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i bought my mom a dyson v15.
i love having a job. you should try it out

>> No.53330211

>>53330176
>mom had 40+ years to get her own vacuum
>cucks to his mom
Nah im good

>> No.53330298

>>53330176
buying your mother anything to do with cleaning is the most autismal idea ever

here's what she wants:

floris soaps

trust me

>> No.53330301

>>53330176
>dyson v15
WAOW How long did you have to wage slave until you could afford that 30 Dollar vacuum cleaner ? Mom must be so proud.
>"IS THAT A REAL DYSON v15 ? YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SON. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. IMMA CALL DAD AND TELL HIM. I LOVE YOU SON I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW.-"

>> No.53330302

>>53330211
why do you hate your mom?

>> No.53330322

>>53330211
lmao
moms are such cunts

>> No.53330325

>>53330298
>>53330301
holy shit these replies were worth making the thread for. it's really easy to get a job, guys

>> No.53330351

>>53330325
>"Flips burger"
Sup loosers, can you even follow me in my Nisan ? Hah , i just got a raise and a promotion. IM top Burger now-.

>> No.53330381

>>53330176
>Is that a heckin' quirky internet meme?
>Let me smother it in my sexuality like an oversauced parmesan
>Now I can present my body to men online, but I have plausible deniability because I'm so heckin' funny and quirky like the meme!
>Except I'm not funny and I'm subconsciously doing this to attract men I don't even know
>Even though Chad (actually a scraggly 28 year old pickup guitar player with a "cool" tattoo) is already my boyfriend, teehee!

>> No.53330388

>>53330325
They are actually seething in here LOL

>> No.53330405

>>53330176
I hate my job. I am very good at it. This provides me very little closure

>> No.53330417

>>53330381
have you heard of r9k?

>> No.53330540

>>53330176
So you could not afford a Miele?

>> No.53330642

idk man giving up my freedom's to gift my mom a 600 dollar vacuum cleaner seems like a bad idea.. besides she already owns a vacuum cleaner and the house is always clean so i know that vacuum cleaner works great

>> No.53330701

>>53330642
If your freedom costs 600$ then i got somethin to tells ya

>> No.53330709

>>53330176
>go to work
>buy work materials to continue working at home
>don't profit

>> No.53330714

>>53330176
>dyson v15
Cordless are for fags.

>> No.53330720

>>53330701
imagine being this retarded

>> No.53330794

>>53330176
why the fuck is that so expensive

i just bought a miele c3 from costco for like cad$460 (that's like us$200)

>> No.53331584

>>53330701
what do you want to tell me?

>> No.53331722

>>53330176
Bought and installed a hot tub for my mom

>> No.53332054

>>53330381
melty????

>> No.53332189
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53332189

holy fuck
its the bitdao meme girl come to life