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53271653 No.53271653 [Reply] [Original]

You will never be a real millionaire investor. Internet ""Money"" won't make you rich. Crypto Ponzis won't skyrocket your net value. Your ""investments"" will never bear fruit and go to zero, while you're left reflecting on the conmen who sold you the idea of yachts and lambos for such little effort. Another thing you are doing is maximizing risk exposure thinking that one of your big gambles will pull it off. If you want to be a gambling addict that's fine, there are programs that can treat you or you will be fully accepted in Casinos, but don't try to convince investors of real assets that you are one of them, they'll just laugh you out right in your face. There is no magical become a millionaire overnight investment, true monetary wealth takes some combination of generations to build, true genius, and/or the force of Government. The investment you're looking to shill has been outperformed by fiat currency between 2017 and now, even the most uneducated of normies know that. I'm not being a bastard or trolling you, a friend of mine went through the whole thing, he watched ten grand appear to become millions on paper and thought he was hot shit, got married to a supermodel. Then one day it all came crashing down, "it will recover" he told himself as his value plummeted first below a million, than below a hundred thou. When it fell below a mil his wife cheated on him, divorced him, took the house and all the real assets while leaving him with his internet money. It didn't turn out to be the win he thought as a dead cat bounce after his divorce finalized gave him the illusion of hope, only to take it away as his net worth crashed until it was even below what he put in. In the end, he roped and none of his "investment buddies" nor any of the women who scammed him showed up to his funeral.

>> No.53271678
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53271678

>>53271653
but i am a millionaire from investing in internet money

meanwhile youre a bitter wagie who invents stories about your "friends" committing suicide

>> No.53271711

you're gay to me

>> No.53271763

bobo I agree with you.

at the same I tell you that nothing is certain in life. You never know when the angel of death comes and extract soul from your body.

>> No.53271774

Would be an absolute shame if I just didn’t read that

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>>53271653
It's really over, isn't it? I can't believe I fomo'd in at 21,138.

>> No.53272306

>>53271678
Based fellow millionaire

>> No.53272479

>>53272306
>>53271678
I hope you know no one believes your LARPs