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>> No.53417266

ALPP will peak at this year

>> No.53417267

Yes frog posters are retards, so are /smg/ samfaggers

>> No.53417268

Do I buy into SQQQ or nah

>> No.53417274

>at this year
at $9 this year

>> No.53417276

DCA until retirement

>> No.53417278
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>> No.53417281

Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>> No.53417284

This >>53417276

Tech isn’t even real

>> No.53417285
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Tell me you retards at least bought a suicide stack?
We literally got our first defense contract today.

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>> No.53417290
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First for AH broker(female)

>> No.53417294

it's not samefags, it's literally discord trannies making organized attack on our general.

>> No.53417296

>anon making up words, again
Absolutely not. Why would you not just wait until Feb 1st?

>> No.53417298
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sorry anon my portfolio is already 100% 300% semiconductors i couldn't

>> No.53417299
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>> No.53417303

doesn't look too bad desu

>> No.53417309

Boring day

>> No.53417310
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sold a naked SPY 0dte $404 call to pay for bologna. I want a nostalgia kick.

>> No.53417315
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>> No.53417318

i'm awake for like an hour and i feel sleepy again.

>> No.53417322

I think SPY is gonna dump shortly

>> No.53417333

I'll grab 200 shares when it hits $5 for teh lulz.

>> No.53417346

Low Vit D3. You should supplement, or try to expose yourself to regular sun.

>> No.53417347

t. missed out

>> No.53417349
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>> No.53417353

C'mon $10!

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>> No.53417374

>Low Vit D3
I'm taking 4000 units of vitamin d3 daily;
however I'm getting close to zero natural sunlight due to my sleep rhythm and the fact that it's permanently overcast here in Germany for about 9 out of 12 months per year.
I'm going to take a nap for an hour.

>> No.53417382
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>> No.53417396
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What's this pattern called?

>> No.53417397

jews hunting stop losses

>> No.53417398
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any guesses why so many tickers were halted at open? some weren't even meme stocks - MO, MCD, NKE, etc.

>> No.53417403

when is NFLX going to go down?

>> No.53417414

You get Zinc and Magnesium?

>> No.53417416

Thanks for reminding me. I could never remember the name of this. The ticker that permian chud kept shilling.

>> No.53417434
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>> No.53417439
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Look guys, my fellow man will consume, and I occasionally will consume their products, so I may as well profit from it.

>> No.53417440

Who is Betty, and why is she black?

>> No.53417442

>frog posters

Uhh, what?

>> No.53417450

you can summarise the whole article into "we have no clue what happened"
why do they force so much filler shit in?

>> No.53417462

Buy bitfarms, they're actually pretty based

>> No.53417464

>sorry no refunds

>> No.53417465

please refer to federal reserve style guide for preferred spelling

>> No.53417473

I just want to go all in on JEPI after Shit n Piss gets a -20% whooping

>> No.53417477
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>> No.53417480
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I am financially bored

>> No.53417479

I cant stop eating fast food, how long till i die if i exercise well and eat 3 meals but they are all fast food.

Also buy CPUH, 1billion funded SPAC for the coming biotech bonanza. Soon all of everyones smart watches ans phones will be connected and relay all their data to 1 global health database.

>> No.53417483

your portfolio is missing nestle

>> No.53417485

women are buying JEPI, it's over

>> No.53417498

This is what happens when you outsource the NYSE to jeets.

>> No.53417499

I draw the line at Nestle

>> No.53417502

i'm fi-curious

>> No.53417503

Those women have penises tho

>> No.53417523
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>Not allying with the Swiss
Rookie move. Post wristwatch.

>> No.53417526

Women don't have penises bro.

>> No.53417527

Why do trannies and Jews hate a fucken frog?

>> No.53417528

there's literally no reason to buy anything, but SCHD

>> No.53417529

kek but KO and PEP are fine for you?

>> No.53417530
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can the nasdaq just pump another 5% this week?
give this goy (me) some more year-start capital p-please?

>> No.53417535

It's 2023 chud

>> No.53417540

Not one of you niggers can coherently explain why the market should be up right now. Not one.

>> No.53417542

it's a racist dog whistle or something

>> No.53417545

$1+ is inevitable when they finally release earnings

>> No.53417546
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The top is in

>> No.53417547

You won't be able to continue a routine of exercise and fast food. You'll be so incredibly lacking in energy and motivation.

Only fast food I ate while getting into shape was chicken bowls at Chipotle.

>> No.53417553

how are unvaxxed cum futures doing?

>> No.53417555

Sorry bobos I'm about to buy a lot of SQQQ so it's about to pump. You're welcome mumutard-sama

>> No.53417556
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I will never financially recover from this

>> No.53417559

earnings week

>> No.53417560

Yeah that’s what makes it better

>> No.53417573

Gonna schwab ur azz with my johnny, ur gonna need an asshole VTI for this one.

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>> No.53417583
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This market is feeling pretty

>> No.53417585

I was right, you're welcome. Did I make any plays? Nope

>> No.53417591

can you wait until it goes to the mid 30s again?
I wanted to buy more instead of averaging up

>> No.53417593

>"Blacks worked hard!"
>Thumbnail has guy with face tattoos

>> No.53417594


>> No.53417609
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Niggers stealing our money yet again. They're responsible for all this inflation. When a nigger gets a few extra dollars he immediately blows it on Gucci and fried chicken.

>> No.53417620

>SPY keeps bouncing off 400
What causes this? Some kind of subconscious sell trigger in people when it hits a nice round number? Is it from some kind of market/money vehicles being sold, bought, exercised, whatever?

>> No.53417623

Until such a time as I can remove all the blood from my hands, I will at least refuse to support the bloodiest in my opinion.
Besides, if my support of these two lesser evils helps to choke out the third, all the better.

>> No.53417627

No, it was. The frog has been completely subverted by normies. Only the most liberal shitcord trannies still unironically use the frog

>> No.53417632
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from what i've read the halting had to do with NYSE getting fuckbuckled but its been since resolved

>> No.53417637

Not much of a future there, so short it.
COVID tends to damage reproductive capabilities, only the vaxxed have guarangeed pure sperm and eggs

>> No.53417640

I have wasted 3 hours today staring at the charts today and not make any moves.

>> No.53417643

how tall do you have to be to procreate with 8/10 white woman?

>> No.53417645
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Ok kike

>> No.53417647

Why stop there. They'll buy another defunct drone company for 6 mil any day now, and when they do it's worth at least 600 mil in marketcap.

>> No.53417648 [DELETED] 
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How do I short niggers

>> No.53417658
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I'm thinking about buying 100k of MSFT today.

>> No.53417665
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I dont think so dude.

>> No.53417669

Missing WMT and SBUX if you're going for a Consoomercore build

>> No.53417671

fuck you BABA, sell off because McCarthy wants to visit Taiwan.

>> No.53417674

Buy me 1k of thatz, thanks

>> No.53417675

short the US, and move to somewhere in asia

>> No.53417684
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what if i ironically use it
that's still okay right?

>> No.53417687

Spread that across multiple companies or at least ETFs.

>> No.53417691


>> No.53417703

About to cook myself 5 eggs and some toast. I don't need donations, I just need at least 3 (yous) to help me recover from this purchase.

>> No.53417709
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>> No.53417717
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1 down 2 to go :)

>> No.53417720
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Whoever baked is alright.
>Slips OP a crisp $5 bill.
Use it to buy some NEGG shares, kid. You work for me now.

>> No.53417724

Who the fuck is propping this dogshit S&P up? This is so fradulent

>> No.53417734
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I notice an influx of glowies, trannies, and Jews trying to shame people to stop posting Pepe, mostly on other boards.
So give me your best Pepes.

>> No.53417737

here you go buddy

>> No.53417738
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fake and gay is the proper term for bobo baggies to describe the market

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>> No.53417751

Bloody bastard bhenchod if I got my NINE short off yesterday I'd be up biiiiigggglllyyyyt

>> No.53417753

Lost 7 kg in the last month by cutting breakfast, fast food and snacks. I'm SO FUCKING HUNGRY ALL THE TIME

>> No.53417765
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>> No.53417766
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also you should mention there's been no news
that always gets right to the point

>> No.53417773

Don't spend it all in one place.

>> No.53417775

Yup I'm heading off for today, I'll come back tomorrow after MSFT earnings report. Nothing happening today

>> No.53417784
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I recommend cigarettes. They're good for you and make you look cool.

>> No.53417792
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?? Am I a successful trader yet??

Im up 0.24% of my investments.

>> No.53417799

I only bought some because you followed the rules and posted an anime girl. Anti anime posters take note.

>> No.53417802
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>> No.53417803

don't spend it all in one place bro

>> No.53417807
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Crab day

>> No.53417812

>Nigs spend 200$ on a northface sweater then steal things and cry racism.

>> No.53417816
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i have a lot, there's some great ones i feel no one else has

>> No.53417828
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looks like retail is still bearish.


>> No.53417829

he's lying
coffee, however, very good for you

>> No.53417833

>more successful than 98% of /smg/

>> No.53417835

true solid state car & marine batteries

>> No.53417840

The “don’t close your onlyfans account just yet” pattern.

>> No.53417850 [DELETED] 
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Reminder: Jannies are super gay.

>> No.53417852

Yes there are people who act like this in England. In fact its very common. The worst thing is though this deano in the picture is actually known and makes money for being a reality tv show guy. Now think what the average deano is like. Trying to copy this guy who is already a dork. It is really bad out here. everyone thinks theyre some famous hotshot walking around with their bimbo bogged girlfriend and they work their shitty callcentre jobs and have maxxed out credit cards.

Couldnt be me. I'll stick to my 17 pound investment and 0.24% return.

>> No.53417859

coffee and cigarettes is a match made in heaven

>> No.53417864

You can't say nigger in smg everyone knows that

>> No.53417866
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icy cold bangs

>> No.53417869

Surely there's worse fates than being a happy little orange man in a happy little orange house.

>> No.53417870
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i know i should take profit on some of my longer holdings and rebuy once they crash, but i've been wrong before and i'm too cowardly to clear any of my nice positions

>> No.53417871

I’ve heard she had a child. Balam Balam

>> No.53417876
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>shoe shine boys are expecting lower prices
time to buy calls

Deano lives a better life than I do, Im jealous

>> No.53417885

if you keep those returns up over a long period, you'll be at $100,000,000,000,000 by next month
good on ya lad
>coffee, however, very good for you
Hey wait! Isn't the 24th, today?! Then how are you, oh...

>> No.53417889

Haven't kept up recently. They're trying to get in on the QS scam now?

>> No.53417890

Vaginas are a myth. All women have penises.

>> No.53417896

shut up, i've been off the fags for 12 years now but the cravings are back

>> No.53417900

Yes probably. But this is 4chan and its full of dorks like myself who hates people being such unimaginative, uncreative sheeps who just try to be like everyone else, no matter how stupid it is, just to fit in. I know its human nature and Im a weirdo for not jst being able to jump in and do the same as everyone else but I just hate it. everyone tries so hard to be so cool and most people are completely unremarkable. I think if people try to act like theyre hot shit they at least need to prove theyre somehow extraordinary. Not injecting yourself with 200ml of lip fillers and wearing some bodysuit or a guy with orange skin and a fade. anyone can do that. that doesnt mean theyre cool. UGH!

>> No.53417905
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my son jack is green for the 7th day in a row

i have reason to believe *they* are accumulating it and not hiding anymore, it only needs to go from a pe of 0.5 to pe 1 to get to $80+
its peers are trading at a pe of ~4 lmao

no it's not at a deflated pe because of bankruptcay or whatever, you can confirm the eps (80+ ttm) and book value per share (100+) yourself

>> No.53417915
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Black Betty is not very good with the child

>> No.53417918
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If Burry is right, we might not bottom out until next year.

>> No.53417919

Lumber is framing right now.

>> No.53417922
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could you tell jack to stop trying to get my son to say nigger at school

>> No.53417935

Anyone have the greentext of Deano and his lads hopping in a Taxi driven by Mohammad? They listen to Tom Zanetti, do coke, party, bar hop, etc. great greentext that I haven't been able to find in a while

>> No.53417944
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Say nigger, jack

>> No.53417960

I was promised this year though

>> No.53417963
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Give it to me straight lumsisters.....
Will SOXL ever reach the heights it once did??

>> No.53417967

Microsoft EPS missed by 13% cap this and position accordingly.

>> No.53417969
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Just appeal and say you’re black. Jannies are raysis.

>> No.53417971

it might, but somebody needs to perform the ritual

>> No.53417977
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Roger that, I'm all in puts on MSFT now

>> No.53417983

How about you fuck off

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>> No.53417995
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smg algo bought
2 of 3 bullish signals
$400 dollar SOXL in 2030

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>> No.53418000

whats david been up to lately anyway. he still sucking off trannies? what a card!

>> No.53418019
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Jannies HATE him!

>> No.53418029

Heard he ran away to Nigeria, but it's only a rumor

>> No.53418038
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imagine shorting NVDA

>> No.53418047

Any NEGGers in the house tonight?

>> No.53418054
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So it's just going to crab today?

>> No.53418055

They really should give white children to black foster care homes.

>> No.53418062

whats the difference

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>> No.53418070
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Thank you friends, tasted great.

>> No.53418071
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>Euphoric "fed rate pivot" narrative about to get crushed just like "inflation is transitory" narratives last year.

You already know what comes next.

>> No.53418073

I did. NVDA is way overvalued

>> No.53418077

The eyes. Autistic face blindness is a real thing, huh?

>> No.53418083

Just went short thanks for the reminder.

>> No.53418092

They’re working OT keeping this shit alive kek, bearish

>> No.53418104
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so the eyes stay on screen?

>> No.53418105

Holy shit it dumped as soon as you posted this. Do it for QQQ as well

>> No.53418108
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it's happening though

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>> No.53418119
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I wish everyone ITT a happy birthday, whether it's late or early.

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Wall of worry

>> No.53418138

Today is my birthday. My social is 154-94-3885. My mothers maiden name is digiacamo, first pet was named junior, city I met my wife in was Lancaster

>> No.53418139

Oh shit, they found classified documents at the Pence residence. This is going to lead to a 50% decline in US Equities.

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thanks anon
happy birthday to you too

>> No.53418170 [DELETED] 

if anyone needs birthday ideas for me, i'd like a gift cert to Thun's Buns and Jams

>> No.53418184

Do you have any home equity? Just asking.

>> No.53418189
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will SOXL ever be below $13 again

>> No.53418194

any deathly allergies?
wouldn't want to cause you harm by mistake! ;)

>> No.53418198

Valide exception, on /b/ boards

>> No.53418207
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You had like 6 months to buy the dip.

>> No.53418209

About $12,000 between if you go by my mortgage amount. About $70,000 is you go by this years property taxes

>> No.53418218
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>new season
>market pumps
Another anime girl better for my stocks than that disgusting L*m.

>> No.53418227

Man if the market was fucken green SKYT would have been at $11 today.

>> No.53418230 [DELETED] 

how do we solve the nig problem?

>> No.53418240

Happy Birthdays bros.

>> No.53418246 [DELETED] 
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Jannies LOVE niggers lmao

>> No.53418247 [DELETED] 

Treat them with respect at a young age. Grow the next generation into darker skinned white people. Give them a spot at the table. It really is that easy.

>> No.53418256
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Is Nagatoro associated with a particular stock or ETF?

>> No.53418266

AT&T bros WTFWT???

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>> No.53418279 [DELETED] 

>Give them a spot at the table. It really is that easy.
Who are you, and why are you being sensible?
>MSFT bear

>> No.53418280

>more hikes is pivot
oh ok
>b-but the hikes are smal
not a pivot

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you absolute fool

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>> No.53418287

just made you my emergency contact, thanks, you're all i have

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SKYT Bro's, $10.05!!!

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>> No.53418299

I too want an AI that removes my eyelashes

>> No.53418309

"Technical issues"

>> No.53418315

Sounds like they participate in trade and create jobs.

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Someone early bake. I have a persona I want to test out in the next thread and I’m growing impatient. Also jannies confirmed racist

>> No.53418345

Won't stay there. Volume seems like a dying PnD

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>> No.53418363

Coinbase is dropping my basterds.

>> No.53418364
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so any MSFT earnings bets today? long/short?
they are expensive at 26 pe while the jeet CEO already said it's a shit show going forward at the other hand if their cloud business is somehow growing they will pump
inb4 muh chatgpt

>> No.53418365

just discovered my wife left the heat on on her side of the bed this morning. only a few pennies probably, but it all adds up. how should i get it back?

>> No.53418367

Thanking god for this NVDA dump.

>> No.53418372 [DELETED] 

You would have to basically raise them as infants away from any black culture for this to work. And even if you are successful, most simply slip back into their true selves in time. Not a good investment at all.

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10 year yield swinging like a shitcoin

>> No.53418379

skip a meal today, should save you a few dollars to make up for the heat cost

>> No.53418381

So what happened with T this morning? Is the NYSE trying to compete with shitcoin exchanges now?

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Jannies fuming

>> No.53418386
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>2y auction

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Is this bullish?

>> No.53418405

the food is already in my house and decaying faster than a 3x leveraged tech ETF, so it's a sunk cost
i was thinking more how could she pay me back, if you catch my drift

>> No.53418407

I wanted to load up on 2Y treasuries when they got close to 5% but now I'm priced out, I'm pissed

>> No.53418408 [DELETED] 

Tripfags invariably become awful, don't fall in to a dark place just to make a joke.

>> No.53418411

its weird, very likely an further crab indicator. expected 3.9 for bullish scenario

>> No.53418419

>"c-check the volume its a..its a PnD!!?!?!"
Sure bud. See you at $20.

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>> No.53418433

why would you load up on 2y under 5%? You would lose money

>> No.53418434

>Oil getting brutally fucked by giga red candles
Checks out

>> No.53418443

>You would lose money
In fact I would be making close to 5% each year on my money risk free

>> No.53418445

>so any MSFT earnings bets today? long/short?
id say its up in the air, consensus is positive even with EPS miss depending on guidance, what was apparently being priced in before today at least.
im not so sure

>> No.53418447

Pick up a second job

>> No.53418451

Well, minus inflation over the next two years of course.

>> No.53418462

Gotcha, it looks like mumu is losing momentum

>> No.53418465

can someone post the FOMC, BANE OF ALL LONG-ERs picture

>> No.53418468

It would be a 5% return per year heading into a shrinking economy.

>> No.53418471

Stfu retard inflation doesn't work like that imbecile

>> No.53418473

republicans introduced a bill yesterday to raise gas prices on the american people right before we hit recession

>> No.53418479

its not higher neither. It fell, but not by much. Crap

>> No.53418492

Inflation already happened. The 5% yield now is recouping that past inflation. If you buy treasuries today it's pure profit.

>> No.53418494

Economies can shrink while the currency inflates. Burgers found this out in the 1970s.

You get 5% more 2025 dollars, but 2025 dollars are worth 10% less than 2023 dollars - do you come out ahead?

>> No.53418514
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Someone check the time. How much longer until Carvana goes bankrupt?

>> No.53418516

News to me. Got a link?

>> No.53418515

>Economies can shrink while the currency inflates
Fortunately the Fed is committed to stopping inflation at all costs so I don't have to worry about that
>do you come out ahead?
I come out ahead because we're heading into a deflationary environment. Thank you

>> No.53418521

you might make a small gain for one year or go even, while Tina is in effect again and even objective scams would make you more money. Opportunity costs of 2y under 5%, not worth it

>> No.53418530

>If you buy treasuries today it's pure profit.
inb4 America defaults and you lose everything
lmao it's like you guys don't really understand what's about to happen.

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>Fortunately the Fed is committed to stopping inflation at all costs so I don't have to worry about that
good meme anon..

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Gasoline rippin

>> No.53418533

Boring crab day. At least ARKK went down a little notch.

>> No.53418534

>Fortunately the Fed is committed to stopping inflation at all costs so I don't have to worry about that
Not at all costs. Otherwise they would've hiked 200 bepis points for a couple meetings rather than dilly dallying with hiking a fraction of a percent. Powell talks like Volcker and acts like Burns.

>> No.53418540

>Inflation already happened
And here I thought this inflation thing is an ongoing situation.

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>> No.53418546

The fed will let the streets run red with blood before they let deflation happen

>> No.53418547

>you might make a small gain for one year or go even
Actually I'd make a 5% gain per year, it's pretty clear.
>even objective scams would make you more money
The Fed's current plan is hold rates higher for longer. Treasury notes > zombie corps

>> No.53418549

>50% gasoline, 50% eggs
r8 my port

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>> No.53418555

Natural braphogs...

>> No.53418563


>> No.53418575

Polar vortex soon, brother.

jk miss me with that weather and Freeport gambling

>> No.53418579

He fixes the cable?

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Should have bought car gas instead of fat girl gas

>> No.53418597

>dilly dallying
The Fed has already gone above and beyond Volcker. The economy is different today compared to then. The Fed has also repeatedly said that they do not want to repeat the mistake of the past and pivot too early. They will overtighten to avoid undertightening.
>acts like Burns
I'll be honest, this is a delusional fantasy that the market has created. The market so desperately needs a pivot that its created an imaginary one to comfort itself. In reality Powell is hawkish. He will hike rates until the job is done.

>> No.53418599

Should I throw this other food away?

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>The Fed has already gone above and beyond Volcker
Okay where's the recession and EZ 15%yoy returns on 30 year bonds

>> No.53418622

The Fed let inflation run hot to give themselves a reason to hike rates to 5%. They will now allow deflation and then drop rates to start stimulating again.

>> No.53418630

The federal government is fucking bankrupt, and you think Jay is going to keep raising interest rates? C'mon man.

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>> No.53418635
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Linebros, we remain undefeated...

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Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

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>> No.53418643

Carvana overprices the shit out of their inventory. Who the hell is buying from them?

>> No.53418648

no I love my fe(male) borker!

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>> No.53418657

Some inflation is steady, but the current trends are more like a bullwhip or a sine wave. We had a huge wave, and now its oscillating flat or even negative. Soon enough, it'll return with a vengeance.
Treasuries are a good hold in the meantime.

>> No.53418660

How do chickens get preggnant? Do I have to get a rooster or can I do the job myself? Asking for a friend.

>> No.53418672

back to your containment thread GME baggie

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>> No.53418694

Nothing wrong with my statement and it has little to do with meme stocks.

>> No.53418706

the only retards using a 1970s brokerage system (direct registering) are gamestop baggie retards such as yourself
please find the nearest rope!

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>> No.53418722 [DELETED] 

>asian american communities across the US on EDGE
>suspect is asian
>nothing to see here, move along
why are they like this?

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Daaaaamn petrobras 50% divi looks tasty as hell mmmmmm.

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>AAPL well on its way to 150 just like I said last week

>> No.53418746

it won't remain 50%

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>this TA stuff is great
>6000 SP500 by May23
lmao even

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>> No.53418765

I should buy some calls.

>> No.53418769

they lay eggs without mating

>> No.53418771

Buying SWBI for the gavin newsom suicide pact

>> No.53418791

Yeah, okay. It'll dump before ever going over $12, faggot.
Why tf would they do that?
No, that's wasteful.

>> No.53418822

>posting lines that also remain undefeated
Linebros we can't stop winning...

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>> No.53418877

>SPY +0.04%
It's over bobros

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>> No.53418889

pretty great timing there chief

>> No.53418910 [DELETED] 

Wait ((they)) deleted the post about asians being on edge? It's true, my gf wasn't very political, but she's been very vocal lately about how fed up she is with black people and lots of other stuff.

>> No.53418912
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is TA really this easy
why have I never done this before
i'm literally right 1000% of the time with this
new ATH SP500 Apr23

>> No.53418917

>Jews with their algos manipulate the market at open
>Causes a plethora of SSRs and halts
>Wipes out longs and shorts
>"Tehee just a NYSE issue, all fixed now :3"
Why is this allowed?

>> No.53418924
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phase 3 hyperwave

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Whoever keeps selling shitcoin everytime it tries to break 23k

>> No.53418937

i've been getting warnings right and center all day
fuck these jannies

>> No.53418938
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You can do it yourself but the chickens have to co sent. Better to invest in dividend paying stocks to offset the price of eggs. Now you could theoretically pick up some extra money streaming the process to an only fans account. Consult your female broker about this this though. Any SKYT kangs out there? How are we doing?

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Seems like you should join their party (which they'll never invite you to).

>> No.53418941

Delete this.

>> No.53418943

-75 IQ scale selection though
2/10 would not TA with you

>> No.53418947

((they)) keep removing posts discussing the asian's disdain for the status quo.

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How did you know

>> No.53418961

Reported to the ADL.

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>> No.53418965

TA? More like tea leaves

>> No.53418971

Excuse me, it's Boafricanamerican

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please sell

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>> No.53418986
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>Any SKYT kangs out there? How are we doing?
Seeing if this bad boy has the legs to be up 10% by end of session.

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>> No.53418998

I just got a warning. I guess I have to behave now. Invest in oil for the dividends and to own the libs.

>> No.53419010

whatever, just get long and then exit before 2030
jump into assets outside of stocks, crypto, fiat money and real estate
after the reset, buy the nwo crypto and scoop up whatever you can
everyone is about to get wiped out

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No. By May one of those two lines will have to be crossed.

>> No.53419146

bobros how can we recover from this..

>> No.53419164

Love you dividend friend. JEPI has done me good

>> No.53419275
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>capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date

>> No.53419571

>Nig finds a receipt to a $200 sweater it stole
>I bought this
>I’m the sweater now

>> No.53419610

Those are men

>> No.53419853
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Sorry but the unbreakable support is more powerful

>> No.53420007

>Those are men
nah they are communists

>> No.53420069
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>got an online broker account
>only did low risk investments with a few thousand bucks (not USA)
>added more money
>started buying stocks
>no idea what blue-chip investment, risk tollerance, bear or bull market, means
>went from 14k to 17k in less than two weeks

>> No.53420142

I might be getting too little of that. Will look into the matter. Ty.
(on mobile now)