/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53418980]

Crack open an ice cold Bangs in celebration of anons Birthday! Happy birthday anon!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous
>>53417250

[Anonymous No.53418988]

How to make money

[Anonymous No.53418991]

Fuck BBBY

[Anonymous No.53419003]

VIX getting heemed
bobos getting heemed
all is right in the world

[Anonymous No.53419006]

>>53418980
"Bangs" is officially the worst meme on the internet

[Anonymous No.53419009]

>>53418980
OP is the gayest man on earth

[Anonymous No.53419011]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53419012]

OH GOD I'M GONNA submit my federal income taxes to the IRS because I support America and its success within the global hegemony.

[Anonymous No.53419013]

>>53418988
Buy my course (monthly fee of $350 a week)

[Anonymous No.53419016]

I bought msft calls . Yes i will make it
Msft +7% after hours screencap this

[Anonymous No.53419021]

How to short

[Anonymous No.53419023]

was the "glitch" this morning to trigger stops?

[Anonymous No.53419029]

If SKYT ends above $10 I’ll write a funny joke.

[Anonymous No.53419043]

>>53418988
short bear hubris

[Anonymous No.53419045]

>>53419006
At least learn to Photoshop if you're going to blatantly lie.

[Anonymous No.53419055]

check out my flawless TA on everyone's favorite semiconductor slut

[Anonymous No.53419057]

>>53418980
I’m glad I can read cursive. It’s like knowing a secret code now. How can we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.53419058]

>>53419023
Stop worrying about it.

[Anonymous No.53419060]

>>53419023
You know it wasn't a glitch because they didn't reset the orders after.

[Anonymous No.53419063]

boeing appears to be expected to have good earnings, for some reason

[Anonymous No.53419064]

my AMZN driver is 1 stop away from delivering me my weekly groceries
I'm giving him (again) my bag full of empty bottles so he stays 10 minutes outside counting

[Anonymous No.53419070]

> short futures at premarket
> Sell before the market opens
> Long at open
> Tp

[Anonymous No.53419079]

>>53419029
>If SKYT ends above $10 I’ll write a funny joke.
If it ends below $10, will you kys?
>>53419006
>can't read cursive
Lol it says bangs, you fucking n*****

[Anonymous No.53419098]

>>53419079
Don't call me a NAGGER
I am NOT nagging anyone about "Bangs" posting, I am correcting the record!

[Anonymous No.53419100]

>>53419064

[Anonymous No.53419104]

2 HOURS UNTIL EARNINGS

HOREY SHIIIIEEET

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53419117]

Done some more diversifying for the Portfolio. New additions are Alphabet A, Amazon, and topped up kraft heinz with a few quid.

[Anonymous No.53419127]

>>53419023
You know, that's a very antisemitic question

[Anonymous No.53419128]

>>53419009
What if I posted this thread from the moon you though about that bro?

[Anonymous No.53419133]

>>53419058
They only mad because she’s right.

[Anonymous No.53419144]

No. By May 3rd one of those two lines will have to be crossed.

[Anonymous No.53419147]

DOLE bros... it's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.53419157]

>>53419079
>would you kys
Why would you say something like that anon? Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.53419162]

>>53419104
MSFT beats

[Anonymous No.53419166]

>>53419117
KWAB

[Anonymous No.53419174]

>>53419117
>£32.99
Welcome new fren. Now go back.

[Anonymous No.53419175]

>>53418980
Based Bangsposter
>>53419023
Who would do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.53419182]

>>53419133
>dropped out of high school
>changed Jewish last name to something WASPier
>cheated contractors out of their money
>originally charged 16 years of prison; served only twenty-one months
She played the game and won.

[Anonymous No.53419203]

>>53419117
how are we supposed to track your real progress if you keep adding funds

[Anonymous No.53419211]

Coffee time, bros.
Are you comfy?

[Anonymous No.53419213]

>>53419117
Oof.

[Anonymous No.53419217]

>>53419182
There’s hope for all of us.

[Anonymous No.53419225]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTIVELY THAT HAPPENING NOW?

[Anonymous No.53419264]

>>53419211
always

[Anonymous No.53419265]

>>53419211
coffee machine is gurgling

[Anonymous No.53419266]

>>53419213
>gets sued
>stock barely moves
lmao

[Anonymous No.53419276]

>>53419265
percolations are imminent

[Anonymous No.53419279]

>>53419225
>WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTIVELY THAT HAPPENING NOW?
Whole thing has been fucky all day

[Anonymous No.53419280]

>>53419117
>lemme just DCA every 35 minutes
This >>53419203

[Anonymous No.53419282]

>>53419266
Nothing burger from the start

[Anonymous No.53419284]

>>53419003
>Vix going down means bobos are getting heemed
Not how it works fucktard. Smart bobos are sitting out until it really rips downwards and then we're going to start placing shorts.

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53419286]

>>53419213
Wow bad fucking timing ay

>>53419203
Im at 0.00 at the moment. Google being sued knocked off my 3 pence profit.

[Anonymous No.53419291]

>>53419064
>bag full of empty bottles
What is this about? Do you get credit for them?

[Anonymous No.53419303]

>>53418980
>Bangs
Can zoomers really not read cursive?

[Anonymous No.53419307]

Smart bobos short every time spy turns green . Its crabbing downards mumus

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53419312]

Last post today. Im feeling rather down. Im in the red. Bad trader I am. For future portfolio updates ill include the total invested and profit/loss. As you can see, I am currently an unsuccessful trader.

[Anonymous No.53419313]

>>53419147
Harvested. Chopped. Picked clean. Rotten.

[Anonymous No.53419315]

>>53419023
Fine it wasn't a glitch. It was a test to make sure halts still work.

You got stopped out? Well it was necessary for the good of all people, so shut up and vax up, chud.

[Anonymous No.53419319]

I hope that anon that told us to buy MSFT calls before it pumped sold

[Anonymous No.53419325]

>>53419284
Sold my 20 contract SPY 400 ODTE puts I bought yesterday about 10am

[Anonymous No.53419333]

>>53419286
Google shitcanning a bunch of overpaid roasties is supremely bullish though. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.53419347]

>>53419325
Based

[Anonymous No.53419348]

Will exercise help increase my financial gains?

[Anonymous No.53419351]

>>53419312
Hang in there bro. At least it’s not your life savings.

[Anonymous No.53419354]

>>53419144
checked and we'll probably break one Feb 1st

[Anonymous No.53419353]

>>53419312
>-£0.01

[Anonymous No.53419369]

>>53419325
so you lost around $150-$200 per

[Anonymous No.53419382]

>>53419353
Don't laugh at GigaPort. He's earning our respect one day at a time.

[Anonymous No.53419383]

>>53419348
>nothing happened
I was waiting for something to happen

[Anonymous No.53419387]

>>53419100
well this time was different. I gave him the bag but he just wouldn't start counting he'd rather have me guess some random number since I told him I don't know how many there are
since I had some empty beer too he made a joke like: "..and one beer on me" and put +1 on my (guessed) count in his AMZN app.
Bezos got fucked by a few cents today while $8 shekels were deposited to my bank account right after he confirmed in the app.

[Anonymous No.53419389]

How are we feeling about MSFT?

[Anonymous No.53419395]

I wish I had done the plays I wanted to do today, they would've made me so much. But I just sat and stared at the charts only wtf

[Anonymous No.53419400]

>>53419389
It'll rally 10% on news that they're making Clippy fully sentient.

[Anonymous No.53419407]

>>53419389
its a gamble, im thinking of a call heavy straddle
boenig looking more likely to pump

[Anonymous No.53419410]

>>53419312
See I told you yesterday, bagholding isn't fun. Your enthusiasm of yesterday is already gone.

[Anonymous No.53419411]

>>53419389
Bullish

[Anonymous No.53419421]

>>53419389
Feeling good, I got over $50k in MSFT

[Anonymous No.53419432]

>>53419312
>buck broken after a single day
M8, there is no wonder as to why you were a bad gambler.
Immediately go all in on MSFT, before market close. You won't regret it.

[Anonymous No.53419435]

Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

[Anonymous No.53419438]

>>53419389
a 7 point swing in either direction seems completely possible

[Anonymous No.53419440]

>>53419325
I'm waiting until VIX hits like 17 and then I'm going in
Mumus gonna get humbled

[Anonymous No.53419444]

>>53419389
I have no idea what they even do anymore. But let's see if /smg/ can guess correctly what's about to happen.

VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/polls/X3nk492QzgE
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/X3nk492QzgE
https://strawpoll.com/polls/X3nk492QzgE

[Anonymous No.53419450]

>>53419319
Imagine being bullish on Microsoft when their OSes now require you to sign into a Microsoft account just to install, and also track your location, your usage, and give you an "advertising ID" so they can nag you with ads on the OS that you already paid money for

[Anonymous No.53419458]

>>53419435
>brokers ONLY offer the ability to buy/sell shares
Lol you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.53419468]

>>53419450
I hate microjeet too but all of those things are easily avoidable
Win10 minus telemetry faggotry is the best OS and it's not even remotely close

[Anonymous No.53419469]

>>53419387
Based delivery wagie

[Anonymous No.53419474]

>>53419450
normalfags don't care about any of that

[Anonymous No.53419480]

>>53419291
you get credit back which I already paid on top anyway
I don't know if this is common in US

[Anonymous No.53419486]

T

[Anonymous No.53419488]

>>53419450
I actually forgot that Winjeet 11 even existed lmao

[Anonymous No.53419494]

>>53419369
No sold it off when SPY was $398 and pocketed $743. It was expiring today and took profits early instead of fucking around with 0dte

[Anonymous No.53419499]

>>53419480
it is but not to have a bezoslave handle them, you have to go to a stinky hobo spot to get your deposit back

[Anonymous No.53419502]

they really flatlined the entire market because BBBY was green today. Gay.

[Anonymous No.53419507]

I am absolutely buck broken from NFLX

[Anonymous No.53419513]

>>53419389
MSFT is gonna guide higher because the dollar is lower now, they just bought a new AI toy, and they just rolled a bunch of heads. MSFT will pump

[Anonymous No.53419516]

>>53419458
Derivatives aren't real.

[Anonymous No.53419527]

>>53419117

>Well on your way to retire at 63 instead of 68

Bravo, faggot

[Anonymous No.53419531]

>>53419312
FUCK OFF no one cares

[Anonymous No.53419538]

>>53419516
I asked in the previous thread but didn't get an answer, how do you buy stock directly? Is there a website for this? Do you call someone?

[Anonymous No.53419542]

I'm so bored that I'm thinking of YOLOing $50k into SQQQ just for the excitement.

[Anonymous No.53419547]

>>53419502
Yes anon.
The US stock market was flat today purely because they wanted to stop your bankrupt company from mooning.
That is truly the reason.

[Anonymous No.53419565]

>>53419480
Here (not USA) you take your cans and bottles to the Vero and put them in a reverse vending machine for store credit. Collecting other people’s cans is not a bad way to get some extra savings.

[Anonymous No.53419566]

>>53419538
By the website of the transfer agent but you can call them as well, I guess.

[Anonymous No.53419579]

>JNUG

Thank you, Chinamen, for throwing every spare yuan at gold.

[Anonymous No.53419585]

>>53419547
its not going bankrupt though this has been #debunked

[Anonymous No.53419595]

>>53419542

[Anonymous No.53419611]

>>53419542
you won't

[Anonymous No.53419613]

feels like it has been way longer than usual since my last divvie payment, i can't go on like this

[Anonymous No.53419618]

>>53419579
>JNUG
christ this really is starting to feel like 2008 again
where my NUGT nigs at

[Anonymous No.53419632]

>>53419613
Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53419637]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53419645]

>>53419637
Dividends are non-consensual distributions. Miss me with that gay shit.

[Anonymous No.53419648]

/smg/ is about to learn the true meaning of shiggy

[Anonymous No.53419653]

>>53419632
>>53419637
can you two niggers just fuck and get it over with

[Anonymous No.53419654]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.53419656]

I WANT OVERSTOCK CHEAPER

CHEEEAAAPPEERRRRRRRR
OSTK

[Anonymous No.53419658]

Threadly reminder that dividends can only be received using a transfer agent.
>>53419632
Wrong.
>>53419637
Correct.

[Anonymous No.53419661]

>>53419611
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.53419663]

>>53419632
>>53419637
Dividends are relevant if you reinvest them
There's very few divvie stocks or etfs that outperform SPY though, SCHD is the only one I could find that did and only barely

[Anonymous No.53419665]

>>53419507
Are you the netflix anon? 17 feb nflx puts?

[Anonymous No.53419667]

CPNG. Short it

[Anonymous No.53419669]

>>53419632
you are retarded, when a company announces a dividend for a certain amount per share the stock price doesn't go down by that amount.

[Anonymous No.53419676]

>>53419665
I have march and april 250 puts

[Anonymous No.53419677]

>>53419645
>non-consensual
Someone forgot to vote?

[Anonymous No.53419697]

>WBD
>WBD
>WBD
That's all, folks.

[Anonymous No.53419701]

There's something suspicious going on with OIL right now.

[Anonymous No.53419703]

>>53419645
>non-conseunsual
they're voted on by the board and the investor knows about it

how is that not consensual

[Anonymous No.53419705]

>>53419654
>she wants to be a shaman in South Africa

[Anonymous No.53419711]

>>53419654
old news, tech bros are doing frog drugs now

[Anonymous No.53419713]

>>53419661
you see the print on her undergarments that vaguely resembles a penis but miss the 4 fingered hand

[Anonymous No.53419722]

>>53419663
do LOW

[Anonymous No.53419724]

>>53419632
Reminder that there is liquidity for bonds just lower your price.

[Anonymous No.53419723]

>>53419697
>That's all, folks.
RIP

[Anonymous No.53419734]

>>53419701
Biden dumped

[Anonymous No.53419735]

Lumber futures ripping like mortgages are free

[Anonymous No.53419737]

>>53419713
everyone sees that already and is done talking about that and have moved on from it

[Anonymous No.53419738]

When is this cocksucker going down

[Anonymous No.53419750]

>>53419722
How the fuck

[Anonymous No.53419753]

>>53419738
february 1st

[Anonymous No.53419754]

>>53419654
Tech Layoff HR roasties getting btfo
https://files.catbox.moe/qcyxc0.webm
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[Anonymous No.53419758]

>>53419735
very bullish
/smg/ doesn't even understand

[Anonymous No.53419759]

Are you guys gonna short or long MSFT? I will long with $1000

[Anonymous No.53419767]

>>53419656
CHEAPERRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.53419769]

>this market

[Anonymous No.53419773]

>>53419750
Now do MNST

[Anonymous No.53419774]

Power or sour hour? I want to buy before MSFT earnings

[Anonymous No.53419791]

>>53419750
Do HD please

[Anonymous No.53419795]

>>53419759
I'm going short on MSFT. Writing on the wall is obvious for this one

[Anonymous No.53419796]

>>53419450
>Imagine being bullish on Microsoft
Yeah man imagine that

[Anonymous No.53419800]

What effect would a 50 basis point hike have vs 75?

[Anonymous No.53419803]

>>53419774
Neither. Glower hour.

[Anonymous No.53419804]

>>53419774
>MSFT earnings
/smg/ says pump or crab btw

[Anonymous No.53419805]

>>53419654
I haven't laughed this hard at a video in fucken ages

[Anonymous No.53419809]

>>53419677
>>53419703
If a harem of anime girls holds a vote to steal your male essence, you vote against it, but they vote for it, have you consented?

[Anonymous No.53419812]

>>53419750
do monster, yes the drink kek

[Anonymous No.53419819]

>>53419759
>Are you guys gonna short or long MSFT?
why not both?

[Anonymous No.53419826]

>>53419724
>Seethes in Matt Levine

[Anonymous No.53419834]

>>53419722
>>53419750
>LOW
>Isn't at 52 week low

[Anonymous No.53419837]

>>53419754
>get laid off
>immediately run to social media for virtual hugs
i hate them so much

[Anonymous No.53419858]

what, so women just shouldn't be in the workforce? chuds.

[Anonymous No.53419868]

>>53419858
yes.

[Anonymous No.53419867]

>>53419858
"Workforce" implies that they're working.

[Anonymous No.53419882]

>>53419858

[Anonymous No.53419891]

>>53419701
The Jews want it to dump back below 80. Allah disagrees.

Who do you think wins in this fight?

[Anonymous No.53419905]

>>53419858
Women in the workforce was bad for everyone except company execs and the government.

[Anonymous No.53419917]

>>53419812
>>53419773
Legit belly laughed
>>53419791
Can't anymore, you do it
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

[Anonymous No.53419933]

>>53419858
correct

[Anonymous No.53419947]

Imagine if every woman just stopped working. Imagine how the markets would instantly shoot up because of it.

[Anonymous No.53419956]

>>53419917
fascinating, mnst was founded as hansens in 1935 and just kind of did nothing until they aped red bull

[Anonymous No.53419958]

>>53419858
There is only one women that should be posted in /smg/ and that is /ourgirl/

[Anonymous No.53419957]

>>53419858
Implying they ever do any work....

[Anonymous No.53419967]

>>53419917
yup they don't make em like they used to

[Anonymous No.53419976]

>>53419956
Divvies didn't make a difference if you see closely but yeah that's fucking hilarious

[Jealous No.53419980]

Everything is still fucked up

[Anonymous No.53419996]

>>53419837
do u need a hug too anon

[Anonymous No.53420029]

>>53419917
celh bros can we have a similar run?
t. sipping on a celsius right now

[Anonymous No.53420035]

>>53419513
MSFT laid off all those people for a reason and that reason ain't good. I expect negative news since that lay offs were already negrative news.

[Anonymous No.53420050]

>>53420035
>layoffs
>negative news
No

[Anonymous No.53420066]

>>53419958
it's brown though
>rings POC bell

[Anonymous No.53420089]

MSFT LONG OR SHORT ??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE
usually easy short on this level, but this market will act complete schizo on some """unexpected""" earnings beat

[Anonymous No.53420101]

>>53419917
Im all in mnst now what the fuck

[Anonymous No.53420103]

>>53420089
Only 25% of /smg/ is in favour of short.

[Anonymous No.53420104]

>>53420035
They stopped offering variety packs at Costco and for that reason I'm short.

[Anonymous No.53420107]

Don't do anything with MSFT. Just watch whether earnigs were good, then how the market reacts. Then use that information with the other tech companies going forward. It's weird times.

[Anonymous No.53420112]

>>53420089
>>53420103
strangle/straddle

[Anonymous No.53420135]

I was already an MSFT baggie.

[Anonymous No.53420156]

>9
>trillion
>dollars
It's like you niggers hate money

[Anonymous No.53420163]

>>53419967
AAPL is insane

[Anonymous No.53420170]

Took the day off. Things needed doing. Thought the market halt this morning was the start of the big "Recession" drop. I was all prepared to bag. Imagine the disappointment when it was a big nothing. Wife almost burnt down the house. Lucky I was home today or things could've been very bad. (Not joking either).

[Anonymous No.53420194]

>>53420156
Imagine setting up a 3x SPY ETF in 1928.

Imagine selling it to people.

Imagine personally bagholding it for the next couple decades.

[Anonymous No.53420197]

Nice

[Anonymous No.53420199]

>>53420163

[Anonymous No.53420206]

>>53420156
>1% annual cost of leverage
If you give me free dollars, I can make infinite money too. All you've gotta do is buy stuff that stays flat while the dollar continues its 2-3% annual decay.
Unfortunately, it seems like the ZIRP experiment is over.

[Anonymous No.53420221]

>>53420163
>>53420199
>mogged by an energy drink
Psssh...nothin personnel...kid... *sips*

[Anonymous No.53420225]

>>53420112
>straddle
did that on CPI and lost 50% when it crabbed
hehe

[Anonymous No.53420247]

>>53419006
>1936
>38 years
That would be basically 1985 to 2023. Think about that. The span from Reaganomics to Biden collapse would literally have been that. Generations of 19th century millennials and zoomers would have enjoyed their bangs in their hometown, but then all the girls they liked would move away to 'the big city' to become flappers and chase cock with bootleggers in speakeasies, becoming alcoholic whores getting easy money from wall street traders. Then -boom- the big recession would happen and stacy would come crawling back in her 30s to see if anon was still working at the bang's factory, hoping to become his wife now that she'd been ruined for marriage and "discovered" what she really wanted all along was a man who knew the value of bang's (and had a stable job during a time of economic uncertainty). And that woman would be your great-grandmother. Whores. Whores never change. And bang's.

[Anonymous No.53420256]

>>53420206
if only there was a way to get 3x leverage for 1% fee
haha

[Anonymous No.53420259]

Lithium miner bros. Feels good
https://youtu.be/p4vQ9fl5r9o

[Anonymous No.53420275]

calls and puts red, what the fuck are these retards doing to the markets

[Anonymous No.53420280]

>>53420247
goddamn do I love whores

[Anonymous No.53420310]

>>53420225
The expected move is $6 and the IV is 66%+

Gonna crab

[Anonymous No.53420311]

>>53420256
Selling naked options.

[Anonymous No.53420314]

>>53420156
can I pass my portfolio on so I can hold for 100 years?

[Anonymous No.53420329]

insider here

this week we pump until fomc ss this buy MSFT calls

[Anonymous No.53420335]

>>53420329
>pump until fomc
Then we dump, or...

[Anonymous No.53420338]

>>53420314
invest it in a LLC based in Delaware or offshore then make your reincarnation the executor/head of it

[Anonymous No.53420351]

>>53420256
That would be pretty sweet. Unfortunately, any fund you see that appears to offer that kind of deal is likely sliding an extra 5% in hidden fees on top right now.
Important to understand that "expense ratio" is just management fees. There may be other stealth fees such as contango embedded in contracts, higher theta on options purchased. For unleveraged funds, the most common stealth fee is to leave 1-2% of net assets as cash in a checking account of the bank running the ETF, yielding 0% for the ETF investors.

[Anonymous No.53420360]

>>53420329
So the rule is always do the opposite of /biz/...

[Anonymous No.53420361]

This crab seems, frankly, unreasonably aggressive.

[Anonymous No.53420368]

>>53420247
underrated

[Anonymous No.53420382]

>>53420361
truly the master investment animal

[Anonymous No.53420390]

>>53420314
>>53420338
No retard be smart
>go back to university
>snort cocaine off barely-legal zoomer pussy
>eventually get a phd in Artificial Intelligence and robotics
>use grant money to make a perfect clone of yourself and upload your brain
>kill yourself
>You # 2 then remembers you were too retarded to make yourself your own beneficiary in your will
>become a wagie
>eventually make it all back
>fuck 23rd century robo-zoomer whores at robot university but as a professor instead of an adult student
It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.53420391]

Uhh guys whatever you do, don't look at the 5 day on the nasdaq...massive bart is forming again. The likes of which we have never seen before since june...

[Anonymous No.53420399]

>>53419063
Not missed by negative 10,000% like all previous calls in the last couple years?

[Anonymous No.53420400]

>>53420314
Huh yeah you can pass it on. Most brokerages have the option in your account preferences to designate a beneficiary. Can be a trust or a person. But I'd consult with a tax lawyer as to the most tax efficient way to do it. The trust option gives you more control over it even after your dead. So say your heirs can't just sell it all and go nuts after your gone.

[Anonymous No.53420409]

>>53420256
>webm
Does that hurt the cat?

[Anonymous No.53420432]

>>53420361
Crabs are nothing but aggression surrounded by chitin.

[Anonymous No.53420438]

NYSE busting some trades from this morning

[Anonymous No.53420444]

>>53420390
>>go back to university
>>snort cocaine off barely-legal zoomer pussy
I went back to university when does the pussy start

[Anonymous No.53420460]

>>53419663
>There's very few divvie stocks or etfs that outperform SPY though
Really depends on what you mean by divvie stocks, AAPL, V, COST, MCD or BLK

[Anonymous No.53420462]

PULL UP, PULL UP

[Anonymous No.53420464]

>>53420409
not only is it's joints being dislocated constantly but its arms are being fractures in several places

[Anonymous No.53420465]

>>53420438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

[Anonymous No.53420478]

>>53420444
You have to have a great personality and not a troll unfortunately

[Anonymous No.53420493]

>>53420462
>My portfolio every fucking day

[Anonymous No.53420498]

>>53420478
nobody on 4channel.org meets those requiments

[Anonymous No.53420501]

>>53420409
The cat is smiling and having fun.

[Anonymous No.53420516]

>>53420493
>"DC10 drops"
gaaning intensifies

[Anonymous No.53420527]

>>53420444
You've failed step 2.

[Anonymous No.53420542]

>>53420516
>YWN multi engine drift

[Anonymous No.53420552]

>>53420542
Oh dios mio...

[Anonymous No.53420560]

>>53420409
Cats are plastic.

[Anonymous No.53420577]

how are you supposed to make money with funds if they lock the value 3 days after you click the sell button? feels like a huge scam if you ask me

[Anonymous No.53420583]

>>53420478
>pov: you're watching your own livestream
>>53420498
jokes on you, I got pussy in university.
Ha!

[Anonymous No.53420610]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53420625]

>>53420577
have more then 25K in your account

[Anonymous No.53420634]

Place your Microshit bets now

a. UP
b. DOWN
c. CRAB

[Anonymous No.53420636]

Should I sell my SOXL today and rebuy in a week or two?

[Anonymous No.53420643]

>>53420634
Crab supremacy

[Anonymous No.53420648]

>>53420634
Beats street estimates by $55 per share

[Anonymous No.53420649]

>>53420634
a. UP

[Anonymous No.53420654]

>>53420634
MASSIVE UP LIKE A RAGER

[Anonymous No.53420657]

>>53420634
Up and all the boomers (including me) coom.

[Anonymous No.53420664]

>>53420391
post proof plx

[Anonymous No.53420665]

>>53420634
down, I would buy puts, but I'm stuck riding my NFLX puts

[Anonymous No.53420667]

>>53420648
>>53420649
>>53420654
>>53420657

Everyone is saying up this is going to be a fucking disaster earnings

[Anonymous No.53420673]

>>53420634
Down, after beating expectations, just to fuck with people.

[Anonymous No.53420681]

>>53420625
Does that mean you have to maintain a 25k balance on top of what you're trading with? What happens if something dumps and you suddenly have 24,900?

[Anonymous No.53420684]

>>53420634
Or vote here
https://strawpoll.com/polls/X3nk492QzgE

[Anonymous No.53420691]

>>53420478
Wh-what is this how did you get that photo of me delete it at once

[Anonymous No.53420692]

>>53420634
it's been non-stop up for the last two weeks so up

[Anonymous No.53420696]

(eye emoji)m fram the fucha
is v important u listen b4 MSFT earningz
wut u hv 2 do iz------

[Anonymous No.53420699]

>>53420667
Microsoft triple bottomed since October.

[Anonymous No.53420701]

The hour appears rather sour

[Anonymous No.53420702]

How dumb would I be to enter into SQQQ before the closing bell hoping MSFT shits the bed?

[Anonymous No.53420704]

>>53419450
and worst part the horrible ui redesign. attempting to be some discount mac os

[Anonymous No.53420717]

>>53420634
Pump dump and then crab

[Anonymous No.53420721]

crooked ass bullshit msft down 1$ in the last 30 minutes lmao

[Anonymous No.53420729]

does LMT keep going tomorrow or should I take my profits on these calls and run?

[Anonymous No.53420734]

Posting for the archive.

Day traders reacting to the morning chaos.
https://youtu.be/Nwh40ZaXPrg?t=3606

https://www.nyse.com/market-status/history#110000531402
>NYSE Opening Auctions and Clearly Erroneous Determination
>January 24th, 2023

[Anonymous No.53420751]

>>53420729
Speaking of the glownigger industrial complex, what in the FUCK is up with RTX?

[Anonymous No.53420765]

help me I'm dying

[Anonymous No.53420766]

>>53420681
pretty sure most brokerages wont let you access margin until you have a net worth over 25k its part of kyc/aml regulations

[Anonymous No.53420769]

>>53420751
maybe news of war soon? idk but this drill at the end makes me want to hold

[Anonymous No.53420780]

MICROSOFT MAKE OR BREAK EARNINGS RELEASE

GET HYYYPED

[Anonymous No.53420781]

>>53420769
Also happened to my TXT. I was out all morning and missed some kino sales apparently.

[Anonymous No.53420794]

>>53420577
except that brokers shouldn't stop you from selling. it just means the funds are "unsettled" i.e. you can't move it out of the account or withdraw them for T+2 (trade date and 2 biz days). you CAN sell and buy something else, but this means HOLDING what you just bought for a couple days because the first sale hasn't settled yet

yes this means you can't day trade but most people lose money day trading anyway. just swing or long term hold like a sane person.

t. cash account good faith violator enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53420806]

>>53420765
Call 877 cash now

[Anonymous No.53420816]

>>53420765
>help me I'm dying
Wait!
Do you have a structured settlement or annuity and you need cash now (before you die)???
>>53420780
>MAKE OR BREAK
MAKEEE!!! BABY!!! FUCKEN BABY MAKEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.53420821]

>>53420765
What of?

[Anonymous No.53420822]

>>53420816
kek

[Anonymous No.53420825]

>Literally everyone knows that Microsoft is going to be completely fucking fine and probably much better off in 10 years than they are already
>OHHH WOOOAHAHHAHHHH BETTER PUMP OR DUMP IT ON EARNINGS DAY
Fuck this bullshit it's so incredibly stupid

>>53420766
Right but is that just a one-time "okay you hit 25k here's margin forever" thing or if you go under 25k by a small amount are you restricted again?

[Anonymous No.53420837]

thinking about buying MCD for earnings. all of their prices are ridiculously high now and the lines at my local spot are longer than ever

[Anonymous No.53420844]

>>53420821
terminal case of ligma

[Anonymous No.53420846]

>>53420825
That's how you know today was boring as shit

[Anonymous No.53420849]

>>53419654
>video completely unrelated to text
Not giving such junk any of my attention

[Anonymous No.53420851]

>>53420825
Restrictions depend on how kinky your female broker is. And the level of options/consent you're approved for.

[Anonymous No.53420865]

>>53420821
Acute red line poisoning. It's over.

[Anonymous No.53420872]

>>53420844
I hear that's very common among the sugondese people. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.53420873]

>>53420851
big if true.

[Anonymous No.53420876]

I went long on MSFT . Pray for me

[Anonymous No.53420881]

>>53420872
kek

[Anonymous No.53420887]

>>53420825
probably depends on the brokerage a bit. if you are just barely over 25k and had no reliable source of income they would probably still say no. but if you blew up your account and went back down under 25k i doubt they revoke your privileges.

[Anonymous No.53420889]

>>53420876
We shall face the volatility together, as brothers.

[Anonymous No.53420891]

>>53420873
Remember to always agree on a safe ticker symbol beforehand. Mine is KO.

[Anonymous No.53420896]

Odds tomorrow I buy more JEPI
Evens SOXL
Dubs and it's KO
Trips and it's UUUU

[Anonymous No.53420903]

ALL ABOARD THE MICROSOFT EARNINGS TRAIN

I can't take the suspense any longer AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53420908]

>>53420889
Why couldn't have that been a bullet not a pie

[Anonymous No.53420916]

>>53420908
People were nicer in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.53420926]

>>53420721
>crooked ass bullshit msft down 1$ in the last 30 minutes lmao
and the always predictable green dildo into close
crooked scummy bullshit

[Anonymous No.53420927]

>>53420889
>The moment Bill decides to destroy humanity

[Anonymous No.53420933]

>>53420891
I made the mistake of choosing BALL.

[Anonymous No.53420934]

I sold my soxl. I will rebuy in a couple of days/weeks

[Anonymous No.53420940]

>3 minutes of playtime at the beginning
>The rest of the day you're going nowhere
This really is a Bone Saw market.

[Anonymous No.53420941]

I hate the DOW so god damn much like 3% off of ATH still going green

[Anonymous No.53420950]

>>53420940
top kek

[Anonymous No.53420951]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT

[Anonymous No.53420952]

>SPY closing below 400

[Anonymous No.53420954]

DOLE bros... we are so fucking back!

[Anonymous No.53420956]

7 minutes

Posting with you has been a privilege

[Anonymous No.53420964]

>>53420889
man, i tried talking to a 'politically active' zoomer about globalism protests the other day and their eyes just glazed over

[Anonymous No.53420965]

>>53420837
I haven't eaten at McDicks in almost 7 years now
Will easily make it the rest of my life never even setting a finger on the property of those shitcans.
However when I share this fact with people they recoil like I just offended their inner American, so you might be right.
It's amazing that there aren't more people like me though, for years as a teenager I had nothing but gutter tier service, shit was always wrong, they never had things. I'd come up to drive thru windows and they just straight up wouldn't answer even though I can see them in there. Last experience I had they literally got everything wrong after waiting for 15 minutes at like 10pm and I was the only one there. From that moment on I said I'm never fucking going to this place and I will forever badmouth McDonald's at ever opportunity I get. I have basically spent my entire 20s never eating McShits. And probably as I said, the rest of my life. Trash food trash service trash company.

[Anonymous No.53420971]

>>53420956
everybody expects a big dump or pump it will just stay literally flat

[Anonymous No.53420980]

>>53420876
BY GOD'S GRACE YOU WILL MAKE IT ANON

[Anonymous No.53420982]

>>53420971
>everybody expects a big dump or pump it will just stay literally flat
not like this!
you cant do this to me!

[Anonymous No.53420983]

>>53420965
>I'd come up to drive thru windows and they just straight up wouldn't answer even though I can see them in there

jej

[Anonymous No.53420988]

>>53420954
You can't spell "Dole" without "ole"!

[Anonymous No.53420996]

>>53420765
You need a problem solver loan

[Anonymous No.53420999]

ooo

time to slurp!

[Anonymous No.53421005]

We a pumping into close...
JUST BECAUSE! OK?!

[Anonymous No.53421007]

I cant take it
I bought MSFT calls

[Anonymous No.53421013]

MSFT keeps annoying me about an update. FUCK YOU MSFT

[Anonymous No.53421021]

>>53420964
Hey remember Occupy Wall Street?

[Anonymous No.53421026]

I made this poll to see whether to inverse or follow /smg/ in the future

[Anonymous No.53421028]

Gl msft bros

[Anonymous No.53421029]

>>53420965
it will all be automated soon
the stock and company you would invest in is more a real estate play than actual fast food service
still trash food though, would rather go hungry

[Anonymous No.53421033]

What are you crying about I’m all green

[Anonymous No.53421035]

>>53421028
if this shit crabs im gonna be heemed

[Anonymous No.53421036]

>>53421005
and that's a bad thing!

[Anonymous No.53421038]

>>53421033
You should get checked by a doctor, anon.

[Anonymous No.53421040]

>>53421021
KONY 2012

[Anonymous No.53421045]

>>53420844
Has your hair turned blue yet? All these anons getting sick has got me worried. I should get my life in order.

[Anonymous No.53421046]

>>53420965
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.53421049]

>>53421038
My heart has had some swelling recently, probably a good call

[Anonymous No.53421050]

>>53421033
I HAVE A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW
BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF ALL THAT I WEAR

[Anonymous No.53421055]

Lessgo Microsoft

[Anonymous No.53421054]

someone bake before MSFT

[Anonymous No.53421067]

new

>>53421052
>>53421052
>>53421052

[Anonymous No.53421068]

RELEASE THE EARNINGS CUT

[Anonymous No.53421073]

Oh shit Omar Ishrak steps down as intel chairman, is that so he can take full reins on CPUH, this might be the juiciest headline spac of 2023
with new digital health firms trying to centralize all of your medical accessories data to one hub i feel like 2023 is the year.

[Anonymous No.53421102]

MSFT bros OOOOOOO
did you buy calls? or at least straddle like i randomly advised

[Anonymous No.53421209]

>>53420636
4 weeks.