/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53256412]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53256422]

>>53256412
xrp is the only commodity you'll ever need

[Anonymous No.53256426]

There are 4 smgs in the catalog

[Anonymous No.53256427]

is BBBY dead?

[Anonymous No.53256430]

>>53256426
Picard, Picard...

[Anonymous No.53256434]

I bought ford calls expiring today

[Anonymous No.53256442]

Won $500 on the slots last night. Once again proving that draftkings is a better broker then the rest.

[Anonymous No.53256441]

We having fun yet?

[Anonymous No.53256452]

I bought at the bottom of last year so I don't really care

[Anonymous No.53256456]

Today I found mold in my crawlspace. Looking at upwards of 8k to fix the moisture problem down there. Don't buy fixer uppers anons.

[Anonymous No.53256455]

bought TQQQ at open sold at 10:46

[Anonymous No.53256458]

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZFVJhtJE0

[Anonymous No.53256461]

COIN will close with a huge run EOD. Especially if BTC hits 20k today. If it dips i am buying more imagine being a noCOINer at this point.

[Anonymous No.53256469]

>>53256434
Lol retard

[Anonymous No.53256476]

>>53256434
>ford calls
lol
>expiring today
LMAO even

[Anonymous No.53256479]

Seems like another green day

[Anonymous No.53256493]

>>53256458
kerabu sugoi desu

[Anonymous No.53256497]

nvdards I think the top is in...

[Anonymous No.53256496]

does the market close early today? is today a half day or is monday

[Anonymous No.53256501]

put it this way my folks were staying with me in the US from Australia for the past few weeks, still a week before they go back and they left without saying goodbye to me last night to stay in a hotel for the rest of their time here

[Anonymous No.53256506]

>>53256496
Today is normal monday is closed

[Anonymous No.53256507]

>>53256496
I thought monday was a full holiday for niggers?

[Anonymous No.53256510]

>one chance at life
>parents name me eddie-munson

[Anonymous No.53256514]

>>53256501
what did you say to them?

[Anonymous No.53256526]

>>53256434
Reminder that governmnents around the world want to ban cars in near future. For now they are trying their best to make owning one inconvenient / seem unnecessary by plebians. That's why I'm not touching any automotive stocks, no matter how cheap they seem to be.
The freedom experiment has failed and goyim will be reminded where is their place in the World's hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.53256530]

Órale, look at MEXX go.

[Anonymous No.53256532]

>>53256286
I looked at what you said and the numbers didn't add up? I'm just trying to learn here sorry if I've misunderstood something.

[Anonymous No.53256545]

>NEGG
Lol.
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53256548]

>>53256526
idk bro, the blue collar sector relies too heavily on personal transport. you've gotta have a van or a truck with a covered back if you're gonna be a handyman, a plumber, basically anything where you're going out to places to fix something. I don't think that can ever be replaced feasibly

[Anonymous No.53256549]

>>53256442
>then the rest.
Then the rest, what???
>>53256530
wtf is going on vato

[Anonymous No.53256560]

>>53256526
Businesses, governments and corporations all still need vehicles, and without massive overhaul the entire US infrastructure is car-based.

[Anonymous No.53256564]

>>53256514
I got mad because my stepdad was fucking around with a drone he bought and took out an entire section of fence in my rented house. Said I had to go out and clear my head for a while because I was really angry. Get home and they’ve packed and left.
>inb4 rentoid

[Anonymous No.53256570]

I shorted nvda . Wish me luck bobros

[Anonymous No.53256574]

Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn't even light them, hope you're not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we're clear, you'll have to pry them from my cold

[Anonymous No.53256578]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
BAN ME YOU STUPID JANNIE

[Anonymous No.53256581]

What's up with all the blatant pump and dumps going on recently?

[Anonymous No.53256582]

I bought TXT.

[Anonymous No.53256589]

>>53256549
>wtf is going on vato
Looking through the holdings of EWW (the underlying), my guess is it's being dragged up by Peso strength.

[Anonymous No.53256593]

>>53256582
>TXT
based crab enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53256598]

>IMF's Managing Director Georgieva: even if the US faces a technical recession, it will be a very mild recession.

[Anonymous No.53256603]

>>53256582
They destroy airplane engines by putting plastic into them.

[Anonymous No.53256606]

>>53256412
Why the fuck is LMT dumping on no NOOOOS

[Anonymous No.53256605]

>>53256545
Holy shit, NEGG baggie got his day in the sun.

[Anonymous No.53256614]

>>53256603
I enjoy the broken window business model.

[Anonymous No.53256617]

>>53256412
I just bought 500 neggs. I love my little.neggers

[Anonymous No.53256619]

>>53256605
I'm laughing my ass off at the volume chart.

[Anonymous No.53256621]

Miner bros ww@

[Anonymous No.53256623]

>>53256548
>>53256560
You can always rent a car from your local government if you need one. It will be very ecological and will make country safe (because government will know where you are driving).
To be fair, I have no proof for this other than governments in Europe passing laws that make owning a car in a city difficult. So for now treat it as a pic related.

[Anonymous No.53256625]

>>53256456
That's bullshit. Spray it with clorox get 2 dehumidifiers. Then enclose the crawlspace with plastic and foam the walls

[Anonymous No.53256628]

>>53256412
>NOOOO TECH IS TOO HECKIN EXPENSIVE THEY NEED TO DOOOMP
>t. retard that holds WMT and DIS with a PE of 40 and 56

[Anonymous No.53256627]

>>53256564
That seems like a total overraction on their part unless you're omitting something. Idk anon. I had a rough relationship with my mother when i was a young adult also, I know how it is.

[Anonymous No.53256633]

>rycey
are you telling me, that this sucker is nuclear?

[Anonymous No.53256636]

So now that the dust has settled, how did everyone do in 2022?

[Anonymous No.53256642]

>>53256614
Oh, dios mio!

[Anonymous No.53256644]

>>53256636

[Anonymous No.53256645]

>>53256636
>how did everyone do in 2022

[Anonymous No.53256646]

>>53256564
They flew all the way from Australia to see you. Don't let your autism ruin this moment. Call them and fix things

[Anonymous No.53256650]

>>53256623
Europe isn't America though, it's like apples and oranges.

[Anonymous No.53256652]

soxl sisters we lost...

[Anonymous No.53256659]

>>53256510
Lol

[Anonymous No.53256661]

>>53256442
You promised a video about that and you never delivered.

[Anonymous No.53256669]

>>53256636
-5% and I was able to buy stocks at generational bottom (i.e. NEXA at $5 or BHP at $50.5)

[Anonymous No.53256676]

>>53256621
IMs and rare earths getting heemed (thanks China and Sweden, respectively). Crypto and silver ones crabbing. Gold doing well. Is that about the state of play?

[Anonymous No.53256683]

Fuck Fidelity and fuck their good faith violations
>IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!
To all the KO boomers, this big guy was in front of me today

[Anonymous No.53256695]

>>53256636
>up 2.3% for the entire year
>got a hernia before new years
>still need to get it fixed
2022 sucked donkey balls in retrospect

[Anonymous No.53256697]

>>53256661
I don't want you anons getting addicted to yet another form of gambling. I'm saving you from yourselves. I'm a professional so it's different.

[Anonymous No.53256702]

>>53256636
Got my 10% realized returns

[Anonymous No.53256708]

>>53256628
META was at 9 p/e before it started pumping again (or should I say reversing), while braindead boomers and funds are holding KO and Mcdonalds at about 30 p/e. Google is at 15 p/e or something.

[Anonymous No.53256710]

KO is like a double vice play. Shart health and alcoholism

[Anonymous No.53256712]

>>53256636
crabbed

[Anonymous No.53256718]

>>53256710
I'm an architect, which is why I hold KO, MCD, and KR.

[Anonymous No.53256731]

>>53256683
'08 E-Class?
>>53256697
>can't improve the quality of his videos
You should just delete the channel, desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53256751]

>>53256636
A-at least I got some cheapies

[Anonymous No.53256766]

>>53256718
>I'm a t*mblr tranny
You don't say

[Anonymous No.53256772]

>>53256718
nothing more bullish than profiting off of american obesity.

[Anonymous No.53256774]

>>53256710
>>53256718
YTD ranking of major holdings in the Architect ETF (ticker: BNDB): PLNT > MCD > NVO > KO > DXCM

[Anonymous No.53256788]

Third one down. Just one more and I’ll knock out early for the weekend. Going to smoke some bowls and watch the mindy project until the wife and kids get home. Then tomorrow it’s handing out 10% off flyers downtown for my mother in laws sandwich shop with the family. There’s a big boat show in town this weekend so we’re going to try and capture some of that business for her. Yep, everything is as it should be. How’s that for a KO boomer post

[Anonymous No.53256791]

>>53256766
Funny enough, tumblr is great for fat porn.
>MFW scrolling

[Anonymous No.53256793]

>>53256636
I'm in growth stocks, so it wasn't pretty. I see it as a buying opportunity though

[Anonymous No.53256797]

Self- Proclaimed “TransCanine” OnlyFans Model Gets Fired for Posting Sex Acts with Dogs

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/sick-self-proclaimed-transcanine-onlyfans-model-gets-fired-posting-sex-acts-dogs/

“The police visited me today. All these people getting killed , raped , murdered , and sexually assaulted , and they are bothering me, a white woman.,, when did this country go downhill?”

Ummm /smg/? You said this didn't happen. You said white women don't do this?

[Anonymous No.53256806]

>>53256731
You know what, you're right. I'm deleting the channel.

[Anonymous No.53256809]

NEGG bros wgmi

[Anonymous No.53256812]

>>53256791
>Funny enough
I wasn't making a joke.

[Anonymous No.53256810]

>>53256797
Finance?

[Anonymous No.53256813]

>>53256636

[Anonymous No.53256814]

>>53256806
I can't imagine a stronger turnoff

[Anonymous No.53256817]

>>53256788
Way too much work mentioned.

[Anonymous No.53256818]

>>53256636
pretty shit. still sitting on 25% cash/bonds, was hoping for more cheapies

[Anonymous No.53256819]

>>53256545
is it too late to joi the NEGG pump?

[Anonymous No.53256828]

>>53256788
Count it as field research into the discretionary boating sector. I bet it's being hit worse than RVs.

[Anonymous No.53256833]

>>53256812
Because you are the joke, jerking off to neotenous drawings.

[Anonymous No.53256835]

>>53256806
>You know what, you're right. I'm deleting the channel.
Probably for the best.
I'm not sure you even have capital to trade with. So why would you have valued insights, when you have 0 skin in the game

[Anonymous No.53256836]

>>53256636
up 64%, although adjusted for inflation I was really only up around 50%.

[Anonymous No.53256844]

>>53256817
I don’t see handing out flyers to help a family member as work. Especially when it’s in historic downtown and my wife and kids will be there. Free lunch at her sandwich shop and then head into downtown for some ice cream. Yep, doesn’t sound like work at all

[Anonymous No.53256846]

>>53256810
Oh yeah sorry invest in CHWY

[Anonymous No.53256860]

>>53256456
You just need to fix any leaking plumbing, properly vent the craw space, and spay the mold with white vinegar. Learn when you’re being scammed anon.

[Anonymous No.53256864]

>>53256836
Did you short?

[Anonymous No.53256871]

>>53256819
Considering the tear BBBY went on when theyre a bankrupt company, I don't think so. NEGG has been around for almost 20 years and has always had a sizable market share.

But who knows. JPOW could raise bps by .50 tomorrow just to spite the NEGG pump.

[Anonymous No.53256872]

>>53256836
I should also mention that after adjusting for taxes owed, I was really only up around 30%.

[Anonymous No.53256873]

>>53256833
At least I'm not a t*mblr tranny that faps to landwhales.

[Anonymous No.53256875]

>>53256835
Well when people get pissy because there are no more new videos coming out, they have you to thank.

[Anonymous No.53256878]

>>53256873
Excuse me I actually fuck them, too.

[Anonymous No.53256885]

>>53256731
'03 CLK320

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53256888]

>>53256846
You can literally order generic viagra with no prescription off of their website. I found this when I was looking up generic viagra yesterday when that anonymous dude was talking about how he couldn't have sex with this chick because his couldn't get an erection.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53256903]

>>53256888
and it comes in a chewy box, so the mailman won't suspect that you have erectile disfunction.

[Anonymous No.53256907]

>corporate actions notice: RSXJ delisted

[Anonymous No.53256915]

Bottom on DRV here?

[Anonymous No.53256917]

>>53256819
NEGGers should be looking to sell on 1/20 (next Friday), so probably not. Wait for a good entry if you want in.

[Anonymous No.53256918]

Me and Elon musk both receive $8

[Anonymous No.53256919]

>>53256888
You've been talking about viagra for 2 days now baggie. We get it. Your dick stopped working. We're sorry.

[Anonymous No.53256921]

>>53256878

[Anonymous No.53256930]

>>53256875
No new videos WERE coming out. So what came first; egg or chicken?
You can blame me, but it was inevitably coming to an end. It's been constant inanity for 30+ videos.
>>53256885
Looks well taken care of, from the interior. ~134,xxx is decently low for a 2003. You just buy it, or had it the entire time?

[Anonymous No.53256934]

>>53256888
>Baggie has ED
bruh

[Anonymous No.53256936]

>>53256907
Are they doing the common courtesy of handing you sanctioned shares or cashing you out at a bullshit valuation?

[Anonymous No.53256948]

>>53256864
>Did you short?
Nah. Long energy and call selling mostly. Some well timed swings. TWTR buyout was free money.
Even in this extended bear market, short selling still feels like a fool's game. Not that it can't work, but it's not my style.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53256950]

>>53256934
>>53256919
My dick still works, just ask your mother.

[Anonymous No.53256958]

>>53256918
>Recurring subscription from okie_trash_fag4
Doesn't this make you feel ashamed of yourself?

[Anonymous No.53256959]

>>53256878
Chad of Chads

Happy, Loyal, comfy... Cant be mad.

[Anonymous No.53256968]

>>53256936
its an etf so i dont see how they would divvy up the shares, im sure it will be a cash out for pennies on the dollar

[Anonymous No.53256970]

>>53256806
Teach your wife some trigger discipline

[Anonymous No.53256971]

>>53256958
No why would I care about that at all. Recurring income is my favorite income of all

[Anonymous No.53256977]

>>53256950
My mother is dead, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.53256981]

>>53256930
I bought it off some poor fuck for $4600 last December. He needed money quick and I took it off his hands. Its been treating me well, it's my daily driver since my last one's tranny shit itself

[Anonymous No.53256984]

>>53256948
Nice, well done

[Anonymous No.53256991]

Uh, NEGGanon, fucking thank you, you are a gentile and a scholar

[Anonymous No.53256992]

>>53256970
She doesn't need trigger discipline

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53256994]

>>53256977
I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.

[Anonymous No.53257005]

>>53256968
>its an etf so i dont see how they would divvy up the shares
Well presumably VanEck has the underlying shares so they could decompose the ETFs and give you like 25 tickers worth of fractional shares. I bet that qualifies as "illegal trading" or some bullshit under OFAC rules though.

[Anonymous No.53257024]

>>53256994
I'm kidding: she's very much alive. You're one sick fuck, bags.

[Anonymous No.53257032]

The sheer sight of underage buncun drives the janitor wild with rage, making him work himself into a shoot. Speaking of, how is WWE doing?

[Anonymous No.53257034]

>>53256991
cheers, fren

[Anonymous No.53257035]

>>53256991
What the hell is the joke supposed to be in that meme?

[Anonymous No.53257051]

>>53257035
police have such low standards they'll fuck even her

[Anonymous No.53257056]

>>53257005
Wait so you don't even have guaranteed ownership protection if you buy a normal ETF?

[Anonymous No.53257057]

Any chance we go green today?

[Anonymous No.53257059]

>>53257035
they're having dinner together

[Anonymous No.53257064]

>>53257035
The joke is that female police officers are department whores.
t. family of coppers

[Anonymous No.53257066]

>>53256970
>trigger discipline
The jew fears the yugoslav,

[Anonymous No.53257073]

>>53257057

[Anonymous No.53257080]

>>53257035
virgin detected

[Anonymous No.53257082]

Baggies dick doesn't work anymore. Is this bullish for PFE?

[Anonymous No.53257084]

>>53257035
>>53257064
>>53257059
>>53257051
It's referencing some specific whore cop who slept with all the dudes in her department.

[Anonymous No.53257087]

>>53256621
Who do you have?

[Anonymous No.53257090]

>>53256917
i dont want a long position i just want to ride a momentum swing for a quick flip trade

[Anonymous No.53257097]

>>53257056
You own a stake in the fund that owns the stocks. This how they get around capital gains taxes. Mutual funds had you actually owning the stock within it hence you get fucked on taxes

[Anonymous No.53257099]

I sold my nvda put at the dip . What should i buy?

[Anonymous No.53257105]

>>53257099
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53257110]

>>53257082
Man, that new show sure looks bad!

[Anonymous No.53257117]

>>53256636
-38.96%. What do you do with this information?

[Anonymous No.53257120]

>>53257099
40 series card.

[Anonymous No.53257127]

I have $6,400 to save/invest this month? How should I split it up? I'm thinking $2k ea to VOO, QLD, and my savings account, and $400 in degenerate options gambles

[Anonymous No.53257132]

>>53257073
Promise?

[Anonymous No.53257134]

>VTI is down
>VXUS is up
>VT is even
zen

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53257135]

>>53257082
My dick still works, if you keep posting this nonsense I'll have no other choice, but to prove it.

[Anonymous No.53257137]

Where my fellow SOXL dca-and-holders at? Anyone else crossing their fingers for 30+ SOXL this year? I'm planning to hold for years so hopefully my 550 shares start to do a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.53257136]

>>53257127
1.9 FN SCARs

[Anonymous No.53257144]

>>53257117
Mashallah you got heemed. Inshalla you recover this year and more.

[Anonymous No.53257145]

>>53257132
Yes. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.53257146]

>>53257082
With all the micro plastics and estrogen in everything, you dick will stop working in your 30's unironically.

[Anonymous No.53257147]

>>53257105
But its dumping and crabbing

[Anonymous No.53257156]

>>53257056
I'm no securities lawyer but this is definitely one of those black swan "now this obscure fine print clause about sanctions and liquidation applies" scenarios.

Like, an ETF share is just an ETF share, and they let you swap it for the underlying shares in certain circumstances. But cashing it out for an arbitrary dollar value seems like a reasonable fallback when nobody can legally exchange those shares.

[Anonymous No.53257162]

>>53257110
It's literally going to be cancelled after one season. Everyone has fag fatigue at this point.

[Anonymous No.53257167]

>>53257147
>But its dumping and crabbing
bottomed

[Anonymous No.53257170]

uff bobos sorry Im late, gonna crash the market now! see ya!

[Anonymous No.53257179]

>>53257145
Ok, I ran my calls up to 70% before going back to 0% in 2 hours. I'm waiting for a 150%

[Anonymous No.53257184]

>>53256915
I keep asking that... It keeps drilling.

secret?: be positioned before Feb 1st

[Anonymous No.53257194]

>>53257170
FUCKING KEK
what was bill's plan to achieve that?

[Anonymous No.53257195]

That anon was right its crabbing upward

[Anonymous No.53257196]

Kek fucking retards at BetMGM.
>We just paid out a half million to a customer, better start playing now
If anything that makes me not want to play because somebody just hit it big.

[Anonymous No.53257204]

>>53257144
2608 shares of SPXL, should the market come back then I shall come roaring back like the cannons which brought down the walls of Constantinople.

[Anonymous No.53257205]

>>53256968
Last I checked, Russia was leaning towards legislation that will allow foreigners in unfriendly countries to cash out at 50% valuation. There's an extra 10% penalty planned for those who choose to do the redemptions this year vs slowly selling down over 3+ years.
So if VanEck decides to go through with their liquidation plans, you're pretty fucked.

It is possible for them to distribute the MOEX shares directly to ETF holders as well, like a typical dividend or spinoff. Doubt they go down that route though.

[Anonymous No.53257206]

>>53257196
Are you kidding? That means the slots are hot!

[Anonymous No.53257213]

>>53257194
Yes back in the 90's, the government actually pretended to give a shit.

[Anonymous No.53257212]

>>53257194
Uh something about NAFTA and repealing Glass-Steagall.

[Anonymous No.53257221]

>>53257035
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/la-vergne-pd-officers-fired-suspended-for-sexual-misconduct?_amp=true
Bullish af

[Anonymous No.53257225]

>>53256917
Thank you for telling me to buy when it was at 1.75.

[Anonymous No.53257226]

>>53257194
>what was bill's plan to achieve that?
Not having the tech bubble burst. But things were actually so good Greenspan was kvetching about the treasury market losing liquidity. I shit you not.

[Anonymous No.53257239]

VIX on its way to $0

[Anonymous No.53257241]

Why is stupid shit like Bitcoin, BBBY, GME, ARKK, TSLA, etc... all suddenly surging at start of this year? Is there a recent influx of stupid money that I'm not aware of? Really demoralizing when I go to work and hear about my dumbass co-workers making 200%+ on BBBY when I'm sitting here making 4-5% YTD on my 100% vanguard VT investment. Seems like stupid meme investors always get bailed out when I'm getting punished for investing responsibly and correctly.

[Anonymous No.53257245]

>>53257194
Stop increasing the deficit for one.

[Anonymous No.53257248]

>>53257239
what exactly does the VIX do?

[Anonymous No.53257250]

How to know if a stock is good:
>check Webull comment section
>look for niggers and spics
>if any, avoid stock like the plague
Easy.

[Anonymous No.53257266]

True golden crab day

[Anonymous No.53257268]

>>53257194
we had pretty nice high taxes after the 93 increase

[Anonymous No.53257271]

>>53257127
>I'm thinking $2k ea to VOO, QLD, and my savings account,
stop giving your money to kikes retard

>>53257127
>$400 in degenerate options gambles
do this then take the profits and put it into food supplies, guns, ammo, and water

[Anonymous No.53257284]

>>53257248
that's impossible to know

[Anonymous No.53257287]

>>53257248
Trick Goyim into making plays counter to their interests.

[Anonymous No.53257288]

>>53256479
indeed. my day was even greener than that

[Anonymous No.53257297]

>>53257226
>>53257245
>>53257213
>>53257212
So somewhere out there is a timeline where the American government was financially responsible and got its shit together, and instead we are in the post 2008 "you know what? Fuck it" Quantitative Easing timeline?

that blows

[Anonymous No.53257299]

>>53257250
These people shouldn't be allowed to trade. If you don't realize that volume is a two way street you are pants on head retarded. There should be a quiz before you can trade to ensure you have an IQ above room temp.

[Anonymous No.53257300]

>>53257248

[Anonymous No.53257311]

The stock market has reached a permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.53257314]

>>53257225
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.53257321]

>>53257221
>>53257035
the guy who reported the activity is an incel beta who was left out of the reindeeer games.
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
>Complainant: Mayor Jason Cole through unknown source initially. Revealed to be Sergeant Ty McGowan
>Subjects: Officer Maegan Hall; Officer Patrick Magliocco; Sergeant Lewis Powell; Officer Larry Holladay;
Officer Juan Lugo; Sergeant Ty McGowan; Detective Seneca Shields; Officer Gavin Schoeberl
>Witnesses: Lieutenant David Durham; Bethany Smith (HR); Leah Presley (HR)
Department Head: Chief Burrel Davis
>Investigator: Andrew Patton, Director of Human Resources
>Background: On Monday, December 12, 2022, Director of Human Resources Andrew Patton received a phone call from Mayor Jason Cole. Mayor Cole reported that he had received information from a source (name unknown) reporting that Officer Maegan Hall was having intimate relationships with other members of the La Vergne Police Department. Specifically with Sergeant Lewis Powell, Officer Patrick Magliocco (including a 3‐way with his wife), and Officer Larry Holladay. Mayor Cole also mentioned a “girls gone wild” hot tub party at Sergeant Eric Staats house.

[Anonymous No.53257322]

>>53257297
Physically impossible, even with infinite strings.

[Anonymous No.53257324]

Me after getting heemed by AMC puts looking at BBBY

[Anonymous No.53257343]

Might go long lumber here.

[Anonymous No.53257351]

Shit and Piss futures having another go at 4000. Prepare your bobo and mumu memes in equal meassure.

[Anonymous No.53257364]

We crashing next week?

[Anonymous No.53257366]

>>53257300
th-thanks

[Anonymous No.53257371]

>>53257321
it’s like the porn version of Super Troopers for real

[Anonymous No.53257376]

>>53257194
He cut social security. I’m not joking. A dem president worked with a GOP congress to cut SS and balanced the budget. God, I miss the 90s.

[Anonymous No.53257378]

>>53257364
DXY might.

[Anonymous No.53257381]

>>53257321
Kek

[Anonymous No.53257387]

>>53257271
Do you have any good options gamble ideas? Most of the ones I come up with suck

[Anonymous No.53257388]

>>53256545
>1 year chart
What happened to that stock. Its a company thst sells stuff but why is it so down? Dont they make a profit?

[Anonymous No.53257391]

>>53256835
you don't need that much. sure if you want to live of it but some nice extra income is achievable even with neet tier money. you just have to be more active because you can't afford a million to just wait for dividends

[Anonymous No.53257401]

>>53257321
That whole situation sounds like it would have spiraled out of control had it been left alone.

[Anonymous No.53257405]

>>53257241
TSLA has been jewed all year because Elon swatted the hornet's nest, but all the others are trash and I agree. Just feel good knowing that the idiots gambling on memes are either making 200% on an initial investment of like $500, while over time you're going to [hopefully] make a lot more than that without the stress

[Anonymous No.53257409]

>>53257376
clinton was the kike who made the top donor class of democrat kikes rich when signed china into the WTO and let all american industry leave

[Anonymous No.53257416]

>>53257387
>Do you have any good options gamble ideas?
Longs on MARA. It's been going to 5-25% a day.

[Anonymous No.53257417]

>>53256636
How? I should've stayed cash.

[Anonymous No.53257429]

>>53257371
I'm reading the report. This shit is wild.
>Magliocco admitted to knowing and being at the “hot tub party” but confirmed it was on Eric Staats houseboat and not his house. Magliocco told Patton it was Memorial Day and it included David Durham (and family), Eric Staats (and family), Hall, and himself. Magliocco said that Staats, himself, Durham and Hall were in the hot tub when Hall’s top came off revealing her breast. Magliocco said that Staats helped Hall put her top back on. Regarding the concern over Hall’s mental health, Magliocco reported knowing that Hall unloaded her weapon and dry fired the gun at her head “so she could hear what it sounded like.” Magliocco admitted not reporting that to anybody. Magliocco also reported knowing that Hall voiced “harmful thoughts” and on multiple occasions said that she should not be alone. Magliocco reportedly called Staats on 12/8/22 to report these concerns to leadership.
But it seems more and more that the bitch was batshit crazy and brought down an department with her crazy pusspuss

[Anonymous No.53257431]

>>53256878

[Anonymous No.53257441]

>>53257364
with what's happening with uncle joe and docs? 100% no

[Anonymous No.53257444]

>Natgas

LOL
LMAO

[Anonymous No.53257446]

>>53257409
I won’t dispute your point, but you’re not really disputing mine now, are you? Every succeeding president aside from Trump did the same thing. Reagan wasn’t a protectionist either.

[Anonymous No.53257448]

>>53257241
Higher risk = higher reward.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53257460]

>>53257250
I actually do this. No joke. Except TSLA. I buy that anyway.

[Anonymous No.53257469]

>>53256788
>boat show in town
The hartford boat show?
I was gonna go and that venue food is terrible. I'd happily buy a good sandwich @ +10% normal prices.

[Anonymous No.53257471]

>>53257376
Cutting spending in Washington means the whole budget goes up 8% but SS goes up 3% instead

[Anonymous No.53257472]

>>53257446
thats what makes Trump the best president since Eisenhower

[Anonymous No.53257479]

>>53257429
This is why you don’t stick your sick in crazy. Lol, she passed a psych evaluation and background check. The whole system should be on trial.

[Anonymous No.53257481]

>>53257321
Has she made an onlyfans yet?

[Anonymous No.53257487]

>>53257444
Imagine longing natural gas while biden is banning stoves lmao!

[Anonymous No.53257495]

>>53257487
Ah the new propaganda to cover up all the random illnesses people are getting from vaccines.

[Anonymous No.53257511]

>>53257241
copium from the market

[Anonymous No.53257516]

Fuck I was going to buy newegg a few days ago. It’s up 52%. Mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.53257523]

>>53257117
>650k
What are you doing!? So many options at that point. No high risk necessary. Even a simple savings account wouldve gotten you 13k last year.

[Anonymous No.53257530]

>>53257471
I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say. Clinton ran a budget surplus because of what he did with Newt Gingrich and house republicans. This is common knowledge. Say what you will about Clinton, but he was pragmatic enough to work with the other side despite being a lame duck. We could use more of that in the modern era.

[Anonymous No.53257532]

>>53256991
>>53257035
A departmental game of pin the weasel

[Anonymous No.53257535]

What the hell, my 401k contribution didn't get deducted from my paycheck.

[Anonymous No.53257538]

>>53257487
>12.7% of asthma
Even if this is true the amount of people with gas stoves is probably higher than 12.7% of the population no?

[Anonymous No.53257540]

are we back?

[Anonymous No.53257544]

>>53257297
>there is a timeline
there is only this timeline

[Anonymous No.53257547]

What would you do with $100k in cash, assuming that was your only stockpile of cash and if you lost it you'd kill yourself

[Anonymous No.53257553]

>>53257472
If only Trump had understood Washington as well as Eisenhower did…

[Anonymous No.53257563]

>>53257444
i-is it too late to buy some KOLD?
Is it gonna pump the moment I buy a bag?

[Anonymous No.53257564]

>>53257481
>>53257479
>>53257429
The conclusion is hilarious. The guy who was a rat of the department was also fucking her! Some jelly belly was upset that the local whore didn't love him.
>McGowan, more likely than not, also had sexual relations with Hall. McGowan also lied during the investigation about sending nude images to Hall, and then, after asking HR to leave the room, confessed to sending the
images.

[Anonymous No.53257570]

>>53257538
It's a literal made up statistic with absolutely no evidence supporting it. It's propaganda to get people to use less natural gas to conserve the supply.

[Anonymous No.53257578]

Imagine marrying this walking red flag. Bullish for negg

[Anonymous No.53257577]

>>53257516
I've literally searched things like this trying to find a place to live. Like "whitest cities in South Dakota"

[Anonymous No.53257584]

>>53257547
Probably buy some 6 month t-bills

[Anonymous No.53257590]

>>53257538
Also how do we know it was the gas stove? Is it enough to have a kid with asthma and have a gast stove for it to count? Maybe people with gas stoves are more likely to smoke inside, or live in older houses with asbestos?
This shit can easily be faked.

[Anonymous No.53257591]

>>53257523
>No high risk necessary
I see that you and I live in different worlds. I spend my time crafting a portfolio that creates high quality (You)s.

[Anonymous No.53257603]

>>53257487
Bullshit.
>t. asthmatic

[Anonymous No.53257608]

>>53257535
>paycheck
whoa pal, this is stock market general, your employed ass is looking for jobdummy general
good luck finding it and being with your kind

[Anonymous No.53257620]

BARF bros I might actually make a profit WTF

[Anonymous No.53257621]

>>53257578
Why do I keep seeing this roastie
Whats her deal

[Anonymous No.53257625]

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.53257626]

>>53257578
I thought this was that FTX jew

[Anonymous No.53257630]

>>53257516
Why is it up tho? I dont see shorts to the extent of bbby. I do know its a chinese stock now so it puts me off

[Anonymous No.53257635]

>>53257563
n-no
maybe

[Anonymous No.53257638]

Imagine marrying a bitch working around this giganigger
Bullish for bumble

[Anonymous No.53257637]

>>53257591
(You) are a gambler.

[Anonymous No.53257647]

>>53257591
>275K, wash sale.
Good to see no matter what the capital, /smg/ always behaves the same

[Anonymous No.53257649]

>>53257625
*snip*

[Anonymous No.53257651]

>>53257590
Trying to find sense in a watercolor picture made by some cunt who read the headline of an article written by someone who read half of the summary of a research paper?

[Anonymous No.53257657]

>>53257625
"To the right" is a direction. :^)

[Anonymous No.53257656]

they would never cut SS so long as the last boomer still draws breath
the backlack would make Jan 6 look like nothing
>inb4 'it was nothing'

[Anonymous No.53257670]

>>53257625
> Boomer dividend Chad wins again
We shilled JEPI, we tried to help

[Anonymous No.53257671]

>>53257621
literally read my comments.

[Anonymous No.53257680]

>>53257578
>>53257638
If your wife/SO isn't working in a gender neutral (ie 50/50 men and women) or a female dominated environment you're a cuck

[Anonymous No.53257682]

>>53257657
>He doesn't know the market is about to start going left.

[Anonymous No.53257689]

>>53257638
>wears mallninja vest
>not plate carrier
[autistic /k/ screeching]

[Anonymous No.53257691]

>>53257680
>you now remember the anon whose gf goes on 1 week fuckfests with her coworkers

[Anonymous No.53257693]

SKYT has been having a great week.

[Anonymous No.53257696]

>>53257578
She's literally a 2/10. Cops will apparently fuck anything that moved.

[Anonymous No.53257698]

10k cash. What are we holding over nigger holiday?

[Anonymous No.53257704]

>>53257651
Clownworld is something else

[Anonymous No.53257706]

All that iv that's been let out after yesterday huh

[Anonymous No.53257708]

>>53257696
She literally became a cop because she fantasized about getting gangbanged by cops.

[Anonymous No.53257716]

>>53257691
Was she a nurse or what?

[Anonymous No.53257719]

>>53257637
Hey man it's just margin that John Direxion lets me use for free. I trust the S&P500, don't you?

>>53257647
Yes well that's from back when I was a degenerate daytrader in 2021. I haven't stopped buying long enough for the wash sale to go away.

[Anonymous No.53257732]

>>53257469
No. It’s in REDACTED

[Anonymous No.53257740]

How do I profit off crabbing? Sell puts and sell calls? The money it ties up is annoying for the return though. How far out should these contracts be?

[Anonymous No.53257749]

29% causes 12.7%
let that sink in

[Anonymous No.53257754]

>>53257680
this is true, only addendum would be if she is turbo stacy in a tech field working with a bunch of pajeets
> source : my wife

[Anonymous No.53257759]

I see there are STILL Bobos and STILL Mumus that have yet to see that this is the year of the crab. GIVE ME YOUR THETA, YOU DON'T DESERVE IT

[Anonymous No.53257763]

>>53257719
Did you really just get long at the top?

[Anonymous No.53257766]

Henlo fren,

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Look no further! I have a hot secret stock for you.
With Aquabounty you have a safe yet guaranteeed 1000x investment.
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[Anonymous No.53257768]

Last post
Best post
Never marry a
A. Nurse
B. Female cop
C. Female roadie
D. A girl called Sara
They will cuck you if you don't actively cheat on them.

[Anonymous No.53257775]

>>53257740
Putt all your money in a combination of DIV, IDV, and JEPI

[Anonymous No.53257782]

>>53257768
I dated a nurse for 4 years. She was a nympho but a literal psychopath.

[Anonymous No.53257783]

>>53257538
its not true. there is no particulate matter from natural gas combustion its just water and 2 gases. its literally kike propaganda

[Anonymous No.53257789]

>>53257740


https://optionstrat.com/build/long-call-butterfly/QQQ/230203C274,230203C279x-2,230203C284

[Anonymous No.53257792]

>>53257783
what do they have against ovens?

[Anonymous No.53257791]

>>53257740
>>53257775
Short strangles will vastly outperform dividend or bond yields. Won't compare to gigabubble bull run maybe.

[Anonymous No.53257799]

>>53257740
Like these guys.

God I loved this show as a kid. Watched it on weekend mornings from bed with some warm tea. Those were the days.

[Anonymous No.53257811]

clamps

[Anonymous No.53257817]

>>53257763
So what if I did. I also bought the (recent) bottom. It averages out.

[Anonymous No.53257824]

>>53257792

[Anonymous No.53257833]

Is antisemitism common in the world of finance?

[Anonymous No.53257842]

>>53257799
Used to watch this shit endlessly when at my moms for the holidays because fuck all to do and she only had ~10 channels.

[Anonymous No.53257845]

what do you mean the economy is slowing down?

stocks just go up bro, DONT ASK ME WHY IT JUST DOES OKAY?!

[Anonymous No.53257848]

>>53257811
hey you look like you know your stuff
how would i go about reattaching vinyl fence palings that have come off? looks like they were glued on, probably some kind of heavy duty glue or mastic
i'll probably use some e6000 and clamp them on til dry

[Anonymous No.53257850]

>>53257817
You are eternally retarded for daytrading with an ETF so I don't forgive you. Use futures next time.

[Anonymous No.53257854]

>>53257833
>Is antisemitism common in the world of finance?
Semitism is much more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.53257855]

>>53257791
I just work off the assumption that anyone asking how to profit off a crab market would have a hard time managing any options strategies and lack the experience myself to recommend.

[Anonymous No.53257857]

>>53257792
>what do (they) have against ovens?

[Anonymous No.53257858]

>>53257792
It's literally WEF propaganda nonsense. The agency that made those claims about gas stoves already rolled it back when Republicans called them on their shit.

[Anonymous No.53257866]

>>53257824
Reminds me I need to sell my AMZN before more woke of the rings comes out.

[Anonymous No.53257869]

>>53257850
>daytrading
Anon I'm DCAing into SPXL, that's literally the opposite of daytrading.

[Anonymous No.53257879]

>>53257869
You still have a wash sale you said was from 2021.
>>53257719

[Anonymous No.53257897]

>>53257879
Well true. But I don't anymore.

[Anonymous No.53257902]

>>53257869
Crabbing will destroy your leveraged ETF, especially as borrowing costs increase.
You're better off DCA'ing into nonlevereage SP500 etf.

[Anonymous No.53257903]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.53257919]

Negg about to have a triple digit day
Not even mentioned on wsb/stocktwits
God bless you NEGGanon
I love you mercurial niggers, even though I help you lose money when I wake up feeling capricious

[Anonymous No.53257923]

>>53257578

[Anonymous No.53257951]

>>53257902
I'll think about it. But people on /smg/ would probably call me dumb for selling when its still in the red, so I'm not sure if I can.

[Anonymous No.53257957]

I bought negg at 2$ , should i hold?
Thoughts ?

[Anonymous No.53257964]

>>53257951
>cares what /smg/ thinks.
ngmi.

[Anonymous No.53257985]

>>53257964
Oh. Well I don't care what you think!

[Anonymous No.53258000]

>>53257775
>>53257789
>>53257791
Thanks for the tips, the true Santa Rally was a free month of crabbing gains.

[Anonymous No.53258001]

>>53257903
well, hurry up
what are ya using one of them gas stoves or something

[Anonymous No.53258003]

>>53257919
The volume on that shit
Not touching it with a 10 ft penis

[Anonymous No.53258004]

>>53257951
Yes we know exactly who you are and WILL laugh if you sell for a loss. Trust me we WILL find out if you sell ANY positions for a loss

[Anonymous No.53258008]

>>53257985
good

[Anonymous No.53258014]

>>53257768
>D
Is there something you would like to talk about anon?

[Anonymous No.53258031]

>>53258004
this is exactly why I still hold MONI
sirs

[Anonymous No.53258090]

Lmao who’s is the last /smg/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53258093]

>>53258001
that guy says he'll bake and never bakes all the time, i'm not baking because people bitch when i do it.

[Anonymous No.53258104]

>>53257311
YOU JINXING SON OF A BITCH

[Anonymous No.53258112]

>>53258100
>>53258100
>>53258100