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Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:54:14 2023 No.53419071 [Reply] [Original]

what happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:57:57 2023 No.53419149 File: 112 KB, 2255x1150, IMG_7726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 trial run for the (((cyberpandemic)))

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 18:59:12 2023 No.53419168 Totally normal price action

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:00:59 2023 No.53419202 >>53419071 some whale probably just misclicked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:01:48 2023 No.53419220 One American didn't go to McDonald's for a day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:02:42 2023 No.53419243 1) WHAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:07:42 2023 No.53419331 >>53419071 Just a McDip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:19:18 2023 No.53419492 >>53419071 Yo mama skipped a meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:20:43 2023 No.53419514 >>53419071 Sergey skipped one meal

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:22:21 2023 No.53419544

>>53419149
This. They talked about it during the world economic forum. This is testing phase. Imagine a total freeze on the internet, banking, all financial transactions, all business transactions, all communications, mass supply chain disruption. There would be a mass global die off event

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:24:12 2023 No.53419574 >>53419071 GameStop happened. The shorts are draining all the other liquidity out of the market so one side of the order book ran dry for 80 different stocks at open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:33:25 2023 No.53419702 >>53419149 wtf is digital inequality? god i hope it doesn't mean what i think it means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:37:13 2023 No.53419764 >>53419071 sergey went vegan for 10 mins this morning but then changed his mind. the market was just pricing it in as if it was a sure thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:38:33 2023 No.53419789 >>53419071 It rhymes with “shoes”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 19:52:55 2023 No.53420004 >>53419514 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:30:51 2023 No.53421546 File: 213 KB, 828x755, FCFCFC5A-02CE-4AF2-9CD6-CA330A9D6848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 I don’t know, but it happened again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:32:43 2023 No.53421578 >>53419071 The price of McDonald’s stock is tied to chainlink, if chainlink has a scamwick then it affects McDonald’s stock price. Sergey’s net worth directly influences McDonalds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:35:24 2023 No.53421617 >>53419071 Don't ask what, ask qui.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:37:47 2023 No.53421655 File: 46 KB, 604x453, 1674501578765087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 My schizo theory is that all the layoffs recently triggered a 1987 style flash crash and they had to "glitch" the market to save it but idk lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:41:21 2023 No.53421704 >>53419071 >you dont understand yuropoors here in america we are free free country and you can makee it because there is no evil elites manipulating the economy

Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:42:38 2023 No.53421739
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>>53419149
This is a good theory. The recent flight computer failures in the philippines, US, and Canada were likely tests for the cyber pandemic as well.

All of the power station attacks on the west coast recently are likely tests to guage utility company response times and to see how long it takes to get the power back on so the WEF can get an idea of what window of time it has to work with once the cyber pandemic occurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:43:54 2023 No.53421763 >>53421546 You don't have to be first on the dime there unless you want me purposefully searching that asshole company's name

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:50:24 2023 No.53421848 >>53421763 Fucking what? It’s McDonald’s again, what are you saying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:51:23 2023 No.53421860 >>53421848 Oh I thought it was whataburger. You know, from that one country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 21:53:17 2023 No.53421885 >>53421860 Bitch, it even says on the top…nevermind, so people are saying layoffs happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:17:03 2023 No.53422179 Unironically GameStop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:18:08 2023 No.53422193 >>53419544 I fully believe this will happen because they practiced it in an ""exercise"" a year or two ago. How do I profit off of this besides shorting everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:18:30 2023 No.53422197 >>53422179 kill yourself reddit faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:20:45 2023 No.53422222 >>53422179 McDonalds is superior to every meme stock out there; they profit off of the tears of apes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:29:20 2023 No.53422334 File: 140 KB, 442x480, 1650794283998.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53422222 checked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:35:12 2023 No.53422402 >>53419702 Around 37% of the world population dont have internet. They want them to use cbdc somehow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:36:43 2023 No.53422426 >>53422334 Hell yeah, I want a hundred shares

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:39:11 2023 No.53422453 Sergay took a nap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:44:08 2023 No.53422540 >>53419149 Good theory

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 24 22:45:22 2023 No.53422557 File: 198 KB, 512x512, 1674599336287012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419789 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:04:14 2023 No.53424365 >>53419149 This chart makes no sense. How was this even measured/polled?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:08:05 2023 No.53424394 >>53424365 It's not a prediction, it's a plan. The only think on that chart that has to be timed/guessed, is the weather. Everything else can be caused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:09:13 2023 No.53424408 >>53422222 C H E C K E D H E C K E D

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:10:12 2023 No.53424413 >>53419168 lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:14:25 2023 No.53424454 File: 134 KB, 978x548, 167405051080424372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 Intentionally margin calling retail with intel sold by your exchanges, then rebuying cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:16:48 2023 No.53424476 >>53419149 >if you don't hand over all your digital rights you're a Nazi antisemite

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 01:17:47 2023 No.53424485 File: 32 KB, 530x720, 1520452195-delish-mcdonalds-arches-upside-down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 they're trying to create an upside down m

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 02:32:40 2023 No.53425462 >>53424485 They’ve probably succeeded then

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 03:56:32 2023 No.53426333 >>53419071 What was with all the flash crashes today, are we about to get fucked good and hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:03:32 2023 No.53426393 >>53422222 Witnessed, just got back from McDonald's and they had 1 apr working the entire restaurant. They know how to cut costs I'm gonna have to pick up some shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:32:07 2023 No.53426612 >>53426393 Hell yeah brother. What beautiful irony: McDonald’s knows how to cut the fat, because their own customers and workforce don’t

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:46:41 2023 No.53426729 >>53419071 happened two stocks in my portfolio today (T, NKE)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 04:51:33 2023 No.53426765 File: 245 KB, 641x530, 1666311251885209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53426729 you hold T?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:09:14 2023 No.53426926 File: 64 KB, 1280x720, 364C6551-11B2-478D-BE26-E646F0484450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53426765 Yes. I will never sell my T stock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:45:13 2023 No.53427209 >>53419071 sergey didn't order his usual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:46:42 2023 No.53427220 >>53427209 I love all these fat jokes. Obesity is the most profitable thing in America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 05:58:59 2023 No.53427283 >>53422193 Buy GameStop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:24:40 2023 No.53427431 >>53427283 Quit trying to push your bags to someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:26:21 2023 No.53427446 >>53419702 crypto

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:27:35 2023 No.53427451 >>53419071 Someone hit the sell button by mistake and immediately bought back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:32:05 2023 No.53427492 >>53427451 A lot of price movements are just “mistakes”, aren’t they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:36:02 2023 No.53427514 >>53419071 Earnings is on the 31st. Industry calls these movements reversal scouts. A retracement down usually signals a bullish pattern. However I have seen them used to implement a fakeout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:44:53 2023 No.53427569 File: 2.68 MB, 640x360, 1674629077834.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53427492 Exactly, stop noticing things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:47:13 2023 No.53427586 >>53427569 I love these anime commercials, especially the raunchy mistranslation. >smile, you pig!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:50:35 2023 No.53427602 File: 212 KB, 1469x828, A87B87A6-92B7-4993-AEB3-BA3B61A032AB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53427586 Should’ve included the pic. She’s talking to a crypto bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:56:21 2023 No.53427643 File: 203 KB, 888x992, gme calibration.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 >>53419149 jews

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:59:18 2023 No.53427657

>>53427643
That was definitely shady, but it made money. If you want to be rich, you got to invest like a Jew. That’s why I want McDonald’s: they’re not overtly antagonistic like Disney, but they’re definitely a parasitic evil on the globe as Obesity is their lifeblood.

Anonymous Wed Jan 25 06:59:47 2023 No.53427661

>>53421655
their official explanation was that a (((computer glitch))) froze up the order book so new orders were not input to auction on open so right when market opened there were massive discrepancies in buys and sells since the only orders in the book were from after hours the day before.

that was the (((official))) excuse anyway. my guess is that russia was sending a message that "we can get you" because cohencidentally their hypersonic nuclear subs surfaced undetected off our east coast today as well after our kikes announced we are sending M1 abrams tanks to ukraine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:05:48 2023 No.53427687 >>53427586 Yeah I wish I had more in stock. >>53427643 >to combat Reddit users So the nasdaq CEO is on our side after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 07:17:20 2023 No.53427746 >>53427687 Then get more MCD stocks, in Japan, that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:13:35 2023 No.53428027 >>53419071 SNB clicked the sell button, NYSE said "nope", hodl mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 08:22:40 2023 No.53428094 File: 336 KB, 512x704, 1666605383999945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53419071 Just a gully

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 09:23:35 2023 No.53428385 >>53419544 Checked. The words you're looking for are "Fire" and "sale".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 13:20:07 2023 No.53429799 >>53419071 Sergey started jogging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 25 14:00:14 2023 No.53430195 >>53419071 CME gap

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