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I already called in sick last week so I need something different this time

>> No.53426778
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53426778

You don't work for a company that has a personal time off pool that you're supposed to use when you're sick but can essentially use whenever?

>> No.53426814

>>53426778
No I work for Satan

>> No.53426840

>>53426730
You were up all night with your dog/cat it was howling in agony all night and passing blood,, have to take it to an emergency vet or have it put down. Later when they ask say that it ate a pieve of a plastic bags from a loaf bread and had a bowl obstruction, but it was an expensive surgery to get it removed but thank god you didn't have to have him/her put down.

>> No.53426845

>>53426730
Pain/Injury

>> No.53426880

>>53426730
do you have a wagie job? if not, just fuckin call out dude. if you do, call out anyways and replace current wagie job with new wagie job if they fire you.

>> No.53428070

>>53426730
Just don't show up easy as that

>> No.53428086

>>53426730
Make up some random holiday that you’re family celebrates for an event literally google search on this day c many years ago and celebrate whatever that is.

>> No.53428099

>>53426880
Nah op, be a man and go to work, don't let fat kids on the internet tell you to take a day off, making you lose out on a paycheck.
Don't be a faggot, go to work.

>> No.53429133

>>53426730
just call your boss and scream "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" into the phone before hanging up
then don't show up to work
he'll understand (if he's based)
if he doesn't, he's bluepilled and you should set up a meeting with him and his boss so that you can tell them that he needs a racial crime statistic training course

>> No.53429139

i'd recommend going to work with the belief that your mere presence is dangerous to the global elite in some way. do your job to the best of your ability, teach some loser the trade once you're already out the door into something better.

>> No.53429172

>>53426778
>Acting smug about having a better wageslave servitude system
I bet your masters must be proud!

>> No.53429181

>>53428099
Oy vey, go zo zeh wark wagie