/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53341951]

>selling old android devices on facebook
>meet up with the buyer
>avg zoomer looking dude
>im thinking his gf probably sent him because fb profile was some chubby looking female
>zoomer gives me the $50 (price was $40)
>i give him the device
>zoomer eyes instantly lock on the devices screen
>asks me if everything works
>"yes, everything works"
>zoomer dude starts to walk away while still staring at the screen
>i even follow walking with him in the same direction for ~10 seconds
>he makes a sharp turn and enters his apartment building
>i continue walking to my car for another ~30 seconds thinking: "what is going on in the zoomer brains these days?"
>drive home
>his gf hits me up on fb, telling me that the price was $40
>i don't reply
>she continues to insult me over the $10
>promises to ruin my fb profile etc
>i don't reply
>~1 hour later...
>i get a new buyer for an item with 13 views that hasn't sold or peeked anyone's interest for the past ~2 weeks
>realize its the same zoomer pleb i just sold to (probably trying to meet up again)
>my best guess is that they are having a fight over the $10
>my fb account is for the marketplace business only (its a throwaway account)

before i delete the fb account i can reply to both of them, what do i tell them?

[Anonymous No.53342055]

>>53341951
>what do i tell them?
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.53342073]

>>53341951
was he mixed race? the average zoomer mulattoe is literally on the threshold of mental retardation. like, if they existed 50 years ago they would have been diagnosed with something and put on disability gibs.

[Anonymous No.53342090]

Say you just delivered for the seller and thought it was a tip.

[Anonymous No.53342089]

>>53341951
>I donated that 10 to Ukraine, WHAT BRAH, YOU AGAINST UKRAINE? YOU A RUSKI? SLAVA UKRAINA

[Anonymous No.53342101]

>>53341951
call the bf a cuck and then block then both and delete the acc

[Anonymous No.53342113]

>>53342101
them*

[Anonymous No.53342198]

>>53341951
Just say "exact change only" and block them (or whatever, I have never used facebook)
They're freaking out over $10 because they're high/drunk/other; once it wears off, they will cool out

[Anonymous No.53342226]

>>53342113
>and them block then

[Anonymous No.53342252]

>>53341951
tell them you are part nigger so its only fair since they owe reparations for their ancestors slavery. if they are colored that maeks it even better, because you can say they have a small percent of white slave owner blood.

[Anonymous No.53342280]

>>53342226
Kek

[Anonymous No.53342344]

>>53342055
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.53342387]

>>53342252
>>53342198
>>53342089
>>53342055
Do all of these and then post results back here tomorrow.
Personally I'd beat the living shit out of both of them with my men, but you probably don't have men for that neither are /fit/ enough to do it yourself without risking jail time.

[Anonymous No.53342536]

im thinking of telling them both that the device i sold them may have had Spymax installed on it, its a mobile Remote Administration Tool (RAT) that enables an attacker to control victims’ devices through an Android malware.

make them both fight all over again (just for insulting and threatening me)

[Anonymous No.53342539]

>>53341951
Pump the new product price to $10 higher. Tell them you are sorry and you will give them $9.99 discount on new product

[Anonymous No.53342556]

>>53342387
>unprovoked violence is cool and you're not projecting some rancid weakness at all

[Anonymous No.53342624]

>>53341951
just enjoy your 10 dollars and get on with your life lol

[Anonymous No.53342632]

>>53341951
Three mutts arguing over $10.

[Anonymous No.53342865]

>>53342556
walking to my car is unprovoked violence? zoomie had like a good full minute to activate more neurons and run after me, he didn't.

survival of the fittest my nigga.

[Anonymous No.53342940]

>>53342632
i've never seen a buyer more dead brain than what happened today.

must be some new type offspring zoomer breed i don't know much about.

[Anonymous No.53343013]

>>53341951
Tell her she should stop harrassing/insulting you or you will report her to the police

[Anonymous No.53343032]

>>53342387
Most pathetic larp ever.
Why would you even simply consider violently beating these kids when it's you who have been dishonest?

Also, being strong isn't a ride for free violence. It come with responsibilities. If you are lifting to crush the skull of random zoomies who did nothing to you, you are a coward and you need to be put down like the rabid dog you are.
>t. judo 1st dan + /fit/

[Anonymous No.53343053]

>>53343032

[Anonymous No.53343065]

Never underestimate how poor and desperate and pathetic peoples lives are. Losers like that will kill for five bucks. Treat them like you would a crazy hooker. Better just give them the money so they fuck off. There is no way this will end up good for you if you try and fight them over ten bucks.

[Anonymous No.53343095]

>>53343053
What point are you trying to make here?

[Anonymous No.53343121]

>>53341951
>i donated the 10 dollars to blm, do you hate black people?

[Anonymous No.53343125]

>>53343095
killing zoomers at random is unlikely to result in harming anything of value, especially when you adjust for the """"hispanic white"""" meme.

[Anonymous No.53343142]

>>53343095
>What point are you trying to make here?

[Anonymous No.53343758]

OP here, red the whole thread, how is this:

""Stop harassing and insulting me or I will report you to the police.
[Link to Katy Perry song] Lyrics go something like this:
"They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the fuck?
Lay 'em up like
Swish, swish, bish
Another one in the basket Chorus:(Another one in the basket)"

Thanks for playing and watch out for Spymax!""

ill also post their replies.

[Anonymous No.53343871]

>>53341951
Tell her that her boyfriend can suck your dick in front of her for the $10 back.

[Anonymous No.53344012]

>>53341951
simple:

"sorry, no refunds"

[Anonymous No.53344037]

>>53341951
Just give back the 10 dollars, are you a nigger? Or really that poor? kek

[Anonymous No.53344070]

>>53341951
> Be millennial
> Have an awkward face-to-face encounter.
> Immediately go online and ask for advice from strangers on how to proceed.
> "what is going on in the millennial brains these days?"

[Anonymous No.53344107]

>>53341951
Why are you shitting yourself?

[Anonymous No.53344158]

>>53341951
nothing? who cares? it's facebook marketplace. now it's time for you to make a sale on craigslist.

[Anonymous No.53344199]

>>53342089
/thread
would be even better if you fake a receipt

[Anonymous No.53344231]

ignore them keep the money this will be a leason for the fags. the boyfriend that picked it up was a pussy for not confronting you and the fat bitch that needed the phone coulsnt waddle out of the apartment its their loss bro

[Anonymous No.53344250]

Do people really care that much about $10?

[Anonymous No.53344364]

>>53344070
im just trying to make full impact.. the final KO to monkey brained zoomers. it will also make me feel even more superior that in the future more zoomers money will enter my pockets, while im just gliding through the dumbest matrix.

and yes you can fuck off if you got no ideas worth sharing.

[Anonymous No.53344419]

>>53344070
>be zoomer

[Anonymous No.53344432]

>>53344037
Where do faggots like this come from? /biz/ is about business bitch nigger, OP made a free extra 10 bucks. Fuck off back to homoland with your (actual) poorfag attitude.

[Anonymous No.53344451]

>>53343032
>you have dishonored the laws of this land for 10 bux and for crushing the skulls of random teenagers with your bare hands, I should slaughter you with my blade *unsheathes katana*

[Anonymous No.53344491]

>>53342090
This is the answer kek.

[Anonymous No.53344504]

>Be a thief
>Take advantage of those who are weaker than me
>It is time for the epic 4chan thread

[Anonymous No.53344523]

>>53344250
when they buy expensive shit they usully don't

but when they realize later(too late sometimes) the 20% they overpaid they can't help but

[¼ Pounder No.53344543]

>>53341951

What a ridiculous situation...

[Anonymous No.53344558]

>>53344504
>pay for something
>walk away without waiting/asking for change
>go into different building
zoomie's fault

[Anonymous No.53344737]

>>53341951
>what do i tell them?
I be bussing with you 10 dollars, no cap, fr fr

[Anonymous No.53344777]

>>53342387
>Personally I'd beat the living shit out of both of them with my men
Over ten bucks? How Jewish are you?

[Anonymous No.53344801]

>>53342556
You're a prey animal aren't you?
>>53342865
As a zoomer I'd give you the 50 bucks just to be cool, seems his hole is having a hissy fit and male zoomer doesn't give a fuck.
Imagine having to listen to a women.

[Anonymous No.53344833]

>>53343032
>Also, being strong isn't a ride for free violence. It come with responsibilities. If you are lifting to crush the skull of random zoomies who did nothing to you, you are a coward and you need to be put down like the rabid dog you are.
>>t. judo 1st dan + /fit/
Yeah, and? It's gonna be funny when you fags get invaded.

[Anonymous No.53344847]

>this retarded blog gets 50 replies but my well thought out ATM thread gets archived with 8 replies

[Anonymous No.53344863]

>>53343065
Fight them over ten bucks.
Imagine getting bitchy over ten bucks.
For once OP isn't being a faggot, that zoomers gf is a faggot.
>Ten bucks.
Pure nickel and dime shit.

[Anonymous No.53344890]

>>53343125
>killing zoomers at random
I doubt you ever been in a fight.
>Muh zoomer!
If you're under 30 you're a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.53344902]

>>53344890
>I doubt you ever been in a fight.
i killed several people in afghanistan.
>If you're under 30 you're a zoomer.
i'm 33.

[Anonymous No.53344918]

>>53342387
>my men

[Anonymous No.53344932]

>>53344364
>One dude.
>Blanket statements a whole generation.
How fat and ugly are you?
What is going on in your trailer park?
All this for ten buck? Jesus you mutts are high strung.

[Anonymous No.53344975]

>>53344902
>killed several people in afghanistan.
No you didn't.
>>53344902
>i'm 33.
Oh wow, so old and mature you are, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.53345009]

>>53341951
Lmao holy shit

Reply some version of pic related

[Anonymous No.53345073]

>>53341951
piqued

[Anonymous No.53345109]

>>53344918
doctor pavelheer

[Anonymous No.53345133]

>>53342387
anons man here, he's good at beating shit out so watch it guys

[Anonymous No.53345152]

>>53341951
GODDAMN IT, ITS NOT “PEEKED” ITS PIQUED

[Anonymous No.53345180]

>>53343053
>Asians
>boomers 1%
>gen x N/A
Kek when did gen x do the Asian genocide?

[Anonymous No.53345479]

>>53344932
>How fat and ugly are you?
>What is going on in your trailer park?
>All this for ten buck? Jesus you mutts are high strung.

all these meaningless questions just to maybe get one right about me? your current score is now 0/3 congratz! dumbass, be dumb somewhere else please.

it clearly stopped being just about the $10 when she decided to insult & harass me

im just going to return her a good one for it and also keep the extra $10

[Anonymous No.53345768]

>>53345479
Obviously just tell the gf to send nudes and you’ll paypal or cashapp her the 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.53345798]

>>53344932
zoomer detected
all zoomers are spiritually mixed race women
seethe

[Anonymous No.53345804]

>>53341951
This doesn't even make sense. He gave you a $50 bill?

[Anonymous No.53345818]

>>53341951
You should have given him his change.

[Anonymous No.53345864]

>>53345073
>>53345152
My apologies, English is my 2nd language.

[Anonymous No.53346132]

>>53345804
>This doesn't even make sense. He gave you a $50 bill?
What doesn't make sense?

>>53345818
>You should have given him his change.
He didn't ask for the change and he simply choosed to walk away from me while staring at the devices screen i just sold him. Who am i to stop a zoomer who doesn't have the capacity to function properly? it's a free country.

[Anonymous No.53346368]

>>53341951
Say sorry ma'm, but I cant charge less than 10 dollar for a blowjob

[Anonymous No.53346503]

>>53345864
and your first language?

[Anonymous No.53346647]

>>53341951
God seems to be on your side, this wouldn't happen otherwise. Embrace it. Zoomies whining and lashing out about shit is to be expected.

Every time they harass you, they just keep reminding you of your win, zoomies are way too unevolved to understand anything besides zooming and scrolling, trust me u did good, it was the /biz way im even a little jealous of you. Enjoy the win.

[Anonymous No.53347486]

>>53344847
worth reading and to laugh at.

Live, Laugh, Love ;P

[Anonymous No.53347542]

>~1 hour later...
>i get a new buyer for an item with 13 views that hasn't sold or peeked anyone's interest for the past ~2 weeks
>realize its the same zoomer pleb i just sold to (probably trying to meet up again)
>my best guess is that they are having a fight over the $10
>my fb account is for the marketplace business only (its a throwaway account)
Setup the meeting in the worst nearby hood area and never show up

[Anonymous No.53347610]

That $10 was for drugs/alcohol. No one normal cares about $10 unless they are destitute and its fucking up their buzz.

Literal animals

[Anonymous No.53347703]

>>53341951
>on facebook
the common denominator in all this retardness

[Anonymous No.53347763]

>>53342387
>Do all of these and then post results back here tomorrow.
>Personally I'd beat the living shit out of both of them with my men, but you probably don't have men for that neither are /fit/ enough to do it yourself without risking jail time.