/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53394197]

Reject meme "tech" jobs, embrace manual labor edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
>>53390306

[Anonymous No.53394208]

Break until next week or keep going?

[Anonymous No.53394209]

https://www.afghanistantimes.af/unknown-disease-claims-live-of-21-people-in-badakhshan/
new unknown disease outbreak in afghanistan less than 2 weeks ago has killed 21
very rural / low population mountainous region
>Kabul: Local sources in “Badakhshan” province announced that 21 residents of “Pamir” died due to a respiratory disease that is very similar to Corona.
probably will fizzle out into nothing, or it'll come out that it's some disease that is already known
but you heard it here first folks.. new potential deadly outbreak just began, reported on within the last 24 hours

[Anonymous No.53394230]

>>53394201
>rates are still going up and will stay up.
Uh uh. COVID's knocked the wind out of Jerome and recession's about to deal the 1-2 punch. Bet on his rate hikes reversing.

Yes, I am fighting the Fed.

[Anonymous No.53394240]

Hey bros when is SOXL going to be 30+ again? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.53394243]

>>53394209
not this shit again

[Anonymous No.53394248]

How did the euphoria change to doom over this weekend? At Friday's closing it was declared that this was the "start of the next epic bullrun".

[Anonymous No.53394256]

>>53394248
because the fundamentals haven't changed

[Anonymous No.53394260]

>>53394209
Could be spicy, but I'm not losing sleep until it's more than just one rando hamlet or at least confirmed by someone who went to medical school.

[Anonymous No.53394267]

...has gold been forming a cup and handle since 2012?

[Anonymous No.53394278]

>>53394267

[Anonymous No.53394283]

>>53394256
yes the fundamentals of a bull economy still exists so we will reach 5000 eoy

[Anonymous No.53394289]

>>53394248
>futures

[Anonymous No.53394328]

By the powers of the Federal Open Market Committee, I command your next particular trading session to be really, really nerve-wracking!

[Anonymous No.53394340]

>>53394240
never
with quantum tech obsoleting encryption, all calculations will be done either on quantum computers or pencil-and-paper
synthetic biology and slave labor will replace silicon-based sensors and actuators
all remaining circuitry will be backported to cheap 180nm+ nodes resulting in a total loss for low-nm node foundry owners

[Anonymous No.53394339]

>>53394328
>no digits
It shall not be

[Anonymous No.53394342]

>>53394248
because retail retards were responsible for the pump

[Anonymous No.53394354]

>>53394197
desu I wasn't enough of a pedophile to enjoy this show or Non Non Biyori

[Anonymous No.53394370]

>>53394197
What the fuck do you honkaloids know about Microsoft.
Yeah so what we had a lot of our Sikhs fired recently but that doesn't mean they won't become trucker emperors soon. This is not a game for us this is not a rehearsal

[Anonymous No.53394408]

PRICE TARGET FOR $SKYT 2025 : $30 USD

[Anonymous No.53394414]

>>53394354
DIY is not a pedo show only the coomers in the /a/ threads made it seem so
I felt more uncomfortable watching the moebadge parts of Girls Und Panzer than DIY

[Anonymous No.53394484]

>>53394267
Is this good?

[Anonymous No.53394498]

>>53394414
adult woman fetishist detected

[Anonymous No.53394547]

>>53394342
but retail is broke hodling memestock baggies.

[Anonymous No.53394554]

ROCKER you jerk! The reason I won't go to a doctor about my possible chickenpox is because... I don't really value my own life and I don't think anyone would care if I died...

[Anonymous No.53394560]

bros i just want my son jack to hit $50 already so i can trim a third of the position

[Anonymous No.53394570]

>>53394554
thats a sure way to die. dont you care about your own life? why are you living for other people?

[Anonymous No.53394584]

>>53394570
I don't have any other people

[Anonymous No.53394606]

>>53394560
Your son is also named Jack?

[Anonymous No.53394611]

rocker is literally gambling on stream. nigga what the fuck are you doing.

[Anonymous No.53394619]

>>53394611
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsTiPZOkZ1k

[Anonymous No.53394624]

Any opinions on the wef report?
https://www3.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Risks_Report_2023.pdf
or of inequality?
https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/akillewald/files/wealth_inequality_and_accumulation.pdf

[Anonymous No.53394628]

>>53394584
do you eat healthy for other people? do you workout for other people? youre the one that endds up with a healthy body, not them. dont live for other people because they care more about themselves than you. you have to be someone they admire when they see that you love yourself. you have to love yourself before you can love others and others can love you. why should someone love you if you dont love yourself.

[Anonymous No.53394631]

>>53394624
>public employee analysis

[Anonymous No.53394635]

>>53394584
Think of it this way: if you die, those tranny jannies become a larger fraction of /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53394648]

[Anonymous No.53394664]

>>53394240
It's going to get worse before it gets better. The fed has to pivot first, and then China has to give a clear indicator that it won't actively invade taiwan. Then we could see a solid turn to that number possibly. a 30% pump in the semi market would not be impossible if we averted recession and geopolitical tensions eased. But that's not a given at all.

[Anonymous No.53394673]

>>53394631
I WISH i had the sheckels to be invited. But for now i'm just a nobody looking for friends to talk about finance stuff with.

[Anonymous No.53394734]

dead thread bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.53394739]

>>53394734
watching the fathands lose money gambling. cant believe virtual reality gambling is real. sad!

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.53394751]

How do I invest in AI or is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.53394757]

>>53394611
>a retard is doing retarded stuff

[Anonymous No.53394760]

>>53394751
not a meme, but most competent AI companies will be private until a big company like microsoft acquires them. like what's happening to OPENAI

[Anonymous No.53394766]

>>53394739
how the fuck does it work? the guy is real but is he doing the dealing live or is it all prerecorded and the outcome is already decided?

[Anonymous No.53394784]

>>53394766
definitely live

[Anonymous No.53394789]

Bobo bros... did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.53394841]

>>53394789
I hope not, Ray Dalio is calling for an epic recession/collapse, and most people have been singing that tune since two years ago.

If shit collapses my TQQQ puts are gonna print

[Anonymous No.53394852]

>>53394789
Reductivism doesnt make you seem smart.

[Anonymous No.53394854]

>>53394841
redpill me on tqqq puts compared to sqqq calls

[Anonymous No.53394864]

>>53394648
JEPI & JEPQ:
both buy ELN's (CALL OPTIONS and STRIP BONDS) on S&P companies, and then sell CALL OPTIONS against the ELN's they bought. Not sure about how strip bonds are priced, but this strategy sounds like it relies on stock market retards overvaluing calls vs bond markets.
TLT:
20+ year bond ETF while there is an inverted yield curve
SCHD:
A dividend fund

IDK, i don't see dividends going up. I don't know enough about bond markets to tell you if long term bonds will go up. JEPI and JEPQ are trying to catch a potential upside without volatility. IT really depends on how the bonds and options are priced. I'm not knowledgeable enough here to tell you what about it.

[Anonymous No.53394889]

>>53394648
based permaunderformer

[Anonymous No.53394892]

>>53394628
sometimes the motivation to keep going can come from other people. maybe you don't want to give your haters what they want or someone you care about would be in a worse situation without you

[Anonymous No.53394924]

>>53394854
Decay. SQQQ goes inverse to QQQ not TQQQ. Leveraged assets have a decay. If you short a leveraged etf that decay works in your favor. That said, it's all dependant on whether the market priced it right or not. If calls happen to be cheap compared to puts on the opposite asset then it COULD be better.

[Anonymous No.53394936]

rocker needs to bet more than $5. lets see some leverage. $10 hands.

[Anonymous No.53394956]

Honkaloids, do not redeem. Do not redeem honkaloids inshallah habibi

[Anonymous No.53394974]

>>53394841
What strikes and expirations are your TQQQ puts? Thinking of doing the same. I think we might fall to single digits in a couple months

[Anonymous No.53394978]

>>53394924
isnt TQQQ also a leveraged fund subject to decay tho?

wouldn't a long put still be subject to theta the longer it is OTM?

just want to understand since i'm still learning

[Anonymous No.53394982]

>>53394956
Did you get laid off in the tech trimming sir? Im sure theres a 711 you can franchise Apu.

[Anonymous No.53394996]

>>53394789
> Line go up because... too many people think line go down!
no. I don't think we're cocky enough.

[Anonymous No.53395032]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53395114]

>>53394978
The underlying asset has decay.

[Anonymous No.53395134]

heh rocker got fleeced, just like i wanted to see.

[Anonymous No.53395138]

>>53394789
A recession is not priced. What is being priced in right now is partly a short squeeze and party the chance that employment is so strong that inflation will subside before higher rates fuck the economy.

I do not believe that will happen but its possible.

[Anonymous No.53395148]

>>53395114
arent they both tied to QQQ? SQQQ, TQQQ these are both decaying

[Anonymous No.53395165]

>>53395148
Yes so it's better to have a put on tqqq than a call on sqqq. Sqqq doesn't decay upwards..

[Anonymous No.53395168]

>>53395138
>A recession is not priced.
Well, when you can change the definition of recession I suppose you're right.

[Anonymous No.53395192]

>>53395165
ah. i see what you mean now, you're right it's so simple. decay is downwards, giving a long put an edge over a long call even if they both benefit from downward qqq movement. thanks fren

[Anonymous No.53395208]

wmt and cost

[Anonymous No.53395211]

>>53395168
You think we had a recession with generationally low unemployment?

[Anonymous No.53395240]

>>53395211
Yeah. When there's a lot of dead weight that contributes nothing getting jobs no growth happens. In fact the opposite happens; the leeches drain from potential growth with their uselessness. Not to mention all the unemployment numbers are fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.53395252]

>>53395211
I'm sorry are you unaware of the massive layoffs in tech?

[Anonymous No.53395259]

CuckooHawk
2:22 PM
$INTC $QQQ $SPY There is a problem, Intel share price is at 2014 share price. CBOE is trying to reward 8 years of Investors money to short Sellers, it's obvious. Any short seller here saying this is going down more is blowing smoke. For the last 5 years Intel above 45. When Covid began, Intel was above 40. This is a short seller attack trying to steal 8 years of investors money. That is how Corrupt is CBOE option market is when CBOE has the power to trash a stock price. This is the China Communist Stock Market.

[Anonymous No.53395273]

>>53395240
No, you don't understand. The massive influx of new Uber and GrubHub drivers is a good thing!

[Anonymous No.53395279]

>>53395240
ok bro
>>53395252
I dont define those as layoffs

[Anonymous No.53395302]

>>53394982
I am Paki you DISRESPECT, Inshallah Habibi.

[Anonymous No.53395331]

https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/TSLA240119P00300000?showOptin=1

anyone want to take a stab as to why tesla jan2024 300p spiked from $20 to $80 aug 23 to aug24

[Anonymous No.53395348]

>>53394584

>I don't have any other people

Just over 2 years ago, I walked back to Alcoholics Anonymous. I wasn't a fan of people, even my own family. I wasn't sure I cared about other people and I constantly felt alone.

When I looked in the mirror, I saw the world's biggest piece of shit. I was willing to make the attempt back at life, because I didn't want to suffer all the time anymore. I wasn't sure it would work, but it did. All that was required, was for me to get off my ass and make a serious effort.

[Anonymous No.53395380]

>>53395331
ok it was a stock split, duh... but what i dont get is how the stock can drop 50%+ from september to now and the puts have only increased 100% in price. the market clearly priced in its downside risk? very weird...

[Anonymous No.53395386]

>>53394197

[Anonymous No.53395406]

Uuuuhh, I found a trading strategy.

All this thing does is buy and sell the NASDAQ based on a linear fit against a single signal.

[Anonymous No.53395410]

>>53395386
Thanks for baking.

[Anonymous No.53395439]

>>53394789
We’re already in a fucking recession. Give me 4 quarters of growth with higher interest rates and I’ll say we’re not in a recession.

Where my cash gang NIGGERS @???

[Anonymous No.53395463]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MARKETS I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH LOLIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53395468]

>>53395463
Maybe it wasn't a good idea for you to skip Davos this year, Mr. Schwab.

[Anonymous No.53395481]

>>53395439
>Where my cash gang NIGGERS @???
me, im 90% cash 10% physical gold.
milf manor said i can get pink eye from eating ass.
is that true? tell me now. is it true?

[Anonymous No.53395480]

>>53395406
Based on something I found in a book.
Interesting to note that the line becomes a lot flatter at around the point where the backtest from the book stops.

[Anonymous No.53395550]

>>53395480
Though I think you'd still be happy with a graph like this

[Anonymous No.53395553]

>>53395481
I’ve had pink eye. It came from broken piping underneath a Filipino shantytown in Manila at my mother in laws mansion which backed up to a shantytown. Those fucking flips shit in outhouses and it seeps into the ground and into the “clean” water. I can assure you that shit gives you pinkeye. Now, that being said, I’m sure if the girl (if you’re gay you’re assured to get pinkeye) cleans her ass and gives herself an enema before you lick her ass hole your risk factor will decrease. I wouldn’t recommend eating ass, but if you have to make sure she’s clean first.

Somehow I think that would take the spontaneity and fun from the endeavor for you, but if it was me that’s what I would do.

Personally I’m short eating ass and long heterosexual sex for the purposes of procreation.

>t. Wife is pregnant with my son

[Anonymous No.53395555]

>>53395406
>>53395480

[Anonymous No.53395602]

>>53395555
Checked

[Anonymous No.53395606]

>>53395279
>I dont define those as layoffs
There may be something to that.

https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617322068328210432

[Anonymous No.53395630]

>>53395555
It's unilateral mean reversion between QQQ and SPY. Plot the ratio between their prices over time.
If the ratio spikes upwards, short QQQ. If the ratio spikes downwards, long QQQ.

[Anonymous No.53395667]

>>53394664
>It's going to get worse before it gets better. The fed has to pivot first, and then China has to give a clear indicator that it won't actively invade taiwan.
China would never give such indicator, even if CCP literally fall apart

[Anonymous No.53395673]

>>53395630
well time to put your money where your mouth is and update us on your millionaire status in 1 year if it works

[Anonymous No.53395683]

>>53394498
>adult woman fetishist

[Anonymous No.53395688]

>>53395606

I feel kinda sorry for her. She might have been a good worker who was just very careless on social media.

>Hard worker has an easy day at the office and decides to show off the luxury and the perks available to her

She was fired. Here is the video etc etc.

twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1617330841457414144?cxt=HHwWgMDSlZr19PEsAAAA

[Anonymous No.53395698]

Anyone else buy ally? I bought at around 24 and I'm up like 20%. Not sure if I should take the profits or hold, seems spooky that it shot up so high but it's still less than 1 price to book

[Anonymous No.53395718]

>>53395688
are you seriously following a pajeet for stock info?

[Anonymous No.53395726]

>>53394340
No there's post quantum algorithms, look into kyber. It has to use really big keys though

[Anonymous No.53395727]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53395732]

>>53394751
Companies talking about AI right now are mostly marketing, trying to commercialize what others have already developed
>>53395439
It's not a good idea to hold cash when recession take place together with inflation.

[Anonymous No.53395734]

>>53395698
everyone is up 20% since january started lad, it's not your stock it's broad market swings.

so if youre bullish about the economy stay in the company.

[Anonymous No.53395787]

>>53395630
thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.53395820]

greatest trader on /smg/ here. gonna enjoy more gains tomorrow. peace out nogains poorfags

[Anonymous No.53395849]

>>53395732
It is if the Fed actually decreases the money supply, or at the very least the rate of inflation. Don’t worry, I’m hedged with gold and silver. I’m all ears for a better investment, though. And don’t tell me puts in the indices because this latest crab killed my puts and I can’t see anything but crab for the near term.

[Anonymous No.53395851]

Yeah I am thinking that we may in fact be back bull bros

[Anonymous No.53395893]

retard here does the dollar symbol go like this $100 or does it go like 100$ i have no idea i was just explained too by someone im wrong

i seen it used both ways, and i was always taught to do it like 100$ as a child and never corrected, but now im starting to feel retarded because i see all the professionals list their dollar amounts like $100 and i'm starting to feel like this is the reason why i was never promoted for so long in my previous job. They even investigated me for possible fraud which i never understood until a co-worker told me its suppose to be on the left side of the number to prevent fraudulent transactions such as making the number bigger by adding more numbers on the left if the dollar sign is on the right

holy shit im a retard

[Anonymous No.53395903]

[Anonymous No.53395904]

It also works so well on the classic mean-reversion trade of GDX-GLD that I think I might die.

This isn't even re-trained, it's the exact same entry and exit parameters.

[Anonymous No.53395920]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53395921]

>>53395606
jesus christ, that shit looks like a fucking daycare for manchildren

[Anonymous No.53395932]

>>53394789
>invest in a multibillion dollar international company with next to no debt, a pe of 5, and a 6% yield.
>Nooooo!!! The worlds collapsing!! What are you doing???!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people.

[Anonymous No.53395934]

>>53395893
>/biz/ Business and Finance
>/smg/ Stock Market General

We like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.53395940]

We pump

[Anonymous No.53395945]

>>53395893
It's $100, or 100 dollars. I dunno anybody who puts the currency symbol on the right of the amount. It looks weird and when it's on the left people know what they're reading immediately

[Anonymous No.53395953]

>>53395893
yes you are retarded, and that's not the reason. they use ***** to prevent extra numbers

[Anonymous No.53395958]

>>53394208
What this?

[Anonymous No.53395966]

>>53395921

It looks like a visitors center for special guests.

[Anonymous No.53395974]

>>53395932
what company are you talking about

[Anonymous No.53395983]

>>53395958
It’s a fucking trading account, you pleb. He’s asking if he should sell or keep ridin’.

[Anonymous No.53395997]

>>53395698
I bought a few before earnings for funsies.

[Anonymous No.53396000]

>>53395849
Resudential REIT? Real estate price generally go down during recession but theur fundamental supply shortage across most of America remain unchange and is thus likely to have quick recover

[Anonymous No.53396007]

>>53395974
It was theoretical, but INTC would have fit the bill a couple months ago @$24.

[Anonymous No.53396023]

>>53396007
intel has plenty of debt, as much as 20-30% of their market cap in debt
???

[Anonymous No.53396024]

>>53396000
MNP

[Anonymous No.53396035]

>>53396023
It was off the top, dude. 3/4. My bad.

[Anonymous No.53396063]

>>53394248
Look at yields. The short-end collapsed, a 6 month fed-pivot is no longer the consensus and people are moving towards higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.53396086]

Hey /fit/, if I pound off to anime after working out how much of my gains do I lose? Also /smg/ are any of the new years pumps going to hold for fitness companies? I don't see any new people at my gym since the year began.

[Anonymous No.53396111]

Finna use 100% of my networth and buy puts, if I lose it I'll just start thugmaxing

[Anonymous No.53396155]

>>53396023
nvidia has more. what's your point? plenty of companies have debt

[Anonymous No.53396181]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53396183]

What instruments can help me gain exposure to Baltic countries?

[Anonymous No.53396201]

>>53396086
>I don't see any new people at my gym since the year began.
PLNT has collapsed relative to LTH/PTON so that means you're going to a poor gym. I'm also keeping an eye on KO/KDP/PEP and NVO/DXCM for Fatty McFatperson stocks.

[Anonymous No.53396344]

What's the deal with EURUSD? I mean why do (((they))) keep pumping this thing?

[Anonymous No.53396380]

Yeah. I'm thinking B A S E D

[Anonymous No.53396438]

>>53395945
units go on the right, there is no exception

[Anonymous No.53396450]

Who here works from home? You ARE saving your money right?

[Anonymous No.53396452]

How do you buy your options? One really expensive one? Two cheap ones? A whole ton of .01 ones to super gamble?

[Anonymous No.53396454]

>>53396450
why are people such assholes all the time. no concept of a social construct just constantly hating others for being "other team"

[Anonymous No.53396476]

>>53396454

>why are people such assholes

I'm am asshole because I'm selfish. I have made some real improvements, but I am by no means selfless.

[Anonymous No.53396484]

>>53396452
it's really going to depend on a lot of factors based on your strategy and risk tolerance. yeah 0DTE .01 OTM ones are gamble tier

[Anonymous No.53396494]

>>53396452
I write options so that people like you can gamble and lose money

[Anonymous No.53396515]

>looking at Chamath's SPACs
Cryptopajeets only wish they could achieve institutional level pajeeting like Chamath

[Anonymous No.53396517]

... This ETF have agrand total volume of 69 in the past half year?

[Anonymous No.53396556]

>>53396515
If you want to read about a real SPAC shitshow, check out MKTW.

[Anonymous No.53396563]

>>53395904
>>53395630
i dont get it. this is daily gdx/gdl in black. gdx in orange
the ratio is a replica of gdx

[Anonymous No.53396571]

>>53396563
this is qqq/spy, qqq in orange on daily chart

[Anonymous No.53396600]

>>53396556
There are just so many
MILE, CLOV, SOFI, and of course SPCE for starters.
This is that once in a generation pajeet that knows how to REDEEM on FOMOing retail AND institutional level investors.
No porcelain devil ever brushes against his brown buttocks.

[Anonymous No.53396602]

If I get laid off, I fully intend to make Faro Automated Solutions in real life. No more wagecucking it for jeets and heebs, it's go time for real.

[Anonymous No.53396610]

My friends are going to give mRNA treatment to their 6 month old infant and there’s nothing I can do to convince them not to.

[Anonymous No.53396628]

>>53396610
How do I help these people? How do I open their eyes?

[Anonymous No.53396641]

>>53396610
Nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.53396654]

>>53396610
>>53396628
Some people spazz over COVID, some people spazz over the vaccine. The effects of either on your health is a statistical rounding error.

[Anonymous No.53396661]

>>53396111
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.53396664]

>>53396600
I bought some sofi at $5, I feel bad for the dummies that brought it at ipo

[Anonymous No.53396671]

>>53396563
>>53396571
I actually fucked it up and had massive look-ahead bias.

Pic related is that bias fixed. The returns are still good, but only a fraction of what they previously appeared.

[Anonymous No.53396674]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53396695]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53396717]

>>53395208
wtf lol explain
>trying to find ways to make showering more fat-friendly
What difference does being fat make? Is it hard to get water in between folds or what? Sounds therapeutic to me.

[Anonymous No.53396720]

>>53396654
>>53396641
Give me some more of your hot takes.

[Anonymous No.53396732]

>>53394209
its from them eating sheep intestine soup

[Anonymous No.53396742]

>>53396452
OTM leaps if plain options. 1 to 2 month ITM if spreads. Never 0DTE or weeklies.

[Anonymous No.53396744]

>fell asleep and missed rocker's stream

[Anonymous No.53396759]

>>53396454
This is more of a product of social media than anything else. Laughing at people's misfortune is fun but only when you know they can take it and you feel they got what was coming to them. Average joes losing their jobs doesn't fall under that

[Anonymous No.53396765]

>>53396454
Humanity craves conflict. When there's no war, people turn on each other.

[Anonymous No.53396773]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53396784]

>>53396773
>Rusgull Meets Nasduck, 2023 (Colorized)

[Anonymous No.53396791]

>>53396671
BAKA vs QQQ

[Anonymous No.53396837]

>>53396600
Yeah, they were universally all hyped up to bait retail into holding the bag as the institutions running them cashed out on that insane liquidity at the top of the covid bubble.
Some real companies, some straight up frauds, all massively overpriced at launch. There are actually some forgotten gems trading cheaply at this point given the complete wreckage the SPAC bubble left in its wake.
MKTW is fresh in my mind because the founder recently put out a shareholder letter ranting aggressively. Gives some insight into how even the insiders sort of got fucked over in some of these deals. The pumps were pretty much all or nothing situations as some of the later SPACs would get 99% redeemed. Investors quickly realized there's no point holding through unlock if it trades at the $10 liquidation level, since a crash is imminent. No funds raised means no exit liquidity as company insiders are locked up for months past the initial merger. The biggest winners were consistently the sponsors, giving themselves absurd amounts of free shares that they could cash out at any price, win or lose. They were the real architects here, selling a false dream to both sides.

https://marketwise.gcs-web.com/static-files/3d2a81fd-a7c2-41f4-a6cc-605dee7f06cf#page7
The letter is at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53396850]

Just had a game night with my girlfriend and her co-workers. Turns out one of them is in a poly marriage and has jokes about squeezing my ass and also has told me I am hot. Should I bang?
Also this (FLNG) was a 3x bagged from when I mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.53396874]

>>53396850
Why fucking not man. When in burning rome do as burning romans

[Anonymous No.53396886]

>>53396850
adultery is a sin my guy. pleasure in the flesh is merely fleeting, but guilt can be forever. they may say everything is ok, and everyone is cool with it, but what one says out of their mouth is not always the same as the feeling of their heart when the deed is done

[Anonymous No.53396904]

>>53396886
>>53396874
That is the confusing thing to me. They are both attractive people. And the girl hasn’t let herself go by any means. I think I have to chalk it up to the fact that they are high school sweethearts, been married for 10+ years and have not had children.

[Anonymous No.53396917]

>>53396886
God doesn't exist.

If they are cool with it there is no issue.

[Anonymous No.53396923]

>>53396850
spending your life pleasuring sluts is not good

[Anonymous No.53396955]

AMZN is fucking with their Seattle offices. Price might go up another $3 from that news on Monday.

[Anonymous No.53396971]

>>53396923
Isn't the whole point to spread your genealogy as far and as wide as possible? I mean, granted that meaning is in the eye of the beholder, but, biologically speaking. We are here to fuck as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.53396972]

>>53396955
what are they doing?

[Anonymous No.53397002]

>>53396972
Letting that shit expire and thousands of amzn wagies will get heemed as a result

[Anonymous No.53397012]

>>53396850
avoid

[Anonymous No.53397018]

EuropeChads we can't stop winning. Even though they clearly said they are going to have to start raising rates more aggressively since core inflation keeps increasing, especially in Scandinavia... and yet the markets just keep pumping. Hmm, when do we sell bros?

[Anonymous No.53397031]

>>53397018
>inflation goes up
>buying power goes down
>stocks become more expensive as a result
wow very cool

[Anonymous No.53397042]

>>53397031
If you wanna profit you actually have to sell them though, so, liquidity dries up which is a problem for us.

[Anonymous No.53397069]

>>53396791
BAKA vs HERO

[Anonymous No.53397086]

>>53396791
What is BAKA?
What is the weighting? 100% long then 100% short when the ratio switches?

20% is still really good

[Anonymous No.53397087]

>>53397018
>ECB hiking for Scandinavia
>what are kronas and euros

[Anonymous No.53397095]

>>53397086
Semiconductor ETF S-M-H

[Anonymous No.53397103]

>>53397095
o thanks I forgot about the word filter

[Anonymous No.53397107]

>>53397086
When it has a signal it's either fully long or fully short. Or fully in cash when it loses a signal.

[Anonymous No.53397116]

>>53397018
Dunno, I'll just keep buying as money allows. Captcha related.

[Anonymous No.53397117]

>>53397018
The pump is weakening and its crabbing right now . Short LVMH CAC and DAX

[Anonymous No.53397118]

>Fed to deliver two 25-basis-point hikes in Q1, followed by long pause
Pivot confirmed, bobos BTFO. What will the new boboid cope be once the pause (pivot) begins? S&P 5000 by April.

[Anonymous No.53397127]

>>53397116
>dax to fall 99%
AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53397128]

>futures

fuck this schizo crabbing

[Anonymous No.53397130]

>>53396904
if she is more attractive than your current mate, undoubtedly envy will be in the heart of your partner. even so, make no mistake, if it seems to good to be true, it probably is

not having children after being married for 10 years is certainly a red flag, other than the fact they they're being with others

[Anonymous No.53397147]

>>53397118
>What will the new boboid cope be once the pause (pivot) begins?
The latest cope is that DXY decline means more inflation will be imported.
S&P overvalued as long as treasuries remain at 5%.

[Anonymous No.53397173]

>>53397118
I knew Powell didn’t have the balls to do what he said he was going to do

[Anonymous No.53397191]

>>53397117
I never noticed how sexy that mumu was before.

[Anonymous No.53397202]

>>53397117
Woah, that is one curvaceous mumu

[Anonymous No.53397204]

>>53392299
Call me a brainlet, but how a liquidity dump from the treasury would help to pump the market? Does that liquidity directly go in cash account of companies?? or does it just make the dollar weaker?

[Anonymous No.53397210]

>>53397147
Ridiculous, Krugman demonstrated yesterday that inflation has been solved. I know bobos are usually antisemitic schizo conspiracy theorists but Krugman is probably the smartest economist today.

[Anonymous No.53397229]

krugman sisters... what did he mean by this...

[Anonymous No.53397236]

>>53397118
lame, I wanted to see the markets crash

[Anonymous No.53397244]

SemiconductorsSMH vs software IGV.
Very similar to sm h vs QQQ

[Anonymous No.53397245]

>>53394547
$70b in securities not yet purchased

[Anonymous No.53397284]

What’s the play then S&P calls?

[Anonymous No.53397296]

Does biz ever squeeze micro/lowcaps like leddit?

[Anonymous No.53397304]

Just a reminder that people here recommended PRTY in October last year as a great value investment. When I pointed out huge amount of debt abd unsustainability of their business I was ridiculed and people counted on insane Q3 earnings due to Halloween.
I'm not surprised people here talk so much about charts. It seems like something as simple as checking balance sheet exceeds mental capacity of pajeets pushing their shitco investments here.

[Anonymous No.53397317]

>>53397296
even biz is not that retarded

[Anonymous No.53397323]

Handyman Saitou is a good anime so far. I just started the first episode.

[Anonymous No.53397337]

>>53397244
so how do you judge that a spike in the ratio is happening?

[Anonymous No.53397377]

What if inflation is going down because the recession is getting worse

[Anonymous No.53397397]

Silver Miners vs Silver
Lots of time in cash but it does a really good job at catching big movements. Not really the shape of returns you would expect a "mean reversion" strategy to have.

[Anonymous No.53397408]

>>53397377
Wow, you must be really smart to have figured that out.

[Anonymous No.53397410]

>>53397229
I dunno if this is smart or not cause fax machines were pretty important for the economy

[Anonymous No.53397420]

>>53397229
>>53397410

[Anonymous No.53397421]

>>53394209
doesnt matter if it cant spread due to deads, covid has INSANE spread and low dead rates. thats why its a pandemic

[Anonymous No.53397422]

I can't stop slurping/eating raw pancake batter. Its very delicious

[Anonymous No.53397432]

>>53397408
I know, they should give me a Nobel Prize in Economics

[Anonymous No.53397436]

>>53397420
>Inflation without everything important and used cars.
I know everyone's trying to find an edge on the market but come on

[Anonymous No.53397434]

bloody bitch bastard crabs!

[Anonymous No.53397439]

>>53397420
>IF WE EXCLUDE EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS INFLATION IS AKYCHUALLY FALLING!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53397442]

>>53397422
That shit can make you sick anon. Stop doing that. At least eat raw cookie doe like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.53397453]

>>53397439
This is actually how the fed chair behaved in 1970s. Core inflation was invented then https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_inflation

[Anonymous No.53397456]

>>53397422
That sounds like a less unhealthy and disgusting version of drinking melted ice cream

[Anonymous No.53397459]

>>53394340
What are some high quality quantum technology investments?

[Anonymous No.53397470]

>>53397337
On a rolling lookback I fit a Gaussian distribution to the difference between the daily price ratio and the SMA of those price ratios. When the z-score of the current price ratio difference is high I short, when it's low I long, and a middle band of z-scores for closing out positions.

[Anonymous No.53397472]

>>53394340
What if you used quantum tech to make better encryption (true random numbers) though
https://quantumemotion.com/technology/overview/
Scam?

[Anonymous No.53397510]

>Oil futures

[Anonymous No.53397522]

>>53397472
Pseudo random numbers are not source of weakness in encryption. Quantum was supposed to make old encryption systems obsolete due to its computing power, but so far no one knows how to program using quantum efficiently.
Looks like scam, and the fact they introduce themselves as disruptive makes me think they are are trying to bait retards like Cathie Woods

[Anonymous No.53397538]

>>53397522
Hey we cracked most used encryption better tell everyone. After Manhattan project no country on earth will do things in secret

[Anonymous No.53397549]

>>53397522
Semi-related, but do tech scam companies normally manage to get patents? Been wondering how meaningful it is that you get some patents, what's the thinking behind that regulatory process? That a technology is new, or that the regulator actually thinks it's useful?

[Anonymous No.53397554]

uh Dollarbros... the dollar is falling again...

[Anonymous No.53397565]

I propose that we improve on supercore inflation, and instead switch to "hypercore" inflation which consists solely of a basket of US dollars. One dollar equals one dollar, it's literally that simple.

[Anonymous No.53397581]

>>53397554
GOLD

[Anonymous No.53397583]

>>53397549
Apple holds over 2000 patents. I hope this answers your question

[Anonymous No.53397587]

>>53397583
Kek

[Anonymous No.53397601]

>>53397554
FUCK. Is it over for the dollar? Markets up forever?

[Anonymous No.53397617]

>>53397587
On serious note.mate there are patents for.gravitational.propulsion systems that don't even work. Patent is for what's described in the prospect. Also, patent doesn't give something value, demand for the product does.
What I meant is that pseudo random numbers are good enough and they are not source of weakness. Them calling themselves disruptive because of self-claimed "pure random" doesn't.make it valuable.

[Anonymous No.53397625]

>>53397554
Check Yuan

[Anonymous No.53397643]

>>53397472
casting aside all analysis, a quick google search would tell you true random number generator already exists in the world and is available for free
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_random_number_generator

[Anonymous No.53397661]

Which was the first month the Fed started raising rates?

[Anonymous No.53397663]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.53397667]

>>53397617
Hmmmm, right. Makes sense.
>>53397643
Yes but then I couldn't procrastinate on doing work I need to do by baiting random anons into starting a conversation
On that note, I really need to start doing that work I need to do

[Anonymous No.53397695]

Stay CALM for rising egg prices

[Anonymous No.53397698]

>>53397667
> On that note, I really need to start doing that work I need to do
Kek same. Instead I'm still in my bed shitposting from my phone.

[Anonymous No.53397709]

>>53397439
>>53397436
Retarded bobo fags, Krugman is unironically correct.

[Anonymous No.53397714]

Currently only 35% allocated long. Sucks to have a lot of big bad events possible and only retard pump upside to stocks. Not sure what I will do but I suppose it should include selling otm calls of some degree as there will be massive sell offs at tops.

[Anonymous No.53397730]

>>53397709
Krugman is a moron. The economic theory on inflation is completely wrong so everyone does dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.53397737]

>>53397730
>The market is wrong not me!!!!
Cope, S&P never below 4000 ever again after next week. Inflation is unironically over we are going to have severe deflation is the Fed doesn't cut soon.

[Anonymous No.53397750]

>>53397737
I will happily dump at the top while true believer bulls hold the bags for me to grab later

[Anonymous No.53397767]

>>53397750
The recession already happened and ended, it was in 2022 when we dumped 25% on the S&P in a year and had 2 quarters in a row with negative GDP. You're literally looking for a crash that isn't going to happen, and every midwit bobo thinks the same thing. Outside of a black swan event you'll never see the S&P below 5000 ever again in a few months.

[Anonymous No.53397772]

>>53397714
> only retard pump upside to stocks
Or dividends. If we enter a decade long crab, then dividends are the way to go. You can also try taking advantage of manufacturing being pulled out of China. Vietnam and Mexico have a potential of becoming new production hubs of the western world.

[Anonymous No.53397795]

>>53397709
yeah just stop eating food. then you do not have to worry about inflation. you tell krugman to look at the price of eggs

[Anonymous No.53397799]

>>53397767
Yeah my hyper normie friend keeps telling me theres going to be a recession this year. Which means that most people must think there will be a recession. Which means that there won't be.

[Anonymous No.53397810]

>>53397799
Exactly, almost every norman investor on twitter and reddit are in cash or shorting right now. A bullish position is the extreme contrarian right now.

[Anonymous No.53397815]

Death to the greater SATAN and his little SATAN overlords, inshallah

[Anonymous No.53397843]

>>53396600
>tfw i‘m a clov baggie

[Anonymous No.53397855]

>>53397799
>S&P never below 4000 ever again after next week. Inflation is unironically over we are going to have severe deflation is the Fed doesn't cut soon.
>S&P 500 will pump massively
>Also there's a massive deflationary crisis in the books
Bro I think the two statements don't really hold up well together, QT is not 'bullish' and the 2008-2021 bullrun was had on the back of continuing Fed stimulation and bond yields going down. Yes inflation is going down (because the Fed is killing demand via recession), that is not bullish

[Anonymous No.53397857]

>>53397843
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that sucks. i didnt do the clov thing.

[Anonymous No.53397867]

>>53397855
>>53397737

Woops, should've been quoting this one

[Anonymous No.53397870]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53397873]

>>53397843
There are 1900 listed US stocks and you bought one openly pushed by pajeet. /biz/ in a nutshell.
Sorry for your loss though.

[Anonymous No.53397880]

>>53397855
QE is coming back to prevent severe deflation. Should be back a few months after the rate pause, the pause happens after the next and final two 25 BP hikes.

[Anonymous No.53397917]

Hum? isn't it back to 129 now?

[Anonymous No.53397929]

>>53397880
Fed won't pivot until damage is done.

[Anonymous No.53397933]

>>53397880
>Fed needs to pivot to prevent a crash, the financial system is completely dependent on it now
>Bullish
Come on, man

[Anonymous No.53397959]

>>53397815
>Trading 212
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53397960]

>>53397929
>>53397933
The market only moves to cause max pain, everyone is bearish so we will continue to pump.

[Anonymous No.53398008]

The market is healing :)

I look forward to everything going to shit as usual soon as US exchanges open.

[Anonymous No.53398019]

I frankly don't care what market we are in because I just have positions in both bull and bear

[Anonymous No.53398024]

>>53398008
problem?

[Anonymous No.53398031]

>>53398008
>>I look forward to everything going to shit as usual soon as US exchanges open.
When i started trading i thought the US open would be awesome and trending very strongly, but it is jsut crappy crabbing all the time. The european session is actually more interesting for indices.

[Anonymous No.53398096]

>>53397959
What else can you use for leverage in the UK? Degiro removed all the high-leverage turbocalls/puts

[Anonymous No.53398103]

>>53397661
March 2022 (from 0.25% to 0.5%)

[Anonymous No.53398116]

>>53397420
Just exclude everything out of inflation. That'll make it be 0%.

[Anonymous No.53398134]

>>53398096
Nothing. I heard some Brit anons talk about IBKR but cbf desu.

[Anonymous No.53398135]

still not crashing..............

[Anonymous No.53398165]

>>53397960
wtf
how did you acquire this information?

[Anonymous No.53398168]

>corpo art
>corpo music in background
Yep. It's learning time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu52CE55BN0

[Anonymous No.53398171]

>>53398165
That's the way it has always worked, people pretend this market is based on fundamentals but it moves the same way that shitcoins do.

[Anonymous No.53398194]

Everybody...
Rock your body...
Dollar's back, alright!

[Anonymous No.53398213]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53398236]

>>53398213
Imagine marrying this and having to visit her family and shaking their poo-covered hands

[Anonymous No.53398238]

>>53398213
>>53397870
Stop spamming your gay reaction images or we'll short your shitcoins. Yes everyone can tell.

[Anonymous No.53398251]

BTC is up slightly at the stroke of 5 EST. Expect up Nasdaq, up Shit n' Piss, up everything. Risk button is officially turned on.

[Anonymous No.53398258]

>>53398096
If you really want to mess with Forex and currencies, I guess AMP Global would be an option. You really shouldn't use trading212 for active treading. Spreads, execution, tools are all pretty bad. I learned it the hard way. If you want to just throw some money in stocks or make longer term bets I guess it's okay.

[Anonymous No.53398267]

>>53398258
Same, CFD spreads on T212 were scam-tier.

[Anonymous No.53398287]

I sold at premarket. I have a bad feeling anons , futures are crabbing downward

[Anonymous No.53398321]

>>53398258
I'm not so much interested in currencies. Just getting the most leverage I can trading stocks and indices. I made a lot from degiro turbos a while ago but now they're gone I'm not sure where to look. Never heard of this AMP global before.

[Anonymous No.53398324]

>>53398287
>things are thiging thingly
whatever man

[Anonymous No.53398326]

>>53398238
nah I only invest in dividends. shitty altcoin bullshit is for idiots looking to do get rich quick scams.

[Anonymous No.53398370]

Opex is ovari da
Mumutachi have lost the will to fight
Bobosans will have strong killer intent
Mumukuns should give up

[Anonymous No.53398416]

>>53398321
for spot currencies, you can look at global prime, they offer 100 leverage
. it is a famous broker claiming to dump your 1 lot directly to the market, instead of playing against you. Also it is run by jews

for futures, you have the usual cheap brokers like ninja raders, optimus, degiro, and in europe fxflat
. the margin for the EURUSD is 660e, for the miniDAX it is only 390e, 1000e fro the full ES
https://www.fxflat.com/en/metatrader/contract-specification#c1454

[Anonymous No.53398462]

>>53396007
>INTC
Can't wait for the next wave of retards to get burned on the sheer incompetence of Intel.

[Anonymous No.53398520]

>>53397304
I remember you. I'll thank you to shut the fuck up next time as it ruins my "do the opposite of biz" strategy when people disagree

[Anonymous No.53398521]

>>53398321
If you want to trade indicies, especially for shorter term trades, you want futures. It's a million times better for trading major indexes than CFDs. Spreads are as small as they can be, there are great platforms, you are on the open market and not fighting against your broker (so no conflict of interest, remember, T212 makes money from you losing money in CFDs, futures brokers don't care, they make money from comissions), much better tools for execution etc. Futures brokers require a bit more effort and capital to get started compared to trash tier brokers like Robinhood and T212.

AMP global is the sister company of AMP futures, and also offers CFDs, Forex and some more, compared to AMP futures, which only has futures contracts. It's also more accessible (easier to make and fund an account), but the platform selection for them is very limited compared to AMP futures.

As for leverage in futures, it works a bit differently. For an MES contract (smallest S&P futures), you usually need 40$ of margin and every point of move on the futures price equals 5 dollars of change in the value of your position. So in essence, with 40$ of margin, you get the same exposure as you'd get with buying/selling 5 CFDs on the US 500 in T212, which would required close to 1000$ of margin. So it works differently, but in practice, it's similar to having massive leverage, ~1:500. You can also scale it. A full size ES contract is 50$/point and some people trader 20-30 at once, though at that point, execution difficulties come into play.

[Anonymous No.53398532]

>>53398287
equity index futures aren't really a concern this morning, nothing really to see in their charts
what is much more concerning is dollar index futures (DXH3)
dollar opened gapping down, down nearly 0.5% overnight, now has recovered and is flat, going green
the entire move in the market over the past month has been driven by the dollar collapsing in relative strength
yield are also moving higher

[Anonymous No.53398537]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.53398546]

>>53395630
Define what you mean by a "spike upwards" please. Also this is on what timeframe for the data?

[Anonymous No.53398560]

>>53397439
Inflation induced demand destruction. You can't increase your prices because people are spending more on necessities, how is this a good thing? I thought Jews were supposed to be smart

[Anonymous No.53398591]

>>53398560
Goy cattle being poor is great for the jews

[Anonymous No.53398610]

>>53397439
From 12% yoy to 5% yoy
Trend is clear in the US. I wonder if the UK keeps at 20% or goes toward 50%

[Anonymous No.53398625]

Thought on TLT/TMF?
Good time to enter now? I doubt it will go any lower from this point onward

[Anonymous No.53398643]

Goooood morning Sirs. Why is AMD up bigly in PM ?

[Anonymous No.53398650]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53398653]

Buddy look at DXY computer

[Anonymous No.53398663]

new

>>53398662
>>53398662
>>53398662

[Anonymous No.53398690]

>>53398287
Thank you for creating taxable event. Your contribution will be passed to the closest neetbux ATM.

[Anonymous No.53398718]

>MAXIS JAPAN Proactive Investment in Physical & Human Capital 200 Index ETF

Are you kidding me

>Invest in physical and human capital

Yet the top two composition stocks are Fast Retailing Co, aka parent company of Uniqlo, and Seven & i Holdings, aka the company that operate Japanese 7-11

Since when did Uniqlo or 7-11 Japan become famous for investing in physical orhuman capital?

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53398921]

>>53396628
Dr. John Campbells videos are good. On you tube. Just this last week he had a few vids on how its so much worse for children than the rona is, all using govt statistics.

[Anonymous No.53400844]

>>53397042
euro stocks pay dividends

[Anonymous No.53401678]

Next DIS dip when?

[Anonymous No.53402787]

>>53396007
you would have been horribly wrong to invest in intc. It has plenty of debt, and it's not even good debt, it's bad debt. The p/e is like 9. It was only 5 because the company was selling off significant parts of its business. I would really caution you not to invest for like 2 fucking years and just go learn finance.