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Do you shoplift food to save and invest more? Whats the best way to fit as many eggs as possible into my pants?

>> No.53337763

>>53337165
nigga just eat beans and rice

>> No.53337777

>>53337165
No, I have better ways of funding my investments than shoving eggs down my pants.

>> No.53337781

>>53337165
Self checkout is your best friend
Take hamburger stickers and put it on steak so you pay $5 for 20 steaks
If you get caught just say you made a mistake

>> No.53338245

>>53337781
>If you get caught just say you made a mistake
This ended me, kek

>> No.53338358

>>53337165
I shoplifted a hot steak pie once, putting it down my pants.
By the time it was my turn at the checkout my genitals were burning like fucking crazy. I had to take the pie out and run away right in front of the clerk.

>> No.53338497

>>53337165

thats kinda hot, ima need a source op

does he get spanked like a bad puppy?

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53338662

>>53337777
checked and wasted

>> No.53339031
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>>53337777
nerd
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37eEUsd1ASA

>> No.53339071

>>53337165
Hard boiled eggs are easier to fit up your ass. Idk about shoplifting though

>> No.53340096

>>53337165
The funniest part is that he did this all on his own, because nobody wants to fuck that fatso.

>> No.53340109
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Yesterday whoever used the self check out before me left a 5 dollar note in the cash dispenser. I looked around and took it and a rush of adrenaline came over me. I still feel deep guilt about taking it and also fear that the shops will see I took it on the cameras and indict me for theft or something

>> No.53340159

>>53337165
No poltard we don't shoplift food. No poltard this didn't work on /ck/ either.

>> No.53340228

>>53337781
this, I just don't scan some items and they never notice it and if they do, I'll just say 'whoops didn't notice heh heh I'm such a normal fag KMS'