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>> No.53415993
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53415993

Yare yare daze...

>> No.53415995
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53415995

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53415996
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53415996

Is this boollish?

>> No.53415998
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53415998

SKYT got its first defense contract.
Stay green stay winning

>> No.53416002

what indicators do you use

>> No.53416004
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53416004

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING

>> No.53416006

>he thought his shorts were going to """""print"""""
lol
lmao
lmfgao (laughing my fucking gay ass off)

>> No.53416008
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53416008

>market goes up 3%
>what a great day for the market
>market goes down 0.5%
>BAD MARKET DATA BAD MARKET DATA HALT HALT HALT

>> No.53416009

thats a big shakeout

>> No.53416010

>>53416004
what are you shuffling though?

>> No.53416013

>be Fall 2022
>a bunch of bad news for tech companies comes out
>people flee the NASDAQ for the DOW
>be 2023
>tech companies start mass layoffs
>people go back from the DOW to the NASDAQ
>repeat ad infinitum

People are hell bent on staying out of bonds and will just keep crabbing the market at this rate

>> No.53416014
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53416014

UH OH
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

>> No.53416015
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>>53416002
the price

>> No.53416017
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53416017

The market owes me money

>> No.53416018
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53416018

What the actual is going on?!

>> No.53416020

>>53416002
the lenght ((them)) nose

>> No.53416023

McDonalds being down 30% in 1 second is the market pricing in no McRib

>> No.53416024

SPY will never be below 400 ever again, bobos are fags.

>> No.53416026
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>>53415998
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/vorago-technologies-move-manufacturing-stateside-120000545.html
>Recently, the U.S. has made the strengthening of domestic semiconductor manufacturing capabilities a major priority. As the semiconductor industry experiences silicon shortages, SkyWater’s fab and VORAGO’s technology are positioned to domestically source these important components for use in commercial as well as aerospace and defense applications.

>> No.53416032

>>53416017
man these goblins look like the exact same.

>> No.53416033
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53416033

>> No.53416034
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53416034

guess i'll just buy some calls and go about my day. i'll check back in around lunch time

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>> No.53416038

>>53416017
Women owe me sox(xl shares)

>> No.53416039
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>>53416017
The way that girls just stare into a fucking camera and pose like that is viscerally unattractive to me. Where the fuck do they even learn that behavior? It's always the exact same poses and facial expressions

>> No.53416042

we just saw (((their))) moves. short everything that halted down. long everything that halted up

>> No.53416043

>>53416035
We are absolutely in a tech bubble so this isn't entirely bonkers theory.

>> No.53416045
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53416045

>DXY

>> No.53416046

Okay whose the retard that had their fund liquidated? They let Bill Hwang run another one?

>> No.53416049
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53416049

The (((Devs))) released a new HotFix to Stock Market Game. Hopefully this one will fix de bugs

>> No.53416052
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>>53416035
that dude is not doing a very good job transitioning

>> No.53416054

Is the market trading directly from Jerusalem now?

>> No.53416058

>>53416034
What could possibly go wrong

>> No.53416061

>>53416049
>2023.01.24 patch notes:
>-Fixed goyim being able to make money

>> No.53416064
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>>53416026
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.53416066

>>53416061
its about time

>> No.53416067
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>>53416054
always has been

>> No.53416068

>>53416052
>twitter screenshot
>"anon"
i hate those fucks so much

>> No.53416075

>>53416035
Half a year of crab now? Thanks, Cassy.

>> No.53416079
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>>53416054

>> No.53416080

>>53416067
this pic needs the "they hated him because he spoke the truth" caption

>> No.53416084

>>53416061
>2023.01.24 patch notes:
>Guana (They/Its) fees now go to underrepresented youth

>> No.53416086

Fuck PDT restrictions, I wanna buy 0dte puts

>> No.53416089

>>53416067
>>53416080
is kanye officially cancelled or is he too big ?

>> No.53416091

>>53416017
The left one is pretty but a hoe

>> No.53416092
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>>53416054
>now

>> No.53416095
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53416095

and just like that, they shook me out

>> No.53416096

lmao!!!
possibly the most brutal bull trap of the last 3 months, one of the most ridiculous openings in a long time

>> No.53416101

>>53416075
anon.. we're on the right side of the circle...

>> No.53416103

DXY?

>> No.53416105

No one here noticed that nike petrobras, visa and macdonalds flash crashed 10% at the open and some had trading halts along with most energy stocks and then everything came back up 10% with no news and continued trading????????????????????????
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.53416106

Aren’t stocks ponzi ? What values do the provide, besides being sold for higher than bought ?

>> No.53416107
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53416107

recession leading to

>> No.53416111

>>53416042
list em

>> No.53416112

BUDDY LOOK AT DIXIE COMPUTER

>> No.53416113

>dollar rising
>stocks won’t drop

>> No.53416115

>>53416105
I literally posted about pbr above

>> No.53416116

>>53416106
yeah they are, go back to the crypto pits where there is real value

>> No.53416118
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>>53416105

>> No.53416122

>>53416105
I noticed, Palantir too and a bunch of others
don't know what it means tho

>> No.53416123

>>53415987
MY COINBASE SHARES ARE DROPPING

>> No.53416126
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>>53416105

>> No.53416127
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53416127

>dollar (slowly) rising
>10 year stable
yeah, its a green day

>> No.53416129

>>53416106
this whole system is a series of overlapping legitimized ponzi schemes. truly a crazy world we've built but I guess if the masses can get their netflix and mac, the creeps can goon, and the grifters eat, we'll keep it going.

>> No.53416133

>>53416105
PBR is a state company

>> No.53416132

>>53416115
Funny thing with PBR is that PBR-A shares were still open trading, up 1% at the same time.

>> No.53416134

Wow, it's like everybody decided to hit the sell button at the same time.

>> No.53416135
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Live view from the markets

>> No.53416136

>>53416105
No we noticed. Just very few of us had stops so we didn't all get graped.

>> No.53416139

What - and I can’t stress this enough - THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53416141

>>53416136
>stopwins
not even once

>> No.53416142

>>53416123
Yes you bought a stock that has its bases made out of coins what did you expect that is poor engineering and planning

>> No.53416145
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53416145

STOP NOTICING
IT WAS JUST SOME BAD MARKET DATA
also red day, just a coincidence
haha

>> No.53416146

>>53416136
Its all back trading and up. Spooky shit? Russian state cyber attack?

>> No.53416149
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53416149

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

Reminder that bad news is bad news again because the Fed will not pivot. The Fed doesn't even care about the data anymore. They want 5% FFR and they will get it

>> No.53416153

>>53416105
a new advanced trading A.I. recently went live. its like stop hunting except for the entire market. everyday we'll have micro black swans, enjoy

>> No.53416154

LOL

>> No.53416155

>>53416136
I didn't notice. I have these put options, and if everything went down 10% like that guy said, I would be like up 60 or 70 grand, but I'm not up that much, so I'm going to just call it, "FAKE & GAY!"

>> No.53416157

>>53416139
Lots of anti semitism in this post quite problematic

>> No.53416158
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I'm feeling comfy

>> No.53416161

Something is attacking energy stocks and gas and opals prices. Its Russia. The others are just getting caught in the mess via swaps and hedges.

>> No.53416163
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53416163

0.1% and rising
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
8 days to go

>> No.53416164

>>53416145
she looks like she let the homeless take a shit in her pussy

>> No.53416165

I sold some of my mutual funds after close yesterday which is why there is such a violent dump, sorry about that.

>> No.53416166

>>53416161
Who the fuck trades opals outside of Russia?

>> No.53416168

>>53416039
its like a mirror but it records you. these creatures have been doing it forever

https://youtu.be/3y4uoxqz2Ts?t=288

and one more just for proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y4uoxqz2Ts&ab_channel=XavierHUBERT-BRIERRE

>> No.53416169

>>53416146
bad data feeds, now fixed. it was discussed in the last thread 30 minutes ago.

>> No.53416173

>>53416142
I buyed 350 @ 52 and panic sold at 54.

>> No.53416175

Stocks resume trading after New York Stock Exchange tech issue

>> No.53416176
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53416176

>market open drive bounces off VWAP std's
>clowns trading with robin hood wiggly line: 'IT'S #DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS ARGGGHGHGHHH'
It's not going to happen for you.

>> No.53416177

>>53416166
typo,oil
anyhow opals are an australian thing they were a big investment thing in the 80s via japan though anyhow I meant oil

>> No.53416181

>DXY

>> No.53416184

cyber polygon 6969 planned for 2023 i assume. like last year, stir the shit nice and early because people don't like when shit spills over into the next period.

>> No.53416185

>>53416169
>bad data feeds, now fixed. it was discussed in the last thread 30 minutes ago.
Thank you. Any info on what caused it?

>> No.53416186

>>53416164
A grown man made this post.

>> No.53416188

>>53416177
are you saying we need to get bullish on opals or???

>> No.53416189

Hey guys it’s my birthday today :3

>> No.53416194

>>53416189
I genuinely pray for the downfall of all weebs you guys are fucking pathetic

>> No.53416196

>Lumber

>> No.53416195

Yup I'm not trading until after FOMC, FUCK THAT

>> No.53416198

>>53416189
I dont care

>> No.53416199

>>53416189
Happy birthday, anon.

>> No.53416200

>>53416189
Happy Birthday

>> No.53416201
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>>53416189
happy birthday

>> No.53416207

>>53416196
Recession cancelled.

>> No.53416209
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>>53416189
Happy birthday anon

>> No.53416212
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>>53416195
Kek you got hooked too?

>> No.53416215
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>>53416189
happy birthday fren

>> No.53416216

>>53416188
>are you saying we need to get bullish on opals or???
no since you asked I don't recommend any gemstones but opals in particular will dry and cray if not stored in teh right conditions they were a side bubble off the Japanese 80s one.

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>>53416189
happy birthday

>> No.53416221
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>>53416189

>> No.53416226
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>>53416212
Nah I've been meaning to time the dips and peaks. I'm calling them right so far today but I'm too scared to get in on any of my shit

>> No.53416227

>>53416189
Happy Birthday to you anon

>> No.53416230
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>>53416189
Happy birthday :3

>> No.53416233

>>53416186
I would be very concerned if a child posted on a stock market board.

>> No.53416234

i genuinely hate people who say its their birthday and expect others to do something about it like i dont even know you, fuck off. its the most disingenuous shit you can ever do. one of the most pathetic and pandering shit drives me up a wall.

>> No.53416235

WTFWT

>> No.53416238

L O L

>> No.53416239

>>53416189
Happy "Getting closer to death"

>> No.53416242

>>53416234
Unhappy non-birthday to you Anon.

>> No.53416243

>>53416189
Happy birthday faggot.

>> No.53416244

>>53416185
speculation that the system that determines the opening price broke temporarily, but no formal statement from the NYSE. nasdaq not impacted

>> No.53416245

>>53416234
happy birthday anon

>> No.53416247

>>53416234
Calm down bud nobody make you respond

>> No.53416248

>>53416234
Have sex incel

>> No.53416254

what the FUCK is going on with these candles

>> No.53416255

>>53416247
and yet you have people who go

>its my birthday

and expect YOU to do something about it

>> No.53416256
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>>53416234
happy birthday to you too
sorry i missed it

>> No.53416262

>>53416244
>speculation that the system that determines the opening price broke temporarily, but no formal statement from the NYSE. nasdaq not impacted
hummmmmmm

>> No.53416267

>>53416234
That's horrible, you sound like a bitter person and should probably check yourself before you wreck yourself mate.

>> No.53416278

>>53416254
Completely normal price action goyim

>> No.53416277
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>>53416189
Happy birthday anon

>> No.53416279
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>>53416189
Happy birthday fren.

>> No.53416282

It's one of the most npc of behaviors, you all are fucking faggots.

>> No.53416288

We are reaching levels of Jewishness previously not thought possible

>> No.53416290

>>53416282
You need to be 18 to post here.

>> No.53416292
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53416292

anybody else in helbiz?

how high can it go?

>> No.53416293
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>>53416254
4000 shit and piss points is a price point of much contention

>> No.53416296
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>>53416282
just enjoy the slow downward crab
also happy birthday

>> No.53416299

Is this an inverse cup the balls pattern forming on the SPY? I have a feeling we're going down.

>> No.53416302
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>>53416262
>>53416244

>> No.53416301

>>53416290
I'm 33, what does age have to do with despising the most vapid and mechanical behaviors of randomly saying "it's my birthday" to strangers and expect them to do shit for you?

>> No.53416307

>>53416239
That's every day retard

>> No.53416308
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53416308

I would like to wish EVERYONE itt a VERY happy birthday except for this guy >>53416282, he can frick right off!

>> No.53416311

>>53416153
Based.

>> No.53416316

>>53416234
I agree with you, but it's not worth arguing. Some things are better left unsaid.

>> No.53416317

illiquidity halts are insanely bullish

>> No.53416318

>>53416302
it was very nice of that red volume to reach up and knock the line back into position

>> No.53416324
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>>53416308
oh thanks anon
happy birthday to you too
lets try to make some money today

>> No.53416327

>>53416288
Hey buddy, we don't tolerate antisemitism in this general. The Chosen Peoples are our friends and help us make money. Please keep that in mind before posting next time.

>> No.53416328
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53416328

IT'S MY CAKE DAY REDDIT!!!

>> No.53416346

>>53416086
Options transactions settle overnight, so you can trade them in a cash account with the only restriction being you can't trade more than 100% of your cash in a day (which you won't want to, anyway, if you're playing 0dtes).

>> No.53416349

>>53416302
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-24/nyse-sees-unusual-number-of-trading-halts-at-open-of-trading-ldacqfyp#xj4y7vzkg
NYSE Gets Wave of Sell Orders, Unleashing Stock-Market Chaos
A wave of sell orders targeting financial services stocks swept across American equity exchanges at the open of trading Tuesday, sending companies including Wells Fargo & Co. and Morgan Stanley to brief but sharp plunges from which they mostly quickly recovered.
fucking russians....

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>>53416189
Happy birthday fren.

>> No.53416358

Today isn't her birthday, but could you guys wish her a happy birthday?

>> No.53416368

>>53416318
lines and bars #metoo

>> No.53416378
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53416378

>sold options
>nothing to do until they expire or get assigned
What do you faggots do to pass the time?

>> No.53416379

>>53416349
MO did some shit too
my sell order didn't get triggered though so i figured it was bogus

>> No.53416380

>>53416346
I know, but I like the flexibility of instant accounts. I'm probably going to switch back to a cash account next week, I'm getting around 2 marks back by tomorrow so I'm just mad I can't do anything today.

>> No.53416391

A lot of sliding going on in this thread

>> No.53416392
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53416392

>>53416349
Insanely bullish

>> No.53416399

>>53416378
set a buy to close limit order to take profit, if it triggers you can sell more on the next green day

>> No.53416414

>>53416379
>>53416349
A wave of sell orders targeting financial services stocks swept across American equity exchanges at the open of trading Tuesday, sending companies including Wells Fargo & Co. and Morgan Stanley to brief but sharp plunges from which they mostly quickly recovered.

After closing Monday at $45.03, Wells Fargo fell as low as $38.10 before bouncing back, while Morgan Stanley plunged to $84.93 after ending at $97.13 on Monday.

Exchange officials didn’t immediately respond to phone calls and emails. The price action bears hallmarks of past episodes in which mistaken trades led to sudden price distortions.

>> No.53416417

>>53416002
Geomancy, Kabbalah and astrology (sumerian)

>> No.53416422

>>53416378
That's the deal. Sellers make more money, but buyers have more fun.

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53416423

>>53416378
Look for more tickers

>> No.53416424

>>53416349
Is there any evidence that this was in fact Russians and not the Jews because this exactly what the Jews do right before there's a big crasher.

>> No.53416429

What if some retard bought some shares of ARKK down here, that would be just crazy and dumb right anon, r-right?

>> No.53416437

> The New York Stock Exchange halted trading in dozens of stocks following market open this morning after an apparent glitch in its system.
>Morgan Stanley, AMC Entertainment, McDonalds and Unilever were among the major firms to have had their shares frozen by the exchange, according to its website.
>A number of other stocks were frozen after abnormally large swings in their share price after market open this morning in New York, CNBC reported. The outlet reported that the issue appeared to be a technical issues in the system

Things are getting kind of glitchy

>> No.53416445
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>>53416414
why do you space your posts like that

>> No.53416456

>>53416414
You think those bottom prices mean anything like where the actual real buyers are for these stocks or is that crazy?

>> No.53416464

>>53416437
So it appears that some newfag diversity hire just fat fingered a bunch of shit in pre-market and is going to lose her job that she was unqualified for.

>> No.53416469

>>53416445
It's copypasted from an article genius, it's called paragraphs.

>> No.53416480

>>53416429
QQQ or even SOX are better ETFs for nasdaq. ARKK might be a runner but cathie is just as good as baggie when it comes to picking winning small-cap post-IPO tech stocks.

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>>53416378
For me, it's drinking while watching my account slowly go up.

>> No.53416483

>>53416437
>the most monitored and tested system on the fucking planet
>yeah bros glitches made them crash n stuff
How stupid do they think we are?

>> No.53416486

>>53416464
>>53416437
stop samefagging trip fag

>> No.53416488

>>53416424
COOL IT DOWN

>> No.53416491

>>53416464
How do you fat finger the price of McDonald’s?

>> No.53416494

>>53416469
Those aren't paragraphs, those are called sentences. I know English is tough for you ESL fags, but you can always improve.

>> No.53416498

>>53416378
>What do you faggots do to pass the time?
Check the ticker a few times a day.
Whine if it dumps so hard that the puts you sold move against you and you're at risk of actually losing money.
Whine if it pumps so hard you would've been better off buying calls.

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>NVDA

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>>53416437
They are rehearsing for a Bail-in.

If you dont know what that is - you will be scared. They cannot print more money for bail outs anymore... this is their option. When it happens there will be bank runs. Then, to fix the issue they made:

FED COIN

>> No.53416518
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Did a little research in the lab and decided I needed to diversify my rock solid portfolio of Blackrock, Kraft Heinz and AMEX. I've thrown a bank and the metaverse into the mix. We are going to the moon my fellow scholars. There is no stopping the gigaport. It grows by the day

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>ARKK
Should have innovated more

>> No.53416523

>>53416486
Take your meds

>> No.53416538

>>53416518
META is actually a very good position to take, long term.
I've been telling these guys that META devices will be stuck to their skulls, for months.
Good to see Gigaport on my side

>> No.53416539

>>53416491
You should work in management for who ever hired the moron that did it.

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SKYT mooning. It’s not too late.

>> No.53416551

>>53416538
Too bad I only have £3 on it currently. Im poor at the moment. But time will remedy this

>> No.53416552

>>53416539
You’re borderline retarded. Thank you for using a trip so I can filter your posts permanently

>> No.53416554

>>53416494
>those are called sentences
it's neither retard

>> No.53416558
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53416558

/LEAN HOG BROS
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT!!!!!

>> No.53416577

What if the price spike in the morning is where the banks agreed to push those individual stocks? I'm going to have to all in MO, it was at $55 this morning.

>> No.53416593

>>53416552
Go for it.

>> No.53416607

>>53416523
cut the samfagging shitposter

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Honestly just gonna throw my entire 50k net worth into 2025 BABA leaps and not check for the next 2 years. Thoughts?

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Red crab day confirmed it seems

>> No.53416618

>>53416577
stocks sucks because they are easily manipulated, especially midcaps and low caps and all the crap with low volume

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I love clown world

>> No.53416629

TRKA is gunna be a multibagger.

>> No.53416631

>>53416607
are you having a “glitch” too?

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>>53416558
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53416635

>>53416577
most big caps are just flat nobody will buy big before MSFT earnings today

>> No.53416648

>>53416626
I think it's ironic that while Democrats accused Trump of selling America out to foreigners, Biden was actually selling out America to foreigners.

>> No.53416649

>>53416538
At this price that might be true if Zuckerberg should succeed with his visions in a few years.

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>>53416550
Up up and away!

>> No.53416665

>>53416558
where can you get this graph/pic?

>> No.53416673

>>53416538
meta is dead
it has no AI, it has a sink hole with metaverse and it is losing users

MS is looking good with openAI

Amazon is looking with all the cloud

Google is the on the back foot due to having zero AI

Meta is pure garbage

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>>53416665
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

>> No.53416690

Still feeling comfy bear cucks?

>> No.53416710

>>53416690
yeah they've scheduled #TheBigOne for tonight when Microsoft basically comes out and says, "We got nothing, everything is fucked."

>> No.53416719

>>53416676
thx

>> No.53416724

>>53416690
no need to taunt the bears fren, they're already suffering in their actual lives

>> No.53416732

>>53416710
I knew there was something wrong with you faggot, using hashtags unironically

>> No.53416733

>>53416116
>>53416129
Thanks for the bluntness, I appreciate it

>> No.53416736

>>53416690
yes. I have never been as bearish as I was yesterday. yesterday we had peak euphoria, greed, delusion, FOMO. today we get more data showing that europe is going into recession, which market has been pricing in as not happening due to the gas crisis averted.

>> No.53416740

>>53416609
good looking milf there.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53416749

>>53416736
You are delusional if you think this is euphoria.

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Bayhorse is doing another offering kek

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>>53416746

>> No.53416771

>>53416732
You always put the hashtag in front of #TheBigOne, it's #TheBigOne.

>> No.53416772

>>53416736
I still can't believe that European stocks pumped to ATHs because December was a warm month. Peak delusional euphoria.

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>>53416736
>due to the gas crisis averted.
due to the gas crisis postponed.

FTFY yw.

>> No.53416806

>>53416772
I thinks it was only the bong market that got ATH, the rest of europe got pretty close though

>> No.53416814

>>53416772
>Peak delusional euphoria.
>based lagarde
>firin up le printers
>ecb pivot
>whatever it takes
>meanwhile higher interest rates
I wonder if it has ever been more apparent that there literally is no strategy in investing sans le printer go brrrr muh number go up.

>> No.53416820

>>53416772
This whole market is acting #Fake&Gay. We'll see the after #TheBigOne tonight if the #Bulls still got money to buy or if #TheBears get the final laugh. #Investing #/smg/ #MSFT

>> No.53416827

Is it retarded to hold SOXL long term?
Asking for a friend who’s been holding for half a year and finally managed to break even

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>>53416772
That's what happens when people grow up on 12 years of 0% interest rates.

We literally have to teach people to understand that is not practical or sound.

>> No.53416837

>>53416827
How much did he age during those 6 month?

>> No.53416845

>>53416827
you are literally a 30 iq monkey if you hold triple leveraged etfs for a week let alone months

>> No.53416846

>>53416827
I dunno, lemme ask you this, "Are all those tech lay-offs are bullish or bearish for semi-conductor manufacturers?"

>> No.53416850

Anyone else getting this weird feeling lately that this whole stock market thing is just going to go belly up soon?

The past two years have been an absolute shitshow and we have shit like 10% swing days on the fucking SPY regularly now. It feels like the whole thing is rocking back and forth on a ledge and is about to fall off at any given moment.

>> No.53416849

>>53416814
In this case it's even more ridiculous because the ECB is hawkish but the market has created an imaginary universe where the ECB has already pivoted

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>>53416845
Maybe he got HOOKED!

>> No.53416864

>>53416834
Somewhat this.
There are literally careers in finance who've never before 2022 have seen a monthly red candle.
And those people might have been in their mid 40s already or older.

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Are you new here, Mr. Analyst?

>> No.53416875

>>53416850
>Anyone else getting this weird feeling lately that this whole stock market thing is just going to go belly up soon?
Actually,
No.
This up move is far from over.

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>>53416626
fucking christ

>> No.53416885

>>53416849
>imaginary universe where the ECB has already pivoted
The only thing they have ever known, those investors.
There have been no skill or finesse involved in investing during the past 15+ years.

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>>53416626
kek

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.53416903

>>53416632
Was the movie any good, though?

>> No.53416906

>>53416901
bureaucrats tax the dividends

>> No.53416921

>>53416903
I dunno, I got thrown out of the theater when I went to go see it before the opening previews were over.

>> No.53416932

the car market is causing a second financial delinquency crisis..

>> No.53416936

What do you guys anticipate we will see in the earnings? reports?

>> No.53416940
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>Writing a thesis

>> No.53416954

>>53416648
I don't see the irony there. Please explain.

>> No.53416973

>>53416648
they literally have the word rat in their party name, it's to be expected

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>>53416827
the fund closing at the bottom is worst case scenario
also bad is volatility in general being harmful for leveraged ETFs
during bull markets they outperform obviously, it's correctly hedging and avoiding those two things that is the challenge
The anon's that are completely against them have a point, just not a great one

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>> No.53416988

>>53416906
dividends make sense if you can get them tax-free

better you get the money directly and choose to re-invest it back or something else than for the company to burn it in esg or diversity hires

>> No.53416991

I got a costco membership and when I went to pick up the card they took my picture which I had no idea they were going to do
I look like Larry Fessenden in it

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>>53416932
yup, then homes.

>> No.53417000

>>53416885
>There have been no skill or finesse involved in investing during the past 15+ years.
If you mean holding a diversified stock portfolio in a decade+ bull market I guess so, but so what, there’s never been any skill involved in that

>> No.53417001

>>53416978
>the fund closing at the bottom is worst case scenario
That's my base case. Happens every single time with ETFs.

>> No.53417009

>>53416954
I dunno, maybe its not ironic, maybe that's not the correct choice of word. I'm kinda retarded. Lets just move on. What's MSFT's guidance going to do to the markets moving forward?

>> No.53417013

>>53416772
their inflation is at 11%, the stocks need to correct

>> No.53417017

This market is so fucking stupid. It shouldn’t be up. It just shouldn’t be. Yet it is. Fucking stupid.

>> No.53417024

>>53416993
>everyone moved savings to CDs
First time in over a decade you can actually earn money holding cash at a bank. This chart is so retarded.

>> No.53417026

>>53417013
Correct, the stocks should be far higher given inflation is that high.

>> No.53417028

>>53417017
Haven't you heard, anon? Bad news is good news. Bad news makes the market hope for fiscal stimulus.

>> No.53417031

>>53416993
if you were to zoom out that chart would be a nothingburger

>> No.53417033

>>53417017
LMAO COPE dumbass
you will fomo back in when SPY crosses 420 next week

>> No.53417039

>>53417017
Michael Burry? That you?

>> No.53417043

>>53416932
I requested balance sheet information from my credit union to see if they made a bunch of shitty car loans. Didn't look too bad. Anyone with a credit union can request these papers via email through the NCUA if curious.

>> No.53417046

>>53417017
>NOOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET IS WRONG
Cope, bobonigger. SPY will never be below 400 ever again.

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>>53416052
I am making a lot of money today

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>>53417024
Is the credit to savings ratio at an all time record? Yes or No?
>Answer: Yes.
Now go look at last time this happened before the great depression.

>> No.53417061

>>53416845
stay poor dumbfuck

>> No.53417062

>>53417046
kek, look again fgt.

>> No.53417071

>>53417024
CDs don't count as savings?

>> No.53417072

>>53417017
>It shouldn’t be up. It just shouldn’t be.
Y tho?

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friendly reminder that bears know just enough to be dangerous to themselves. they should have ignored the news and just DCA'd in like normans

>> No.53417104

>>53417055
They still have their savings, it's been moved outside of their savings accounts and currently earning interest. CDs are paying out big for the first time in a while.

>BUT 100 YEARS AGO!
100 years ago I couldn't move my savings from an app on my phone while on the shitter.

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>> No.53417137

>>53417073
>infinite QE from 2020 pushed delinquency rates low
>but don't worry bro I'm sure QT + high interest rates + a slowing economy won't affect it

>> No.53417138

>>53417104
(((they))) may still have their savings, but average people actually drew from their savings to buy toilet paper during the scamdemic.

>> No.53417143

I’m DCAing into SQQQ.
>b-but that’s retarded!!!
Stay poor, nigger

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look at those faces.
i'm close to vomiting.

>> No.53417156

>>53417137
Yes.

>> No.53417160

>>53417143
That is retarded, DCA into TQQQ like me.

>> No.53417163
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53417163

What do you guys think of my portfolio so far?

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Should i keep shorting dxy?

>> No.53417180

>>53417163
>slopfolio

>> No.53417183

>>53417163
>cosam duykpp
what did he mean by this?

>> No.53417186

what do you do to SOXL again?

>> No.53417187

>>53417165
Yes, short it until it reaches 106 lmao

>> No.53417189

>>53417143
>DCA into fund that’s lost 99.9% of its value since inception
How does this work exactly?

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53417192

Think we can hit $10 today?

>> No.53417200

>>53417189
It’s called buying the bottom, so you wouldn’t get it

>> No.53417212

>>53417200
How long do you plan to DCA?

>> No.53417213

NONONO I PANIC SOLD MY COIN SHARES AND ITS GOING BACK UP

>> No.53417215
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>>53417073
>Now show both charts.

1) Your chart shows that the swing is coming back.
2)Put that with data points of record breaking CC interest rates & Pic- and you have a signal for high chance of people defaulting or not being able to pay/pay for more.

Why do you not show the hole picture? Is this what leads to this blind euphoria?

>> No.53417216

Will MSFT beat

>> No.53417220

>>53417163
Burgerpunk/10

>> No.53417223

>all that drama at open
>proceeds to do fucking nothing after
OY VEY

>> No.53417224

I gotta be honest, I think Intel fucking sucks

>> No.53417231

>>53417215
>swinging back up (barely) from a literal all time low
>personal savings rate numbers skewed by people moving their money into CDs
>you will remain poor because you cannot interpret data

>> No.53417233

>>53417216
When do they release?

>> No.53417235

>>53417216
no

>> No.53417240

>>53417212
Until retirement. Tech is a meme

>> No.53417242

>>53417216
The market doesn't care, it will pump regardless.

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>>53417233
after hours

>> No.53417248
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Bobos I want to see you all kneeling right now, show some respect

>> No.53417254

New
>>53417250

>>53417250

>>53417250

>> No.53417255

>>53417224
You watch your dirty whore mouth. Go suck off some dicks at your local gas station, faggot.

>> No.53417263

wtf is NFLX doing

>> No.53417265

>>53417240
Good luck with the investment

>> No.53417275

>>53417192
Damn right.
This is the last change people have to buy a share under $10.

>> No.53417280

>>53417183
What?

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>>53417231
Do you also interpret VAIRS reports for the CDC?

Your "interpretation" of the data is shallow and smells of opinion bias. Time will make fools of us all I suppose.

>> No.53417314

>>53417231
The personal savings rate most likely includes CDs from what I've seen. It's just a savings account with a defined timeframe. BEA's vague definition of personal savings rate:
>Income left over after people spend money and pay taxes is personal saving. The personal saving rate is the percentage of their disposable income that people save.

>> No.53417328

>>53417243
>ZIONS BANCORPORATION
Do americans really?

>> No.53417359

>>53417180
>>53417220
Look guys, my fellow man will consume, and I occasionally will consume their products, so I may as well profit from it.

>> No.53417395

>>53416378
Work on your vidya backlog, bud

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well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>> No.53417574

>>53417163
The goyest portfolio I've seen all month
You'll unironically outperform 95% of the retards here

>> No.53417608

>>53417163
Needs some Novo-Nordisk for synergy effect with all Pepsi, Coca and so on. (They produce diabetes treatment as well as obesity treatment since last year, I think). Although they have already boomed, can't tell if they can go higher. Certainly depends on the fatsos.

>> No.53418768

>>53416494
Cut and paste from bloomberg you retard.

>> No.53418799

>>53416445
HAAHAHAHAHAHA he reads skitzo garbage and tries to bond over people who hit return at the end of a line, not realising that that immediately vomits him up as a 2016 plebbit import. Fuck off and die and stuff your tinfoil hat skitzo bok up your arse on the way

>> No.53418824

>>53417163
Its recession proof.

>> No.53418840

That's google finished then. About fucking time. Good.