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[Anonymous No.53321020]

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

[Anonymous No.53321028]

[Anonymous No.53321532]

>>53321020
bump

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[Anonymous No.53321608]

>>53321020
Me too.
I've always been a heterosexual Muslim man.

But something changed when invested in chainlink.

By Allah, I cannot stop thinking about Sergey Nazarov.

Sergey Nazarov is a stallion like no other.

Sergey has the biggest penis in finance.

[Anonymous No.53321635]

>>53321020
Years ago i met in a Russian mosque a man called Imam Sergeyllah Nazaromedov. After a few prayers, we decided to finish praying at his place to get more hasanat, so he invited me to his condo. He was very pious, so he grabbed a piece of paper and he started to draw something, he told me to start praying while he watches me, so I went to do my normal prayer, but whenever I did sujud, Sergeyllah came at me from behind and helped me correct my sujud posture, but his crotch rubbed against my ass every time he did it and I could feel him getting harder and harder. I was also feeling my penis get harder and harder, which confused me and didn't let me focus on Allah, so I did what any good muslim man would do, get the bad thoughts out of the way by indulging them so I can pray 100%. I pulled my abaya up and Sergeyllah inserted his huge blessed penis inside my anus.I felt instantly stretched but it felt ecstatic, he was moaning so loud I was scared he would have a heart attack, sweat was driping all over me, and I was so lost in his love I forgot about god for a while.Then he came, what a divine ejaculation, it felt like warm comfort inside me, as soon as he pulled his penis out I clenched my anus to not waste one drop of that warm nectar. He then pulled my abaya down, came next to me, and we prayed together with our minds 100% concentrated on god. When we finished, he told me a sad story about a man who stole from thousands of mentally ill children and we both cried until our beards were wet. 9 months later I gave birth to our child, which shouldn't have happened since I'm a man, but the semen was so strong and was held for so long inside my body couldn't resist.

[Anonymous No.53322056]

>>53321020
Fuck. Ian is this you? You baghold LINK?
Answer plainly or I'm gonna make a fuzz about it on pol.

[Anonymous No.53322062]

link threads never disappoint

[Anonymous No.53322634]

>>53322056
>Ian
My name is Muhammad

[Anonymous No.53322825]

"There are two hundred and sixteen seconds remaining, you have to make a decision."
Sergey Nazarov, the former CEO now Co-Founder of the famous Dark Horse Cryptocurrency coin "ChainLink", stared at his screen. Sweat dripped from his forehead.
This is it, he thought, my personal moment of truth.
Sergey took a bite from his Big Mac. A clock on the wall without hands continued to tick. Big Mac sauce ran down his chin but Sergey ignored it and focused on the task at hand.
On the screen a sell order was prepared. 1 million LINK to be sold on Binance at the current market rate, about the price of a cup of coffee.
"Its going up..." Sergey murmured.
"Sir, time is almost up you have to do this"
"I will, you can trust me"
Without looking at the screen Sergey sighed and clicked the sell button. Instantly the green candle that had been slowly gathering momentum was eradicated. A red candle took its place and the price of LINK returned to where it should be, about the price of a cup of coffee.
"There! That does it. Now I can get back to some real work. Bring in the rest of them"
A large cart filled with Big Macs was ushered into the small office.
"Leave me I have a lot of work to do" Sergey said licking his lips in anticipation.