of approximately 2.4 million acres of land under management. Acadian, directly and indirectly through its subsidiaries, owns and manages approximately 761,000 acres of freehold timberlands in New Brunswick, approximately 300,000 acres of freehold timberlands in Maine and provides timber services relating to approximately 1.3 million acres of Crown licensed timberlands in New Brunswick
> Ownership of Timber: Acadian captures the full economic benefit from freehold timberlands by its entitlement to the market selling price of the product. In addition, freehold timberlands enable their owner to take advantage of
pricing increases that impact favourably on financial returns.

Also from what I see they also lease part of their land.
> NB Timberlands and Maine Timberlands have several sources of non-timber income including various land leases for recreational and commercial use as well as a recreational access permit program. Most of these revenues are not subject to long term agreements and as a result, any decrease in the recreational and commercial activities that lead to those revenues could impact Acadian.

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>>53433071
Oh hell no I am NOT risking getting crushed at my fapstation.

>> No.53433093

>>53432981
Enjoy missing out on free money

>> No.53433097

>>53433071
>webm
this gives me flashbacks of getting crushed by doors in Doom

>> No.53433105

>>53433092
Some people would pay good money for that though

>> No.53433108

>>53433092
>Accidentally hang jacket on closet coat rack a little too forcefully
>Entire apartment explodes

>> No.53433119

>>53433097
I heard the Doom death scream in my head.

>> No.53433126

>>53433085
Yup, that's another benefit of owning the ground. If it becomes a hot-spot for baby-making, you can sell or lease it.
Remember that you likely have to pay Canadian Taxes. For a small trader like me that's a breaker for the moment. For someone who can hire an accountant, that's probably less of a problem.

>> No.53433132

>>53433097
you havent played doom until you got crushed by a life sized pinky in vr

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I warned you guys.

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>>53431688
Obsolete company is very bright. Enjoy bag holding

>> No.53433174

Hello, I'm going to lose some money playing poker tonight? Any financial advice for me?

>> No.53433177

3.55
...
what a weird market

>> No.53433189

>>53433174
Make up a fake tell and do it randomly as a troll.

>> No.53433196

>>53433126
yeah, the tax on their divvy is quite high, but after tax it could be a nice source of stable income still compared to other options. I'm planning to buy for long term (basically forget about it for years).
Thank you for motivating me to do more DD and all the help.

>> No.53433205

Alright fellas what's the TSLA play

>> No.53433224
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53433224

The German foreign ministry said “we (Germany) are at war with Russia” in parliament again.
Why is she so retarded?
I refuse to get nukes because of these monkeys.

>> No.53433226

DXY. That is all.

>> No.53433229

>>53433205
wait until it does something
>how could this happen, there's been no news

>> No.53433248
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53433248

>>53433224
Also this is related to the DAX market

>> No.53433252

>>53433224
The Russian nuclear arsenal is like 40 years old and un-maintained. I'd be surprised if they even had one to use.

>> No.53433256

>>53433224
Germans can't contain their natural autism.

>> No.53433273

>>53433205
Model S with Plaid, 8-ball of Columbian and a bottle of Cognac. Hookers from Sunset, North on US1, test the 90degree stability of a left turn at 120mph.
Sorry, something really pissed me off about the way you asked that.

>> No.53433276

>>53433252
I am firmly in the belief that Russian nukes are still functional enough to destroy the world.

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>>53433224
Isn't there, like, legal proceedings and shit for declaring war? Or is this the nigger parlance of "we gon gotuh wah"?

>> No.53433284

>>53433224
Germans love a good war.

>> No.53433287

>>53433273
US? How the fxk did I mistake CA 1 for US 1?
Well, there ya go Beach Boys, you did it in my head again.

>> No.53433292

>>53433224
wef young leaders of the 2000s
you wont find anything more incompetent on this planet

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>>53433256
based

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53433317

semis are getting shilled on yahoo! finance tv

>> No.53433330

>>53433317
its so they can buy in as low as possible for the melt down

>> No.53433340

markets aren't allowed to have a red day ever again

>> No.53433341

>>53433317
>Priced In Goyim

>> No.53433378
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53433378

How is this shit so dead? Did the bulls rope at open and did the bears rope at lunch?

>> No.53433379

I baked for once
>>53433364
>>53433364
>>53433364

>> No.53433383

>>53433379
based baker

>> No.53433384

>>53433224
Its just a lame ass proxy war. This would be over in 2 sec if nato actually stepped in.
>you cannot stand against the gay

>> No.53433396

>>53433224
Nuclear war would be super bullish. Imagine all the broken windows that would need to be replaced!

>> No.53433406

>>53433276
I believe that they're functional enough to spark a world-destroying nuclear exchange between other nations, but not that they'll have good effect on target.

>> No.53433441
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>>53433330
>>53433341
yeah i never said it was a good thing

>> No.53433453

>>53433396
Every government's main Tax HQ obliterated.
Markets go wild.

>> No.53433724

>>53433379
> he does it for free

>> No.53434073

>TSLA green

>> No.53435143

here to kill a thread

>> No.53435166

just a few more posts to go, and this thread will be cataloged, stamped, and never to be seen again.

>> No.53435185

goodbye /smg/ #53431584

>> No.53435207

You will be missed, we're sure.
All these great memes, wonderful moments. History will forget us who made these comments, but you, you will live until the day that .. hmm. well shit, dunno. can't imagine anyone thinks this shit is valuable past tonight.

>> No.53435224

And so, with no more fanfare, no more accolades,
Good Bye!

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>10% down
>Still profit at the end of the day
What a rollercoaster lads.

>> No.53437286

>>53435229
henly frens, is this the latest bread?