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chuds brings his lenovo thinkpad with Arch linux to uni

>Heh that'll show those fucking normalfag npcs! they'll praise me for being so smart!
<"Hey chud, could you please plug in this projector for us?"
>*chud plugs in projector and the drivers don't work*
<"Uhhh yeah okay whatever, hey John turn this on for us, the Chud can't figure it out"
>F-fuck!
<"Okay now everyone open Adobe Photoshop"
>*chud opens GIMP*
<Okay now everyone make a triangle, fill it with gradient and add a shadow to it
>ahhh fuck! *chud hurries to open Virtual Box with windows and run photoshop*
<"What's taking you so long Chud? Something not working again?"
>S-stop making fun of me! I-it's just... you kno-
>*chud accidentally closes virtual box with a custom keybind*
>FUCK YOU CIA GLOWNIGGERS YOU'RE JUST OUT TO GET ME TO STOP USING MY ARCH LINUX!!! FUCKING TRANNY KILL YOURSELF!!!! *throws laptop into the wall and runs out*

>> No.53384968

>>53384947
Holy kino

>> No.53384971

>>53384947
Wrong board

>> No.53384984

This is biz you stupid nigger. Most people here use apple products.
Efficiency, less shit in my way, better security = more effective at trading.

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53384985

>>53384947
>>Heh that'll show those fucking normalfag npcs! they'll praise me for being so smart!
><"Hey chud, could you please plug in this projector for us?"
>>*chud plugs in projector and the drivers don't work*
><"Uhhh yeah okay whatever, hey John turn this on for us, the Chud can't figure it out"
>>F-fuck!
><"Okay now everyone open Adobe Photoshop"
>>*chud opens GIMP*
><Okay now everyone make a triangle, fill it with gradient and add a shadow to it
>>ahhh fuck! *chud hurries to open Virtual Box with windows and run photoshop*
><"What's taking you so long Chud? Something not working again?"
>>S-stop making fun of me! I-it's just... you kno-
>>*chud accidentally closes virtual box with a custom keybind*
>>FUCK YOU CIA GLOWNIGGERS YOU'RE JUST OUT TO GET ME TO STOP USING MY ARCH LINUX!!! FUCKING TRANNY KILL YOURSELF!!!! *throws laptop into the wall and runs out*

Nobody says this, this man is clearly insane and must be sent into the asylum.

>> No.53385000

Kek

>> No.53385001
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53385001

>>53384947
Wait, I just made a triangle with a gradiant and a shadow, this is clearly misinformation. Fuck you op, this will never be kino.

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53385211

>>53384947
gem.

>> No.53385233

>>53384947
>Business & Finance

>> No.53385242

>>53385001
>Chudcel photoshops a triangle with gradiant into gimp
How long did it take to boot up windows on your shitty l*nux laptop?

>> No.53385492
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53385492

My arch stays comfy

>> No.53385510

>>53384984
Cope by a cringy macfag. Most people on here use Windows 10.

>> No.53385526

>>53385510
>most people on here use Windows 10

wrong. most anons use Windows 11 for optimal surveillance, data collection and general glowmaxxing.

;)