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>> No.53364682
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>> No.53364692

Ricky, Danny, Brad, and Charlie all took my money and shoved it up their fucking asses

>> No.53364693

we're gonna be fucking rich edition

>> No.53364700


>> No.53364711
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Divvie chads...

>> No.53364712

You'll see, bullnigger. Two more weeks.

>> No.53364714

What do I buy

>> No.53364730
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the fed will be forced to drop rates to near zero and implement YCC in order to prevent a default, buy bonds, NIGGERS


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>> No.53364741

Every market bar NASDAQ closed red for the week Mr Bobo, wipe that slob you didn't do too bad. Just stop holding for too long & bag those profits when your deep in the pit next time.

>> No.53364746
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dumb question but anyone know the exact study/technical finviz uses to automatically connect high and lows?

just hate having to draw them every time

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>> No.53364758
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I have about $14,000 in my LLC bank account and a $12,500 credit limit, and I want to buy a new drawing tablet that costs $2,000. Should I just buy it outright or use my credit card and hold a small balance for a while? Or would it be beneficial even to take out a small personal loan to boost my credit score? (currently 782)

>> No.53364773

That's a good boy
Good bull?

>> No.53364797

Growth & value are different classes of stocks. I don't know the composition of those Russells but generally growth is companies that are growing strongly (like tech), value is boomer teir shit in mature industries that usually steady earnings & paying divs(like energy, consumergoods etc). Just search it up, growth vs value & read up.

>> No.53364806

i'm beginning to understand why crashes take so long to play out

>retail sees the obvious coming, buys puts
>market makers manipulate price upward for a few months
>bears goes broke
>finally everyone loses their job and the "forward looking market" starts paying attention to what was obvious 6 months ago
>then finally mumu goes broke as there's no one left to fleece

>> No.53364813
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Coal and also bananas.

>> No.53364819

>Only 3 out of 20 hiking cycles in history did not end in a recession, and the Fed wants to stop being the markets' drug dealer. I wouldn't be so cocky
This will be #4. This time it's different due to the extremely strong fundamentals and the worst already being over in tech which will lead the recovery in the indices. Non-tech sectors are fine. The US economy can handle 5% rates fine IMO, but if I'm wrong here, it means QE is coming which is bullish. Investors know the drill and will look past recession to tech gains.

>Not if earnings go down, the multiple goes up, and the market really gets on to the back foot. People aren't really nervous yet.
Earnings going down was priced in in October 2022. LOOK FORWARD. Now we're pricing in earnings recovery and normalization towards the excellence expected from US tech. AAPL and AMZN will prove this thesis in the coming week.

>> No.53364824

i see thx anon

>> No.53364842

You faggots are literally so delusional it’s not even funny at this point.

>> No.53364869

You're about to get heemed

>> No.53364874
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no u

>> No.53364875

>the extremely strong fundamentals
>More debt in the economy than ever
>Wealth effect in reverse, housing market imploding, layoffs, inventory up, yield curve inverted, credit card debt racking up
>Earnings going down was priced in in October 2022.
I agree that this happened, but I think the market priced in a shallow recession. At this point, the bulls are salivating over a 'pivot' and business as usual. In my opinion the downside risk is still real because I think the fundamentals are rather dreary

>> No.53364889

Okay be honest and don't bullshit me.

Who wins in a fight on flat land: a giant fucking bull / mumu like this or a grizzly bear / large brown bear?

>> No.53364899

... the fundamentals are dreary and Wall Street is not expecting *real*, prolonged downside. When people don't know how to handle a new situation, they get nervous. And that's when people panic. Idk, my money is still on the mechanical law of interest rate gravity

>> No.53364920

>more debt
Bullish, it's going towards growth and investment in assets.

>reverse wealth effect
Meh, it only affects a handful of people in certain housing markets and tech holders who didn't sell when the Fed signaled they'd be hiking.

>I agree that this happened, but I think the market priced in a shallow recession.
I think they priced in no recession because that's what all the evidence indicates. There's NO EVIDENCE for a recession except for irrelevant pseudo-data like yield curves and PMIs. All this "crash" was was a rates-driven tech correction. Underlying economic fundamentals were as bullish as they've ever been and the tech correction is over. Up only.

>t this point, the bulls are salivating over a 'pivot' and business as usual. In my opinion the downside risk is still real because I think the fundamentals are rather dreary
Fundamentals aren't dreary.

>> No.53364926
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Sold naked nflx calls on earnings anon here. I didn't blow up my account...
>have a good weekend frens

>> No.53364928


The science is settled.

>> No.53364934

>if we have a recession that’s bullish because it’s already priced in
>if we have a soft landing that’s bullish because it means the economy is good and no recession
>if the Fed doesn’t hike rates too much that’s bullish because rates will be lower and come down sooner
>if the Fed does hike rates too much that’s bullish because it will cause a recession and they’ll have to lower rates sooner to fight unemployment
>there is no economic occurrence that would not be bullish
Based on the astute anal-ists in this thread I predict it is impossible for the stock market to go down in the short- medium- or long-term.

>> No.53364951

I read that the government debt situation is forcing the treasury to dump its cash reserves into the market to pay for things which is effectively neutralizing the fed's QT and should continue through spring or until the crooks in congress figure out a solution. Seems like yet another reason to expect more green for the near future. Once summer comes around it's going to be a miserable crab slog with the fed holding their terminal rate forever and traders getting bored as fuck. But I could see SPY at 440 by then e-z.

>> No.53364968

Anon is basically that perma-bull bald analyst from the meme

>> No.53364973

dont even try to rationalize it anymore, it's clearly government endorsed gambling

>> No.53364977

>Based on the astute anal-ists in this thread I predict it is impossible for the stock market to go down in the short- medium- or long-term.
Correct for the next several years at least.

Yep, Yellen is pumping the market too. Good thing inflation is already over.

>> No.53364987

The debt shit is a meme

>> No.53364994

In real life and not some video game the bear wins a fight with a bull 3/3 times. Why? Because bears have higher positional IQ. they know when to time their charges and when to slow down or get aggressive.

Bears. Are. Smarter. Than. Bulls.

>> No.53365009

whats crazy to me is bers think they are smarter than the big money. big money has literally been buying into this market over the past 2 months and there is no stopping. the crash happened and in a year you'll look back and say "fuck it was so obvious"

>> No.53365014

and of course the midwit takes the terms literally lmao

>> No.53365024
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Michael MOTT lied to me

>> No.53365029

Which direction on Tesla at the end of the week? I think up.

>> No.53365040
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You didn't think it would be this easy, did you Bears?

>> No.53365053

man you just know how fucked bulls are to be so happy after a single green day

>> No.53365059

>elon keeps whining about short sellers
kek tesla is going under in the next few years

>> No.53365063
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i give the nyse $18 they give me $93
>simple as

>> No.53365070

that trendline hasn't been broken yet

>> No.53365077
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Who here still holding SKYT?
If you know, you know.

>> No.53365078
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Anyone explain to me what the fuck happened today? My shorts got heemed so hard today!

>> No.53365086
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am i the only one still holding jxn in here?

past 6 months have been crazy but of course i didnt average down so im only a bit green now
need this shit to hit like $90 or something by Jan 2024 to hit a 10bagger

>> No.53365096

I dont hold any shitcoins

>> No.53365097
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you fell for the recession meme, many such cases, very sad!

>> No.53365107

none of that shit matters. we are in a new era where the market has been completely hijacked. there is nothing to fear. hasn't been since they hijacked it in 2008.
when we finally do crash, it will be so significant it won't matter if you're short or long

>> No.53365120

the market priced in 25 bps for the 4th time now

>> No.53365136

you flipped a coin today and won

>> No.53365137
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>forget today is the big options expiry and slept in
>didn't take meager profit yesterday because I wanted to gamble one more day so get heemed instead
Here's looking at you, Monday

>> No.53365141

the amount of tricks up there sleeves is amazing. they have so many ways to manipulate the market to keep it up for YEARS

>> No.53365149

>the forbidden stock of smg
You know hot what you are doing, what powers you are wielding!

Smooth brain

>> No.53365151

SCHD is literally just the KO boomer etf…

>> No.53365198

Tech earnings are strong indicating recovery in tech. The rest of the economy is already strong. This is yet another data point in favor of a soft landing which should be the base case.

>> No.53365202
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here's another coin i'm in

>> No.53365233

I told you Saudis, the American economy is strong, we can take $90 oil. Wtf are you guys doing?

>> No.53365253

so whats a good play, june 420 calls?

>> No.53365254

>30k of margin to make a couple hundred in 5 months

>> No.53365271

Any takers? Or does no one in here actually spend money

>> No.53365276

what is the dangers of investing into crypto mining companies now while they are in shambles?

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yet another

>> No.53365315

You’d be better off just investing in COIN. I have calls with MARA but theta keeps raping me

>> No.53365352

sell a 2k tablet for 500 in 3 years, or buy one for 2k over 3 years, hmmmmmmmm. markers and paper is cheaper but feel free to make fake art.

>> No.53365358

If you believed you could outperform the interest on your card or a personal loan I don't believe you would be keeping 14000 in your bank account.

>> No.53365367

eth is proof of stake now

>> No.53365419
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what are the dangers of investing in legal weed while the have a surplus and demand shamble?

>> No.53365531

I don't plan to sell it? A brand new nice drawing tablet will probably last at least a decade

Mainly I keep the 14k in the bank account because I just don't know what to do with it, but I'm interested in hearing more about what you mean by outperforming the interest on the card

>> No.53365566

Lol. JXN. The forbidden stock. Be quiet. About JXN. Because when The Rest Of Them Leave, we can finally discuss JXN.

>> No.53365598

I’m not cut out for this shit. I have paper hands like no other. I made the right calls but panic sold my calls. Went from $1200 to what would have been $5800 (probably higher next two weeks) if I held and sold today. Now I’m back to $1200 and kicking myself in the ass all day

>> No.53365606

are you that one Jackson schzio poster

>> No.53365616

Become a boglehead. Market goes up we win. Market goes down we win.

>> No.53365636

He's saying that you can't make more on your money than a credit card would charge you in interest. So pay cash.

>> No.53365640

Hmm, I dunno. This all looks and feels like one giant trap. Layoffs are bullish but what happens if companies keep on cutting out too much fat time and again? No way thats sustainable in the long run.

>> No.53365641

>no one in here actually spend money
I spend plenty of money but I don't play the bank jews game.

>> No.53365659

He Asks If I Am The One JXN Poster.

Where Has He Been.

The Eye Of The Glass.

The Philosopher's Penchant.

The Statutory Capital.

The Trapdoor Spiders.

The Variance Swaps Hedged By Gamma-Delta Bands.

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>> No.53365680

Trade smaller obviously. Get used to some level then increase the size overtime

>> No.53365685

gamma squeeze rug pull

>> No.53365698

should i throw my 30k savings in SPY

>> No.53365709


>> No.53365711
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until next year when you don't need to use a stylus

>> No.53365727

Love to see it.

>> No.53365730

What I mean is, if you borrow money you should be planning to use that money to make more money than you pay in interest. You don't owe Mr. Sheckleburg a free lunch to do something like building your credit score.

>> No.53365731

there's a lot of fat

>> No.53365743
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$voo is a lower fee to hold. $vti too, pros hold voo if you must hodl an index.

>> No.53365757

This is the first time I am posting about this stock.

But I think BTAI is a good short.

I might be wrong. But I think I'll be right.

Pharma shitco. Alzheimer's agitation therapy. Using some shitty sedative

incorporating "AI" into their tech to cure an uncurable disease



He won't listen to me. About BTAI.

He won't short BTAI. Idiot. Moron.

>> No.53365766

>"Pursuing land acquisitions that bring access to water has been a priority for Gladstone. This deal brings the company’s overall portfolio to 169 farms totaling more than 115,000 acres across 15 different U.S. states, including 45,000 acre-feet of banked water in California, valued at more than $1.5 billion."
So apparently this farming is just banking water it can sell for billions

>> No.53365769

Thats clearly a man.

>> No.53365778

it is and once earnings wrap up, its all gonna go down hill and I bet the money people made from the pumps will dry up quickly.

>> No.53365844
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Another week of work done. Have I done anything? Uh not really. I was actually there for 3 days outta 5. Even when I was there I did very little. I like where I work. Good cafeteria and an ATM right on the first floor. So if I ever need cash its easy to get.Parking garage so my car stays covered and I stay dry.

>> No.53365874

took a look and kind of got that vibe too, you never know with bio though. Why tell us this info anon

>> No.53365879

boil baggies we are fucked

>> No.53365888
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I think I see what the real reason for the huge pump today is. Tech earnings is a red herring. We are getting a repeat of the 2008 crash but even worse soon.


>> No.53365892

>Why tell us this info anon
Cuz I think its a good short and bought some puts, and a few calls as a hedge.

>> No.53365914
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fuck her and find out

>> No.53365933
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>but even worse soon
Nice. Cheapies.

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unfortunately my no1 rule is don't trade biopharma

>> No.53365998
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>mfw we have newfags who don't know CRBP

>> No.53366005
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you literally missed the bottom bro

>> No.53366018

There doesn’t need to be a reason for short term variations up or down. Nothing can go straight down without having some level of pushback along the way. Every other leg down the past year had the same thing happening before it bottomed out and went back up.

>> No.53366044
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>We're not heading into a recess-

>> No.53366049

im going to get drunk. my BOIL shares will ascend to the highest peaks next week (12 dollars per share).

>> No.53366104

If they're fighting head on? Bull. If the bear catches it unawares then bear might win but it could turn around I imagine.

>> No.53366106

>"The Investment Company Institute said money market accounts held a record $4.814 trillion in the week ended Jan. 4."
oh fug

>> No.53366112

what if I want to sell cc on my spy

>> No.53366135

CRBP Bros. Lol.

>> No.53366221
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>ey holmes, ¿you got the stuff?
>¡simon, I got the huevos, straight from Colómbia!
>¿watchu need, ese?
>I need a 20 dollar bag of eggs, bro
>[later that day]
>¡¡Cabrón you sold me a cracked egg, die puto!!

>> No.53366230

That's literally where the market is going mumu.
P.S. Nice TA faggot

>> No.53366241

Dear Diary,

Today I got heemed. Why does this always happen to me? Just goes to show that you can't be too cocky. You would think that in the current state of affairs, opening leveraged bearish positions during the last CPI reading and bank earning season, that I would have made big money by now. A most painful tuition (on student loans) to the school of hard knocks was paid instead.

After I stopped crying, I reevaluated my entire trading strategy, discovered a potential area of improvement, and have now developed steps towards implementing these action steps in the next series of trades. I'm not going to give up. I can't. I'm going to go back into the market with even more margin, and I'm gonna make it just like Mr. Rocker and all my friends on /smg/. WAGMI.

Anon Anonson, January 20th, 2023

>> No.53366260
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>The jew fears the backyard chickie enthusiast

>> No.53366267

>Microsoft kicks 10k people out
>Microsoft then invests 10billion in AI and AI acquisitions

What's gonna happen when AI just takes all da jobs? Hello? World Economic Forum? Jews? Glowies? You there?

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>> No.53366298

I salute you BOIL ballers

>> No.53366325

You vill haf no job and you vill be happy

>> No.53366338

Its funny because when AI gets advanced enough they'll just kick them out also.
They think they're playing god but in reality they're being played.

I'm so sick of this world being run by egotistical idiots.

>> No.53366372

Bulltards are literally the most retarded faggots on earth I swear to god. You fags are dumber than pol-niggers.

>> No.53366376
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Your time is over

>> No.53366379

That's just literally a flat out lie

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>> No.53366431
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I'll make sure to eat beef every day of the week FUCK YOU REEEEE

>> No.53366440

What date is the tip of the pennant going to be?

>> No.53366445

What does "commercials" refer to in the context of that chart?

Ah interesting, so essentially unless I have some immediate well-paying work lined up I'm just eating the interest. I just hate seeing the number in my bank account go down, but maybe I hate it a bit less than getting jewed.

>> No.53366447
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I sell covered calls and park my gains into certificates of deposits

>> No.53366460

BABA better not break $120 next week. Would be awesome if the bimonthly delisting fear randomly popped up again or if Pelosi decided to piss off the CCP again.

>> No.53366471
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And yet we made the monies today

>> No.53366506

why anime girls not real

>> No.53366511

it's better to be dumb than right :(

>> No.53366518

>why is idealized version of reality not reality?

>> No.53366524
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Buy thing until price goes up.

>> No.53366526

Lol, lmao even.

The direction bias on stocks should be long my man.

Also, my lil 500 Coinbase shares really did a lil sum sum today.

>> No.53366532

Yeah. Why isn't it?

>> No.53366533

If they had to live in the real world they would no longer be clean

>> No.53366536
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this is literally me

>> No.53366541

what does this mean

>> No.53366544

50 puts on intel at 26 lookin good. 1 more month to go and i made $15,000

>> No.53366554
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>> No.53366561
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>> No.53366566

Love to see the bear narrative destroyed since the start of this year. The lows are getting MUCH lower, we're going to rocket so fucking hard in the next few weeks once we break LE IMAGINARY BEAR LINE that every algo loves to sell at.

Hope you're all 100% long.

>> No.53366585
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I slurp, I hold...I slurp again

>> No.53366587

It's over
Maybe the Zucc and AI will help out

>> No.53366591
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DCA how often? I get paid monthly but I can split it over weeks, or every two weeks, wondering if there's an optimal amount of time between investments.

>> No.53366595

I just shorted Silvergate harder

>> No.53366600
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technical analysis day trades be like
>yeah i can totally time the market just look at the indicators bro

>> No.53366614

yep I can show you every point you could have bought or sold there

>> No.53366627

>his brain doesn't immediately draw mental SMA lines, bollinger bands, support and resistance, pivot points, and all other meme lines


>> No.53366632

This is a guy that GETS it

>> No.53366631

>A new pendejo has become the FBI's Most Wanted
>He is known only as "El Pollo"

>> No.53366642

>line chart and not candlestick
Anyway I see two bull flags just on the line chart. But I don't know what shitco you posted it could have no vol.

>> No.53366650
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I have $117 in DASH credits
What should I order? I'm hungry but idk what I want

>> No.53366651

[laughs in 2022]

>> No.53366657

thats intel

>> No.53366672

>no I don't want real girls
>I want fake girls to become real but not like real girls

>> No.53366694

Jersey Mike's Italian, save the hardcore goyslop for tomorrow and Sunday during the NFL Divisional Round playoff games

>> No.53366701
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I'm somewhat of a TA pro myself.

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[laughs in 13 years prior]

>> No.53366706

Recession was literally priced in all of last year. Now we price in the FED capitulation and subsequent hyperinflation as the dollar collapses. Stock will go much higher but will still be losing value in real terms.

>> No.53366710
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Why is /smg/ so insecure?

>> No.53366714

do you have a substack/

>> No.53366717

Lol I actaully wnet to Jersey Mikes earlier this week. I might order from this pasta place I never heard of, I haven't had carbonara in years

>> No.53366729

I DCA in every two weeks, but, I am getting into options soon. DCA is for long term investing.

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>Jesse, we have to cook omelettes

>> No.53366753

Jersey Mike's sucks, go to Jimmy John's

>> No.53366757
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There's your TA bro. And no daytrading is not catching every single wave, it's staring at a chart for hours and making a few good setup trades.

>> No.53366758

What the heck?
Any picks you want to share with /smg/? I think the Giants are in surprisingly good shape against the Eagles

>> No.53366766

Omelettes are more expensive then meth these days

>> No.53366779

I went there yesterday actually
I like sandwiches

>> No.53366784

I’m taking the Cowboys over the 49ers straight up

>> No.53366846

perfect, this is exactly what i was looking for! a shame that stockcharts.com doesn't seem to support it, but i like knowing what it actually is for my own reference. Thank you again anon, you've brightened me day

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>I actaully wnet to Jersey Mikes earlier this week
Nice. I cook almost all of my meals but whenever I travel for work I get Jersey Mike's, I think they have good sandwiches and as expensive as Subway has gotten you might as well just spend the extra $2 for a much better offering. Hell it's probably the same price if you skip the chips and drink

>Jimmy John's
Trash for hipster art hoes and their simpy orbiters, plus only highschool/college burnouts work there, it's like comparing a Popeyes staff to Chick-Fil-A's

Giants are red hot, Hurts may still be hurt (heh) for the Eagles, I think Giants will cover the spread but not sure if they'll win outright

Think the Chiefs will have a comfortable win over the Jags a la Georgia vs TCU, Jags blew their load winning against the Chorgers and don't think they'll have enough in em to take down the Chiefs in Kansas City. Unapologetic Mahomes and Reid appreciator here, think they're both contributors to the "story" of the history of the NFL

No clue about the Bengals and Bills but I trust Burrow more in a close game than Josh Allen who is a vanilla gorilla in both the best and worst ways

Actual zero clue, insight, or feelings re: Cowboys and 49ers, staying away from that game and will just enjoy the shitposting on spee. Either 49ers win and their rookie QB beats DEM BOYZ which will lead to epic maymays, or Dallas wins which will lead to incredible seethe. I am a lowly Texans fan so I have no dog in the fight

>> No.53366906

Sigh. MCD's keeps jacking the cost of the sausage biscuit. Used to be 1.00. Then it went to 1.59. Now it's almost 2.00. A hashbown costs over 1.30 for shat's sake. I used to get two sausage biscuits and a coffee.

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>> No.53366935

the only sub i stack is your mom, chud.

>> No.53366958

Hahahahahahaha oh my god I wish I had screen capped the other day when I said bears would be saying the exact same thing once everything reversed and mooned

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>> No.53366984

It went up cuz you are based

>> No.53366991

id rather spend my time learning about how the company actually works and not staring at lines moving up and down though

dont think ive seen a single technical analysis person on the level of klarman, buffett etc. willing to be proven wrong, but most proven investors with consistent high returns are value/fundamentalists

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Next week will be blood red.

>> No.53367024

hold on, let me check if my portfolio has reached ATH again to confirm.

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There's a mixture of art and skill to memelines. I'm just guessing that Finviz is trying to be someone objective when picking significant swing highs and swing lows when deciding where to draw,

But that article can give you a sense of the difference between schizo astrology and useful TA.

Good luck...

>> No.53367030

natural gas has been going down on no news.

>> No.53367041
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>buttcoin surges 33% in 10 days
>omg why gpu company go up no news?>??

>> No.53367043

Yes, it checks out.

>> No.53367091

The news is the weather. Extremely warm winter in northern hemisphere so far.

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>no news

Supply and Demand. Simple as.

>> No.53367124

the follow up question would be why is buttcoin up 33% on no news either

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>> No.53367143

i dont know what any of that means so i doubt its relevant.

>> No.53367148

chinks are buying

>> No.53367172

Nvidia is one of the most inflated hogs in the market right now. Bears certainly being squeezed.
GPUs have nothing to do with bitcoin.

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well it's your loss. Been flipping between BOIL and KOLD since the drama with putin began. EZ money if you understand how to play seasonality, weather, coal-oil-nattygas energy complex dynamics, geopolitics, and do basic TA.

But I waste my time tossing anymore pearls before /biz/ swine.

>> No.53367234

Went to her Twitter and there's a link to a Telegram group.......what are the chances it's some kind of honeypot?

>> No.53367240

just curious but what indicators/studies are you using

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>*clears throat*


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You guys think FAGMAN will get a bailout package like big auto in 2007?

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>GPUs have nothing to do with bitcoin.
k din

>> No.53367311

Where is this? Why is it so empty only blocks away from the skyscrapers? Never seen anything like this.

>> No.53367323

Ethereum mining is over. Bitcoin is mined with ASICs not Nvidia hardware.

>> No.53367327

Jesus you're fucking stupid.

>> No.53367335

Detroit. That's the Ren cen in downtown.

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>> No.53367344

Hopefully not. All the trash needs to flush out of the system so we can fully heal.
>t. currently employed by trash

>> No.53367347

Did they actually destroy condemned structures or something to make all that green space?

>> No.53367349

For that chart the important thing is the ratio between natty gas (Henry Hub futures) versus crude (WTI futures).

But if you're curious about the numbers next to the candle then go read on DeMark:



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>> No.53367373

Maybe I'm retarded here and--check the tape, yeah let's see if I'm retarded here--but doesn't SPY pay a divi?

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>> No.53367378

Yes because there are dividend stocks in the S&P 500 components that SPY holds.

>> No.53367406

good stuff. thanks friend, it's generous people like you that make this general worth it, throwing us rookies a bone and all

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Unfortunately SCHD only goes back to 2012 but even during the incessant bull run it's keeping up fairly well, during stagnation and a downturn I think SCHD is going to beat SPY over the next 10 or so years. Dividend ETFs also have the benefit of providing cash flow without having to sell any of your assets.

>> No.53367438

SCHD is pretty much tailor made for the extremely wealthy and retired. Fantastic etf, though probably not the best for someone young.

>> No.53367451

Such a strange ass fuckin monument. I hope artsy types turn it into some bullshit ironic parody of itself. It's just waiting for an album cover

>> No.53367455

will BABA rally on chink new years or will it drill?

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>he's alone on a friday night looking at charts

>> No.53367465

Oye!!! I believe it's 1.5?

>> No.53367472

lies, I have never once looked at a chart

>> No.53367474

i'm actually alone and looking at anime girls

>> No.53367485


BTW, because DeMark's work is literal weaponized autism, it might be easier to watch some videos to wet your appetite for DeMark before you decide on reading further:



>> No.53367500

What's the status of having my cat with me?

>> No.53367512

henry hub is saying nat gas should be $4 dollars.

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>> No.53367527

found a chart i made notes on saying looks like a good play on end of july.

it made 170% run since then. feck

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Are we still ridin’ with Biden or are these guys getting shaky behind the wheel?

>> No.53367582

Holy fuck sauce.

>> No.53367598

Yes we can niggers tech stocks are fucking increadibly over valued, always. Almost as bad as fucking crypto if not worse.

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>> No.53367602

Young people should probably be investing like wealthy people because most people are retarded and can't handle the downturns of growth stocks or they pick the wrong ones and end up losing 99% like some of the tech stocks in the last run and the dot com run. Investing in Nasdaq works until it doesn't.

>> No.53367615

"priced in" is literally a meme made by retards on biz. The market is beholden to economic influences that act upon it. The consumer v the fed v algos. Retards.

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Anyone think SOXL could hit 50+ this year?

>> No.53367661

Supposedly there's another potentially George Floyd tier chimpout brewing in Tennessee. Not sure how it will play out with the cold weather though.

>> No.53367668

elections are next year

>> No.53367670

Bro, what the fuck? I think he fucked those girls. Is his niece wearing a bra? What is going on?

>> No.53367672

Won't even be covered no elections

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Antisemetic image

>> No.53367707

we're fucking melting up, aren't we, or are those institutional flows?

>> No.53367896

This can't be, because I just watched a TikTok compilation which said whites were the ones who struck blacks over the heads and put them on boats and sold them to whites overseas. I mean yes Jews are whites but no they aren't and yes they have interest rates but no they aren't so much, and, well, I just, I don't, oh sh--, I'm,

I'm revoluuuuuutioning

>> No.53367920

>You can't watch a tiktoc video about slavery nooo you must trust my random image on 4chan. That is the real logical source of information.

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>> No.53367999

time to drink this disgusting fifth of vodka. i made over 50% this week and now im bag holding nat gas. dammit this vodka tastes like bleach

>> No.53368007

i have call credit spreads that went itm today. are we gonna get any sell off next week? im scared

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I think I might keep selling SPY put spreads if VVIX stays this low (below 90)

>> No.53368016

kek confirms that brapholding is suffering

>> No.53368025

Pivotchads we fuckin' WON
I may breathe through my mouth and my brain may be smooth but we Pivotchads have buck broken the Fed
Time for more ARKK calls. Shitcos are the future.

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>US government census of 1860
>Israeli Government Records
Do you guys think God cares if you burry the truth or do you think you can trick him like your stupid chicken ritual?

>> No.53368073

I'd gladly welcome the bear market back if it would mean that these crypto shits get rugged again.

>> No.53368079

i sold naked calls yesterday. am I fucked. I lost all my gains for the week. what do i do? Im all in on weekly naked calls now

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>looking at charts
Excuse me. But I only look at the options chain and IV on major indexes.

>> No.53368088

Fuck what they think. They're wrong and we have the blueprints to defeat them. Everyone's just too pussy to enact them yet. It goes like this.

Go on your new Jew-less media platform and say, "There are too many Jews in power. It's disproportionate. If we're gonna talk about White Supremacy, we need to talk about Jewish Supremacy. We've given them too much, obviously, because they are taking our money willy nilly."

And make that normalized. And all financial situations will correct themselves as they did in the Middle Ages when kings did the same. /thread /smg

>> No.53368105

It definitely will, inflation is coming back now that oil and copper are rallying

>> No.53368126

The crypto prices are going up because of wash selling and buying coupled with basically everything that is illegal to do in the stock market.
Its all fake.
The normies are not buying back into crypto, this is a desperate attempt to entice people to buy bags.

>> No.53368145

Perhaps, but I'm not sure we'll see the same bearish asset price collapse this 2nd wave since rates are already high.
It appears we're leaning more towards a collapse of the US dollar at this point.

I'm fine with the US dollar collapsing - that was expected, but it's pretty obnoxious all the gloating of people holding equally worthless bags of dogshit that momentarily appear more valuable when priced in dollars.

>> No.53368173

Homie the USD is not collapsing, its just that inflation isn't going to go back down to 2% within a reasonable amount of time (it will eventually but god knows how long) and the Fed have no idea what they are doing.

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>he's bullish

>> No.53368226

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT WEEK??? im massively short the 394c and im terrified i will be soon poor

>> No.53368254

after a reverse split

>> No.53368268

>Normies are not buying back into crypto with their gay "exchanges" Thank god.

>> No.53368284

>Census report of 1860

Lmao post it. Please. Seriously post this bullshit I am sure this is totally true and has not been manipulated in anyway.

>> No.53368294
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>While traders were optimistic as 2023 began, the +4.2% rally in the first two weeks may have been a little too far, a little too fast. Q4 earnings have been disappointing so far and deteriorating economic data has kindled renewed recession fears. The indicators imply that this new risk-off sentiment could continue into next week.

Bottom Line
>Last week the indicators pointed to Moderately Bearish and with the SPX -100.24 (-2.5%) through Thursday (Jan. 19) that outlook was pretty much on target. As you can see below, there were about the same number of downgrades as upgrades this week, ergo the overall balance for next week remains ***Moderately Bearish*** again.

>> No.53368296

You people are literally psychopathic retards and should be sent to a gulag for hard labor and re-education.

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>muh pepe
>not cringe

>> No.53368349

Oh yeah? And what is your logical justification, you fucking weakling-body fucking miscreant.

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Where did you get this from?

>> No.53368376

I tried, I really did, but I can't outdo your cringe of DCAing and larping as a commie. Why would you even post here lol

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/weekly-traders-outlook These guys are right 80% of the time 100% of the time.

>> No.53368395

I don't mean it'll collapse over night, but the size of the deficit makes it impossible for treasuries to provide any real yield, and that makes US dollar not worth playing. As more people realize this, the damage will continue. The one saving grace is that other major currencies are no better. There's no where to hide.
It'll take awhile with inflation robbing boomers of their savings accounts yielding 0.05% before things have any chance to normalize, and the government would also need to balance the deficit. That seems impossible with our current legislature. If anything, they're more likely to make some retarded policy errors that re-accelerate the death spiral.

The Fed is also hamstrung. Rising rates can temporarily staunch the bleed, but as rates stabilize at higher levels it becomes obvious that t-bills yielding 5% simply mean the investor will have 5% more dollars to spend the following year. How does this solve anything at all?
And it's not like they can just cut back down to 0% and go on their way. Doing so would immediately re-accelerate the asset bubbles and wealth effect which themselves would transfer to larger inequality and inflation, once again.
It's hopeless.

We've reached this point in the curve where it momentarily appears that there's some kind of a "soft landing", but it's a short-lived peace. It's like a sine wave. Derivative factors that influence inflation are still churning in the background. It will be back with a vengeance.

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kek, he mad.

My "logical justification" is that you intentionally post misinformation to intentionally avoid coming to the very real conclusion that capitalism is a failed economic system as a whole and that it should be replaced with something better and more efficient. So you blame the jews.
You are like a cuck but you like to watch your wife get fucked by the monopoly man.

>> No.53368431

The country is more likely to split than resolve deficit spending. You want to deny grampa his hip replacement? Or make granny eat catfood? Or desert Are Troops fighting the good fight in Ukraine? Those are all non-starters.

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Faggots will have no place here. You can temporary ban us, you can shit on us. You can create threads on /pol/ which you know may lure us in.

But we will always know the truth now. We have Ye. We have Yesus.

And you will die under the Eternal Fire of God, won't you, Jewish BMBL investor?

Fucking won't you.

>> No.53368452

In the next thread I have some premium smg content

>> No.53368454

DCAing is actually the only strat that is nearly guaranteed to give results. I mean you can do options and nominal, traditional investing.
Further more, I have been posting on 4chan for way longer than you have.
There's literally nothing more cringe than polfags.

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kek, he mad.

>> No.53368472

If you actually had that much experience you'd know there are much better ruse cruise targets than the stock market general on a Friday night.

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there wont be a next thread

>> No.53368506

I lurk here just to lurk. You dumb asses are the ones who brought up retarded conspiracies about jews. I'm an investor and a 4chan user. Why wouldn't I lurk the SMG general on /biz/? Been here since 2004.

>> No.53368525

I'm going full port TLT on monday, fed is gonna cut rates to zero, and I'll ride off into the sunset with my easy gains while the stock market shids and fards

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curious to see what comes monday. if we crab, then the cup/handle will be true and we'll stay above 400 for a while. since its the weekend i guess i'll blog a bit. there is a cute girl at work whom ive chatted with for a bit last week but have rarley seen her around this week. ive seen her around but never had the chance to talk, and she seems chill with everyone. so im trying to just brush off the idea of her being interested in me but i just fall in love too easily.

>> No.53368563

Guys I think a Rabbi is present.

>> No.53368571

Praise be to Allah the merciful.

So your plan in the event of roaring inflation and dollar collapse is...to hold low yielding dollar bonds? Do I have that about right?

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the dollar won't collapse, everybody else is in an even shittier position

>> No.53368721

Classic Jew take

>> No.53368732

Jewish projection in a nutshell

>> No.53368735

Classic retard take.

>> No.53368740

>Everything I dislike is a jewish conspiracy.

>> No.53368755

Sorry tranny, smg is already blackpilled to the max about kikes.
You need to be shilling your shit on pol with the rest of your discord fags.

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>> No.53368765

well lads, i did what you've so often suggested and had sex

>> No.53368789

Mentally ill faggot

>> No.53368802

The correlation is uncanny

>> No.53368825

Lithium stocks

>> No.53368831

>roaring inflation
We are on track for deflation, the only thing holding us up is speculation which will swiftly exit the system Soon(tm). Regardless betting against TLT is betting for the 10 year to go to 5%. If the 10 year goes to 5% stock up on food and slurp SPX at 1000

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>capitalism is a failed economic system as a whole and that it should be replaced with something better

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Literally yes.

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now your suffering has really begun

>> No.53368866

Sorry to hear that anon. I hope you don't fall /smg/'s ruses again.

>> No.53368874

despite having had sex, i am in a foul humour as one of the dozen eggs i purchased for the weekend's repast was cracked in transit. a not insignificant privation with the market rate for same these days

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So TLT call for 2025?

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What was his name?

>> No.53368890

2 something or other

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>> No.53368927

Why the jews specifically? Why not any other random group of people. Why not the irish or something. Lots of government officials are irish.

>> No.53368929

>We are on track for deflation
Right, now what happens to those -0.1% MoM numbers if, as that anon presumed, the Fed cuts to 0?

>> No.53368942

it's a religion not a tribe, tranny

>> No.53368959

ever heard of the Protocols of the Elders of Dublin?

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>> No.53368973

Ok so what? You could literally insert any minority group and claim they are mysteriously pulling the strings. It's dumb as hell, lmao.

>> No.53368985

There's nothing wrong with preserving culture.
But the part of a culture that is racist or xenophobic should not be preserved, yes.

>> No.53368989

if you insert scientologist or satanists and talk about how concentrated they hold power you wouldn't be pretending to ask why someone might think it's a problem

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>> No.53369024

In 6-8 months after the spec bubble is popped? A lot worse.

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qrd on JXN?

>> No.53369432

>Why the Jews specifically
Idk maybe because they do shit that makes people dislike them?

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I think you’re right