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We all need to pray for myocarditis anon. We already lost poem anon to AIDS this week, we don't need to be losing anyone else.

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small caps

>> No.53385499

Was that nigger hospitalized
Poor bastard

>> No.53385502

>seeking alpha,
i always wondered if it worth paying for their content. I think not, but i wonder what their paid content looks like

>> No.53385514

Yes he posted pictures last thread

>> No.53385518
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What app do you use when trading stocks?

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>> No.53385541
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Active Trader Pro - its boomer interface reminds me of windows xp and a simpler time when life didn't make me want to spontaneously combust.

>> No.53385542

tradingview fro charting, the broker's app for execution

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>> No.53385561

just use archive .ph newfag
whatever article you want to read on seekingalpha, bloomberg, reuters, economic times, whatever with a paywall, just copypaste it on archive .ph
you're welcome, newfag

>> No.53385573

really been going to shit lately. they need to fire 99% of dev management and stop fucking w/ it

>> No.53385576

What will next week be like, giga dump or giga pump?

>> No.53385594

We're probably going to see some more pumps, but, expect more red in the future; https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/fed-governor-lael-brainard-sees-high-rates-ahead-even-with-progress-on-inflation/ar-AA16wDlf

>> No.53385595

I always run my stock ideas by some articles on SA. If it's a chemical company, I look for someone with a chemical background. If it's medical, I check for a biology background. Stuff like that. Helps to get the fundamental case right.

>> No.53385608

Does anyone else here have ADD and try to write a thesis? I haven't done anything as tortuous in my entire life. I hate every second of it and it constantly goes wrong. I have to finish my revision in 8 days, fuck me.

>> No.53385609

Delete this. Unironically.

>> No.53385620

yeah that means you have 0% interest in the subject matter
wtf are even doing

>> No.53385642

No, I like the subject matter, what I don't like is failing at writing a thesis. I enjoyed my BA and did it effortlessly right up until I absolutely ruined my BA Thesis. Then I started doing a MA, and loved it until I had to do my MA Thesis and fucked that up as well. Now I'm revising.
I'm so bad at it that I started doubting my intelligence, but I always do well on IQ tests and nothing else is that hard for me. I just can't structure long research, and yes, I really do have ADD, so I think that's the big problem.

>> No.53385646

/smg/ - Stock Market General


>Stock market Words

>Risk Management

>Live Streams

>Educational Sites

>Free Charts


>Pre-Market Data and Live Data

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar

>Boomer Investing 101

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator

>List of hedge fund holdings

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)


>> No.53385698
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>no insane returns
>no insane losses
>slow but steady growing portfolio
>comfy monthly dividends

god it feels good to just DCA into ETFs and boomer divvie stocks
anyone else boglepilled?

>> No.53385705

That' s weird man
figure it out

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VIX horizon reaching new lows, the market is pricing out a VIX spike and pricing in continued VIX suppression. Why is VIX so dead?

>> No.53385713

no. it's helpful to me. since I started spamming archive .ph to newfags and linking it to people in /smg/ for over a year, now when I go to archive a page 9 times out of 10 it is already done by someone else ahead of me
this saves me time - a year ago I would have to archive every page myself and have to wait for it to load

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>> No.53385721

>gets wiped out every 8 years
nothing personelle, bagholder
PS also if you wanna make shit money go to /employee market general/ instead

>> No.53385722

Yeah that's what I'm trying to do

>> No.53385738

>getting the opportunity to buy at a major discount
>thats a bad thing

lmao people said after 2008 we're never going to recover, look where we're now. Im not in a rush.

>> No.53385747

Is your thesis related to the stock market?
when I said you have no interest in the subject matter what I meant was you're on a stock market webpage complaining about how hard it is to write about a subject that you don't have enough interest in to visit related webpages

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Yeah look where we are now.

>> No.53385779


>keeps going lower, this is fantastic!

>> No.53385781

Why isn't it? You have the chance to buy cheap. You realize it is going to go back up correct? First time?

>> No.53385809
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FYI, you're well below average intelligence.
DCA is bagholding as a subscription service
That's why www.reddit.com users love it so much, it combines bagholding stocks and paying monthly subscriptions which are their two favorite things lol

>> No.53385818

Who said anything about DCA?

>> No.53385820

>You have the chance to buy cheap
>but your bags are ruining you
wow amazing

>> No.53385824
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The crabs will dominate for years to come. But I’m ready for it.

>> No.53385823

Read the first line again. >>53385809

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>The only way to buy is DCA

This is an extremely high level of cope.

>> No.53385835

>The crabs will dominate for years to come.
It's great, Santa got my letter.

>> No.53385838

If it's true we can prepare for it. Like how about putting sell and buy orders 2% apart and repeating after both orders have been triggered.

>> No.53385839

You're not even trying to be coherent.

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What are some of your favorite crab plays?

>> No.53385844

Yeah, true, I hardly give a shit anymore.
Well, I'll just soldier on for a week and then I'm done and I can shitpost about the stock market again

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>You have the chance the buy in low


Don't forget to clean up your shit and piss off the floor when you are done.

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Buy high sell low

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>> No.53385876

Nothing exciting. Boomer div stocks and covered calls.

>> No.53385890

What is the significance of that Holocaust-American you posted?

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I've was doing double diagonals on BLUE then switched to double calendar spreads on it. Working good so far

>> No.53385916

>sperging retard doesn't realise he's replying to a chain of comments started by the Boglehead talking about DCA >>53385721
You can stop now.

>> No.53385940
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>he isn’t splicing his dna with crab

>> No.53385955

Every redditor is a permabear.

>> No.53385961

>How do imageboards work

Reddit nigger.

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Does anyone have the google drive with legal bought investing books to download?

>> No.53385979

Why do they need to be legally bought

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>> No.53385984


Kind of funny how a crab gets gradually bigger as the game goes on

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I deserve sex

>> No.53385994

Someone had to have bought them, no?

>> No.53386002

>brazil and argentina discussing bilateral trade without the dollar
Anons, you kept telling me there was no alternative to the dollar

>> No.53386011

Yeah, but, the internet is the internet. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy

>> No.53386075

Wake me up when real countries start doing this and not hellholes

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>> No.53386099

sounds a lot like confirmation bias

>> No.53386111

>try my hand at day trading
>near 100% of my trades are profitable
>every time I'm forced to hold (<$25,000 lol) I lose money or have to wait a very long time to be profitable
That rule just exists to hurt us, doesn't it.

>> No.53386146

The game is too easy otherwise

>> No.53386149

bucket shop tactics usually dont work when u have bigger capital

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You know the answer.
You gotta do everything you can to get cleared for daytrading, don't fuck around, get the capital by any means necessary, go from there.

>> No.53386213

Do Amerigoyim really? Yuropoors here are allowed to speedrun bankruptcy by trading 30x CFDs 4000 times a day.

>> No.53386215

the challenge is finding enough stock to cover the whole year. its easy to find a big dump once a year but monthly takes more research

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>> No.53386305

I am trying to convince you to buy a share of my bags at CPUH or gamble on the warrants, ok ty

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2 smgs in the catlog
one over 15 hours old the other 73 posts
dead board dead market dead htread
nuke the board

>> No.53386398

who trusts argentina with their currency?

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that means there's going to be a new war in south america, right?

>> No.53386479

Its 7 am on a sunday but okay

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Thank you very much

>> No.53386536

Sure I could see that. But I'd be able to comfortably be a NEET off the small fry winnings in the <$25,000 range.

>> No.53386568

Nah, there's advice on the sell side and the buy side there. Been a few times that I didn't follow up on some idea because some chemistry major didn't like the investment case. Doesn't mean I'm smart or something, but I'm pretty sure confirmation bias is not too much of a problem in my case

>> No.53386693

good morning
sunday morning

>> No.53386710

do iran, russia, china or saudi arabia count?

>> No.53386721

good morning

>> No.53386725

>We are in the hospital my bastards
did this anon make it through the night?

>> No.53386767

No word yet. Probably doped up and sleeping, or going through a bunch of testing

>> No.53386780

Pretty weird to see a pic of a guy in the hospital the day after you told him to stop posting on smg and get an ambulance, ngl
feels a bit unreal

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Good morning sers

>> No.53386803

hes gone jim

>> No.53386822

I get the feeling he was going to go to the hospital anyway

>> No.53386874

Very true
But it's the thought that counts

>> No.53386886

Not sure about that other anon but what happened to the thread, I was just sent to hospital too

>> No.53386888

same here. do you pay for trading view?

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After several fortnights it would seem the vax has come for /smg/ and anons are dropping like flies

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...people pay for tradingview?

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Been away for a minute. Is the stock market recovering yet? My stocks have been going up recently. Did i miss all the discounts or is this a fools run thats about to get rugged?

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we are yet again fapping about the spy 200 dma line, nothing is certain

>> No.53387071

I call my female broker on a Western Electric model 500 telephone to place my orders plus tip.

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>> No.53387087

do we even use dollars in our bilateral trade?

>> No.53387094

are the catalogs out of sync for you? they are for me. happening in /g/ and /biz/ at least. anyone knows why?

>> No.53387124
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Imagine buying stocks that just keep going down while cash returns 4% lmao couldn't be me.

>> No.53387169
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I want more than 4% returns though

>> No.53387222

my fucking sides

>> No.53387238

The secret is to make a single trade for a 5% return, then buy treasuries for the rest of the year.

>> No.53387259

You know, that might actually not be a bad plan

>> No.53387272
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>when you post how you got what you deserve
This timeline just got better.

>> No.53387282

skill issue

>> No.53387291

Brother let me tell you something about spending money to make money...

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What's the name of the thing where everyone assumes the news to be true until they report a story on something you're familiar with and suddenly you see how wrong they are?

>> No.53387371

>no insane losses
Because the bear market hasn't started yet. DJI is barely off its ATH.

>> No.53387393

does ticker BYND have enough liquidity to short puts or long calls? Is it worth it to long calls? My log is it will get over valued again in a year when the fed starts QE again.

>> No.53387394

i want to but i want to do that with my win big profits instead of putting half my paysheck into boomer strategies while making 40k a year.

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Is the price of natural gas easy to predict?

>> No.53387404

Google says it is knoll's law of media accuracy

>> No.53387414

>does ticker BYND have enough liquidity to short puts or long calls? Is it worth it to long calls? My log is it will get over valued again in a year when the fed starts QE again.

BYND will go bust before the Fed starts QE again

>> No.53387417

>get to 25k
>try my luck at day trading
>not enough "buying power" and risk margin call for going over

>> No.53387423

BYND is a goyslop pchyop, you shouldn't touch it.

>> No.53387429

So look, I may have searched the wrong thing in the catalogue, but since everyone here watches the market, what companies are your top pics for producing a sexbot in the next 5-10 years?

>> No.53387444

Seasonality can be used as a guideline, but you can also get abolutely rekt by something stupid like a warm euro winter this year.

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>> No.53387477
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cobbee market general

>> No.53387486
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Where were you the day inflation died?

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trips of a healing world
there is a semblance of justice

>> No.53387499

>excluding food, energy, shelter, and used cars
It's excluding all of the most important things

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>excluding everything that's inflated

>> No.53387560

>muh goyslop

I don't care what it is as long as it makes me money

So I should short puts?

>> No.53387563

I was surprised to find Mannarino's markets look ahead being streamed with a live chat.

Decimation of the middle class

Thanks fren, my google fu failed me.

>> No.53387567

what are some good coffee stocks anon?

>> No.53387586

Idk im just slurping my morning cup

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the audacity of these fucking people is legendary

>> No.53387611

>I don't care what it is as long as it makes me money
It doesnt make money, thats the point.

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Coffee stocks?. Uh KHC,KDP,and KO come to mind.

>> No.53387699

How many anons are in the hospital right now? This market is killing people!

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>> No.53387715

>inflation excluding 90% of what you spend money on
th-thanks Paul...

>> No.53387731

Are you stu[id? Everything can make you money on the stock market retard.

>> No.53387741

>exluding every single thing you actually buy
When you really break it down to the nucleus, one dollar is worth precisely one dollar. Everything else is fake.

>> No.53387766

Poem anon unfortunately passed away. Wish I could have got a piece of broken monitor from one of his spergouts to remember him by.

>> No.53387767

>inflation excluding everything is +0.00% YoY
somebody call Powell, we found the solution!

>> No.53387782

I spend almost all my poorfag money on rent, heating, and groceries, kek. What is this retard on about

>> No.53387802

Go for it retard.

>> No.53387813

good morning sirs

>> No.53387819
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The narcissim of the last 2 and a half generations is astonishing. Yes, we all steal stuff from supermarkets since forever. an egg here a grape there... no need to attach your face to it.

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Yeah...Need to bring back moral superiority

>> No.53387969

where are these characters from?

>> No.53388154

I don't understand how a short wouldn't make me money on BYND

>> No.53388165

Those corporations steal from us every day grandpa. We're just taking back what is ours anwyays.

>> No.53388166

Money market chads

>> No.53388171

Kek, boomer complaining about narcissism of other people, now I've seen it all

>> No.53388182
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Tomorrow will be +1.5% and if you disagree you are wrong.

>> No.53388189

cum too quick

>> No.53388198

Why doesn’t it bother you that the bond market could just totally unravel at any moment?

>> No.53388207

If you time it right, sure. Point is its being propped up so hard to tell what its actually doing.

>> No.53388222

I don't disagree, I'd just prefer it to be a red day so I can buy more of my garbage

>> No.53388234

It does bother me, been selling stock into this rally

>> No.53388235
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Bros... I can't decide if it's time to start DCAing back in to VOO and other ETFs, or if I should just keep dropping money into my savings accounts?

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>> No.53388267

I don’t just mean the stock market, I mean the stability of civilisation all together. How will everyone react when they realise their pensions are zero

>> No.53388269

I always DCA and simultaneously save.

>> No.53388273

Neither, slurp the dipperinos from shitty earnings

>> No.53388289

I DCA VT into my 401k and then VNQ into my roth

>> No.53388294

Yeah, but there's no real use in worrying about that, senpai. We can't control that stuff. The only people that worry about that kind of thing all the time are goldbugs, but in the sort of scenario where gold would really rip to 10K usd or something, I kinda doubt that you wouldn't have civilizational problems so big that your gold would matter at all.
So I just hope the music doesn't stop

>> No.53388314

Savings, you can buy when we hit lows we haven't seen in a while

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>> No.53388420

I do because I can't use thinkorswim while I am at work

>> No.53388423

We have seen lows we haven't seen in a while.

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>> No.53388492

This market is greedy as hell.

>> No.53388493

I'm considering rolling over my 401k to roth while its down.
I'll pay less taxes today on the smaller size, and then never pay taxes again.

>> No.53388516

did anon die?

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RIP Anon.

>> No.53388542

It's in the top 10 here

>> No.53388551

I just have a roth IRA and A normal Retirement fund with the company I work for. Is this retarded?

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>> No.53388573

Dear TA gods I need your reading; NQ broke the bear channel while ES didn't. What do you think will happen next? Enlighten us please.

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threadly reminder that futures are just one possible timeline

>> No.53388636

I have a company retirement account solely so that I can deduct pre tax. Government isn't getting EVEN MORE of my money.

>> No.53388639

That's normal. Some companies offer roth 401k now too, but that's a more recent thing. More typical is a pre-tax 401k. You can convert those into a roth IRA with a one-time tax payment once you leave the job.

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I’m still alive bros.

>> No.53388688

See that's what I am saying.
Never actually done options before and this seems solid.

>> No.53388697

Everyone has some intellectual exercise they're inferior at anon, no matter how smart they are. This is just one of those things for you.

>> No.53388698

Reminder that all shares are 10-15% down in real terms.

>> No.53388723
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>the bear market is over... because they only last 1 year on average, okay?
>pay no attention to the underlying factors okay
>t. phd in economics

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That's great.

>> No.53388736

what did you have?

>> No.53388764

RIP, he was so young had so much left to give

>> No.53388765

Most bear markets I have seen last far longer than 1 year. 2008 took 3 years to full recover from.

>> No.53388766

They let you just sleep in your jeans overnight?

>> No.53388816

Heart didnt explode?

>> No.53388820

I slept in underwear, jeans, and a Patagonia fleece last night. Always be ready

>> No.53388845

They didn't make you put on one of those hospital gowns with no back though, where the nurses can see your butt?

>> No.53388864

Lol nah, I’m getting ready to be released.

No. Blood pressure still high, but they gave me meds and will be in touch via a cardiologist. Nothing else they can do since I’m no longer about to pop.
I’m supposed to stay super relaxed for the next few days.

>> No.53388866

oh i'm not myocarditisanon, just a regular schizo

>> No.53388872

It's also sometimes referred to as Gell-Mann amnesia: https://loricism.fandom.com/wiki/Gell-Mann_Amnesia_Effect

>> No.53388878

Oh ok. Did YOU have to wear the hospital gown with your butt showing though?
>I'm supposed to stay super relaxed for the next few days.
.......don't open your portfolio
Oh, I wasn't checking IDs

>> No.53388889

any TA swing traders here? whats your next play? im currently doing APRN

>> No.53388890

The funny thing is the ER doctor who helped me was morbidly obese and will over 360 pounds.
It was unreal. It did not help my blood pressure to see that man in charge of me.

>> No.53388913

I did last night but I didn’t really open my phone until now.
You’re supposed to tie the back of the gown btw. Your ass should not literally be hanging out.

>> No.53388923

>hey *wheeze* y-your blood pressure is the same as *wheeze* mine

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>> No.53388956

For real, from what, the vax?

>> No.53388960

If I had to guess, one of the smaller holdings in Cathie Wood's ARKQ etf: https://cathiesark.com/arkq/complete-holdings

You could also sift through the companies held by other robotics ETFs: https://etfdb.com/themes/robotics-etfs/

Other than that, probably something private (which you can't invest in unless you're a millionaire) or Japanese (which you can't invest in unless you're Nipponese).

>> No.53388970

he took the yellowpill.
they took his organs.

>> No.53388983

I'm not in the hospital, but I'm somewhat certain I had a mild case of chickenpox this past week... in my thirties...
It's finally starting to go away, new spots have stopped showing up, but still pretty itchy all over

>> No.53388990

are you vaxxed?

>> No.53388994

How do you know he died?

>> No.53389000

>realise their pensions are zero
Central banks propped up the UK pensions. Even no action taken by Congress or the Fed leaves Social Security paying out 75 cents on the dollar.

However you're right that, say, Kentucky state employees are completely fucked because their pension is only like 25% funded.

>> No.53389007

Yes, just the first two doses in 2021 though. I also never had chickenpox as a kid, or if I did I had an extremely mild case

>> No.53389022

my wife has had chronic hives ever since a few months after the vaxx, could be that

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Good luck

>> No.53389055

Nah, these aren't hives. I do have allergies to certain substances, so I can tell the difference. These look like flea bites... except all over my body not just my legs, I haven't felt any bites or seen any fleas, and they're also lasting a lot longer than flea bites...

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Did you tell him about Wegovy® (semaglutide), a product of Novo Nordisk (ticker: NVO) approved to help adults with obesity who have weight-related medical problems?

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>> No.53389089

What are you talking about? You can invest in Jap companies, no sweat

>> No.53389091

side effects may include sharting in the mart

>> No.53389125

But you don't get their shareholder gifts, which defeats the entire purpose. I want my physical dividends goddammit.

Nonsense. Only inflammation of your pancreas, gallbladder problems, increased risk of low blood sugar (hypoglycemia) in patients with type 2 diabetes, especially those who also take medicines for type 2 diabetes such as sulfonylureas or insulin, kidney problems (kidney failure), serious allergic reactions, change in vision in patients with type 2 diabetes, increased heart rate, and depression or thoughts of suicide. As well as the most common side effects which include nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, constipation, stomach (abdomen) pain, headache, tiredness (fatigue), upset stomach, dizziness, feeling bloated, belching, gas, stomach flu and heartburn.

But man does it help with weight loss!

>> No.53389143

>But you don't get their shareholder gifts, which defeats the entire purpose. I want my physical dividends goddammit.
The good companies don't have shareholder gift programs.

>> No.53389165

are there any US companies that give interesting divvies? I remember hearing about mcd or sbux giving a coupon for a free item every quarter

>> No.53389173

Let me tell you about a certain theater chain with short squeeze potential...

>> No.53389191
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Will things ever get better?

>> No.53389204

Did the 1980's Soviet Union ever get better?

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Do you know what caused it?

or did your heart grow three times big because from the little Whos singing?

>> No.53389220

well they aren't killing millions of their people regularly so, i guess, yes?

>> No.53389229

You guys are hilariously afraid of black people.

>> No.53389239

Then there's your answer.

Now what someone should *do* if they're a citizen in that kind of place is another matter.

>> No.53389243

It was the vax.
You aren’t?

>> No.53389247

black people are just the pawns, anon. a tool. useful idiots. it's the people using them that you should be afraid of. you know who.

>> No.53389249

If this bothers you, why not just fork the entire wikipedia website?

>> No.53389284

the main question for me has always been what the meaning of life is and what happens after death. if there was some goal i was meant to accomplish than i'd be fine with sacrificing myself for the greater good. if there was like, some valhalla or something that rewarded me for putting my life on the line for my people or something like that. but as things stand there's no evidence anything like that is true except some ancient fan fiction written by olde tyme humans, in which case what's the point?

the better question than "what should a citizen in that kind of place do" is "what are ANY of us doing on Earth in the first fucking place?" no one ever really wants to seriously discuss this question though it seems. they just get depressed or mad or something. the worst part is we'll never get a definitive answer, and all current evidence points towards there being no meaning or point rather than there being one. the negative instead of the positive.

all i can really do is focus on making it and trying to have my little heaven on Earth until i inevitably die like everyone else. if nothing else, i can at least do that.

>> No.53389294

it's not the disease, anon. it's just a symptom. that's the problem. understand? it's like saying "hey if the pain from having cancer bothers you, why not just take some painkillers?" the pain isn't the problem, it's having cancer.

>> No.53389317

I grew up in nigger town.


>> No.53389322

i like how my bank lets me buy more before the 3 day thing has passed. it just nags a little but will do it

>> No.53389330

The jews are just cogs in a much broader economic machine. You know what.

>> No.53389341

>it's not the disease, anon. it's just a symptom.
Just let it run its course, eventually it will kill the host. I feel like we've already started seeing some dying gasps, recently.

>> No.53389434

>So I should short puts?
no you would long (buy) puts or sell calls. but everyone is already shorting BYND, there might not be any juice left in the squeeze

>> No.53389504

this board is so dead. the jew bots stick out more than the shitpost bots

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Speaking of leftist nonsense running its course, pour one out for EC and GTE baggies: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/20/colombia-stop-new-oil-gas-exploration-davos

>> No.53389520

longing isn't when you buy something. Right? Longing or shorting is the length of expiration of your option. That is how I understood it when I read about it. I was thinking about that too but assuming we have 6 more months of a bear market I don't see why BYND wouldn't go lower.

>> No.53389531

"Long-dated" and "short-dated" are different terms from "long" (buying) vs "short" (selling).

>> No.53389543

Remember to buy NVDA calls for the crypto bull run

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>> No.53389557

honestly maybe china not so bad as overlords

>> No.53389590
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I just tried Toffee nut flavor Starbucks coffee pod thing in this random assortment of flavors I have. It's quite good is all

>> No.53389598

They already announced this, but it'd be pretty funny if everything sells off again on the reannouncement.

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>The country’s finance minister, José Ocampo, has stepped in on several occasions to contradict government ministers and reassure financial markets after their comments sent the value of the Colombian peso tumbling.

>Ocampo has repeatedly told reporters that the country remains open to new oil and gas projects as it relies heavily on the sector’s revenue.

>But Petro backed Vélez’s announcement this week, saying that alternative economies would make up the loss from oil, which accounts for around half of all of Colombia’s total export revenue.

I feel so, so bad for the finance minister. Just imagine being in his shoes these past few months.

>> No.53389634

I hate canned pasta sauce. literally impossible to open

>> No.53389635

>supposed to stay relaxed for the next few days
so no smg then?

>> No.53389671

You're supposed to use a can opener
Do you know what that is?
...are you a zoomer?

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ah fuck how do you put a blood alcohol lock on your trading accounts, really fucked things on friday

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU IS DISINFORMATION, CHUD! Akshually, "true events and facts" can be deemed misinformation if it goes against our narrative or increases vaccine hesitancy internal Facebook docs show.

>> No.53389703

Its a glass one with the vac sealed top that gets stuck. I regret buying it but I thought "hey emergency if I dont feel like making the sauce myself" and when was making spaghetti today I realized I didn't have any tomato sauce or paste. Just diced.

>> No.53389709

lol manlet

>> No.53389719

Use a rubber mousepad type thing to grip and twist it

>> No.53389718

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.53389721
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>longing isn't when you buy something. Right? Longing or shorting is the length of expiration of your option.
it can be confusing because "long / short" can be described as being bullish / bearish or it can describe duration

in a general investing / trading sense, when you're "long" something it means you will profit if the price goes up. "short" = you profit if the price goes down

when it comes to options, long = you bought to open, and short = you sold to open
for example: if you're short calls, it means you sold calls to open a position, which would be a bearish position and you would profit if the stock goes down because the calls you sold will expire worthless

>> No.53389736

You get your assistant to keep you away. You do have an assistant right? Cause people who abuse substances without an assistant to take care of them are bums or soon to be bums.

>> No.53389758

Look up the #techlayoffs hashtag on TikTok for the real salt mine, I found 100s of fired toastie roasties this morning

>> No.53389768

Mining is dead bro. Efferium mining ended in september 2022

>> No.53389782

Been did that as well as heating the lid etc. Tapping the bottom, the top nothing. Went at it with a spoon under the lid for 2 seconds and the seal broke.

>> No.53389791

Kek, reminds me of the Chilean politicians that have to deal with retards in the constitutional commission trying to nationalize the mines

>> No.53389830

>Longing or shorting is the length of expiration of your option
no it simply describes how you opened the order. i can be "long" SQQQ because i am the one paying the premium, even though SQQQ is shorting the market. wrap your head around that

and yeah like that other anon said it just sounds like you're confusing long-dated and short-dated. i can "long" SQQQ set to expire next week. this means it is short the market and it is short dated. i pay the premium, i am long. i get the premium, i am short. same priciple for puts too, although you profit from the "long" side i.e. you are the premium payer when the underlying stock goes down, compared to a call where you profit if the stock goes up

>> No.53389842

I’m financially bored. I have no debt but not enough invested to make significant money off of returns. I’m about to finish my masters which was the last little side project I had to work on. Do I become a WoW addict? Do I become a gambling addict? Do I have an affair and ruin my family?

>> No.53389844
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Is there a single country in South America that won’t collapse in 2 years via economic suicide.

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Whats the odds nat gas will poomp like a crazy shitcoin this week? 1 in 100? Surely one of these weeks it will stop free falling, right? R-right?

>> No.53389924

https://archive.. ph/EJi9V
>Almost 16% of consumers who financed a new car in the fourth quarter have monthly payments reaching that level, up from 10.5% a year earlier, according to data collected by Edmunds.com Inc., a provider of data on the automotive industry. The share of auto owners paying that much was just 6.7% in the fourth quarter of 2020.
>the average new-car price has soared to a record of almost $50,000
>Outstanding US auto loans rose to $1.52 trillion in the third quarter of 2022
>An alarming number of Americans with auto loans are struggling to make monthly payments. Auto loan performance saw further deterioration in December, and loan delinquencies jumped. Of all loans, severely delinquent ones have reached the highest rate since the financial crisis about 15 years ago.
>loans delinquent by more than two months increased by 5.3% and jumped 26.7% from a year ago
>Of all loans, 1.84% were severely delinquent, which was an increase from 1.74% in November and the highest rate since February 2009.
>In December, 7.11% of subprime loans were severely delinquent, increasing from 6.75% the prior month. The subprime severe delinquency rate was 163 basis points higher than a year ago, and the December rate was the highest in the data series back to 2006.
>perhaps the reason why defaults have yet to surge is that lenders don't consider the borrower to be in default until 90 to 120 days late of insufficient payments. This might suggest that a default wave could be hitting over the next few quarters as consumers are tapped out by 20 months of negative real wave growth, depleted personal savings, and maxed-out credit cards

ticktock mumu

>> No.53389929

Someone please explain to me why we can't drill for oil and gas >>53389514, we can't have plastic straws and must use soggy paper straws, but we can have plastic coffee cups and plastic coffee pods.

>> No.53389940

why can't they just develop nuclear weapons and we all speak spanish?

>> No.53389947

Adrenaline addict. Get a prescription for Adhd meds and work max and unironically boosr your salary by 40k every year.

>> No.53389983

$1000 a month is over $30 a day. Then add insurance, car taxes/registration, gas.
At that price you might as well just uber everywhere.

>> No.53390001

Pretty straightforward: a mix of traditional backroom corruption and conspicuous sacrifice by consumers. Wokies are modern day flagellants: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant

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It is all part of ze plan to phase out private automobile ownership, along with all private property eventually and move to a rent based society, pleb

>> No.53390040

I can’t work any more at my current job, though. It’s not eligible for overtime. I’m anticipating my boss will give me a promotion from “senior” to “technical leader” level in November, but that’s a looong way away. If he doesn’t give me the promotion I will probably threaten to leave and force him. I am the guy who can’t get hit by a bus

>> No.53390042

The more information about this that comes out the crazier and scarier it sounds, it completely derails my constructive thesis for the market if people can’t get to work.

>> No.53390045

Idea of a bar for autists
>vending machine bar

>> No.53390059

>mother coming to visit for a week

how do I profit from this

>> No.53390064

id say about three fifty chance.

>> No.53390067

one of my friends from high school that I keep in regular contact with does this, as he needs to commute ~20 minutes for work 6 days a week
we calculated it out full cost benefit analysis, and to uber was 20% the total everything included cost of him having a car
I was shocked it was that low, I expected it to be a lot higher
of course you do not have access the vehicle outside of the work commute, but that is the main use for him

>> No.53390070

Pillow on face like in Joker

>> No.53390073

Just start moonlighting. You *do* WFH and have less than 4 hours a day in real, actual work, right?

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>High blood pressure

Your blood pressure is high probably because your diet is garbage. If you honestly want to live?

>No soda under any circumstance
>No fried food under any circumstance
>No sugar unless it's from fruit or vegetable
>No fast-food or restaurant food period

You basically need to be on a high plant diet with some healthy meat maybe. Only drink water.

>> No.53390085

you guys ever think theres a japanese version of smg somewhere where they post kuma, buru, and kani memes?

>> No.53390106

top kek

>> No.53390112

I work 8-12 hours per day. The job is “in the spotlight”. I run meetings and stuff that is visible to the entire company. It used to stress me out a lot but I’ve learned coping techniques

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im cash gang for monday

bitcoin is going off a cliff atm

market gonna be red tomorrow

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>> No.53390137

Then it sounds like it's time to job hop now.

The answer to our paradox of "tech layoffs but also millions of job openings" is that working cogs are in demand. You are a working cog.

>> No.53390147

I have a serious problem, in that I'm an unironic long-term investor, but that means investing in businesses that need financing for CapEx to then get a return on capital. I'm kind of starting to worry that with QT and a recession all these businesses I bought into will no longer get funding, kek
That's why I've been rotating into utilities with little or bearable debt

>> No.53390152

170 bp is not from having a shit diet. maybe if you had a shit diet and obese but this guy is probably skinny. good advice still to eat healthy obviously.

>> No.53390163

Isn't there a jap jap version of 4chin
Maybe they have jap biz
But I think they just poast anime all day

>> No.53390166

I’m not getting a lot of competitive offers right now. I now realize my boss intentionally paid me a lot to get golden handcuffs on me. I accepted a job offer for X and he unilaterally raised it up an additional 50%. He knew other companies wouldnt be able to compete with how little experience I have

>> No.53390168

are you outperforming spy

>> No.53390172

There's got to be. Maybe not 2chan, but isn't Yahoo Finance big there? They might have chatboxes and message boards.

Personally I'd also want to see something like Nairaland's /biz/. Nigerians come up with the wildest shit and are surprisingly crypto savvy.

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No, you're supposed to eat 11 servings of processed grains per day, and crushed cricket exoskeleton powder, and lots of floride and aspartame thrown in.

>> No.53390194


Foods like kale are high in nitrates. Nitrates turn into nitric oxide - this stuff that's super good for the heart. Avoiding high sugar like soda and any restaurant food is crucial if you have bad vitals

>> No.53390197

OK, well maybe you can divert your effort into a side business or just suck it up and learn trading. Sure, the dollar amounts are low right now but if you're actually pulling in crazy amounts of compensation, that'll soon change. Especially if you don't fuck over your portfolio.

>> No.53390200

what's with these old guys trying to destroy the world before they kick the bucket? what do they believe in that makes them like this? like "oh my god i've probably only got 5 years left in this world, better make it as shitty as possible before i go!" why?

>> No.53390216

I actually didn't too that bad in 2022. More or less break-even. So that was better than SPY
But that can turn real soon when the market turns sour on companies that need financing.
Otherwise I just started investing in 2021, but I've been holding some stocks since 2021. It's a real shame too, for a couple of these companies the future is super bright, but they need huge investments

>> No.53390221

Do women pay for only fans for men? I have a bit of a beer belly but I have an attractive face

>> No.53390226

milk and (real) cheese are good, anon. 1% milk is great. it's basically water with vit D and calcium in it. i otherwise generally agree though, stick to whole foods. real meat and veggies.

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He probably shifted a decimal or two

>> No.53390242

Burpanon is our resident expert on manwhoring but my guess is your audience would be a mix of uggos and gay men.

>> No.53390250

Be gigabrained and fund your positions with shorts on investment grade and/or high yield bonds?

>> No.53390254

Statins are pretty fucking bad if anon was given them. They treat one thing but ultimately ruin other body processes which leads to medical intervention necessity.

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is it time to buy some uranium bags again bros? Debating buying a few hundred shares of urnm on the next pull back.

>> No.53390301

Don't think that's necessary, I already pulled the trigger on everything with a short cash runway. Everything else has a defined path to profitability in 2-3 years, so I can take that risk without getting diluted too much. Still, just feels better being in utilities as well.

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>> No.53390314

I've thought about doing it. I work from home now so I pretty much just drive once a week for groceries.
I bought my car in cash pre-covid, but even just the legally mandated insurance cost makes me question whether it's worth keeping.
The main thing preventing me from selling my car is fear that my life will suddenly change and it'll be a hassle to buy a new car on short notice. Well, also it'd be awkward to literally never leave the house.

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Well for one thing they think and say that they are literally on the verge of godhood, with divine powers if creation and destruction, and they have decided to get rid of 90% of us, maybe to make it easier to enslve is, or they can use robots and AI and don't need so many peasants anymore, and so we will be locked down, poisoned, sterilized, enslaved, starved, and bombarded with constant propaganda against our best interests until there can be no possible chance of a revolution or for us to ever overthrow them or break free from our physicak, mental, spiritual, and financial enslavement

>> No.53390335

Megalomaniacs with god complexes, mixed in with satanism. They were given riches and fame but at the price of serving Lucifer's interests and selling their soul.

>> No.53390371

>Cringe christfaggot

>> No.53390375

>I bought my car in cash pre-covid, but even just the legally mandated insurance cost makes me question whether it's worth keeping.
If you really don't drive that much, see if your insurer offers one of those spyware deals. Plug a thing in for a couple weeks, they see you drive like a grandma and go nowhere, you get a big discount.

>> No.53390396

As much as I would like it to, that is extremely not gonna happen

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What is it with black people anyway?

>they're not black
>they're not people

>> No.53390426

There's apparently insurance companies that do by the mile insurance. It's teired so if you end up driving a lot in a month you pay way more than normal, but overall it beats out conventional insurance.

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>> No.53390446

>south america
>not the whole western hemisphere including africa and europe as an added bonus

Oh boy do I have news for you

>> No.53390454

Insurance is such a kike scam. Im 33, been driving 17 years, not a single accident, and it's literally never gone down.

>> No.53390485
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I wonder how every downtown city is filled with insurance company skyscrapers. They are just good Samaritans trying to help out humanity out of the kindness of their generous hearts, right?

>> No.53390496

>Pffft hospitals are such a scam. Been smoking for 27 years and never gotten cancer.

>> No.53390522

He means they didn't rerate his risk profile

>> No.53390572
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You sound like a retarded nigger.

The only good thing that you can get from a hospital is antibiotics or surgery.

Guess what? If you need surgery it's usually pretty fucking obvious and a simple google search is enough to tell you.

If you need antibiotics? Good luck getting them out of your dipshit doctor, or, on the flipside, good luck not getting them for every little thing.

The point is that the medical practice in general makes 99% of its money providing no actual help. In fact, the majority of their money stems from god awful legislation which allows them to gatekeep the treatment you already know you need thanks to the available information on the internet.

Hospitals and doctors are like the police these days: the police are the only reasom the white man can't cleanse his neighborhood of nigger crime and they live off the fact that nigger crime exists. The doctors are the same way. Your ill health is their meal ticket and that fact has never, ever been more apparent than it is today.

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They are everywhere jerry

>> No.53390611

I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this.

>> No.53390629

If you can’t open your bottles and cans with a broadsword, you can’t call yourself a man.

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Say it with me:
>I'm not racist but...

>> No.53390653
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Yeah but they are nice tro have when you really need them you dumb dick numb skull retard.
Also, lol, shit head right wing boot lickers hate the police now, hilarious. Not for any logical reason though. Just because they wont let them literally kill and enslave other humanbeings.

>Your ill health is their meal ticket
Welcome to the entire system of capitalism buddy.
Many must suffer for few to rise to the top.

>> No.53390711
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Would anyone ever be up for an /smg/ thread in the Nairaland?

>> No.53390722

>Just because they wont let them literally kill and enslave other humanbeings.
Are you rich enough to get carjacked, lib, or do you only have to deal with subway muggings?

>> No.53391008

Do you pay a hospital every month when you don't use it? You stupid fucking idiot

>> No.53392008

Just don't touch options before you familiar yourself with the concept and did some paper trade exercise