/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are there 3 smgs in the catlog

Idk what I'm gonna do in the market next week

Perks of discover
>injure shops with 12 % fee
>best cashback card
>5% rotating cats

Tell me anon, why not discover/amex?

Are you poor?

>>53261006
Invest in Mexico, gringo.

Lil bit a chicken fried

Just realized that we've got 3 days in a row of absolutely nothing now.
Might unironically buy some bitcoin while it's pumping to help distract myself from the boredom.
I need a new hobby.

Better not be selling for a loss BOY! We WILL know, and we WILL laugh at you!

>>53260995
They are past the bump limit. /biz/ is just slow

>tfw S&P 500 got trips and I can't even get doubles

>>53260631
Got heemed by my ARKK short

>>53261015
>credit cards
For what purpose when you can simply borrow against your account balance?

>>53261022
vodka neet and one of those comfy bear suit onezies.

how tf is the price of bitcoin goin up?

My net worth pretty much hasn't changed since last June. Am I gonna make it?

>>53261024
i like art, mini painting, and woodcutting (although i have not gotten into it yet, I just wanna make shelves)

>>53261033
>How much is the fish?
Scooter was just an AQB investor, wasn't he?

another comfy day with my JEPI bros

>>53261067
It's actually gone down. You're either improving or getting worse. Same is an illusion.

>>53261054
Credit cards effectively give you a rotating zero interest loan for 1 month at a time.
With treasuries at around 4.8%, that's approximately 0.4% savings on every purchase. Cashback rewards on top of that too.

If you pay with cash or debit card, you're wasting that 0.4%.

>>53261015
shit I would like to get more Amex cards but I wanna be under the 5/24 rule for chase cards. I'm already preapproved for almost all chase cards but not sure which one best suits me overall.

>>53261054
Cashback is better imo and id rather not borrow against my securities , thats just my personal rule.

i entered NEGG at 2.70

>>53261054
Stores have to pay swipe fees whenever a customer uses plastic (debit or credit). Those swipe fees get baked into product prices since merchants are not allowed to do surcharges for credit card payers. Credit card issuers use the swipe fees to give rewards to card users. So... if you're paying for something and not using a credit card that gives you rewards then you are in essence giving money to rewards chads like me (unless you pay cash and the merchant has a discount for cash). I'm getting a free vacation in a couple months

>>53261087
Is that an AI girl?
What program'd you use?

>>53261116
and exited at 3, right?

>>53261123
>ignoring the lines

Thats actually drawn

>>53261122
>I'm getting a free vacation in a couple months
This guy gets it.

>>53261124

>>53261123
no, she's my wife, Roon

He was right, bros.

You guys think a fast food restaurant where you can casually tell race jokes around coworkers and trash talk customers about their choice in movies is a profitable investment? I would also include a 4channel terminal where customers and workers can make fun of cripples to blow off steam in this stressful world. Considering popeyes is still around I think its a profitable investment.

>>53261153
SELL!!! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!

dow will shit the bed while tech will go higher next week
risk on is setting in

>>53261136
>>53261150
Sorry, something about the soft lines and the eyes reminded me of that weird type of artefacting that AI generators end up making.

>>53261071
I'm still holding these stinky fish bags at 1.85 LMAO

>>53261087
I'm loving it. No matter what life throws at me, I'm now getting $350 a month for sitting on my ass. Feels like redemption, the tunnel out of hell. Until the market changes.

>>53261153
DAGNABIT

Well guys, guess we're in for a crash .

>>53261162
I would rather see wagies suffer desu.

>>53261191
The ball is never wrong. It predicted upward crab, and now it says we're all going to get fucked. FUCK!!!!

>>53261186
>$350 a month
How many days do months have on your planet?

>>53261153
He was right about Wells Fargo, glad I didn't buy puts

>>53261153
>Cramer
>Crater
uh... Mumubros?

>>53261087
>>53261186
Based dividend boomers rise up

>>53261205
about $36,500 in JEPI will give you that in dividends every month

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

My buck broken self is not used to having so many consecutive green days after so long in this year long bear market. I am getting slightly antsy and want to sell this.

>>53261245
meant for
>>53261212

Damn what happened in power hour?

>>53261253
Nah, dividends are your friends.

>>53261275
Crab hour

Are the fringe 20 who wouldn’t vote for McCarthy going to score a crash for us, bobos?

>>53261212
Last dividend was $336. I have over 30K in JEPI. I'm all in.

>>53261245
>>53261271
I just wanted to know what planet $350/month is acceptable.
Like, maybe a month on Neptune only has like 2 days, so that's kinda okay sort of.

>>53261245
i can make more on that selling covered calls on SOXL with half the investment

>>53261309
No, dems still exist anon

>>53261253
>Buy a piece of a company, entitling you to a share of their profits
>They don't give YOU any profits, you have to sell your piece to someone else, and someone down the line ends up with a less valuable company piece.

Meanwhile
>Buy a piece of a company, entitling you to a share of their profits
>You get a share of their profits regularly

I choose dividends. If I wanted to buy commodities and sell them at a markup, I'd just make a new business, not buy ownership in an existing one. This isn't drop shipping, this is INVESTING. Where you entrust an entity with some of your money, and they agree to make you money and pay you what they made with your investment, until such a time as they or someone else buys you out.

Reminder that dividends are your right as an investor.

>>53261324
>>53261356
The deal is, I just park my money in dividend stocks and forget about it. No hassle, no fuss. More time for grilling and cold beers on Friday night

>>53261356
okay
did you make enough on CCs to make up for the 81% loss in value over the past year?

>>53261310
>locking up 30k for measly $336 / month ($4000 / year)

>>53261287
Dividends are non-consensual distributions.

>>53261386
i'm green on my SOXL position because I Followed The Plan.
will you make enough on your dividends when the completely unsustainable yield on JEPI goes belly up?

>>53261309
>approve 1.8 trillion spending bill 2 more weeks ago
>already out of money 2 more weeks into the year

>>53261324
It's meaningless anyway. A dividend is merely a return of past earnings. If they wanted more than $350 a month, they could easily just sell some stock.

Remember: Dividends are irrelevant.

>>53261394
>non-consensual
if you don't like it then vote to change the people on the board to people who won't pay the dividend

>>53261405
[x] doubt

>>53260976
This stock market is sus as fuck, why the huge rally?

>>53261440
you will need rope when the unsustainable dividend craters.

>>53261446
We discovered The Ball.

>>53261446
tfw sold NVDA before TSM earnings this week
should've known better in this clown market

>>53261461
it isn't as if he can't sell his jepi once volatility goes back to normal

>>53261446
What's weird is that NVDA was green today. There wasn't even any news.

>>53261471

>>53261446
people don't trust banks, and the banks said we're going into a recession.

>>53261461
Not gonna happen, bucko. I've been around the block long enough to know. Trust me. You young bucks just don't have the patience for real investing.

>>53261494
true where is news anon on green days?

I find it amusing that the narrative is that republicans are taking advantage of the debt ceiling and potential debt default to negotiate lower spending.

Rebudgeting sounds like common sense if we are talking about debt rising

I seriously think if the markets keep going full retard with the pumps and rallies, Powell will nuke the entire economy with a 1000bps hike rate and say "fuck your money", kek.

Are there any good AI ETFs yet? Or are they just going to stay private and the value ends up being displayed in the companies that use it?

>>53261471

Also, I want to say how fucked up it is the Market Makers have everyone afraid of every significant pump. This is like an abusive relationship.

>>53261461
to be honest, I'm just parking my money into JEPI until spy goes back above the 200 sma. Then I'm going back into UPRO (200 SMA LRS)

Anyone else on Mara?

VIX at 18, reversal any day now.

>>53261389
yeah man i'd rather go -30% with tech

>>53261571
Who's Mara and why would I be on her? I'm a married man for gods sake

>>53261116
Never buy end of day on a holiday weekend. Now you know

7th week in a row beating the wealth management quants at my dumbass broker, if I make it to 12 I'll just apply.

>recession downside warning

uh oh even normies can see the writing on the wall with this weird market movement today

https://youtu.be/xHuBQS380ZU

>>53261389
It's pretty funny when you put it that way. I basically get the same return selling a single month of BTU puts whenever it's near the lows.

I'm still salty that AMZN pumped almost 15% in the last few days. I wanted it to dump down to $70 instead.

oh well, at least there might be a rug pull in the future if they fuck up the Buy with Prime strategy.

>>53261676
>click video
>nonwhite speaking
Non whites are demons. Disregard

>>53261676
>Implying normies thinking there's trouble isn't the best indicator everything is fine

>>53261717
Incredibly common normie sentiment, normie.

>>53261389
I've literally never seen anyone in /smg/ who can beat this even for a year.

>>53261446
Because we live in a faggot clownworld where the people in charge openly disrespect free market principles and have no qualms about manipulating prices (or society in general).

I'm going all in on calls on Tuesday with the last bit of my money, if I lose it I'm going homeless. I hope this works out

>>53261776
Welcome to the world after 1929

>>53261568
SPY just closed above the 200 SMA today.

>>53261781
I too am a gambler.

>>53261781
You can move into the bag. Remember, you're only bullish because the market is up. If it was down you'd be less bullish.

>SBNY
I shorted this pile of trash
Naked
Into earnings

Am I going to regret it?
Or will I regret not shorting more harder?

Pic related, it’s the dot

Breaking up. Whats the next way to have a stupid relationship

>>53261153
I mean if thats true why dont I, every one here, every single hedgefund, and every single retirement account handler just go all in on calls?

Imagine living in Iceland back in the 2000s where nearly everyone there got rich off stocks, and proceeded to hold all the way down, except you cashed out at the peak

"Americans Finding It Difficult To Pay Credit Card Dues On Time; Delinquency Rises Amid All-Time-High Interest Rates" - MSM

Could this be the real reason for the major pump this week? Trying to put bandaids on the cracking dam?

>>53261816
Barely

I want Bobo to suffer.

Still an 85% chance of red day on Monday according to vix 10% theory.

>>53261781
>VIX 18
>5 green days
anon,.. I...
wait at least for a consolidation pullback
even the biggest permamumu should see this shit is not going straight up every day

>>53261848
isn't there only ever a half dozen people who pay their cc's and everyone is expected to declare bankruptcy ?

>>53261848
bullish, pivot soon

>>53261162
Will you put them in cagies and make them wear a nametag that says wagie? If so ill go

>>53261822
Let's look at the Mumumeter. It says almost 16, that means Mumus are 16% of the market more than Bobos, it's hot.

>>53261848
>>53261865
Not much point in credit scores anymore if you cant buy a house and soon wont be able to buy a car

>>53261854
>Bullish posters are kinder and nic-

>>53261186
What's a good price to get in jepi. O seems overbought

>>53261893
we're going all the way to 40

crypto panick buying starting kek

youtube algorithm suggesting me 'yoga' videos like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTnn3m3fAqo

>>53261832

>>53261854
Haven’t I suffered enough?!

I want a sincere apology from every single poster in this thread and I want it now.

>>53261860
>vix 10% theory
I think I can guess what that's about (VIX being pretty low), but what's the 10% about?

>>53261912
See, typical example of Mumu feeling hot when the Mumumeter is high, oblivious to the fact that the Mumumeter doesn't predict what will happen next at all.

>>53261324
My bills are 350 a month. This works well

>>53261931
Sorry your gonna have to put a salmon in your stinker when my fish bags moon I'm diamond handing these bad boys to the moon

>>53261822
>>53261864
I literally have no bias, if you guys tell me to do puts, I'll literally do it. But this is my last play, either I end it all or I take back my life. This is it, I bought calls today and I rode it up to 80% before it crashed back to -10%. Then I sold for a fucking piss low gain of 40%, doesn't help that I got roped in by BBBY fags. I only made 10% back today because of those fags.

There's some guy just sleeping on the ground next to the building across the street from me. He doesn't look homeless or anything... just taking a nap... Weird

>>53261922
What is it?

>>53261676
am i affected in Brazil?

Anons, I think I might switch from being a bobo into a mumu for a while. Should I long AMZN instead?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/01/13/dont-let-the-sinking-stock-price-scare-you-amazon/

>>53261936
>See, typical example of Mumu feeling hot when the Mumumeter is high, oblivious to the fact that the Mumumeter doesn't predict what will happen next at all.
seems like the extreme bull readings line up with a sell off shortly after though, it already looks like we're at the jackson hole reading.

>>53261970
>six straight days of gains
>Ah yes now is the time to switch

>>53261966
Gangstalking you is tiresome work, he's just taking a break from operating the voice to skull 5g tower.

Nonwhites are demons. Disregard anything they say. Jannie if you ban me for this you are not white

It's absurd that the world's biggest stock market closes for two days a year to honour niggers.

>>53261962
Get a job and stop gambling, you're clearly shit at making the right moves or even proper risk management. This is financial advice.

>>53261764
> blocks your path.

>>53261997
I was too late, I did shorts and puts back then. Now I regret it and want to make some money back.

>>53261970
AMZN still hasnt learned its lesson, theyre heeming money into streaming bs that no one wants.

>>53261446
Retail investors Reddit just got their bonuses and pay raises and are going all in with everything they have, same reason why Bed Bath and Beyond pumped almost 50% yesterday after they announced their potential bankruptcy. After I saw that and the RSI for SPY finally going into overbought territory for the time since November I went all in on puts for March. If we go back to November price levels I make six figures, if not guess I'm screwed but the rate hike in February is probably going to be a good sell off point for us to see lower lows I think.

>>53262004
It looks like he's passed out drunk... Earlier, a security guard from the building was looking at him, but the police haven't shown up or anything yet...

>>53261968
Bizball.

The lines say it will go down. What say you?

>>53262024
I made 20 days of straight profit until I lost 80% of my portfolio this Tuesday. I just got really unlucky, somehow I'll get lucky for once. Right? That's how it works right?

>>53261970
No, Let Amazon suffer until they ACTUALLY make good contend for Prime (and have better working conditions, the wage cage concept was nightmarish).

>>53262070

>>53262082
You make zero profit unless you cash out.

>>53261905
We are (in bull markets). But now we're in a bear market and you must pay for your crimes by getting margin called.

>>53261929
No. Not until you've lost everything for making me temporarily losing money in my portfolio (until the next 10 year bull run arrives, which it's about to do). Until then I'm just accumulating shares of AMD with every paycheck until I double my money.

am i retarded or is tradingview really hard to understand? i just wanted to see how much money i'd have if i purchased discounted company stocks earlier this year and can't figure it out lol.

>>53262082
It has nothing to do with luck, you risked too much, that's the only way someone can lose 80% of their portfolio this quickly. If you want to gamble some more then pick puts, a famous trader on Twitter (Wifey) who picked puts correctly on 4 occasions in the previous year just said to get puts right now, and he's likely right. But stop making trades that can cost you more than 20% of your portfolio if they go the wrong way.

>>53262082
Sounds like you need to read up on the kelly criteria.

>>53262018
i'm FIRST LAST

>>53261929
also, looking at your pic now: it's kinda crazy how TA works, huh? both of these are perfect entry points tbhwy, you could get in twice where price comes down to "the ceiling becomes the floor" and gets rejected. low risk high reward, clearly, especially if you have some FA to back up the TA after the breakout and pullback.

i seriously don't understand why you faggots don't learn TA. it's not a crystal ball but you combine it with proper risk management and indicators and you'll be making some real fucking money real fucking fast. i've always felt like the people who fail are the ones who just use the TA but don't use the risk management which is the more important part.

>>53262127
its a cat market fighting with crabs

>>53262152
But I did do everything right in the last 20 days, never risked more than 20% of my portfolio on each trade, made 40% back every time. The one time, the one time I put in alot, I get fucked. The one time I try to get more I get burned, every other time I'll sell my position and it runs. This is all luck bro, this is fucked up

>>53261371
If selling 3% of your shares every year is too much work for you, fair enough. But dividends are just one way the company can use its cash to enrich its shareholders. It can also grow the business, pay down debt, buy back shares, etc.

>>53261922
>>53262066

see: >>53252965

i asked earlier today and got no response, wtf? don't you care about your shitty meme? i can even supply you with more if you care enough. there's one episode of love is war that is all about pumping up a big red balloon until it bursts, plenty of screencapable scenes.

Michael Mott bros... next week is our last chance... Michael Mott Capital's reputation is at stake...

>>53262227
>the one time I put in alot
well don't do that
>This is all luck bro
No, you made a bad decision to gamble too much, as people who call others "bro" typically do.

>>53262225
I actually feel bad for that cat because crab and lobster pincers don't just "pinch", they've got the PSI to smash through flesh in some of the bigger ones, 60PSI and up.

I made 2 grand riding SQQQ up yesterday morning at open for 15 minutes. I also make $290k and did literally 1.5 hours of work this week, I AM LIVING THE LIFE BABY

Hope you made money this week lads.

>>53262225
cats are assholes. i hate cats. i figured out the best way to describe it too:

dogs are selfless. cats are selfish. that's it. that's the difference. there are cute cat videos out there, sure, but if a cat lets you pet it, it's because IT wants to be pet. and it will bother you until you pet it. and if you want to pet it when it doesn't want to be pet, it will scratch and bite you. meanwhile dogs just want to make you happy. cats are assholes. any "good cats" are the exception, not the rule. any "bad dogs" are the exception, not the rule. in fact pretty much every "bad dog" is the result of being mistreated in some way. the old adage of "people don't own cats, cats own people" works here as well. fuck cats.

>>53262196

Every TA fag starts cocky until they get wrecked. Do you think big balled traders sit around looking for cup and handles or head and shoulders lmao

sold so many Ford puts today. What am I in for?

>>53262312
cat might have lost part of its paw, but learned a lesson, well probably not, just like the market going wild after each crab move

>He fell for the doom and gloom schizo narrative that it's over

When will you accept it? We're down 15% a year into the big crash. Everyone expects a recession, every youtuber, every Economist, every talking head on TV, every social media literally-who thinks the worst is yet to come. But earnings are holding up. Housing is not in free fall. Jobs are plentiful. Inflation is coming down in line with Fed expectations. The economy is resilient and has shown it can handle higher for longer. Europe has already bottomed. China is reopening. Dollar strength is coming undone. All bobo headlines like credit suisse, rail way strikes, diesel shortages, Europe freezing to death, have turned out to be nothingburgers. This is what a soft landing looks like.

>>53262356
when is Jerome winning a Nobel prize for saving the world economy?

>>53262320
i lost like $1k day trading this week because i got emotional after increasing my share size while trying to trade using my phone instead of a PC. it was a painful lesson, but an important one.

people REALLY discount the effect that emotions play in trading. it's probably the most important shit. honestly i really just need to get around to learning enough Python to code a bot to trade for me, because honestly my strategy is sound (taking reversals of pullbacks in a trend and applying risk management to that) but when serious money is on the line i get emotional by price moving even a little against me and pussy out. if i automated it i wouldn't have that problem because it'd just perform every trade perfectly like a machine and never go against the rules even when it loses. it doesn't feel bad, and i need that.

>>53261446
ummmmmm bwecuase we are done with that ikky bear market and ready for another bull run?????
hello???

So it turns out that WBD's CFO maybe a liar. At the last investor conference he said "no asset sales" along with "no further tax restructuring". Today it comes to light that they may be selling off what remains of the music the company owns. Ok. How can you say "No asset sales" then flip around and go "hey we're maybe selling off our music library". An asset is an asset no mater what fancy term you call it. If they do the thing they said they wouldn't do what's next?

Just checked my portfolio, wtf happened? Did someone from Fed open his / her / its mouth?

>>53261701
>P/E ratio of 85
No thanks!

>>53262436
just the dollar dying.

>>53262356
>earnings are holding up
they won't
>Housing is not in free fall
it lags and you'd think -10% MoM would count for something
>Jobs are plentiful
that's part of the inflation problem
>Inflation is coming down in line with Fed expectations
the Fed is looking at services inflation, not CPI, and services inflation isn't going down
>The economy is resilient and has shown it can handle higher for longer
that's the problem, the Fed is fighting inflation, it's not trying to boost the economy
>China is reopening
and exporting inflation to you
>All bobo headlines like credit suisse, rail way strikes, diesel shortages, Europe freezing to death, have turned out to be nothingburgers
I'll give you that

>>53262330
dog owning is commonly tied to narcissism as they are obeyant servants and give owners attention all the time. cat is the opposite they do what they like and rarely dont even care of their owner

>>53262465
Oh that's great to hear, thanks.

>>53262053
We all waiting for reddit to get thier tax returns at the end of January

is it true that if Japan keeps fucking up with the bonds, the USA could seriously get fucked and crash into a depression? I've been seeing Japan keep buying bonds over and over again lately.

>>53262486
its not like your porfolio is worth more, you just need more weak dollar to buy it today compared to yesterday

>>53262526
it's not about the worth, just about the numbers going up

>>53262406
Yeah, emotional self regulation is probably just as big of a deal as a sound strategy. So many different aspects to that as well, from handling losses, keeping yourself from doing something stupid out of boredom, being willing to take appropriate risks, not tapping out too early etc. It's why paper trading is next to useless.

I've been getting better with most aspects of it, except for maybe being too conservative with risk. Decreasing the number of trades I make and setting myself hard limits on loss and number of losing trades helped me the most so far.

I sometimes watch the videos of this guy "day trader next door", trading from his basement in Canada. He's a trading veteran and at this point is really good at it on an intuitive level, but even he struggles with some of this, so I doubt it ever completely goes away.

>>53262526
My portfolio is worth more because stocks I own, which I bought in USD, went up more than USD went down in value. No worries, I get those things. USD indeed got weaker today so that's a good news anyway. Dollar milshake theory turned out to be a sham afterall.

>>53262480
i know you're trying to make a point but you're just proving my point. narcissism just sounds like a lame insult from a cat owner, and honestly im not impressed. dogs are selfless and cats are selfish. nothing else needs to be said, that's the Truth, capital T.

>cat is the opposite they do what they like and rarely dont even care of their owner

cats are assholes, like i said. you're literally just making my point. enjoy your pet that doesn't care about you and probably even hates you, i guess? i don't get it but you do you boo-boo.

in other news: what do you guys think about the Ukraine War? is Putin fucked or what? he seems like he's completely and utterly fucked but he keeps REEEEE-ing about it. he's gonna lose or we're all gonna get nuked, there's really no in-between as far as i can see.

but he probably won't use nukes so i want the war to be over so line goes up even more. that would be a nice bullish catalyst for the markets. which is why i ask. this is an on-topic post and only a faggot tranny would fuck with this post, just want to throw that out there in case anyone was thinking about it. this post is on-topic, clearly.

Shame I didn't buy more CMCL last year. I hate hindisght.

>>53262551
no, the theory is playing out perfectly. Part of it is, that after everybody fleeing into dollar, the reverse will be brutal. Personally I thought the crash from 115 to 106 was brutal, but market wants more burning dollars it seems

>>53262480
I’ve had my dog for 13 years. Had 3 kids during that time too. He’s just our buddy and likes to hang out. People that hate animals/dog owners are waaaaaay weirder than the dog owners themselves.

>>53262602
>what do you guys think about the Ukraine War
this shit is going to last a while unless Russia gets something, which is unlikely due to the current weather

I'm going to be shorting a lot of food supplies if they seriously do this shit

https://www.revolver.news/2023/01/dr-malone-shares-dire-warning-mrna-vaccines-are-being-injected-into-our-food-supply/

>>53262602
>in other psyops : what do you guys think about the Jewkraine War?

Ftfy

>>53262602
Putin will win, the rest of the world has already stopped caring, I want for effeminate looking men who painted their nails to take "le epic flip off to fuck putler" selfies to go down in history as supporting the losing side.

>>53262602
>he's gonna lose or we're all gonna get nuked
Congrats on getting such a vague prediction entirely wrong lmao. Your post is not on-topic.

>>53262625
from what i've read, putin is basically insane. but he's also fucked besides nukes, so idk how to feel. like, without nukes, he's completely and utterly fucked. he needs to concede already. but i worry he'll REEEEEEE us into nuclear holocaust instead of doing that which worries me immensely (especially my portfolio). also: what does /smg/ think of the Financial Times? i know they're liberal biased, but still?

>>53262602
The entire thing played out like your run off the mill civ IV game. Russia has new territories, wasted a lot of money to defend them, has a better strategically position 150 years down the road and the conquered territories will keep costing money and be a source of revolts and shit

>>53262669
hello KGB, how slow is your internet?

Seems DIS has an activist investor. Fuck him. The board has done the right thing and told him to piss off. The dude has 900 million in DIS stock. But shareholders get to vote on the mater. I'd say "hell no" myself.

>>53262635
[Current thing] retards are the literal worst.

>>53262714
>from what i've read, putin is basically insane. but he's also fucked besides nukes, so idk how to feel. like, without nukes, he's completely and utterly fucked. he needs to concede already. but i worry he'll REEEEEEE us into nuclear holocaust instead of doing that which worries me immensely (especially my portfolio).
you should stop getting your geopolitical takes from where you do take them

>>53262743
Hello reddditor, My internet is slow but I guess yours is fast.

>>53262770
educate me. i care more about my portfolio than the fate of the world tbhwy. i don't give a shit about Ukraine i just want this shit to be over so line goes up more. i see the end of the war as being a major bullish catalyst, whenever it happens. i'd rather both sides just compromise because, again, i don't give a fuck and just want line to go up.

>>53262748
DIS is trash. I'm voting yes with my shares.

>>53262794
Ukraine is fucked and Russia is slightly less fucked on the battlefield simply because of material advantage but it won't be able to pull out a fullforce offensive this year because it's all muddy and shit

>>53262748
DIS is making flub after flub and I dont think any of it has been priced in yet much less turning things around.

>>53261675
The real question, whos your broker??
>So I know where to move when we've got a mossad /biz/raeli on the inside

>>53262821
their goal is odessa, they might get mikolayev, if lucky, and the price is high

Man that BUY PUTS NOW faggot is a great bottom indicator

>>53262406
>>53262544
Yeah, we're human so it won't go away completely.
Maybe it's possible to become more rational about trades. Pic related is a well known book on that. Annie Duke, a poker player, also has some books on the topic.

>>53262406
>>53262544
>>53262867
Whoops, forgot pic.

>>53262480
Love dogs and cats, have none. They will die and make you miserable. I dont want anymore misery

>TLT sitting at lows of day.
>QQQ sitting at highs of day.

>>53262896

>>53262330
>in fact pretty much every "bad dog" is the result of being mistreated in some way.
pibbles are bad dogs because they were bred that way

>>53262480
I’ve had both cats and dogs anon and I have a cat in my lap as I write this, and you do NOT get a dog out of some weird narcissism obsession, dogs are considerable effort and time that you are sacrificing for another creature that will never benefit you in a cold cost/benefit, whereas cats are barely any work in exchange for the attention they give you

>>53262924
pitbulls are some of the best dogs to humans. you just cant bring them around other dogs or children

>>53262859
Fuck this guy. How bout that?

>>53261929
CVNA already down -12.58% in a day... With breaking news of closing dealerships, loss of a lawsuit, revocation of a dealer license for Michigan and the bad kind of layoffs.
Carvana is next to declare bankruptcy after BBBY. CVNA literally cannot afford to make its debt payments.
>"a rising tide raises all ships"
These BBBY retards really fuck things up. The algos dont like feaverish retail buying of dying companies seemingly out of the blue.
Its unsustainable, which is why they always crash. More annoying than anything. Same thing happened to my SI puts, though those are still green.

I'm thinking of slurping some TLT alongside XLV for next week, thoughts?

>>53262480
t. Outdoor cat "owner".
Dogs are a massive investment of your time and attention to care for them, it's not a one-way street.

>>53262968
>some of the best
>the nigger of the dog world
lol
lmao!

>>53263021
Why do you think healthcare stocks are cheap right now?

>>53262821
do you have any sources to back this up? everything i've read is telling me that Russia is super fucked right now and losing. idk whether you're telling the truth or just a shill tbhwy. i don't believe you just because you said it on an anonymous forum, im gonna need more convincing.

like, i understand there's the jewish media, but Russia really does appear to be fucked right now. you saying "well they aren't, they're winning" doesn't count as evidence to the contrary. im trying to be nice about this but you gotta offer more support than "Russia is winning because they are, okay?", you know what i mean? if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion, so your move, russian-supporting anon.

>>53262714
>from what i've read,
Have you been reading BAH propaganda draft pamphlets?
What's more likely, that you fall for war-propaganda like a child or that literally every human being who has ever rose to lead an entire nation and also opposed the American War Machine at every single point in history is clinically insane?

>>53262858
i know this is off topic but it really seems to me that they will try Kiev again

Is NFLX going to crash next week? Thing just keeps going up, is this the boomers doing?

>>53263024
if you establish yourself as part of their pack they will risk their life to save you. Very good dog. Same with doberman. You need both of these when real niggers attack your house

>>53262196
I don’t get it. How do I time a short entry based on those lines?
How do I learn this skill and these indicators?

>>53261552
https://etfdb.com/themes/artificial-intelligence-etfs/ seems like a decent master list. However your instincts are probably right that there are only a few diamonds in the rough and many of them would be private.

Naturally if you're an accredited investor, there are ways you can buy private company shares. It's a pretty sweet deal.

>>53262882
i know about this book. ultimately the lesson is that i should really learn enough programming to automate my strategy so that emotions are involved, that's all. i already have a good strat and understand that you lose sometimes. but there's a huge difference between trading 10 shares of TSLA and trading 100 or 300 shares of TSLA, know what I mean?

>>53263016
>>53262196
Now do SBNY

>>53263102
aren't involved*

>>53263102
Or stop dicking around with options in a clown market.

>>53262924
>>53262330
>any "bad dogs" are the exception, not the rule.

ummm, become literate, maybe??

>>53263139
nothing fundamentally wrong with options. Naked options on margin ain't the only thing out there

>>53263059
you don't seem to understand, because you're probably not an english-speaking native, being from russia and all. i get it, KGB-anon. i get it. so let me repeat:

>>53263058
>do you have any sources to back this up? everything i've read is telling me that Russia is super fucked right now and losing. idk whether you're telling the truth or just a shill tbhwy. i don't believe you just because you said it on an anonymous forum, im gonna need more convincing.
>like, i understand there's the jewish media, but Russia really does appear to be fucked right now. you saying "well they aren't, they're winning" doesn't count as evidence to the contrary. im trying to be nice about this but you gotta offer more support than "Russia is winning because they are, okay?", you know what i mean? if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion, so your move, russian-supporting anon.

>>53263091
use moving averages and consider pivot highs and lows.

>>53263058
>well they aren't, they're winning
they aren't "winning"(at least for my definition of winning) it's basically a ww1 situation until either side can break through the other's line and Ukraine owes me a good offensive since July (and you can argue that the fall of Lyman or Kershon was it but I disagree) and I still haven't gotten it so I find it unlikely it will happen from the Ukrainian side now, meanwhile Russia is once again amassing troops in Belarus which is a clear preparation for an offensive in the north and possibly from the south as well, although I have no idea how much they actually committed to that and if the ground will actually freeze this winter
if neither gets an offensive this shitshow will go on for another year

Someone eventually called the paramedics on the guy who was sleeping on the sidewalk. From what I can overhear, he just took a whole bunch of ambien

>>53263139
i trade stocks, not options. my problem was going from trading 10 shares to 100+ shares and then not following my system because of the feels. they're still shares.

>>53262714
Putin is part of the globohomo conglomerate. Nothing is going to happen to him, Russia, or Ukraine. This is all theater.

>>53263170
>You don't seem to get it
No, I get it. I want you to answer these questions:
How does a mentally insane person rise to lead an entire nation
How much of a coincidence is it that everybody America has ever fought was insane?

I am going to need Buffet to go ahead and buy OXY for like $110 a share already, thanks.

>>53263200
What did you loose money on? Why not just hold them if theyre shares?

>>53262602
Russia is going to keep it up as long as possible. This whole "russia is loosing money!" notion is idiotic, people think the US is the only country that makes money on war. The important people in russia, the chinese, iranians et al are all making a mint. Putler gets the added benefit of clearing out the prisons/undesirables that have been corrupted by western liberalism. Maybe he'll get a nice new port, too.
>Its a win win win

>>53262882
I know this book, been planning to read it for ages. I really should get on it.
>>53263102
Same with futures. Fucking around with 1 micro is one thing, trading with 10 full size is another. If you trade 10 full size contracts, S&P futures moving a single point against you is -500$. A 10 point stop is equal to accepting a 5k risk, which is hard to do and even more difficult if you've been wrong twice in a row. Good luck staying focused after taking 10k in losses potentially in a matter of minutes, after you did nothing particularly wrong, knowing that you might lose again the next time you take a trade. It's why I'm sticking to micros for now.

DXY 103 anon here, saw someone post "where was I" when DXY broke down. I'm here was just at work. And yeah DXY gave it all back without putting up a fight.

TA is about probability though, if I could predict the future for certain I'd retire. It still played perfectly around this level and took multiple tries to break and had a two candle retest as resistance. Warning signs were the lower highs leading into the new year off of the 103 level. No strong bounce of multiple tests of support means it's bound to break.

>>53263256
so...

nothing? sorry, i don't respond to "answering a question with an (insane) question". you got nothing? because if you don't have anything im just going to continue assuming you're KGB.

>How does a mentally insane person rise to lead an entire nation
>How much of a coincidence is it that everybody America has ever fought was insane?

im gonna give you some advice here and tell you that these question in and of themselves are very telling of who you are, just so you know. you might want to dial it back a little, Boris.

>>53261922
holy shit

>>53263270
TSLA. daytrading.

>>53263285
this guy gets it.

>>53263285
He basically is western liberalism. He's ex-KGB raised on communist values. If he wasn't part of globohomo he'd be executing or casting out Jews, which he's definitely not doing. Plus he's unofficially one of the richest men on the planet. He has no reason to invade Ukraine unless he's part of a bigger plan.

>>53263088
>doberman
I'm putting the deposit down on a doberman pup this weekend.

>>53262748
I should have wrote puts at 85. I am bullish on disney but am hesitant to enter a position at this level of optimism in the market. They need to cut out the fag shit.

>>53263363
sorry meant
>>53263287
This guy gets it. The one talking about trading.

>>53263363
>TSLA. daytrading.
Shoulda just held it then my dude, it'll come back up.

>>53263052
because it's shown weakness relative to the market while tech shit rallied.

TAanons, give me a reading on SBNY and SI going into tuesdays earnings.

Am I suicidal to short even harder?

I bought and sold skyt @ 6.80 and 7.10. God damn, if I only held

>>53263383
nah. what i should have done, is used a stop loss with a predesignated take-profit target, instead of getting mad about ranging that sometimes stops me out unnecessarily.

>>53261371
Mega IQ take
Companies with small dividends just want to be treated as whores bought and dumped lmao

>>53263260
Damn, E&P really isn't catching any of this energy rebound.

>>53263407
buy and hold always wins, retard kun

>>53263475
not always... you look at CRBP lately?

>>53263405
It’s a low-beta sector (around 0.7?), though, so that might be normal.

>>53263345
They're simple questions, the fact that you cast aspersions on my ethnicity instead of answering them tells me everything.

>>53263494
Maybe he's going by the meme chart.

>>53263492
Conflating some pharma shitcoin with a US chip foundry is so retarded I'm surprised you made any money at all in that trade.

>>53263494
>>53263509
Actually I like the aesthetics of this one better. Still, similar deal - buying XLV when we're staring down a recession over the next few quarters is a standard move.

I lost everything

>>53263542
Based.

>>53263492
>not always... you look at CRBP lately?
no i dont trade biotech because i dont have a phd in that field.

>>53263542
Wtf how? Did you ignore my suggestion to go all in on KPOP? Because that's doing pretty darn well.

>>53263501
>do you have any sources to back this up? everything i've read is telling me that Russia is super fucked right now and losing. idk whether you're telling the truth or just a shill tbhwy. i don't believe you just because you said it on an anonymous forum, im gonna need more convincing.
>like, i understand there's the jewish media, but Russia really does appear to be fucked right now. you saying "well they aren't, they're winning" doesn't count as evidence to the contrary. im trying to be nice about this but you gotta offer more support than "Russia is winning because they are, okay?", you know what i mean? if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion, so your move, russian-supporting anon.

>im trying to be nice about this but you gotta offer more support than "Russia is winning because they are, okay?", you know what i mean? if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion, so your move, russian-supporting anon.

>if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion, so your move, russian-supporting anon.
>if you start being a bitch im just gonna discount your opinion

last chance, KGB-anon. but we both know you won't actually respond properly, you'll just say some more bullshit. honestly it's been a pleasure hearing directly from russian intelligence such as yourself. just proving my point and strengthening my confidence in you guys being completely and utterly fucked.

im glad you have nothing to show for it. complete bitches, i love it. can't wait for line to go up again after you lose.

>>53262249
>It can grow the business
Forever?

>>53263650
Ukraine's loss is as inevitable as the Confederacy's, bro.

>>53262896
fuck man that's how I feel like with my own pet.

>>53263650
You're the guy who lost money daytrading TSLA, you don't have room to insult anybody else.

>>53263509
basically this too, if this retard market is discounting a recession I'll gladly gobble up healthcare for cheap

>>53263659
Regardless of the answer, it’s one of the options.
One could fairly ask "forever?" about debt reduction, share buybacks, and dividends too.

>>53262249
the anti dividend cuck is here again lmao.

>intestine problem
>Have Hemorrhoid's
>throbbing pain
end me

>>53263705
>>53263678
alright, nice chat, thanks for proving my point. gonna have to watch out for KGB on these forums now i guess. other /smg/ anons, take notice. these people are in your general.

>>53263829
I had them once when I was like 19, I legit didn't want to move from bed. Hurt to walk, sit, do anything. Shit sucks.

>>53263650
Where are you on this cope and seethe Ukro index? I moved you to the bottom.

>>53262882
unironically one of the best books for active traders and well, trading in general

>>53263542
Undervalue based

>>53263937
>these people are in your general
you need to go back

>>53263757
Dividends can continue as long as the business generates consistent revenue. Hence why REITs and tobacco producers are popular buys.
Everything else will hit diminishing returns sooner or later. You can expand production and pay off debt, but there's only so much demand for products, only so much debt to pay off, etc.

>my phone was range banned for bunposter
Thank you for your service moderators making sure no one can post in the stock market general on /biz/

I do not make smart financial decisions.

>>53264096
if you think about it, almost every decision is a financial decision in some capacity

>>53260976
Golden bull run was literally the previous Chinese new year the year of the golden bull.

>Friday the 13th giga witchin' bank reportin' CPI fakin' fake and gay market is boring again

>>53264096
Just invest in lithium, nickle, mining stocks. Its not that hard. They also provide dividends.

>>53263974
I feel best standing but my diarrhoea I had earlier this I got from stomach bug now is making any poop a end my life experienc. I feel like marat in the tub

I make smart financial decisions. Like realizing Chinamen don't need weeks or fucking months to get over COVID.

>>53264125
I got a hemorrhoid once by eating too much bad protein powder

>>53264167
I literally shove dragon dildos up my ass daily and drink hot sauce for fun and have NEVER had a hemmorrhoid

>>53264178

>>53264178
So this is what mumu's do in their spare time...

>>53264178
that's unsanitary

>>53264108
I do not make smart decisions.

>>53263937
>People who aren't swept up by hype and bullshit and propaganda are in your stock trading general.
lol, I hope so.

>>53264173
>>53264173
>>53264173
>>53264173

>>53264067
>as long as
This is why "forever?" is a fair question about dividends too. Companies and business models stop working eventually.
I'd quibble and say consistent earnings are the key, not consistent revenue. Consistently selling at a loss is not a good and sustainable situation for dividends.

>>53261015
Too much jewery for me plus living in leafland everywhere accepts tap debit so there's no real advantage unless I want 2% cash back on gas purcheses. Also my dipshit banked wanted a annual income of 50K for a 1k card

>>53263148
umm i wasn't responding to that part, maybe uhh work on your reading comprehension?

>>53263105
Dont short banks in a high interest rate environment.

>>53261015
>Have half a mil w/ Merrill
>have 5 cash back credit cards through BofA
>5.25% cash back on almost all purchases
Fuck Amex. They arent accepted everywhere. I knw BofA is garbage if you're poor, but i pay no fees at all. They basically pay me to keep my investments with Merrill.
I do have an Amex for groceries, though. 18 mos interest free so I dont have to pay for today's milk and eggs until like july.

>>53262330
people who hate cats don't understand consent

>>53265640
what?