/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53368992]

He's bearish at a generational bottom, yikes!

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>Educational sites:
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>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
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>>53364665

[Anonymous No.53369005]

would you guys buy tokenized stock?

[Anonymous No.53369009]

First for anime girls

[Anonymous No.53369010]

>>53369005
You mean with like elves and hobbits?

[Anonymous No.53369015]

>>53369005
that's bearer shares you retard zoomer

[Anonymous No.53369018]

>he fell for the bobo doom and gloom thesis

[Anonymous No.53369022]

Just get me out of this trade and I swear Ill never trade again

[Anonymous No.53369028]

>>53369018
>mfw I didn't fall for such tomfoolery and bamboozlery

[Anonymous No.53369031]

>>53368989

Because it isn't a problem. Lots of different religious people and identities hold positions of power but as long as the positions of power exist there will always be come one to replace them. The issue isn't the identity of any individual in power.
That's like blaming the system of feudalism on a particular king rather than the system of feudalism itself. Makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.53369041]

>>53369028
holy based and serenapilled

[Anonymous No.53369047]

>>53369022
don't be a pussy. How much are you going to loose?

[Anonymous No.53369049]

I have an inkling that, in the coming months, people will have a greater desire for petroleum.

[Anonymous No.53369051]

I think we get a modest dump next week

[Anonymous No.53369052]

Bros... with so many gains today, I ate way too much Italian food. I even had a cannoli...

[Anonymous No.53369058]

>>53369052
It's fine to tread yourself bud just don't go overboard very often

[Anonymous No.53369061]

>>53369047
EVERYTHING. But seriously I could be losing to leverage decay if I hold too long.

[Anonymous No.53369065]

>>53369052
I splurged a little and bought this really fancy truffle hotsauce. Was like 30 bucks but damn is it good.

[Anonymous No.53369071]

>>53369061
just sell then, r*tard

[Anonymous No.53369072]

>>53369061
Well damn bro. That's why I don't fuck around with leverage.

[Anonymous No.53369082]

>>53369041
When I become a janny, serena posting will be a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.53369089]

fucking pussies. i'm down $20k on TQQQ and you don't see me whining about it.

[Anonymous No.53369100]

>>53369082
so what youre saying is.........nothing can stop me..........

[Anonymous No.53369108]

>>53369071
you just said dont be a p*ssy. you have to risk it for the biscuit. im not gonna sit around making 3% a year until im 70 years old and still not be able to retire because social security was taken away.

[Anonymous No.53369118]

>>53369100
BASED Serena!

[Anonymous No.53369121]

>>53369100
imagine being this much of a cuck to save a random 3/10 on your disk
what a loser

[Anonymous No.53369129]

>>53369108
yeah im sure that will work out well for you since youre already losing all of your money

greedy monkey

[Anonymous No.53369131]

>>53369049
>petroleum
Oil?

[Anonymous No.53369142]

Govt debt fight clock is ticking. Yet the market don't seem to care that uh if the fight spills past June very bad things will happen. The govt will blink but the closer it gets to june without any deal the more I think cheap stocks will be on hand for bagging. Oh goody. I'll have my tax refund waiting.

[Anonymous No.53369147]

>>53369100
why are these people always moving

[KIRA !!WNjt1dH4Cdc No.53369149]

[Anonymous No.53369154]

>>53369142
I'm saying, Coke Boomer, you need to tell your wife about that tax refund. It's bad to have secrets in your marriage.

[Anonymous No.53369155]

>>53369129
>invests in the stock market
>doesnt want money
all those hedge fund managers arent greedy either i bet. and i havent lost anything yet actually. im just so scared of red that i panic at the sight of 5% down.

[Anonymous No.53369156]

>>53369142
>not buying i bonds with your tax return

[Anonymous No.53369159]

8 hours ago I asked what the maximum portfolio leverage I should use is. 3x was the answer.

Using my proprietary risk-reward maximization algorithm I produced a portfolio of long-only broad-market indecies.
pic related
>SPY: 27%
>IWM: 27%
>QQQ: 71%
>EFA: 4.0%
>EEM: 2.7%
>VNQ: 4.0%
>LQD: 6.0%
>GLD: 40%
>SHY: 33%
>IEF: 6.7%
>TLT: 73%
>AGG: 6.4%

[Anonymous No.53369163]

>>53369100
How do I get a 1.5/10 slam piggy practice gf like this bros? I need practical steps

[Anonymous No.53369164]

>EURUSD just keeps on going
When will the retarded mumus give up already

[Anonymous No.53369166]

>>53369149
Bitcoin responds to liquidity, no kidding? Stop the presses.

[Anonymous No.53369174]

>>53369159
What are the correlations between those assets seems a lot of overlap?

[Anonymous No.53369176]

>>53369159
you forgot an important one
SHGY

[Anonymous No.53369182]

My brokerage is reviewing my account because I listed myself as unemployed with $100k income.

Do any of you call yourselves self-employed on those forms?
Do you pay self-employment taxes?

[Anonymous No.53369185]

>>53369082
How many times have you applied to be a power abusing janny already? You are sure talking about it alot.

[Anonymous No.53369186]

>>53369155
they arent. any annual return above 30% is seen as extremely suspicious because of the amount of risk that is usually necessary to achieve that.

[Anonymous No.53369190]

>>53369159
You're saying with 3x LETFs on all of those, your CAGR is 24.5%?

[Anonymous No.53369198]

Guys I've been meaning to tell you

My redneck neighbor who loves KIϟϟ has been bringing me 16-24 eggs every week or so for the last couple months. Every single one of them is a double yolk because his chicken farmer friend can't sell those to grocery stores. I feel like I won the egg lottery, he said he would bring even more if I could eat them.

[Anonymous No.53369202]

>>53369182
Where’s your income from?

[Anonymous No.53369206]

>>53369182
>unemployed with $100k income.
Based drug dealer and side hustler.

[Anonymous No.53369207]

>>53369198
.......how can you tell it's a double yolk before it goes to the grocery store?

[Anonymous No.53369211]

>>53369182
well this is sus af

[Anonymous No.53369214]

>>53369207
light

[Anonymous No.53369218]

>>53369207
https://www.wikihow.life/Candle-an-Egg

[Anonymous No.53369219]

>>53369207
They put the eggs in front of lights on a conveyor belt and also weigh them. These things are real chonkers.

[Anonymous No.53369240]

>>53369198
HAS HE SEEN WHAT EGG FUTURES ARE GOING FOR???

[Anonymous No.53369241]

>>53369202
>Where’s your income from?
Trading stocks.

[Anonymous No.53369242]

>>53369214
>>53369218
>>53369219
Ok that's what I thought, just checking if you guys knew

[Anonymous No.53369256]

>>53369241
You actively trade stocks? I though we all DCA in and are just here to shitpost

[Anonymous No.53369264]

So that's it I guess? We're just gonna keep going up in spite of worsening economic data, high interest rates, and a Fed that won't pivot?

[Anonymous No.53369268]

>>53369186
Michael Burry didnt become famous for playing it safe and only shorting municipal bonds. Im gonna go down as a legend this year.

[Anonymous No.53369279]

>>53369264
The market always frontruns the economy. Stocks went down in 2022, but everything else went up. In 2023, stocks go up and everything else goes down.

[Anonymous No.53369296]

what's everyone up to tonight? gonna relax with a glass of bourbon and watch the aus open. can't believe 20 years later, based muzza has outlasted them all

[Anonymous No.53369306]

>>53369268
Michael Burry didn't also blindly gamble on the stock market. He knew sub prime mortgages were going to default eventually. It was written on the wall.

[Anonymous No.53369307]

>>53369264
>worsening data
earnings so far have been decent, inflation has peaked
>high interest rates
lol
>Fed that won't pivot
also lol

[Anonymous No.53369322]

[Anonymous No.53369325]

>>53369174
Unsurprisingly, the correlations group into stocks and bonds, with gold and corporate bonds and real estate in between.

My risk-reward algo didn't use correlation in it's calculation, because that tends to miss fat tails.
Even still, with this selection of ETFs it wasn't possible to smooth out 2008 and 2022.

>>53369190
Those percentages I listed add up to 300%.

[Anonymous No.53369332]

>>53369306
I can see the writing on the wall too. Theyre suppressing the price, it cant be contained much longer. Theyve shaken out the weak hands, now they can pump it. This trade will be my magnus opus, my mona lisa, my gettysburg address. I will be know on smg as the greatest trader ever.

[Anonymous No.53369336]

>>53369198
Blessed

[Anonymous No.53369340]

>>53369190 >>53369325
>Those percentages I listed add up to 300%.
Margin provided by broker, not using leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.53369354]

>>53369332
Who is "they" please don't tell me you think it's jews. Anon, how leveraged are you and how short/long? I'm sorry to inform you but there's no reason to think the bear market will reverse.

[Anonymous No.53369358]

>>53369325
>>53369340
OK, gotcha. Are you factoring in whatever your broker charges for margin?

[Anonymous No.53369364]

>>53369354
The reptilians.

[Anonymous No.53369373]

>>53369332
What's your trade?

[Anonymous No.53369386]

>>53369131
Yes sir. Oil, crude oil.

[Anonymous No.53369394]

>>53369386
Texas tea?

[Anonymous No.53369412]

>>53369373
i cant reveal it, it would change everything. they're watching, logging my keystrokes.

[Anonymous No.53369424]

>>53369256
I don't day trade much, but I swing trade profitably. Since these trades sit for a week or two if not longer, it leaves plenty of time to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.53369429]

Bobos BTFO, layoffs are bullish because Powell will need to pivot sooner.

[Anonymous No.53369439]

>>53369429
why do layoffs mean the fed "needs" to piviot? You realize the fed exists independent of political and economic influence right? At least theoretically.

[Anonymous No.53369443]

>>53369358
Yes, but in this particular calc I used a number that was too low: 1%.

[Anonymous No.53369446]

There are 6 million reasons why the stock market will continue going up.
Case closed.

[Anonymous No.53369459]

>>53369439
Part of the Fed's mandate is employment, Powell will be forced to act if unemployment goes up. 3500 was the bottom, you will never seen the S&P below 3900 ever again. Cope and seethe, boboid.

[Anonymous No.53369461]

>>53369429
pivot?

[Anonymous No.53369463]

>>53369412
NSA, MSS, GCHQ, FSB, MIT, 8200? Or -- let me guess -- all of 'em?

[Anonymous No.53369474]

>>53369394
So I loaded up the truck...

[Anonymous No.53369483]

>>53369463
>logging my keystrokes
Bro if you're posting on 4chan you're already on a list.
I can barely bring myself to harm an insect. I usually let them crawl onto napkins and put them outside.
I hope my assigned agents are pretty cool about letting me rant harmlessly on an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.53369496]

>>53369443
If you put in a more reasonable margin cost, most if not all of that outperformance will disappear.
Bonds on margin are particularly scary. You'll likely always be paying 1-2% more in margin expense than the actual bond yields at that point in time.
Think about it intuitively, the only way holding a bond fund on margin leads to profits is if yields are actively falling via fed rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.53369502]

>>53369463
>53369463
im invested in a lil bit of chicken fried, a cold beer on a friday night, and a pair of jeans that fit just right.

[Anonymous No.53369511]

>>53369496
did you know you can sell bonds for capital gains, and some bonds have YTMs of 30%+

[Anonymous No.53369531]

>>53369459
The fed has one job and that is keeping the economy stable. They don't care about people having jobs or not or the wages they have. The only way to get inflation undercontrol is to curb stomp it with interest rate hikes.

Paul Vulkner retard mumu.

[Anonymous No.53369549]

>>53369531
SPY will never be below 400 ever again after next week. Earnings are going to cause a melt up.

[Anonymous No.53369583]

>>53369502

[Anonymous No.53369591]

>>53369496
I'll run the calc again with a different risk free rate.
Please choose it for me, what do you think 4%, 6%?

[Anonymous No.53369595]

>>53369511
Sure it's possible to profitably trade a bond, but the anon I'm replying to is hypothesizing a long term portfolio with a 73% weight to TLT.. on margin.
As I mentioned, the only way this outperforms is if held during a period where rates are falling. You could sell for a capital gain at the end of that period, but that would require actively rebalancing the portfolio. This could still be beneficial as it would tend to serve as a hedge during market crashes due to modern Fed policy.
33% to SHY on the other hand has almost no duration, so the upside potential there is pretty much nonexistent. It's just a direct, continuous loss to the spread between its yield and the margin fees paid to maintain the position.

[Anonymous No.53369603]

>>53369591
Banks are issuing bonds at 5% so let's say around 5.

[Anonymous No.53369604]

>>53369082
Are we getting a video tonight Rocker chan?

[Anonymous No.53369611]

>>53369591
Try 4.5%

[Anonymous No.53369619]

>>53369595
oh. yeah i agree, it's kind of weird to think about but bond indexes are actually terrible. active investing would be much more profitable for bonds than stocks for most people, too bad they get jewed by equities because they dont know what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.53369658]

>>53369142
Based MAGAtard congress men are going to dump this fake market

[Anonymous No.53369659]

>>53369307
So we're just gonna imagine that the data hasn't been bad and that 5% FFR isn't high? And we're gonna make believe that the Fed pivot is right around the corner? Sounds like delusion to me

[Anonymous No.53369668]

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[Anonymous No.53369671]

This is the most anticipated pivot in history and that's why it won't happen

[Anonymous No.53369690]

>>53369671
Nobody thinks it's going to happen, everyone is still bearish. This board is the only place that even has a few bulls, if you check twitter or r*ddit you will see 99% permabears.

[Anonymous No.53369701]

>>53369611
My method is meant to be run on a reasonably short rolling window, and used to choosing weights in the future. So, it only accepts single values of RFR.

What I mean is this 4.5% RFR is being applied all the way back to 2003 in this test. So the results will be very conservative.

[Anonymous No.53369735]

im the greatest trader on smg

[Anonymous No.53369743]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53369748]

>>53369549
>SPY will never be below 4000 again because, well, BECAUSE IT JUST WONT OK

[Anonymous No.53369764]

despite all of bobos plots and schemes, the Standard and Poor's 500 is down 16%

[Anonymous No.53369771]

>>53369748
The Line

[Anonymous No.53369773]

>>53369748
Because earnings will be excellent and the market already went down too much in 2022. Most tech stocks are far below fair value right now. Bobos are the ones with no actual thesis other than schizo delusions.

[Anonymous No.53369782]

>>53369701
Good point. For backtesting purposes, you should probably use something closer to the QE rates since that's the period of data available. When you plug in that risk free rate, are you adding a bit on top to calculate a margin rate? Interactive brokers pro is +1% for example (and 1.5% below six figs). I believe that's among the best you can get.
Maybe 3% would be a good level?

That 4.5% number is more of what I see as a neutral margin rate we could potentially see as an average over the next 5 years or so. So risk free rate around 3%.

[Anonymous No.53369785]

>>53369773
lol tech is still gonna get raped by higher interest rates, they're all zombie cos

[Anonymous No.53369793]

>>53369764
that doesn't rhyme with 'rat in a cage'

[Anonymous No.53369799]

>>53369785
Rates are long priced in, 5% terminal rate and then pause (pivot).

[Anonymous No.53369804]

My Coinbase did a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.53369813]

why yes i am neither bobo nor mumu but full snib gang, profiting from both sides in what will be the great crab market of our time

[Anonymous No.53369815]

THERE CANT BE TWO RED YEARS IN ROW THERE JUST CANT BE OK

[Anonymous No.53369818]

>>53369815
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.53369823]

>>53369815
agreed!

[Anonymous No.53369824]

>December was warm so therefore Europe is saved and the bull run resumes
I can't believe this is market's narrative now

[Anonymous No.53369837]

>>53369824
Take THAT Putler

[Anonymous No.53369843]

if the stock market was to tank, what would you pick up at a highly discounted price?
ASX here btw and wondering what to look into if opportunity presents itself

[Anonymous No.53369872]

>>53369773
>Because earnings will be excellent
Can you imagine all these tech companies laying off 10,000's of people and immediately after putting up excellent earnings? You, apparently, can because you are retarded, lol.

[Anonymous No.53369879]

>>53369735
Post all-time performance.

[Anonymous No.53369886]

>>53369773
banks failed earnings, tech will fail earnings. goldman sachs had the worst earnings in 10 years or what? tech is going to tank the market

[Anonymous No.53369889]

>>53369843
no-one here invests in the ASX
i'm the only one and my entire Aussie portfolio is Commonwealth Bank

[Anonymous No.53369899]

>>53369879
probably 100% at least.

[Anonymous No.53369908]

>>53369843
>>53369889
I liked Whitehaven when it was 6 but I didn't buy. It got to 10 but now I dunno what Coal's gonna do

[Anonymous No.53369912]

>>53369889
>no-one here invests in the ASX
I bought some WHC last summer. That's it though.

[Anonymous No.53369916]

I stole some incredibly deep TA charts from Cathie Wood. Please don't share. This is top level stuff.

[Anonymous No.53369920]

>>53369773
>Bobos are the ones with no actual thesis other than schizo delusions.
High interest rates + QT in an economy dependent on ZIRP and QE. A Federal Reserve that wants stocks to go down and is committed to holding rates higher for longer. Economic data will keep getting worse but there won't be a pivot. Stocks are still way overvalued and have been pumped up by QE. Bulls are still euphoric and buying every dip. Bulls have created a delusional fantasy where the Fed is about to pivot even know it's not going to happen. There are so many bearish arguments I don't know where to begin. Bullish arguments consist of claiming that bad news is good news and creating a magical fantasy land in your mind where the Fed pivots

[Anonymous No.53369921]

>>53369916
top fucking kek. very innovative, anon

[Anonymous No.53369966]

>>53369916
>double lightning bolt pattern
bull bros, we rise

[Anonymous No.53369980]

>>53367457
I don't look at charts. I only use 4chan posts.

[Anonymous No.53369996]

>>53369916
yeah, im thinking we are back bullchads

[Anonymous No.53370005]

>>53369813
I am also in the crab gang as /smg/ sentiment is still at 50/50

[Anonymous No.53370014]

2023 will be know in history books

[Anonymous No.53370025]

would you buy pic related?

no one talks about it because they are buying it themselves, been up +50% the past 6 months and the PE is still less than 1, "they" try to be careful in accumulating it but there's only so much you can suppress when the float is this restricted already with 90%+ institutional ownership and the 4% shares short probably from market makers needing to short to provide liquidity

likely to turn out like DDS since they're buying back shares aggressively, another boomer company that ends up pumping endlessly because of financial engineering

[Anonymous No.53370047]

>>53370025
this is JXN the forbidden stock. i shilled it a long time ago. no one was supposed to unearth its power. sell it while you still can. its too powerful for you.

[Anonymous No.53370080]

>>53369920
Bobos don't understand the concepts of a forward looking and efficient market. The news everyone knows about is all priced in, the market is forward looking when it sets current valuations.

[Anonymous No.53370088]

>>53369028
Tons of dudes actually fuck this girl while the cucks here worship her

[Anonymous No.53370087]

>>53370047
MY STOCK PICKS ARE TOO POWERFUL FOR YOU INVESTOR

[Anonymous No.53370102]

>>53370080
>The news everyone knows about is all priced in
The market has priced in a soft landing and a Fed pivot sooner rather than later. The market is not pricing in a scenario where the Fed holds rates higher for longer. The Fed wants a 5% FFR and inflation was their excuse to get us there.

[Anonymous No.53370118]

>>53370047
you werent supposed to say what the forbidden ticker was!!

[Anonymous No.53370185]

>>53370025
Show me their bonds

[Anonymous No.53370222]

>>53370102
Don't cry later this year when the S&P hits 5000. The vast majority of retail is shorting, bagholding puts, or sitting on the sidelines with cash. When was the last time the majority of retail was correct? Never.

[Anonymous No.53370229]

I heard trade school shilled on here but are certs a meme? There's a school that has accounting business admin, HVAC, medical shit, etc but I'm not sure what I'd even pick
I'd make a thread but /smg/ is the least retarded of /biz/

[Anonymous No.53370257]

>>53370229
get certified in knot tying

[Anonymous No.53370271]

>>53370229
can't go wrong with accounting if you're bigger brained. the rest of those sounds like memes. accounting clerks make decent money, boring, but honest work. you make insane money during tax season too.

t. worked in accounting

[Anonymous No.53370276]

>>53370222
The market has been pumping for months. Europe is in a full blown bull market. Retail is euphoric and buying the dip

[Anonymous No.53370281]

>>53369264
Too much cope available

[Anonymous No.53370289]

>>53370229
The certification class itself won't teach you anything but some jobs require the cert just to do the work. DoD is like that.

[Anonymous No.53370291]

>>53370185
i dont actually understand how they function so i cant show you anything.
rather, it doesn't change anything to me whether i understand what the actual risks they carry with their bonds or hedging or whatever the fuck they do since even if i did, it would still be a coinflip to trust on whether management will continue to perform

so in the end, i just buy because the extremely skewed metrics appeal to me
i admit that i cant be a high iq investor so i'll be a low iq investor, as long as im not a underperforming midwit

[Anonymous No.53370309]

>>53370276
Go look at what the normans are saying on twitter or reddit, they are all bobos. I don't know where you are seeing these euphoric bulls, literally the only place I see any bullish sentiment is on this schizo board.

[Anonymous No.53370325]

>>53370309
I'm seeing the euphoric bulls in the stock market performance. Europe is in a bull market. US stocks are going up. The dip is being bought. The market is expecting the fed to pivot.

[Anonymous No.53370342]

>>53370229
If I were Pfizered I'd do medical shit

[Anonymous No.53370365]

>>53370229
>medical shit
There's good money in rad tech (MRI tech specifically) and respiratory therapy. Both are associates degrees. I'd avoid nursing unless you're willing to get your bachelors (and potentially masters).

[Anonymous No.53370368]

What should I all in on come Monday? CAD $ stocks only please

[Anonymous No.53370379]

>>53370365
require the clot shot?

[Anonymous No.53370383]

>>53370025
It sucks that they're longest dated calls are only until Jan 2024. I'm debating on whether I should buy a call or 2

[Anonymous No.53370395]

where would you put 10k on right now?

[Anonymous No.53370400]

>>53370379
Varies by location, school, hospital, etc. But most likely.

[Anonymous No.53370421]

>>53370395
Low risk trades like shorting SPY at 400 with stop loss.

[Anonymous No.53370439]

nigger

[Anonymous No.53370444]

>>53370291
I've been figuring them out recently since it shows the truth of how a company is doing. My son Jack appears to be leveraged tits up, but luckily a lot of those are yielding less than treasuries currently, so he can arbitrage them if need be. That said if they have long standing contracts that cover the costs/buybacks/dividends it might not be too bad. If a company has to continually sell bonds to pay the old ones then they're in big trouble. Check NINE out: outstanding bonds are more than their mcap paying out far above the FFR. Stock price has been on a tear recently, so they're putting it to good use. But the first instance of them faltering it'll get slammed like a truck. Probably, I'm still new to this.

[Anonymous No.53370500]

[Anonymous No.53370537]

Have a package -- any guesses for whats inside?

[Anonymous No.53370539]

>>53370400
got a better idea for those of us who refuse to comply?

[Anonymous No.53370543]

>>53369358
>>53369611
>>53369603
Not surprising, higher financing cost (4.5%), lower performance.

It still chose to use the full 300% leverage.
>SPY: 6.6%
>IWM: 19%
>QQQ: 85%
>EFA: 2.5%
>EEM: 8.3%
>VNQ: 12%
>LQD: 3.5%
>GLD: 54%
>SHY: 11%
>IEF: 23%
>TLT: 59%
>AGG: 17%

[Anonymous No.53370604]

>>53369773
Tech companies are mostly worthless in reality, all Meta had going for it was facebook and the few baby boomers and Indians who actually still use it and even those users don’t matter for much when Apple shut down their tracking of data.

[Anonymous No.53370620]

>average /smg/ oil enthusiast
>oil goes up: panic buys
>oil goes down: panic sells

>Warren Buffet oil appreciator
>oil goes up: sits tight
>oil goes down: buys more

[Anonymous No.53370661]

>>53370620
based and livermorepilled

[Anonymous No.53370686]

>>53370543
Are the percentages next to the tickers the weightings or the CAGR?


and SPY (non leverage) on same time period has a CAGR of 9.69% FYI

[Anonymous No.53370748]

>>53370500
how can i profit off this?

[Anonymous No.53370754]

>>53370620
this but with natural gas.

[Anonymous No.53370769]

>>53370620
I bought NRGU at 200$

i have not sold

[Anonymous No.53370780]

natural gas is a limited commodity. it should be treated like gold.

[Anonymous No.53370788]

>>53370769
Nooo, you can't do that! It's a leveraged ETF, you're supposed to sell those at 3:59 PM every day!!! You must have lost so much money!!!11

[Anonymous No.53370799]

>>53369908
>>53369912
I'm around 90% in Whitehaven. It's still an undervalued money printing machine, their half-year profit has quadrupled from 0.6 billion to 2.6 billion. Institutional investors think investing in coal is icky which is putting a brake on the SP though.

[Anonymous No.53370803]

>>53370780
heres some gold for you
>>53370788

[Anonymous No.53370813]

>>53370803
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53370814]

>>53370803
bullish.

[Anonymous No.53370883]

>>53370686
percentages

Yeah, so what I have is just a leveraged stockss+bonds portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53370910]

>>53370883
How did you get those weightings?

[Anonymous No.53370918]

How exactly does putting in money always yield significant profits in the thousands long term, when the prices of stocks only seem to change by pennies per day.
Of course dividends play a small role but still it's not that much.

Just doing SWPPX alone, $150 a month of investments, estimate calculators indicate almost 7k in earnings after 1-2year. About 1.8k of investment throughout the year, and by the end of the year it shows an estimate of 9k.
That seems insane for something that only changes pennies on a day to day basis.

[Anonymous No.53370953]

>>53370918
because stocks are a derivative of GDP, they are real world businesses making money. a stock is priced based on how much money the company earns, multiplied by how much investors pay for it. the long term trend in the economy is growth and profit, and so the market trends upwards

[Anonymous No.53371019]

>>53370910
A method I came up with for solving the fractional multivariate Kelly criterion.
Still working out a few kinks, and I really can't elaborate on any details right now.

[Anonymous No.53371024]

Financially speaking, what should be the most delicious thing here according to price per gram?
>put in 15 minutes ago at 275f
>not pictured is roasted garlic and Italian herbs
>not included
>aluminum foil
>EVOO Avocado blend oil with canola spray oil for spinach
>unsalted butter for onion caramelizing
Any market experts know what part of my meal should be the tastiest?

[Anonymous No.53371034]

>>53371019
Thank you for your research anon

[Anonymous No.53371036]

Hasn't it been like 3 years since beta launch????? Is this piece of shit going to be released before 2028

[Anonymous No.53371052]

>>53371036
I dunno what this has to do with stocks cause I don't know who the publisher is

[Anonymous No.53371076]

How to deal with residual amount of money in foreign currency position in IBKR without having to pay handling fee greater than the amount itself?

[Anonymous No.53371091]

>>53371036
I don't know video games are dead to me now

[Anonymous No.53371093]

>>53371052
It's a big title and a great game - but they fucked up releasing it so slowly

[Anonymous No.53371115]

>>53370620
That's me with all my positions. Even on deep red days things still aren't low enough to slurp. I still buy a bit.

[Anonymous No.53371142]

>>53371024
And then a mini salad pack of crumbled feta and a little more brown sugar
Now she's in the oven on the bottom rack with the broiler on lo, uncovered.
Should I slice an apple with this? I'm thinking brown sugar and milk roasted apple slices with a cinnamon cake and vanilla icing. How much money will I end up spending here - gas, materials, time..

[Anonymous No.53371190]

>>53371052
It’s a private company

[Anonymous No.53371193]

aye yo what the fuck, you niggas seeing this shit? Are we really getting into a Great depression type of hell, damn.

[Anonymous No.53371206]

>>53371024
Bone apple tea /biz/

[Anonymous No.53371218]

>>53371193
Don’t worry, anon. There’s no recession, and if there is it’s bullish anyway because it will make the Fed pivot. And if there’s not a pivot then… well there just will be okay?!?

[Anonymous No.53371219]

Kurumi-chan new chapter:
>>>/a/247974986

[Anonymous No.53371261]

>>53371206
Anon… I have never seen someone bake spinach. Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.53371278]

>>53370953
The market trends upward I get it, but the actual gains seem significant.
I can understand if you have investments in a handful of stocks, and the shares all go up say from $40 to $100 or something.
But looking at charts for most stocks, it seems majority of S&P 500 ones go up maybe a dollar a share?

How tf does say owning 100 shares of a S&P 500 share, equate to thousands of dollars in gains over the course of a year, if each share is only going up a not more than like $5, if even a few dollars.

[Anonymous No.53371286]

>>53371219
fuck yessss

[Anonymous No.53371299]

>>53371206
Ignore the other retard, that looks fantastic

[Anonymous No.53371309]

>>53371206
Looks good, anon.

[Anonymous No.53371359]

I thought it was all hacked and nothing was left?

[Anonymous No.53371381]

>>53371359

Lol. His staff probably flipped and turned in stolen assets

[Anonymous No.53371462]

>>53369121
>3/10
Here's the (You) you ordered

[Anonymous No.53371466]

>>53371190
no it's not, retard, it's being contracted to a private company and released under hasbro

[Anonymous No.53371479]

>>53371278
thats how index funds work. they own the entire market you cant just look at 100 stock prices and be like wow only 1 or 2 dollar increases. these index fund owns over 500 different stocks, and the market is usually driven by just a few big ones at the top.

[Anonymous No.53371486]

>>53371359
>commit insane amounts of fraud
>dont leave extradition co-operative country
brilliant move by this guy. truly, the crypto generation will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.53371489]

>>53371466
I know it's Larian Studios. Is that under Hasboro at the end of the day? The game is super massive and way late.

[Anonymous No.53371495]

>>53371466
Does Hasboro have rights to BG 3? I'm not shocked. But the title is huge, and the game is super fucking late.

[Anonymous No.53371527]

>>53371479
But the index fund still has shares, so if the index fund goes up a few dollars, thats because it is small parts of the shares of the company it holds going up a few pennies, then the index funds shares are the average price of all those it holds..

Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.53371533]

>>53368992
What happened to the melt up? What happened to the learning?

[Anonymous No.53371534]

>>53371261
it was honestly a bit too much. that was probably one of the sweetest, most flavorful stuff i've ever made actually. you may be right, retard. i'll try collard greens next time. my chicken was too sweet too.
i'd take a pic of the plating but i don't really wanna. i'm not sure it can hold its structure well upon reheating so i may bourbon and foil wrap nuke it, the crunch i got made it all worth it. *popf*
>remember to diversify your portfolios anonymous

[Anonymous No.53371555]

>>53370309
Most people are now greedy.

[Anonymous No.53371559]

Ok so what’s the plan for 2023? Do I go all in on TQQQ or SQQQ? Are people rotating into Tech or will tech be dead this year?

[Anonymous No.53371572]

>>53371559

I'm bearish on tech. The old tech giants are already too big imo. No one wants GOOG anymore except governments. Who the fuck cares about Google maps or Gmail?

[Anonymous No.53371596]

>>53370309
Mumu niggers always pretending that only they are bullish to feel contrarian.

[Anonymous No.53371601]

>>53371572
Are you really that retarded? Google has the cloud now.

[Anonymous No.53371609]

Do we crash in March or October? I can't decide.

[Anonymous No.53371612]

>>53371601

Wow! A cloud is a new invention. I forgot about the fact that Google collects all data lol. Other internet giants aren't doing the exact same thing and sell it to any fuckhead with cash.

You seem smart. I bet you would make a good toilet cleaner.

[Anonymous No.53371620]

>>53371601
GCP is losing money and leaked memos say Google is considering pulling out (which would also make a lot of people who moved their infra to GCP really, really angry).

t. uses GCP at work

[Anonymous No.53371631]

>>53371527
Not necessarily. I can buy 100 shares worth 10 usd and sell 1000 derivatives worth 1 had.

[Anonymous No.53371633]

Google permafucked themselves by ruining their company culture with a hiring process that selects for mindless pajeet and chink drones who just follow the rules and are biologically incapable of innovation. It's rotten to the core and there's no way to save the company.

[Anonymous No.53371644]

>>53371633
Indian CEOs typically reflect a peaking or in decline tech company.

[Anonymous No.53371656]

>>53371631
*1 usd
If a fund buys 200 million worth of stocks, it can ask any price for shares in that fund, provided that it issues shares in such a way that the market cap tracks the underlying assets. So I buy different stocks that add up to 200 million, and I can then offer (with my fund) 200 milion shares worth 1 usd, or 100 million shares worth 2 usd, etc.

[Anonymous No.53371662]

>>53371644
The jeets are the cause, not the symptom. They're overly agreeable yes-men who have no innovative thoughts of their own. Analogously, chinks are disagreeable psychopaths who function like an ant colony, and aren't capable of independent innovative thought.

[Anonymous No.53371675]

>>53371662
Taiwan is full of chinks and they make the best semis. Koreans and Japs also make decent enough stuff

[Anonymous No.53371677]

>Really high numbers are down a few percent! That means inflation is SO HECKIN OVER!!!! I can't wait to tell my wife's boyfriend about THE HECKIN AWESOME PIVOTERINO

[Anonymous No.53371683]

>>53371675
I work for one of them. It's all western tech that they replicated.

[Anonymous No.53371698]

>>53371683
Hm

[Anonymous No.53371700]

>>53371596
The amount of seethe I get here for bullposting proves my point.

[Anonymous No.53371712]

>>53371675
>>53371683
>>53371698
Basically the scenario that's playing out right now is that the west is committing suicide and we're going to get eternal stagnation under the hegemony of mindless chink drones who won't have anyone left to copy from anymore.

[Anonymous No.53371722]

>>53371712
I would rather work under chinks than under you-know-who, desu. At least the former don't have a blood grudge against us that they will never never let go, and at least the former don't use our countries as a vehicle to protect a country run by their tribe. Most countries with a lot of Chinese hate China, Singapore is ruled by chinks, hates China, Taiwan hates China. Indonesian chinks run the economy there but at least they don't have a blood libel against the natives.
Low bar, I know, but they're probably better overlords

[Anonymous No.53371744]

>>53371722
They might as well be yellow jews.

[Anonymous No.53371756]

>>53371744
Nah, less vicious. I've never heard of any Chinese fronting civil rights movements, taking over the media, monopolizing movie production, spearheading anti-racist 'science', all they do is make money (if in an admittedly scummy way). They lack that vicious Will to Power thing that our current overlords have

[Anonymous No.53371780]

>>53371756
They had as much of a hand in the BLM riots as anyone else. They were actively funding it as a destabilization campaign, and they also constantly hide behind "m-muh sinophobia, m-muh asian hate" whenever they get caught stealing technology or killing people with fentanyl.

[Anonymous No.53371798]

>>53371780
Well, fugg

[Anonymous No.53371866]

a frenly reminder that every day is a gift meant to be cherished and enjoyed. you haven't been squandering what little time you're given on Earth have you? Go out there and live while the market is closed -- savor the real world and all the treasures it offers yours for the taking

[Anonymous No.53372075]

>>53371700
Try Boboposting. /smg/ is balanced in sentiment because we're all on unknowable degrees of recursive contrarianness.

[Anonymous No.53372086]

>>53371780
>killing people with fentanyl.
Overprescribing opioids is what caused the proliferation of fentanyl. China is only doing what they do best: flood the market with low cost products

[Anonymous No.53372090]

>>53371559
I think it's time to play it safe but if you think you're a genius and know something we don't it is also the perfect time to buy risky stuff like TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53372162]

holy shit even just copying numbers from an earnings report into a spreadsheet takes forever. this DD shit sucks

[Anonymous No.53372222]

>>53369483
>he doesn't know everything posted here largely just gets used for sentiment analysis of almost every topic under the sun
This place is basically just the last refuge for a common retard to be honest in what they say, only way you'd get on a list is for posting some deeply troubling shit months in a row and anyone cared to report it or you made a direct actionable threat on someone that mattered's life.

[Anonymous No.53372252]

>>53370537
A severed head?

[Anonymous No.53372287]

>>53372252
I thought it was the discs with all his coinbase card transactions. Impressed that they’ve mailed the 2022 tax info already.

[Anonymous No.53372301]

>>53372287
Maybe someone sent him a box of bees.

[Anonymous No.53372368]

Bros Im feeling slightly annoyed by women

[Anonymous No.53372387]

>>53372368
Women owe me smiles

[Anonymous No.53372403]

>>53372162
>this DD shit sucks
If only there was a way to avoid it.

[Anonymous No.53372413]

>>53371609
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.53372428]

>>53370325
>>53371559
>retail investors are expecting a soft landing
>bonds have a hard landing priced in
>Joe Biden says it will be a soft landing
>Big banks are bracing for a hard landing
What will happen is pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.53372489]

>>53371193
>R/WallStreetSilver
Mmmmh.

[Anonymous No.53372526]

>>53371193
Okay so basically, there was a house boom, which means that lots of houses got sold so therefore instead of a few being sold every year there waere a lot sold and that means that now times sales are low because then time sales very high.

[Anonymous No.53372566]

Gettin kinda pissed nobody checked those quads

[Anonymous No.53372569]

You racist anglocels give us indians far too little credit, it's not easy to get through the interview process at fagman let alone do well there, let alone make it exec/CEO level consistently.
You're seething, coping, dilating and malding because we have a strong work ethic and manage to make it despite massive language, culturalnand socioeconomic barriers and /pol/ told you fuckheads only Le epic white race is capable of winning.
Maybe if you just get your heads out of your asses and stop thinking your skin color makes you any better than others and start applying yourselves you'll make it too.

[Anonymous No.53372594]

>>53372566
I'm a contrarian, I only check dubs. Checked.

[Anonymous No.53372626]

>>53372428
>>bonds have a hard landing priced in
Have they? Everyone on /smg/ was circlejerking about how le epic sooper smart bond market is "calling the Fed's bluff" and assuming Jerome is going to cut rates soon.

[Anonymous No.53372690]

uranium

[Anonymous No.53372715]

>>53371633
Im honestly bullish on india desu

[Anonymous No.53372742]

>>53369824
Well european stocks were pricing in the risk of hard rationing which is now gone

[Anonymous No.53372755]

>>53372626
People who think the fed is going to pivot are in for a rude awakening and if they do powell should be fired.

[Anonymous No.53372771]

>>53372569
Until the day the people of India drag the literal millions of international scammers, shills, and fraudsters into the streets and beat them to death with hammers instead of implicitly allowing it and encouraging it at a cultural level, the shaming will continue. And that's what it is, a fucking shame they let it happen, because I've known plenty of based Indians here in the states that actually do good work and are good people and don't deserve at all to have to read or feel that same shame. Deal with the cultural cancer and stop gang raping children and maybe there'd be less slurs to read.

[Anonymous No.53372793]

>>53372771
Every society has a few undesirables. Especially when you reach the 1bil+ level.
I'd argue that India proper has far less of these than more developed societies because trash find it much harder to breed without a welfare state.

[Anonymous No.53372851]

>>53372626
Yes. We've had quite a rally in long-term treasuries since the beginning of the year. TLT is up almost 7%.

[Anonymous No.53372861]

>bobos kept harping on about the end of days
>missed the best buying opportunity they'll ever see in their miserable, sad embarrassing lives

Brutal. Just brutal. Deserved, of course. But still brutal to witness.

[Anonymous No.53372917]

>>53372428
>bonds have a hard landing priced in
Delusional bobos interpret it this way but in reality they are pricing in a pivot, it doesn't in any way imply there must be a severe recession.

[Anonymous No.53372930]

>>53372861
This, they literally saw the S&P at 3500 and still refused to buy. The greed is sickening to refuse to buy when the market was down 25%.

[Anonymous No.53372934]

>>53372917
cool story, bro

[Anonymous No.53372945]

>>53372934
>Bonds
boomer bobo faggot.

[Anonymous No.53372946]

Just applied for a schwab account and should be reviewed within 4 days it says. Will be the first time I've invested in stocks - did I choose a good brokerage?

[Anonymous No.53372981]

>>53372945
Enjoy the bear market rally while it lasts, zoomer. We will certainly go back to S&P at 3500 soon, my bet is 3300.

[Anonymous No.53372987]

>>53372981
I'm long NVIDIA and BTC right now, seethe. Adding more to my DCA during any dip.

[Anonymous No.53373026]

>>53372987
Me, too. Slurping every sector that shits the bed is great. Tech and semis seem to have bottomed out, consumer cyclicals will be next.

[Anonymous No.53373032]

For me, it's BILI

[Anonymous No.53373043]

>>53372934
Damn guess ill wait for a little diperino in tlt before scooping it up

[Anonymous No.53373056]

>>53370543
>>53370910
It was still hitting the 3x leverage cap at 4.5% financing cost, so I was curious how far it would go.
I removed the leverage restriction.
At a financing cost of 2.5% it chose to use 5x leverage.

[Anonymous No.53373136]

>>53373056
>0.7 sharpe
>74% drawdown
might as well all in gme

[Anonymous No.53373142]

>>53373056
20% CAGR is good
what the most highest leverage with the best return.

[Anonymous No.53373170]

>>53372222
>having to self-check my own quads
This is actually the worst smg thread of all time

[Anonymous No.53373201]

I'm not going to lie lads, if the Fed were to openly pivot, I'll probably load up my bags on TMF/UPRO straight away

[Anonymous No.53373204]

>>53372981
I hope you're right so I can sell some more covered calls and use it snag more cheapies

[Anonymous No.53373264]

>>53373170

[Anonymous No.53373327]

>>53373136
At this point I'm just asking it to allocate between broad market ETFs. In a crisis they all become correlated, so without shorting allowed it is not possible to avoid drawdowns.
The current run also does not allow dynamic allocation over time. I have it coded up, but it runs too slow.
I will add other strategies soon and then those drawdowns will reduce.

>>53373142
It's all a matter of the inputs.
For 2.5% risk free rate and a """risk target""" of 2 that 20% CAGR at 4.85x leverage is the best.

In another trial before I implemented margin cost (i.e. 0% risk free rate) and a """risk target""" of 10 it hit 85% CAGR. But that had a max drawdown of 99.6%.
Before that I trialed a risk target of 50 and it lost more than 100% of it's money in a single day move in 2008.

50 is the Fully Kelly bet, lower numbers are "fractional" Kelly bets.

[Anonymous No.53373343]

>>53373201
Pivot wouldn't be nearly as funny as Jerome big-dicking the entire world and staying the course, so it won't happen. We might be in the death throes of clownworld but it's gonna honk till the bitter end, and Powell honks for thee

[Anonymous No.53373370]

gonna be fucking funny when the pivot does finally come and markets sell off >30% afterwards.

[Anonymous No.53373384]

>>53370543
Using margin money to buy TLT?

[Anonymous No.53373392]

POST BEAR COPE IM GETTING HEEMED

[Anonymous No.53373406]

>>53373392
You're fine unless SPY convincingly closes over 400. That's going to wreck everyone who bought puts

[Anonymous No.53373421]

OPEX will cause a spike in meme stocks

[Anonymous No.53373423]

>>53373327

>of 10 it hit 85% CAGR. But that had a max drawdown of 99.6%.

lol

Do you any cash flow inputs to see what would happen with averaging down. Or any way to go cash only?

cool model dude

[Anonymous No.53373458]

>>53373392
did you short nvda like me?

[Anonymous No.53373519]

Chúc mừng năm mới /smg/
Đăng con mèo đi, chỉ trung quốc mới tính là năm thỏ

[Anonymous No.53373524]

>>53369005
Sounds like a shit reboot imo.

[Anonymous No.53373542]

i expect some nice greens next week. everything already started recovering few hours before closing

[Anonymous No.53373661]

My niggers, I'm thinking about buying some gold and utilities for this new environment. I'm feeling real uncomfortable about these markets, in my view they're sussin.
>>53373343
I think they will have to reverse course if liquidity in the treasury market dries up, desu

[Anonymous No.53373759]

>>53370309
Twitter users aren't normies they're as degenerate as 4chan users just on the hard left/NPC spectrum. Talk to normies IRL and they don't even give a shit about the market, most normies don't follow it at all. The few normies who have money in it are all either super bullish or bogle bullish ("who cares if it dips again, i'll just buy more!!!")

[Anonymous No.53373848]

>>53372368
I know this is a meme but I was thinking about this today. In the past life actually visibly sucked ass (dying of starvation, plague, women expected to either find a husband or become a maid cleaning up chamberpots for Lord Boomer or become a nun and churn their own butter) modern society suffers from hoeflation because even before women were being given free shit, women didn't suffer at all but delusionally believed they did (leading to delusional spite against men, then even more spite when they turn 30 and aren't married).

Need some real suffering to bring bitches back earth. Though even if that happens, I wouldn't stick around in a LTR because that's dumb and I hate them.

>>53372387
>smiles
Never been a problem for me, chicks always randomly lock eyes with me and start smiling while I'm wandering around buying smokes and beer and buttscratchers.

[Anonymous No.53373868]

What are the financial implications of BRICS creating an alternative to SWIFT?

[Anonymous No.53373891]

>>53373868
Me making a shitload off of defense companies stocks and watching a lot of kino on /k/

[Anonymous No.53373900]

>>53373868
usa goons can't threaten other countries so effectively anymore

[Anonymous No.53373907]

TLT is sussin

[Anonymous No.53373911]

>>53373848
>modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfather did
what the fuck is this guy on about - average work week in 1930 was 47 hours, now it's 39
not only was the work week longer, but conditions were absolute dogshit - zero safety - and it was mostly very hard physical labor
modern men working 39 hours a week sitting in an air conditioned office < working 47 hours digging ditches outside
modern men working 39 hours a week working from home on their laptop < working 47 hours a week on a farm

[Anonymous No.53373925]

>>53373911
now compare the pay vs. real estate you nigger

[Anonymous No.53373941]

>>53373911
Calculate gold adjusted wages. 120 oz of gold median wage in 1960. 15 oz today.
Used to be able to buy a house with 1 year if labor. Now its 10-30+ depending on location. We are serfs.

[Anonymous No.53373954]

>>53373056
One thing to consider is that you have two correlated risks if interest rates rise the margin cost you will incur also rises while the price of your bonds falls. You have an interesting model though.

[Anonymous No.53373972]

>>53373392
Read the risk mgmt links in the op and better luck next rodeo !

[Anonymous No.53374015]

>>53373911
>1930
You're cherry picking the average weekly work hours at the start of the fucking Great depression. Now let's look at the average weekly work hours in the 50s and 70s in pic related. You are a dishonest nigger.

[Anonymous No.53374025]

>>53373911
>39
It's 39 because they can deny you benefits if you're under 40 kek. Don't act like corporate america is your friend for giving you a few hours off.

[Anonymous No.53374037]

/smg/ would rather work hard physical labor and be have their house be 225% of their salary rather than work a comfortable job and their house be 700% their salary
this surprises me

[Anonymous No.53374091]

>>53373911
You dumb fucking jungle bunny.

[Anonymous No.53374102]

Damn that was some fine bait.

[Anonymous No.53374109]

>>53374015
>1940 median income for a man $956
>median home price 1940 $2,938
3.07x
>2021 median salary for a man $50,391
>median home price 2021 $400,000
8x
I would rather work today than during 1940, even with housing being more expensive

[Anonymous No.53374120]

>>53374037
There is literally no point to earning 200k a year if houses in silicon valley are 2 million dollars, you mouthbreathing retard.

[Anonymous No.53374122]

>>53373911
I think he meant that modern men have to collect the seven dragonballs, learn mandarin, drag their balls through broken glass, and do a backflip while ice skating downhill just to get a used up roastie.
While on the other hand, boomers of average looks and ability could walk in anywhere and give the manager a firm handshake, and boom here's your trad virgin pussy.
>jannies, short SPY

[Anonymous No.53374146]

>everything in the past was better!!
>1950s was peak era!!
>men had it better off back then!!
1950s was more expensive relative to own a home than it was in the 2010s..
https://www.longtermtrends.net/home-price-median-annual-income-ratio/
>>53374120
yeah, we're in a housing bubble
this bubble too will pop
getting upset about housing being in a bubble ≠ life was easier for men 100 years ago or that work was easier

[Anonymous No.53374152]

>>53373911
No one in corporate America works <40 hours per week.

On their pay stub, yes. In reality, they're putting in an extra 20-30 hours per week unpaid.

[Anonymous No.53374153]

>>53374109
>even with housing being more expensive
And food and medical and college and car insurance which wasn't a mandatory thing back then and gas.

[Anonymous No.53374302]

>>53373911
i think the difference is that a boomer didn't need education. now to get one of those fake jobs as a programmer etc you have to spend years in some gay ass university and only then will you get access to the money printer

[Anonymous No.53374312]

>>53372987
>longing

>telling people to sheethe.

[Anonymous No.53374332]

>>53374109
wasn't money worth more back then?

[Anonymous No.53374349]

>>53374152
>No one in corporate America works <40 hours per week.
This is simply false. I'd guess that at least half of remote workers are putting in less hours than they claim.

[Anonymous No.53374353]

>>53374302
I would rather go to university for 4 years and get a comfortable job working in an air conditioned office as a programmer for higher pay than be digging ditches and installing railroads any day
and any of you who say otherwise are delusional

[Anonymous No.53374408]

>>53374353
>digging ditches and installing railroads any day
As if those were the only jobs boomers were working.

[Anonymous No.53374412]

>>53374353
i don't really like this. digi and globalization made the world a much more miserable place than it has to be. before all the ad funded cancer there was much less of depressing individualism and people could afford a house and a good life for their family

[Anonymous No.53374452]

>>53374353
>I would rather go to university for 4 years and get a comfortable job working
slave mentality

[Anonymous No.53374460]

>>53374408
>As if
>pic related
jesus, just use your brain anon, were jobs more physically demanding 80 years ago than they were today? you're being belligerent

[Anonymous No.53374484]

>>53374452
>slave mentality
No, digging ditches, and doing hard physical labor, that destroys your body so that you are in constant physical pain, and unable to work past a certain age due to the damage that you did to your body with your hard physical labor is slave mentality

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>>53374655
>>53374655
>>53374655
Get in loosers

[Anonymous No.53374770]

Baker cant bake edition
>>53374763
>>53374763
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[Anonymous No.53374774]

>>53374662
>page not found 404

[Anonymous No.53375341]

>>53373519
Yīng gōi wah jihng haih dāk yuht nàahm dōng gām nìhn haih māau nìhn, mòuh leuhn nàahm hòhn dihng haih yaht bún gām nìhn dōu haih tou nìhn

[Anonymous No.53375422]

>>53373868
>What are the financial implications of BRICS creating an alternative to SWIFT?
B: Protectionist high tax rate country, those who have to send money in or out wouldn't be so bothered by which system being used in comparison
R: Already heavily sanctioned, irrelevant
C: Always have a walled system making it difficult to move money in or out, using an alternative system won't change this
S: Irrelevant country
I: Let see whether they want to move away from the role of being a friendlier alternative to China for the West.