/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53348559]

Alien edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

Previous >>53346541

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348569]

CLOSE THE MARKETS ALREADY!!!!

[Anonymous No.53348578]

imagine selling before the pivot in february

[Anonymous No.53348590]

>>53348569
LETS FUCKING RIDE QUASAR

[Anonymous No.53348592]

die NFLX, DIE

[Anonymous No.53348594]

market close 4B to sell side... that's a lot

[Anonymous No.53348595]

>>53346843
On that note anyone got alter atives to TurboTax. They put two homos in a commercial

I dont want to give them money just to report my 2022 stock market losses

[Anonymous No.53348601]

if digits or red id then NFLX is gonna fucking dump

[Anonymous No.53348606]

>>53348595
I got no complaints about TaxAct.

[Anonymous No.53348607]

I bought netflix puts so baggie wont be alone

[Anonymous No.53348611]

In retrospect I should've sold SOXL at 13.50 my bags wouldve been nearly a breakeven after lowering my loss by buying more

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348612]

>>53348578
IMAGINE IF THEY KEEP RAISING RATES UNTIL JUNE AND KEEP THEM THERE UNTIL TRUMP JUST SHIT CANS POWELL AND PUTS MNUCHEN AS CHAIR OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE IN 2025

[Anonymous No.53348613]

WELCOME2
BOBO
TOWN

[Anonymous No.53348626]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.53348627]

I love /smg/ OC

[Anonymous No.53348629]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348630]

>>53348590
I COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE 20%

[Anonymous No.53348631]

I don't know where we're going, but I'm strapped in for the ride

[Anonymous No.53348634]

>>53348595
I switched to H&R Block several years ago after Turbo Jew removed one fucking form I needed from their basic software and stuck it in a more expensive version.

[Anonymous No.53348636]

any video leaks yet of that lavergne officer taking multiple cocks at once?

[Anonymous No.53348642]

>>53348559
What percentage of Nig Nogs and latinos in america actually buy and sell stocks? What percentage of americans buy and sell stocks outside of a 401k on a regular basis?

[Anonymous No.53348645]

>everything red
>on no news

[Anonymous No.53348647]

i hope to god baggie closed those puts before close

[Anonymous No.53348648]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53348654]

>>53348607

[Anonymous No.53348655]

fuck

[Anonymous No.53348659]

WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR A TOTALLY LEGIT 2% DAY TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.53348662]

>>53348630
Hope you bought some calls too.

[Anonymous No.53348663]

>>53348626
shrimpin aint easy...

[Anonymous No.53348669]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAGGIE WE GOT HEEMED SO HARD

[Anonymous No.53348671]

>>53348601
>53348601
>5334860
>533486
>53348
>5334
>533
Checked them dubs AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53348672]

>>53348606
Ya taxact is great. I like it a lot more than turbotax. It's far easier to use if you have even the slightest amount of tax literacy (turbotax is built to be retard-proof, and its UI reflects it), and way easier if you are not itemizing.

[Anonymous No.53348673]

NFLX kangarooing up and down by like $15 every two seconds is fucking insane

Also this fucking game SOXX is playing where it tongues the 200 dma is really pissing me off

[Anonymous No.53348674]

0.21 / 0.5934 7.85B / 7.84B

[Anonymous No.53348675]

>>53348627
the bobo banging on the door posts always gets a chuckle out of me

[Anonymous No.53348678]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53348684]

rip. never sell naked calls

[Anonymous No.53348685]

>>53348675
>Hear furious knocking at your door
>See this
What do?

[Anonymous No.53348686]

>>53348626
+0.19%
cozy and uneventful day

[atg No.53348689]

>>53348559
how much i can make from the stock market bros? i have 50k

[Anonymous No.53348699]

>>53348685
for some reason, bullish shitposts aren't as funny

[Anonymous No.53348701]

unbelievably schizo NFLX action. That's why I bought march puts

[Anonymous No.53348703]

>>53348689
Just wait a few months for it to find a bottom. then buy good companies for a discount

[Anonymous No.53348707]

>>53348686
>Menorah
?????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.53348709]

>>53348689
plenty the more you have the easier it is

[Anonymous No.53348711]

>that pump
I feel slightly euphoric.

[Anonymous No.53348712]

>>53348684
you're potentially still fine.

[Anonymous No.53348716]

>>53348569
Baggie are you okay?

[Anonymous No.53348717]

uhoh stinky

[Anonymous No.53348718]

>>53348684
sell vertical spreads instead...

[Anonymous No.53348719]

Computer look at NFLX!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348720]

fuck

[Anonymous No.53348721]

>>53348626
>XLB: -0.76%
>XLC: 0.49%
>XLE: 1.21%
>XLF: -1.22%
>XLI: -2.04%
>XLK: -1.14%
>XLP: -0.95%
>XLRE: -0.44%
>XLU: -0.99%
>XLV: 0.25%
>XLY: -1.67%

>Me: 4.08%
>YTD: 5.04%

XLC's outperformance still makes no sense. I mean Meta? Google? Netflix? All trash.

[Anonymous No.53348723]

>>53348699
Why not?

[Anonymous No.53348724]

Lol if bullshit like NFLX is doing fine then the bear case is absolutely crushed.

NFLX resuming buybacks this year. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53348736]

>>53348712
it's another anon, not me. I'm sitting comfy

[Anonymous No.53348737]

>>53348626
I unheemed my shorts.

[Anonymous No.53348740]

I like Desantis because he's backed by Ken Griffin and that makes the baggies mad.

[Anonymous No.53348742]

>>53348684
RIP fren.

[Anonymous No.53348747]

>>53348630
Why are they so expensive for being short dated. Just ignoring how much they were before its value increased. What a rip off. Ive noticed this frequently with absurdly overvalued companies, puts and calls so expensive you just know they (wallstreet) know that its overpriced

I mean come on since when did a call/put for a $50 companys stock have a 1 year leap costing $15 (30% of the stocks value) maybe 10% of the value but 30% lel? But when its something like Netflix or Zoom a single week is already just 2% of its entire value

[Anonymous No.53348748]

>>53348684
holy shit it'll be a miracle if i don't get assigned. welp it's been real

[Anonymous No.53348750]

>>53348631
Godspeed fren

[Anonymous No.53348755]

I really hope you all are buying this super tasty LMT dip lol

[Anonymous No.53348758]

>>53348645
There’s news every day, you’re just being willfully ignorant. That’s a choice on your part.

[Anonymous No.53348761]

>>53348723
I think they're more therapeutic. Especially since 99% of my losses have come from everything dumping.

[Anonymous No.53348760]

oh and look at that nflx is going down again, rip nigger bulls if they give shit guidance

[Anonymous No.53348762]

imagine being short a bull market. lol.

[Anonymous No.53348765]

>>53348748
the numbers aren't crazy. possible overreaction, just the subscriber numbers show growth. there's a chance anon

[Anonymous No.53348773]

I will lose my shit if it actually breaks above 350 because they announce surprise layoffs.

[Anonymous No.53348774]

> baggie bought nflx puts

Thats why you should always inverse baggie

[Anonymous No.53348776]

>>53348758
Bears should be able to point to specific information regarding the dump of literally everything all at the same time, but almost every time they can't

[Anonymous No.53348784]

>he bet against netflix and chill

[Anonymous No.53348786]

>>53348626
cash

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348789]

I can't wait for these fucks to get caught cooking the books. No way these NFLX numbers are real. #Fake&Gay

[Anonymous No.53348792]

>>53348765
I don't have a dog in this fight but that is some serious hopium

[Anonymous No.53348797]

>>53348784
>tfw need the $500/month Tinder plan to get thots over for Netflix and Chill

[Anonymous No.53348800]

>>53348634
Kek I was forced for the bigger package just because of stocks. If I didnt trade stocks I could do it for free.

>>53348606
Does it have an easy import of stock trades? ;_; the biggest hassle is carrying over previous years losses. I was up in 2021, down in 2022. Not sure if I had any carry over losses from 2021 but doubt it.

Wew at least I exited with most of my money months ago, just playing with a tiny amount now. I'd be heemed otherwise.

[Anonymous No.53348802]

What a gigadump NEON sisters, back to waiting for months until the next retard rally

[Anonymous No.53348807]

>>53348774
it's fucking comical lmao, imagine buying options on an underlying with an expected 10% move

[Anonymous No.53348815]

Where exactly did Zogflix get all the money?

[Anonymous No.53348816]

>>53348797
They should have made it $5,000 a month so poorfags cannot reproduce

[Anonymous No.53348819]

>>53348755
>LMT
I'm more of an RTX guy

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348826]

>>53348807
imagine going through life and not even living like every day like it could be your last

[Anonymous No.53348838]

>>53348684
the strike is 350, you're still in OK shape. they pumped for about 5 minutes on the fact they added a good amount of subscribers, but its not like it was an earth-shattering earnings beat or some shit

[Anonymous No.53348841]

>>53348819
LMT has the alien tech at skunkworks

[Anonymous No.53348849]

>>53348800
>Does it have an easy import of stock trades?
Only for a handful of brokers, but apparently they allow .csv importing as well so that's neat.

NB: This level with 1099-B's costs $35 for Federal and $45 for State.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348853]

>>53348838
it's all going to get erased when congress cancels all the government subscriptions as part of the extraordinary measures.

[atg No.53348861]

>>53348703
thanks for the advice anon, do you think there will be a recession in the us?

[Anonymous No.53348862]

>>53348816
Now that you mention it, the $500/month plan is an excellent thotmagnet. It highlights dudes who are both desperate and loaded...

[Anonymous No.53348868]

>>53348428
>>53348590

[Anonymous No.53348871]

>NFLX is in the red again

[Anonymous No.53348876]

before i declare bankruptcy, im taking out 30k line of credit and throwing it on 0de yolos
dead serious i will make a post.

[Anonymous No.53348878]

Average revenue per subscription increased, subscribers increased. But bears will still screech about muh recession. LOL.

[Anonymous No.53348882]

>>53348776
Uh anon most bears here are mumus larping

[Anonymous No.53348884]

>>53348819
GD and LMT are better value plays and their dividends are safer for maintaining and growing

RTX is on my watchlist tho

[Anonymous No.53348890]

>>53348876
You know when declaring bankruptcy, the judge actually reviews shit you do, right?

[Anonymous No.53348891]

>>53348569

[Anonymous No.53348914]

>>53348853
>it's all going to get erased when congress cancels all the government subscriptions as part of the extraordinary measures.
the gov't has netflix subscriptions? wut

[Anonymous No.53348922]

>>53348861
Yes there will be a recession anon. We are in one currently

[Anonymous No.53348925]

Bull bros....

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53348930]

>>53348914
yeah they got pelaton subscriptions too, even though they don't get any bikes. it was part of the line the congress's pockets with covid money program

[Anonymous No.53348942]

Oil Brothers
We are back

[Anonymous No.53348944]

>>53348878
retards are addicted to stupid shows and will eat beans rather than unsubscribe from from the boob tube. not indicative of anything.

[Anonymous No.53348945]

>>53348930
gotta pooomp that gdp

[Anonymous No.53348957]

jxn

[Anonymous No.53348960]

>>53348944
Yeah I'm sure the average Netflix user is sacrificing groceries for their subscription. Lol.

[Anonymous No.53348961]

>>53348747
>he doesn't know about vega

ngmi

[Anonymous No.53348970]

>>53348960
theyre going to skip paying rent so they can watch netflix.

[Anonymous No.53348972]

>>53348747
IV it at its highest just before earnings, its why buying such contracts is a generally dumb idea. Unless you know you're right in a big way.

[Anonymous No.53348989]

buy weed and psilocybin stocks

[Anonymous No.53348994]

>>53348970
COPE AND SEETHE
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S
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[atg No.53348998]

>>53348922
i mean a real hardcore recession?

[Anonymous No.53349011]

...that was it?

[Anonymous No.53349013]

>>53348957
Based. I have no idea what they do, but it's my favourite stock

[Anonymous No.53349022]

>>53348998
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53349084]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53349085]

I dont get it. They are big tech but no layoffs. Wouldn't they be effected by interest rate hikes? What the fuck is their secret to running such a successful business, spying on 4chan cant be THAT profitable what would you do with the pathetic boring shit posted here?

[Anonymous No.53349094]

>>53348765
How did they miss exptected eps despite beating their estimated new subscriber numbers? Did more people leave than were added?

[Anonymous No.53349099]

Buy puts

[Anonymous No.53349102]

Is there an ETF for crypto where it just holds the market cap of each coin?

[Anonymous No.53349121]

12 cents per share of earnings, what a roaring, healthy bull market!
I'm sure those two new customers they added will grow that to 14 cents soon

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349127]

>>53349084
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53349129]

>>53349099
lmao yes the more put buying cattle the more i make.

[Anonymous No.53349134]

It's over for Mumu

[Anonymous No.53349137]

>>53349085
Most of their work is contracted out to defense companies. If they wanted to cut back spending, they would just stop renewing contracts. You wouldn't hear about the companies doing layoffs because there wouldn't be huge numbers of employees at once... it'd be a few hundred here, a few hundred there, for each contract.
Also, none of that is happening because their budget, which is probably classified, just keeps going up anyway!

[Anonymous No.53349152]

>>53349085
they're over 50% women
if they fire holes, they look racist, if they fire men they go offline

[Anonymous No.53349156]

>>53349085
It's a government agency, they just print money

[Anonymous No.53349171]

Buy bitfarms and wait. That's it

[Anonymous No.53349175]

>>53349134
stupid pajeet pepe

[Anonymous No.53349182]

are slurpers getting tired yet? holy fuck its been three years of slurping for no reason

[Anonymous No.53349205]

>>53348884
Based GD shill.

t. bought more today

[Anonymous No.53349212]

>>53349175
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little shit

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349220]

What are the chances that we limit down and NFLX still takes a nose dive of 10% or more?

[Anonymous No.53349246]

>>53349220
c'mon dude what a cope. at least own up to a lost when it happens

[Anonymous No.53349249]

>>53349182
They didn't forget their training, that's all they know.
>line go up?
>buy
>line go down?
>buy

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349254]

>>53349246
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!?! HELL NO!!! AND ITS NOT OVER NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53349264]

this clown market is fucking great
just sayin

[Anonymous No.53349273]

>>53349182
I never get tired of slurping

[Anonymous No.53349279]

>>53349182
can't believe people are slurping on NO NEWS

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349287]

>>53349264
She looks like Biden's press secretary if she wasn't black.

[Anonymous No.53349290]

>>53349279
abominable slurping behavior
also i hate you

[Anonymous No.53349292]

Was the insider sell signal, "Jerome Powell has Covid?"

We've seen this used in the media before with other figureheads.

Im following a lifelong CBOE analyst that believes one more rally to the upside at 403 is coming but I feel like I missed the bus. The put contracts I was going to hammer are up 30%

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349299]

>>53349264
>>53349287
What's her name? Kareem Abdul-EBT?

[Anonymous No.53349303]

>>53349182
Gonna be slurping for the next 6 years.

[Anonymous No.53349315]

W-Will we be green tomorrow...?

[Anonymous No.53349339]

>>53349152
>NSA goes offline
shiet. How do we meme bait NSA trannies here into an hero'ing and push the last remaining men that work at NSA go crazy and postal? Fedposting on pol just gets boring CIAfags so thats not enough. Maybe fedposting on g?

[Anonymous No.53349342]

market is gay.

prove me wrong. PROTIP: you can't.

[Anonymous No.53349343]

>>53349315
Probably not, it's opex with a bearish trend.

[Anonymous No.53349344]

>>53349315
396

[Anonymous No.53349347]

>>53348559
What would you guys say is the intangible component of a company's value? How much of name recognition, reputation, etc., is priced in? For example (I'm just throwing out random numbers here), would it be true to say that AAPL's price is 50% hype and 50% real, hard number, tangible value?

[Anonymous No.53349351]

AAPL looks really good here. Send it to 150.

[Anonymous No.53349355]

>>53348994
about what? poor people have shit spending habits. theyre probably paying for netflix with their credit card.

[Anonymous No.53349367]

>>53349339
tbqh I thought your question was about NFLX

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349368]

LOOK AT NFLX COMPUTER!!!!

[Anonymous No.53349383]

is UUUU still a good stock to buy??

[Anonymous No.53349404]

>>53349355
why would you pay for anything ever not with a credit card?
do you even know how credit cards work and their effect on the price of literally everything at places that accept credit cards?
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53349405]

>>53349182
tired? no no my good lad I'm just getting warmed up. (I will slurp for 2 years with current cash flow and then if needed tap into my savings that's another 2 years of slurping. Total slurp capacity: 4 years)

[Anonymous No.53349409]

>>53349368
Its still up 6% .

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53349425]

>>53349404

[Anonymous No.53349435]

>>53349405
show me your watch list

[Anonymous No.53349436]

>>53349404
yeah fucking kikes charge more for using the card

[Anonymous No.53349442]

seeing this tripfaggot buying puts at large premiums has made me decide to be a theta seller. Would someone with experience in selling options give me a the low down on how to go about it? A guide to selling options if you will.

[Anonymous No.53349457]

>>53349436
every price gets raised though, so physical cash is dead
you only get refunded if you use credit

[Anonymous No.53349461]

>>53349442
you click on 'sell to open' instead of 'buy to open'
enjoy your riches

[Anonymous No.53349460]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53349491]

>>53349457
i'm talking about the 3% fee most small business charge for using a card because they're too lazy/stupid to factor it into the cost of their goods

[Anonymous No.53349510]

>>53349435
not going to reveal my watchlist that would be bad luck. So here's a few specks of gold dust amongst the chicken feed: VOX, BHP, SQM, MPE, GLNG, SBR, SBSW, CRT, SJT, PRT, JPM, C, EC, PVL, RGLD, WPM, RIO, BHP, PBR, FTCO, BAE, TFPM

[Anonymous No.53349524]

look up cash secured puts or covered calls

[Anonymous No.53349526]

>>53349461
thinking about it, its all naked selling isnt it? an added risk. im interested in how far out is safe enough but i suppose i can look at what i want to sell options for and decide myself. for instance selling calls for SPY over 415 or is safe.

[Anonymous No.53349535]

>>53349182
wtf is a slurper

>inb4 ur mom

[Anonymous No.53349543]

>>53349535
>wtf is a slurper

[Anonymous No.53349544]

>>53349535

[Anonymous No.53349550]

>>53348559
what are the best dividend stocks?

[Anonymous No.53349555]

>>53349535
Your sister.
Someone who buys the dip.
Your granny.

[Anonymous No.53349562]

>>53349535
Endless cost averagers and dip buyers.

[Anonymous No.53349565]

>>53348559
Oilchads, what's the thinking on CTRA? I want to dive into the fossil-fueled future.

[Anonymous No.53349566]

Niggerflix:
revenues up 2% yoy. operating expenses up a tad more
The major difference from 2022 is $400M more in
>Interest and other income (expense)
interest expenses? These reports are always so vague.
all their cash flow disappeared into "purchases of short term investments"
>Going forward, Netflix will no longer give subscriber guidance, although it will still report those numbers in future earnings reports. The rationale is that the company is growing its focus on revenue as its primary top line metric instead of membership growth.
membership growth has peaked
>. From our experience in Latin America, we expect some cancel reaction in each market when we roll out paid sharing, which
impacts near term member growth. But as borrower households begin to activate their own standalone
accounts and extra member accounts are added, we expect to see improved overall revenue, which is
our goal with all plan and pricing changes.
they're running out of ways to increase revenues

low debt levels, supposedly popular content, but increased expenses and questionable growth prospects.
anon gives a fair value of $200

[Anonymous No.53349572]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53349583]

>>53349535

[Anonymous No.53349586]

>>53348559
Why did Google pump so much today?

[Anonymous No.53349589]

>>53349572
WTF is with these random Turks filming women while they serve them food?

[Anonymous No.53349613]

>>53349550
use a dividend screener, sort by highest % and go all in on that one.

[Anonymous No.53349625]

Another relaxing day. Got W-2s and all the interest income forms from the banks in. Just waiting for E-Trade to put out the 1099 then I can finally do up my taxes and get my fat refund. (well technically its uh both me and the Wife's refund but uh well I kinda don't tell her about it you see. What? Hey its not like I blow it on dumb shat, I punt it into the bank)

[Anonymous No.53349629]

OK I don't normally look at or know how to read earnings. but isn't this basically a disaster? why is NFLX going up when they missed eps estimates by 75%?

[Anonymous No.53349633]

>>53349566
Netflix is basically a ponzi scheme. They spend a bunch of money on some trash, everyone watches it week 1, and then they pretend it's value continues on for 2 more years.
So cashflow will never really exist.
2% growth with 8% inflation is actually shrinking by 5%/year, although if we get deflation it's not like they'd see subscriber losses. It is indicative that they lack pricing power though, which is clearly a negative.

I like netflix, but its stupidly valued even today.

[Anonymous No.53349655]

>GNS trading at 2.50
I could've made $17,000 instead of 1k if just held

[Anonymous No.53349656]

>>53349613
Kek.

[Anonymous No.53349661]

last thread some anon said that lael brainerd was very dovish. where the fuck did she indicate that she was dovish in the speech today?
>in b4 lael brainerd-poster

[Anonymous No.53349671]

>>53349661
She said, and I quote:
>I am going to suck off every single bull for keeping this market afloat.

[Anonymous No.53349676]

>>53349633
I’m surprised no one is really competing with them as a free streaming service with ads. Seems like if you made good (by which I just mean expensive, high production quality, etc) content and gave it away for free people would watch it even with ads. It’s not like youtube can’t get viewers because of ads or anything. Surprised no one is making Game of Thrones type stuff and just blasting it out to a billion viewers for free and raking in ad rev.

[Anonymous No.53349688]

>>53349676
It's funny because that's how TV worked for the last fucking century lmao. There's that one company with the Drew Barrymore commercials, I think.

[Anonymous No.53349690]

>>53349550
My favorite is O

[Anonymous No.53349693]

>>53349676
Isn't that just called... regular television?

[Anonymous No.53349699]

>>53349671
>id begins with hag
lol

[Anonymous No.53349701]

Fucking kek! Cubicle cucks are such man children they literally need instructions on how to drink coffee. Also,
>NFLX
lol at baggot

[Anonymous No.53349706]

>>53349655
might go even higher tomorrow, you can still buy

[Anonymous No.53349708]

>>53349613
I can't believe what I have been missing out on...

[Anonymous No.53349717]

>>53349629
I believe this is a short squeeze and nothing more. Their subscriber additions would be exciting if they could do that every quarter, but that's unlikely.
Their growth is in foreign markets who are worth about 60% of a US customer.

[Anonymous No.53349723]

>>53349706
I'm already out. Not chasing fomo now. Still sucks I missed out so much, but with hindsight you can make millions every day

[Anonymous No.53349728]

>>53349699
Oh shit lmao

[Anonymous No.53349733]

Follow my twitter anon https://twitter.com/momentumbull/status/1616182839854387200?s=46&t=qqLWL8-k1BABSgrRq_ml_A

[Anonymous No.53349750]

>>53349733
what does gamma say about natural gas?

[Anonymous No.53349779]

What the fuck happened to the general? Did everyone just jump off a cliff? This place is as dead as a Saturday night

[Anonymous No.53349782]

>>53348590
i'm unironically gonna make it no way hammer price is above 350 tomorrow. quasar tho idk

[Anonymous No.53349783]

AH offerings should be illegal

[Anonymous No.53349787]

>>53349779
Everyone roped again after 2 consecutive surprise sex days.

[Anonymous No.53349790]

I just want you fucknuts to know that I know that you know that I know you watch CNBC and Bloomberg for your "alpha"

[Anonymous No.53349794]

>>53349782
lmao

[Anonymous No.53349805]

>>53349790

[Anonymous No.53349806]

>>53348569
Kike fuck off already we're all tired of your kikery go back to Auschwitz

[Anonymous No.53349823]

>>53349805
I watch it on YouTube, I don't own a tv apart from the one I used for videogames which doesn't count

[Anonymous No.53349833]

Tomorrow my fungal research supplies shall arrive.

[Anonymous No.53349836]

>>53349823
Yeah, I have a TV which is basically a big monitor for my living room PC. Even then, I don't watch anything besides gaymen.

[Anonymous No.53349842]

Cup and handle I see lets see if it shall be.

[Anonymous No.53349843]

>>53349779
what do you want to talk about? im gonna try and sell options and Im also looking for the natural gas bottom. what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.53349860]

bagholding these three stocks:
NRSN
PRE
VVOS
just gonna go get the rope

[Anonymous No.53349866]

>>53349843
I want to talk about how this >>53349836 disgusting grasshopper should never be posted here again

[Anonymous No.53349877]

>>53349833
Checked and spore based
What're you growing?

[Anonymous No.53349886]

>>53349866
everyone on smg like to post ugly weird looking girls for some reason. i think ugly people think they have a chance with ugly girls. the most ugly bitch to ever be posted is that ugly fat socialist hispanic bitch. i agree, it needs to stop. the jannie bans me for dumb shit but wont eradicate the fugly bitch posters.

[Anonymous No.53349890]

>>53349866
Agreed
I hate this cunt and the other cunt (the avengers one) who get spammed here
Spam Olivia Costa desu and I know she's not real before you tell me

[Anonymous No.53349895]

Held my BBBY puts to close, still in the red

[Anonymous No.53349919]

>>53349671
>>53349728
Does pic rel bear a resemblance to lael?

[Anonymous No.53349944]

>>53349843
>natural gas bottom

[Anonymous No.53349964]

im gonna get drunk this weekend. i made so much money already in 2023.

[Anonymous No.53349983]

>>53349944
NG may just dump and crab, thats true. doubt we'll see a NG bull market again.

[Anonymous No.53349989]

>>53349890
Yes, Liz isn't cute either, she has an alien face and a completely average body. She only got famous because her sisters got raped by Jews for decades.

[Anonymous No.53349995]

>>53349877
B+ and golden teacher

[Anonymous No.53350012]

>>53348989
I would, but only if you phrase it as
>buy weed and psilocybin... stocks

[Anonymous No.53350026]

>>53349989
>raped
Women chose all this, they fucking begged for freedom and simps gave it to them. Both need genocide, simps and women.

[Anonymous No.53350042]

>>53349964
how?

[Anonymous No.53350045]

>>53349895
the CTB is higher than it was during the august squeeze, if you want to short it just wait for the actual squeeze to happen

[Anonymous No.53350053]

I know I am gonna be mad at myself for not shorting nflx if it breaks 360 by next Thursday

[Anonymous No.53350072]

>>53350042
KOLD calls

[Anonymous No.53350078]

Should I add VYM to my roth to spice things up? I have VTI, VNQ, VEU, and VBR

[Anonymous No.53350086]

>>53349102
I think BITW (https://bitwiseinvestments.com/crypto-funds/bitw)) is the best you can get, but it's only the top 10 coins. There's also a lot of gay ETF coin handling fuckery that impacts the NAV (thanks SEC). Hence why a lot of stock folks play COIN or Bitcoin/crypto miners.

[Anonymous No.53350096]

>>53349886
The only /smg/ approved woman is actually a man, and she's already claimed. Wednesday is a tranny, and he's MY tranny.

[Anonymous No.53350110]

>>53349779
Everyone's on vacation, paid for with their massive gains.

[Anonymous No.53350133]

>>53350110
But the eternal crab gives nobody gains

[Anonymous No.53350139]

>>53349442
Check out thetagang. There's a guy called "scottishtrader" on reddit that has a decent guide for wheeling/CSPs. There are a lot of tastytrade videos you can watch. Some of the backtesting is cool to see. But know that those (((people))) are are salesmen.

[Anonymous No.53350143]

>>53350133
>he doesn't have short straddles to harvest premium in crab markets

ngmi

[Anonymous No.53350150]

>>53350096
The only /smg/ approved women are female brokers

[Anonymous No.53350156]

>>53349866
Hammerhead or ayy lmao is more accurate.

[Anonymous No.53350157]

>hello Warren Buffet
>You will never guess what
>I have 3000 shares of OXY
>I will sell them to you, and just for you, $130 per share
>I know a steal right?
>no I will not lower the price
>NO I WILL NOT HOLD

[Anonymous No.53350160]

>>53349583
what is that?

[Anonymous No.53350164]

>>53350156
I prefer sid

[Anonymous No.53350166]

Netflix is already +7% .

[Anonymous No.53350177]

>>53350164
Based turn of the millennium kino enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.53350182]

>>53350133
>>53350143
This. Selling options is a strategy, anon.

[Anonymous No.53350184]

>>53349347
This is close to what you're asking about, I think. Always felt it was a bullshit line item: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/goodwill.asp

[Anonymous No.53350189]

>>53350182
is it possible to lose all your money though? isn't it risky.

[Anonymous No.53350199]

>>53350177
who even is this?

[Anonymous No.53350202]

>>53350166
>ends tomorrow -7% to short all rallies

[Anonymous No.53350205]

>>53350199
Nobody anon. She's nobody...

[Anonymous No.53350220]

>>53350189
Yeah, it's risky. It's like selling insurance. You might have to pay.

[Anonymous No.53350221]

>>53349565
I know nothing about the Permian basin or fracking. My portfolio is still 80% oil.

[Anonymous No.53350226]

>>53350189
well yeah, no risk no reward. but the secret is that options isn't as risky as you think if you know what you're doing. you can use contracts to cover other contracts for example, there are so many ways to skin the cat so to speak

memes aside if you don't know what you're doing, best you just sit there and suffer lel

[Anonymous No.53350244]

>>53350226
so basically if i sell one spy put @ 395, im on the hook for $39,500 exposed?

[Anonymous No.53350253]

>>53350226
whats intro level option selling then? something a beginner can do. Ive done covered calls already.

[Anonymous No.53350256]

>>53349625
Lying by omission is still lying, KO Boomer.

[Anonymous No.53350261]

>>53350253
Selling cash-secured puts is another beginner option.

[Anonymous No.53350272]

>>53349661
My theory is that since Jerome's out with COVID, he asked all the other governors to step in and give hawk speeches on his behalf temporarily.

[Anonymous No.53350280]

>>53350244
you're agreeing to buy spy @ 395 by the expiry, you can buy it back at any point for a profit or loss, if spy is 394.99 or lower you'll be assigned and buy 100 shares at 395.

[Anonymous No.53350285]

>>53350244
Yes. Cash secured puts are pretty weak. Maybe since cash is kang its not so bad you get the 4% from cash position.

[Anonymous No.53350289]

>>53350244
Yes, or you can cap your strangles you sell on both ends so you're not naked so it doesn't tie up collateral, also known as buying iron butterflies

[Anonymous No.53350300]

>>53350244
if you do it naked, yes. most people don't trade naked. and in fact, most contracts don't ever get assigned/exercised (it does occasionally happen though). you are "on the hook" for it to the extent the contract exists, but you can buy-put-to-close for example, and if it works out in your favor, you just pocket the money and can run all the way to the synagogue

>>53350253
see chart. the put version of a covered call is something called a Cash Secured Equity Put ,where your cash is the covered part to the covered call for example

there's also "long calls" and "long puts" where you're the premium buyer, not the seller, so there's no risk of getting assigned. if it expires in-the-money it typically gets auto-exercised though even if it's ITM by at least a penny, but uhh most people just close out the contract before getting that far

please see for more intro material. options are a tool. a collection of power tools, really. don't hurt yourself

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/rookies-corner/learn-options-trading/

[Anonymous No.53350416]

lmao this guy this morning

[Anonymous No.53350418]

>>53350133
It gives me gains

[Anonymous No.53350425]

>>53348689
Theoretically, infinite.

[Anonymous No.53350460]

>>53348689
about tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53350466]

>>53350133
>He doesn't sell covered calls

[Anonymous No.53350518]

>>53350253
Sell a 10 to 30 delta put on something stable and liquid like SPY or QQQ. Sell 30 to 45 days out. Roll down and out for a net credit if the strike gets tested. You can set a .05 cent buy to close order which lets you take the vast majority of profits before the contract is up. Or manage early based on time or % gain/loss.

[Anonymous No.53350525]

I shorted netflix and lost.

Ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.53350527]

>investment firms and smart money hoarding record amounts of cash
>must be bullish

[Anonymous No.53350532]

going to wegmans, whats everyone want?

[Anonymous No.53350540]

>>53350532
Eggs. As many as you can buy.

Physical, too. None of these paper coupons or vouchers.

[Anonymous No.53350551]

>>53350540
just buy chickens lol like bro how is there an egg shortage?

[Anonymous No.53350555]

>>53350532
Small bag of doritos corn starch n some steak tips.

Oh and CPUH.U/W

[Anonymous No.53350561]

>>53350525
Why?

[Anonymous No.53350565]

>>53350551
I tried burying some chicken breasts in my backyard but none of them grew. What am I doing wrong??

[Anonymous No.53350569]

>>53350527
Kek based Hulksters no selling those Europoors

[Anonymous No.53350573]

>>53349995
I grew some b+ a while ago and they turned out good. Starting a new batch now

[Anonymous No.53350583]

>>53350525
They polished a steaming turd.
F

[Anonymous No.53350601]

>>53350561
Because I got scammed.

[Anonymous No.53350614]

>>53350525
I got burned too, but I still don't think there is upside

[Anonymous No.53350618]

Regarding Netflix, they spent $284 per customer to make $250 revenue. $34 incremental loss per every new customer. Competitors are gaining market share from this company. I don't think it's going to hold.

[Anonymous No.53350623]

How much money do I need before I can start gambling with the big dogs

[Anonymous No.53350636]

>>53350623
$25k is what you need to avoid pattern day trading restrictions. However to trade private equity and venture capital, you have to be what's called an accredited investor (i.e. middle class, i.e a net worth of $1m or more).

[Anonymous No.53350644]

>>53350525
I also shorted . -35%

[Anonymous No.53350665]

>>53350644
HOLDDDDD, it's coming back down

[Anonymous No.53350691]

>>53350623
If you mean YOLOing call options on tech stocks like Softbank was doing in 2020, then you need Softbank amounts of money to be a big dog.

[Anonymous No.53350696]

does anyone know if you can use tbills to collateral a secured put?

[Anonymous No.53350717]

>>53350696
Your broker's settlement fund probably invests in T-bills, so selling a cash-secured put in the normal way is pretty close to what you're describing.

[Anonymous No.53350859]

why don't you guys just use TA on highly liquid stocks and risk management?

>uh, u-uh, I'M GOING ALL IN ON THIS PENNY SHIT! IM DOING IT! IT'S GOING TO 100x I'M SURE OF IT!

you're fucking retarded and im not surprised you're all poor here.

[Anonymous No.53350902]

>>53350859
>why don't you guys just use TA on highly liquid stocks and risk management?

but i do. leveraged etfs actually

[Anonymous No.53350939]

Really the secret is to not buy shit after its rallied for ages and also not when its just started dumping. You might not catch the bottom of a stock but you can get close if you wait, and then wait more after buying and eventually you'll be green or otherwise not lose too much if you decide to cut the bag.

[Anonymous No.53350986]

>>53350939
sir, this a 0DTE gambling general

[Anonymous No.53350989]

>>53348559
Just leaving here the smoothest, flattest piece of pussy I've seen in a while

[Anonymous No.53350991]

>>53350859
I think people were doing that in 2021 but not nearly anymore. You're thinking of Bayhorse, AQB, fuckin ACMB, what else. Now it's all bears here. It's been all bears all year, starting on two years of straight bears and we don't do that shit.

Now go back to the crypto pits.

[Anonymous No.53350993]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.53351011]

>>53350989
Nice tuck-job, very flat

[Anonymous No.53351021]

Now that the dust has settled, where do we think will markets go tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53351082]

>>53350989
stop posting men

[Anonymous No.53351100]

>>53351021
As much as I hate to say it, Im thinking crab is on the menu.

[Anonymous No.53351107]

so 3 day bullrun this time. short time market movements are so gay.

[Anonymous No.53351117]

>>53351021
>Historically speaking, a 68% cancellation rate is off the charts. Even during the darkest days of the 2008-era crash,the average builder cancellation rate only reached 47%.
https://fortune.com/2023/01/12/fed-housing-market-reset-homebuilder-cancellation-rate-spike-kb-home/
flat tomorrow, apocalypse next week as housing bubble pops
MSM isn't reporting on this because its afraid of stoking the fire

[Anonymous No.53351147]

>>53351117

[Fresh No.53351233]

>>53351217
>>53351217
>>53351217

[Anonymous No.53351238]

>>53350525
why didnt u play both sides? All you need is the movement to cover the dead leg

[Anonymous No.53351315]

>>53350199
She plays a hooker in a movie called "The Menu"

[Anonymous No.53351503]

>>53349589
Need something to post on your social media for your kebab truck business.
Can't just post endless pictures of your same 2 sloppas over and over again.