/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53430390]

Skrilhouse edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.53430400]

>he thinks the Jew York Stock Exchange experiences glitches
top kek

[Anonymous No.53430401]

Behead those who insult OIL

[Anonymous No.53430402]

please buy BBBY

[Anonymous No.53430403]

Do you guys find it ironic that BRK-A/B pay no dividends despite Buffet's strategy being purely focused on divvy paying stocks?

> also nobody knows which poster from the previous thread I am

[Anonymous No.53430406]

>MICROSHAFT

[Anonymous No.53430408]

Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

[Anonymous No.53430410]

IM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO SOXS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.53430412]

>>53430400
The FAA shut down all flights in America for hours because a couple diversity hires deleted some files.

Now go look how the NYSE promotes opportunity for underserved communities among its interns and new employees.

[Anonymous No.53430414]

Buddy check Microshart computer

[Anonymous No.53430416]

>>53430408
Oh /gme/ schizo again

[Anonymous No.53430417]

>>53430386
What newfags need to realize is that Fidelity is not a bank. The money stored at fidelity is distributed to other banks. And they spread it out to so many banks that the FDIC insurance is $1,250,000 instead of $250,000

Its beyond safe and the equivalent of yourself using 5 seperate banks to manage your savings.

[Anonymous No.53430421]

>he thought the bear market was over

Get fucked you stupid faggots. Fuck you. God I’m so happy that this is happening.

[Anonymous No.53430424]

woah black betty

[Anonymous No.53430428]

skrillex thread?

[Anonymous No.53430432]

>>53430421
>he thinks we are out of the crab market

[Anonymous No.53430436]

>>53430416
The DTCC/broker dependency is completely redundant is and is not in any way relevant to meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.53430440]

>>53430424
bongs ruin everything

[Anonymous No.53430447]

BANANA

[Anonymous No.53430451]

>>53430417
Right. Even more than that, you can look at the absolute worst case scenario in US consumer investing for the past 100 years: people exclusively using Lehman until the very end. They didn't need guns in safes. They needed to literally have /r/personalfinance-tier "a couple months expenses in your checking/savings account". That's it.

[Anonymous No.53430453]

>>53430421
>muh big crash is le coming

[Anonymous No.53430457]

>>53430436
There is no reason to DRS. Find me a single instance in which it benefited

[Anonymous No.53430458]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.53430459]

>>53430390
Damn remember dubstep? Remember how that was a thing? I used to know a guy that vehemently believed that was going to be the future of music he was so obsessed with it lmao

[Anonymous No.53430465]

>>53430457
Just ignore him. He is just attention seeking and will reply to every single post hoping for another (You).

[Anonymous No.53430469]

>>53430451
Basically even if we had a leeman brothers event, if you have below the FDIC limit of $250k the fed will literally print you the money you lost.

And if you're above the $1,250,000 limit then mother fucker at that point start buying BNDW and enjoy maximim security protection

[Anonymous No.53430474]

>microjeet about to open at -4%
this should be good

[Anonymous No.53430482]

>>53430469
Canyon City ain't so bad.

[Anonymous No.53430483]

>>53430453
SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53430491]

picrel is my strategy today

[Anonymous No.53430496]

I was going to short everything today at market open but premarket is so red I'm now expecting a scam pump first. After the ghoulish microsoft guidance I assume tech will sell off all day in anticipation of tesla earnings, but we need to fill the gap first to remind people that after hours trading is a mirage

[Anonymous No.53430498]

>>53430491
be patient ffs wait for it to actually go low

[Anonymous No.53430499]

>>53430403
>keeping the good stuff for himself
Why wouldn't he?

[Anonymous No.53430504]

>>53430469
>Taking Vanguard counterparty risk
Don't believe Jack Bogle's web of lies. If enough banks collapse where that's a problem, the Vanguard employees are going to go rogue and seize every Boomer's asset for themselves.

[Anonymous No.53430505]

>>53430474
With P/E and divvy like that I'm surprised anyone is buying anyway. The purpose of investing is hope for future gains. MSFT would have to almost double earnings to meet current expectations if we used ~15 P/E as a reasonable valuation. I have real trouble understanding what do people expect when investing in those high P/E tech stocks right now.

[Anonymous No.53430509]

>>53430457
Often insiders ask family members to DRS to protect against a hostile takeover.

[Anonymous No.53430520]

>>53430498
yes but not too low

[Anonymous No.53430521]

>>53429297
What kind of account? I watched a guy on YT that keeps all his money in a Fidelity brokerage account and then sweeps everything that doesn't pay bills/etc. into T-Bills, CDs, etc. with Fidelity. Now that I have some solid financial foundation and comfort I think I'm going to do the same. Vid below -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP8WKKbvS5E&t=15s

[Anonymous No.53430524]

>>53430474
shout out to the anon who said they had a 13% miss yesterday

[Anonymous No.53430526]

Remember your training.

[Anonymous No.53430527]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53430529]

WTF WAS THAT?!?!?

[Anonymous No.53430530]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.53430532]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53430534]

WE DID IT REDDIT WE SOLD LE MARKETTTT!!

[Anonymous No.53430536]

>>53430527
1 second late. This collapse is on you.

[Anonymous No.53430538]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53430539]

>>53430469
>the fed will literally print you the money you lost
The fed won't print money for the poor, don't be ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53430549]

>>53430536
we are doomed

[Anonymous No.53430552]

>>53430527
>08:30:01

[Anonymous No.53430560]

MSFT calls evaporated, thanks Supreme Jeet

[Anonymous No.53430562]

>>53430505
2021 made everybody think that tech will just moon forever and it's just a matter of time before we get back on track

[Anonymous No.53430563]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53430568]

mumu are you okay

[Anonymous No.53430570]

>>53430552
>06:30:01

[Anonymous No.53430574]

>no massive halts at 08:30:01
Boring crab day.

[Anonymous No.53430575]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53430580]

>he was long
>at SPX 4000+
lmao

[Anonymous No.53430582]

BAD DATA BAD DATA STOP THE MARKET STOP THE FUCKING MARKET IT'S BAD DATA!

[Anonymous No.53430584]

ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE

[Anonymous No.53430586]

>THAT ticker is back under THAT line
If you know you know.

[Anonymous No.53430589]

>>53430539
FDIC pays out to no-name shitbanks all the time. And in some giga-2008, you're not going to have the government stiff people because it'd cease to exist the next day.

[Anonymous No.53430591]

Shit's finally crashing. We're going to take out the October low. Fed will raise by 50 basis points at the next meeting inflation will be hot. Then, some time in March the Fed will pause and then the market will go to new all time highs, before finally crashing in 2024 to mega lows.

[Anonymous No.53430592]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
i hate you bobo
i hate you so much

[Anonymous No.53430594]

>>53430586
I lack the critical information.

[Anonymous No.53430596]

Hey what happened to that bull market we're supposed to be having?

[Anonymous No.53430598]

>Market opens
>Lose a 100 on Netflix in less than 10 seconds
Fuck this brehs.

[Anonymous No.53430600]

You doomers are boring as hell.

[Anonymous No.53430604]

It's over (this time is for real).

[Anonymous No.53430605]

>>53430591
>Fed will raise by 50 basis points at the next meeting
No chance. The market's playing dead until Feb 1st so Jerome doesn't smack it with 50 bepis.

[Anonymous No.53430607]

>>53430592
All we did was try to warn you. You could have joined us.

[Anonymous No.53430608]

Should I just sell Boeing? I bought a long time ago for a DCA of $200 and it’s just been so blah since

[Anonymous No.53430609]

>>53430594
It's a rare meme but I copied it from another anon
Welcome in biz.

[Anonymous No.53430611]

>>53430598
>he bought Netflix
I have no pity for you. You clearly can't recognize shit companies. Nice holo ID though.

[Anonymous No.53430618]

Zoom out to a week on the nasdaq, why are you in any way shocked about this when a massive bart was forming long ago. I told you but you didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.53430619]

>>53430459
I think the most accurate way I heard dubstep described to me (by a guy who was a fan of dubstep) was that it sounded like a dinosaur fucking a toaster. I did kinda like that one remix Skrillex did of Reptile's theme for Mortal Kombat though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULS27Wak6-8

[Anonymous No.53430624]

>>53430605
PCE is going to come in hot on Friday, giving the Fed cover to hike.

[Anonymous No.53430625]

It's called a discount, idiots.
You ARE 30% JEPI 70% cash, right?

[Anonymous No.53430630]

ZeroHedge says the market has 25% downside left to go. I don’t feel so good bull bros …

[Anonymous No.53430632]

What are Cramer's picks right now'

[Anonymous No.53430634]

>>53430630
>ZeroHedge

[Anonymous No.53430638]

Why do these faggots desperately pump every dip? Incredible

[Anonymous No.53430639]

>he didn’t zoom out

Do you guys really?

[Anonymous No.53430640]

>>53430630
>believes zerohedge
lmao some local coin shop owner is a religious ZH reader. He was also a big Q anon follower; so...

[Anonymous No.53430641]

>>53430632
He said buy gold yesterday I think

[Anonymous No.53430646]

>>53430624
January, sure, but Friday's number is December PCE. Retail food and guzzoline prices were mostly flat then.

[Anonymous No.53430652]

>>53430630
>>53430634
ive learned fintwit is just a bunch of doom posters even though I understand the sentiment

[Anonymous No.53430661]

>>53430639
It's hard to read companies financial info with small font so no, I didn't zoom out.

[Anonymous No.53430664]

>SPY shitting itself
>my EBAY is mooning
I still don't understand this stock. Are people banking on normies selling the shit they bought the last 2 years here?

[Anonymous No.53430667]

BlackRock is in trouble now.

Time to sell!

[Anonymous No.53430670]

boughted.
not much short interest. the market will crab up the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.53430671]

Market open and this thread is dead with retards discussing zerohedge. I'm out

[Anonymous No.53430676]

>>53430632
>tfw kramer is actually not lying its just that people like jp morgan got away with it

[Anonymous No.53430677]

>>53430619
I hate that dubstep came to represent millenial music but I get nostaliga for skrillex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQcQDbpDH_o

[Anonymous No.53430681]

>>53430667
Will never pass but I just want overleveraged househackers to eat shit.

[Anonymous No.53430690]

>>53430671
If it helps, I was farming for (You)’s and not being serious

[Anonymous No.53430693]

took profits on BHP, do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.53430695]

>>53430667
>federal rent controls
>renters rights
Fuck the dems are retarded.

[Anonymous No.53430697]

>>53430667
Who the FUCK would want to be a landlord after 2020?

[Anonymous No.53430698]

>>53430630
Nigga I hope! Imagine SPY going under 300? I would cum inside mumu's butthole!

[Anonymous No.53430699]

last chance to hop on the nat gas train... we take off at noon.

[Anonymous No.53430700]

>>53430667
I'm still waiting on biden to pull through with that 10k college debt forgiveness that's stuck in legal action right now lmao

[Anonymous No.53430701]

Just buy the diperino reddit , what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.53430704]

>microshart

[Anonymous No.53430707]

SKYT going green
Managed to scoop up a few more shares

[Anonymous No.53430708]

The retards have to run out money and stop pumping at some point. I’m betting we don’t see SPY above 400 again this year.

[Anonymous No.53430711]

>>53430690
ok I'm back

[Anonymous No.53430712]

Germany is so strong . I cant short dax bobros

[Anonymous No.53430714]

>the market is already recovering

I hate this shit so much.

[Anonymous No.53430715]

>>53430699
Natgas is going to 2.5$ sweaty

[Anonymous No.53430721]

>>53430693
I'm up 25% and still holding. I will be fine right?

[Anonymous No.53430720]

WHOA BETTY

LOOK AT BLACK COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53430725]

>>53430699
Why

[Anonymous No.53430729]

>>53430714
SPY back to 400 EOD

[Anonymous No.53430730]

Anyone slurping or waiting for more red?

[Anonymous No.53430733]

>>53430591
>some time in March the Fed will pause
you got it backwards, it's after the fed pauses that we see new lows. think about it, right now the market is huffing copium that the 'implied pivot' ie pause is just around the corner and they want to frontrun it. after they get what they want, what then? they'll realize they're going to be stuck with 6-12 months of no movement on the fed rate, fomc members stonewalling while earnings chop and/or underperform. They'll remember that 90%+ of the time the market bottoms happen after easing begins, not before. People will get bored, then itchy, then distraught, then they will sell because they aren't used to NOT having new bullish catalysts in the form of fomc statements/econ prints/etc juicing the market every 24h. The time to short will be in march/april, walk away and rebuy sometime in Q4.

[Anonymous No.53430737]

>>53430714
Noooo it was bobos turnnn!!!

[Anonymous No.53430738]

>>53430730
we just got cross on 4 hour MACD into red, daily still has not crossed yet
we are nowhere close to momentum bottoming

[Anonymous No.53430740]

>>53430711
Based

[Anonymous No.53430743]

Why is WILC going down again? What do investors have against Isareli stocks? I will find every single seller and palestine them till they beg for mercy.

[Anonymous No.53430746]

>>53430714
>>53430737
>doubting crab market

[Anonymous No.53430748]

>>53430730
Waiting for more red.

[Anonymous No.53430751]

>>53430699
nat gas is guaranteed to dump
JPMorgan took all the resources they typically use to drag down silver and put em on gas in order to try keeping germany from becoming a ball of frozen spatzle

[Anonymous No.53430752]

>>53430733
tl;dr. So much bear cope.

[Anonymous No.53430755]

>>53430721
top of channel and a good time to trim, for me at least
if it drops again i might buy back in, have some RIO and FCX though so not incredibly motivated to do that

[Anonymous No.53430756]

>>53430730
I couldn't help myself.

[Anonymous No.53430758]

This is MM trying to fuck bears and bulls, now it's the puts they wrote

[Anonymous No.53430759]

>>53430746
it never ends

[Anonymous No.53430766]

>>53430714
Yes, bulls are in control, SPY 500 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53430769]

>>53430730
Yes to both these questions

[Anonymous No.53430785]

okay anones tell me (You)r earnings bet for today
my bets are:
short TSLA
long STX

[Anonymous No.53430790]

>>53430785
I forgot about half these companies.

[Anonymous No.53430791]

>>53430714
Yup fake and gay, the MM's destroyed the people who bought mSFT calls and now are destroying the ones who bought puts in the Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.53430792]

>>53430785
I've used the bathroom at some of these companies!

[Anonymous No.53430799]

>>53430785
Long TSLA

[Anonymous No.53430800]

>>53430791

[Anonymous No.53430801]

>>53430746
notice how, in nature, there is no "king bear" or "king bull". the crab gets this title

[Anonymous No.53430803]

>>53430785
Some of these sexes owe me company.

[Anonymous No.53430805]

>>53430714
we're crabbing/slight green until FOMC

[Anonymous No.53430806]

I had a dream last night that a Japanese egg demon came through my window and attacked me, but I was able to defeat it by just cracking it open....
This fucking economy is doing some weird shit to me...

[Anonymous No.53430810]

>TSLA pounded

[Anonymous No.53430812]

Who's a little stinky boy? That's you Mumu!

[Anonymous No.53430815]

>>53430791
This market moves based on causing max pain, once you accept that you will start to make money.
>Inb4 some boomer faggot tries replies about MUH FUNDAMENTALS

[Anonymous No.53430817]

>>53430699
>there are people ITT stuck bagholding both BOIL and SOXL

[Anonymous No.53430818]

i am so tired of this shit. I sell, and exactly after wards, the price reverse making me sell the bottom

[Anonymous No.53430820]

Why is NVDA, a piece of shit with a P/E of 81, going up? Is it in a secular bull market or something?

[Anonymous No.53430824]

>>53430785
I need LRCX to miss so I can slurp, the company is amazing but I don't trust this clown market.

[Anonymous No.53430825]

>new lows
mumu, how you doin

[Anonymous No.53430827]

>>53430818
The Bogdanoff's smile upon you, brother.

[Anonymous No.53430841]

>open investing.com
>TSLA is in the bottom bar among tickers like S&P500, Gold and US10Y
Never stops being funny

[Anonymous No.53430845]

market moving event in 5 minutes

CLOSE POSITIONS NOW

[Anonymous No.53430856]

>>53430845

[Anonymous No.53430859]

Do they have a Metaverse trading floor and stock exchange?
We need a /smg/ VR Chat trading floor where we can actually connect our brokerage accounts and trade (and even have anime brokers)

[Anonymous No.53430863]

>>53430845
you are the gay

[Anonymous No.53430870]

>>53430845
what positions do we close? longs or shorts

[Anonymous No.53430871]

>>53430641
KEK BAGGIES BLACK SWAN

[Anonymous No.53430880]

what happened mumu?

[Anonymous No.53430883]

>>53430845
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53430884]

Imagine listening to a bunch of sheisty Jew real estate investors on cnbc instead of this man.

[Anonymous No.53430889]

The market is healing

[Anonymous No.53430893]

Anyone know a website with stock charts that inlude these neat little "dividend flags" when a dividend was paid?

[Anonymous No.53430902]

>>53430884
He looks like he should be on the label of a bottle of questionable medicine circa 1880.

[Anonymous No.53430904]

>>53430820
Because you shorted anon

[Anonymous No.53430907]

>>53430410
Retard.

[Anonymous No.53430906]

nobody cares about canada

[Anonymous No.53430908]

>>53430824
What makes it so amazing?

[Anonymous No.53430911]

How the are the markets so fucking reactionary? Everyone is saying that we're dumping because of Microsoft earnings but out of all companies on the fucking planet Microsoft is going to be fucking fine. It's ridiculous, can we just admit that bearish speculation causes bullshit like this? Bunch of jumpy faggots trying to scrape a few extra dollars out of speculating against one of the most successful companies of all time

[Anonymous No.53430918]

BANK OF CANADA RAISES KEY RATE BY 25 BPS TO 4.5% MATCHING EST

[Anonymous No.53430926]

RAGE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT

[Anonymous No.53430928]

>how could microshit do this on absolutely no news

[Anonymous No.53430930]

Jesus we're in a freefall what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.53430929]

Nasd-ACK

[Anonymous No.53430933]

HOLY SHIT A FCX JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53430934]

>>53430906
>nobody cares about canada
Yet you stupid mutts find a way to constantly seethe about us.
Our 25 bepis hike will be bullish signal for all western markets.

[Anonymous No.53430935]

>>53430911
Literally trading bots who are designed to react to certain words/phrases coupled with brokerages literally paying for newswire info before it can get published to the plebs.

[Anonymous No.53430936]

>>53430906
Canadian here, can confirm

[Anonymous No.53430942]

Treasury bond chads win again

[Anonymous No.53430947]

>>53430930
Bulls in control

[Anonymous No.53430948]

>>53430911
>speculation causes bullshit like this?
yes that is literally what the market is, an instrument for speculating on future events by pricing them into today. if MSFT guidance was bearish that means everyone now is pricing in the likelihood of TFAAG guidance being bearish too.

[Anonymous No.53430954]

>>53430928
not quite a laugh, but exhaled air through my nose

[Anonymous No.53430960]

>>53430930
We have been retard pumping on terrible economic data for 3 months

[Anonymous No.53430963]

DIE ECONOMY DIE

[Anonymous No.53430964]

anonymous please set reminder for 15 minutes
>and don't forget to invest in knowledge (publishers)

[Anonymous No.53430971]

no news niggas WWA?

[Anonymous No.53430972]

>>53430930

[Anonymous No.53430981]

>>53430893
yahoo has in full screen chart preview. Just click the chart in the stock summary and zoom out.

[Anonymous No.53430982]

>>53430930
You got too cocky, you must learn.

[Anonymous No.53430983]

>>53430911
How about:
>everything is still overvalued
>Fed is doing QT
>interest rates are high
>the Fed won't pivot
>the global economy is slowing
>earnings will get worse and worse as the effects of interest rate hikes take effect

[Anonymous No.53430984]

>>53430964
I love drinking some eggs in the morning with bacon-bird stuffing cups.

[Anonymous No.53430989]

>>53430930
Guidance

[Anonymous No.53431003]

>>53430963
Jesus, how were you able to succinctly capture every bear post with one image and 3 words? I kneel.

[Anonymous No.53431008]

Anyone checked REI? Any clue why it has such seemingly cheap valuation? Didn't do any DD yet, just wodering if anyone already did.

[Anonymous No.53431024]

[Anonymous No.53431026]

>>53430598
Netflix is like a high end youtube channel. I'd rather invest in yt jews

[Anonymous No.53431028]

>>53430893
it's an option on any decent financial chart
my broker(female) manually puts on the dividend flags on my charts at fidelity

[Anonymous No.53431030]

>>53431008
>mcap 415m

[Anonymous No.53431037]

>>53431028
Don’t lie. You haven’t talked to a female in years.

[Anonymous No.53431042]

>>53431030
Yep, definitely carries all of the risks of smallcap. Still I'm wondering why such low P/E. With current earnings they should be able to get rid of all of the debt very quickly too it they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.53431043]

>>53430625
Nothing gets a woman wetter then asking for help opening the wrapper of a condom

[Anonymous No.53431047]

Mumu boy why are you hiding? I didn't forget your irrational exuberance following the exit pump after Microsoft's missed earnings yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53431048]

>$BMO capital downgraded $MSFT this morning
lmaoing @ MSFT baggies

[Anonymous No.53431049]

>>53430496
>gambling against mr snibbs in the current climate

[Anonymous No.53431050]

Everyone shorting tesla then?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431057]

I am slurping the MSFT dip

[Anonymous No.53431063]

We end the day green.

t. Disenfranchised Bobo

[Anonymous No.53431077]

>>53431048
When BMO is bearish on something it’s over, those faggots like Brian Belski are permabull fanatics

[Anonymous No.53431078]

ive just realized that 90% of posters here have no idea what your talking about. It's like teens talking to adults about a subject they learned about yesterday

[Anonymous No.53431081]

>>53430730
I drank some cooling. Should waited a little longer though

[Anonymous No.53431082]

>>53430806
As part of my New Year’s resolution, I’ve been exercising almost every day, taking vitamins, and eating more healthy. I’ve had wet dreams every night for the past week or so. I think my testosterone levels must have been suppressed until now from my shitty lifestyle

[Anonymous No.53431090]

>>53431063
aw sweet a schizo comment

[Anonymous No.53431099]

Fuck this market I'm jacking off.

[Anonymous No.53431106]

>>53431077
What the fuck is the O word with a hard R? I already know what the nigger word is so just tell the O word please.

[Anonymous No.53431113]

Fuck jacking off I'm watching this market.

[Anonymous No.53431116]

>>53431106
obeser

[Anonymous No.53431123]

>>53430785
I longed tesla with 100 shares @143 (my life savings)

[Anonymous No.53431127]

>>53430984
Mr funny man. You gonna slurp this WLY tick too?

[Anonymous No.53431136]

>>53431116
Woah, watch the R you fucking fatphobe!

[Anonymous No.53431137]

>>53431090
Bi-polar maybe, but not schizo

[Anonymous No.53431142]

M hedges doin a lil sumthn

[Anonymous No.53431145]

>>53431037
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
seriously though it's not called boomerdelity for nothing

[Anonymous No.53431148]

this the best bobos can do?

[Anonymous No.53431152]

Everything sucks, only my bond etfs are bussing. What a weird fucking market

[Anonymous No.53431161]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53431174]

>Lumber and Oats bussin' even higher
no cap

[Anonymous No.53431176]

>>53431077
Pretty sure it's not the negativity weighing her down

[Anonymous No.53431182]

>>53431152
>my bond etfs are bussing
2023 finna be our year on god frfr

[Anonymous No.53431194]

yeah, i'm gonna need SOXL to go below $10 today
thaaaanks, that'll be great

[Anonymous No.53431195]

>>53430403
I’m holding OXY until he buys them out completely or he makes them start paying him a fat divvy

[Anonymous No.53431197]

WHY WONG THE MAKET JUST FUCKIN DIE!

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53431200]

Need to seriously earn more money and fast. I can't sustain this level of growth as a broke boy. I put in £20 today. I added £3 into Pepsico, £3 or so into blizzard, put £10 into META, and £5 into nokia. The portfolio grows by the day.

[Anonymous No.53431207]

>>53431106
>>53431116
>>53431176
Cool it with the body shaming

[Anonymous No.53431210]

>>53431174
kek

[Anonymous No.53431211]

>>53431182
yeah, 5% of my folio wont suck

[Anonymous No.53431214]

>>53431024
>double top

[Anonymous No.53431218]

>>53431148
I think you'll regret saying this next week

[Anonymous No.53431221]

>>53431194
same swing SOXS back into soxl sub 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.53431222]

>>53431200
You should have gone short.
You don’t know what money is, what interest rates do to it, and what is means for earnings.

[Anonymous No.53431224]

>>53431200
>Need to seriously earn more money and fast.

Anon, women have known the answer to this for millenniums.

[Anonymous No.53431225]

>>53431200
Don't gamble your lunch money

[Anonymous No.53431229]

>>53431174
No wonder my lil ADN.TO is doing sumthing

[Anonymous No.53431233]

>>53431222
Firing 10s of ks of mid level non productive employees does more to earnings than interest rates

[Anonymous No.53431238]

>>53431211
I'm 90% treasury bonds. This is the year the doomer schizos will be right and treasury bonds will pump

[Anonymous No.53431241]

>>53431174
lumber futures bussin is incredibly bullish, my bear bro

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53431243]

>>53431222
I am a gambling addict I do not care at all about smart investing or trying to play the market. I am simply trying to hack my brain to get obsessed over making stock number go up so that I lose the casino obsession. If the stock goes down by 90% im still better off than had I gone to the casino.

[Anonymous No.53431245]

>>53431127
Oh hell no. Fuck big education.

[Anonymous No.53431247]

>>53430625
just get a buddy and 2 of those, you can have a go at ANY CHICK YOU WANT

for me, personally, its Warwick Davis tho, and I don't need a rubber where im going with him

[Anonymous No.53431249]

>>53430715
>>53430725
>>53430751
>>53430817

im so fuckin bullish nat gas off these replies

[Anonymous No.53431258]

How’s it going baggies? Lmao

[Anonymous No.53431262]

>>53431249
don't let me stop you from gambling lmao I always enjoy seeing people whining about losing money on natgas

[Anonymous No.53431264]

>>53431241
Not necessarily, but I wanted them to go down to $355 first to slurp. Instead it went down to $361 and I missed it.

[Anonymous No.53431268]

>>53431247
heh heh, midge

[Anonymous No.53431269]

>>53431174
Lumber's been pretty bullish ever since the contract rolled over. Was there some supply hit due to weather again?

[Anonymous No.53431271]

>>53431249
Based /smg/ contrarian investor. When /smg/ agress on something then you know it's time to take the oppositie position.

[Anonymous No.53431272]

>>53431247
>and I don't need a rubber where im going with him
anon please, I hurt myself recently, my sides can only take so much

[Anonymous No.53431283]

>Microsoft’s Azure cloud growth slowed to 31%, barely beating analysts’ projections
lol it grew 30 fucking percent and somehow that's bad, okay
>Management called for $50.5 billion to $51.5 billion in revenue for the next quarter, while analysts expected over $52 billion
fifty one fucking BILLION dollars in a QUARTER and somehow that's bad

How fucking absurd is this shit? The entire market dumps because Microsoft is by all measures one of the most successful companies of all time? I don't even trade MSFT, I just hate how reactionary all these faggots are

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431289]

im gonna close my SOXS and SQQQ right now

[Anonymous No.53431295]

>>53431283
priced in, retard

[Anonymous No.53431304]

Someone remind me, I sell puts on down days, and calls on up days?

[Anonymous No.53431307]

>>53431264
lumber outperforming is a prime signal of the bull market's return
leading signal to be specific, so i'm not saying it's here yet by any means

[Anonymous No.53431308]

>>53431283
yes, now you see why we hate (((analysts)))

[Anonymous No.53431311]

look at TSLA and AAPL

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431312]

buy MSFT you fools

generational dip AI future self driving dildos etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.53431313]

>>53431283
Someone teach this dumb nigger what profit margin is

[Anonymous No.53431318]

SOMEBODY CALL 911
SHAWDY'S FIRE BURNIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH!

[Anonymous No.53431321]

>>53431312
lol Microsoft's only relevant AI lab is in China

[Anonymous No.53431325]

>>53431078
smg is really only good for the witty banter. sometimes i like to consider what people say here because i may have missed a detail. my mind is usually made up regardless but i like to consider things i may not have thought of before

[Anonymous No.53431326]

Observer chads when did you last make a trade? For me its soon about 2 years ago. Since then i have only been LARPing as a mumu and bobo trying to fuck everything up for others. Baiting anons to fomo and encourage trading with high leverage. Managed to convince a co-worker i dislike to do his first BTC investment at almost the peak of ATH. Don't know how much he lost, but he dont speak to me anymore so i guess enough for that. Best thing about it was that before it all crashed he gained a 8-10% in green and got some friend and family member to invest in it. These people bought at the absolut top and probably despise him today. I think it was about 2 months ago, i was shittalking BTC so bad in the lunch room and i could see he turned red from holding his anger.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431330]

>>53431321
they will own chatGPT

[Anonymous No.53431334]

>>53431200
Niggetr ust get a part time job and you'll earn more doing that. Then do CFDs with it

[Anonymous No.53431335]

>nasd-ACK!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53431340]

>>53431312
No.

[Anonymous No.53431343]

>>53431311
no
>>53431312
no
>>53431313
no

[Anonymous No.53431348]

>>53431313
Are you implying somehow that Microsoft, of all companies, is doing badly?

>>53431308
Yeah isn't amazing how they "oopsie lol" set their expectations a bit too high and then when a company misses by a fraction of a percent they just dump everything like it's the end of the world every 3 months?

>>53431295
lmao

[Anonymous No.53431350]

Biden declaring war with Russia at noon. Germany has already declared war.
https://youtu.be/9ks6Ifhg6_w

[Anonymous No.53431353]

>>53431321
microsoft has a big investment interest in openai and it's chatgpt which is built on azure

[Anonymous No.53431356]

>>53431326
Do you say nigger or insult other anans while shilling?

[Anonymous No.53431358]

>>53431326

[Anonymous No.53431360]

>>53431078
do not redeem sirs, my "pattern markets for beginners" book did not suggest such pattern!

[Anonymous No.53431364]

>>53431326
Nice transparent .jpg you got there, retard-kun

[Anonymous No.53431365]

>>53431312
Most enticing anime girl I’ve seen in a while. I wonder why

[Anonymous No.53431368]

>>53431283
MSFT is just one of the stocks on the market. Maybe big money decided to trim positions today to buy something else after adjusting MSFT growth projections based on new info?
Stocks don't exist in vacum. They compete with each other and different asset classes for investor's money.

[Anonymous No.53431376]

So now that the great crash of 2023 has officially started what's is your plan anon?

[Anonymous No.53431382]

You know what's wild is that FOMC is next week.

[Anonymous No.53431389]

>>53431376
buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.53431394]

>>53431350
>no, not my invasion
>my heckin invasorino!
>my nation liberation expulsation invasion!
>how dare the tiny neighboring nation I invade get reinforcements?!?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
ok bro. try not to aneurysm in the shit box with that blood pressure.

[Anonymous No.53431397]

>>53431382
What will powell say this time. I hope he makes bird noises for 30 minutes

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53431398]

>>53431334
This is what happened the last time I tried CFD's. For real I didnt even know what I was doing. Thats how bad of a gambling addict I was. I didnt understand leverage or having to deposit more funds to keep the position open or any of that. I lost around 200 GBP in 5 mins, got spooked then never did it again

I am not investing to try make money from nothing. I am investing to earn interest on the money I make through other means. I dont need to be a zoomie daytrader to make it

[Anonymous No.53431399]

>>53431326
For the past year and a half Ive done only one trade or two a month. I pretty much read up on everything and prepare for the trade for a week, and that has worked out so well. Since I have no major riskier holdings anymore I too like to troll mumus and bobos depending on how i feel for the day

[Anonymous No.53431405]

so the slow bleeding has begun. Reminder however you set up your trades. You will los- i mean win.

[Anonymous No.53431406]

>>53431389
gr8 plan m8

[Anonymous No.53431410]

>>53431368
You mean journalists might not actually know why multibillion dollar trading houses are doing things today?

[Anonymous No.53431411]

>>53431397
>You know, these NIGGERS just aren't getting jobs.

[Anonymous No.53431413]

>>53431321
anonkuuun ai isn't the onlyy friggin thing davos is on top of right now

[Anonymous No.53431423]

>>53431376
Buy more divie shit over time
Watch my basket to try not to get rekt
Keep more cash on hand
i'm not an exciting man

[Anonymous No.53431425]

>>53431413
Based goyslop smith.

[Anonymous No.53431428]

Bro wtf if tesla isent green tomorrow its over for me

[Anonymous No.53431429]

>>53431376
I'll just DCA, every 15th, every month. I'm done interacting with this retarded market.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431432]

>>53431343
>>53431340
>>53431365

yes

I will now slurp the TQQQ dip

[Anonymous No.53431442]

>>53431432
Quit your darn slurping now!

[Anonymous No.53431444]

>>53431410
That's insane idea. It would imply they are just making stuff up to produce continuous stream of meaningless content designed to benefit their sponsors and advertisers. Nah there is no way, think of journalists' integrity and all that.

[Anonymous No.53431449]

>>53431376

I'mma relax, wait, and masturbate until bottom signals emerge and then buy mutual funds, an investment company and whatever for my 500k inheritance. I'm on welfare so I have the time to sit here everyday and watch. I also play Chrono Trigger

[Anonymous No.53431451]

>>53431078
that's the whole internet, especially since 2012 occupy wall street

[Anonymous No.53431452]

>>53431376
VT because of international and VNQ because reits are hitting critial mass

[Anonymous No.53431457]

>>53431432
hol up. is it jap baseball sports bettin?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431458]

>>53431449

what squad do you use

[Anonymous No.53431459]

>he bought the dip
>it kept dipping

[Anonymous No.53431460]

>>53431432
Bligger, qqq still has a P/E of 26 and earnings are gonna keep underperforming

[Anonymous No.53431466]

>>53431078
Hopefully this is your first morning here.

[Anonymous No.53431471]

>>53431449
>disgusting trust fund neet
>based Chrono Trigger player

interesting duality

[Anonymous No.53431473]

reee why is aapl shitting the bed off the back of MS

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431474]

>>53431460

David Tqqq was cleared of all charges

[Anonymous No.53431475]

>>53431449
>I also play Chrono Trigger
you're alright with me

[Anonymous No.53431489]

waats the call fellas
is this going to be a sustained selloff or another pullback

[Anonymous No.53431490]

>>53431459
but what did he buy?

[Anonymous No.53431493]

I only started trading a couple days ago. I'm absolutely fucking RUINED today.
Gonna have to keep my head and not get emotional here.

[Anonymous No.53431499]

>>53431444
woah woah woah we got an antisemite here

[Anonymous No.53431498]

XLUxirs…

[Anonymous No.53431510]

>>53431458

Marle, frog and Ayla. But I would love anal with Lucca

[Anonymous No.53431513]

>>53431493
As long as you're not trading options, you should be fine. One red day doesn't mean anything in the long term, and the future is bright for the American economy.

[Anonymous No.53431514]

>>53431398
Kek, I got liquidated but it was bc I always get greedy and never sell when I 2-3x my money. Do cfds on index and vix. Don't do stocks unless you're sure and if so, low quantity

[Anonymous No.53431520]

>>53431326
Holy fuck,I hope you're larping cause the world is such a shit place because of people like what you just described here,corrupted motherfuckers

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53431522]

>>53431514
Im going to keep growing my portfolio until I hit like 50 thousand

[Anonymous No.53431524]

>>53431513
>the future is bright for the Americunt economy

anon, telling lies is not permitted in /smg/

[Anonymous No.53431525]

>>53431498
huh.. weird / interesting
tech down 2.3%, utilities down 2.2% - sell everything, no recession rotation kind of day
would have expected to see utilities beating the market today

[Anonymous No.53431529]

>>53431475

What a based place. I'm addicted to 2300 AD comfiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E04hRZs2eWw&ab_channel=isaacfergusonmusic

[Anonymous No.53431531]

>>53431489
I think pullback, with a side of violent crabbing. I still think that September/October was the bottom for all of the "inflation/rate hike" FUD of 2022 and now the mainstream narrative is going to shift towards a more dovish tone

[Anonymous No.53431536]

>>53431411

[Anonymous No.53431537]

https://www.imf.org/external/datamapper/NGDPDPC@WEO/OEMDC/ADVEC/WEOWORLD
Why does Ireland have the second highest GDP per capita?

[Anonymous No.53431541]

>>53431350
A FOOD AND NICKEL SHORTAGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53431546]

is it cal RIPkin junior or not $soxl $soxs

[Anonymous No.53431550]

>>53431522
You are not gonna grow it fom that amount, to make money you NEED money

[Anonymous No.53431552]

>>53431524
Thankfully, I'm an honest man and didn't tell any falsehoods, fabrications, or otherwise misleading tales.
America #1, forever and always.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53431553]

>>53431510

>Marle
cringe
>Frog
based
>Alya
I see you are a man of fine tastes

[Anonymous No.53431554]

>>53431531
> I still think that September/October was the bottom for all of the "inflation/rate hike" FUD of 2022 and now the mainstream narrative is going to shift towards a more dovish tone

This is retarded. You are retarded.

[Anonymous No.53431556]

>>53431493
Remember to exercise at your desk, or you will be 300lbs by mid June.
What strat or technique are you trying?

[Anonymous No.53431560]

>>53431536
Saved for Fed shitpost day.

[Anonymous No.53431569]

>>53431531
leaning towards this as well
but
>debt ceiling shenanigans
could move the market down in the short term before the eventual move higher

[Anonymous No.53431588]

This is the last /smg/ ever, it was also the worst smg

[Anonymous No.53431589]

I baked 4 U

>>53431584
>>53431584
>>53431584

[Anonymous No.53431596]

>>53431376

[Anonymous No.53431597]

new thread
>>53431590
>>53431590
>>53431590

[Anonymous No.53431598]

>>53431474
oi, post more big titty bestball girls.
>>53431425
you know, water quality plays a huge factor in why someone chooses to live somewhere. i've put a lot of crap in my system and if i lived on any other water it probably wouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.53431610]

>>53431597
i deleted, use >>53431589

[Anonymous No.53432064]

>>53430714
looks like i bought just at the right time