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>> No.53310120

>>53310112
it's not for sale sorry.

>> No.53310135

>>53310112
John Mcafee snuck this pen into a Spanish prison, with his asshole.
It’s a collectors item

>> No.53310150

>>53310112
But how will you pay? Cash or credit card?

>> No.53310159
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>>53310112
I stuck it in my gf's butt.
Pic of my gf

>> No.53310313

>>53310112
https://www.amazon.com/pens/s?k=pens

>> No.53310322

>>53310112
dr;ns

>> No.53311131
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>>53310112
>Sell me this pen
No. It's my pen now.

>> No.53311158

>>53310112
You can carry it around with you everwhere you go and you can stab the people you don't like in the eye with it.

>> No.53311174

One word.
Sounding.

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>>53310112
> get my onlyfans for only 19.99 per month

>> No.53311208

>>53310112
Listen up, buddy. This pen ain't just any ordinary writing utensil. It's a tool for success. You see that sleek design? That's power. That grip? Comfort. And that ink flow? Precision. This pen is the key to closing deals, signing contracts, and dominating in the boardroom. And let me tell you, it's a steal at its current price. You want in on the winning team? You better snag this pen before it's too late.

>> No.53311210

>>53310159
That’s a man

>> No.53311222

>>53311194
interesting. hm

>> No.53311225
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>>53311208
>That grip? Comfort.

>> No.53311237

>>53310112
Do you want to buy a pen, anon?

>> No.53311239

>>53310159
pregnant

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>>53310112
nice try Jordan but no. by the way it was me who sold you out to the feds lol

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>>53310112
That's a pretty neat pen Halberstram. Now, let's see Paul Allen's pen.
Look at that subtle off-silver coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a red underline.
That's a pretty fucking good pen anon, i won't sell you this pen, i want to buy YOUR pen. I already have all the money i need from my VINU bags

>> No.53311339

>>53310112
I'm sorry i can't sell you this pen. I don't think you're really the kind of buyer we're looking for.

>> No.53311397

>>53310112
It's a bored pen nft

>> No.53311447

>>53310112
Are you ready to take your written communication to the next level? Look no further than this pen, my friend. This is not just a writing instrument, it's a tool for closing deals, making millions and crushing your competition. The sleek design represents the power you'll hold in your hand, the comfortable grip is the precision you'll have in your execution, and the smooth ink flow is the money flowing into your bank account.
You want to be a true 10Xer? You need this pen. Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to upgrade your writing game and take control of your financial future.

>> No.53311539

>>53311194
The lgtb surgeon did a beautiful job down there, it looks like the real thing. That's a beautiful man

>> No.53311550

>>53310112
If you want it so bad, just buy it. If not, someone else will. No skin off my back, I already have a pen. All I know is that this is the only pen left, and I wouldn't want to be the guy who gets caught without a pen. You do you, though.

>> No.53311613

>>53311447
This guy works in marketing

>> No.53311907

>ywnbaps
You will never be a pen salesman

>> No.53311983

>>53310159
straight into the homework folder

>> No.53312146
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need pen to creat bickoi

>> No.53312165

>>53310112
>THE WORD "NIGGER" IS FOR CLOSERS.

>> No.53312203

>>53310112
It's limited edition. Only 1 is produced in the entire world.

>> No.53313104

Look, I trust you, so I'll let you in on something. You work in an office right? I got this shipment of pens, like this one, solid product, sturdy, doesn't leak ink. It's the kind of affordable quality that offices buy in bulk. In fact my last job used to get these and I kind of have a few boxes in my own garage that weren't meant for resale. But for you, if you take both boxes off my hands nice and quiet, I'll give you a bulk price no store could compete with. You'll be set for years to come, for pocket change. We can go pick them up right now.
it's a fake story and they're just dirt cheap pens I bought for cheaper than I'm pitching the shady special deal

>> No.53313459

>>53310112
No

>> No.53313478

this pencil was once inside belle delphines pussy

>> No.53313492

>>53310112
If you don't buy this pen I will make it my life's mission to find out where you live and murder your entire family while you sleep.

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>>53310112

>> No.53313630

>>53313572
I will buy your pen

>> No.53314177

>>53310112

With every pen purchase, we help a needy child from the Central African Republic to immigrate to Israel.

>> No.53314418

>>53313572
I will buy your pen motherfucker

>> No.53314535

>>53310112
Did you miss the ink and quill? Want to be super early on the next 1000X? Buy PEN

>There are real world usecases and actual utility, which will lead to mass-adoption

>Many big name partnerships, with more still to come! DYOR

>Combined with the current burn rate, when enough people buy PEN, it will become deflationary (at that point, the price will skyrocket - NFA) Just imagine what the price will be in 5 years.

>Dev is doxxed and ownership renounced, so there is no chance of rug

>No whitepaper needed - with PEN you can write your own whitepaper

>> No.53314723

>>53310112
That pack of wild niggers is armed with pencils.

>> No.53314740

>>53313572
I will buy your pen

>> No.53314742

>>53310112
Stop trying to take my pen, asshole. Just because it’s on my desk doesn’t mean it’s free to take.

>> No.53314774

What else are you going to use to get out of those handcuffs?

>> No.53314800

>>53310112

See this pen? Give me 5 bucks and I'll stab that hobo with it. Gimme ten, and I'll let you keep the pen as a souvenir.

>> No.53314895

Or you could just sign the contract using your own blood.