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YOU WILL WORK AS A WAGIE UNTIL YOU ARE 75

YOU WILL CONSUME NOTHING BUT CHEAP PROCESSED GOYSLOP MADE FROM SYNTHETIC MEAT, PLANTS, AND THE BUGS

YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD

YOU WILL GIVE MORE THAN HALF OF YOUR INCOME AS TAXES TO THE GOVERNMENT

YOU WILL NOT OWN A HOUSE AND WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO LIVE IN ONE PROVIDED BY BLACKROCK® SO LONG AS YOU MAINTAIN A GOOD ESG SCORE AND GOOD BOY POINTS

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
AND
YOU
WILL
BE
HAPPY

>> No.53406910

>>53406811
Based. Klaus really isn't all that bad. Hes a socialist at heart but he cares deeply about the globe

>> No.53407032
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53407032

What I wanted to take back from the WEF were things like liberty, civil rights, and opportunities!

By the way Klaus, I was the one who rugged your shitcoin.

>> No.53407099

Have you been getting the flowers i send Klaus?
Why don't you ever respond to my slightly sexual romantic poems?
And why didn't you turn up to my birthday party either? I told everyone my fiance would be there and you stood me up.

>> No.53407205

>the biggest threat to the stability and freedom of mankind is a white, straight, Christian male

Really makes you think....

>inb4 "JEWISH PUPPET" or some other weird cope that shifts blame from white males to minorities

>> No.53407304

>>53406811
>INCOME
You messed up. Reroll thread.

>> No.53407307

>>53406811
YOU VILL*

>> No.53407325

>>53407205
shalom

>> No.53407332

>>53406811
I'll live to see 75? Nice.

>> No.53408054

>>53406811
You will eat ze $SLOP and you will like it

>> No.53408147

>>53408054
I bought goyslop on bsc but no one arrived at my door with my goyburgers and I'm not sure I understood what I was buying

>> No.53408155

I'm 99% convinced this arrogant old farts going to get killed by an angry mob sometime in the future.

>> No.53408167

you will sacrifice yourself in the synthesis of a hegelian dialectic and you will be happy

>> No.53408192

>>53406811
AKA, you will live under capitalism.

>> No.53408404

What's incredible is how fine tuned the system is. You work until you can't work anymore, usually into your late 60s or early 70s. Why? Not because you have earned enough money to retire, but rather because you're within striking distance of dying and so therefore the meager buffer of wealth you have is just enough to last you until you die in 5-10 years. If people lived to be 150, the system would just rebalance with taxes, cost of living, fees, and so on, and you'd have people retiring at 135-140 years old. It's all calibrated deliberately and it didn't even require a ton of brilliance on the part of the people who rigged it.

So anyway, the real good news is that your best years are way past you by the time you hit retirement age, so even if you live a little while, you will deteriorate rapidly due to age related conditions and every year will be a coin toss of cancer or something similar popping up. That is when the real fun begins...end of life care! That exists just to make sure that if there is an afterlife, your soul is going there traumatized as you watch any of the savings you have left over go up in smoke only for you to die anyway. Then family gets to experience the joy of funeral expenses and the cycle repeats. Thank you for playing.

Make education, housing, taxes, childcare, insurance, licensing and interest costs (especially if you're trying to start your own business) and so on prohibitively expensive enough to bleed people dry and debt slave them, but not enough that they'll start taking their firearms and pointing them at the right people rather than the other slaves in the slave cage.

>> No.53408418

>>53408192
reddit moment
+1

>> No.53408490

>>53408404
Yeah people working is so stupid. Until you need to eat. Yeah someone has to do that job. And of course when you need a dentist. Someone has to bust they ass through school and internships and pay huge insurance rates to fix your teeth. And doctors, yea we need them. And construction workers. And plumbers electricians truck drivers teachers…

But you having to work for a living?! For as many years as you are a life and reap the benefits of other people’s labor? That’s unjust!

>> No.53408502

>>53408418
>reality moment
Fxt

>> No.53408546

>>53408502
Kys

>> No.53408570

>>53408192
Insurance is welfare.
Welfare is socialist.
A free market needs insurance.
A free market is capitalism.
Capitalism is socialist.

>> No.53408579

>>53408546
I'm on your side anon.

>> No.53408581

>>53407205
>white males to minorities
Nigger, Jews are white.

>> No.53408611

>>53408581
>jews are white
Let's tax them on that and retire them in the name of diversity.
Also israel is an imperial colony persecuting people of colour and oher minorities in that case.

>> No.53408639

>>53408404
Yeah, you could just live in Myanmar working at a ruby mine where a slab of dirt and gravel could crush you while you strip mine a hillside looking for corundum. Retiring for 10-20 years before you die totally sucks when the alternative is a fun time doing manual labor and dying on the job at 45.

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>>53408147
I think it's just a shitcoin, anon. You could probably buy some burgers if you held it for a while and sold later at a profitable moment.

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53408709

>>53408404
First World problems: the post.

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>>53408404
Lmao.

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>>53408404
>NNNNNNOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR A PLY WOOD PLASTER BOX!
Nah, homie. I'm all set G.

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>>53408748
>>53408735
LOL taxes, get real.
I trade in pemmican and hide.

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>>53408793
>>53408748
>>53408735

>> No.53409075

>>53406811
Sounds like Aushwitz

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53409793

>>53406811
no thanks

>> No.53410227

>>53408735
This picture really makes you think, the scariest thing is the most dangerous dudes are often left

>> No.53410246

hmmm
ahh
mm
no

>> No.53410285

>>53406910
kys

>> No.53410293

>OP
>Poor mcwagey

LMFAO

>> No.53410491

>>53408639
>the alternate to one extreme is another extreme so theres no point in fighting
dumb cunt niggerfaggots like you in huge number is why they could install this system in the first place

>> No.53411306

>>53410293
>plot twist
>op is klaus schwab

>> No.53411421

>>53407032
He truly did have the solidest snake

>> No.53411538

$SLOP is served lads
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x5BEE16E6EA4734b7E87855ee77F35B4d938aE80B

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53412358

>i vill NOT eat ze bugs
>i vill NOT live in a pod
>i vill NOT die alone
>i vill NOT work for free
>i VILL make it

>> No.53412633

>>53408581

Wrong. According to jews, when they're around whites, they're whites. But when they're around minorities, they're jewish.

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53412650

>>53406811
No my crypto will save me.

>> No.53412917

>>53407099