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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:20:50 2023 No.53405253 [Reply] [Original]

Manic Munday edition

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:21:46 2023 No.53405271 File: 170 KB, 1508x892, 1662298698648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] power hour

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:22:16 2023 No.53405278 I baked too late oops

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:22:50 2023 No.53405286 File: 84 KB, 1242x760, 1674497877391603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it fucking take to get some cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:22:57 2023 No.53405291 File: 58 KB, 255x257, Kinky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When your wife lets you do a backdoor Roth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:07 2023 No.53405296 File: 84 KB, 640x640, 1664994344635543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made lots of money today

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:11 2023 No.53405298 File: 135 KB, 250x203, Dab.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405253 Up 8 dollars on my GME puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:14 2023 No.53405300 File: 2.75 MB, 650x850, 1674499559671559.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >presents

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:45 2023 No.53405306 >>53405253 How many of you are zoomers, I'm a bit afraid I'm hanging out with 90% 20 year olds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:46 2023 No.53405308 >>53405296 did you realize the gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:24:19 2023 No.53405318 >>53405306 I'm 23 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:24:39 2023 No.53405329 I shorted at 4000... i got heemed so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:24:43 2023 No.53405330 >>53405306 I was born in 2004 so I'm a late millenial

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:25:13 2023 No.53405341 >>53405306 I am a millenial boomer, born in '87, the best year

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:25:18 2023 No.53405342 File: 313 KB, 620x420, 1673453566427604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405306 I'm 26

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:25:24 2023 No.53405343 I'm trans, not sure if that matters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:25:28 2023 No.53405346 >>53405253 Is it time to short the NASDAQ YET????? FUCK NIGGGGGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:25:57 2023 No.53405356 File: 239 KB, 651x544, gunpepe3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405343

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:03 2023 No.53405362 >>53405306 '89, but I'm probably just as retarded as a zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:12 2023 No.53405363 >>53405330 You are a zoomer by AT LEAST 10 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:12 2023 No.53405364 >>53405318 same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:18 2023 No.53405366 >>53405318 >>53405330 i thought zoomers start around 1995 or so

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:35 2023 No.53405370 >>53405306 Im 45 and Ive never even felt the touch of a female.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:52 2023 No.53405374 >>53405366 If you were too young to be involved in 9/11, you're a Zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:26:55 2023 No.53405376 imagine buying something called SPY for 400 bucks when you can’t hold it or use it for anythjng

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:25 2023 No.53405382 File: 94 KB, 1024x843, 1673903212633461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405306 GenXer here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:31 2023 No.53405386 File: 262 KB, 1280x1143, tire wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405306 I'm 35

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:35 2023 No.53405387 SPY rejecting 400 again today you love to see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:44 2023 No.53405389 >>53405376 you can hold deez nutz (in your mouth)

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:48 2023 No.53405391

>>53405164
STX will be a hidden mover on Wednesday nobody got it on any muh leddit earnings tables. bought at 58 and bought more today
also feeling bullish on CHTR for Friday earnings with that shit ton of insider buying the last weeks, but I got a good entry at 309 though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:28:04 2023 No.53405397 File: 488 KB, 631x480, 1660112846285670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405374 >involved in 9/11

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 20:28:09 2023 No.53405399 File: 248 KB, 600x600, NoLatinxAllowed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405300

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:28:16 2023 No.53405400 >>53405374 lol what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:28:28 2023 No.53405404 >>53405306 early 30s bros where we at

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:28:34 2023 No.53405405 >>53405374 based inside jober

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:28:44 2023 No.53405408 File: 174 KB, 400x388, 1629840714649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405374 >involved

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:29:17 2023 No.53405414 >>53405374 No, I did not work for the CIA/Mossad at the age of 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:29:28 2023 No.53405417 >>53405306 I'm 33 but I spent nearly all my 20s unemployed, only lost my virginity at 29 and I still can't drive or ride a bike. That's why I still post here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:30:05 2023 No.53405421 fuck yes, hit a 10x on SOXL calls today. Rolled out of 80% of the position, keeping 20% to see if the fomo continues

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:30:37 2023 No.53405426 >>53405386 >>53405382 >>53405370 >>53405362 >>53405341 Greetings, oldfags >>53405330 Greetings, zoomzoom >>53405318 23 is a good age imo, you're not exactly a retard anymore but you're still very young >>53405342 Me too bro

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 20:31:32 2023 No.53405448 >>53405330 i found the zoomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:31:56 2023 No.53405453 >>53405417 >>53405404 Greetings SMG is surprisingly old, I'm relieved. I really was worried I was the oldest guy (26) in a sea of adhd zoomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:33:39 2023 No.53405473 >>53405453 26 is getting boomerish ngl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:33:44 2023 No.53405476 If freeport restarts, you can finally long BOIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:34:21 2023 No.53405488 >>53405453 now do an age survey on the gme and bbby thread and notice the difference

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:34:55 2023 No.53405500 >>53405306 I'd tell you, but then I'd have to fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:34:59 2023 No.53405501 34 here going on 35 feeling pretty manic myself lately wish I knew about all this in my 20s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:35:00 2023 No.53405502 >>53405306 November of `79, 43, an Xer by definition, but barely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:35:11 2023 No.53405509 File: 355 KB, 1088x776, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you are loading up on shorts soon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:35:15 2023 No.53405511 File: 60 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405473 I invest long-term and I just stick around in smg to shitpost. I've never touched an option. Also I hold some dividend stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:35:34 2023 No.53405514 File: 43 KB, 334x334, boomerpepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405511

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:35:37 2023 No.53405515 >>53405473 I feel like a boomer at 26

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 20:36:09 2023 No.53405517 File: 11 KB, 411x718, FlqwCKFXoAMn47G[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw 35 >still havent made it its over....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:36:41 2023 No.53405526 WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING SHORTSQUEEZED??? FUCK SILVERGATE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:36:48 2023 No.53405528 >>53405306 turning 33 this year, i'm just hip and like obnoxious zoomer humor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:36:49 2023 No.53405529 File: 195 KB, 900x900, 1673387939815342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405473 Im 27 since yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:36:52 2023 No.53405530 >>53405474 answer me, plox

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:37:01 2023 No.53405532 File: 2.77 MB, 498x325, King.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405511 >I've never touched an option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:37:23 2023 No.53405540 >>53405341 Sorry mate, ’88 the tits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:37:47 2023 No.53405544 File: 35 KB, 474x407, 1659724702466216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405511 Same, 35yr/olg longer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:38:11 2023 No.53405549 Is jumping into SQQQ before close suicidal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:38:30 2023 No.53405553 >>53405517 What's 'making it', to you? >>53405528 >turning 33 this year >Born in '90 Based 90s chads will rule all the zoomer pussy, soon. SOON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:38:30 2023 No.53405554 It's almost time for precious metals. Buy some JNUG and SILX on the dip over next couple of weeks. https://seekingalpha.com/article/4571658-slv-shine-2023-closer-look-solar-demand-growth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:38:37 2023 No.53405555 >>53405540 1987 is year of the rabbit 2023 is year of the rabbit therefore: 1987 is best year You will have your time young one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:38:39 2023 No.53405556 >>53405306 Turning 38 this year and still asking questions like >>53405530. You can guess what this implies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:39:36 2023 No.53405571 You guys are old. I already felt the life draining from my soul the moment I turned 30. Can't even imagine the decay that my body will suffer through the next 5-10 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:40:10 2023 No.53405583 >>53405511 Absolutely based and making more money than get-rich-quick strategies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:40:33 2023 No.53405589 File: 802 KB, 1025x588, 2E0CF610-FA5E-4FE5-A2DC-6E23D24BC4DA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:40:36 2023 No.53405591 >>53405571 how about you hit the gym and stop eating shit food and you won't break down until 45

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:40:59 2023 No.53405595 >>53405589 What is this Skywater stonk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:41:02 2023 No.53405596 >>53405571 36 years old here You get used to it

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 20:41:12 2023 No.53405598 >>53405555 yeah but 2024 and 1988 are years of the dragon, and therefor better than rabbit years. so fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:41:15 2023 No.53405600 >>53405571 You aren’t old until 70 bro

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:42:02 2023 No.53405610

>>53405571
In my opinion, what kills your body when you get older is not so much the getting older, but the fact that bad choices in physical health, as well as pure bad luck, start weighing on you. If you stay fit, keep a good posture, eat well, etc, there's nothing keeping you from being healthy and fit as a fiddle until you're well into your 50s
But at around 30 bad decisions or physical accidents can really start to bite, I've seen that happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:42:46 2023 No.53405618 >>53405595 One of the few companies actually making semis in the US with foundries. Only other one is Intel and…lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:42:50 2023 No.53405620 86 fags where you at

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:00 2023 No.53405622 >>53405306 34 fag checking in. You never really leave 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:01 2023 No.53405623 >>53405306 30 year old boomer here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:02 2023 No.53405625 >>53405571 It only goes downhill from here. Get some hobbies, like a well maintained lawn, or learning how to grill perfectly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:03 2023 No.53405626 >2 bids open >place 4 orders, fill all the bids >right after my order suddenly dozens of bids and asks become available uh? jews?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:26 2023 No.53405633 >>53405618 inderesting im gonna look into this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:26 2023 No.53405634 >>53405600 My father made it to 49 so that's when I'll consider myself old

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:47 2023 No.53405638 >>53405622 If the rest of the world had real freedom of speech and expression I’d never post here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:43:51 2023 No.53405639 >>53405600 I doubt I live past 50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:02 2023 No.53405641 >>53405620 They all died of coof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:09 2023 No.53405642 My father was in the Siege of Constantinople.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:14 2023 No.53405644 >>53403251 >Peak bull euphoria >Still down 30% from ATH U wot mate? Also, buy COIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:16 2023 No.53405649 >>53405598 Damn right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:39 2023 No.53405656 >>53405620 yo

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:45 2023 No.53405658

>>53405571
>>53405556 here.
Buckle up, anon. You ain't seen (and felt) nothing yet.
30-35 years old, depending on your lifeRNG is where the wear and tear becomes noticeable.
For me it started with 35.
A few years ago, my friends who are only slightly younger than I am didn't know what I was talking about when I mentioned the above. Only my one friend who's a year older then I am knew what I was talking about.
Fast forward to today, now they all say the same thing.
It seems inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:44:50 2023 No.53405660 >>53405306 I'm 33 ser. We're all millennials on this board, and some gen X.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:45:48 2023 No.53405667 >>53405658 wear and tear from what though I sit on my ass all day (not fat)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:46:18 2023 No.53405675 >>53405306 36 here. I haven't made it yet so I guess that means I never will. Still enjoy gambling in stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:46:26 2023 No.53405677 >>53405591 >20something hands wrote this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:46:36 2023 No.53405680 I’m 74 - been here since about 2016 or so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:47:10 2023 No.53405689 Soxl trannies today is your last opportunity to sell This IS a threat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:47:39 2023 No.53405695 >>53405658 You should have stayed /fit/ >t. 40 year old boomer, feel the same as I did in my 20s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:47:45 2023 No.53405696 >>53405680 Wait till I tell your wife about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:47:49 2023 No.53405698 >>53405689 zoom out you fucking soxs faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:48:05 2023 No.53405705 File: 473 KB, 998x1297, 1607533248487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405680 based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:48:21 2023 No.53405707 File: 10 KB, 560x400, 4463CBD0-E50C-4FD9-9DBA-D06A85047608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405680 >being a newfag and an oldfag at the same time Get behind me baphomet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:48:35 2023 No.53405709 Is there a way to roll my trading into a business...so I can expense retarded bs?

>>	$30K SILJ Calls Mon Jan 23 20:48:43 2023 No.53405711 File: 64 KB, 640x799, 2cf7530566dcd19298ec849faaabde8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is a backdoor roth and how does one go about getting one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:48:55 2023 No.53405712 >>53405677 I'm 26, so what? Close enough to 30 and I'm still making yuge gains in the gym. cope harder

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:02 2023 No.53405715 >>53405667 >I sit on my ass all day And you think that's "healthy" and doesn't strain your body? Kid, every minute living, every breath taken wears on your body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:06 2023 No.53405717 >>53405658 I'm 30 and already have a massive bald spot. I know I'm low-rolling through life. I'll probably start getting back pains soon from sitting down all day every day. At least I'm not fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:11 2023 No.53405719 >>53405689 Not with three earnings reports this week. SOXL is going to 30.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:32 2023 No.53405726 >>53405667 I’ve been road hard and put away wet, military, private contracting but my mind is what’s ripping me apart. 36 I can’t even remember what I eat for lunch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:40 2023 No.53405727 File: 74 KB, 960x960, 1570059022876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405711 yes coffee is good for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:49:53 2023 No.53405730 File: 65 KB, 768x576, 1673638723603664.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The bullrun is back or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:50:03 2023 No.53405734 >>53405695 No, you don't. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:50:12 2023 No.53405738 File: 1021 KB, 3024x3024, 1566465058523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Western Digital pumping? Its not even earnings day for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:50:55 2023 No.53405746 File: 33 KB, 632x334, 1673633837156754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405730

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:51:00 2023 No.53405748 >>53405306 >>53405341 >>53405540 '86 here. Get the fuck off my lawn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:51:05 2023 No.53405750 >>53405711 Why yes I do love coffee. You backdoor roth your 401k when your 401k is shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:51:17 2023 No.53405753 >>53405719 Oh you poor soul

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:51:24 2023 No.53405755 It's actually called a "brownhole" Roth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:51:56 2023 No.53405767 I like SUCKING and FUCKING, how do I profit from this financially?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:52:02 2023 No.53405769 >>53405711 read about the pro quota rule or whatever it's called first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:52:55 2023 No.53405778 File: 7 KB, 257x196, 1646747277113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405726 >I’ve been road hard and put away wet u wot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:52:57 2023 No.53405779 File: 79 KB, 793x992, 1667525214485530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405767 idk but I've been incredibly horny lately, even in the middle of winter.

>>	$30K SILJ Calls Mon Jan 23 20:53:01 2023 No.53405782 >>53405750 But how my nigger. How.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:53:13 2023 No.53405786 >>53405767 does Grinder have a stock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:53:33 2023 No.53405793 29 year old here. I'm trying to change into a fitfag. What do you guys do to deal with hunger issues when you first get started?

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 20:53:41 2023 No.53405796 >>53405767 heh remember SIGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:53:46 2023 No.53405799 >>53405786 shit I'm now remembering the grinder 400% on open ipo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:53:46 2023 No.53405798 >>53405712 >cope harder Oh, you will. You will. It's inevitable.

>>	$30K SILJ Calls Mon Jan 23 20:54:02 2023 No.53405802 File: 61 KB, 934x1024, 1667172436831630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405711 Did the tranny janny really delete this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:54:30 2023 No.53405807 >>53405793 If you’re hungry you should eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:54:31 2023 No.53405808 >>53405793 drink more water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:54:35 2023 No.53405809 File: 384 KB, 1600x1066, image_2023-01-23_155428926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405726 >I've been road hard and put away wet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:03 2023 No.53405813 File: 52 KB, 600x600, 1642798005661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIVE MINUTE WARNING \| PUMP IT!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:05 2023 No.53405814 >>53405793 Chew gum, drink black coffee, sip on unsweetened tea during the day. All of these suppress appetite

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:14 2023 No.53405820 File: 365 KB, 1126x1212, Tomboy (Stefania Ferrario).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405793 Mange on some almonds or measure your serving sizes on your go-to goyslop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:21 2023 No.53405821 >>53405786 >>53405799 GRND, perhaps the least gay SPAC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:29 2023 No.53405822 File: 123 KB, 500x501, harness-the-power-the-nut-of-3486042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405813 Das it mayne.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:32 2023 No.53405823 >>53405782 I havent done it before, call your rep(female).

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:33 2023 No.53405825

>>53405526
The put volume became too immense, the cat is out of the bag and (((they))) dont want to payout billions when/if those puts print.
Thats why (((they))) organized a backdoor bailout via the federal mortgage bank...
>crypto used to be the freemarket anti .gov movement
>now its literally more corrupt and controled than the traditional markets
>T. I am also getting HEEMED on CVNA & SI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:55:42 2023 No.53405830 >>53405308 No

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:56:16 2023 No.53405835

>>53405793
Idk man, I gained about 20 kilos when I was working out. I was eating literally all the time. 20 kilos is about 45 lbs I think.
But to deal with hunger, I'd try finding food with volume but not caloric density (fills the stomach), that's my first thought at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:56:24 2023 No.53405836 >TSLA's marketcap has gone up 140 billion in 2 weeks Meme market.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:56:46 2023 No.53405841
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>>53405808
Ok, well do.

>>53405814
What kind of tea do you suggest?

>>53405820
I think I'll try to portion out some snacks throughout the day.

Thanks bros, smg is the best general on 4chan. This is stock related because a healthy body means a healthy trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:57:25 2023 No.53405851 >>53405330 Based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:57:26 2023 No.53405852 >>53405836 TSLA needs to pump back to 1 trillion by 2024 so Elon can start selling again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:57:30 2023 No.53405853 File: 19 KB, 594x317, 1656652779042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405821 >GRND I mean it was so fucking easy I could have retired by now why am I so stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:57:40 2023 No.53405855 >>53405779 She actually looks fuckable here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:57:41 2023 No.53405856 File: 29 KB, 380x326, 16571499215521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL BEARS MUST HANG

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 20:57:59 2023 No.53405860 >>53405841 drop the snacks pick up smoking I am 100% cash by the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:58:06 2023 No.53405863 >>53405841 I personally enjoy green tea cause its not very bitter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:58:27 2023 No.53405866 How hard is Tesla going to pump on earnings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:58:51 2023 No.53405876 >>53405622 I will leave this fucking board, get in massive debts, fuck japanese chicks and then kill myself. >>53405528 SNEED People said that shit like f a m was zoomer humor back in 2016 but I posted that everywhere because it was FUNNY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:59:44 2023 No.53405886 >>53405866 Lets just say this is the last time you'll ever see TSLA below $200 (until the next stock split).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:59:48 2023 No.53405889 File: 233 KB, 964x1027, 1610441150138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no dump it's over for Bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:02 2023 No.53405893 File: 1.01 MB, 632x895, ding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:13 2023 No.53405895 File: 6 KB, 251x189, niggaugay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405860 >100% cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:33 2023 No.53405898 >>53405893 i got heemed as usual

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:36 2023 No.53405899

>>53405473
>>53405529
>>53405515
>2023
>zoomers still say that anyone over 25 is old
I swear that once current 18yos hit their 30s we're gonna see some mass suicides. Can't invest your entire identity in being 'young' without going through a massive crisis when you're no longer the youngest kid at the office.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:42 2023 No.53405901 File: 138 KB, 994x890, 1660939250112737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 A nice little +0.50% #lowbetalife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:49 2023 No.53405903 >>53405886 so 41 p/e is extremely undervalued?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:00:49 2023 No.53405905 File: 14 KB, 493x328, 1614303146185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 I beheemed myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:01:23 2023 No.53405914 >>53405893 beheemed beclowned and be hooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:01:30 2023 No.53405916 >>53405895 the risk free rate is like 5% right now

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:01:32 2023 No.53405917
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I ordered some wild salmon from Uber with a near free discount.
My Uber driver picked them up and then just started driving. He's been driving North for 30 minutes now. I have no idea where he is going but I am so curious that I don't even mind.
Yes he's black.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 21:01:54 2023 No.53405921 File: 300 KB, 1920x1080, Fm_z0ljWAAEm2e5[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:02:04 2023 No.53405926 File: 6 KB, 283x68, Screenshot 2023-01-23 130116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 okay, despite AMZN doing fucking NOTHING all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:02:30 2023 No.53405931 >>53405903 Stocks trade on supply/demand for shares, not earnings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:02:41 2023 No.53405936 >>53405734 Do. You must lead an exceptionally sedentary life if you're in noticable decline before 50

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:02:43 2023 No.53405937

>>53405717
>I'm 30 and already have a massive bald spot.
I know that feel. I'm have been losing quite a lot of hairline the past two years. I'm turning bald eventually, I know that much.
>I know I'm low-rolling through life.
Yes, lifeRNG becomes an obvious observable reality in your 30s. Of course,
mostly noticeable to those who've been running below expected value in their life so far.
>I'll probably start getting back pains soon from sitting down all day every day. At least I'm not fat.
I'm so glad and I feel blessed that I have no back issues at 37 years of age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:02:45 2023 No.53405939 >>53405916 Cash don’t earn 5% son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:03:08 2023 No.53405950 File: 423 KB, 1250x1250, (You).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405903 Shorting tsla is pointless because it's a memestock pumped by niggers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:03:25 2023 No.53405956 File: 17 KB, 586x528, 1655935277494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405866 Idk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:03:43 2023 No.53405960 >>53405893 +0.41% Nice sleepy comfy day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:04:11 2023 No.53405966 >>53405931 If there are no earnings, there’s no demand for the stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:04:24 2023 No.53405969 >>53405939 tbills do. You can sell them anytime >>53405931 fundamentals influence supply and demand

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:04:35 2023 No.53405973
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>>53405306
Reminder that every time you leave a piece of info about yourself on the internet, Palantir software scrapes it and tries to build your profile. I bet anyone who replied to this post already has deanonymized profile in Palantir's database by now.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:04:52 2023 No.53405976
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>>53405917
You will never see that fish again. I ordered some work boots and for some reason they gave me a 50% off on 20 dollars of doordash. Got a burrito for free from chipotle and tacos. They also gave me a couple for something called Hello Fresh for 75% off the first box, but it looks fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:04:53 2023 No.53405978 File: 107 KB, 734x1024, 1674503801809730m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do we short eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:08 2023 No.53405983 File: 150 KB, 493x498, image_2023-01-23_160458640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405921 I have sex with some of these companies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:29 2023 No.53405987 >>53405893 Great! Love these free money days. Don't come often enough

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:35 2023 No.53405989

>>53405899
Houellebecq wrote about the modern (post-1968) cult of youth sort of implying that anyone older than 30 would feel useless and worthless. Especially old people have no use if a society does not explicitly honor seniority (intelligence declines as you get older, so all that you have is 'wisdom' and 'temperance', but our current society doesn't like conservative temperament).
Makes some sense, but also, getting older well is also about transitioning to whatever older people do. Getting some property, hopefully a family...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:36 2023 No.53405990 File: 36 KB, 364x435, 1673040127987397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Two More Weeks Mumu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:45 2023 No.53405994 >>53405978 Anti vax gods win yet again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:05:59 2023 No.53405999 File: 2.26 MB, 1288x1282, Screen Shot 2023-01-23 at 2.04.45 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405983

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:06:04 2023 No.53406002 File: 1.42 MB, 220x176, 1671115077466270.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 up 2.5% not bad, i foresee crabbing this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:06:18 2023 No.53406006 File: 247 KB, 469x452, 1672528950536098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405921 Some of these companies owe me sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:06:39 2023 No.53406009 File: 7 KB, 435x72, Screenshot_20230123_100419.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 >>53405987 Bought some lottos, just for fun pretty early on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:06:54 2023 No.53406015 File: 179 KB, 366x383, 1674242652374285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 +2.39%, up 8% on the year. Closed some puts I sold a while back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:07:19 2023 No.53406023 >>53405990 Literally me, but too beheemed to smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:07:22 2023 No.53406025 File: 2.27 MB, 2080x1089, Whatever.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405989 >Houellebecq >Getting some property, hopefully a family...

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:07:30 2023 No.53406027

>>53405978
lmao.
this is just like LBJ freaking out about egg inflation and pushing the surgeon general to say that eggs were bad for you
>When egg prices rose in the spring of 1966 and Agriculture Secretary Orville Freeman told him that not much could be done, Johnson had the Surgeon General issue alerts as to the hazards of cholesterol in eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:07:40 2023 No.53406029 File: 11 KB, 431x94, Screenshot_20230123_102113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406009 wrong pic fug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:07:42 2023 No.53406030 >>53405973 How can they do that without an IP though, unless they literally scrape the IP of everyone on 4chan. But if that were the case, you're already fucked

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:08:08 2023 No.53406039
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>>53405893
>XLB: 0.33%
>XLC: 1.73%
>XLE: 0.08%
>XLF: 1.12%
>XLI: 1.12%
>XLK: 2.3%
>XLP: 0.3%
>XLRE: 0.31%
>XLU: 0.04%
>XLV: 0.35%
>XLY: 1.58%

>Me: 0.21%
>YTD: 10.10%

Apparently this year's winning strategy is just Meta, Google, and Netflix 0 DTEs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:08:53 2023 No.53406054 So no recession then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:08:56 2023 No.53406056 >>53406025 C'est fini

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:09:44 2023 No.53406063 >>53405917 He's a double agent for AQB and is taking out the competition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:09:46 2023 No.53406064 >>53406054 No fucking way there's no recession

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:10:14 2023 No.53406073 >>53406054 Recession's canceled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:10:26 2023 No.53406074 >>53405921 man what a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:10:36 2023 No.53406075 File: 96 KB, 1024x944, 1652465598187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406054 There will actually be TWO recessions.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:10:46 2023 No.53406081
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Portfolio doing well, how do you guys afford dating though?

I’ve gone on a few dates these past few weeks and they always ask to go to the nice steakhouse or new sushi place.

I’m down $3k and all i’ve gotten was a quick peck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:10:51 2023 No.53406083 >>53406027 >corrupt dipshit ruins society for everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:11:35 2023 No.53406089 >>53405976 Make a hello fresh box. I thought it was fun, and food much different than I would usually order, and never cook. It was good, and eye opening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:11:35 2023 No.53406088 >>53406081 Take them to Jack in the Box on the first date. Steakhouses are for the second date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:11:39 2023 No.53406091 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, Where do you think we are.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406081 >how do you guys afford dating though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:12:47 2023 No.53406105 File: 2.06 MB, 1024x1536, 1673563930236590.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406081 I don't, I have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:13:11 2023 No.53406110 File: 228 KB, 1210x1000, achem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I went up 8.72% today, and I'm 10% cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:13:14 2023 No.53406111 >>53406081 the lesson here is doing accept first dates to nice restaraunts the women you are talking to are camrys with 200k miles, not ferraris treat them accordingly you are literally getting fleeced for a meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:13:17 2023 No.53406112 Remember when they started telling everyone that bacon was bad for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:13:42 2023 No.53406117 File: 9 KB, 225x225, 66311D05-DB4D-474C-97C5-31AC7D31299B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406063

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:14:02 2023 No.53406119 >>53406081 You aren't dating, you're just a paypig

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:14:08 2023 No.53406124 last 2 will be SOXL's ending price next month

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:14:13 2023 No.53406125

>>53405969
>fundamentals influence supply and demand
In theory I'd love to agree with you, but in reality fundamentals only matter if you're holding a business long enough to guarantee the payout exceeding what you put in. Anything less than that and you're always just hoping that the market will continue to support a valuation that allows you to profitably exit.

It's why some companies can trade below current net-cash, like AQB.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:14:56 2023 No.53406139 >>53406105 AI hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:15:08 2023 No.53406144 >>53406112 Yeah. They go back and fourth every few years on eggs, guess theyre trying to blame clot shots on them now.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:15:12 2023 No.53406146

>>53406125
>but in reality fundamentals only matter if you're holding a business long enough to guarantee the payout exceeding what you put in. Anything less than that and you're always just hoping that the market will continue to support a valuation that allows you to profitably exit.
This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:16:10 2023 No.53406157 >>53406054 We had the recession last year. New year, new economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:17:03 2023 No.53406172 >>53406089 *I'm WAY to cheap to keep doing them. The one box had 3 dinners.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:17:14 2023 No.53406173 >portfolio was 30% down and leveraged for 30% (levered?) >now it's only -3,5% Feels fucking good to be a stupid zoomer with 30 years of investing ahead, I'll make it eventually bros

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:17:38 2023 No.53406181

>>53406125
Yeah, terminal multiple matters enormously
If you buy a stock at 15 p/e, earnings go up, but sentiment goes sour and you end up at 5 p/e, you may still have lost money even though the underlying business grew. That's why an investor should now how to properly speculate on stock prices

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:17:51 2023 No.53406186 File: 53 KB, 640x640, 1c3316fa6656646b66e5431cd2f16b92006710a10e2a363fb8906c6eade24375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406054 We're in the middle of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:18:08 2023 No.53406194 >>53406081 anon you are not supposed to pay for first dates. Split it with the roastie ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:18:41 2023 No.53406201 >>53406081 Suggest grabbing a coffee on the first date or go dutch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:18:43 2023 No.53406205 anyone else short BABA? $120 seems like a mega sell wall where nobody wants to buy over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:18:45 2023 No.53406206 >>53405921 Will be watching LHM, Dr Horton, Mastercard, Amex, and HCA. Spicy week for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:19:13 2023 No.53406216 File: 52 KB, 1024x549, 1672291382368849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fomoed in at the top > Panic sold whent it started dumping > Shorted the bottom > Fomoed in again before close > The market tanks after hours Im so retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:19:24 2023 No.53406220 File: 9 KB, 320x240, 1b75bb7b7c46006b64b241c9539cca1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not choosing to hike on your first date to make sure your potential mate is physically fit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:19:49 2023 No.53406225 >>53406054 we're in the middle of one mate. did you not see all these tech layoffs which caused our stock to go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:19:56 2023 No.53406228 File: 425 KB, 2048x1553, Jack_Bogle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406216 Just buy and hold my dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:20:29 2023 No.53406240 >>53406054 No recession until it actually kicks off after fomc

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:21:09 2023 No.53406248 >>53406225 This recession is only going to be felt in the tech sector. By my calculations everything but big tech and precious metals are going to do fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:21:30 2023 No.53406254 >>53405893 >up 2% overall today >amd up 9% today >TSLA up 7% today i bought in at 104 currently at 144 >rest/majority of portfolio is boomer mutual funds and vanguard etfs comfy boys 22 yr old, the hope to escape wagiedom is still bright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:22:48 2023 No.53406274 File: 39 KB, 640x640, rig25yjvp9951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tink tink tink Gentlemen, when do we short this nigger market? At 410? 420?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:22:53 2023 No.53406275 nat gas bros they can't hold us down forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:23:23 2023 No.53406285 File: 124 KB, 720x960, 20201029_132700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw u watch your mar 31 puts go to zero as the market trades sideways for 6 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:23:23 2023 No.53406284 >>53406248 >precious metals And why would precious metals do poorly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:23:25 2023 No.53406287 File: 40 KB, 802x577, 1609889936389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406274 Always 420

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:24:25 2023 No.53406301 >>53406274 if we get to 420 we're in a new bull market

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:25:15 2023 No.53406318 >>53406285 >He doesn't cut options losses short KWAB

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:25:33 2023 No.53406327 File: 398 KB, 1170x942, 87F73F28-95D8-48CD-A63D-F87114F80447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405893 Another day in 6 figure hell

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:26:16 2023 No.53406335 >>53406284 https://www.ramseysolutions.com/retirement/investing-in-precious-metals

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:26:22 2023 No.53406337 File: 73 KB, 568x479, 1591649439134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406301 All time high baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:26:33 2023 No.53406342 >>53406254 top signal short everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:26:38 2023 No.53406344 >>53406275 BOILed alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:26:47 2023 No.53406346 >>53406285 Better luck next time and thanks for playing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:27:48 2023 No.53406359 File: 655 KB, 406x720, 1635435476997.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406201 Coffee isn't a date chud...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:28:28 2023 No.53406369 File: 107 KB, 1024x713, 981A3C55-C7DD-4536-82B9-ADB2553FA38D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is the anon with his life savings in $30 SLV calls? You still alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:28:30 2023 No.53406370 >>53406335 Oh... You could have just told me you were retarded. >>53406285 You really thought it would just keep dropping? Really? Have you not had a chance to take profit? None?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:29:18 2023 No.53406383 >>53406359 What a fucking BITCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:29:31 2023 No.53406386 INTEL BROS ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT TODAY??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:30:26 2023 No.53406396 >>53406081 you're probably leading with your monetary status and because of this the thotties see you as an atm. however your personality is so bad they can only last one date with your sperg ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:30:43 2023 No.53406400 File: 1.45 MB, 806x1004, Screen Shot 2023-01-23 at 2.30.20 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMD now above $70

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:31:18 2023 No.53406411 >>53406370 it will drop in june after my puts expire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:32:00 2023 No.53406424 >>53406287 >>53406301 The duality of smg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:32:01 2023 No.53406425 >>53406081 Simps were a fucking mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:32:43 2023 No.53406435 File: 17 KB, 336x425, 1674438861195268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine letting women know how much money you're worth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:33:20 2023 No.53406446 File: 2.65 MB, 576x1024, 1648577499234.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:34:07 2023 No.53406456 File: 723 KB, 1170x1025, 1673904353923607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406411 You can always roll 'em forward.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:34:09 2023 No.53406459
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>>53406081
>spend thousands on a whore that thinks you're a loser and gives you a pity kiss
>or
>grind for years, get rich, pump and dump her daughter in 30 years and laugh in her cuck husband's face because he thought he was chad and posted here about how trad his wife was
Yeah I wonder

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:34:46 2023 No.53406466 Haven’t checked my account in 2 years. When did ARKK split?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:35:53 2023 No.53406489 >>53406081 Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:36:08 2023 No.53406493 >>53406446 how dare you stand where she stood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:36:39 2023 No.53406500 Where's the TRKA shill? I'm up $200 and I want to know wtf I bought this morning.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 21:36:41 2023 No.53406502 File: 360 KB, 950x530, 1514075385605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make gains for she

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:36:45 2023 No.53406506 File: 31 KB, 480x480, 1667412176383522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406446 Imagine her shits after eating this slop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:37:09 2023 No.53406517 File: 195 KB, 1000x1000, 1669091412033298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406459 tranime posters are truly fucking weirdos.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:37:16 2023 No.53406519 >>53406396 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:37:42 2023 No.53406530 >>53406466 literally never

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:37:48 2023 No.53406533 File: 65 KB, 500x505, 1665212468640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406466

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:38:23 2023 No.53406539 >>53406466 >split Anon, I....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:38:59 2023 No.53406552 >>53406466 Oh no no no no no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:39:47 2023 No.53406564 >>53406466 Bruh..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:41:30 2023 No.53406585 >>53406466 ask cathie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:41:35 2023 No.53406587 >>53406564 >>53406552 >>53406539 >>53406533 >>53406530 stop replying to (clever) bait and talk about the hottest stock on wall street: INTEL $INTC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:41:47 2023 No.53406593 >>53406466 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:41:58 2023 No.53406597 File: 683 KB, 817x679, 1655823400438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406466 Oct 2021 to Apr 2022 they didn't issue any new shares to you though it was one of those 6 month splits where they kept all the new shares to themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:42:10 2023 No.53406599 File: 1.13 MB, 1662x578, capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How likely is it that the commies in Berlin are actually going to do this eminent domain shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:43:15 2023 No.53406621 >>53406587 SKYT will be worth more than INTC with the next 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:43:32 2023 No.53406625 >>53406248 >This recession is only going to be felt in the tech sector Mostly yes, especially tech companies who produce chips/hardware. Consumer retail will also be absolutely fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:43:44 2023 No.53406629 >>53406587 >talk about the hottest stock on wall street I thought that was CJJD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:45:13 2023 No.53406652 File: 334 KB, 1219x1290, chuds btfo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406517 Anime website, chud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:45:48 2023 No.53406658 File: 181 KB, 1826x831, 1672231685227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] smg algo bought today... i don't know how i feel about this

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:46:20 2023 No.53406670
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>>53406587
Intel is fucking garbage and even if it was a guaranteed 10x I wouldn't buy in because their products have been trash my whole fucking life. Yes I'm fucking mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:47:25 2023 No.53406686 File: 16 KB, 200x232, Bogdanoff Matrix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406658 Your feelings are irrelevant. Only your actions matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:48:26 2023 No.53406704 >>53406081 >I’m down $3k and all i’ve gotten was a quick peck. You are what's known as a "foodie call". Lol, lmao, even, etc. Coffee / Walk for first date. Fancy stuff much later. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:49:27 2023 No.53406723 File: 1.07 MB, 1453x850, lmao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kek, bad news is good news

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:50:51 2023 No.53406736 File: 455 KB, 533x962, 1674272240703459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406446 Lmao these disgusting ass Roasties can't fill her shoes

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:50:59 2023 No.53406739 >>53406723 i hate how fake and gay this market is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:51:09 2023 No.53406744 File: 3.56 MB, 492x344, 1658145145753.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406686 but i trade solely based off emotions tempered with caffeine and masturbation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:52:23 2023 No.53406755 >>53406744 Holy based

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:52:25 2023 No.53406756 >>53406736 see >>53405399

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:52:32 2023 No.53406758

>>53405253
Why are people being the Fed will pivot in the middle of the year? And even if they did pivot, don't people realize that it's because the economy would be extra fucked? Meaning earnings would slump this pe ratios would have to deflate further?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:53:08 2023 No.53406767 >>53406723 Rate hopes = rate copes Powell isn’t fucking pivoting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:54:13 2023 No.53406781 File: 83 KB, 1024x572, Based beyond belief.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406744

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:54:57 2023 No.53406786 >>53406767 If anything pumping the market like this will piss him off and make him come in with a 50 or 100 point hike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:55:47 2023 No.53406798 >>53406786 Jerome's a punk bitch. He never surprises markets that are priced at 99% odds. This isn't X-COM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:19 2023 No.53406803 >>53405329 Better than shorting at 390 haha

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:39 2023 No.53406808
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>>53406767
XLU tanking says otherwise
also https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
99.1% of 25 bepis rape hike
that said JPow is a fucking chad and will give the market exactly what it needs (pain)
so it could go either way
>bullish for volatility
hopefully my broker(female) is ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:41 2023 No.53406809 >>53406670 I felt the same about apple, but they made a ton of money. Intel will be the same sir, please redeem your shares!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:56:56 2023 No.53406813 INTC is looking pretty ripe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:57:18 2023 No.53406816 INTC is looking pretty gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:57:41 2023 No.53406822 >>53406808 9 is my wife stop posting pictures of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:57:42 2023 No.53406824 INTC is looking pretty crabby

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:57:57 2023 No.53406829 >>53406809 Also, I don't believe for one fucking second they will follow through on their stateside fab. Those kikes will kike out at the last minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:58:35 2023 No.53406843 >>53405730 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:58:48 2023 No.53406846 >>53406829 I have a partial hedge on $SKYT for this. Only $1000 worth of shares but the 10x possibility still makes it worthwhile

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:59:25 2023 No.53406851 Can someone explain the deviation between SPY and VOO prices please? They are very far apart, even though they are supposed to hold the same shares.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 21:59:38 2023 No.53406857 >>53406822 actually you got dubz, you lucky bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:59:53 2023 No.53406859 >>53406829 >fed gibs to copy paste a couple fabs in the states >already have the supply line since you've had big node fabs in the US for decades literally free growth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:00:28 2023 No.53406863 >>53406767 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:00:37 2023 No.53406865 >>53406859 >inb4 they put it in Mexico

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:00:55 2023 No.53406868 File: 256 KB, 1711x1288, Screenshot_20230107_125013_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406327 Welcome to the club, nice to have you here. Hopefully I'm out in under 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:01:08 2023 No.53406869 >>53406857 Hurry up and bake or else I'm linking to the gamestop thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:01:28 2023 No.53406873 File: 6 KB, 201x251, B6D633A5-5CA9-471E-9988-47C1C4FDD9AE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retail doesn’t move the market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:01:56 2023 No.53406878 >>53406851 The price doesn't matter as much as the performance, which is pretty much identical between the two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:02:53 2023 No.53406893 >>53406857 9 is hotter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:03:30 2023 No.53406902 >>53406878 SPY is 400, VOO is 368.The difference is 10%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:04:01 2023 No.53406908 File: 143 KB, 400x400, 1648822467049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just sold some SOXL for a 50% profit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:04:47 2023 No.53406921 >>53406216 Bro, never panic. I'm down 8% on my short position, and I'm going to ride it out for a lil and see if 407 SPY gets accepted. I was expecting a retrace after touching 401, but I might be wrong. Patience lil nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:04:53 2023 No.53406923 File: 613 KB, 1922x1401, bobo posting 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feed me more boboposting i need it for my folder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:05:02 2023 No.53406925 >>53406851 because vanguard arbitrarily picked it to start trading at $100 when it went live back in 2010, regardless of where the s&p is >>53406902 retard

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:05:17 2023 No.53406927

>>53406902
Yes, that's their price. Which doesn't matter. Over the past 10 years, VOO has returned 178.96% while SPY has returned 177.99%.

It's not like 1 share of each is supposed to be 1 share of every stock in the S&P 500 (although that would be badass).

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:06:03 2023 No.53406933
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>>53406851
>>53406902
i'm going to assume you are trolling, 2/10
if not, you are now aware of outstanding shares and net assets
you stupid fucking nigger
never post here again

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 22:06:43 2023 No.53406940 lol Spotify is laying people >but the economy is fine the economy is beyond fucked >but jay is going to pivot he's just going to flatten the curve, economic contraction will continue until we get this inflation shit under control

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:06:50 2023 No.53406942 >>53406902 THIS NIGGA DOESNT UNDERSTAND BASKETS OF SECURITIES! LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH. Wait till you learn about S&P 500 funds listed in currencies not USD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:07:13 2023 No.53406951 File: 203 KB, 1024x836, 1615268294874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Economy slowly melting down >Stock market rises on rate cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:07:21 2023 No.53406952 iBake >>53403812 >>53403812

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:08:05 2023 No.53406962

>>53406940
The economy isnt tech stocks, which are fake and gay bloated zombie corps. Real companies like oil have surged immensely and have replaced a lot of tech stocks on the s&p 500 either entirely or by huge %s. That's how indexes work to beat most active investors naturally

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:08:35 2023 No.53406972 >>53406951 Pretty nice, gave me a window to sell some stocks. I have a feeling that the hangover will set in soon, and this gay market will sink like a rock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:09:49 2023 No.53406989 File: 336 KB, 929x1415, 1662377902302041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:09:57 2023 No.53406990 >>53406927 Have you checked out RSP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:12:43 2023 No.53407021 >>53406952 Fucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:13:19 2023 No.53407030 File: 2.01 MB, 853x480, 1631982525567.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I guess this is it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:15:47 2023 No.53407062 >>53406808 >>53406822 if no one claims 0, can i have her p-please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:15:52 2023 No.53407063 NEW >>53402862 >>53402862 >>53402862 THREAD >>53402862 >>53402862 >>53402862 ALERT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:17:41 2023 No.53407090 >>53407063 top kek you son of a gun got me twice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:17:42 2023 No.53407091 File: 172 KB, 3234x420, bobo posting 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406923 I SAID FEED ME MORE BOBOPOSTING WHY ISN'T ANYONE RESPONDING TO ME DID BOBO DIE???

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:17:53 2023 No.53407093

>>53406990
You'd want something that's *price* weighted, not equal waited. The Dow and I think the Nikkei are calculated with the "1 share per company, no matter the share price or company size" logic.

Even then I don't know of any ETFs for those that literally cost [1 x price of all shares in index] because you'd get shit liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:18:17 2023 No.53407097 >>53407092 >>53407092 >>53407092 I have baked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:19:21 2023 No.53407116 File: 266 KB, 3213x693, bobo posting 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406216 >>53406921 alright this will suffice. think im gonna try to just find one per thread. these will be fun a year from now.

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