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>> No.53362079
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This pump has been fun.
However...

>> No.53362103

BOIL BOIL BOIL BOIL

>> No.53362110 [DELETED] 

N

>> No.53362112

>>53362037
LFG COIN KANGZ

>> No.53362135

FUCK POWELL
FUCK ROCKER
FUCK FAKE PUMPS
FUCK YOU

>> No.53362143
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>>53362103
I bought at $12.26 and sold for $12.34.
With 100% of my folio. Wew

>> No.53362150
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Let's see how this buy limit order for 1 SPY share works

>> No.53362177 [DELETED] 

.N

>> No.53362179
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>> No.53362182
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>>53362135
>FUCK ROCKER
Please do not disrespect hamchads

>> No.53362195
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> nat gas

KEK BAGGIES

>> No.53362218
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Brappy bros it stinks so bad

>> No.53362224
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53362224

Divvie gods..

>> No.53362228
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53362228

DXY bros... not like this

>> No.53362232
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Im still LONG and i will not FUCKING SELL BOBO.

>> No.53362250
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Puts are reasonably priced.

>> No.53362256

>>53362079
I’ve got like $12k in apple calls due to the layoffs announcement. Cash out now or wait for Monday morning?
I can see the whole market going up til Wednesday then smacked down by the fed for the rest of the week

>> No.53362257

>>53362224
The underperformance is worth it to help spread diabetes.

>> No.53362262

>>53362250
I keep getting fucked on puts, how tf are SI and CVNA pumping during all this, so gay

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>>53362257

>> No.53362281

>>53362228
Indestructible Japanese Yen longed over 1000 times.

>> No.53362287
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I drew a line to cope with the pain. SPX <3386 EOY

>> No.53362299
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buddy look at yield curve computer

>> No.53362300
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53362300

We're so fucking back.

>> No.53362302

Is 398.5 today too much to ask for??? I swear I’ll close all my hedges if we there today!!!!

>> No.53362306

>>53362103
Tell me why it isn't over for natgas until next winter

>> No.53362311

Earnings run up and the shorts expired. Basically fuck bobos and their relentless volume targeting. Fucking pieces of shit

>> No.53362315
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>>53362287
That is The Line.

>> No.53362316

>>53362256
there's no fed until Feb.

>> No.53362335

>>53360281
some of you migrate to the dave ramsey thread so we can generate ideas on questions to ask his show lol

>> No.53362336
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Yesterday I posted nuns.
And asked God how mankind could better itself.
God told me to believe in mankind's ability to overcome any trial thanks to its ingenuity.
God told me he's proud of his Creation.
And a tech pump we're getting.
Therefore, post nuns.
It's that simple.

>> No.53362342

>>53362316
Oh fuck I’m retarded

>> No.53362343
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>> No.53362345

That Ioneer mine will share its profits (it's a JV) so you can expect to net 100 mil FCF, something like that. Market cap is almost 800 million USD already. There's better stocks out there, imo.

>> No.53362346
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53362346

Anons I am scared

>> No.53362352
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>YTD still lagging behind a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% UPRO

>> No.53362354
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>>53362311
This post is offensive to the BBC+ (Bull Bear Crab +) community. Apologize.

>> No.53362369

>>53362346
Yahoo Finance is a broker?

>> No.53362372

>>53362336
Your investments have lost people billions of dollars, Cathie.

>> No.53362375
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>>53362336
I pray for my continues success

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>>53362352
Should I uninstall Halo Infinite (campaign)?

>> No.53362381
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53362381

How does it just keep pumping

>> No.53362383

Is uranium the answer?

>> No.53362389

>>53362369
it's a homescreen just look at the file name i.e. phonefag

>> No.53362395
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>> No.53362397

>>53362377
just finished it, it was too overly dramatic, not enough enemy variety. looked nice though 6.5/10

>> No.53362403

>>53362381
BOBO ISN'T OK, HE'S(SHE) ISN'T OK, IT ISN'T OK OHNONO

>> No.53362413
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>>53362397
I got bored by the time I got to that one big first tower.

>> No.53362416
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>>53362377
Yes, the disk space can be better used on a thousand other games. For example, the Think or Swim desktop client.

>> No.53362427

>>53362381
bear market rally. Waiting for next week to load puts

>> No.53362428

>>53362369
Since I have multiple accounts (Roth, trad IRA, 401k, brokerage etc) this is just a combination of all my accounts.

>> No.53362433

>>53362287
That’s a tripple bottom, bull run confirmed

>> No.53362432

>>53362377
Yes, it's fucking boring and repetitive and super generic

>> No.53362439

Did Putin die or what the hell is going on

>> No.53362443

>>53362383
URNM does look ready to break out, doesn't it?

>> No.53362450

>>53362433
b-but... the line?

>> No.53362452
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>>53362416
I'M A SCHWAB BOOMER DON'T BULLY ME WE GET TOS SOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53362464
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So glad I sold my puts yesterday.

>> No.53362466

Can JEPI chads please tell me how much size on the bid and ask there usually is during market hours?

>> No.53362467

>>53362395
based movie. wish sandler would do more drama roles

>> No.53362469

>>53362439
Mostly opex fuckery

>> No.53362472

>>53362416
ALSO HOLY FUCK ASSTRONAUTS LOOK LIKE THAT??? MUH DIK HAS ACHIEVED ESCAPE VELOCITY

>> No.53362475

>>53362439
the fed is caving and only doing 50 bps. They're going to allow inflation to return to 15% by the the end of the year and that's really bullish

>> No.53362476

I'm beginning to think buying puts is a scam

>> No.53362479

>>53362439
The Russians have broken through around Bakhmut, in Soledar, and near Zaporozhye. I don't think the stock market is thinking about Ukraine, anon.

>> No.53362482

Ah, another crypto bart up. Congrats to miner and COIN holders.

>> No.53362486

>>53362476
buying options is a scam

>> No.53362487

>>53362466
There is no such thing as a JEPI chad. Only JEPI cucks

>> No.53362503
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>>53362475
>the fed is caving and only doing 50 bps
sir they're doing 25

>> No.53362504
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>>53362472
It's some go-nowhere experimental project/fetishwear from MIT if I remember right. >>>/sci/sfg might know more (and have cuter astronaut material)

>> No.53362508

>>53362472
that's a man

>> No.53362513
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>>53362486
Nah

>> No.53362516

>>53362439
Everyone is still spending and borrowing/giving money to our favourite Semitic people

>> No.53362517
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Uranium Kings.................... Is it unironically our year?

>> No.53362527

>>53362504
Women in science are low key the biggest freak coomers.

>> No.53362528

>>53362503
which means 50 total

>> No.53362534

What's next week looking like? Anything to buy today before close?

>> No.53362536
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53362536

Any last minute TSLA option gamblers???

>> No.53362548

>>53362536
Did SPY calls sharp at 3:01 expecting a pump, feels good being irrational and having no plans whatso ever

>> No.53362549

>>53362486
Everything is a directional bet. It looks like a scam to you because you don't know how to play them.

>> No.53362553

>>53362513
can you do that week after week? what's your gain/loss YTD or 5Y trading options

>> No.53362563
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>>53362534
OIL is at a major resistance. So will it bart down now or is this when it finally breaks upward? Only Allah knows, but next week is sure to be volatile.

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Please keep buying my puts. Thanks.

>> No.53362590

>>53362548
Best of luck but it doesn't appear to be going well for you

Any guesses on all the earning reports for next week?

>> No.53362592

>>53362553
Did options gambling 4 days back to back, I'm the anon who lost it all last week and just made it all back. 3 days were green, I fucked up on Wednesday doing TSLA calls though.

>> No.53362600

>>53362336
Christcucks deserve to get trampled on by Islam desu. I hate Christcucks so much.

>> No.53362607
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>>53362590
Nah I sold out of my calls for 30% gains, I dont hold more than 10 mins

>> No.53362617

>>53362592
i made everything back with TSLA i lost last year then lost it all

>> No.53362622

One green day doesn’t break the trend. The market never moves in a straight line. You will want to close your longs today because next week the bear market continues.

>> No.53362629

>>53362607
Pure day tradin'

>> No.53362631

>>53362475
>inflation is bullish
Average WallStreetBets "investor".

>> No.53362633

>>53362607
how do you know when to get in a call/put?

>> No.53362634

>>53362617
I never win on TSLA, just never. Tried 5 times, always ended up losing hugely each time. Not for me, I'll stick with SPY and QQQ

>> No.53362643
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Turns out those naked NFLX calls from yesterday really were free money

>> No.53362662
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>>53362592
>>53362513
Don't gamble so hard anon or you'll hypercrab until you'll touch 0

>> No.53362661
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I’m convinced SKYT will make an entire chunk of smg rich. I can easily see it at 40bil marketcap within the decade, which would put a 3k investment at 300k.
What do you guys think of my anime girl?

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>>53362607
>I dont hold more than 10 mins
Good. Never hold through lunch.

>> No.53362676

>>53362600
OK hitlerite

>> No.53362680

>>53362629
You know it bro, the mental breakdowns are worth the euphoria during these times.
>>53362633
Tbh, I honestly just look at which direction it's moving. If the rate of increase starts to decrease at a certain rate, I do puts and vice verse when it's going down. This usually doesn't work around and after FOMCs or big news days so I wouldn't recommend it

>> No.53362698

>>53362643
Congrats, anon. I'm glad those calls weren't derailed by bullshit layoffs, I mean bullshit CEO changes.

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>>53362037
lmfoa easiest calls of my life. saw this squeeze coming from a mile away.
poor delusional bers

>> No.53362712

somehow markets are pricing in a pivot all the while TLT is being a nigger

>> No.53362728

>>53362712
the fed said they're going to lower to zero after 2023, so the long term bonds should never go very high

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>>53362662
Believe me bro, I know.

>> No.53362749

Is selling 25 minute to expiration OTM calls to make a few dollars a bad investment strategy?

>> No.53362751

I wish a girl would squeeze my dick as hard as this market squeezes bears

>> No.53362765

Next week will be a bloodbath

>> No.53362791

>>53362765
4U

>> No.53362802

>>53362734
Yeah that's a worrisome graph, and not just for the dip in the middle, the barcoding at the end isn't a good sign. You did a good job returning to new highs, now you should take it easy a bet less (in proportion to your current portfolio) to make steady gains without risking blowing it up back to triple digits in one swift blow.

>> No.53362815

>>53362765
Are blood baths good for your skin?

>> No.53362819
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>>53362791
It will be very painful.

>> No.53362821

>>53362452
we got dark mode now tho, FUCK IBKR!! ill prob switch to ibkr...

>> No.53362823

>>53362802
Yeah, I've only been doing full ports for the last 4 days. I'm sizing down for next week, no point in risking it all. I'm at a comfy point again.

>> No.53362832

>>53362765
two more weeks trust the plan bearbros!

>> No.53362843

>>53362749
With fees and taxes, yes it is a bad strategy

>> No.53362846

>>53362765
>>53362815
>Something something Blood, Bath, and Beyond

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>>53362765
2

more

weeks

lmao

>> No.53362885
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>>53362850

>> No.53362898

>>53362885
please tell me you didn't fall for that psyop chart comparison

>> No.53362916

>>53362898
I thought you were posting it unironically I've seen that bear coombait everywhere

>> No.53362938
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>>53362916
hahahaha yes

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>>53362850
Fractal math never lies.

>> No.53362950

I made a profit shorting buttcorn today. Almost didn’t get out but holy fuck I’m glad I did before it pumped an additional 3%

>> No.53362970

>>53362948
not sure if srs

>> No.53362978

Boilsisters... I am brapped...

>> No.53363016
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Closing at 2% today after a -8% yesterday :)

>> No.53363019

>>53362970
In Mandelbrot I trust.

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>>53362850
What did he mean by this?

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It was our time bear bros...

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>>53363016

>> No.53363098

>>53362439
Some fed man says he wants 25 bps hike instead of 75
Powell can still do anything

>> No.53363105

>>53362850
kek, reminds me that I've been seeing the same dumb shitty "charts" from Zerohedge since like 2012, that sure paid off

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>>53363079

>> No.53363107

>>53363036
>Who's left to sell?
Hmm thats a tough question, maybe the guys who are holding the stocks right now are left to sell. You know just like every fricken day, dumbass

>> No.53363136
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STOP THE COUNT

>> No.53363139

>>53363107
Buyers don't sell, and all the sellers already sold. Now it's only buyers trading between each other. It's over.

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>>53363036
>sentiment is pessimistic at the beginning, during, and end of market bottoms
>That means we're bullish!

Fucking lol, bull TA gets me everytime

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>>53363139
it never begun.

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>>53363107
Those are ghost stocks, held by dead boomers who got gigavaxxed. Their shares can't be sold because they're fucking DEAD

>> No.53363173

>>53363161
i fucking laughed

>> No.53363187
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Lucky month huh. Left some lotto 398C open Monday expiry, got ‘em for 13 cents already up 470%

>> No.53363189
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.53363205

>>53363106
Such is life. The wheel keeps turning.

>> No.53363216

>>53363189
>tfw no beautiful women to sit on my ugly face

>> No.53363226

>>53363139
>Buyers dont sell
>Its only buyers trading between each other
They frickin bartering the shares over the phone peer to peer or what, how do I get in on this?

>> No.53363228

>>53363216
>tfw no ugly women to sit on my beautiful face

>> No.53363236

>another day where the market just does nonstop irrational faggot shit that could only happen on the back of a financial establishment dead set on assraping us all back into manual labor jobs

>> No.53363237

>>53363189
not too FUCKEN good actually mate

>> No.53363244

>>53363189
My puts got fucked

>> No.53363246

>>53363189
+$2400

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>>53363189
Like the stock market, I'm forward-looking.

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>>53363189
I learnt an expensive lesson

>> No.53363268
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>>53363189
I went from 10% in the green to 5% in the red.

>> No.53363274

>whatever would make sense according to anyone who isn't some reptilian insider glowfaggot, the opposite thing happens
>free market in a free society

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>>53363189
>XLB: 2.02%
>XLC: 3.15%
>XLE: 1.09%
>XLF: 1.58%
>XLI: 1.4%
>XLK: 2.68%
>XLP: 0.79%
>XLRE: 1.21%
>XLU: 0.6%
>XLV: 0.53%
>XLY: 2.37%

>Me: 4.13%
>YTD: 9.70%

The best part is whoever tried to dump oil right at open got what they deserved.

>> No.53363298

>>53363268
We all hate you pieces of shit and your stupid 70s people writing.
It was different when you weren't just a bunch of reddit powermods.

>> No.53363318
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53363318

>>53363189
Bretty gud

>> No.53363320
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53363320

When's the big crash again?

>> No.53363321
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53363321

>>53363189

>> No.53363329

>>53363320
Let's be honest, probably when SPY hits 398 again.

>> No.53363330

>>53363320
Probably whenever you start posting like this desu faggot

>> No.53363338

>>53363287
Communication services bros...

>> No.53363340

I'll say this about you faggots and you *are* faggots but you are the 1337 of this board and it's not even close. Like, you only have to see the shitshow that is the bbby general or gme to understand this.
That's not saying much however. You're just not as dumb as the rest of the polfugees on this board.

>> No.53363339
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53363339

>>53363189
Made $2800 bucks. TYBNFLX

>> No.53363344
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53363344

>>53363274
No one ever claimed it was a free market or society, and as a lizardkin-skinstealer I'm highly offended you think we have anything to do with this market.

>> No.53363354

ah, the weekend
a respite from the rigors of trading
or a barrier to one's insatiable need to create wealth

>> No.53363370
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53363370

so did the whole market rise today because googled fired 12k people? don't understand why today is doing so well after crabbing the week.

>> No.53363398
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53363398

Friday night! What can I get you?

>> No.53363428

>>53363338
It's been a powerhouse, driven a lot by Meta, Google, and Netflix. But even things you'd assume would crab like Charter and Comcast are doing well.

TMUS, T, and VZ have been tagging along with SPY.

>> No.53363432

>>53363398
*looks at the only 4 taps*
*all Faith Ale*
Uh, hmm. Let me get aa....
Faith ale, please!

>> No.53363451

>>53363370
Market anticipating 25 bps hike

>> No.53363452
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53363452

>>53363330
Meds

>> No.53363456

>>53363298
What

>> No.53363463

>>53363340
The language on you. You blow your father with that mouth?

>> No.53363471

>>53363189
Aquabounty carried me to gains today. A blessed harvest of mutant fish.

>> No.53363475

>>53363340
sweet
>>53363354
if you weren't getting it done in 5 days, 2 more won't help,
go skiing
see you monday

>> No.53363487

>>53363463
My father died nearly a decade ago you cunt

>> No.53363494

MY BASTARDS MY BHENCHODES WHY ARE YOU UNREDEEMING THE COIN MY BHENCHODES MY PUTS ARE EVAPORATING STOP BUYING THE COINBASE STOCKITY STOCKINGS

>> No.53363501
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53363501

>>53363398
I'll have some vodka and grape juice. But first I need to workout. I'm thinking 30 minutes of burpees.

>> No.53363519

>>53362701
I know her irl. First time this has happened to me ever on 4chan.

>> No.53363537

Official market close theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XUnkmYYjco

>> No.53363539
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53363539

"Irrational" doesn't do the fucking market justice.

This is just pants on head retarded. I sold my shorts because I figured it might go up, but we basically retraced the entire loss in 1 fucking day? Are you serious? And why? Because of tech trannies? Now what about fucking manufacturing? Actual tangible production and not bullshit jobs?

>> No.53363541

>>53363487
And that’s a good thing

>> No.53363547
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53363547

>>53362135
>>53362280
D>>53362300
>>53362336
>>53362375
>>53362433
>>53362504
>>53363016
>>53363189
Ding dings fucker beat me too to it

>> No.53363549

>>53363539
Biden will soon change the definition of retarded because of this.
>>53363487
And how am I supposed to know every AIDS victim?

>> No.53363552
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53363552

Dear valued clients,

I regret to inform you of a serious incident that occurred at our trading floor yesterday. A wild bull managed to break into our building, causing chaos and destruction on our trading floor.

Thankfully, no one was seriously injured, but the damage to our facility and equipment is extensive. We are currently assessing the extent of the damage and working to restore normal operations as soon as possible.

We understand that this incident may cause concern for some of our clients and we want to assure you that we are taking all necessary steps to ensure the safety and security of our employees and clients.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and appreciate your patience and understanding as we work to resolve the situation.

Sincerely,

Anonymous
CEO, SMG Investments and Trading

>> No.53363558

>>53363541
You probably have a father who's still alive. You'll regret those words.

>> No.53363565
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53363565

New bull market was confirmed last week. 6 month after trigger market has always been higher and higher by an average of 14%

>> No.53363568

>>53363539
Why is it "retarded"? Tech earnings so far are great. It provides more evidence for a soft landing and rate cuts to avoid a recession as inflation rapidly normalizes. This is a hyper-bullish outlook for '23.

>> No.53363575

>>53363549
> am I supposed to know every AIDS victim
You'll regret those words too.

>> No.53363576
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53363576

>>53363552
again?

>> No.53363578

>>53363519
prove it.
do you have her number. i want to tell her i'd let her shit on my face.

>> No.53363579

>>53363036
>chart only goes back to 2014
So basically there’s no data that includes a major economic downturn? Huh.

>> No.53363588

>>53363576
It's an epidemic

>> No.53363589

>>53363552
You'd better return that bull right now. It's part of my feeder cattle futures contract.

>> No.53363596

>>53363565
This bizraeli knows whats up

>> No.53363598

>>53363568
Tech isn't economy. Banking isn't economy.

Anything that involves money swapping hands and nothing else is not economy.

>> No.53363602

>>53363354
>>53363398

I'm going to a pig killing tomorrow, my wife and daughter will hide in the restraunt while I take the two boys to watch and drink palinka.

>> No.53363606

>>53363589
Unfortunately we cannot locate it at this present time

>> No.53363609

>>53363519
you know my gf?

>> No.53363612

>>53363539
Opex fuckery. Tbh everything correlating with SPX has become too chaotic to trade, no trends. Commodities are unironically where it's at now.

>> No.53363617

I'm bamboozled. I don't know how many times you can price in the same information we knew 6 months ago

>> No.53363625

>>53363606
Fuck.

Alright, well if you need lumber to repair things I've got a couple train cars full of it sitting outside Chicago.

>> No.53363638

>>53363602
U Hungary bro?

>> No.53363641
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53363641

Short Silvergate?

>> No.53363646

>>53363501
fuck you i was gonna post this pic
what is a boy to do?

>> No.53363647

>>53363598
Tech was the only sector of the market to meaningfully take a hit last year. Everything else is still in a bull market. Now that tech has come back to earth and is posting strong earnings there's more evidence for up only. The economy is strong, no changes to unemployment, rate cuts are coming soon whether the landing is soft (most likely) or hard. DXY is heading down, inflation is over when looking at the MoM chart. Markets are forward looking. Up only. There's no justification for SPX to not be at ATH right now.

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>>53363565
what kind of garbage chart is this

>> No.53363668
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53363668

>>53363398
>Even Frasier in /smg/ is looking tired and haggard

>> No.53363669

>>53362342
From wednesday next week to feb 1st there are only like 5 trading days.

>> No.53363671

>>53363647
>There's no justification for SPX to not be at ATH right now
this is a really dumb take

>> No.53363685

>>53363638
I'm living here for 3 years in Hungary for certain military circumstances.

>> No.53363689

>>53363668
Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

>> No.53363694

>>53363671
It isn't. Look forward farther to rate cuts amidst strong earnings, the hottest labor market in recent memory, great economic growth, and inflation negative MoM. Market should be at ATH and ripping towards 6000 if market participants were rational.

>> No.53363697

>>53363647
Thanks for confirming this as the local top. I’m buying SQQQ.

>> No.53363705

>>53363685
U glownigger bro?

>> No.53363708

>>53363641
Shit.
Maybe COIN was the better target

>> No.53363723

>>53363697
See you at 4400 SPX end of Q1 at the latest. Apple's earnings will confirm the super-bullish outlook for tech and the economy as a whole.

>> No.53363724

>>53363641
I don’t get the picture? Is she dreaming about being a whore?

>> No.53363725

>>53363694
>strong earnings
where?
>inflation negative MoM
in fuel oil... all the important categories were still high.

>> No.53363727

>>53363694
>t.Krugman

>> No.53363730

>>53363705
If IT is a glow nigger sure.

>> No.53363743

>>53363725
Google, Netflix, most banks except Goldman... Apple and Amazon will impress too. Everyone is having good earnings this season.

>> No.53363746
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53363746

Had to buy my call and only made 86% on the premium…

Absolutely fucking bullshit scamwick.

>> No.53363755

>>53363723
Lol. Lmao.

>> No.53363771

>>53363743
>12 cents per share, -90% earnings miss
how the hell is that strong?
jpm was the only bank that looked good, the rest looked mediocre or bad and guided pain for this year

>> No.53363780

>>53363743
tech are cutting jobs to pad their earnings, mate.

>> No.53363779

just don't tip
what are they gonna do?
everybody needs to just stop tipping
>oh no but then you won't be able to get your goyslop at crapplebee's
who cares?

>> No.53363791

netflix earnings were strong, these are the idiots pushing this movement today

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>>53363779
i tipped the mcdonalds worker today

>> No.53363797

>>53363771
Doesn't matter. Look at their subscriber growth. It was a bullish report as evidenced by the price action today.

>>53363780
That's bullish. They're doing what needs to be done.

>> No.53363817

>>53363794
I have also occasionally tipped fast food workers, don’t really know why.

>> No.53363818
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bear bros please post meme lines

>> No.53363824

>>53363797
it's only bullish short term. You can't keep cutting your workforce forever

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53363841

>>53363791
>.12c per share
>strong
lmao

>> No.53363847

>>53363797
>subscriber growth
Their estimate was comically low to begin with

>> No.53363848

>>53363824
They won't need to keep cutting with that kind of growth and interest rates being cut later this year. The worst has already been priced in for NFLX. Look forward.

>>53363841
You need to spend money to make money.

>> No.53363851

>>53363746
God I hate that shit. And then you have to pay the extra commission too, just to exit on a call option for like 2 cents above the strike.

>> No.53363860

>>53362262
>SI
cuz bitcoin is pumping
>CVNA
this didn't pump

>> No.53363868

>>53363847
Sub growth utterly DESTROYED expectations and the price reflected that expectation. Massive beat in subs = massive pump in NFLX. GOOG helped too as it bolsters the narrative of soft landing, worst over in tech. Buy buy buy buy buy.

>> No.53363922

>>53363848
Layoffs were done by google and wayfair today not netflix. Which is why it gapped today.

>> No.53363935
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53363935

ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.53363939

>>53363841
This is like that time amazon stock shot up because they included their Rivian stock as part of their EPS and bulls were nutting on themselves because of how large the EPS was. both Rivian and AMZN collapsed in value shortly afterwards max

>> No.53363943

>>53363694
>Market should be at ATH and ripping towards 6000 if market participants were rational.
That would equal x27 forward earnings with 4-5% interest rates. Sounds very rational considering the last ATH was with 0% interest rates & something like x22 forward earnings. Definately rational that we have an even more heavily priced market then when we had 0% & QE infinity..

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53363949

>>53363818
on it

>> No.53363965

>>53363935
You’ve been at this for years, just give up already.

>> No.53363993

>>53363949
what in the actual fuck

>> No.53364005

>>53363922
Point still stands. Layoffs are bullish for big tech.

>>53363943
Look forward farther. The economy is ripping. Rates are coming back to 2%.

>> No.53364011
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53364011

there's always monday

>> No.53364013

>>53363779
>who cares?

Me, I don't want ugly pajeets or goblinas serving me

>> No.53364020
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>>53363848
Their new subs will have to remain subscribed for over two years before they even begin to make a return on the money they spent.

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Where did it all go wrong Russia bros? We were ahead. It should have been our century

>> No.53364032

>>53364005
>layoffs, an indicator of contraction, is a bullish sign for a sector concerned with growth

Lol

>> No.53364033

we're fucking back baby

>> No.53364045

>>53363993
The lines and rainbows are clear, 200% chance of crash within the next trading day.

>> No.53364056

>>53363943
>he took the bait

>> No.53364065

>>53364011
Yeah I'm counting on it, Mumus can't possbly keep this up.

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>>53362948
>Fractal math never lies.
keith daytrades a lot though. a little too much for me. i think we only have 1-3 Macro Show subscribers in here

>> No.53364070

>>53364028
Russia's entire existence has been shit and due to the favorable conditions makes it hard for them to be taken over but all they can do is barely scrape by

>> No.53364072
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>>53364020
>that pic

what am i looking at here

>> No.53364087

>>53364005
God bulls are embarrassing
Just ride the market's direction like a normal person, don't fall for either sides memes

>> No.53364094

>>53363935
How much of a bag are u holding? I might buy depending on the answer.

>> No.53364102

>>53364020
Is it weird that I find that picture attractive? I can’t explain it. Maybe I’m just starved for the company of a female,

>> No.53364115

>>53364032
Look forward to RECOVERY. These layoffs have been expected. Contraction was priced in already.

>> No.53364129

>>53364072
that's a woman suffering because of the patriarchy

>> No.53364132

The whites. The white teenagers. With robinhood accounts. They squeezed me. They squeezed my COIN short.

I will never forgive the white robinhood zoomies for this.

>> No.53364145

>>53362948
>>53364066
keith is a manlet faggot. has been since 2009

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>>53363868
and NFLX still missed EPS by -78% AFTER LOWERING IT BY -75% compared to last quarter. they actually almost lost money this quarter

>> No.53364154

>>53364129
Good.

>> No.53364155

50bps is bullish at this point

>> No.53364161

>>53364115
This ain’t 2020 anymore.

>> No.53364173

>>53364066
>he daytrades a lot
he doesn't trade at all, lmao. He makes his money off newletters

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>>53364145
>keith is a manlet faggot. has been since 2009
keith is dabbing on this bear market and gaining haters along the way

>> No.53364184

I'm glad I fomoed into AMZN last week

>> No.53364185

>>53364155
100bps is priced in as bullish, because it means the recession won't last as long

>> No.53364197

>>53364132
If you go back to Wisconsin and beg Kyle to forgive you for being a massive nerd maybe he will put a stop to it.

>> No.53364205
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I am the only one in this thread who is long WIX. The company is headquartered in Tel Aviv, Israel

>> No.53364209

>>53364032
layoffs usually hit the shittiest employees, and lowers the company's ongoing expenses

>> No.53364237

>>53364182
i've hated him for 13 years

>> No.53364278
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53364278

Best clothing stock?

>> No.53364279

>>53364161
2020 v2 is coming whether rates go to 0 or 2% or 5%. V-shaped recovery either way, whether it's through the most likely outcome (super strong economy) or through a recession and mega QE.

>> No.53364293

>>53364237
why?

>> No.53364305

>>53363771
>>53363824
>>53363780
SNEED
We did this in october and in july too kek. If you guys are expecting a market implosion from earnings you're silly because the market makers are determined to find every earnings report "secretly bullish". Like remember when Amazon and Faceberg fucking collapsed like shitcoins down 10% after hours but the overall market just crabbed back up the next week. It's like that. Market not give fucks.

>> No.53364330

>>53364293
because he was smug as fuck back then peddling his newsletters. being the only hedgefund that doesn't trade. silver spoon dork that didn't deserve anything

>> No.53364335

>>53364205
Never heard of it

>> No.53364339

>>53364279
>Nothing matters
At this point, even commie-anon has a better arguement for the future than you

>> No.53364340

>>53364305
Yeah I guess you're right they can ignore bad earnings forever, I think I'll go leveraged long here, line only goes up

>> No.53364349

>>53364335
It's one of those WYSIWYG website builders for retards

>> No.53364351

>>53364278
aritzia

>> No.53364353

every time recession is trending on twitter that's a bullish signal

>> No.53364362

>>53364278
The ZARA pants I got today dont fit me, I'm so sad. They're all too loose

>> No.53364419

>>53364349
I guess I could see it pumping for no reason like Carvana

>> No.53364425

>>53364330
>being the only hedgefund that doesn't trade
he trades now but you have to have a Macro Pro subscription to see it. that shit is like 5k$/year or something. fuck that. i just like the Macro Show

>> No.53364427

>>53363723
You know the major indexes are coming off from being overbought ahead of major rate hikes in less than 2 weeks right?

>> No.53364435

>>53364427
rsi is a meme

>> No.53364444

>>53364209
Mass layoffs like we are seeing are bad news in general for a high growth sector like tech. Like extremely bad. Means they don’t see the economy improving enough in the short-term to justify their COVID hires.

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53364460

whats the difference between russell 1000 growth and russell 1000 value?

>> No.53364468

>>53364197
Please tell your cousins Kyle and Brad and Brock to stop buying COIN.

>> No.53364476

>>53364427
>>53364444
literally this shit doesn't fucking matter.
when will bers understand.

>> No.53364487

>>53364305
Because markets look forward. The only thing coming in the future is another massive bull market as explained in >>53364279, bad earnings are just a buying opportunity in blue-chip companies with the expectation of better future earnings, and good earnings imply EVEN BETTER future earnings.

>>53364339
Where have I said nothing matters? My position is that there's nowhere to go but up, any possible bad news has been priced in, and all possible outcomes regarding the Fed and inflation are good for stocks long-run, so look forward and buy buy buy buy buy.

>> No.53364494

Kyle, Brady, Hunter, Cody, Scott, Billiejoe, Cooter, and Chet have all squeezed me. My day has been ruined.

>> No.53364505

>>53364444
Bad news means good news in the future and good news means better news in the future. Worst's over.

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53364525

>>53364494
Don't forget about La'Shawnda, her little bitcoin stock be twerkin. She also dabbed on you

>> No.53364544

>>53364444
It's good for inflation

>> No.53364553

>>53364460
You have to read the holdings list. Sometimes the ETF's name might not even match the holdings

>> No.53364561

>>53364487
You said rates between 0-5% don't matter either way.
Super strong eco or recession don't matter either way.
Literally - nothing matters
>There is nowhere to go
To the right, up a little, down a little, to the right, repeat.

>> No.53364564
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53364564

Just don't sell. It's that easy

>> No.53364565

>>53364525
La'Shawnda you stupid fat bitch. You are not a bossgirl because you bought ShitCo call options during a bear market rally. I am going to pour zatarans jamalaya and gasoline into your black cunt

>> No.53364574

>>53364553
thats it just the holdings?

>> No.53364575

>>53364544
Inflation is over. Annualize the MoM print. Most likely outcome from here is aggressive rate cuts once it's clear to the Fed that inflation is over to avoid a recession.

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53364577

>>53364487

>> No.53364584

Chet, Zach, Cody, Brody, Hunter, Rajesh, and Zhang are fucking me

At least me SAVA short straddles have been perfect this month. All of the SAVA options I sold - to- open have expired worthless

>> No.53364585
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53364585

>>53363189
+3% :)))))

>> No.53364596

>>53364577
>Japan
Who cares. They don't have TECH. They aren't innovative. US stock market is mostly flat modulo tech too.

>> No.53364620

>>53364577
With dividends its not as bad as it looks. People are still up a shitton. Japan is much more dividend focused. They probably 4x'd there money since the 80's, which isn't amazing, but still still pretty good.

>> No.53364633

>>53364487
>QE
Would hyperinflate the currency to worthlessness
>v-shaped recovery
The market hasn't even crashed yet I'm sorry this is your first 'bear'.

>> No.53364677

>>53364665
>>53364665
>>53364665

>> No.53364680

>>53364596
>Japan no tech
nigga
>US stock market is mostly flat modulo tech too.
Okay, so your bull case is just that tech will keep growing forever? No cyclical downturns?
>>53364620
Japan has had heavy QE for some time, Idk if the yield is actually that good. You'd have to snipe low p/e, not hold 80 p/e stocks 40 years like a tard. You know what I mean.

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53364691

>>53364151
>34 X earnings for a business that's hit the growth wall and incorporated an advertising model it never wanted

>> No.53364696

2nd layoff in a row in the company I'm working at... what the hell m8

>> No.53364701

>>53364633
This was one of the biggest crashes in history what're you talking about? Economic fundamentals were great literally every step of the way too.

Also the Fed will absolutely start QE again if there's somehow a recession which will be extremely bullish for stocks.

>>53364680
My case is that the cyclical downturn in tech is over, the worst was priced in already. Up only from here. This will lift the indices to ATH and beyond.

>> No.53364716

>>53364696
TWICE as bullish

>> No.53364724

>>53364691
>growth wall
How is it at a growth wall with huge sub growth? Netflix has plenty of room to grow.

>> No.53364753

>>53364701
> Economic fundamentals were great literally every step of the way too.
Only 3 out of 20 hiking cycles in history did not end in a recession, and the Fed wants to stop being the markets' drug dealer. I wouldn't be so cocky
> the worst was priced in already.
Not if earnings go down, the multiple goes up, and the market really gets on to the back foot. People aren't really nervous yet.

>> No.53365201

>>53364305
Read the thread before replying stupid knuckledragger

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>>53364033
Stop fucking babies, disgusting kike