My boomer dad is sealing bags of fiat in foodsavr bags and burying it

[Anonymous No.53273656]

What the fuck is wrong with boomers? Is this idea completely insane and betraying a fundamental misunderstanding of currency, or am I a retarded midwit?

[Anonymous No.53273675]

>>53273656
why isn’t he buying gold and silver and burying that?

[Anonymous No.53273719]

>>53273656
That’s so fucking stupid. I thought my boomer parents were retarded…

[Anonymous No.53273722]

>>53273675
I try to avoid talking to him about anything involving logic. I asked him and his answer made no sense. I asked him if currency became so overinflated that we were at Weimar levels, wouldnt cash be worthless (duh). He claims, if that happens gold would be worthless. OK, one that's false, and two your fiat would still be worthless lmao.

[Anonymous No.53273723]

He should be doing this

[Anonymous No.53273740]

>>53273722
your dad has obviously never held real gold or silver before

[Anonymous No.53273748]

When your mom mysteriously dies soon you'll realize what a genius he really is

[Anonymous No.53273752]

>>53273723
that’s a lot of gold, but I’d still rather have my wife and kids than the gold and silver I could buy if I didn’t have to support their freeloading asses

[Anonymous No.53273753]

>>53273656

[Anonymous No.53273755]

>>53273656
have you told him that central bankers are unsealing the bag in the middle of the night and stealing 10% of it every year?

[Anonymous No.53273777]

>>53273656
The lengths Boomers are going to now to keep from handing down any generational wealth to their kids is getting really out of control.
Tell him to at least spend the money on cruises and resort vacations like his peers are doing.

[Anonymous No.53273796]

>>53273656
/biz/ all thinks its stupid so your dad must be a genius

[Anonymous No.53273819]

>>53273753
pathetic

[Anonymous No.53273823]

>>53273777
>medicare estate recovery laws

[Anonymous No.53273863]

Bury the fiat up and steal it anon

Also he's right if gold and fiat and system collapses
Axes and guns will reign Supreme

[Anonymous No.53273875]

>>53273823
>medicare estate recovery laws
Aaaaaaahaaaa

[Anonymous No.53273922]

If this is a reaction to some imagined future breakdown of civilized society, it makes way more sense to convert the currency to useful shit like canned food, medical supplies, power tools, etc.

[Anonymous No.53273946]

it is dumb and there is no sound reasoning for it whatsoever

[Anonymous No.53274001]

>>53273656
He probably saw something on Facebook/fox news

[Anonymous No.53274048]

>>53273656
don't stop him, just mark the position, get all the cash back, trade it for btc, and write the seed on a fucking steel plate

[Anonymous No.53274259]

>>53273656
How old is he?

[Anonymous No.53274351]

>>53273656
Your dad is a drug dealer anon. Keep your trap shut and let the man do his work.

[Anonymous No.53274377]

>>53273863
silver purifies water

[Anonymous No.53274381]

>>53273656
He is smart when society collapses and the banks shutdown he’ll have money to do trade with others and keep his family safe.

[Anonymous No.53274399]

>>53274381
>he thinks people with things to trade will accept paper fiat in the event of a collapse
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.53274403]

>>53273656
>Hurr muh BoomerZoomerCoomer
>Hurr blurblur hur blurbkjjkhaldkwaldnakwndla
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.53274456]

>>53274403
Seethe boomer

[Anonymous No.53274474]

Unless you have a 7-figure net worth, you shouldn't bother with gold at all.

[Anonymous No.53274500]

>>53274474
you’re just saying that because you want a goyim servant class to remain

[Anonymous No.53274513]

>>53274500
If you have less, your time would be better spent in asset classes with higher growth. Gold is a hedge, not a path to wealth.

[Anonymous No.53274538]

Sounds like early onset dementia

[Anonymous No.53274558]

>hoarding fiat
Good if you think you'll get banned from electronic fiat (credit cards) and think you'll need to flee the country in the short term and on very short notice
>burying it
You'd also need to expect people to come and search your house, THEN plan to leave AFTER you've already had feds/gangs all up in your shit, and you'd have to assume they wouldn't just arrest you. Plus you'd have to spend time digging it up again.

Overall 1/10 plan, not good, boomerdad needs to recheck his assumptions and either consider burying gold/guns/ammo, or keeping a stockpile of fiat in his bugout bag and his car full of gas.

[Anonymous No.53274565]

>>53274513
ah yes, i shall buy dogecoin as a way to store my money that i can't afford to lose

thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.53274589]

>>53274565
You can afford to lose a lot more than you think. It's really not that expensive to start over from zero if you have desirable skills.

[Anonymous No.53274591]

>>53273722
Your dad is actually a fucking retard. Fo dig up everything, buy gold, then bury it back where you dug up the fiat

[Anonymous No.53274610]

Anons help me, how do I convince my boomer dad? He is resistant to anything that suggests he is even a little bit wrong about anything.

[Anonymous No.53274619]

>>53273656
that’s how you grow new money retard

[Anonymous No.53274623]

>>53274513
everything you just said only validated why everyone should own gold, tho I would go a step further and advise silver.

[Anonymous No.53274648]

>>53274610
let him be wrong and be prepared to have no help from him through life.

[Anonymous No.53274658]

>>53273656
Dig it back up, buy gold/silver/bitcoin. He'll probably forget where he buried it anyways.

[Anonymous No.53274671]

>>53274610
Fpbp. The money will mold me disintegrate into nothing usable because moisture.

[Anonymous No.53274679]

>>53274610
Boomers only trust screens and propaganda, so take his phone and subscribe him to a bunch of channels that spew propaganda you agree with so his feed will be full of your thoughts, then he'll brainwash himself.

Start with channels that talk about fiat being crap and gold/silver being the way, then some channels about bitcoin being digital gold. He'll probably gravitate to litecoin in the end.

[Anonymous No.53274691]

>>53273656
Where is your dads house?

[Anonymous No.53274699]

>>53274679
Boomers need it to come from a screen and a talking head. I'm not sure if my dad was always this dumb or if he became dumb after relentless psyops

[Anonymous No.53274702]

>>53273656
>>53273722
UK is removing currency from legal tender all the time to add "security features" and troll vegans.

Doesn't need inflation to become worthless. Just the government saying so.

[Anonymous No.53274713]

>>53274658
>>53274610
Also, buy some fake play money online, something that looks semi-realistic. Soak it in muddy water. Then swap it for the real stuff. If your dad ever digs it up, he'll see a bunch of disintegrated shit and figure it's his own fault for it getting waterlogged.

[Anonymous No.53274765]

>>53274699
Nobody is immune to brainwashing. The only way to remain human is to avoid propaganda like you're a vampire avoiding sunlight.

[Anonymous No.53274776]

>>53273656
Based and PabloEscobarpilled

[Anonymous No.53274825]

Your father is doing crime and is expecting to have his house raided in a year.

[Anonymous No.53275375]

It's over

[Anonymous No.53275401]

>>53274565
Goldfags miss the entire bullrun then jerk it to S&P tier gains while the S&P corrects. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.53275448]

>>53273722
Tell him that he should give you the money, and you'll reduce the inflation by poking tiny holes in the money. Because that's the level of idiocy he's operating at here.

[Anonymous No.53275543]

>>53274456
Hurr, hurr hurr even.