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[Anonymous No.53415997]

Here's a glance into the first hour of being awake as a 31 year old, Texan, white collar wagie working in a blockchain infrastructure company

>wake up 7:43 AM
>wife and baby have been up for 2 hours
>gallantly hold the baby while I make my coffee
>log into a team standup (camera off)
>go first to show initiative and poise
>standup over, time to finish my morning...
>have some homemade muffins my wife made
>Play with daughter
>log onto the PC, check Telegram, Slack, Discord, and 3 email accounts
>I'm meeting in person for work tomorrow
>it's in downtown Austin
>we're merging into a larger company and my new boss is a 37 year old femoid from Singapore
>she's inviting me and another wagecuck to TEXAS BARBEQUE dinner after work
>it's a good spot
>my texas culture is now commoditized for white collar roasties whom i delegate me as a resource
>8:32 AM
>glance at the documents I've been sent
>it's a lot !
>i have a big boy project
>due next week
>boot up steam
>time for some dwarf fortress
>I'll get to it soon...

$220k total compensation. i work about 10 hours a week. I am an "exceptionally high performer"

America is fucking ruined

[Anonymous No.53416178]

>>53415997
Nice larp homo
Fix your hairline

[Anonymous No.53416369]

>>53415997
I smoke weed all day and play with my chickens fellow work from home chad

[Anonymous No.53417111]

>>53415997
Life is over after 25 you collagenless oldcel. Nobody gives a shit about your make work job faggot. I guarantee I mog your PSL 3 subhuman barking ass to handy and back

[Anonymous No.53417158]

>>53415997
you left out the part where 80% of your compensation is in poopoo peepee coin