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>> No.53400305
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I am losing a lot of money...

>> No.53400307

I'll put a grand into SQQQ if someone can guess my waifu

>> No.53400316

RECESSION CANCELLED THE TWENTY YEAR GOLDEN BVLLRUN HAS BEGUN


BUY BUY BUY

>> No.53400321
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>>53400290
First for brokers(female).

>> No.53400330

UONE over $6 and we are not even close to June yet. Kinda sissy NGL fr fr

>> No.53400341

>silver down 4% today
l m a o
bullish indicator for the dollar

>> No.53400355

>>53400330
I hate phone posting. Autocorrect is so gay. Time to get up from bed I guess

>> No.53400365

>>53400307
Your sister

>> No.53400378

are we really have to wait until the last moment next week when Jpow is gonna drop his rates like woah?
Seems a bit stupid to me. the more the market pumps, the more Jay will be pissed

>> No.53400379
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>> No.53400387

>>53400305
>He didn't buy the generational bottom

Ohnononono

>> No.53400392

>>53400378
Fed doesn't care about stock market anymore since 2021Q3

>> No.53400397

Tencent three body problem is legit great. Refreshing they are autistically true to the books and doing 30 episodes per book. Free on YouTube.

>> No.53400401
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I love this coom market

>> No.53400402

I yolod a couple grand at BOIL at 9.99 what am I in for

>> No.53400404
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53400413

Imagine thinking we didn't bottom already when SPY hit 350. The recession is over.

>> No.53400431

>>53400392
they do. Wasn't brainart who said that she more liked the market valuation after jackson hole?

>> No.53400436

>>53400413
Yo, this recession is just barely starting. The boys over at f.e. and d have over tightened and it's going to take them at least 6 more months to fix their mistake.

>> No.53400438

Buy Coinbase, easy x2. Simple as.

>> No.53400441

GEO is up to 2021 price, but back then at least it paid juicy yield. Nowadays it lays nothing. Kinda retarded

>> No.53400443
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>>53400431
>brainart
>Hole

>> No.53400446

>>53400436
Hello sweety, the stock market is forward looking.

>> No.53400455

>tranny janny goes on a faggot power tripping rampage last weekend out of no where
>"Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here."

Really makes you think

>> No.53400470

>>53400431
Maybe they have their individual opinions, but stock market performance is not a metric that Fed uses to make decissions.

>> No.53400474
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His spirit is guiding us.

>> No.53400478
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>>53400446
Quasar, AKA Baggie, AKA the biggest kike on this God forsake board, is merely a troll, anon.

>> No.53400481

>>53400413
If we see a pivot come Q3 Q4 as most talking heads say we will have had a soft landing.

I just cannot get behind this with how hard they are metaling with the metrics and the things Biden says to try and make it look all good. I cannot see how we don't get out of this with a 1/3 for our GDP going to pay interest on national debt...

>> No.53400485

Why are stocks soaring on declining leading indicators for the n-th month in a row? Are stocks actually trying to price past a recession before it starts kek

>> No.53400489

>>53400446
In fact, today's gains are actually pricing in the coming recession, the late 2023/early 2024 recovery, "The Summer Plunge of 2024" (and subsequent depression), and finally the bull market of 2026.

>> No.53400490

AMD CHADS RISE UP

>> No.53400513

>>53400455
wait so you mean to tell me the mods are asleep?

>> No.53400523
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>>53400485
some anon posted this screencap a few threads ago
probably doesn't explain it allt, but it might be one of the reasons for the market's sentiement

>> No.53400530

>>53400478
The Quasar is not baggie, baggie is some faggot, stop trying to compare The Quasar to that faggot.

>> No.53400534

When do we dump I bought ours thank you

>> No.53400541

>>53400056
The thing about those trailing period returns is that they are only the average yearly return across those time spans. Everything had 100% 1 year return around March 2021. Total Return factors in dividends, so it's also possible for the price to be more flat and get more payout. Reinvesting dividends is important for compounding total return. Some mutual funds do this, but etfs generally do not.

The numbers look about right since globalization benefitted international co's and dollar based interest rates fell broadly. But now we are moving into a higher baseline interest environment, along with a dollar shortage. While in the 2020s value will outperform growth imo, I'm uncertain ex-US will outperform US. Your fund doesn't leave the US entirely so it has some geo-diversificstion. It's not a bad pick imo.

If you want a better tiol for comparison, check out portfolio visualizer, put in your fund at 100% as one, spy as another, and look at how they behaved. You can alter timeframes, reinvestment strategy, etc. Much more direct about performance in certain timeframes as you can see it on a graph than Morningstar spamming you with obtuse metrics.

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>>53400530
And yet you don't deny the charge of being a Jew. Curious.

>> No.53400549

>>53400485
Fed and Jerome are seen as cucks so the markets aren't believing their doomposting. Geromy should've hit the market with surprise revenge hikes to prove he's serious, now the inflation will take a lot longer to tame and normal people will get heemed halfway to Weimar by collapsing living standards.

>> No.53400554

I demand a refund on my SARKK investment.

>> No.53400555
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>dotcom bubble was 5 year run 1995-2000
>5 year recover to old ATH before crashing down again 2003-2008
>QE bubble from 2009, accelerated in 2021, 12 years
>12 year recovery to get back to ATH? 2035?
>baby boomer demographic is exiting liquidity
>global trade is ending
>only path is paper gains going forward

Jerome might as well hit zero on interest rates or keep pumping rates for no reason until fortune 500 companies start folding

>> No.53400556

s&p has been bumping up around the 4000 range for weeks now but it always runs out of steam and can never break past resistance

>> No.53400560

>>53400523
10yrs of QE will do that to you... A whole generation who knows nothing but free money and spending as a policy.

>> No.53400564

Nothing is serious until SPY breaks 400.

>> No.53400566

>SPX up
>Dollar up
>oil up
>Yields up
>VIX up (slightly)
What did they mean by this

>>53400523
I thought the bullish case was a soft landing with no recession due to strong economic data?

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>>53400544
nor the accusations of trolling

>> No.53400569

>>53400485
It's pricing in a pivot, the market doesn't believe the Fed.

>> No.53400573
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>>53400544
....what is that man eating? It looks kinda gross

>> No.53400576
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SOXLsisters we eatin good today

>> No.53400577

>>53400485
The big freeze and death of the universe is priced in. Spy will literally never go below 400 ever again.

>> No.53400583
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I SOLD TOO EARLY I JUST A MISSED A +20% . IM SO DONE

>> No.53400596

>>53400549
>aren't believing their doomposting
The Fed isn't doomposting, they literally say every meeting that the economy is strong and can handle further tightening albeit at a slower pace due to moderating inflation. They've been consistent for about 9 months now.

>>53400569
If they're pricing in a pivot that would imply that something bad would happen economically to cause it. The Fed isn't just going to cut because "uh.. we just can now okay" kek. If you believed that something bad was about to happen economically why would you fomo into shitcos?

>> No.53400597

>>53400485
We have been in a recession now since last summer or even longer. Historically, every time a recession is officially declared is when we are already coming out of one.

>> No.53400602

Goodbye bros.

>> No.53400608

>>53400597
Uh sorry sweaty but President Brandon explicitly said we're not in a recession, in case you forgot.

>> No.53400611

>>53400573
Looks like rice and beans

>> No.53400618
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>>53400567

>> No.53400619
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mutt bros what happened, we were supposed to win

>> No.53400620

>>53400485
Delusional people take a while to understand what's going on

>> No.53400628
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>>53400602
take out some select officials before you go and stream yourself doing a flip on the way out

>> No.53400640

>and just like that SPY will never go below $399, ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr5rYHyTbg

>> No.53400641

>>53400619
I have no idea what this means.

>> No.53400643

>>53400596
They are pricing in a pivot without anything bad happening, yes it's retarded.

>> No.53400647

>>53400573
Goyslop (asian)

>> No.53400651

>>53400602
you going to the store or the something gran me a Publix tendie sub

>> No.53400654
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>He bought SQQQ at open

>> No.53400658

>>53400597
No we haven't, it isn't backed up by evidence (no declining employment, no decline in GDP, concurrent economic indicators fine, etc.) and leading indicators are still pointing downwards, usually those bottom at some point during the recession.

>> No.53400664

Feels good having bought generational bottom in October. I'm browsing my portfolio now and everything is up 10-40% since the. And most of those are divvy paying companies too.

>> No.53400665

.... Why ETFs in American market all track whatever index produced dedocatedly for them, instead of locally famous indexes like KOSPI, Nikkei 225, TOPIX, or such

>> No.53400675
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>>53400641
the bear case is falling apart

>> No.53400677

Cucked myself out of gains once again....

>> No.53400683
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>>53400619

>> No.53400694

>>53400675
Overlaying a chart on another chart isn't a "case" kek

>> No.53400701
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>>53400683
>chartfags

>> No.53400703
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Is SPY really just going to tongue 400's anus and dump again?

>> No.53400706
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Is it too late to buy rn?

>> No.53400712

>>53400683
>all cases have an imminent dump

>> No.53400717

excuse me I as promised a crash during the quarter last year, not in two more

>> No.53400720

>>53400703
Until it can break out of the 200 day moving average and stay above those lines, you can be sure that there will be another leg down if it can't hold these levels.

>> No.53400730

>>53400706
Sell signal

>> No.53400734
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Oh god... my tax documents are starting to arrive

>> No.53400745
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>>53400730
I fomoed

>> No.53400747

>>53400734
Thank you for your service to Shaniqua and Miguel anon

>> No.53400750

>>53400745
You just doomed all Mumus

>> No.53400754

>>53400703
that's the plan, tongue the taint of the shitter and pisser then resume the dump. the economy is worse today than it was in 2008 and way worse than it was in 1929.

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>>53400734

>> No.53400773

My net worth is back to where it was last June. I might be poor but at least I'm consistent.

>> No.53400778
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>>53400762

>> No.53400793

Uranium bros this is our year

>> No.53400805
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It is abundantly clear at this point that we have passed the bottom. Given that fact of reality, it feels like a good time to dump everything into growth stocks, aka "shitty meme companies", to ride the wave up.
What growth opportunities are you eying? I'm personally looking at re-entering a TSLA position. With Elon distracted with Twitter, the company can actually get better.

>> No.53400810

>>53400762
Back to prison?

>> No.53400811
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Once again YANG is the only thing dragging down my folio.

>> No.53400820

>>53400793
UUUU
U
U
U

>> No.53400833

>>53400810
Taxation is, in a way, a prison yes

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>>53400734
same

>> No.53400843

>>53400805
make sure to get some AQB

>> No.53400850

>Motley Fool issues a rare “all in” buy alert

Should I pay up to see what it is?

>> No.53400854

>>53400703
definitely.

>> No.53400858

>>53400850
it's SQQQ

>> No.53400866

>>53400850
All in on puts on my puts

>> No.53400877

NVDA just keeps pumping day after day with no news. Weird.
Have I missed the start of a new SOXL golden bull run?

>> No.53400890
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The market went on crab mode when i fomoed in . I didnt buy the top right?

>> No.53400891

>>53400290
long enron

>> No.53400903

>>53400485
Apparently the actual answer to this is that the TGA has been offsetting the Fed's tightening with more liquidity. In summary, Janet Yellen has saved stocks (for now)

>> No.53400905

AND DOWN WE START TO GO, SPYBROS
top is in for the day

>> No.53400906

>>53400703
The only growth stock I own is UONE. This is most innovative company focused on delivering value to Black community. They will be using AI from now on to improve BIPOC content visibility in advertising and improve fair monetization. I'm in tears being part of this groundbreaking progress as an investor.

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>>53400877
no

>> No.53400911

Google Ads is down. Short GOOG

>> No.53400913

lol just as i said, s&p can barely keep up this act of trying to go past ironclad resistance

>> No.53400929

>>53400905
If I didn't know any better I would say that looks like a top too. Time to watch it go back down.

>> No.53400937
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Don't say we didn't warn you.

>> No.53400938

What would be some good stocks to consider for a roth? Was looking at kn (knowles) that make audio and hearing aid things because I am a teacher and it is very clear the upcoming generation will experience higher rates of hearing loss.

>> No.53400945

>>53400909
Is this room secure now?

>> No.53400951
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>>53400890
likely the local top
thank you for your sacrifice
F

>> No.53400952
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Is there any reason not to short intel?

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>>53400485
Fed needs an asset crash in real terms, not nominal, as long as the labor market stays tight wages will pump and therefore earnings won't be horrible, RE will continue to bleed masking the wage pump from PCE, downward crab till 2024, but no (nominal) crash. Zombie companies will continue to fail, but as long as labor market is tight the contagion will be minimal, Golden Crab has begun

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>>53400945
glowniggers leave

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>>53400945
I only know it was yesterday, I haven't inspected the door and behind my couch yet today.

>> No.53400985
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S&p500 broke 4000 , LFGGGGGG

>> No.53400987

>>53400966
>>53400945
Alright they're all gone, you may continue.

>> No.53401000

>>53400938
AMAT, SOFI, MSFT, AMZN, AAPL, BCC, MDB.
I own some of those, but not all.

>> No.53401005

>>53400850
It's SHOP

You're late to the party anyway

>> No.53401006

Why line go up

>> No.53401007

>>53400307
your mom

>> No.53401011
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nice day for them there semiconductors
seems like a good investment

>> No.53401016

>>53400952
They cancelled a foundry, so that money is going to be on their balance sheet this report.
They like to fuck up their earnings, but this one might be different.

>> No.53401022

>>53401006
Everyone who sold has sold. After a year of selling eventually you are going to run out of sellers.

>> No.53401026

>>53401011
Not sure about investing, but it looks like a great trade right now.

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>>53401011
Shut up green Ran.

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>>53401006
because he loves us

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>>53400906
that stock just put me into a deep coma just thinking about that waste of money. who the fuck is going to invest in that?

>> No.53401047

>>53401011
well there's your top signal, you can commence the fire sale at anytime.

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Are you opening up anon?

>> No.53401056

OXY you piece of shit go up

>> No.53401057

>>53401006
Stocks look like a better investment now so people are buying

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>>53401011
my portfolio is 100% 300% semiconductors.

>> No.53401072

>>53401000
what's the deal with AMAT?

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>>53401036
>>53401026
neither of you checked em
your opinions are therefore invalid

>> No.53401086
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$276 call from Friday. Why did I only buy one of them?

>> No.53401090

>>53401056
Why would it?
The only reason OXY is even trading where it is was the Buffet bid. It won't move higher unless he starts bidding higher.

>> No.53401093

Surely nobody is going short here right

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>>53401037
He is my fren.

>> No.53401101

>>53400683
Astrology is literally better at predicting things than TA

>> No.53401104

>>53401093
i did

>> No.53401107

>>53401044
It's ok, I'm sure there are plenty of more exciting stocks out there.

>> No.53401110

>>53401093
its the perfect time to go short actually, every time stocks have reached the 200 day we take another leg down

>> No.53401113

>>53401090
Even with warrants I am fairly sure it is underperforming the sector. Their bonds getting re-evaluated can't be that far off.

>> No.53401118

>>53401093
My posture is getting worse by the day, so yeah I'm going short

>> No.53401128

>>53400658
>believing government numbers.

>> No.53401145

We'll be retesting the october lows by the end of March, i'ma just wait it out.

>> No.53401150

>greed
>euphoria
>delusions
>fear of missing out

>> No.53401152
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A red candle AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53401174
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It's happening. Isn't it?

>> No.53401175

>>53401128
If those were wrong, and masked a real recession, stocks should still be declining as it would imply the recession is still going. Instead earnings have been strong except in tech. There's no indicator that a recession has started, seriously, almost all the decline in the market has been driven by tech.

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I need some medicine, I don't feel so good bobros

>> No.53401184

>>53401113
>I am fairly sure it is underperforming the sector.
OXY is up 100% since last year vs XOP gaining ~40%. Most of the OXY gains came from the initial spike following the Buffet buys, so on shorter timeframe it may look like it's lagging.

>> No.53401186

Buy $EU on NYSE, new listing.

>> No.53401211

>>53401150
> euphoria
Go on Reddit, Twitter, or any other public space and most people are pessimistic as fuck. The average person doesn't have enough in the stock market to care about a week or two of green. They see thousands in layoffs and see that as a sign of a downturn.
On a fear/greed index we're maybe at a 3-4 out of 10, but on the upswing.

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reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

>> No.53401218

>>53401183
I got a bad stomach ache immediately when I took a sip of water after I posted about that piece of shit Jed Varner.

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>>53401175
economy would still be declining during the first part of the markets recovery
there's a phase shift there that everyone forgets

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53401231

OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53401233

>>53400734
From who? I want my Robinhood ones ASAP

>> No.53401244

TRKA doing some weird shit on crazy volume.

Do your DD here.

>> No.53401243

Welp SPY broke 400. Let's see if bears get wrecked if it closes above

>> No.53401251

>>53401211
>most people are pessimistic as fuck
The stock market is melting up around the world, no one is pessimistic. Everyone believes there will be a soft landing and a Fed pivot.

>> No.53401258

>>53401150
>>53401211
Retail doesn't matter. Your average Joe is broke and capitulated last year to pay rent.

>> No.53401259

OOOOOOOOOOO I’m gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.53401262

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53401264
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53401264

When baggie buy puts just buy calls . Inverse baggie and you will always win no matter what.
Last time he bought nflx puts i bought nflx calls and then he bought spy puts and guess what? I bought spy calls . Thanks BAGGIE

>> No.53401266
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53401266

When will this nightmare end

>> No.53401267
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53401267

Where were you when the generational bottom was in?

>> No.53401271
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53401271

are you ready for the inevitable dump 3 hours before the market closes just to end the day flat?

>> No.53401277
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We are above the 200dma and holding well. Bears are so fucked. Imagine being short right now.

>> No.53401281

>>53401101
The Super Bowl Indicator has a better track record than the inverted yield curve

>> No.53401285
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53401285

>>53401183

Tears and rain, fall down on my face, my body is unable to stay, yet my heart is unwilling to leave.

>> No.53401289

TLT will be pumping by the end of the day and the stock market dumping I can feel it

>> No.53401291

Would be really bad if TSLA announced Chapter XI this week. Just sayin'.

>> No.53401296

why is it going up still

>> No.53401297
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53401297

>>53401281
Who you guys got this year?

>> No.53401307

>>53401296
Pivot and soft landing delusions

>> No.53401314

>>53401296
It’s absolutely vertical

>> No.53401315

what is happening this is unfair

>> No.53401320

So continued mass layoffs are bullish? It seems like every day some tech shit lays off 10% of their workers.

>> No.53401329
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53401329

>>53401267
sitting at home

>> No.53401332

>>53401297
It's destiny (rigged) that the superbowl will be cinci , san fran

>> No.53401338

>>53401277
VAXX’d

>> No.53401340

I fucking sold my calls for a 20% gain all smug, the same calls are now 150% up, wtf is wrong with me

>> No.53401341
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53401341

>>53401315
for you

>> No.53401347

holy fuck we're so back baby

>> No.53401354

My micropenis is doing a little something
These weak red candles are scaring me.

>> No.53401356

>>53401320
Layoffs are actually bullish short term because it means the company is improving their balance sheet. If we saw a lot of manufacturing, construction etc. layoffs that would give more fuel to recession narratives, which are supported by leading indicators right now but not by stock prices.

>> No.53401361
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>>53401320
Yes. Like seeing small green shoots in spring, it's signs the recession has taken hold. That means the recession is over. Don't hide just buy.

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>>53401320
tech layoffs are bullish because the money draining black hole called the HR-bubble popped. expect higher revenue/profits.

>> No.53401365

>>53401332
well i bet on the eagles to win it all, so you can do what ever you want with that.

>> No.53401367

>>53401277
VAXX just kicked in, yo!"

>> No.53401371

>37,000 in SPY
>20,000 in SOXL
>6000 in crypto
>63,000 in cash
>no debt
what's my next move bros

>> No.53401377
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53401377

YOU OKAY BOBO?

>> No.53401390
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>S&P500 200 day moving average broken finally
IS IT HAPPENING BROS?

>> No.53401394
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53401394

>>53401267
In front of computer buying stocks

>> No.53401395
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53401395

Never wanted to kms like this ever before

>> No.53401396

>>53401361
my daffodils are starting to come up because they've been lied to by the lamestream mainstream media about climate change

>> No.53401411
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>vertical pumping on bad economic data
>fed that will hold rates higher for longer
>junk bonds priced for an absolutely perfect soft landing
>stocks pumping on layoff announcements
>everyone bullish and euphoric
>bears jumping ship and joining the bulls

>> No.53401416

>>53401396
>daffodils
Figures you'd pick the flower with a huge fucking nose.

>> No.53401426
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53401426

Garbage (ARKK) stopped pumping a long time ago. That means this pump is doomed.

>> No.53401427

>>53401365
eagles definitely have a chance is vegas decides they should win

>> No.53401434
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53401434

>>53401277

>> No.53401438

>>53401426
ARKK is going to $50 minimum next month. Buy here.

>> No.53401442
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53401442

Bought KOF in the morning for $71.69. Now at $74 I heckin love this market

>> No.53401444

>>53401416
bro they're like 3 months early.

>> No.53401447
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53401447

>just bought into SOXX
What am I in for bros?

>> No.53401466
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53401466

Yabba dabba doooooool

>> No.53401499
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53401499

I am down thousands

>> No.53401502
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53401502

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53401508

>>53400290
Wew lad woke up and my spy calls I got on thursday are itm, wish it was always this ez. Boomer mode niggers.

>> No.53401516
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53401516

lmao I sold my AAPL leaps for a big loss last Thursday, fuck me, thank me, wtv

>> No.53401517

>>53401447
Total ruination or big mad money
Honestly I don't understand where we're going

>> No.53401519

At this rate, Fed's gonna have no choice but to hike 0.75 again.

>> No.53401533
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53401533

ALL BEARS MUST HANG

>> No.53401535

>>53401281
>Super Bowl Indicator
explain

>> No.53401538
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53401538

Economic collapse is bullish

>> No.53401541

>>53401411
This is why I don’t buy anything short term, retail loses money 90+% of the time for a reason. You need to account for irrationality and give things time to play out.

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53401544

>>53401533

>> No.53401547
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53401547

I can't believe this market is still this high. I reckon when the day of the reckon comes all y'all gonna get fucken rugged.

>> No.53401556

the risk free rate has not gone down yet
the risk free rate has not gone down yet
the risk free rate has not gone down yet
the risk free rate has not gone down yet
the risk free rate has not gone down yet
the risk free rate has not gone down yet

>> No.53401562

>>53401535
NFC wins = bull market
AFC wins = bear market

It has a better track record than most anal-ysist

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53401564

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here it comes

>> No.53401565

>>53401538
Inflation is unironically bullish. The exponential US dollar decay has been the most bullish factor propelling the entire market since 1971.

>> No.53401567

I just went all in on TMF
If the market is pricing in lower interest rate there is no reason why TMF isnt pumping

>> No.53401569

Is everyone long yet so it can go down

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53401575

>>53401466
I'm gonna catch you.

>> No.53401584
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53401584

BOBO R U OGAY R U OKAY ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

>> No.53401586

THE GOLDEN ERA HAS BEGUN AGAIN
>THE GOLDEN ERA HAS BEGUN AGAIN
THE GOLDEN ERA HAS BEGUN AGAIN
>THE GOLDEN ERA HAS BEGUN AGAIN

>> No.53401590

I bought puts how fucked am I

>> No.53401596

>>53401575
What you gonna buy with that $3.70?

>> No.53401598
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>> No.53401606
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53401606

My SOXS position has lost nearly half its value what is this fucking nonsense

>> No.53401608
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53401608

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

>> No.53401609
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>>53401586
unironically yes and shoeshine boys are a thing agein

>> No.53401613

>>53401590
If we close above 400, you're fucked. If not, you're safe until the next day

>> No.53401616
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53401616

Aapl bros what the fuck happened today

>> No.53401620

>>53401596
It just gets added to buys after I sell.
That 1838.02 is set to buy stuff because I sold stuff.
I got 50% returns on what I sold.

>> No.53401628
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>>53401586
Roaring 20s part 2.

>> No.53401643
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53401643

No

>> No.53401646
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53401646

The Jews went to lunch.
Can we hold above 14 until they get back, SOXL sisters?

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53401651

>>53401608

>> No.53401654

>>53401608
>inflation is actually insanely low as long as you remove, food, water, utilities, oil, and real estate from the statistics

>> No.53401657
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53401657

Time to get a job

>> No.53401658

>SOXL

>> No.53401660

>>53401620
Nice job, just be careful being too over leveraged is all

>> No.53401664

>>53401646
Daaamnn gookfu looks like that?

>> No.53401692

>>53401646
>baggot's gookfu -1967

>> No.53401694

>>53401664
that isn't my gookfu, that's some one else's gookfu, but my gookfu has a similar body, with bigger tits and a prettier face.

>> No.53401696
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53401696

crab for the next 6 months confirmed

>> No.53401699

>>53401660
I think we're gonna take another dip before this is over, but probably not to new lows.
Close though.

>> No.53401702

Oh no no no no

>> No.53401707

>>53401694
>with bigger tits
Oh yeah? prove it.

>> No.53401708

>>53401438
why?

>> No.53401717
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53401717

SOXS. Semi Conductors are 100% useless vaporware in 2023

>> No.53401721

One sunny day doesn't mean Winter is over.

>> No.53401734

MSFT, INTC and TSLA earnings soon

Sell ASAP, 3300 in feb

>> No.53401739

>>53401717
True. In 2024 tech will run on magic and runes.

>> No.53401741

One day I'll be able to afford single BRK-A share

>> No.53401747
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53401747

tfw you realize winter is over

>> No.53401751
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53401751

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53401755

>>53401741
nah you'll just keep getting priced out as it's value approaches 1 billion per share

>> No.53401756
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53401756

>>53401734
Ok ok im selling

>> No.53401757

>>53401608
The bull case right now is basically that a soft landing happens regarding inflation and the Fed preemptively cuts rates to avoid a recession (like, immediately).

>> No.53401766

>>53401734
Nope. Already priced in.

>> No.53401767

>>53401741
Why bother? You can get the geico discount with a single BRK-B share.

>> No.53401771

>>53401717
I bought SOXS mainly because we haven't broken out above the 200 day on S&P and in not convinced that the crab trend will reverse until Powell speaks

>> No.53401772
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53401772

>>53401721
holy bobo cope, they're resorting to anecdotes now lads

>> No.53401784

Test test one two fuck janny

>> No.53401786

>>53401757
heh, you think the boys over at the F.E.D. are going to do something to prevent a catastrophe? They're literally just a bunch of unqualified diversity hires playing with the money supply.

>> No.53401794

>>53401757
Interesting that you'd say that because CME Fedwatch predicts +25bps each in Feb AND March.

>> No.53401795

>>53401755
Unfortunately, this is a more likely outcome.. I'll keep dreaming though.

>> No.53401805
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53401805

Looks like winter's over, bros.

>> No.53401806

>>53401575
>More than 100k behind.
Anon…
I invest 10k every month at the moment.

>> No.53401807

>>53401616
They fired a shit ton of people last week. I bought 20 calls last Friday for $144 for $9 a pop. Great fucking start of the week for me.

>> No.53401817
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53401817

Well, at least I'm not vaxxed. Could be worse

>> No.53401825

>>53401757
The better bull case is good earnings/jobs/gdp/business as usual. This fed pivot meme is completely opposite what JPOW himself says every time he gets on TV. Also the powers that be know inflation is how regimes get changed, and we're looking at that level of inflation soon if the fed does pivot.

>> No.53401835

Has Robinhood sent out tax docs yet??
Want to file before the government runs out of money

>> No.53401845

a smooth 150pts in the SPX in 4 days.
without any pullbacks.

>> No.53401846

>>53401772
That's an idiom. An anecdote would be if he told you about the time he flipped three coins and all of them landed heads, but then the fourth one went tails after he bet on it showing heads again.

>> No.53401853

>>53401835
They don't send em til mid February I think

>> No.53401858

>>53401772
Reality, the Teacher.

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53401862

>>53401817
two more weeks, so many people got the vaccine that you're going to just start seeing people collapse dead all over the world from these poisons they injected into our bodies while holding a gun to our heads saying take the shot or else. Red Deer Event 2023 is about to take place.

>> No.53401866

>>53401835
Tax docs never arrive before Feb. They have to wait out the maximum possible wash sale delay.

>> No.53401870

>>53401806
so what he got that dog in him

>> No.53401872

>>53401606
>holding 3x leveraged for more than 3 days max
Link me the article or textbook that told you this was a good idea.

>> No.53401874

>>53401786
This every fucking FED meeting they talk about how they can reduce inequality and increase diversity. What the fuck does that have to do with anything. Can't wait to see the dollar collapse and these glowniggers dangling from bridges

>> No.53401880

The top is in

>> No.53401892
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53401892

>>53401872
ok

>> No.53401893

>>53401862
You're a kike, you probably got a placebo

>> No.53401903

>>53401872
not leveraged, I bought in november.

>> No.53401915

>>53401825
If the market can handle 5%+ rates fine why are bonds pricing in aggressive cuts this year? Everyone can't be right here.

>LEIs and yield curve suggest recession
>Stocks suggest climb to ATH
Bonds depend on your interpretation, either they're expecting aggressive cuts due to a recession or expecting aggressive cuts due to inflation reducing and AVOIDING a recession. but then basically all the major LEIs would've been wrong, which would be a first.

>> No.53401919
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>>53401880

>> No.53401928
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53401928

>>53401564
This makes me laugh every time I see it.

Thanks for the lulz when Im getting heemed

>> No.53401943

>>53401915
>why are bonds pricing in aggressive cuts this year?
market participants having false expectations.
the notion of rate cuts for the remainder of this decade is ridiculous.
with oil rising, inflation will come back.
we're going to enter the 2030s with a fed funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

>> No.53401949
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53401949

>>53401903
>>53401892
Even the info for these funds say you’re fucking dumb if you hold this long-term, in so many words.

>> No.53401952
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53401952

>>53401654
"Mission Accomplished"

>Inflation lasts another 20yrs without declaring war I mean recession.

Where have we seen this before?

>> No.53401956

>>53401915
>Bonds depend on your interpretation
I don't think so because corporate bonds are priced for a perfect soft landing. If the bond market was pricing in a recession then the yield spread would be bigger.

>> No.53401965

>>53401915
>why are bonds pricing in aggressive cuts this year?
>Everyone can't be right here.
Answered your own question there.

>> No.53401985

>>53400960
oh boy a 70s decade, just what i wanted.

>> No.53402001

NEXT
>>53399635
>>53399635
>>53399635
>>53399635

>> No.53402008

>stock market going up because its pricing in the fed slowly down on raising rates
>bond market going down becausr its pricing in the fed continuing to rates rates
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND

>> No.53402014

>>53402001
You will pay for your insolence.

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53402018

>>53402001

>> No.53402024

>>53400960
>as long as the labor market stays tight wages will pump and therefore [inflation continues to grow]

>Lay offs are only in the Tech sector as of now- soon everyone else.

>> No.53402026

>>53402008
The higher the stock market irrationally goes up the higher the Fed will raise rates

>> No.53402025
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53402025

>>53402001

>> No.53402028

>>53398662
>>53398662
>>53398662
>>53398662

>> No.53402032

>>53402026
Lmao no

>> No.53402033

>>53402001
>>53402028
based

>> No.53402039
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53402039

Ok...
Someone fucking bake, for real

>> No.53402043

>>53402032
Yes. The Fed will not pivot if stocks are marching towards new ATHs. Front running the pivot makes the pivot less likely

>> No.53402059

New
>>53402054
>>53402054
>>53402054

>> No.53402101

>>53402059
>>53402028
>>53402001
Which do I use

>> No.53402110

>>53402101
Probably the one that's new.

>> No.53403142

>>53401949
>boilerplate fund CYA
Stay poor

>> No.53403886

>>53400906
I literally might buy this the next time a black kid gets shot, look at what the stock did during the 2020 riots