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>> No.53362121

you really have to ask that? that seems highly autistic of you

>> No.53362123

>>53362106
a bit but im great at hiding it

>> No.53362128

>>53362106
nah just a bunch of tryhard spergs who literally want to be autistic but aren't. which is actually one of the most cringe things ever.

>> No.53362134

Yeah
I got bad autism

>> No.53362144

yes, how could you tell?

>> No.53362168
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>>53362106
No

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53362215

>>53362106
i was what they called a "gifted" kid in the 2000s

>> No.53362573

>>53362128
Why would you wanna be

>> No.53362666

>>53362573
U get superpowers but you’re also incredibly annoying to deal with. Unfortunately everyone here is just annoying.

>> No.53362679
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>>53362106
Yes

>> No.53362702

Yeas

>> No.53363466

>>53362106
>Are you guys really autistic
'Anonymous imageboard users, I have a question I desire to be answered—and answered promptly before unfortunate, and yet predictable, events befall this newly-created and virgin thread of mine. I of course refer to actions becoming—and, paradoxically, unbecoming—of a certain breed skulking our shared domain. I will call them by their supposed, designated, and proper title—atleast until they have proven themselves to have actively fallen short of the calibre of character expected by my fellow posters, of those who hold on our lauded forum that infamous title... I am indeed, referring, my good fellows, to that specimen, both sullier and, at the same time, oh-so miserably sullied—the 'moderator'... I speak not of his lesser, yet better-known title; it is beneath me as a proud man—and I assure my brethren here present, I am the owner of an appendage, unmistakable to the trained eye to be a penis, ho-ho!—to let it pass my unuttering lips.'

>> No.53363495

>>53362106
Fret not original poster to this thread, I have in the above post, improved upon your original one in such a way as to make it understandable and almost universally comprehensible to the eye of even the most luddite associate of our quaint tribe. Further still, if the responses received from said post are those that, in a most uncouth manner, and with almost clumsily blunt deftness, and seemingly without forethought, demand your own demise—and by your own hand no less!—pay them no mind and make hurried movements, to declare at large and by writ, that these unidentified assailants are possessing of homosexual tendencies, and are unabashed in this most shameful of possessions!

On second reading and prior to posting my reply, I regret that I may have made the childish mistake of not tackling the core subject matter of your original post's my dear original poster. No matter, I shall refresh my parched and dry fingers with a balme of warm water and lemon juice, as hastily as I dare muster the water and carefully cut the aforementioned lemon, and return in due course to finish this most-important matter with the swift conclusion it deserves.

>> No.53363890

>>53362106
Technically no but I'm the kind of person everyone who knows me thinks is autistic if that makes sense.

>> No.53363903
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53363903

>>53362106
yes

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>>53362106
i have high functioning aspergers so only a little I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb8jbAl1Zrs

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53363982

Yee

>> No.53363983

>>53362106
No, I cured it with fasting, psychaedelics, and L Reuteri 6475 supplementation

>> No.53363997

>>53362123
This but sometimes I'm not too good at hiding it.
It really is a super power though. I can rely on my autism when I need to get shit done.

>> No.53364003

Not diagnosed but besides from being socially inept, I have always had fabric sensitivity like always hating wearing jeans because I found them so uncomfortable.

So my suspicion and online test results plus very specific unusual things like that, I believe I am mildly autistic.

>> No.53364010

no but I am a bit sociopathic

>> No.53364023

>>53362106
No. Autism is not nearly as prevalent as people think

>> No.53364026

>>53362128
>Has this view of 4chan
>Hangs out here

>> No.53364029

Diagnosed and already made it from neetbux.

>> No.53364095

>>53362106
Errrr, I was tested and it was 'inconclusive'
So I guess I'm mainly just a sperg

>> No.53364275
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53364275

>/fit/ and /biz/pilled
>6’2” big peepee know how to fug
>just want to make it so I can put my life on cruise control, smoke weed, lay on a beach, and have a harem of slightly chubby bid tiggy goth gf’s to play bing bing wahoo’s on a big screen TV

Does that answer your question?

>> No.53364331

>>53363997

yeah this.

If u can learn to focus your autism as you need it you’ll have a secret weapon at your disposal anytime.

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>>53362106
Not autistic, been tested for it. I'm high IQ (140+), above average when it comes to EQ and have been diagnosed with schizophrenia because some kike wanted me to take their pills and stop talking about how the government was corrupt. So fuck the jewish government by the way

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>>53364275
I should clarify, not “chubby” per se, more so soft. You know how when a girl isn’t fat, but has just the right amount of fat from being lazy? That and pale. Just a harem of them to breed my future army. Wife will be a tomboy GF who’s a doctor, that lineage will inherit my fortune. The Goth Chud army will be the warrior caste in my future lolbertarian anarchism post cyberpunk proto aug agriculture break away society.

>> No.53364470

>>53362106
Don't know, but wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.53364506

I don't believe in autism.

>> No.53364508

>>53364395
Your post reads like an 80 IQ

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>>53362106

I don't know.