WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53289458]

[Anonymous No.53289519]

>>53289458
>trading at $6 nearly six years after its ICO
lmfao what a pathetic shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53289548]

>>53289458
we just might after all

[Anonymous No.53289661]

In two more weeks arbitrum v.02 will release and link will pump to 1k
Trust the plan marines.

[Anonymous No.53289744]

>>53289519
>>53289661
We must spend hundreds of hours of our lives making poorly made memes and scripts about blue cube bad
We must make thousands upon thousands of posts about blue cube bad
We must become so angry that we threaten you with violence or death for holding chainlink because blue cube bad

We also do not care about link because blue cube bad
We do this purely for fun. This is what we do for fun. We do not always sound angry - we are always having fun

If you do not believe us it is because you are an obsessed schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.53289749]

I find myself wondering what it must be like to be you guys; to have saved up a sizeable stack of Link and then, thinking yourself a savvy investor/businessman, lodging most of it on Bancor and Celsius, all the while dreaming of this rich lifestyle you would one day soon attain.
I try to imagine the crippling grief and the dreadful feeling of loss when you realised it was all turning to shit. Oh god that must have been horrific. Like having a child taken from you. All your hopes and dreams gone, just like that. Of course, it actually took a while as there was this brief hope you might get it all back, but it wasn't to be.
I only pray you didn't buy a lot of Linkpool too, did you? To lock in that 'guaranteed share of all node earnings'? Holy mother of mercy, but that was not to be either, was it?
Your pain must be indescribable. I only hope I can offer a few words of consolation: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.53289780]

>>53289744
>>53289749
these posts were written by a disgusting green haired HR whore

[Anonymous No.53289803]

>>53289744
>nurse! This patient is having is have delusions again, he thinks his favorite shitcoin is worth $1000 when its only $6, hes also having delusions of persecution by the illuminati transexuals of bulgaria. Im prescribing 20mg lithium to be taken orally twice daily.

[Anonymous No.53289822]

>>53289780
>>53289803
how do they seethe so hard and so fast? Is it GPT3 or are there really fud autists with 16 monitors who dedicate 18 hours a day to saying "blue cube bad" on an obscure anime investment website?

[Anonymous No.53289831]

Bump. I hope we make it in time for my sons birthday. I want to get him a nice first car. I know I shouldn’t spoil him but I didn’t get a car until I turned 19 and it was shitty. I think I’ll get him a BMW

[Anonymous No.53289835]

>>53289822
>how do they seethe so hard and so fast? Is it GPT3 or are there really fud autists with 16 monitors who dedicate 18 hours a day to saying "blue cube bad" on an obscure anime investment website?

[Anonymous No.53289854]

>>53289831
Don't get him a BMW dude that's terrible for a kid. Huge maintenance costs and training him to be a materialistic jerk.
Get him a decent, cheap station wagon he can put camping and sports gear in.

[Anonymous No.53289887]

>>53289854
We live in Orange County in Southern California so appearance is a big thing. I have to keep up a professional look for my clients so I want my son to drive something nice. Maybe I’ll just give him my 2018 M4 and get myself a Porsche 911.

[Anonymous No.53289889]

>>53289458
I look forward to your pain when the 50m token betrayal starts

[Anonymous No.53289901]

>>53289835
that's the other thing i don't understand. with stable diffusion you can literally make any meme in seconds. why are people still using soijaks from 2019?
Is it just because they're bots who have been given a folder of old memes to pull from, or is it third worlders who were given a briefing folder that just had those memes in it?
Either way, stable diffusion is free and puts literally infinite memery at your fingertips for zero effort.

[Anonymous No.53289921]

>>53289887
Sounds vacuous. You should get an RV and then travel around until you find a rural area that has soul rather than just methheads. Do your son a favor and raise him in fresh air around people who don't car about consumption.

[Anonymous No.53289931]

>>53289887
Hey your son a 911 and yourself a matte grey G Wagon.

[Anonymous No.53289993]

>>53289921
That does sound nice but the wife would never agree to that. She loves being an Orange County housewife and doing the wine gossip with her friends.
>>53289931
I’m not too much of a fan of G Wagons. I love Porsche and I’d maybe consider a Tesla as well.

[Anonymous No.53290005]

>>53289458
wagfmi

[Anonymous No.53290035]

Fudders

[Anonymous No.53290045]

>>53289993
How quickly I've gone from wanting to help you to wanting you to die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.53290053]

>>53290035
t. Chainlink Labs employee

[Anonymous No.53290061]

>>53290045
You know they say Happy Wife Happy Life.

[Anonymous No.53290131]

>>53290061
A fine bumper sticker for your wife's BMW.

[Anonymous No.53290140]

>>53289780
>>53289803
>>53289835
>>53289889
>>53290053
We must spend hundreds of hours of our lives making poorly made memes and scripts about blue cube bad
We must make thousands upon thousands of posts about blue cube bad
We must become so angry that we threaten you with violence or death for holding chainlink because blue cube bad

We also do not care about link because blue cube bad
We do this purely for fun. This is what we do for fun. We do not always sound angry - we are always having fun

If you do not believe us it is because you are an obsessed schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.53290141]

>>53289901
can a soijak posting fudder reply to this, i am honestly intrigued

[Anonymous No.53290148]

>>53290131
When I behave she lets me out of chastity so I can jerkoff to her and her boyfriend doing it.

[Anonymous No.53290159]

>>53289887
>raising your son into the vapid rat-race consoomerist lifestyle early

yikes

[Anonymous No.53290162]

>>53290053
hello madam sir, i am paypig

[Anonymous No.53290167]

>>53289822
>the bulgarians must of teamed up with the deep state...They are using AI quantum computing and HAARP technology to fud my bags..
>ive started noticing my microwave emitting mind control waves making me doubt chainlink..
>the illuminati is changing the weather around me to make it rain so im depressed and sell my link!!!

Yup its meds time marine

[Anonymous No.53290207]

>>53289901
>old soijaks
Ok boomer keep posting your frog from 2012 and grasping for straws to explain why your shitcoin bags are underperforming

[Anonymous No.53290209]

>>53289458
chain link is yesterdays news anon. the time to make it was years ago
the official /biz/ coin in 2023 and beyond has to be ICP

[Anonymous No.53290309]

>>53290207
I was talking about AI images at your fingertips did you even read what I wrote below flipping out?

[Anonymous No.53290362]

>>53290309
You were talking about paid third world shills using "old memes"
Even tho the logic for that would mean just posting generic frogs like the esl pajeets were doing for all of 2021 the dogshitcoin bull run.

[Anonymous No.53290375]

>>53290167
>My sides

[Anonymous No.53290389]

>>53290362
I was asking why people are still posting old memes when AI can generate any image you want in seconds, and I can’t even understand what you’re trying to say here.

[Anonymous No.53290397]

>>53290375
Nobody has said that for years.

[Anonymous No.53290493]

>>53290397
F you newfag, I'll laugh when I want and how I want

[Anonymous No.53290507]

>>53290053
jowls have begun dropping

[Anonymous No.53290727]

>>53290389
I prefer handmade memes with SOVL