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/smg/ stock market general Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:45:59 2023 No.53403812 [Reply] [Original]

Do it for her edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:46:59 2023 No.53403829 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, 234234tggh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >taps mic >ahem WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:47:20 2023 No.53403838 File: 25 KB, 287x309, THUMBSUP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403812 >mfw I'm posting in an Selena thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:47:40 2023 No.53403842 >>53403812 WHEN ARE WE LOADING PUTS NIGGERS??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:47:53 2023 No.53403848 >>53403812 that's a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:03 2023 No.53403851 File: 69 KB, 400x333, 1665758207822982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] m-mumus...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:07 2023 No.53403854 >>53403842 before fomc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:10 2023 No.53403855 File: 1.87 MB, 480x852, French Tart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Female broker, I can't go with you to Top Golf. >I can't stop thinking about all of these cancelled house purchases and everyone putting down loans for new cars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:20 2023 No.53403856 >>53403829 Does Thun make bramble jam? In Alabam?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:30 2023 No.53403863 File: 1.24 MB, 4174x3634, 1674491166367983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO ORDERED THE SHITPOST?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:30 2023 No.53403862 >>53403812 I actually love her. Do you think she would love me back bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:36 2023 No.53403865 File: 29 KB, 340x388, 1672970653471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403829 do it right next time or there will be consequences picrel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:37 2023 No.53403866 File: 1.30 MB, 406x720, soxlinanutshell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOXL KEEP GOING.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:39 2023 No.53403869 File: 32 KB, 680x435, pepeload.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403848 delet this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:51 2023 No.53403872 >>53403855 That is my neighbors son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:48:55 2023 No.53403874 File: 467 KB, 718x548, 1674245657919588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 18:49:24 2023 No.53403884 Is Janet Yellen's extraordinary measures to just pump and dump the entire S&P 500 to keep the government from running out of money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:49:25 2023 No.53403885 >>53403866 imagine the shits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:49:39 2023 No.53403888 Is this webm a glowop or discord tranny thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:49:41 2023 No.53403892 >>53403865 no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:49:52 2023 No.53403895 also brehs i keep ignoring lot of posts cos i dont want useless info.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:49:56 2023 No.53403899 SOXS is this going to zero today? Did the economy make a full recovery or the war in Ukraine end?!? Jeez, what a ridiculous pump the last three months in chip stocks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:50:26 2023 No.53403910 >>53403866 thats a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:50:38 2023 No.53403915 File: 2 KB, 250x202, 1654021749344s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck can a man be not bullish enough if he is bullish in the first place ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:50:42 2023 No.53403918 File: 20 KB, 665x392, Based Retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403812 Fidelity won't let me short GME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:51:14 2023 No.53403926 >>53403888 I think it's some kind of glowop but not sure what

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:51:26 2023 No.53403930 >>53403884 Nah, 2022 capital gains/losses have all already been booked. This PnD will be reversed as soon as we lift the debt ceiling again later this year so it won't even affect 2023 revenue.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:51:34 2023 No.53403932
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Why the fuck would you short right now? Stop trading against the trend idiot. It's time to BUY. I will keep buying until this market tells me to SELL. Then I will sell it down to ZERO if that is what the market is doing.

The trend is your friend idiot!

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 18:51:44 2023 No.53403936

>>53403862
I doubt it. First of all Women are incapable of love, and she's such a celebrity now that she's only interested in pushing the wokeness, New Green Deal Climate Change Agenda, and castrating white boys so they can remove whiteness from society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:51:55 2023 No.53403938 File: 38 KB, 311x400, Get Comfy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > vested RSUs from December are already up a few thousand $$ because of the last 3 weeks It's like getting a second yearly bonus. EZ money baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:51:59 2023 No.53403940 >>53403915 Leverage

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:52:11 2023 No.53403941

>>53403915
If your entire life savings isn't in stocks or mutual funds right now you aren't bullish enough. If you don't depend on your investments for your lively hood and to pay off your bills otherwise you would be homeless then you aren't bullish enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:52:23 2023 No.53403946 >>53403899 >SOXS WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:52:25 2023 No.53403948
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im trying to open an account with pic related. this morning i got this email. is this normal? when did this shit start? do you all have selfies on file with your broker?

Hello,
Thank you for submitting your tastyworks application. We need some additional documents to verify your identity, social security number. Please send us a colored photograph of your government-issued ID along with a selfie of yourself holding your government-issued ID. Additionally, please send a document that displays your full social security number, something such as a social security card, W2, or the SSA-1099 benefits letter from the Social Security Administration.

To upload your document(s) via our secure document upload portal, please sign in to (redacted)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:52:27 2023 No.53403949 File: 122 KB, 1920x1080, Dwyer - I'm not bullish enough.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403915 Imagine being all in on QQQ, when you could've been all in on TQQQ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:52:29 2023 No.53403950 >>53403899 once it stops falling I'm buying some for sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:12 2023 No.53403959 File: 187 KB, 434x326, 1672528310-neetchan2023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I went long on MSFT with a x15 leverage. Am i going to make it? Pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:18 2023 No.53403960 File: 506 KB, 1200x887, 1674497998968418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stooOOOOoooOOOp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:23 2023 No.53403962 File: 199 KB, 547x530, 1674497223601899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403884 yes the goblin is going all in, unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:27 2023 No.53403963 Love me banana stock, simple as. Ticker: DOLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:29 2023 No.53403964 >>53403812 There was probably muslim cum in that bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:32 2023 No.53403965 SIRS STOP ACQUIRING NOW PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:40 2023 No.53403968 File: 2.08 MB, 308x233, 1673393288248087.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/Udp9RutEC08 DXY dying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:53:52 2023 No.53403973 >>53403949 some on /smg/ went all in TQQQ Leaps :o

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:54:13 2023 No.53403978 that fucking time traveller called a red candle at 2pm which was 7 minutes late apparently

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:54:16 2023 No.53403979 >>53403812 The webm that broke 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:54:51 2023 No.53403992 File: 15 KB, 259x206, 1645649372628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403812 SOXLbros, how are we feeling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:55:07 2023 No.53403995 File: 1.11 MB, 1085x775, 1660931494974398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403851 Take a hike bobo, this is mumu country

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:55:44 2023 No.53404003 File: 161 KB, 1170x976, tBOmdz3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PITTA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:55:46 2023 No.53404004 >>53403979 Quit astroturfing faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:55:48 2023 No.53404006 File: 359 KB, 1024x1024, 1674135338631667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403992 I still need a 2x from here but relatively comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:55:49 2023 No.53404007 File: 1.61 MB, 720x720, theyseemeriding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I bought le dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:56:35 2023 No.53404018 >>53403959 >Pls respond >Consensus estimates for Microsoft’s 2nd quarter point to a 6.5% year-on-year decline in EPS and 3% revenue growth.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:57:14 2023 No.53404028
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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, he laughs to himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:57:28 2023 No.53404030 File: 706 KB, 1180x800, Screen Shot 2023-01-23 at 11.57.10 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yahoo "Finance"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:57:29 2023 No.53404032 File: 246 KB, 408x370, ____.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403812 >not editing that webm to have the cook shoveling in SOXL shares

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:57:45 2023 No.53404035 File: 474 KB, 360x240, 4A345A30-3934-443B-A989-A12CF0EF780B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53403812 She’s the new boxxy isn’t she

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:57:50 2023 No.53404036 File: 300 KB, 1920x1080, Fm_z0ljWAAEm2e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404006 i always loved this pic >>53403992 lots of david SOXL companies earnings this week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:58:03 2023 No.53404038 >>53403979 I really don't understand. It's just some thot ordering food. I don't get it. This is like that image on /fit/ about some dyel kid at the squat rack not doing anything out of the ordinary and you always see /fit/ lose their minds over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:58:23 2023 No.53404040 >>53404035 Selena is 100x better than B*xxy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:58:39 2023 No.53404046 File: 88 KB, 1024x724, 1619484876635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404036 We do business with some of those companies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:58:41 2023 No.53404047 Go DOWN soxl u badtrrd bich

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:58:43 2023 No.53404049
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>December 2021
"Wow tech never goes down! Historic gains! >50% in one year! I'm going to buy in now!"
>January 2022, tech crashes
"What!? This wasn't supposed to happppen nooooo!! How could I have seen this coming when I bought in at the top!?"
>October 2022
"Oil and commodity stocks literally CANNOT be stopped! It's a buyers market! I'm an OIL BARON now!! FUCK TECH! VALUE STOCKS ONLY!"
>January 2023, oil flat, commodities flat
"W-What? Oil was supposed to go to $200 a barrel! Tech is rising?? HOW COULD I HAVE SEEN THIS COMNG?!"

/biz/ never changes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:59:03 2023 No.53404054 >>53404006 The guy should get that checked out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:59:21 2023 No.53404058 >>53404047 Sorry bobo, see you at $20

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 18:59:23 2023 No.53404060

>>53403948
sounds like you got dinged, son. sometimed they do this extra background check by random, sometines something doesnt quite add up with records. it has to do with the patriot act. did you move recently? maybe theres a case of fraud that happened and you gotta check with the credit bureaus

or you are just unlucky. but yeah that happens sometimes, call the broker to confirm thats not a scam email tho and clarify what they exactly want. sometimes these are legit

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:00:17 2023 No.53404073

>>53403948
normal, helps them make sure people are who they say they are, protects you and them long run
by doing stuff like this where their systems are secure they're able to do money transfers much faster - best broker for transferring money in and out of your account I've found (including Schwab / TDA)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:00:18 2023 No.53404076 File: 2.65 MB, 576x1024, 1648185994261.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there is another bullish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:00:30 2023 No.53404080 File: 687 KB, 1454x928, Screen Shot 2023-01-23 at 12.00.20 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It was actually OLIVE oil that went up to $200 a barrel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:00:48 2023 No.53404084 >>53404030 >only 63% of Americans are financially illiterate This is bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:12 2023 No.53404089 File: 57 KB, 2251x293, Screenshot 2023-01-23 at 10-58-59 _biz_ - _smg_ - Stock Market General - Business & Finance - 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] legitimately impressive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:24 2023 No.53404094 Spending an hour on hold to unlock my bank account because they suddenly started requiring me to answer security questions that I wrote 10 years ago to log in. Pretty bearish for my productivity today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:26 2023 No.53404095 >>53404076 the only time a remake has replaced a goblina with a white girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:27 2023 No.53404096 WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:27 2023 No.53404097 bros the market has not been kind to me lately I need to get a job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:01:41 2023 No.53404100 >>53404076 her eyebrows are a bit too bushy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:02:11 2023 No.53404104 >>53404100 >her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:02:15 2023 No.53404105 Kek that candle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:02:24 2023 No.53404106 >>53404089 QRD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:02:26 2023 No.53404107 File: 205 KB, 483x644, AF25F06B-1336-4534-AC16-A44929BF53F4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at that fivehead, I could land my prop plane on that bitch

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:02:47 2023 No.53404111 >>53404100 I bet her bush is bushy too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:03:25 2023 No.53404121 >>53404106 trime traveller/ ai overlord/ lucky guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:03:31 2023 No.53404122 >>53404095 kek. anyways, stocks amirite guys?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:03:32 2023 No.53404123

tempted to try tradingview pro for free one month. pro plan is like 10 bucks.

my broker has better live data i think but i dislike the charts and they dont have an important indicator i need.

tradingview pro is like 10 bux a month. thats not very bad for the stuff you get from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:04:02 2023 No.53404133 File: 287 KB, 615x820, 1671761965207425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > he fomoed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:04:08 2023 No.53404135 >>53404076 Now THAT'S a hot woman. She looks like cuter, younger, normie- Margot Robbie Would slay you all to smell her holes. >>53404089 >load up on MSFT calls Earnings going to go well, tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:04:24 2023 No.53404138 File: 1.34 MB, 1200x1600, miko38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404035 Don't you dare compare boxxy to that disgusting goblina Selena.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:04:41 2023 No.53404140 >>53403948 why come here to complain instead of just doing it? you got something to hide?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:04:43 2023 No.53404141 >>53404107 >I could land my prop plane on that bitch It's no where near big enough to do that, but I see what you're saying about the area below her hairline and above her eye brows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:04:50 2023 No.53404142 >>53404036 >Fm_z0ljWAAEm2e5.jpg thank you fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:05:06 2023 No.53404148 File: 557 KB, 1992x2078, 1670958426182874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > he bought at 4040 Kek baggie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:05:09 2023 No.53404149 Damn I just sold half of my TSLA before today's jump

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:05:27 2023 No.53404155 >>53404035 I have no idea who Boxxy is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:05:36 2023 No.53404160 >>53404076 Gross heroine addict look, decent smile I'll admit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:05:42 2023 No.53404163 File: 50 KB, 597x964, NINTCHDBPICT000616040251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tax season is open. What nigger tier software to use to file 1040s and 1099s? Turbo tax is charging now for roth ira and HSA deductions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:06:18 2023 No.53404170 >>53404149 TSLA is going straight to zero after earning anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:07:19 2023 No.53404185 File: 164 KB, 577x639, 9BC42BFC-4A25-4020-A9FB-D7DB8A1CF1A3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-is t-that a red candle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:08:21 2023 No.53404195 File: 135 KB, 893x782, TaxAct importable brokers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404163 TaxAct is like $80 combined for state and federal investor tier filing. Can only auto-import from a few brokers though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:08:43 2023 No.53404200 File: 346 KB, 470x741, BFB8A66D-88AF-4D70-96BD-DDBD527C1A6B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SKYT earnings on the 13th. I’m all loaded up bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:08:53 2023 No.53404203 File: 243 KB, 597x558, 1669946509986350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404185 Yes

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:08:55 2023 No.53404204 >>53404155 What are you a newfag or something?

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:09:20 2023 No.53404211
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>>53404038
It's because most of this general have autism induced face blindness. For those of us that are normal it's the very intricate details of her behavior and facial expressions that bring out the rage. She knows she's being filmed so she is going out of her way to appear to be the nice, quirky, flirty, cool girl, but doing so as if it comes naturally. And she almost gets away with it too, but she doesn't fool me. She's just a typical thot. Vid related is a real woman. She's already married to me so don't waste your time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:09:21 2023 No.53404212 >>53404195 >$80 That's $80 more than I'm willing to spend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:09:42 2023 No.53404221 How do I stop being so poor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:10:17 2023 No.53404230 >>53404221 Welfare

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:10:22 2023 No.53404232 File: 384 KB, 754x1158, 1614815714694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is TSLA going to kill the rally Wednesday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:10:36 2023 No.53404238 >>53404221 steal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:10:41 2023 No.53404240 i was always more of an applemilk1988 fan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:01 2023 No.53404246 File: 16 KB, 320x320, 1656865052646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404138 >id uuuh fat hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:01 2023 No.53404247 ibogaine will set me free

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:09 2023 No.53404249 What are good funds to buy into, to hold for 2-3 yrs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:12 2023 No.53404250 >>53404230 I am a white single male so unfortunately that is not an option

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:36 2023 No.53404256 >>53404212 Well if you're really that down bad and don't value your time, go through https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free and the equivalent for your state's department of revenue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:43 2023 No.53404258 File: 886 KB, 288x230, Richter Yelling.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wikipedia, Instagram, etc. all now using that stupid sidebar I DON'T CARE FOR IT. META PUTS NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:11:52 2023 No.53404260 File: 2.05 MB, 480x480, 1662085168775267.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404155 I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:12:01 2023 No.53404263 >>53404038 Some anons (keyword some, I haven't even seen it unironically in forever) interpret her mannerisms as being condescending instead of flirty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:12:06 2023 No.53404265 Bring back snacks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:12:09 2023 No.53404266 >>53404240 christ i cant even imagine the full force wall status in currentyear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:12:37 2023 No.53404275 >>53404221 Learn to code, overemploy yourself at 2+ WFH jobs. Easy low six figures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:12:49 2023 No.53404279 File: 802 KB, 1025x588, 1670120499331707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404200 Should be good, their EPS estimate went from -26 to -11 and they've met or beat the last 4 quarters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:28 2023 No.53404286 >>53404232 Absolutely Boeing too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:45 2023 No.53404290 >>53404138 >37:47

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:47 2023 No.53404291 >>53404232 Idk but I bought puts anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:51 2023 No.53404292 File: 1.79 MB, 197x213, 1669836086382095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404246 >onions pawg Goddamnit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:52 2023 No.53404293 >>53404265 If you're a good boy during your soccer game, you can get orange slices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:56 2023 No.53404295 File: 884 KB, 905x911, tard love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404211 Imagine the handjobs. I sometimes fantasize about fucking a tard cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:13:59 2023 No.53404296 >>53404232 MSFT is gonna kill it tomorrow after close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:14:07 2023 No.53404299 >>53404275 >overemploy yourself at 2+ WFH jobs Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:14:18 2023 No.53404301 >>53404279 >anime girl >95% of you dont/havent watched anime I fucking hate you lot. you can tell some fuckin 40+ asshole made that pic SKYT is dead and will NEVER go above $12/share. You'll be eating your dicks soon enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:14:25 2023 No.53404302 >>53404279 I believe. I need another win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:15:17 2023 No.53404317 >>53404221 master excel and get your foot in the door at a large corporation, you'll be able to climb the ranks quickly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:15:42 2023 No.53404322 >>53404299 It's the roasties and other diversity hires that are getting sacked. A White man able to crank through 8 hours of work in 2 can easily stack paychecks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:15:44 2023 No.53404323 >>53404301 I’m 29, made that image, and I just caught up in one piece. What other anime recommendations do you have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:16:11 2023 No.53404330 >>53404038 The dyel kid makes more sense than some 7/10 chick ordering some 4/10 food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:16:54 2023 No.53404342 I sold my SOXL this morning and bought SOXS

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:17:03 2023 No.53404348 File: 220 KB, 1000x1414, FdzaWJVaMAEGVFX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404301 why are you being so ageist anon

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:17:14 2023 No.53404350 >>53404317 I wanna try, what do you do, just wait outside the front door of Mega Corp headquarters for some one to open the door and then you just put your foot in the door?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:18:32 2023 No.53404367 File: 2.46 MB, 320x320, 1670017231905683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404301 >watched anime Hey man, I've seen the Aanimatrix. The Second Renaissance was pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:18:38 2023 No.53404368 Chickenpox anon here... the existing spots seem to be going away, but they're still quite itchy... and now there seem to be some new ones on my head! There were never any on my head before Oh well, I'm up 2% so far today I'll be fine I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:18:51 2023 No.53404371 File: 103 KB, 1600x842, 1518056176867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404211 she probably hasn't properly washed her private parts in years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:20:07 2023 No.53404387 File: 24 KB, 1200x638, 1622837693575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm getting $9000 back on my tax refund. How can I turn this into at least 20k by EOY? Is it even possible anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:20:08 2023 No.53404388 >>53404249 UPRO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:20:21 2023 No.53404390 >>53404060 thanks, yeah i was planning to call before doing anything. >>53404073 so, you have a selfie on file with your broker? that's now weird to you? >>53404140 >you got something to hide? not how america works kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:20:30 2023 No.53404395 This rally has ran out of steam bulls it’s time to give up nice try though

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:22:12 2023 No.53404416
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>>53404371
She has magnificent retard milkers so I'd deal. I watched a video on her and shes dating a straight Chad. The Chad during the video had the same look as the guy in pic related. He knows what he's got.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:22:22 2023 No.53404417 File: 57 KB, 702x337, 1674495988860024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The dip looked so high from here, I thought I was shorting the top!

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:22:37 2023 No.53404421
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>currently waiting for the session to end
>then I will wait for futures to open
>then I will wait for the session to start
>then I will wait for it to end
>end, futures, open, end, futures, open...
>when the week ends I wait for the next week to start
>end, futures, open, end, futures, open...
Waiting is now my life

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:22:43 2023 No.53404424
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>>53404038
tbf that kid in the squat rack was REALLY fucking that whole space up. You know that...
>>53404323
Lies.
>>53404348
Youre being old in my safe space.
>>53404367
Wrong. That wasn't worth watching.
>>53404395
>This rally has ran out of steam
Pfft, bro I got all my money in SPY calls. You really bettin against me and my ilk? RLY??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:23:00 2023 No.53404426 File: 2.40 MB, 1920x1024, 1673080952319435.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry JXN chads, I was looking at it last week and considered buying, but chickened out...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:23:03 2023 No.53404428 >>53404387 0DTE options on FOMC day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:23:10 2023 No.53404432 >>53404256 Thanks that's what I was looking for

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:23:50 2023 No.53404437 >>53404387 >when you do your taxes for the first time and you get $10,000,000 back You sure about that calculation, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:24:04 2023 No.53404439 >>53404038 you literally just have zoom-zooms saving every shit they find on 4chin next they will repost those 2 autistic girls "fighting" with a brush

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:24:25 2023 No.53404442 >>53404390 >you have a selfie on file with your broker yeah, not the first time either, had to do so for different crypto exchanges, different brokers, and tasty. it's just verification that you are who you say you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:25:19 2023 No.53404453 File: 2.62 MB, 480x853, 1628515044244.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404439 Don't have that one, will this one work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:25:37 2023 No.53404461 >>53404417 Hows the weather down there squirt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:26:14 2023 No.53404471 Brappy gas bros are we recovering?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:26:18 2023 No.53404472 >>53403885 She probably has embarrassingly messy shits. Not a complaint, BTW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:26:40 2023 No.53404476 File: 803 KB, 640x800, 1646102747233.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sp pumping >tbills at 5% >economy strong, gdp growing how can you lose in 2023?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:27:11 2023 No.53404484 File: 103 KB, 358x333, 1673545736621498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Won't the high stock prices and weakening dollar keep inflation too high?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:27:15 2023 No.53404485 >>53404453 Hey you got the one of the father/duo who both became trans and the son is flailing around like some kind of retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:27:18 2023 No.53404486 File: 453 KB, 1280x720, que-miras-bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ¿Qué mirás, BOBO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:27:39 2023 No.53404489 >>53404476 >economy strong They were out of sponges at the grocery store. Not a doomer nor bear, but shit's gettin weird.

߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:27:47 2023 No.53404490
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literally just closed all my positions, i am 100% cash right now

dont know why, my instincts simply told me to do it

just went outside and took this picture, do you like it
>inb4 you doxx me because im too lazy to remove exif (im in clearwater florida)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:27:48 2023 No.53404491 >>53403926 >>53403888 Doesn't it usually cause a tidal wave of incel rage? Just like the "I recoded my gf coming from work for a whole year" webm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:29:20 2023 No.53404505 >>53404461 It's room temperature, don't buy BOIL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:29:36 2023 No.53404509 File: 2.69 MB, 1152x480, 1639853382837.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404485 Hmm I don't think so. I have this though.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:29:48 2023 No.53404511 >>53404490 I would take a shower if I were you, that's a scary amount of chemtrails, they're probably using chemtrails to spread the vax in Florida now because deSantis didn't force everyone to get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:30:02 2023 No.53404514 File: 68 KB, 1007x1024, 1596769913913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404490 I am 6 hours away from you, never forget that (^:

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:30:31 2023 No.53404516 File: 57 KB, 533x457, 1502836893894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404484 Probably but the TV said inflation is Putin's fault

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:31:04 2023 No.53404523 >>53404514 You should probably stay indoors and get a shower too, you guys are getting dosed by the chemtrails and don't even realize it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:31:23 2023 No.53404525 >>53404491 I see more people asking why they keep seeing it than anger. Smells like some autistic attention whoring astroturfing. Vidya butts but substantially less funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:31:30 2023 No.53404529 >>53404489 overfishing. sponges are near extinct and no one will protect them

GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK Mon Jan 23 19:31:53 2023 No.53404533
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Hello fellas. I am gigaport. I am a gambling addict that is pivoting from losing to the casino to losing on the stock market. At least I wont go fully broke though. I aim to post everyday showing my daily progress aiming to hit 50k by the end of the year. A mammoth task for my broke ass but You have to be ambitious if youre a gambler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:32:13 2023 No.53404535 File: 749 KB, 1440x1244, 1668133711237110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo You think you're in control?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:32:56 2023 No.53404539 File: 109 KB, 960x638, Big Fund Manager for You.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404535

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:33:11 2023 No.53404544 >>53404533 there is absolutely no need for you to tripfag you can post updates on your 10 pound portfolio without a tripcode

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:33:24 2023 No.53404548 File: 44 KB, 220x225, 1672188542959758.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's SPY's 30th birthday today. You say something nice about SPY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:33:25 2023 No.53404550 >>53404533 >new tripfag WE HAVEN'T BOTTOMED, YET!! WE HAVE NOT BOTTOMED!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:33:46 2023 No.53404558 File: 156 KB, 1087x1372, foodtruckwhore - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobos, now is the time to make your move

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:33:49 2023 No.53404559 >>53404533 buy yourself a pack of bubble gum and call it a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:34:26 2023 No.53404564 >>53404533 I spent more on beef jerky just now than your portfolio lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:34:36 2023 No.53404566 >>53404548 I like your haircut, SPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:34:56 2023 No.53404572 If I label myself a Ukrainian, do I get a few million?

>>	GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK Mon Jan 23 19:34:57 2023 No.53404573 >>53404564 I have lost 6 figures gambling. I will find the funds should I forget about gambling and learn to be hungry for money accumulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:35:42 2023 No.53404583 >>53404550 It's probably yet another baggot trip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:35:45 2023 No.53404584 >>53404573 Maybe you ought to limit your gambling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:35:58 2023 No.53404590 Thats enough of gigaport posting. I dont want to shit up the thread trip posting. I shall just post 1 daily udpate with my portfolio changes. Looking forward to becoming a rich chad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:36:44 2023 No.53404596 >>53404573 >I have lost 6 figures gambling. What do you play?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:37:11 2023 No.53404605 File: 49 KB, 934x922, 1645398183300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UNO BARTO

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:37:14 2023 No.53404606

>>53404584
Thats the aim of this project. To forget about gambling on blackjack and baccarat and what have you and putting it all on the stock market instead. I used to be able to find hundreds of pounds every other day out of thin air selling stuff, doing odd jobs, fuck knows what, when youre an addict you always manage to find the dough. If I can channel this energy into my gigaport. then anything is fucking possible

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:37:24 2023 No.53404610

>>53404533
Welcome to /smg/ Gigaport. Let me introduce myself. I am BagholderExtraordinaire or Baggie for short. I come in here to shit post, and always glad to have new frens in the game. If you ever need some advice feel free to ask. Take care, and G_d bless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:37:25 2023 No.53404611 >>53404583 >It's probably yet another baggot trip Oh? Is that why the quasar is suddenly gone? You think baggie is ashkenazi jew? I heard their mentally fucked up; like baggot...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:37:44 2023 No.53404614 >>53404533 This might be the saddest poorfolio I've seen on here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:37:55 2023 No.53404617 All I want is to be rich enough so I can have a family in the USA, a family in Argentina, and a family in Northern Italy. Is that to much to ask?!?! REEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:38:42 2023 No.53404626 >>53404606 I guess that's an improvement but I think you need an irl support group for gambling retards like you. Bagholding isn't fun though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:38:57 2023 No.53404629 >>53404610 Great, we've got a gambling addict and a Jew. Now we just need a dancing bear and a parakeet, and we can start a circus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:39:05 2023 No.53404631 File: 379 KB, 1235x1600, 1671406847063076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404606 Well, good luck. Remember: you gotta know when to hold em, when to fold em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:39:06 2023 No.53404632 Rocker you have one (1) chance to make things right. I know scoops' favourite coffee shop and I will arrange a Sleepless In Seattle-esque meetcute for the two of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:39:39 2023 No.53404637 >>53404626 How is it not fun I have a raging hardon looking at my portfolio right now. all £10 of it >>53404610 Hello Baggie. I already got a laugh out of somebody calling you baggot. I imagine you rile up people really good. I already like you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:39:46 2023 No.53404639 File: 1.01 MB, 640x464, 1673502470506740.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404610 >G_d bless Shut your fucking mouth, kike

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:39:59 2023 No.53404640 File: 224 KB, 716x771, 1615320254195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The time to once more tell Mumu fucking shits to get out of my way might well be nigh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:40:25 2023 No.53404645 >>53404606 >blackjack and baccarat Did you bust counting cards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:40:50 2023 No.53404650 >>53404611 >You think baggie is ashkenazi jew? I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life. >>53404637 don't encourage him

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:41:02 2023 No.53404653 File: 592 KB, 2202x1486, 20220706_202738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all i want is to be rich enough to convince a 8/10 female to bear me a son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:41:23 2023 No.53404655 File: 654 KB, 366x468, 1649807305114.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404639 >TFW no Torquemada GF

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:41:33 2023 No.53404658

>>53404637
At least you got the correct idea that the amount you play with is irrelevant. What's not fun is when everything goes mildly up and down everyday but not really going anywhere, or you were excited to make a move but once it's down you go in the red a bit and just have to wait and wait...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:41:40 2023 No.53404661 CEI is pumping again don't get bagged though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:42:15 2023 No.53404666 File: 90 KB, 503x544, 1645407977870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:42:16 2023 No.53404667 File: 2.03 MB, 1024x1024, 1663142576771321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404640 We shall see, bobro

>>	GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK Mon Jan 23 19:42:20 2023 No.53404670 File: 44 KB, 1201x583, Gigaportday1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOVEMENT ALERT The porfolio is down 0.03. A very shaky start indeed. Perhaps I will have to top of the investment by the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:42:26 2023 No.53404672 >>53404653 Unfortunately no amount of wealth can accomplish that. Your only hope is to travel to southeast asia.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:42:38 2023 No.53404675 >>53404650 >don't encourage him wtf is that supposed to mean?

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:42:42 2023 No.53404677 File: 719 KB, 1959x1469, 20220707_204029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY UNDER 400 ALART >SPY UNDER 400 >ALART

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:43:03 2023 No.53404682 File: 2.39 MB, 576x1024, 1672466300056790.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404486 argentinian cunny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:43:20 2023 No.53404684 >>53403855 source

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:44:43 2023 No.53404702 >>53404682 Women disgust me. Why won’t they just have sex with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:44:48 2023 No.53404703 >>53404675 You emanate enough jewish slime unprovoked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:45:01 2023 No.53404706 File: 27 KB, 602x476, 39485045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I GOT.... HOOKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:45:21 2023 No.53404709 >>53404682 >cunny >posts oldest post wall roastie he can find

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:45:28 2023 No.53404713 File: 94 KB, 670x641, 1671121764951799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BASTARD BITCH STOP REDEEMING

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:45:38 2023 No.53404715 >>53404655 She cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:45:58 2023 No.53404720 File: 204 KB, 1111x747, 1674147564887403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > HE BOUGHT AT 4040 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:46:04 2023 No.53404723 File: 31 KB, 585x458, 1610487102547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:46:26 2023 No.53404728 File: 1007 KB, 1639x1230, 20221204_122614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404490 my instincts were right yet again I am literally LITERALLY psychic and I truly believe this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:46:38 2023 No.53404731 File: 84 KB, 438x206, You should've cut loss earlier, you dumb fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404713

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:46:39 2023 No.53404733 File: 544 KB, 4000x2672, 1674154723585087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >One red candle and all the bears shit, piss, and cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:47:14 2023 No.53404742 the world's biggest tech companies are firing their women and minorities, and their stock prices are rising in return it is confirmed - stocks are racist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:47:24 2023 No.53404745 File: 594 KB, 478x705, 1668887299294675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uh oh

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:47:27 2023 No.53404747 File: 919 KB, 1941x1455, 20220607_174214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404728 oh no it rotated the image how embarrassing...

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:47:29 2023 No.53404748
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I told you dummies before, when opex Friday has a clear trend, the following Monday tends to continue that trend but break it around 3:20 pm. Well it came a bit earlier than usual.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 19:47:44 2023 No.53404752 Where were you when the SPY was kill? I was in /smg/ introducing myself to Gigaport, when I look at chart. >SPY IS KILL NO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:47:46 2023 No.53404753 umm, why is the market going the wrong way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:47:53 2023 No.53404755 I'm buying for power hour that's just some consolidation (((they))) want to go higher it seems

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:48:59 2023 No.53404771 What's the opposite of a dead cat bounce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:49:22 2023 No.53404773 File: 500 KB, 1200x1136, 1674141357685135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baggie bought calls at 4030 , i bought puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:49:29 2023 No.53404775 File: 513 KB, 828x1123, beclown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP SELLING NOW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:49:46 2023 No.53404784 >yields green >dollar green >vix green

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:49:51 2023 No.53404785 >>53401271 you were warned

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:49:51 2023 No.53404786
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Wake up, hun. What’s that? You were dreaming that I was a famous actress and I cut my tits of and started shooting testosterone. You’re so funny. You look stressed. Watch this funny video and have this hot pocket.
https://youtu.be/0RyA3cI1Qt4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:50:02 2023 No.53404789 is 'florida man' a psyop because fuck off, we're full?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:50:17 2023 No.53404795 We're still very green you fucking benchods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:50:33 2023 No.53404798 >>53404682 Cunny doesn't mean what you think it means

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 19:51:04 2023 No.53404806 File: 1010 KB, 1964x1473, 20221029_111743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404789 Florida is literally paradise (I dont go to the bad neighborhoods)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:51:14 2023 No.53404807 File: 47 KB, 1036x587, FnLBHRlXwAM_-dI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much are you betting that this time will be different or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:51:38 2023 No.53404813 File: 1.75 MB, 4000x3000, B93B23A8-1035-420C-B1B7-58C490B48B75.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:52:11 2023 No.53404820 >>53404807 >my lines were wrong! >time to draw brand new lines!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:52:19 2023 No.53404823 What's Baggies' returns anyhow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:52:21 2023 No.53404824 File: 169 KB, 400x416, 1673548246184796.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404731 how do I get a stock trading anime gf? also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:52:46 2023 No.53404831 >>53404820 Line has remain unbroken for a year now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:52:50 2023 No.53404833 >>53404824 She's an FX trader.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:01 2023 No.53404834
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I bless white-absolutist America

And fun sexy good globalism

This is what happens to exchange students who visit true America

She’s going to have pure white American babies soon too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:12 2023 No.53404836 UH OH, HOTDOG!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:19 2023 No.53404838 >>53404806 do you have room for a 30something white couple with a baby on the way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:38 2023 No.53404843 >>53404834 not the same person

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:43 2023 No.53404846 loaded up with 350 march puts at 402, am i doing it right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:53:47 2023 No.53404847 >>53404784 >dollar green wont manage to break 104 until end of month

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:54:32 2023 No.53404853 >>53404833 okay, how do I get an anime gf forex trader?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:55:13 2023 No.53404862 >>53404807 200 day got its ass raped, we'll see new ATHs this year >>53404709 >>53404798 I dont care

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:55:34 2023 No.53404867 File: 14 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404853

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:56:34 2023 No.53404877 File: 24 KB, 380x368, It's Time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Next leg up let's goooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:56:52 2023 No.53404881 File: 46 KB, 500x500, sike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:58:06 2023 No.53404896 >>53404881 its days like today im glad im not trading a goddamned thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:58:24 2023 No.53404899 >>53404076 I’m in love bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:58:30 2023 No.53404901 File: 25 KB, 373x329, 2E2F4289-35B2-401B-A0EB-850340CE4E7C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glad I bought 20 put contracts at 400 SPY this morning... 1/24 expiration knew this fake and gay pump would crater

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:59:32 2023 No.53404923 File: 525 KB, 1477x948, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there really nothing wrong with FX trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:59:37 2023 No.53404925 File: 337 KB, 522x748, 1611197815400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404896 I scooped some KR this morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:59:53 2023 No.53404932 >spy hits 400 >short it >rinse and repeat it’s that fucking ez

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:59:55 2023 No.53404933 File: 490 KB, 1264x776, 1565561319753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >+7% on TSLA are we actually pumping? I've waited the entire year for this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 19:59:56 2023 No.53404935 >>53404076 how come when zoomers dress like that it's /fa/ but when i dress like that i'm asked to leave the establishment?

>>	$30K SILJ Calls Mon Jan 23 20:00:12 2023 No.53404940 File: 2.21 MB, 1080x1920, 1674431967202191.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53404901 Fuck i'd love to see spy hit circuit breakers down tomorrow. How far down are the breakers? 10%?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:01:39 2023 No.53404956 >>53404940 7%

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:03:24 2023 No.53404983 >>53404940 7% = 15 min stop 13% = another 15 min stop 20% = game over for the day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:04:26 2023 No.53405002 >>53404923 As long as you can (temporarily) steal your dad's savings, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:08:03 2023 No.53405053 This fake pump cannot shake my resolve. I WILL BE RICH OR I WILL MEET MY BOBROS IN VALHALLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:10:52 2023 No.53405093 Gonna put my final $8000 into July SPY 300P. How rich will I be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:11:21 2023 No.53405105 >>53404983 what the fuck is this? So much for "free" market

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:11:56 2023 No.53405113 are we at the bottom yet? It's been just over a year of the market being shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:12:03 2023 No.53405117 File: 491 KB, 1920x1080, boboS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bears S

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Mon Jan 23 20:12:14 2023 No.53405122 File: 993 KB, 2036x1527, 20220718_202413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405093 how does $0 sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:02 2023 No.53405132 >>53405113 Bear markets can last much longer and crab markets even longer than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:07 2023 No.53405133 Gonna put my final $8000 into July SPY 500C. How rich will I be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:26 2023 No.53405136 File: 246 KB, 400x400, 1673623241266140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405113 The market shitted and farted for a year after 2008 before the gigadump. If we don't get blown the fuck before February ends, the bull run is back on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:28 2023 No.53405137 File: 978 KB, 1600x1208, bartfront.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:45 2023 No.53405145 >>53403812 QRD on the girl ordering food. Is this what she's famous for? You guys are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:13:53 2023 No.53405148 File: 15 KB, 500x326, Sunrise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405133 how does $0 sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:08 2023 No.53405151 >>53405145 no u.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:09 2023 No.53405152 >>53405105 every time a level 3 circuit break is declared, that is a buy signal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:42 2023 No.53405160 File: 437 KB, 793x601, b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:43 2023 No.53405161 normies: SPY puts based: DIA puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:44 2023 No.53405162 >>53405148 Lol gottem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:14:47 2023 No.53405164 File: 2.23 MB, 480x600, 1673729774711609.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What isn't pumped yet that I should buy? Chudstocks only please no tranny stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:17:00 2023 No.53405193 Reminder that this is a new year, and you can now move fresh funds into your Roth IRAs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:17:21 2023 No.53405197 >>53405105 20% is spy falling from 400 to 320 in a day, so basically something big just happened and maybe it's better for people to take a break and digest the news

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:17:51 2023 No.53405206 I shorted the local dip instead of going long...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:18:07 2023 No.53405208 File: 470 KB, 245x200, giphy (4).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405193 I still label it as 2022 contributions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:18:28 2023 No.53405215 File: 16 KB, 480x494, 39CBC813-B1C0-4A8B-B904-333D2F1CC8B0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pep bros… we’re being laughed at again

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon Jan 23 20:19:13 2023 No.53405224 Mother fucker. I went out for 15 minutes and now we're completely fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:19:14 2023 No.53405225 should I do ETFs instead of stocks if I just want to dump a pile of money and forget about it for a couple years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:19:50 2023 No.53405234 File: 226 KB, 1080x936, KO vs SPY Dividend Reinvestment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405225 I don't know, you tell me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:20:06 2023 No.53405237 >>53405208 You can finish out 2022 funding as well. Beware of income limits though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:20:36 2023 No.53405246 File: 218 KB, 640x552, 1659367649872936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there are over 100 unique IPs in /smg/ right now. the /smg/ bull market is back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:20:51 2023 No.53405254 >>53405225 Sure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:20:54 2023 No.53405255 >>53405225 A simple, conservative portfolio of 100% UPRO ought to do well if you buy and hold a few years. Unless, of course the US collapses. And collapses in a non-inflationary way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:21:07 2023 No.53405259 Next >>53405253 >>53405253 >>53405253

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:21:10 2023 No.53405260 spy gonna get rejected at 400 yet again? at this rate it’ll be 2024 before spy actually closes above it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:21:55 2023 No.53405273 >>53405237 >income limits My backdoor Roth spits on the IRS' income limits. ptoo

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:23:38 2023 No.53405304

>>53405225
Yes. Broad index funds are best if you want to let your investments sit for years without thinking about them.
Just be aware two years isn't very long for stocks. It wouldn't be unusual for your investment to lose value over that time. Stocks are for when you're investing for a decade or more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:27:47 2023 No.53405390 >>53405133 You’re not serious are you? We’re on the top trendline now, but why would you think we would break through it now? The Fed hasn’t cut rates and started printing and there’s no indication they will this year.

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 20:33:39 2023 No.53405474

>>53404940
Is there even only one (1) of those nu softcore tits & ass models that isn't obviously a daughter of millionaires (house equity included) judging by the background and surroundings in their videos?

Do non-$-millionaires not have hot daughters? Is beauty a financial thing?

>>	$30K SILJ Calls Mon Jan 23 20:46:14 2023 No.53405674 File: 1.15 MB, 640x1105, dikplyd9l1m51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53405273 How does one get a backdoor roth? Fuck what even is a backdoor roth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:29:59 2023 No.53406390 File: 497 KB, 512x448, 1674468899369294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >When you check AQB Revenue vs Cost of Revenue

Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:47:25 2023 No.53406684

last week i was scalping the 1 min chart and I became pretty frustrated. then I began thinking and remembered that i actually have a full-time job. so today I decided to drop the 1 minute chart and zoom out. got a pretty nice trade. pretty happy with it.
anyways, thanks for reading my blog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:48:50 2023 No.53406711 >>53406684 congrats anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 21:54:08 2023 No.53406778 File: 41 KB, 680x628, 1673302933183356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53406711 tank fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 23 22:10:14 2023 No.53406994 This market behaviour should signal to the FED to continue hitting the brakes, SPY trading like a shitcoin

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