/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53345057]

Bond edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

Previous >>53343675

[Anonymous No.53345063]

No niggers general

[Anonymous No.53345071]

niggerlicious

[Anonymous No.53345096]

Is it time to re-enter AMRS?

[Anonymous No.53345098]

i have $3 cash left in my account

[Anonymous No.53345102]

I want to be worthy of a woman

[Anonymous No.53345107]

GNS

[Anonymous No.53345119]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53345121]

allow me to show you the recent arrivals

[Anonymous No.53345125]

>GNS gets halted after 4 seconds of trading after previous halt

[Anonymous No.53345138]

>>53345107
Whats the play on GNS? Looking to make some quick money.

[Anonymous No.53345142]

>>53345102
lol these russian/sandnigger hybrids man, lol

[Anonymous No.53345146]

never been so bullish in my fucking life.

[Anonymous No.53345150]

>GNS gets halted after 28 seconds of trading after previous halt

[Anonymous No.53345157]

Halting a stock should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.53345161]

This is your market referee for the next months

[Anonymous No.53345160]

>pump and dump pumps and dumps after x seconds

[Anonymous No.53345162]

Lovely thread

[Anonymous No.53345163]

IM BUYING 1000 DOLLARS OF AMAZON STOCK. IT IS TIME. I ONLY HAVE 10K.

[Anonymous No.53345170]

>>53345119
Not if your getting 7% yield and reinvesting it back in the stock. Compound interest basically.

[Anonymous No.53345172]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53345119
and they're definitely relevant and they will help you become financially indepedent

[Anonymous No.53345182]

>>53345119
>If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
But with dividends I don't have to time the market.

[Anonymous No.53345184]

>>53345162
Where is the cat? Only an underage naked thot

[Anonymous No.53345188]

>>53345162
white pride worldwide
>hank hill ass tho

[Anonymous No.53345189]

What stock would she buy?

[Anonymous No.53345192]

are you spending, anon?

[Anonymous No.53345194]

>>53345172
>help you become financially indepedent
Stock welfare is gonna make you financially independent lol ok

[Anonymous No.53345198]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-officially-hits-debt-limit-begins-extraordinary-measures-to-pay-bills-161812975.html
extraordinary measures like paying your bills later with interest

[Anonymous No.53345211]

>>53345189
ulta/lulu

[Anonymous No.53345216]

NRSN

[Anonymous No.53345226]

>>53345162
im an ass man but good lord...
i wish i got to experience some nice teddies in my life.

[Anonymous No.53345238]

so much for a fucking market when they halt it every 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.53345243]

GNS halted after 27 seconds of trading

[Anonymous No.53345244]

>>53345192
My only real expenses are my rent, food and my Internet bill

[Anonymous No.53345246]

I'm not bearish enough

[Anonymous No.53345248]

>>53345189
I hate this bitch so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.53345251]

Oil

Screencap this

[Anonymous No.53345254]

theyre killing off momentum until people get bored and volume lowers.

[Anonymous No.53345259]

>BBBY is having to borrow money just to have bankruptcy proceedings

when they go bankrupt and the stock disappears the baggies will be finished. I can't wait to see the meltdowns

[Anonymous No.53345260]

>>53345248
I talked to her this morning, let's just say she did not have too many good things to say about you as well

[Anonymous No.53345262]

>>53345194
my dividend income is very close to my annual expenses to the point if i cut back minimally i'd be financially independent

my dividend income also grows annually (and compounding) at a rate of 10-12% with reinvestments and 7-9% without reinvestment.

so yes, dividends have already made me basically financially independent.

[Anonymous No.53345279]

>>53345259
still baffled that anyone bought calls on this shit.

[Anonymous No.53345286]

>>53345279
all the leddit fags "MUH MOASS" "HODL" "BURN THE HEDGIES" it's comical

[Anonymous No.53345287]

>>53345251
Now what?

[Anonymous No.53345295]

>>53345259
Bullish.

[Anonymous No.53345303]

being a bear has never been this stylish before

[Anonymous No.53345307]

>>53345259
the video game pawnshop is the real meltdown when that shit goes otc i'm throwing a party.
>>53345279
they acted like sheep and are now in for slaughter good riddance

[Anonymous No.53345319]

>>53345303
That makes me nervous.

[Anonymous No.53345325]

>>53345279
>>53345286
>reddit retards getting what they deserve

nature is healing

[Anonymous No.53345327]

>>53345307
That one has no bonds and little debt for now but they are out of cash in a few quarters

[Anonymous No.53345334]

>my work has shitty actively managed 401k funds
Am I allowed to choose to open my own at like fidelity or vanguard or am I forced to use my employer's?

[Anonymous No.53345342]

sers why is nvda dumping on no news sers?

[Anonymous No.53345352]

where are the news to tell me what stock will make the money

[Anonymous No.53345357]

>>53345327
superwide spread but here's the bankruptcy play for them

[Anonymous No.53345360]

Alright, all in on UPRO?

[Anonymous No.53345363]

>>53345325
yup.

[Anonymous No.53345365]

>>53345107
no calls unfortuantely

[Anonymous No.53345398]

>>53345357
Just as with BBBY, don't like how much the IV premium is.

[Anonymous No.53345399]

>>53345259
They have something like 1-3 weeks left before they declare chapter 11

GME is on its way too. They haven't been able to churn a profit since 2018. And that's despite restructuring and closing stores. They'll go the same way as BBBY
>cash runs out
>stock stores with credit
>start selling junk bonds
>start skipping supplier payments
>try to renegotiate for longer bonds
>suppliers demand cash
>start skipping bond payments
>ask to be bought out for bankruptcy restructuring
>if no one wants them they declare chapter 11
GME has less than a year at the rate they are burning through their cash reserves. And they are very quiet about how bad the holiday season hit them

[Anonymous No.53345418]

>>53345399
their reserves also running low probably means they're going to do a share offering soon too

[Anonymous No.53345421]

>>53345192
Looks like people about to start drastically selling and saving more instead...

[Anonymous No.53345433]

>>53345102
Does the Bellagio allow dogs?

[Anonymous No.53345444]

>>53345433
clearly if it allows her to stay there

[Anonymous No.53345451]

>>53345192
The the average interest on this debt? Isn't it like 20%?

[Anonymous No.53345452]

>>53345352
They are called 10-K and 10-Q reports

[Anonymous No.53345456]

>>53345057
retards refuse to read fed minutes and then wonder why the market is going down on ostensibly good inflation news
THE FED SAID IF CORE INFLATION ROSE/INFLATION GOT STICKIER, THEY WERE GONNA BE HARSHER. THE MARKET IS PRICING THIS IN. THEY WANT TO AVOID LONG TERM INFLATION BEING ABOVE 2%.

[Anonymous No.53345460]

>>53345451
yeah my cc is now like 22%
I pay the statement balance off every month and reap the rewards

[Anonymous No.53345466]

>>53345399
I thought I got scammed with a GME thread link for a second. posting misleading "next thread" links should be a banable offense

[Anonymous No.53345469]

>>53345057
Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.53345471]

>>53345102
>all these newfags on Twitter falling for le trole master 2023

[Anonymous No.53345478]

>>53345102
Where do you think it all went wrong for her. Grew up without a father? Raped by her mom's boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.53345483]

>>53345192
its over

[Anonymous No.53345489]

>>53345469
If you can frontrun the settlement that raises it, yes
Until then, no

[Anonymous No.53345499]

I have come to the conclusion that neither bears nor bulls know what they are talking about and will retroactively apply things like CPI, Fed commets, etc. to explain events once they happened.

[Anonymous No.53345506]

how tf is the debt ceiling real?
like just raise it
who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.53345507]

i'm writing naked nflx calls at close, let's profit on bull hopium bros

[Anonymous No.53345513]

LMAO alec Baldwin charged with abuse of a corpse

[Anonymous No.53345518]

>>53345499
it is more so that the market is fake and gay, so trying to reason anything is astrology tier

[Anonymous No.53345522]

>double top on SPY at 389.05
its over

[Anonymous No.53345523]

>>53345507
I'll pray for you.

[Anonymous No.53345535]

>>53345357
that spread

[Anonymous No.53345540]

>>53345518
This is also a good point. It's like arguing WWE storyline.

[Anonymous No.53345542]

>>53345466
They do it usually a few times a day because they are desperate to have anyone pump them

[Anonymous No.53345554]

>>53345506
Nah they will turn it into a multi week fight and attempt to shut down the government. A large portion of national debt is social security/medicare which is just going to increase in size once the rest of the 60s cohort retires. legitimately pointless

captcha Y8A TAX

[Anonymous No.53345560]

>>53345262
>if i cut back
oh youre one of those FIRE people that think having enough to spend everyday playing video games and ordering uber eats is living it up

[Anonymous No.53345565]

>>53345540
virtualization!

[Anonymous No.53345567]

>>53345499
Yes, however there's a trick, the trick is to know when asymmetry favours a certain trade. So we can't reliably predict what will happen, we can just figure out when a play would have limited downside compared to the potential upside. That's why for instance usually a good idea to get short positions when VIX is really low, and buy longs when VIX is rather high. It's not 100%, but it's usually good enough provided you don't go nuts on risk.

[Anonymous No.53345570]

Why does the market go down when it's forward looking? Why don't they look past inflation to normalization, rate hikes to rate cuts, bad retail sales to good retail sales, low growth to stronger growth, bad employment data to good data, etc.

[Anonymous No.53345576]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53345580]

>>53345540
Her eyes are literally on the sides of her head

[Anonymous No.53345583]

why do women hit the wall when they turn 30?

[Anonymous No.53345584]

OIL? OIL.

OIL Barons, we simply cannot be defeated.

[Anonymous No.53345593]

>>53345583
>30
more like 25, ask Leo

[Anonymous No.53345596]

>>53345583
>why do women hit the wall when they turn 30?
your question doesn't even make sense

[Anonymous No.53345607]

>>53345567
There's more of that "I know what's happening" talk.

[Anonymous No.53345606]

>>53345584
I love oil

[Anonymous No.53345608]

>>53345560
i mean i'm averaging around $3K a month right. I can live off that.

my goal is to get to $7K a month before retiring. And it'll happen a lot faster than you think

[Anonymous No.53345612]

>>53345456
Yeah except they've been saying this shit for months, so "pricing it in" yesterday and today is nonsense

>>53345570
Because when the mainstream narrative shifts to "oh shit everything is bad!" tons of people start speculating and try to make money from shorting, which makes the market go down, which makes more people short, and then you end up with a year like 2022

[Anonymous No.53345619]

yup good job SEC manipulators, im bored of GNS and momentum fizzled out. cant let the little man make money.

[Anonymous No.53345623]

is NFLX going to shit the bed after earnings?

[Anonymous No.53345628]

>>53345584
120 pt? or 240

[Anonymous No.53345629]

>>53345612
yeah but mr. market is retarded and on jenkem and is pricing in hypotheticals while ignoring news until the last minute.

[Anonymous No.53345630]

>>53345593
you're right, 25 i mean.

>>53345596
women in their 30s look 40 with no make up on

[Anonymous No.53345631]

>>53345596
more than half of the fresh eggs are gone and those that remain are already getting moldy. soory gals, after 30 its over, can as well transition into a male

[Anonymous No.53345644]

>>53345612
But why would you short at all unless you expect other people to short? Shorting is the real form of baseless speculation. Just look forward farther.

[Anonymous No.53345650]

>>53345522
>double bottom on SPY at 387.26
its starting

[Anonymous No.53345654]

>>53345583
you mean 22?

[Anonymous No.53345658]

>>53345608
>I can live off that.
You can't.
That's the point I was making.

[Anonymous No.53345661]

>>53345623
>TA on earnings
retard

[Anonymous No.53345666]

>>53345499
my strategy is to zoom out on a chart and see the long term trend if up or down. then i zoom in for the day and trade to the trend. if the long term trend is up, i buy the dip. vice versa.

so yeah uhh right now it says we're screwed. i'm still on shorts and puts lamo, been making money

[Anonymous No.53345667]

>>53345644
it's the Greater Depression, precursor to the civil war 2.0 bugaloo

[Anonymous No.53345669]

NO NEWS BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US

[Anonymous No.53345678]

>>53345607
Actually what he said is very reasonable. Youll never know 100% whats going to happen but you can determine when something has a higher reward to risk outcome. An example is that, sure, hypothetically its possible for the market to go straight down for a month non-stop but 99% of the time it doesnt so if you see the market going down a whole fucking lot in a short amount of time you can say that its more likely to have a move upwards instead of downwards, then invest for that.

[Anonymous No.53345684]

Should I buy 260 puts on nflx? I think it's about time nigger companies like these get rekt like ups did a while back.

[Anonymous No.53345685]

>>53345658
no, i can live off of $36K a year. I took 10 months off work last year for fun and I averaged about $3K a month while traveling and living life normally

cut back on eating/drinking out a bit but its certainly survivable.

[Anonymous No.53345688]

>>53345666
Riddle me this, Satan: what if the market kikes decide to pump it tomorrow to toast all the puts for opex?

[Anonymous No.53345696]

>>53345669
choose a headline

[Anonymous No.53345701]

>>53345650
Bounce to 395 then collapse. Chuds

[Anonymous No.53345712]

>>53345678
I get what you're saying in terms of playing probability, but the risk of it going the wrong way is always non zero.

[Anonymous No.53345716]

>>53345688
>>53345701
395 max i agree at least for tomorrow, they won't payout the 400c's

[Anonymous No.53345718]

i love how these fucking doomers cherry pick which information they believe and don't.
you really think all this bad news is going to cause the markets to go down? literally building the narrative to get everyone short before the SQUEEZE

[Anonymous No.53345726]

>>53345507
lol I'll join you anon. But I'm doing a credit spread instead.

[Anonymous No.53345733]

>The republicans are going to stall raising the debt ceiling
>I can't bring myself to sell my blood red bags

[Anonymous No.53345734]

>>53345542
no i dont hold gme i did it for fun lmao because someone tricked me before and it took me an hour to realize i was in gme thead

[Anonymous No.53345737]

>>53345334
My company used alight, and an outside trading window was available to us. I could buy any stock or ETF.

[Anonymous No.53345744]

>>53345666
then you hold until it bounces back. or if you lack balls, you can put in a stop or have contracts to hedge i.e. take a defined risk approach with spreads

but what i do is just hold. the long term trend is your friend. i work with longer term contracts too so theta's not too much of a risk for me. stocks don't even expire. you just gotta know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.53345743]

>>53345718
the squeeze was after the covid dump, idiot

[Anonymous No.53345749]

>>53345716
>395
I would actually be angry, even as someone who is long/cash and has a long time horizon, because that would be an astoundingly Jewish move.

[Anonymous No.53345757]

>>53345460
>yeah my cc is now like 22%
Jesus

[Anonymous No.53345761]

>>53345567
I want to explain why this is a braindead take, but my post gets flagged as spam every time I try to say something cogent.

[Anonymous No.53345762]

What plays have you opened or closed today anons?

[Anonymous No.53345773]

>>53345757
yup. my 3600 balance if you made min payments would be over 8k paid in in 8 years

[Anonymous No.53345778]

>>53345726
still waiting for ph to get in

[Anonymous No.53345779]

>>53345696
Anything about the debt limit is absolutely not a legitimate reason for the market to dump

>>53345716
>they won't payout the 400c's
Are there a lot of calls sitting at 400?

[Anonymous No.53345786]

>>53345658
Who the HELL needs 7000 dollars per month?
Are you eating Kobe beef and drinking Chivas Regal 18 every single day, you monstruous degenerate?
My monthly expense, living as an expat in Mexico is less than 1900 USD per month, you absolute nigger. And I live like a king here.

[Anonymous No.53345794]

Brainard bout to speak, right?

[Anonymous No.53345797]

>>53345762
bagholding NRSN

[Anonymous No.53345803]

>>53345786
I'd consider moving to Mexico, or somewhere in South America, but I like having guns

[Anonymous No.53345812]

>>53345786
WIthout a job, what are you going to do all day?
You need at least 5000 a month if you're retiring in your 20s/30s.

[Anonymous No.53345815]

I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now

[Anonymous No.53345824]

>>53345779
pretty typical for opex but it's a lot for sure. these are the mm spreads

[Anonymous No.53345826]

>>53345762
opened $30k into gns.
closed it after 5 seconds for 1k gain.
wall street called to offer me a job right after.

[Anonymous No.53345837]

>>53345815
>1-877-CASHNOW

[Anonymous No.53345838]

>>53345824
so we're pinned between 385-390, great.

[Anonymous No.53345848]

I hope none of you actual take any of this debt limit bullshit seriously this is like the 50th time the kike media has run with this shit

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53345854]

>>53345583
you have to find one of them ones with the superior genetics, like my gf

[Anonymous No.53345855]

>>53345583
Shit diet, no exercise, social media induced anxiety.

I need an Amish waifu

[Anonymous No.53345856]

>>53345826
Nice

[Anonymous No.53345862]

>>53345848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE US IS DEFAULTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53345865]

>>53345762
took profit in Chiyna to increase my short SPY

[Anonymous No.53345867]

I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT MARKET MAKERS.

[Anonymous No.53345869]

>>53345855
>social media induced anxiety
what kinda zoomer pussy shit is this? literally just put the fucking phone down, walk outside and enjoy nature. listen to the birds, go walk around the park, watch the ducks swim

[Anonymous No.53345876]

>>53345803
you can get guns anywhere on Earth, but most places you can't ask for a receipt.
>>53345786
You're in Mexico, begging inflation not to ruin your lifestyle.
$7k is $350/day. That's a round of golf.

[Anonymous No.53345878]

>>53345855
No self respecting Amish women would ever date some greasy NEET from /smg/, sorry

[Anonymous No.53345880]

>>53345838
unless of course news were declared

[Anonymous No.53345882]

>>53345867
ultimate based crab poster

[Anonymous No.53345883]

>>53344598
>why do you guys trade?
To make enough $$$ for a home down payment.

[Anonymous No.53345885]

>>53345815
Take out a loan

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53345886]

>>53345869
you can even feed the ducks, or take one home with you. the ducks at the park are free.

[Anonymous No.53345890]

>>53345815
It's my money and I want it NOW!

[Anonymous No.53345891]

I bought the top 2 days ago. Please tell me we aren't dumping back to december levels

[Anonymous No.53345893]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53345898]

>>53345826

[Anonymous No.53345901]

whats the current meme stock?

[Anonymous No.53345903]

>>53345882
I get extra angry when I think about the impact of inflation on that image I posted.

[Anonymous No.53345911]

>>53345893
>US hits debt ceiling, about to default
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BULLISH, TIME FOR A BAILOUT, BUY BUY BUY
Hate this market like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.53345915]

>>53345773
I was so tired of interest. My capital one card was at 27%. I just paid all my cards off with a debt consolidation loan at 18%

[Anonymous No.53345922]

and just like that, my 0dte puts went to zero

[Anonymous No.53345924]

>>53345891
We're heading down to 3400-3300 this time

[Anonymous No.53345925]

>>53345584

[Anonymous No.53345928]

>>53345903
Don't worry fren Powell got the Covid Monkeyp*x so he is paying for his war crimes

[Anonymous No.53345938]

>>53345924
It's because I bought, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53345937]

>>53345865

[Anonymous No.53345942]

how will the debt ceiling affect the market , what will it do to spy , is it bearish or bullish someone tell me i really wanna make some quick money now

[Anonymous No.53345946]

>>53345876
except my dividends growth rate is averaging 7.9% a year, without reinvestment. I don't think inflation is going to be ruining much

and a round of golf at most places is like $60-$150. $350 is closer to pebble beach prices than a regular golf course

[Anonymous No.53345948]

>>53345942
bullish

[Anonymous No.53345955]

>>53345942
the debt ceiling is always just political posturing, how new are you

[Anonymous No.53345958]

>>53345901
literally the same ones from 2 years ago. looks like some people here like to chase low float penny gap ups but i'm not the one.

[Anonymous No.53345961]

>>53345891
I hope it wasn't levered. I'm projecting the 360 level.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53345966]

Here's the deal, we'll raise the debt limit, but we make a clause that any state giving any of those colored folks reparations will have their federal funds cut off.

[Anonymous No.53345976]

>>53345942
BRO THEY ARE LITERALLY DESTORYING THE US ECONOMY YOU WILL WAKE UP AND THE MARKET WILL LITERALLY BE AT 0 UNLESS YOU APPROVE 50 TRILLION IN INCREASE DEBT SPENDING

[Anonymous No.53345981]

>>53345942
It's really not very important as far as the market is concerned

[Anonymous No.53345983]

>>53345942
it's never not been raised

[Anonymous No.53345987]

>>53345942
We'll get some WWE tier swings, but in the end it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.53345988]

>>53345891
No. We're dumping even lower.

[Anonymous No.53345991]

>>53345886
they are.

[Anonymous No.53345996]

>>53345938
yes

[Anonymous No.53346000]

>>53345911
Kek, yeah this is the market. There was some German portfolio manager complaining about this, saying something like 'this market loves a weak economy and hates a strong economy'

[Anonymous No.53346003]

>>53345938
You didn't really buy though so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.53346004]

>>53345983
so if its raised does that mean that spy is gonna go up or down

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346005]

>>53345955
This time it's different. The debt is too high, and we need to balance the budget and start paying that shit down. It's unfair what we are doing to the little zoomers, and i think it's time we make some spending cuts and raise taxes to actually make this work.

[Anonymous No.53346012]

>>53345911
>about to default
you are so, so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.53346017]

>>53346000
The WSB effect, everyone's a degenerate that thinks they're frontrunning Warren Buffett and will ride that easy 20x to the next recession in 2029.

[Anonymous No.53346022]

>>53345878
I’m handsome w 8 figs though

[Anonymous No.53346026]

>>53345478
being a kike will do it

[Anonymous No.53346030]

>>53346004
it means non-event, most non-events cause little change to spydrs

[Anonymous No.53346033]

>>53345761
>he doesn't understand risk asymmetries
>he thinks the concept is retarded
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53346037]

>>53346005
>mint $30t
>pay off existing debt
Problem solved, the zoomers will be okay

[Anonymous No.53346039]

Anyone have live link to fed speaker Brainard?

[Anonymous No.53346050]

>>53346039
https://youtu.be/lOyLeL7dVB4

[Anonymous No.53346051]

>>53346005
Spending cuts and raising taxes will never pay off the debt, Trillion dollars platinum coin is the only answer

[Anonymous No.53346056]

>>53345869
It was the shortest description I could come up with for the cortisol issues modern women have that is induced by modern culture

[Anonymous No.53346058]

>>53345259
its been priced in

[Anonymous No.53346061]

>>53345469
it looks ratish to me

[Anonymous No.53346068]

>>53346051

[Anonymous No.53346069]

>>53346037
Are you telling me the debt basically doesn’t exist?

[Anonymous No.53346071]

>>53346050
Thanks

[Anonymous No.53346072]

>>53346004
The market will go down until the FOMC meeting for no particular reason, then up again for no particular reason, because the market is mostly driven by algorithms and hedge funds who made their calls with that giant pump over the past 2 weeks and now need to make their puts.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346073]

>>53346037
>>53346051
you fucking keynesians need to get the fuck out of here with this shit.

[Anonymous No.53346083]

>>53345584
Behead those who insult oil.

[Anonymous No.53346086]

>>53346072
When is next fomc

[Anonymous No.53346088]

>>53346051
>>53346037
This will make every financial institution + government think you can have infinity printing and no debts ever need to be paid off ever again. If the currency is based on debt, its value derives from those debts being paid off through economic activites or otherwise. If you show that you are not able to repay your debts, the currency will collapse

[Anonymous No.53346087]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53346089]

>>53346050
Still can't believe they replaced her.

[Anonymous No.53346092]

>>53346022
Oh, well if that's the case I'm gonna be needing $3k. You won't even know it's gone.

[Anonymous No.53346095]

>>53346069
>Are you telling me the debt basically doesn’t exist?
as long as you can finance it

[Anonymous No.53346102]

>>53346083

[Anonymous No.53346104]

>>53346056
ah you mean fat hambeast seeing hot workout chick in yoga pants and a sports bra working out on tiktok and then complaining why shes never gonna be that size while shoveling pizza and soda into her mouth?

[Anonymous No.53346106]

>>53345667
Look forward farther. Depressions end.

[Anonymous No.53346108]

Why are google and meta up bigly today ?

[Anonymous No.53346109]

>>53346033
There is no such thing as cheap vol you mongoloid. If it is tradable it has been priced.

[Anonymous No.53346111]

I'm taking a real good schlonging from the market today, fellas

[Anonymous No.53346117]

why the fuck is it allowed for a bunch of subsidiaries under one parent company to all trade with the public? shouldn't all subsidiaries be a part of that one umbrella when investing?
i know damn well the buy and sell doesn't appropriately correlate with any deviation of each subsidiary. there's no fucking way.

[Anonymous No.53346123]

>>53346086
week of feb 1st presser is feb 1st 1:30pm cst

[Anonymous No.53346124]

>>53345946
>$350 is closer to pebble beach prices
That'll pay for your caddie. And nothing else.

[Anonymous No.53346126]

>>53346073
>keynesians
Now, is that KEEN-SIANS or KEY-NESIANS???

[Anonymous No.53346127]

>>53346088
Basically you are now just Zimbabwe or Venezuela with some extra financial magic polishing up the turd that is your financial system. Result will be the same

[Anonymous No.53346138]

>>53346095
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.53346157]

>>53345102
surely thats not in the talmud

[Anonymous No.53346168]

>>53346104
That and also the rest of the gaslighting we endure daily. Women are more susceptible to propaganda, being that they are more socialized and instinctually need to align with mainstream culture.

[Anonymous No.53346172]

>>53346039
it's not streaming, but you can read the highlights parts of the speech here (nothing new)

https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1616137412391960576

[Anonymous No.53346174]

>>53346089
dang she's a spinner, didn't know she was gone
>F

[Anonymous No.53346183]

>>53346168
I'm glad I'm a loner. i literally don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.53346192]

>>53345102
decent troll game

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346195]

>>53346126
see the sign is a subtle joke, the original owner's name was Chuck, so the store was originally called, "Chuck's Feeduck & Seeduck."

[Anonymous No.53346197]

>>53346126
It's named after Maynard Keynes, the lead singer of Tool.

[Anonymous No.53346199]

>>53346172
see
>>53346050
listening right now but you're right statement got priced in

[Anonymous No.53346205]

>>53346039
it is streaming i already posted the link

[Anonymous No.53346207]

>The UN-convened Net Zero Banking Alliance brings together banks worldwide,
representing over 40% of global banking assets, which are committed to aligning
their lending and investment portfolios with net-zero emissions by 2050 by
combining near-term action with accountability. Members include JP Morgan
Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, and in
total 93 global institutions controlling USD 66trn, each of which signed a
commitment to “reinforce, accelerate and support the implementation of
decarbonization strategies”. They aim to provide an international framework and
guidelines by which to operate, and they recognize the vital role of banks in
supporting the global transition of the real economy to net-zero emissions. To put
it bluntly, these financial institutions committed themselves to attempt to reduce
emissions by starving oil and gas producers of capital. The International Energy
Association (IEA) released their Net Zero by 2050 report last year. One of the
recommendations reads: “No new oil and gas fields approved for development
after 2021”.

Are you ready for the green revolution, anon? No new oil and gas for you! It'll work out somehow!

[Anonymous No.53346211]

>>53346174

>ain't still this

There's a reason no one takes AAVE seriously

[Anonymous No.53346217]

Huh Bobros? Should i sell my puts right now? I have a bad feeling

[Anonymous No.53346223]

>>53346069
the debt is a construct that kikes created to keep sheeple masses in control

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346229]

>>53346174
She took a job for MSDNC and goes on TV talking about how Democrats are good while Republicans are stupid hill billies that only care about the three G's. gays, guns and g_d/

[Anonymous No.53346239]

>>53346069
Not debt that's issued in the currency you have the power to print.
>>53346088
The USD is the global reserve currency. It'll kickstart inflation but the government will 1) negotiate with private owned debt that would rather take a loss than see the currency collapse and 2) negotiate with sovereign debt that would rather take a loss than see the currency collapse.

[Anonymous No.53346243]

>>53346211
school is very hard

[Anonymous No.53346247]

>>53346195
>>53346197

[Anonymous No.53346255]

I work with a guy who believes BTC will reach a million and that Elon Musk created Bitcoin. He thinks he'll be a millionaire but he's a schizophrenic fuck who thinks everyone is onto him. It's the first time I meet a retard of this kind outside of 4chan

[Anonymous No.53346259]

>>53346223
>"Look goy, we may print money for free at a press of the button, but it still needs to go through a bank to circulate. Just pay your interest. And the government gets no free money, that's debt too, even though we can just print it. Just pay those debts goy"

[Anonymous No.53346260]

>>53346217
No, keep them for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.53346263]

>>53346243
link to full video/story?

[Anonymous No.53346264]

>>53346174
>>53346211
>>53346243

[Anonymous No.53346266]

>>53346217
only over 395, hope you got theta to spare

[Anonymous No.53346269]

>>53346255
BTC will dump to below 14,000 after Genesis crashes

[Anonymous No.53346271]

why can't the market go up all the time? no need for guesswork. that would make everybody winners

[Anonymous No.53346275]

>>53346266
She used to be over 395, then lost a ton of weight. Sad!

[Anonymous No.53346277]

>>53346255
please stop posting men

[Anonymous No.53346285]

>>53346243
is that a freaking revolver kek

[Anonymous No.53346290]

>>53346271
Then who would sell to you?

[Anonymous No.53346295]

>>53345958
>neck tats are desirable now
wtf?

[Anonymous No.53346296]

>>53346271
Because outside factors often interfere in boom markets.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346299]

>>53346255
Thank you for sharing. I got a guy who works for me who asked if he could be paid in Bitcoin. I laughed and told him no. Great worker though, dude steps up without being asked all the time. I wish more zoomers were like him.

[Anonymous No.53346304]

>>53346290
the company that sells the shares obviously

[Anonymous No.53346305]

>>53346239
De-dollarization is pretty inevitable now that it's become clear that the US uses dollar reserves as a weapon, as it did with Russia in freezing reserves. I doubt Russia/China want to be reliant on the Dollar much longer, hence China starting to buy oil in Yuan

[Anonymous No.53346311]

>>53346296
>YWN buy the Hitler dip

[Anonymous No.53346315]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53346317]

>>53346285
less likely to fail

[Anonymous No.53346319]

>>53346271
no risk no reward you pansy

[Anonymous No.53346320]

>>53346271
zoom out, it does

[Anonymous No.53346334]

A reporter just mentioned the World Economic Forum to Brainard

[Anonymous No.53346338]

>>53346334
wonder how much she is an hour

[Anonymous No.53346341]

>>53346243
School isn't hard there's just no reason to try because the administration will graduate you anyway to avoid looking bad.

[Anonymous No.53346345]

>>53346317
These things look like a mild inconvenience

[Anonymous No.53346354]

This stuff is amazing.
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/meal-simple-by-h-e-b-rotisserie-chicken-salad/1598149

[Anonymous No.53346364]

>>53345567
Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.53346371]

>>53346341
https://youtu.be/NJbBpm4CVKs

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346375]

This feeling sucks. I'm underwater on my puts. I think I have to cut my losses.

[Anonymous No.53346376]

>>53346311
>or experience blitzkrieg euphoria

bros, why even live?

[Anonymous No.53346391]

>>53346341
yeah good luck getting anywhere decent passing with only the lowest tier classes

[Anonymous No.53346397]

>>53346338
bout tree fitty ($3.50)

[Anonymous No.53346398]

>>53346319
it's well known that humans are risk-averse. a market structure that offers 0 risk and guaranteed reward would garner an incredible amount of participants. why isn't the stock market like this?

[Anonymous No.53346400]

>>53346376
Can you imagine it? Watching your BOSS shares moon?

[Anonymous No.53346405]

>>53346354
i'm a japeno pimento cheese guy
>heb fucks fr fr slay slap purr pineapple

[Anonymous No.53346412]

Why are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.53346413]

The 10 dma for SOXX is right on the 200 dma on the 3 month chart. It's all going to either shit the bed or moon, any predictions?

[Anonymous No.53346422]

>>53346375
i don't understand, were you just iv crushed? is there not enough theta?

today's a down day, not sure why you wouldn't have made profit when today it opened high and now it's lower

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346425]

>>53346376
or relive Das Kristallnacht in America except instead of Jewish owned businesses do Black owned businesses.

[Anonymous No.53346437]

>>53346296
>the jew-free market only goes up
hm

[Anonymous No.53346442]

>>53346371
>Tay-K fairly odd
Is it gangster to be gay now?

[Anonymous No.53346446]

>>53346266
You know you're fat when parts of you looks like an ass

[Anonymous No.53346445]

> my Mickey Mouse stocks are in the black
Dōmo arigatō, Iger-sama.

[Anonymous No.53346448]

>>53346412
Gotta fuck with options degens.

[Anonymous No.53346452]

>>53346422
delta, those other two won't matter for a while

[Anonymous No.53346456]

>>53346296
>Stalingrad was priced in
I KNEW IT

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346460]

>>53346422
that was the bottom, we're going up now and my position is going to get fucked unless i adjust myself

[Anonymous No.53346465]

>>53346391
We're talking grade school not college, in the US it's basically day-care where they try to teach you to read and count.

[Anonymous No.53346471]

>>53346405
been cutting expenses by eating sandwhiches
and cooking on my off days. luckily my kids love pork chops and rice. I can cook us a meal for about $6

[Anonymous No.53346477]

>>53346375
Hey baggot, have you ever considered trading XSP options instead so that you can reduce tax exposure by treating 60% of the gains as long term?

[Anonymous No.53346489]

>>53346412
STOP BUYING

[Anonymous No.53346496]

>>53346477
low liquidity

[Anonymous No.53346499]

>>53346489

[Anonymous No.53346504]

>>53346089
she's not a natural redhead anon, look at the roots at her part.

[Anonymous No.53346507]

anyone like to have camwhores streaming in the background while they're trading? i just like to see some tits and ass periodically throughout the day

[Anonymous No.53346508]

>>53346243
wow women are retarded

[Anonymous No.53346513]

>put on stock
>stock is dumping
>put price not doing shit
I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.53346516]

>>53346507
sounds gay

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.53346518]

>>53346477
for the last time, i'm not your baggot faggot, my name is clearly the quasar.

[Anonymous No.53346523]

>>53345259
You can already see them melting down on /bbbyg/, it's fucking funny actually

[Anonymous No.53346532]

>>53346504
Yes, we know women are duplicitous.

[Anonymous No.53346538]

>>53346507
I'd spend too much time watching the wrong screen I think. I just pull the audio off those suck and fuck Asian ASMR videos and listen to that on my headphones.

[Anonymous No.53346544]

>>53345399
> 1-3 weeks left
Interesting, why that timeframe?

[FRESH No.53346556]

>>53346541
>>53346541
>>53346541

[Anonymous No.53346563]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53346567]

This is the bulls last stand. They are hoping the debt ceiling keyofabe will cause the fed to pivot.

[Anonymous No.53346577]

>>53346507
I listen to Gentle Whispering and whispers red while I work. I work in a high stress cybersecurity role. One good thing about this role is how well I handle stress now. It’s a good life skill. $170k/y TC, $2k/mo rent for a 4 bedroom house.

[Anonymous No.53346578]

Money saving tip so you can buy more SOXL:
Flip your underwear inside out, you can wear it for another day. Thats half as less times you have to do laundry and use water.

[Anonymous No.53346585]

>>53346507
no...I mainly watch disney ride through videos at the moment.

[Anonymous No.53346593]

>>53346507
>Watching some woman make guaranteed profit from simps while you have to expose yourself to risk
I'd be getting mad

[Anonymous No.53346599]

I panic sold . I was up 50% why i didnt tp earlier now im only up 12%

[Anonymous No.53346613]

>Yesterday market ridiculously high 5 min before open
>today fucking crab and dips
Not going up for at least a 2 weeks to slow the spread

[Anonymous No.53346619]

>>53346593
just watched forrest gump again last night. he is the king simp.

[Anonymous No.53346670]

>>53346452
>>53346460
please be patient with me as a brainlet, like i have the concept of delta down pat i think, it's just "how close is the underlying price compared to your strike" but riddle me this. if you bought a 385 3/31 put at let's say $11.22 while SPY was at 390, and then SPY goes down to $388 in the same day -- why and how would the price be $11.01?

wouldn't delta have been in his favor?

yeah it's not theta which is why my mind was on iv -- was it because of vega?

in my mind if you spent $11.22 and it goes down, the contract should be like $11.25 and you get some profit even if it's OTM

[Anonymous No.53346680]

>Fidelity sent me an email about Fidelity crypto and now I’ve got an extra brokerage account that I didn’t need and a crypto account I need to wait a week to fund it with settled cash

[Anonymous No.53346701]

>>53346599
Yeah

[Anonymous No.53346713]

>>53345057
Why's the vix dropping

[Anonymous No.53346898]

you WILL eat the bugs.
you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.53347050]

>>53345584
That movie was seriously so good

[Anonymous No.53347083]

>>53345946
Whats your dividend portfolio?